Apr 11 2007Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony separating?

It was just a matter of time.

Barf. They irritate me.

That little skinny, greasy little fuck? Pfft.....c'mon Jen....beat his ass...show him who's boss!

damn i was so close to first! uhhh

who cares both their careers died ages agooo

When you look like Marc Anthony and sleep with someone as decent as Jennifer Lopez.. you just might be that insecure and jealous.

Who says machismo? How about sexist controlling pig. She wouldn't have to worry about that with me. I wouldn't sit there watching, waiting. I wouldn't have to. She'd never get off the leash in the first place.

BTW You know your career is dead when your supposed to be a "celebrity" and you have enough time to follow your celebrity wife to photo shoots.. like anything sexual will happen with 400 people walking around doing your make up and picking out your clothes

OK! magazine is going to get sued.

he looks like a mexican version of the Terminator, and she looks like herbie the frog

He´s so damn ugly. I dunno what´s her problem always marrying the wrong guy... she could do better with just a little more brain usage.

a jlo marc anthony haiku:

you both suck at life
dear lord please give them cancer
die die die die die

say what you will they are an award-winning couple
what is the award?

Most Boring Couple Ever

yeah he's 5 feet 2 inches of pure machismo-power
must be all that orthopteral energy

That's right Jennifer, bring that big, sexy ass back over here to your true daddy.

I hope this is true! She's been going downhill fast ever since she got together with that bum. She was cool was Diddy, decently sexy with Ben, but with Marc, she's just been worthless and becoming a huge joke. She's gotta drop him and go back to the person she used to be. That J-Lo from back in the day was damn fine!

And yeah, looking at that little Marc twerp, a guy that looks like he'd get blown over by a big gust of wind, or who you wouldn't want to have around an open flame, for them to describe him like he's some big man's man is just kind of hard to imagine!

I dont really care about the players in this whole charade. I'm much more concerned with the word "machismo". I think that people who use this word should be first against the wall when the reveloution starts. And it will start. Oh yes. You mark my words. My cat speaks to me!!!

her ass isn't even that big anymore

I swear I saw him curled in the corner, peeking his head out watching intently when Jen was helping Blake out last night during American Idol. He thinks he's so sneaky...

it's an industry term, gambit

you're pretty, veggi

awwww, schack, you gonna make me blush...

You see that cop looking at her?? Marc's gonna give him the back of his hand.
"Whattya lookin' at pig? You like my wife?" Blao!

and then he's gonna grab his hand and cry out "ouch, that hurt! jen, do something!"

Beauty and the beast- which is which, can't tell anymore.
What a mismatch, who cares, it's over, let go.
I need a mocha!!!

She puts up with it cus he's so damn good looking.... *barf*

That is really nice of Jen in the first picture to show the crowd the booger she just picked from her nose

#14, I thought she was a joke before Marc.
Always seemed so desperate for a man.

She seems to have grown up, and it shows in her recent work. She isnt trying to do EVerything anymore. God knows she cant act. I think Marc has made her a beautiful women instead of a desperate women chasing men that are no good for her. She has finaly started dressing better. If he is controlling, it seems to be for the better if you ask me. The girl needed some controling

@11 you can't joke about cancer

6, 15 - machismo means something different in Latin American countries....I agree it was a bad word choice for the article. But I think the point they were trying to make is that Marc wanted what his culture considers traditional gender roles and power dynamic in the marriage, and she didn't.

#25 - I think your opinion is outrageous! (oh damn am I ever witty muahahaha)

Can't blame her for putting up with it for this long; that chest, that body, that 22" inseam!!!!! What a man, what a man, what a very tiny man!

Here, I have a Haiku too

Haikus are stupid
Stop fucking writing Haikus
Fuck fuck fuck Haikus

Sorry...didn't get my mocha yet

@26 Yes, you can! My husband had a very serious cancer and we make jokes about it all the time! You have to have a sense of humor about most everything in life.

*otherwise your sense of humor has a tumor ;)

She's finally had enough of Marc Anthony always trying to eat her brains.

@33 and he's had enough of starving....hahahahahaha

Bleh. The scariest thing here (aside from Marc Anthony) is the vacuous and awestruck expression of the policeman in the first picture. I really don't like that expression. It looks like somebody slapped him, but he's so dimwitted that it takes him ten minutes to realise what happened and until then he just stares blankly, moaning "Whaaaa?" and drooling.

...Sanjaya?

Ah, no wonder she liked him so much on Idol last night.
Wow, it's amazing how much I *don't* care about these two people...

Why is she wearing my grandmother's lace curtains?

They're both kind of uninteresting people. But Marc is ugly and uninteresting, so I suppose she might as well ditch him.

Whats wrong with dragging your spouse away from dancing with someone else? I'd drag my husband away in a fucking heart beat, and he'd do the same.

Plus people in hollywood are so unfaithful You have to be even more careful about what you let happen.

too bad you can't beat people down and cage them up and MAKE them have FAITH.

that would be fun.

He looks like the Taco Bell chihuahua. Probably shakes like one too....

Machismo...LMAO!

i say, if you're wife is a whore, and you fell in love with her, then you're in love with a whore. accept your choices!

*your*

That nappy headed ho, Ho gives a shit...........Imus

they're like the modern-day Ike and Tina Turner Revue. only differences i see is that J.lo's face isn't swollen...yet.

Why does ANYONE care about these 2 idiots. He's the ugliest man on the planet and she can't sing or act. She's not even that attractive. How can any guy that nerdy be accused of "Machismo"? LOL

Jennifer Lopez is our generation's Elizabeth Taylor.

I wonder who'll she'll marry twice?

Say it isn't so!@$

I actually feel like she's way dif and not in a good way because she gave her latino self up and she can't be white american no matter how rich and she's in this limbo...I wish she's go back to her roots a little but ofcourse this side will be percieved as ghetto by suburban america....about this marc guy I think he was a rebound and I honestly don't think that Ben Affleck was gonna MARRY a latino, didn't hale from Boston and there are major similarities btw Jennifer Garner and Gwen Paltro. I like the old JLO

They could have at least used the word 'machismo' properly in a sentence.

I just started to like Marc anthony and then this happens?!Really bad news...I need some REALLY good news now to get this processed..!

Why doesn't he just get it over with and stab her with one of his razor sharp elbows?

It's pretty fascinating that when Lopez was with a black guy or a white guy, the tabloids were on her enormous ass 24 hours a day, but as soon as she married into her own race, nobody cared.

Likewise, who really says anything about Bennifer 2? Nobody cares, now that Affleck is cramming a white broad. I hate it when people make a big deal about race, but there's no denying that the tabloids get off on the fact that Middle America has such a problem with interracial mixing.

Or, in the case of amorous celebrities in general, interspecies mixing.

Fuck J-Ho. Why can't she just take her talentless ass and go away? She is completely irrelevant.

Does he stuff his crotch with a sock or something? So thats why she hooked up with him...

why was she the guest on american idol? that was pretty lame...she is not real or anything. i mean she can dance and shake her booty and sing easy songs. american idol, though? a little over the hedge.

it's not even like that, either. i just happened to see it at a party or whatever...
:)

@52.

Never thought about it in that way.

Good point.

Yeah she's leaving Skelator for Sanjaya!!!

Imagine what their kids would look like.....Gollum with a big ass!

Once her album drops, and she gets his fans to buy her shit, then she'll drop him!

Who the hell is HE anyway, dumped Miss Universe twice, and now he can't even keep J.Ho.

Maybe she's trying to start her own museum of enormous used engagement rings/wedding bands.

Girl got daddy issues.

When he said, "I need to know," he meant he needs to know where his woman is every fucking minute of every day.

They both need to go away.

Awww does this mean they won't be singing "No Me Ames" together anymore?? Life is tough all over.

(1) for some reason, she hung onto him longer than Aniston hung onto Vince.
(2) $124.37 (that's all I have till payday) says she can kick his ass
(3) his sperm isn't strong enough

Yeah, we all knew they it wouldnt last. But they made it longer than i thought they would. go them?

He's an idiot and she's a whore so what. But it could be that she is dumping him i mean j-ho got what she wanted which was a spanish speaking album and so forth right? well now she is going to do what she does when she has finished using someone. dump them. its just her emo

He needs to be wacked by the ass in public

she was married 3 times engaged like 3 also um id be suscpicious too

I could imagine that 'sensitivity' and 'understanding' are being called in one breath with Marc Anthony.But it shows the opposite...Marc Anthony needs to be slapped with the back of a shoe in public.

JLo - Mrs. Hugh Jass

Figures #3 would stick up for that home wrecker, Lopez. Takes one ho to know another! Lopez can't ever make anything work, she's freakin impossible. She was hard up to want Marc Anthony's stupid ass anyway. Looks like Jen will now be alone forever. No one wants her stupid ass. She makes stupid movies anyway..she is so over with, thank God.

Are you frucking kidding me?( I need new swear words to match the immense amount of hatred I have for this sick world)

Clearly that bitch is the one in charge.
Sorry, the one with the huge ASS is in charge. She definitely beats him daily. Her morning routine is to wake up in her chinchilla covered bed go over to the hall of mirrors and chant into them " Jennifer Lopez is the sexiest, greatest woman alive" then she puts on her hair, her eyelashes, her nails, her boobs in a bra and colors her face back into "human" with a pound of makeup and a paint roller and screams "TAKE ME TO THE FUR EMPORIUM, I want to buy some baby seal socks and a dolphin purse, and you are getting that baby white tiger tie like I told you and I don’t give a shit you think it’s itchy, I make the money you wear what I say Ben."
"Okay honey, whatever you want princess, whatever you want, please just on't sit on me again, my rib cage is still healing and um... my name is Mark" says a beaten, emaciated Mr.J-Lo chained to the radiator.

HAHAHAHAHHA!!! ^^^^^^

#68 you paint the funniest pictures. why didn't I meet you when I was in high school?? (because we'd be in jail right now)

My sweet PuertoRican Princess from the block,I'm the blue eyed Irishman from Marine Park who shall bring you to throughision....the heartbeats are maddening......

Marc Anthony is Puerto rican and he's possessive? wow what a surprise!

I mean come on, that bitch married a latino male. what the fuck you expect? wouldn't be surprised if Marc Anthony shot the bitch in the head because he thought she loved herself more than him. wooohahaha

The only reason skank Lopez broke up Anthoney's married was he was the only one that would marry her at that time, and she was jealous of Ben A. and Jennifer Garner getting married. What a loser, that has to break up a married for attention. She had to go on that stupid American Idol, coz no one else wants her stupid fatass...

I rarely defend celebs, and while he may be a bit harsh on the eyes, Marc Anthony has, by far, one of the best singing voices in the past 10 years. Easily. Now I wouldn't want the displeasure of having to look at him while he sings, but his CDs are verifiable panty removers, even to those who cannot speak Spanish. He is a singer's singer, rather than just a pretty face with a lot of studio work. Attack away.

Oh, and I would furiously tap JLo's ass like an urgent telegraph before the advent of the telephone. I would morse code "AY PAPI!!!!" over and over again, then write it on her buttcheeks in thick, gooey, ecru-colored happy juice.

@76 -- I bet you haven't gotten laid in ages. I know that has nothing to do with this post, it just needed to be said.

#78 Amen. And we don't need to get a witness.

I bet Affleck and Diddy treated her better. He too little to be so machismo.

I heard she was bangin' Trott Felipe.

#77...DrPlowshit, hello you so want to do Marc Anthony, unfreakin believeable. "He is a singer's singer rather than just a pretty face, talk about GAY, YOU kill me..You know you don't want nothin to do with tapin Lopez's ass. I bet you would love to do Mango,too!

#78-79--sounds like both of you need some desperately..get together, maybe with Marc Anthony. He can sing Spanish shit music to you...enjoy..

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