Apr 6 2007Jenna Jameson still skinny

Jenna Jameson and Tito Ortiz were spotted at Tao yesterday night. Remember when Jenna Jameson used to be hot and didn't look like an anorexic tranny? Those were good times. Simpler times. Times when men had handlebar mustaches and challenged each other to duels by slapping each other in the face with their glove. Plus nobody spoke and everything was in black and white. Yeah, my knowledge of history basically consists of whatever I saw in a movie one time.
A bunch more of Jenna Jameson growing a Tara Reid stomach after the jump.






Reader Comments
1. HollyJ - April 6, 2007 2:08 PM
Someone give that girl a KFC biscuit QUICK!!
2. mrs.t - April 6, 2007 2:12 PM
A biscuit and a Big Gulp of Gravy to wash it down.
3. Fifth Stooge - April 6, 2007 2:12 PM
She has also more dicks in her mouth than most of us have had forks.
4. HollyJ - April 6, 2007 2:12 PM
BTW, do we know what happened to Tito's right eyeball?
5. Cabaret - April 6, 2007 2:12 PM
her stomach is uh starting to look a little bit like tara reid's and thats not good... not very good indeed lol but I don't think shes too skinny shes doesn't quite have skeletor arms
6. Fifth Stooge - April 6, 2007 2:13 PM
She has also HAD more dicks in her mouth than most of us have had forks.
7. FRIST!!! - April 6, 2007 2:15 PM
Note to self:
Get rid of ablounge
8. DeArmond - April 6, 2007 2:16 PM
god dammit. all skinniness aside.
someone needs to have a talk with this woman about dressing AGE APPRORIATE.
you are 32 years old jenna jameson.
you dress like a 13 year old.
cover that shit up.
you are terrible.
9. Truthseeker013 - April 6, 2007 2:20 PM
Esteemed AuthorPerson, you left out frackin' *hideous*...
10. JaeMae - April 6, 2007 2:24 PM
SCARY!
11. herb3 - April 6, 2007 2:27 PM
Twiggy
12. crazycowlady - April 6, 2007 2:28 PM
Wait - this woman did porn? I mean, really?
13. lawboy - April 6, 2007 2:36 PM
Wow. She is just frightening. Someone get her off the meth before she kills herself. She looked way hotter when she was a sexy porno star. Now she is just plain pathetic. Thanks Tito.
14. HollyJ - April 6, 2007 2:38 PM
that's why her hair looks so good 12 .. sperm is GREAT fertilizer ..she's a splooge Chia-Pet
15. erta - April 6, 2007 2:43 PM
This is scary. What about HIM? His features are soooo fucking steroidal. And she got known so much because she didn't just "fuck", she let guys beat her up while they fucked her. Look at her disgusting ass body, all anorexic and fake. I'm glad to see her demise. Demise from the biggest slutty scumbag ever, of course. Shit, what does that make her? Hilarious that her fucking VAGINA OPERATION made her beat-up slash "ugly". It was probably to actually remove warts the size of the Rockys.
16. 1MILFhunter - April 6, 2007 2:44 PM
Sure, she's losing weight. She's not on a strict jism diet anymore. Less liquid protein, less body mass. Without the silicone rack, there's not much left of JJ.
17. omelette ze roar - April 6, 2007 2:48 PM
That woman is all kinds of ew.
18. chaunceygardner - April 6, 2007 2:57 PM
I think that guy was that big thing that was chained to those dudes with the masks in 300.
And, now that I think about it, Jenna looks like that hunchback traitor guy. I guess they used less CGI in that movie than we thought.
19. Badmofo210 - April 6, 2007 2:58 PM
i didn't know skeletor and He-Man were dating
20. TurdFerguson - April 6, 2007 3:12 PM
Her man-hands are wider than, well, everything BUT her vajayjay
21. Manistoned - April 6, 2007 3:19 PM
Sooooooooo many better looking pornstars than Jenna. And with nice real tits. Jenna was/is ally hype.
22. TJH - April 6, 2007 3:27 PM
Hey man, can you blame Tito for loving the way he can bury his dick to the nuts in her mouth?? Not to mention, the poop chute jamming. Gotta be heaven.
23. Cardinal Ximenez - April 6, 2007 3:29 PM
Agreed, so many Real porn stars who are so much hotter...
Tania Russof
Suzan Nielsen
Nikki Blonde
Anita Blonde
Laura Angel
And any girl who works for Private and these babes take it up the ass.
Jenna was a fake, and overplayed. She played to the mainstream media and got a huge following which she didn't deserve. Ya know Hillary Duff looked just like Jenna then got skinny, maybe that is what Jenna is trying to copy now.
Can't wait to watch this meathead boyfriend destroy her career. The good news... if her career tanks, she'll start taking it in the ass! Shalom niggas.
24. johnnywad - April 6, 2007 3:33 PM
Geez.... his arm is almost as big as she is.
25. redsonja1313 - April 6, 2007 3:56 PM
OMG that is so gross....and she was once so hot. Jesus she looks like she could die od anorexia weight. Hello Karen Carpenter !!
26. anotheruselesscomment - April 6, 2007 4:13 PM
Tito has the Barry Bonds "big head" steroidal cranium syndrome....it's so f*cking obvious, but he's a tough UFC warrior who will protect Jenna from all this editorialism.
27. hilaroushillary - April 6, 2007 4:31 PM
in the last pic, I had the feeling, I looked into the eye of Death. *shudder*
28. hotguy - April 6, 2007 4:46 PM
Undoubtedly AIDS!!!
29. LadyJane - April 6, 2007 5:02 PM
My pussy and I were talking the other day, and she personally thanked me for never going into porn. I mean, my pussy is hot, yo, but she's a little shy.
30. NicotineEyePatch - April 6, 2007 5:19 PM
Jenna's laughing now, but it'll be a different story when they hit Mr. Chang's for the all-you-can-eat wing special, and a stray drop of honey-garlic sauce hits her, and Tito just fucking inhales her.
31. DeArmond - April 6, 2007 5:48 PM
somebody should nominate her for that show "what not to wear"
now if only there was a show called "who not to date"
i should invent that.
32. sympathee - April 6, 2007 6:26 PM
That's rough..
33. kickservebt - April 6, 2007 6:45 PM
who the hell is Tito?
34. HollyJ - April 6, 2007 6:52 PM
33.. I think Tito is one of the Jackson's
35. BaldingSuperhero - April 6, 2007 7:16 PM
Damn you, the Superficial! There are plenty of good celeb stories I could see on E! right now, but instead we end the week with a random story about Jenna Jameson being skinny. Nice.
36. Mishegoss - April 6, 2007 7:21 PM
"She has also more dicks in her mouth than most of us have had forks."
Oh, my God. That was brilliant.
But yeah, get this woman a sammich. Not a sandwich, she's too far gone for that. A sammich.
37. DMM - April 6, 2007 7:32 PM
I know she is a huge ho and all but I think She looks great in these pictures.
38. Hollywoodchick - April 6, 2007 7:36 PM
the reason this is a story is because she has AIDS but no one can say it outright because they are afraid they will get sued
39. Rachelraquel - April 6, 2007 7:43 PM
I am pretty sure this woman has never been hot. Just a shameful display.
40. stoplookingatme - April 6, 2007 8:16 PM
Why are there no pictures where these two look like a real couple? It always looks like Tito is some frat boy who met Jenna Jameson at a porn convention and got her to pose for a few pictures with him...
41. bigponie - April 6, 2007 8:43 PM
I hope he burns himself fucking that twig.
42. DrDanny - April 6, 2007 8:47 PM
I'm not afraid: Jenna Jameson has AIDS.
And an ugly Cro-magnon boyfriend.
43. doodoobrova - April 6, 2007 9:05 PM
Jenna doesn't have AIDS. I don't think Tito would be down with that. And to answer the earlier poster who asked what happened to Tito's eye, what happened was Chuck Liddell.
Why all this new about Jenna? She is lower than Lohan on the "Who Gives A Fuck" meter. She was news 10 or even 5 years ago, now she might as well call herself Driftwood Jameson.
Fish, c'mon. You are better than that... At least you were.
44. Celebrityoops.TV - April 6, 2007 10:45 PM
DUDE! don't stand so proud... Everyone has done your bitch!
45. Lizzikins - April 6, 2007 11:11 PM
@ #4...
She probably poked him with one of her many protruding bones. She could use those suckers as weapons. Not to mention that her huge melons look totally out of place and look like they're sucking the life outta her in the previous post about her.
46. Gerald Tarrant - April 7, 2007 6:42 AM
We really really gotta stop ending Fridays with a story about this scat queen.
47. McShez - April 7, 2007 8:32 AM
She's twinsies with Victoria Beckham...equally as creepy and scary and rubber-doll looking, and with that stupid-ass hair too, even.
48. ivve - April 7, 2007 8:37 AM
Jenna, wow, what happened girl? You were smokin' hot, now you're just smokin' cocks for rocks. :(
49. Forbidden - April 7, 2007 9:16 AM
Jenna may have gone a little crazy and she may not look near as good and hot as she used to look not too long ago, but still she's WAY hotter than 99% of females out there. So she's still a hottie. Not super hot by porn hotness standards but super hot for the real world. You all would kill for a chance to bang a chick half as hot as she is right now. She used to be so insanely hot she made up for the rest of her life, she has already beaten every female in this world when it comes to hotness. So give the girl a break, she doesn't look like she used to but she looks good.
And WTF is that mega ridiculous and bad Tara Reid stomach joke? wether whoever came up with it hasn't gotten to see or touch a woman's stomach in their life and has only seen women stomaches in pictures or/and they are the baddest, most ridiculuous and pathetic joke-writers ever. Her stomach looks fine, tight and hard as a rock. Tara Reid? WTF? It's like saying Angelina Jolie and Rossie O'Donnell look a like because they both are brunnettes. Sad.
50. imran karim - April 7, 2007 9:33 AM
wow
51. Skip Smith - April 7, 2007 10:28 AM
>>"And WTF is that mega ridiculous and bad Tara Reid stomach joke? wether whoever came up with it hasn't gotten to see or touch a woman's stomach in their life and has only seen women stomaches in pictures"
I was going to say the same thing about Jenna's plastic surgeon.
52. ivve - April 7, 2007 11:14 AM
>> Jenna may have gone a little crazy and she may not look near as good and hot as she used to look not too long ago, but still she's WAY hotter than 99% of females out there. So she's still a hottie.
Are you joking? 100% serious when I say she looks almost as bad as a Holocaust survivor right now. Without even touching on her weight issues: Her facial features are oddly rubbery-looking, she constantly looks cracked-out, her skin resembles naugahyde, and her hair looks like a wig here.
Even when she's trying to clean up and look nice, she still looks like she used to have a dick!
>>She used to be so insanely hot she made up for the rest of her life, she has already beaten every female in this world when it comes to hotness.
That's like saying that since Britney was once a hot girl, it makes her fuckable now. No, sorry, past hotness does not work that way or we'd be bending over senior citizens.
Was she hot at one time? Oh, definitely. Unfortunately, time and drugs have been cruel to her, and now she looks like trannysaurus rex.
53. grits2005 - April 7, 2007 11:34 AM
I said it back when they first got together, the bitch has aids and hes going to get it or already has it and his career is going to be destroyed over an overrated piece of ass. Seriousely why would anyone want to be with a girl whose been with half the world. Damn Tito what were u thinking
54. Mizcora - April 7, 2007 11:45 AM
What is with these girls? They all look nasty and every teenage girl wants to be them. It's sick.
55. Mizcora - April 7, 2007 11:47 AM
My husband and I were discussing whether she has had face surgery or not. I say she has, especially in the lips. He thinks she hasn't (minus the lips) and that it is because she's lost so much weight. But if you go on her myspace page and see the picture of her in December and then 5 weeks later, huge difference.
56. Lowlands - April 7, 2007 12:03 PM
This is a good example how a tiny girl can beat a big strong guy.
57. Lil_Ean - April 7, 2007 12:18 PM
Man,yall need to cill cause the bitch looks damn fine for her age,i can't imagine how u guys/chicks look like but u seem really frustrated everybody has problems nobody is perfect,at least she is trying to look good and she does.
58. Lil_Ean - April 7, 2007 12:19 PM
Man,yall need to cill cause the bitch looks damn fine for her age,i can't imagine how u guys/chicks look like but u seem really frustrated everybody has problems nobody is perfect,at least she is trying to look good and she does.
59. PooPants - April 7, 2007 12:35 PM
I've got better news than this in my pants.
And I'm talking the kind of news that starts with an "s" and ends with "kidmarks".
60. ivve - April 7, 2007 12:38 PM
@57/58 (double post),
This is a celebrity gossip site. People come here specifically to rag on famous people like Jenna Jamison, Tara Reid, Fergie, etc. Saying J.J. looks busted has nothing to do with being frustrated; that's just someone's opinion on the subject of the article.
If you want to hear nice things about Jenna, you should probably visit a fan site.
61. Sodomy_is_for_Girls - April 7, 2007 12:41 PM
If I didn't know it were Jenna, I'd fuck her.
Now that I do, I probably still would.
I mean, everyone else has, why not us?
62. wedge1 - April 7, 2007 12:42 PM
She's getting the bones, good for her! I didn't think she had the strength of character to do it.
63. Lil_Ean - April 7, 2007 1:01 PM
I did not say that i wanna hear good shit about her cause i really don't care but it's stupid that other ppl who i'm sure they don't look half as good as that bitch looks or other famous ppl,stay and gossip about it like that makes them more beautiful,inteligent and shit like that.I think yall must get a life,look in the mirror and stop comenting an others.
64. HoboChic - April 7, 2007 3:00 PM
Bag on her for looking like shit, for what she's wearing, and even ruining that creton's "career," but don't bag on her for being a whore/porn star. Unless you've never watched porn, she and other girls like her with low self-esteem are providing you a service for which you should be thankful. Now, if you've never watched porn, that's another story, but if you've never watched porn, no one wants to hear what you have to say anyway because you are either a liar (most likely) or a prude. Not really sure which is worse...
65. CarnieWilson - April 7, 2007 3:17 PM
Damn tapeworms!
66. sogg - April 7, 2007 4:39 PM
they look like the american trashed-down version of Posh & Becks
67. Superbee - April 7, 2007 5:17 PM
Hey bobochick errr hobochick,, I got a video camera, few sixes of beer ,some lines,,hmmm why don't we meet in Toronto like everyone else talks about and you can see first hand for yourself if those preachy comments are really worth shit...grrrr
Regarding jenna,,, man she is way to thin, and ur right her tummy is looking a bit like a stretched trampoline, at least in the pict it looks like she is having fun,,
68. ffordegroupie - April 7, 2007 7:48 PM
HoboChic, you forgot the third category: "people who don't watch porn because they actually have a life and don't need their hand to supply one." But I imagine you've never even met one of those.
Oh, and she's a hobag. Don't know why SHE'S supposed to be off-limits when Posh, JeLo, Shittyenna, Shitney and the rest aren't. Dumbass.
69. HoboChic - April 7, 2007 8:10 PM
People even less credible than those who deny watching porn: those who deny masturbating.
70. farty mcshitface - April 7, 2007 8:32 PM
she used to be the most overated broad in porno. she was always an ugly one no matter how you try to spin it. i don't think she looks too much worse than before- but, that isn't saying much.
71. dontyouwish - April 7, 2007 9:36 PM
Hey! Number 11-- please do not insult twiggy by associating her with this woman.
72. Paris_is_a_piece_of_shit - April 7, 2007 10:47 PM
#29 - that was fucking hilarious!!!
is it just me or does tito look like he is mildly retarded??
73. neo - April 7, 2007 11:16 PM
I'd let Tito have his way with me, and I'm a dude!
Jenna could watch.
74. almostfamous - April 8, 2007 1:33 AM
ok i like to read celeb gossip and whatever...but why is she on here so much? i like to read this, but about people that i actually still consider celebs
75. woodhorse - April 8, 2007 6:44 AM
prostitutes are not "stars" - they are prostitutes. Cardinal Ximenez could get his own carefully selected stable of "stars" by taking his video camera and a few bucks down to the red light district. I'm sure the good Cardinal would be easier to work for than those Agents they call "pimps".
76. chubbs - April 8, 2007 7:14 AM
#47 She's twinsies with Victoria Beckham...equally as creepy and scary and rubber-doll looking, and with that stupid-ass hair too, even.
you are sooo on the money with that one. Dont forget about Nicole Richie, but she has since gained some weight
#61 If I didn't know it were Jenna, I'd fuck her. Now that I do, I probably still would.
I mean, everyone else has, why not us?
just explain as to why you would be attracted to pic #1? Ee gaads what are you thinking? my thoughts the moment i see her are anoerixia....hello are you slightly blind? she has been banged more times then a prostitute...If she was a horse, she has been rode by more jockeys then any of Nick Zito's horses would ever be rode...
77. woodhorse - April 8, 2007 7:15 AM
73: how would you like to be a (porn) star? I can't pay right now but you'll be rich and famous really really soon. I already have a car and a camera.
78. NicotineEyePatch - April 8, 2007 7:56 AM
I think it's cute the way some of these younger posters keep talking about how Jenna's had so many cocks. Evidence of 1) how young they are and 2) how innocent they are when it comes to pornography. Adorable!
79. crazyotto - April 8, 2007 8:26 AM
is that the crypt keeper?
80. crazyotto - April 8, 2007 8:28 AM
with implants?
81. crazyotto - April 8, 2007 8:28 AM
and a blonde wig?
82. StoneRose - April 8, 2007 8:43 AM
Sounds coming out of Tito in the last pic:
"Duh..huh-huh, d-uh, huh-huh...d-uh".
Like a living version of "Moose" from the Archie Comics, except way uglier and stupider.
83. Fifth Stooge - April 8, 2007 10:57 AM
#78 NicotineEyePatch- Let me tell you something young-un, I saw Jenna dance at the Crazy Horse in Vegas when she was 18 years old.
That's back when you were still sucking on your thumb.
84. 1MILFhunter - April 8, 2007 12:46 PM
#83 No kidding. If she had a prick stuck on her like she's had stuck in her, she'd look like a porcupine.
85. Lowlands - April 8, 2007 12:59 PM
#84)Hahaha!I'd hit it.
86. Lowlands - April 8, 2007 1:08 PM
I'm a bit surprised she's only 32.i've always had the feeling she's in porn since the eighties.
87. bellasera - April 8, 2007 4:17 PM
She's a giant whore. But she's not stupid....I mean come on, a retard couldn't market herself the way she did. It's too bad she didn't use her brain for something that actually was beneficial to society. Now she's a walking stick of AIDS and a collossal waste of time.
88. woodhorse - April 8, 2007 5:09 PM
85: you'd have to have a lot of stamina. Again, the fame & fortune offer stands, I have a running car and a camera.
89. TheRage - April 8, 2007 6:18 PM
yech. i remember when she used to have an ass. *sigh*
90. badmath113 - April 8, 2007 7:22 PM
Things Jenna has Made Me Spooge on:
-keyboard
-shoes
-taint
-cat (sorry Fluffy)
-roommate's sandwich (not sorry there)
91. BarbadoSlim - April 8, 2007 8:19 PM
Wattup bitches! just got back from an awesome beach weekend.
And, thanks J.C., for giving your life so that only Christians may enjoy heaven while all other sinners burn in the fiery pits of hell!!!!
Anyone who doesn't agree with that is OBVIOUSLY an Al-Quaeda sympathizer and a threat to world freedom.
92. beifiori - April 8, 2007 10:01 PM
you know you're skinny when 4T jeans are on the verge of being to big at the waist...and who the hell is tito ortiz???? we know he's not that special considering his company...he must work in porn...considering his looks, that's about all that would hire him
93. frenchie - April 8, 2007 11:02 PM
she has nice hair
94. Meklorka - April 9, 2007 12:16 AM
#49
Man, if you think JJ is hotter than 99.9% of females out there then you must not get out much.
Not that any porn star ho is hot at all - what is hot about watching a million people get their nasty fluids all over her? That's just nasty. Real women are better. But among porn starts I would have to say that JJ is the nastiest. She's gone from skiny but almost normal sized down to shopping in the children's dept. for clothes that fit (as evidenced by that trashy little shirt).
Has anyone noticed that her hand is bigger than her waist? How freaking scary.
95. InvaderZim - April 9, 2007 5:02 AM
Sort of strange at first... bit I am still finding her sort of hot. I would like to see her naked with this new body. Super skinny and big boobs might be sort of hot on her.
96. MrSemprini - April 9, 2007 5:13 AM
Last!!
Next victim!!
97. SaraLuppino - April 9, 2007 5:49 AM
Oh my god, she used to be so pretty back in the 80's what happend? Jenna, eat!
- Sara Luppino
98. NicotineEyePatch - April 9, 2007 5:53 AM
83 - zing! Hey-yo! Wow! I obviously wasn't referring to you with my post. You sound at least 32, unless your mom was working at the club the night Jenna featured and couldn't get you a sitter.
Oh, and #84 - way to follow up with a super-hilarious 'multiple dick' joke that would have been much funnier were it true about anybody other than Jenna.
As I said orginally in post #78, so sweet and fucking tender that it almost turns me on.
99. NicotineEyePatch - April 9, 2007 6:09 AM
*originally, damn lack of coffee
100. F-Sucker - April 9, 2007 6:19 AM
I'm trying to decide if I would hit it or not.
101. Lowlands - April 9, 2007 7:06 AM
There's a draught here,has somebody left a door or window open?
102. RichPort - April 9, 2007 7:18 AM
Looking at her face reminds me of when I was a kid making sculptures out of bars of soap. Only the soap was clean and didn't come with a CDC warning.
103. no1justminda - April 9, 2007 7:30 AM
Don't you shake your bony fist at me, woman!
104. Russell August Anderson - April 9, 2007 10:06 AM
look at that toolbag's face. he must be the giddiest meathead on earth.
105. kamihi - April 10, 2007 3:55 AM
she is so repulsively thin, give her a crate of krispy kremes and force feed them ala pate de foie gras, but pate de foie Jenna instead.
106. freejose.com - April 10, 2007 6:55 AM
Nothing sadder than a washed up porn star. I do think she has had lots of facial surgery over the years (just look at some really early pictures) and now it has caught up with her with Michael Jackson-like magnitude.
107. Jess - July 17, 2007 1:17 PM
Maybe im wrong here, but i think she looks fantastic, she has a killer body and shes not anorexic looking, shes TONED. Everyone just sounds jealous.
108. ken - July 25, 2007 10:14 AM
your an asshole jess and tito must be gay or something to be with her
109. cille - July 26, 2007 9:53 AM
I'd hit it.
with a sledgehammer.
110. mel - August 1, 2007 11:57 PM
wow what happened to her i used to work out just thinking that id have her body. ive never been exactly jenna thinness but im not bad either. but wow id hate to look like her now what happened to her seriously.
is it b/c of her divorcer her hands look so frail im going to pray for this woman
she doesnt look good nor happy at all. and who is tito hes like 5 times her size he is gonna break her.
111. carl king - August 6, 2007 9:36 PM
This girl does not look good. Period!! She was a beautiful girl who chose to run with the devil. Now this is whats left of her . Anerexia, AIDS, drugs, maybe all 3. She needs help now, not slut bashing comments.
112. Jan - December 13, 2007 6:33 AM
WTF? What happen to her lips?! Oh gross, she did the lips implants!! She can't even close her mouth anymore!
113. sara - April 26, 2009 5:53 PM
she doesn't look too skinny, she looks good.
114. sex shop - June 30, 2009 5:25 PM
oh baby very sexy
115. Maria - September 15, 2009 12:48 AM
She's HOT
116. 16gb usb stick - January 13, 2010 12:59 AM
She looks very much like Heidi Montag who also had a lot of surgery on her face. Her lips are rediculus and she should remove the huge chim implant and cheek implants for that matter.