Apr 16 2007Jenna Jameson weighed 92 pounds

Where were her friends and family? Did anyone ever tell her she might have a problem? I would have to think her big, burly boyfriend could have broken her in two while they were having sex.

OMG! I ate 2day 2!!!

and prolly 48 pounds of that was jizz

This illustrates the dangers of a protein-only diet. Get it?? I'm talkin gorilla juice! Zing!

Where i'm from we don't use pounds we use kilograms - so help me out what would 92 pounds be in kilograms?

How much of her 93 pounds are her fake tits? Damn that tranny is just butt scarry!!!

92lbs = about 42kilos

Holly, is that how much her tits weigh?

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92 pounds = about 46kg

Hey guys! You've forgotten one thing; that ugly creature weights 92 pounds WITH its fake boobs!!! And without them? What its weight could be? 80 pounds?

Corndogs are sexy.....hmmmmm. No wonder she's in porn and not rocket science.
She probably wasn't even on a diet, just too fucking stupid to remember to eat.

So has she paused her porn-making or what? Or was she still fucking for the camera when she was 80lbs + plastic tits?

I'll never understand women and attraction for plastic tits.
(Then again - could have stopped the sentence at women.)

What a used up old whore.

LOL #12

But really. Who doesn't want to take Tito's big fucking mug, press it against a cheese-shredder, and just *grate*...repeatedly. I sure do. I'm also sure he's one man I'd never understand, what with his monosyllabic vocabulary consisting of "D-uh".

What a perfect couple - one devoid of flesh and mind, one absolutely meaty, in the head.

StoneRoses ! Someone pointed that band out to me in the Fall. Will put them on - cheers.

**DUDE SAID** Picture having sex with a broom and it'd probably be just as hot.***

A broom stick with a boob job?

I'm going home now to watch some porno

Can I come watch it with you!!!!

14--Hey!!! Don't pick on Bighead! :P

With her 2 huge bazooms & that pencil body, she resembles a penis.

Excuse me, a penis with a blonde wig.

Lame, Lame LAME! We want more news! News that is actually published somewhere!

Wake up, Fish!

How much extra weight did JJ lose when they trimmed up those lose pusswhah lips? Discounting the silicone jugs, I'd say she weighs about 65 lbs.

Why do they always start loosing weight and dressing better at the same time? If she'd have just stayed at her normal weight, but started dressing and doing her hair/make-up how she does now she'd look pretty good.

And, in other news, Heather Mills wears blue undies (not that I've seen the show)

why doesnt anyone care about more important things, like that school shooting? jenna jameson, bfd.

#25 Try the 'Britney Hat' thread. That should keep you busy.

That smock is quite flattering.

Meth is fundamental. And there's the blow for dessert.

I got bored so i started opening each pic and noticed her boyfriend in the 6th pic. What a fucking cheesedick.

Or #25 try reading 'By Way of Deception' by Victor Ostrovsky and Claire Hoy - Chapter 14 "Only in America" is interesting.(It's banned in many countries )- but at least read the comments on Amazon or Amazon.ca
Or google : 'Urban moving systems' and read all the threads. Look at the newspaper stories from 2001 - I haven't saved them. The people who left their business right after the attack could maybe brought in for questioning FBI.
If I were the FBI I'd also bring in the guy with the lighter laughing for the camera in front of the ruins for questioning. Look for it. A possible hint being they set up the cameras before the attack as reported by the New York Times.
So Idaho - Don't worry : some people care.
And just maybe -I'd have a few questions for Silverstein.

Aw, honey. I never thought I could feel bad for a multimillionaire who's had more sex than several states of the union. But I want her to get well and start giving me spank-fuel again. (Sorry, Mom!)

And maybe if you have the time read Carroll Quigley - 'The Anglo-American Establishment' or 'Tragedy and Hope'
(Bill Clinton was one of his students and mentioned him in his first address. Hummmm...and they put more cash into the blow job than 9/11)

Excuse me. I have to catch my skin before it gets too far away...

So # 25 - is that enuff ? Like I said I don't dance very well and don't understand women.

what made her so popular all of a sudden?

WTF is this, return of the MUMMY without the wraps.......snore

Hang Tough America

(35 and 36 vote Republican)

The Truth is Out there

Maybe if she stopped doing Meth she might get hungry.

What? You guys got a problem with her crank-fast diet?

#33 - shit. I came on too strong ?
(I'm never going to get laid .)

Please someone save all this shit.

Wow! I am not That fat, but I have a hard time keeping myself at half that weight!

#43 You sound like my last date !
(Maybe get his IP lol)

The guy with the lighter laughing in front of the ruins that I found today is what drove me crazy the most ...
It's there.

So, I checked all the news wires and it turns out the only story is that I'm a bitchy whiney micropene. I still don't see how that's news. Even my new girlfriend knows that (my new neightbor that I masturbate at from the second floor window).

#46 Get with the program - I'm not leaving.

"So fucking sexy!" Lmfao.

#48 And what's your opinion on dealing with 9-11 ?
Doesn't matter ? Where should we go from here? Should we all be superficial ? Or did you do your homework ?
We all need your opinion.

You can have my gun when you pry it from my cold, dead fingers.

(so I guess they have his gun now)

"The guy with the lighter laughing in front of the ruins that I found today is what drove me crazy the most ...
It's there."

K, #51. But a bit off topic.
Don't forget people ! 'The Truth is Out There' is just not a cheesy TV thing any more. Do your homework.

Bink

(and Jenna - ditch the airbags)

I wish the TV was better on Mondays - stuck on the friggin' internet,again. Oh well.

Who knows what will happen tomorrow....Do your homework everybody - we'll win.

This is what happens when all of your self-worth lies in your sex-appeal. When you start to lose it, you shrivel to nothing because that is what you are. Nothing. Now could somebody please tell the "Fish" dude to stop putting pictures of ageing porn stars on this site? Thanks.

id be like shtupin a hitchin post

I used to like her, when she actually had skin.. I miss her being fat..

now shes just a stick..

sickening.

55-57
Good luck with the kids

What's your opinion on mass murder and treason ? Don't give a shit ?

Waiting to hear.

Personally - Ok, I'm not Dick Tracey -but I'd say the guy laughing in front of the ruins with the lighter - could be brought in for questioning.

Maybe its because of all the lies she has told to get famous, its eating at her.

How about that book that will be a movie??? Heard about it? Rumor says she was NEVER at the scene of her friend body- she sold /stole the it as her own.

Jenna Jameson says in her book that The Preacher murdered his own daughter! Supposedly there is proof circulating and shes full of it?!!!!!

Can you imagine the grief you can cause someone ( the dad) of the deceased, to read this shit? How about the 2 girls who will never recover from post traumatic stress? What a ******!

Maybe her estranged BF is haunting her.....Id probably quit eating too.

This girl has a lot to deal with, within herself ..I bet its eating her alive. OH - thats not sad......thats justice being served.

I hope someday she'll admit it all!

I've been watching today's news on TV, and I'm completely confused about one thing - don't Asians have terrible eyesight?

shes not 5' 7". I saw Jenna jameson in person (and in heels). Jenna Jameson is 5 ' 3 MAX!!!

Jenna might be lieing about her weight. Shes much skinner than 92 or the height is inaccurate...

Same question kids 62-63. What's your opinion on mass murder and treason ? Don't give a shit ?
Trying to figure out what America thinks.

No, only AFTER they blow their faces off

Same question to you Frist.

I think it's fucking tragic and I'm pissed

Read this and what's your opinion ?

ewww i just saw this picture agan of her and thought "dead skeleton" like her long time deceased friend. Except Im sure her BF was surely not ugly or disturbed skinny in death. Jenna has problems!

When Jenna dies I think she'll go to hell .....Id bet her friend is in heaven. Hey Im not God I cant judge but theres no way to cross over ( like feeding the media and ppl your crap). Shes gonna have to square with some shit!

Waaa waaa poor jenna. Read this jenna and weep you _)**%@^$*^P(*{_)(*})_**&$#!@^%O* everyone seems to hate you for your BS malicious bullshit.

Jenna Jameson seems evil to me- ( makes me shiver)- barf

I have no sympathy for her- none- and I am usually the most empathetic non judgemental person. Shes rotten- ack.

k. Cheers.

And how about you T-B ?

treason, shooting? Fine! yes we care but are you reading between the lines? How jenna jameson has ruined ppls lifes who are suffering from the real story???????????????????????????????????????????????????? the real survivors!!!!

Lets help keep those ppl alive.. Pay attention-

Waiting

? You lost me there - I've never seen porn...ok....etc...

How about let's say : treason and the mass murder TB ? Any thoughts ? Where should we go if this is it ?

I think we need everyone's opinion

i promise u binky i will watch the news in the a.m. and give you full opinion. PLEASE dont tell me there was mass murder in the news? F!!!THATS BAD/SAD.

ForgivE me for being so passionate about the suicide survivors and Jenna crime. there IS MORE TO TELL- JUST HASNT HIT THE MEDIA YET.

READ THE BOOK- BUY IT OFF AMAZON. - BUY IT used

What are you guys talking about??? What does Jenna have to do with murder?

Umm..this is the news...unfortunately.
I apologize for bugging you - but try and do some reading on this shit sometime . Cheers

The reason she is losing weight is clear; mouth splinters. The only one having sex with broomsticks is Jenna in her old Vivid flix, whereby she would regularly take a dude's broomstick up the frontal kazoo and then proceed to give them a knob-slobbing tongue-lashing on their beans and franks.

I'm only reading the fake news now. I already read and discussed the real news earlier with my coworkers at the law firm where I work.

LAW FIRM? CONTACT ME

And Saltpeanuts has all the answers - gr8 !
Let's say Jenna was laughing outside a place that just got blown up. Bring her in for questioning ?

LETS SAY SHE ALREADY IS.....................

Why? Need some help?

ABSOLUTELY WOULDNOT BE BEYOND HER.......I CAN SEE IT

frist- DID YOU READ MY POSTS ABOVE-TRUE-PROOF-NO JOKE

(T-B and Frist are real American I guess - don't give a shit)

Voted Republican I suppose kids.

IM GOING NOW- SICK OF BINKY FOCUSING ON OTHER NEWS WHEN HE IS MISSING THE (HIDDEN) REAL NEWS IN THE RIGHT THREAD/

It's the guy laughing with the lighter I would like to bring in for questioning.
But T-B and Frist couldn't give a shit.

(Forgot the link. Nite Nite T-B )

good lord....

Blow me

(Well ok I guess the Jenna thing was just keeping me on topic as per usual. )

If this isn't important - nothing is important - and the next time they'll be laughing after they've blown up you.

everything is important, binky

Binky - of course Americans "give a shit" about 911 - I know it's hard to notice given it's extreme subtlety but THIS IS A CELEBRITY GOSSIP WEBSITE... it doesn't make any sense to criticize people for not joining in political debate about 911 conspiracy theories here
PS. I voted Democratic

*snorts a line*

U suck. 66.6% of the american citizen is an ignorant, bullshit yapping, superficial, incestuous piece of shit that tries to size the world.

damn...this stuff is good.

anyways I'd still fuck her and her Bimboboyfriend, too.

yes, 100, this is the SUPERFICIAL, dammit. Not the real news. Thank you, 100, for explaining that to Binky

#101 I always try to size the world. What are we at? 13? 15? I'm only an 11, or a 9 on good days...
Alright, sorry, no more martinis for me.

Sorry kids but the News now is the superficial. And what debate ? If you can positively contradict anything I've posted lately - go for it. Been waiting.
It seem it's the old truth evolution
1) first ridiculed.
2) next violently opposed
3) accepted as fact.
Here - have the official passing of the tin-foil hat. It's all yours.
What should all this be called ?
-'An Inconvenient Truth' ? (Hummm...might make me look a bit...fat)
-'Hell is other People' ? (Well. maybe - but Sartre was a bit too French, and I guess they still serve them 'Freedom Fries' in Congress)
- I think the best comment on this might be what an anonymous guy commented on the 'Popular Mechanics' supposed "debunking"- article said.
'Physics wins. You lose'

Binky, are you high? No it's not. This ain't CNN, ya dork.

(#100 - Just skip the long ones)

Frist - Grow up

Grow up??? I'm probably OLDER than you!!! I'm not saying that what happened today or 9/11 wasn't a fucking travesty! All I'm saying is that YOU are in the WRONG forum if you want to discuss it!!! On here, we make fun of CELEBRITIES...that's all. Lindsay, Paris, Jenna, fucking Oprah Winfrey if we have to...this isn't a real news site. It's just NOT!!!

And Frist the tin foil hats are great used with baked potatoes around the campfire.

It's not being discussed - that's the problem you moron. If you would just shut up - I would leave.

Well, of course you would know that....

Of course it's not being discussed on HERE. Try the Drudge Report, did you bother? Cause I did...ALL DAY you fucking idiot!

Awwww...you're so cute...

Sorry - I don't do neo-con. Good luck in Iraq.

Nite Nite x

See ya...wouldn't want to be ya

Tito has been running her ragged.

That's right, everybody, I WON, I won with hair dye in my hair and jammies on and half a chocolatechip cookie, and my very last vodka tonic....I saved theSuperficial from becoming a forum for real news. You are ALL welcome, by the way....weeeeeeeeeee

I'm such a spaz...

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How to have sex with a skeleton

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105 Binky- the Popular Mechanics article you refer to IS the positive contradiction you ask for... the problem is that you, like all conspiracy theorists already decide the version of the story you like best b/c it fits whatever you want to believe and discredit any attempt to refute it. That "supposed" debunking article cites the work of(From the NIST website) "Some 200 technical experts including about 85 career NIST experts and 125 leading experts from the private sector and academia reviewed tens of thousands of documents, interviewed more than 1,000 people, reviewed 7,000 segments of video footage and 7,000 photographs, analyzed 236 pieces of steel from the wreckage, performed laboratory tests and sophisticated computer simulations of the sequence of events that occurred from the moment the aircraft struck the towers until they began to collapse." Oh but I forgot, they are all in on the conspiracy... every single one of the dozens and dozens of them. I guess all of the hundreds of them were given Halliburton stock, right? Nevermind that Al Queda was given credit for the attack (and rightly so) and Bush used the alleged "WMDs" to get into Iraq, NOT 911. (Although he uses it now as an excuse to stay which is another topic altogether). Now you can go right ahead and trust "scientists" who use blimp graphics and a personal webpage to anonymously "argue" their "scientific" points with 10th grade physics and ad hominem attacks against political figures, but me, I'm going to get my science from authored, reputable journals thanks. If you prefer Rosie O'Donnell's word, that's your own business.

Now, back to the CELEBRITY HATE-FEST...

ok....i
hate jenna ja-who again? shit i'm tired...xanax kicking in...see you all tomorrow...i'm carpooling

Two things:

"Hot dog on a stick" effectively sums up Tito Ortiz and Jenna Jameson having sex.

Also, I swear in that picture her boyfriend looks exactly like a Goomba from the horrible real-life Super Mario Bros movie. Check it out by clicking the link in my URL. IT'S UNCANNY.

Great, the link didn't work... here it is:

http://www.jasoco.net/data/files/images/goomba.jpg

just watched a Jesse jane pr0n flick, it seems JJ & the other JJ (lets call them JJ1 and JJ², the newer version or clone if you want) have a little race going on... bone & skin.
the winner gets a years' stash of dope. loser gets boned.

Who's the mongoloid she's with? Is she dating a tard?

Looks a bit like Hilary Duff...

I have to be pedantic its 41.81 kilos so the 42 kilos was nearer the mark. Shes horrible I don't wanna hate her but a porn "star" becoming or trying to become mainstream ugh its just vile, dirty trashy tramp at any weight.

I see this big boobed blonde nymph is wearing a superflipoverdress.

She must have a strong bonestructure being able to survive Tito's pounding.Or Tito isn't pounding her hard enough.

BINKY- Let me educate you on voting Republican, since you brought it up. The Republican govt. is now responsible for this bullshit world. All the church people who vote Rep. really do think they are Rep. but in the real world only the top 1%, filthy rich are actually the only true Republicans, and you freakin know it, they are the only one's who have benefited from this Republican government..VOTE HILLERY..SHE'LL SAVE THIS UGLY WORLD THE MAN HAS CREATED...

She's so skinny, I bet if you fucked her, you'd be able to see your jimmy moving around her abdomen through her flesh.

93lbs... thats about... *gets out calculator* 6 stone 5lbs? wow, thats tiny. And who said working in the Sex industry is good for your state of mind and your health. She prob has AIDS.

#25 Sorry - went a bit off topic there. The shootings were sad.
#123 The Mechanics stories can't explain free fall speed - gravity. The links are in the Britney Hat thread. Explain free-fall speed, the people who heard other explosions, Building 7 etc. to the profs and others on those links. Let us know how it goes.
# 133 I was referring to the people who don't question things, or research probably voted Republican.

Superfish, she's no way 5'7", she's 5'3".

Watch "Improbable Collapse" on google video as well #123.

jenna is NOT 5'7...at most she's 5'3, I met her several times, very tiny girl. she wears very high heals though

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This is regarding the shooting at Virginia Tech:
Did you listen to the video of the student with a cellphone on the campus? Now they're saying he only had one gun. Bullshit!!! Anyone who has fired a pistol (or two) knows he had more than one firearm! What is the American Government hiding? Witnesses even reported the guy had two pistols! What's the deal? Did the Bush family make a deal with this guy too? Where's the freedom of information in the states? They're hiding somtehing! Someone please tell me what!
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spred da wurd!

holy shit binky you're still busy with that 9/11 thing?!
I always wonder with site's like these, just tell me why i should believe anything it says and completly ignore official reports which was made by proffessionals (although you probably claim they aren't or even don't exist). And once again that free fall bullshit and blablalbal make's no sense at all, the official report is more logical.

And on top of that much of these theories are made by.. how do you say in english? Famous or well known Complot theoriticists (yeahyeah i know that word is wrong but you get the picture right? (english is not my language)). I believe more that they're just going for the name and prestige then for the truth, next to that there is a lot manipulated evidence which should prove their theories. How interesting and romantic it may sound it's all a lie.

Yeah, it's probably a cover-up. 'The government' had nothing better to do, so 'they' took the time and effort to plant witnesses, brain-wash the asian kid who did the shooting, and generally just have 'agents' go kill-happy on the Va. Tech campus. Hey, why not, right? It makes perfect sense! What a sinister plan! It's almost genius in its stupidity! Wait--no it's not--your idea is just plain assinine! Fucking moron...Or, if you are being sarcastic, it's still not really very funny, jack ass--people fucking died, asshole!

While i'm at it: To quote Maddox "There is no 9/11 conspiracy you morons" and before I forget--holy shit is jenna jameson reaching a level of grossness never before acheived in the history of porn skankiness. Keep up the good work, cumrag!

here's an example:

[qoute]
"I was not involved in the September 11 attacks in the...... The American system is totally in control of the Jews, whose first priority is Israel, not the United States.

- You never heard that quote on your nightly newscast did you?"
[/qoute]

I would say that's because the author of this article or argument or whatever lied about it or got it from someone who made this quote up!

What I want to know is, why is T-Mobile using a washed-up old anorexic porn star to promote their new phone? What's the intended message here? "You can watch porn on this thing"? "T-Mobile is washed-up and anorexic"? "We have no idea what the fuck we're doing"?

5'3" and still her bones are in one piece??She must be drinking her cup of milk on daily base.

#46 - HEY, WALLY TROLL! Take a long slow suck on the snotty end of my fuck stick! Just because you want to BE me doesn't mean you have to steal my identity.

Wally - you are the reason that people snap & go on shooting sprees.

her eyes have nothing inside of them except malice.

#123 Yeah what's with the blimp ? And the production quality on the vids is usually crappy. And the music - cheesy. But the drawings on the left explain the physics and the woman's site is hard to refute.
- Baille have you explained the speed of collapse yet ? (I didn't believe any of this shit either three weeks ago. According to Improbable Collapse NIST reps had refused to debate the free fall speed topic. )

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Ahhhh, I see she's started the phoney Nichole Ritchie trick of eating in front of the press.

Ladies, if you have to stage a photo op where you are eating...guess what? You're an Anorexic.

Oh, and Binky, Lay off the meth. You little folks that read one conspiracy theory on the internet and then get crazy about it are almost as boring as Tara Reids Last movie.

You want to discuss Politics? Go over to Daily Koz, or NRO, but don't waste our time, you seem like somebody's little brother who got mad because their older siblings never want to play with you...can't say I blame them frankly.

Nice spin Doc.
Maybe do some research if you're interested. Until then any discussion is like talking to a turnip.

Binky is gettin spanked!

Sure.

it's awefully quiet here today...

Feels like Canada - lots of whiteness, nothing much going on.

Isn't it funny how these shootings came on the same day that Alberto G. was suppose to answer questions to Congress!

Binky,

Ahhhhh, the old "You know nothing so I don't have to respond to you" trick. Does that actually still work?

The fact of the matter is, I was in one of the cities hit, I saw the wreckage, I got to see the whole thing go down. To say that I am uninformed shows...well just how uninformed you are. But I certainly hope that you enjoy trolling the internet for doctored photos and then wasting the time of people who come to gossipy celebrity websites by trying to pretend that you are an oh so well informed, on the mark, conspiracy buster.

Enjoy your self, but frankly we are on this site to talk about Jenna Jameson's Skanky Crusty, cumfilled anorexic pussy.

The psychology behind conspiracy theorists is easy, you want to feel important, that you are somehow smart enough to figure out something that everybody else has missed. I'm sorry that your own life has left you so unfulfilled. Perhaps you could ask Lindsay Lohan for some blow....ahhhh, thats right, you feel better now don't you? ;)

Because you saw the wreckage, you're informed. Fine.
Have a nice day.
(I didn't even bring the topic up - #25 wanted to talk about something important for a change)
And I've dropped the topic. I have other things to do

90 lbs of skeletor and 2 lbs of lips.

lol

South park did 9/11 conspiriceis to death a year ago. get fucking relevant.

Why do I get the feeling Binky was home schooled? By his parents/ cousins.

Does she lead that fag Tito Ortiz around by a fucking leash or something? Quick Tito RUN I think I see Chuck Lidell coming !

Pussy

Jenna gets scarier every time I see her. Is she trying to transition herself into horror movies? Her next porn movie is probably gonna be called "The Scarecrow".

Well if she finds corndogs really sexy, that might explain her yeast infections.

Why is the trashiest woman on Hollywood's red carpet the most tastefully dressed?

92 pounds, all in her lips!

BY THE WAY #157 WAS JUST A JOKE!!

Nice leg tats on those chicken legs! What is wrong with these people gettin surgery and making themselves look like SHIT?! She looked great when she was in Howard Sterns movie,but this thing looks alien!

She looks fuckin horrible!!!! AIDS?????