Apr 11 2007Jennifer Aniston has hard nipples

She can cut diamonds with those mother fuckers!

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She's still famous?

I love her ass... I would make sextytime with it.

They look like chewable Chocks™.

http://www.time.com/time/magazine/article/0,9171,833668-2,00.html

She's still way hotter than Angelina Jolie. Pitt really fucked up.

She's so cute. Maybe a little boring, but only because she doesn't get photographed with green umbrellas or shitty looking bathing suits on...

I'm more intrigued by how she managed to make it look like she cut off her thumb and glued it to the bottom of her palm. What the hell is going on in that picture??

For more infomation on chewable Chocks™, watch this fucking YouTube all the way through.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q5YYbsoiNGI&NR

Stories about celebs, especially negative ones, are popular because they sell and appeal to the public's envy and malice. 99% of the post here proves it. What a bunch of losers. LOL.

I'm just impressed that she's gained enough weight to actually be recognized for even having breasts...she's huge...must be up to at least a size 2.

Please, you're telling me you wouldn't hit that?

If you wouldn't hit that, you're a homo.

Those are some lovely little meat bullets.

I'd hit that. She may be super boring, but she's still decently hot. Nice body. And really, with the right many, any girl can be a freak. She clearly just hasn't found the guy to bring the freak out of her.

#7 - I was truly confused by that also, but then I realized it's just cuz she has a black purse strap over her thumb, but because of the coloring/lighting whatever, it makes it look like her thumb isn't there?!

LOLOMG I BET U ANGALENA'S NIPPLEZ ARE EVEN HARDER - TAKE THAT, JEN! I BET ANGELINA HAS A WHITER T-SHIRT. ANGLLANINA ANGELNANA! ANGELANEINA! LASKFNLKSDF! TAKE THAT JEN! ASDFQPZXANGELINAJOLIE!

For some reason, this only makes me want to kick that assbag following her in the knee caps.

and once again *snore* a story about *snore* nipples? Is that what *snore* this is about?

In the second and third to the last pics, look at that stupid fucking photographer. "Jennifer, look over here!" "Jennifer, stick out your chest, your nipples aren't prominent enough!" "Jennifer, take your pants off!" "Jennifer pleeeeaassse!"

Boring..
BUT, if you look at the last picture, and kind of squint your eyes so everything becomes a bit blurry, it looks like Aniston is picking his nose while shoving that water bottle up her ass. :)

Eek, I meant to say "her nose"... of course, that slip was accidental.
*shifty eyes*

yaaaaaaaaaaaay 18!! I finally laughed.

I hate the movies she's in, but she's ok I guess. Those nips always look like they can cut glass, though.

Anytime we get a shot of Jen's nipples it is 100% better than ANY story about Britney, Lohan, Paris or Angelina!

@22. This is suppose to be a make-fun-of-dumb-celebrities-doing-stupid-shit-site.

Jen has nipples! Infunckingcredible! Go watch some porn.

Brad was such a smart man to kick that dog to the curb.

Christ, I would drink her bath water.....

If she's as sexy as an encyclopedia, then fetch me a copy of Britannica, cos I'm going to bang the arse off it.

23: LMAO.

Oh... my stomach is going to burst and the escaped stomach acid will dissolve my organs if I keep laughing like this...

I need a beer.

#26 fucks encyclopedias...that's some freaky shit.

She is HOT!

Well you can't get a disease from a book, maybe a papercut though...

I like reading the encyclopedia. You never know what you might learn...

papercuts and genitals do not mix

Nice ass, nice boobs. What's not to like?

It is nice to see a normal looking Hollywood celeb dressed normal and just trying to go about her business. It is great that her head lights are on and it would be better if she would show us that Brazilian waxing she just got

HONESTLY, what kind of post is this? Where's the good stuff??? WHERE IS IT??

back to sleep for me.

i love how every picture of jen now devolves into a debate as to who's hotter, her or jolie.

it's time for them to battle this out the old-fashioned way: in a cage match, nude, covered in baby oil. pitt can watch. yee-haw!

Your a moron. Really. This chick has the best legs in Hollywood, has great dress sense, and has the good sense to avoid being photog'd with her crotch / ass / tits hanging out, or while drunk / stoned / having a melt down.

And she is cute.

She's pretty hot, i don't care what anyone says.

She's pretty. Brad should have his head examined.

She's cute? I don't think so. This whining twat is a plain looking dog. She looks like she's picking her ugly man nose in the first picture. Don't get me started on her man-like chin. No wonder Brad kicked her sorry ass to the curb and Vince dumped her, she looks manlier than the both of them.

There is no debate over Jen and Jolie. Jolie is the girl you want to slip into the coat closet with at a party and bang the shit out of her and then return to the party as if nothing happened. Jen is the girl you take home to mom and romantic weekends at the beach. Jen you do missionary and Jolie doggy.

36: I love when the tabloids say things like "Angelina adopts another one; Jen still barren!" or "Poor Jen spends the weekend alone".
I'm with you, let's have a Battle Royale starring Jolie and Aniston and several jars of Marshmallow Fluff. They can fight to the sweet, sexy death and the winner gets Brad and all the whistle kids.

that's the most retarded thing i've ever heard

@41. your mom must be a stodgy bitch. ;x

News Flash!!!! Paris got ketchup on her dress earlier this morning. Holyfuckingshit! But it wasn't on her nipple, so thesuperficial wasn't there.

I have to wonder if the superfish isnt gay considedering he wouldnt fuck Jenifer Aniston stupid.

From the side she ain't looking bad.Is she wearing Paris her breasts?

Who's making Martinis? I need to drink until I find this interesting....

I have nothing to say about this lousy broad or her nips.

And I see pekpekshorts made in on to this thread with his copy & paste goodwill fucking message. This very obviously makes him a winner.

I'm off to go rent Derailed and the entire collection of Friends. See Ya'll!

Ok Veggi, I'm with ya there. I just bought a bottle of Platinum on my lunch break, and even though I'm still at work, my job is so incredibly boring that I would be more than happy to shake us up a couple tinis. Hmmmm, where do I get some ice.....ah, 7-11, be right back!!!

pekpekshorts, and 99% of asshat posts are criticizing other "loosers" for posting their opinions, unaware that by critcizing what they consider to be losers, they are officially labelling themselves WORSE.

Dank, with that face, he'd HAVE to be gay to want to fuck Aniston.

HoboChic, reportedly she got implants. Not big ones, but in an attempt to be sexy, she tried to boost her chest. Except she forgot that fake tits only work if they're either freakishly huge, or are paired with a body/face that are interesting.

NicotineEyePatch, yeah, but it would be too easy and brief a battle -- Jen looks like the sort of woman who curls up and cries if someone pulls her hair.

RhinebeckCowboy, yeah, but having good legs doesn't erase her giant chin, plain festures, ferret eyes, or boring tits. Seriously, she has ferret eyes -- they remind me of all of Britney's boyfriends.

Fuck you Shack!! Go take you meds

With Aniston's body and the lights out at night, a little drunk, sure, it'd be pretty hot. But then you wake up in the morning and it seems like some dude is staring at you with a fucked-up whiny expression and a witch's chin. How exactly do you avoid screaming and pooping the bed?

Mr. Superfish must be smoking the gange recently. I'd hit that like a speed bag.

YOU wish i were on meds. I'm quite enjoying making fun of your antiquated and sado-masochistic taste, i.e. your morals. So you don't let yourself love your true loves, and you condemn yourself to marriage with a bore! HARROWING. they should make a movie!

but brad clearly has better taste than you. he left the whiney, matter-of-fact, guileless whore for the girl who's at least strong enough to muster a sense of humor, lude and ultimately dependent on her beauty as it is. but her hopes are sky high compared to anniston's

Now that is see which of your many personalities have shown up today. It is obvious you are not on your meds. If you want to start something let go you stupid fucking anorexic BITCH

I'd like to punch the WETBACK who is taking pictures.

jimbo- it's all love, for god's sake! you don't get my humor at all...

ok

Aw....Schack and Jimbo, kiss and make up!!! I'm making martinis and apparently Veggi left, so who wants hers? I know, I know, it's not the same with no olives, but I'm at work, WTC!!!

Wow, I just realized that people who don't know me probably think I mean World Trade Center when I say WTC!!! It means what the crap, btw. And btw means by the way, lol. And lol means laughing out loud, btw. God I'm bored.

lol

WTC is that supposed to mean???

Her face always freaked me out. Next time lets hope its Courtney Cox instead...she's pretty

In pictures 5 and 6 she should have just walked up to the guy and given him a good hard slap

FRIST how many of those martinis have you had? you are starting to slur you typing

#67 time to get a new prescription

I'm not drunk....4 mochas, plus 2 martinis, means I need two more to break even....then one more to get a buzz, then I can drive on the freeway 20 minutes to get home. Makes it a little more challenging that way. Livin on the edge, that's me!!!

It is good to hear that you are still in control

Is that all you got Rachel, nipples? Pffffft, I've seen better on goats. Seriously, Angie makes this dooode, look like a stool sample.

Control, what's that?!?

I'd hit that every hour on the hour every day. She was always the hottest one on that show.

I've banged Jen and Angie, so I don't really care.

she should get them sliced!!!

First.

Well I know what I would like to control :)

#79

Your homosexual tendancies?

No, You mother from blowing me. She can't the few teeth she has left out of the way

*Yawn*

Her entire career was based on hard nipples and fake blond hair. Everything else is ugly, useless or annoying.

I don't understand why this was posted. If that's how she looks just walking around on a non-workday, she's way hotter than I've ever given her credit for.

She's not hot??!! Homos.
I'd eat that bones and all.

Boring, compared to... Lohan? Reid? Hilton? Richie? OK, then give me Boring, if it means she might actually have years of happy life outside Hollyweird. Sheesh...

A hundred years ago, what's-her-name used to tell talk-shows and magazines about the Hershey Kisses in the shirt for the nipple shot trick. Apparently they haven't melted. It's a whoreywood nipple bra. Relax.

obtw, wtc is usually uttered by TC, and means "where's the cock?".

that.is.all

Still? She should put on a sweater. Over her face, maybe.

I think she's beautiful, she has a great body. Pitt did make a major mistake.

Any guy here that claims he would not hit that is a stupid lying fucker. Go back to your 250lb dorito eating fat-bag you call a wife or girlfriend.

I'd hit it. Gladly, right after I licked that ass and snatch for about an hour.

Brad, just screw me and get it over with.

Whoa, 89, slow down there.
Just because you find Miss Half Average super hot is no reason to make fun of my wife.

"Could your nipples BE any pointier, Rachel?"

Sorry, had to throw in a cheesy Chandler moment. God I miss Friends:-((

Not sexy? I'd eat the corn out of her shit.

hawt lolsupnick

I love all the hardcore Angie fans that freak the fuck out if this bitch gets attention for one second.

Honestly both bitches bore me. But I'm not a guy and when I did date girls they were prettier than leathery man face Leno chin and a dead white vagina mouth chick with an alien forehead.

The truth is that all the Angie lovers always wanted to believe that Jolie was a cool outcast and that Jennifer was some ditzy dumb cheerleader. But then Brangelina happened and deep down (where you keep your gayness) you all realized that Angelina is a prom queen bitch that wouldn't piss on you if you were on fire so you choose you try to blame Jen for it as the boring bitch who deserved to get left. It's so transparent that Angelina is the idol of ugly fatty gross goth girls and computer geeks who "never had sex with a woman" and you all thought she was so nice and you dreamt that one day she would come and be with you. But all her behaviour shows that she is a vicious stuck up Hollywood Psycho bitch and now your little fantasies are ruined so you take it out on annoying ugly Jen.

FACE FACTS! They are both stupid bitches. Angie is the kind of chick who acts all confident but she'll rip your balls off if you look at another girl and will make you say over and over that she is the hottest girl on earth and she is Britney Spears crazy ,not hot wild crazy like in her movies, but baby collecting full hardon destroying crazy. Ladies who love Angie, she would tie you up and fuck your man right in front of you and then drink your tears and spit on your face. And it's a good thing because it would teach you ugly fat lesbians right for being hypocrites and worshipping a girl because of how she looks, since that what a slutty cheerleader would do.

I am so sick of this Jen vs Angie bull shit, they are both worthless and Brad needs to be dragged through the street and shot.

get over this shit. Angie would kill you and take your children if they matched her new fall wardrobe and Jen would stalk you and harass you until you agreed to brush her hair and watch all 8 seasons of friends with her and tell her she was the pretiest.

You are all idiots for liking either one of those shit skanks.
Oh and her nippples want a threesome and they are trying to lead her to Brangelina.

umm....you you don't know Paris Hilton do you?....ok good,good....Oh Jen you are theonly woman in my life,we come together like certs....we will make many babies...call me,otto

....we'll hit the White Castle.

#95 I guess I missed the part where it said submissions must be in the form of an essay.

98. I like my posts LONG; Like my legs and like my husbands massive CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAK!

Damn, the snarky blogger comments by the webmaster/author of this story are pretty lame--very Chandler-esque, like a bad episode of Friends.

This week has been pretty slow as far as entertaining Superficial news items go. Here's hoping the weekend delivers the goods!

Are there some other good blog/gossip sites I should check out?

@95 Yes, uh, would you mind editing your post to make it more understandable. Just, you know, edit out all the crazy.

I'd suggest deleting the first five paragraphs.

She is a good looking gal, and I love hard nippled boobies. She has a great buttocks too. I really dig her because she isn't a skag running around with her shit hanging out and being a disgrace to all around her.

Most at the time i barely notice Jennifer Aniston unless she opens her mouth ofcourse.

I just came back from the gym,i think tomorrow is going to be a painful day...

@99 -- While I agree with some of the others that your post was obscenely long and all over the place, your comeback was classic. Kudos to you being a good sport.

I don't know what this author is talking about. She's still hot. I'm glad for the nipples I can see here and there. Although, I do have her nudie pics from the paparrazzi filed.

Re 3 37- edit the word cute, substitute the phrase "frackin' hot".

Re # 95- sure, iamsosmrt, you're probably hotter than both of them put together. That's no reason to *hate*...

I like nipples. Was that funny?

#14-I love you.

Well I think she's pretty.

Nips??? Nothing new, have you seen friends? I used to think the producers put marbles in her bra on purpose to reel in creeps like me. Well let me tell you, it worked but I will not be fooled again. Oh well, Im obsessed with those fun bags

iamsosmrt,

That was pure poetry. And so true.

#35..Sorry I wasn't here today to wake your ass up...This stupid bitch,Anniston,was married to the cutest guy in the whole freakin world, and she's too good to have his baby. Someone needs to give this bitch,The Stupid Award. Who does she think she it? Even Plowshit would do he if he thinks Marc Anthony is so hot...Lucky Angelina to grab his hot ass..Let's remember"TROY", damn I'm gettin hot...

when does she NOT have hard nipples...it's her trademark, the only left she can do well now.

i wana fuck her so hard so she will cum

Uh Ive always thought she looke same, like she hasnt aged, like I dont whether thats compliment or insult, cause when she was 20 something she looked 40.

I DON'T LIKE JENIFER ANISTON MOUTH,CHIN, BIG THIGH, BIG FAT ASS.AND SALT WATER BREAST.

SHE IS A MIDDLE -AGE WOMEN. BUT SHE ALWAYS DRESS LIKE A TEENAGE GIRL

she look like a man

Jen's nipples doesn't sound sexy?
She's as exciting as an encyclopedia?
I'd love to see what you find appealing.
This woman is DROP DEAD sexy and exciting.

im in love with her ass and legs , shes deffinantly a lollipop yummm
:D