Apr 23 2007Jennifer Lopez gets paid money

she is fine

yes first post!

that bitch is worth it. 2 million i would pay them if i had the money.

not only is she not worth it, she comes with attitude..fn serial wife!

not worth, but he doesnt care, hes full of money, 2mil less or more, who cares

Pfft, I make this in an afternoon letting people touch my abs in the street. Overpriced biatch.

She's a fat whore who is only good for 4 things.

cooking & cleaning

sucking & fucking

hmm she's looking pretty old there.

Would be nice to get paid that much! She's used to getting paid obscene amounts for doing nothing though so it's hardly news, except the fact that I didn't think JLO did concerts..? Or so i heard a long time ago

I doubt she can do ANYTHING worth $2 million dollars.

I thought she was in porn now

Russians like their women matronly. I'm sure the contract says she has to strip nude and let him pour vodka over her gigantic fatass. At this point it's got lots of cellulite, pimples, and moles with black hairs growing out, but that's exactly what they like (along with an anus moustache to match the one on the upper lip).

That evidence is inadmissible and will not hold up in court.

Your witness counselor.

$2,000,000? For that kind of scratch, the kids should get to run a train on the bitch after the performance.

Or, better yet, they should pitch a tent on her massive ass and use it as a bounce house.

@13 -- Agreed. or that payday, she better be running around nude with a dick in her mouth, passionately humming The Hymn of the Russian Federation. I have a long list of Hollywood hoochies I'd like to blow me for $2 million a (ahem) pop, but alas, I am but a thousandaire...

It would be funny if she were performing at this party, and halfway through the first song the crowd started booing, and pulled a total Apollo on her, yelling at her to get off the stage. Then have the Sandman come out and sweep her up. Then when she finds the hosts and says 'wtf is going on?' they can tell her it was worth 2 million just to watch her get booed off stage, thank her for coming, and then boot her big ass the fuck out.

2 mil for J-Lo? Doesn't Russia have a single illegal who can sing?! Man, times are tough over there...

J-Ho blows. And she probably doesn't even do that well. He's an idiot.

Oh, those zany Russsian tycoons. A gift for his wife? Yeah right!! I bet she's like "I'd much rather see J. Lo get that money than receive it myself. I'm very happy with the $1.40 in mad money I'm doled out per week."

Man, this guy must feel really guilty about cheating on his wife constantly. Who the fuck does that shit? That's almost as bad as watching "My super sweet 16", only this is called, "My big 40th flop." I'd rather have Gallagher at my bday party. What a shitty husband. J.Lo is more bachelor party material.

I wouldn't even pay that no-talent skank $50 for a BJ! she is another example of completely talentless people becomming "famous"

#16 - best idea yet!

LMFAO@ Gallagher & bounce house =))

#7 & 16--perfect comment...a homewrecker,becoz she can't find a man..now she doin B-day parties,,next it will be Blow-jobies. your done, face it bitch...we hate your stupid, old, ugly,ass,,ho yea, when in America, sing American....dumbass.

She's not even a good singer.

Ah what is her talent again?

#23

What the hell are you saying? that Americans speak 'American' not English?

Do you think the country England is just named after the language?

Hey homewrecker, glad your spanish boy can now be the father he was until your stupid ass took him away,,and now of course you don't have the balls to make a marriage work after taking him from his kids..you are weak and you suck totally as a person and a singer. get lost....

Speaking American is English asshole, go back to bed and get back up again,your ffffff''''nnnnnn sssllllooooowwwwww,,

well, that melnichenko guy is listed as 258th world's richest guy, according to forbes.
he can afford it.

you'd think you would pay that money for somebody who can actually sing.

I'd pay the same percentage of my income for a private gig from JLo. But no absolutely none of her "singing" would be allowed. I've never received a dirty sanchez from an actual mexican, so that's probably what I'd order up - any mic that JLo has would be put to better use as a strapon anyway. Maybe we could record everything and put it out as Bjork's latest single.

OVER-RATED

#28 let me speak american so you can understand... shut the fuck up you stupid bitch

You shut the fuck up, you must want to do her old ass, u know u want her babies..i like how u changed your screen name,asshole.

And yea,,the Donald wants you also, so call Drplowshit and he join in on the fun.......

She is a bit washed up now.Dont u think?

how about no, vete a comer tu caca krazidumbasswhore

That's very nice for Jennifer and after that she can pass Amsterdam and have a drink with me.Don't forget to take the money with you.

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Shall we meet at the starbucks?

Trott Felipe rode her booty.

insane

For two million, she'd better just stand there... while other people throw random objects and dishes at her.

Normally the price for shaking ass and oral is 20 dollars.Does this russian guy know how this can have a bad effect on the usual marketprices?

2 million for 40 minutes 'work' is quite easy made.Probably even Rasputin will step out his grave for that and dance the Polka in front of them.

So what did she get 1 million for each ass cheek? Oh okay, if we are talking about $1 per square foot of ASS than $2 million makes TOTAL sense.

But fucking seriously now, she is a massively GREEDY whore. Take a look at the world, why should this bitch be paid $2 million? You know, what with all the starving and the disease and all the shit that needs funding. But hey let people die and live in squalor cause Bitch-Lo needs a new fur wardrobe or exotic monkey gizz serum for her fountain of youth injections.

Yup she's totally worth it. I just watched ten firefighters put out a big brush fire close to homes full of families and oh, it was very entertaining, they had matching costumes and props like a big hose and a firetruck...whew FUN TIMES! So they get paid what $30,000 A YEAR to SAVE LIVES and J-Lo dances and "sings" for rich people who have it all and she gets paid $2 million for 40 minutes of "entertainment". WOW the world makes soooooooooo much sense.

The only person more worthless than J-Lo for choosing her greedy whore life is idiots who have $2 Million and think hmmmm "donate it to a hospital?" or "get J.lo to sing for us?", Ummmm, let's go with J-Lo that definitely the most honourable choice.

FUCK THIS SHIT WORLD

I wouldn't pay her 2 bucks for some nookie. Ok, I'm lying, I would.

Russians like their women matronly. I'm sure the contract says she has to strip nude and let him pour vodka over her gigantic fatass. At this point it's got lots of cellulite, pimples, and moles with black hairs growing out, but that's exactly what they like (along with an anus moustache to match the one on the upper lip).

Amen.

#26 tenes toda la razon. i agree with u.

Iamsosmart i bow down and worship thee. i think though she is getting paid for performing sex favors and not singing

I bet she woulda done it for $200 anyhow, she hasn't done much for a while has she? Except the mental stuff? har har "sanchez"

She's not Mexican, she's Puerto Rican.

Why is she so orange and shiny? She looks post-money shot.
And $50,000 a minute? That's ridiculous. Just disgusting. No one in the world should earn that much money when so many people are starving.

She's the most replusive person ever, send the bitch to Iraq to sing, maybe they'll blow her ass up,,be funny watching that LARGE ass fly in a million pieces!

#54. As much as I would love what you are suggesting, unfortunately blowing up J-Lo's ASS would kill us all ... think of all the dangerous fart gas trapped between those two giant furry cheeks.

Apocalypse Ass; what an ugly way to go.

Apocalypse Ass.. that should be the name of her next movie /

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J. LO You are disgrace to your own people, you might have money but you worth nothing to all the hispanic people. P-DADDY fucked that pussy, BIG WHORE ASS AND EVEN IN THE MOUTH THOUSANDS OF TIMES and then that stupid bastard gonna pay you 2 million dollars.

Anyways, do u believe that there is a father, a GOD who is incharge of the whole universe and you will be judge one day?
Something to think about you know!

J. LO You are disgrace to your own people, you might have money but you worth nothing to all the hispanic people. P-DADDY fucked that pussy, BIG WHORE ASS AND EVEN IN THE MOUTH THOUSANDS OF TIMES and then that stupid bastard gonna pay you 2 million dollars.

Anyways, do u believe that there is a father, a GOD who is incharge of the whole universe and you will be judge one day?
Something to think about you know!

J. LO You are disgrace to your own people, you might have money but you worth nothing to all the hispanic people. P-DADDY fucked that pussy, BIG WHORE ASS AND EVEN IN THE MOUTH THOUSANDS OF TIMES and then that stupid bastard gonna pay you 2 million dollars.

Anyways, do u believe that there is a father, a GOD who is incharge of the whole universe and you will be judge one day?
Something to think about you know!

put it this way shes geting the 2 million and not any of us lol so quit hating on the girl , we just have different views on what traits a singer should have , by the way the media makes things a bigger case out anyhting small

put it this way shes geting the 2 million and not any of us lol so quit hating on the girl , we just have different views on what traits a singer should have , by the way the media makes things a bigger case out anyhting small