Apr 18 2007Jean-Claude Van Damme gets erections
Ever seen Jean-Claude Van Damme dance on TV and get a public erection? You have now, my friends. And the future will never be the same.
Ever seen Jean-Claude Van Damme dance on TV and get a public erection? You have now, my friends. And the future will never be the same.
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Reader Comments
1. wedge1 - April 18, 2007 3:05 PM
omg FRIST!
2. wedge1 - April 18, 2007 3:06 PM
Kinda reminds me of when my dad taught me to dance.
3. BritneysFUCKhat - April 18, 2007 3:12 PM
Ew. I did not need to see that.
4. Schnuggie - April 18, 2007 3:13 PM
@2 EEEWWWWWWWWW!
5. Poroleishon - April 18, 2007 3:16 PM
OMG that´s so funny, how embarrassing LOL
#2, Ewww... don´t be gross.....
6. Jedi Kevin - April 18, 2007 3:16 PM
Let's see him do the splits now!
7. gmaninjapan - April 18, 2007 3:16 PM
To be fair, the guy he's dancing with is pretty hot...
8. Fifth Stooge - April 18, 2007 3:18 PM
Great, now I have to eat dinner.
Beans and Wienies!
9. BigJim - April 18, 2007 3:20 PM
Hung like a hamster.
10. ana - April 18, 2007 3:21 PM
Well, that's an old video from a stupid Brazilian tv show and that woman is a bitch that says she's a singer, actress (Now porn actress) and model...
I watched the tv show that day and his cock really got erected and he couldn't hide it annnnnd the stupid tv show host started signing and saying that Van was hard on... ¬¬
Funny and grooooooooooooosssss! :)
11. the trouble w/ tribble - April 18, 2007 3:23 PM
That guy he's dancing with could seriously use a nose job! Couldn't they have found a more attractive dude for Van Damn to rumba with?
12. LilRach - April 18, 2007 3:26 PM
I'm at work so can't watch it but judging by your reactions i'm glad i can't!
I hate this guy - such a Loser
13. Sweet Amber - April 18, 2007 3:35 PM
all i can think of to say is.....yuck. o.o
14. GooniesNeverSayDie - April 18, 2007 3:42 PM
That guy is The Muscles from Brussels!
15. FRIST!!! - April 18, 2007 3:46 PM
Um....yes????? I'm waiting wedge...
Erections are funny!!!
16. Stickman - April 18, 2007 3:47 PM
That little dance he does at the end is even worse than Ashlee Simpson's little jig.
Funny clip though!
17. FRIST!!! - April 18, 2007 3:57 PM
I just think it's funny that he got a hardon from that ugly skank!
18. Sir Mister Guy Man Dude - April 18, 2007 3:57 PM
I don't know what to be surprised about more. People wanting to see the erection of an old man or that Van damme got an erection off of that ugly thing dancing with him.
19. HollyJ - April 18, 2007 4:00 PM
Unfortunately, I guess Viagra works.
20. Jimbo ∞ - April 18, 2007 4:03 PM
Why are erections funny? Should we laugh when your nipples get hard? or you get a little camel toe? Damn, I just got an erection
21. Jimbo ∞ - April 18, 2007 4:04 PM
Why are erections funny? Should we laugh when your nipples get hard? or you get a little camel toe? Damn, I just got an erection
22. HappyFunBalls - April 18, 2007 4:10 PM
Just to feel like I am fitting in I think I am going to say ew. or eeewww. or grosssssss. There I am cool now.
23. Jimbo ∞ - April 18, 2007 4:13 PM
Only if you are a chick!
24. Swinger4life - April 18, 2007 4:13 PM
I love it when girls get tittie hard ons! Makes you wonder if your the one getting them nipples hard. JIMBO don't laugh if we girls get lil camel toes, just point and laugh...nah im just kidding :-)
25. Troller - April 18, 2007 4:14 PM
Bet he feels good about himself - having people point and laugh at his manhood.
26. HappyFunBalls - April 18, 2007 4:14 PM
Only cool people get camel toes without underpants or outerpants on.
27. mrs.t - April 18, 2007 4:17 PM
Sadly for him, I wouldn't have noticed a thing had he not bent over with his hands cupped in fron of his "penis". Or where a penis would normally be in a man, anyway.
28. Jimbo ∞ - April 18, 2007 4:20 PM
Swinger - I don't laugh. I love perky nipples and Camel toe and just the top of your thong above your jeans and low cut top that shows lots of cleavage. Shit another erection. Don't laught FRIST
29. kellygirl57 - April 18, 2007 4:21 PM
Ah yes...a tiny raging hard on is the perfect accent to one's best pair of acid washed jeans.
30. Slider - April 18, 2007 4:23 PM
Oooooooooold...this was circulating months ago. Still funny, though.
31. eXtasyStef - April 18, 2007 4:25 PM
Subtle of him to use the microphone to hide it.
32. FRIST!!! - April 18, 2007 4:30 PM
Waaah haaah haaah, ok, hardons aren't funny. Just tiny ones. If I was a guy, mine would be HUGE, and raging ALL THE TIME!!!
I gotta turn off the porn....
33. Jimbo ∞ - April 18, 2007 4:33 PM
Thats me!!! Huge and raging all the time
34. Swinger4life - April 18, 2007 4:37 PM
FRIST I must agree w/you I too, would have a RAGING hard on all the time. I just hate it when I am extremly excited (wet) while working, shopping and or cleaning.
35. Jimbo ∞ - April 18, 2007 4:38 PM
Me I just hate when you are wet all the time:)
36. FRIST!!! - April 18, 2007 4:40 PM
Wow!!! We're like twins!! Only born in different decades by different parents and different sexes.
37. Swinger4life - April 18, 2007 4:43 PM
LOL FRIST,I knew I had a twin somewhere! It has it's pleasurable moments but damn not while working, although ..grinning...I probably can sneak off and rub one out real quick just not that DAMN daring!
38. Jimbo ∞ - April 18, 2007 4:49 PM
I am happy to sneak under your desk and do one better than rub one out
39. ToiletDuck - April 18, 2007 4:49 PM
Excuse me, I have to wipe the leftover ravioli and cream of mushroom soup I had for lunch off my keyboard...
I haven't seen anything this nauseating since the photos of Britney's flappy cunt appeared on the net - Richard Simmons is more macho than this guy...
40. FRIST!!! - April 18, 2007 4:51 PM
Oh..I'm that daring....
39 I just laughed so hard I spit on my computer screen
41. Swinger4life - April 18, 2007 4:54 PM
JIMBO I would love to see you under my skirt i mean desk lending a helping hand i mean tongue.
42. FRIST!!! - April 18, 2007 4:54 PM
Ok, I gotta go get my drink on and play some cards!!! It's 5:00, right?
43. Swinger4life - April 18, 2007 4:55 PM
6 more minutes and counting down till happy hour
44. Jimbo ∞ - April 18, 2007 4:55 PM
I am there with tongue in hand or mouth
45. Jimbo ∞ - April 18, 2007 4:56 PM
Where should we meet for drinks?
46. woodhorse - April 18, 2007 5:32 PM
I didn't see anything because all I got was a blank screen. I am wondering why he looks like he is going to kiss that ugly man in the picture above though....Lowlands, since I couldn't see Van Damme's erection, can I see yours??
47. pana1718 - April 18, 2007 6:59 PM
gross...and with a tranny...
48. MrSemprini - April 18, 2007 8:08 PM
Whew, sorry I'm late. Which one is Van Damme?
49. stoplookingatme - April 18, 2007 8:09 PM
Van Damme also gets diarrhea. He came into the self-storage place where my ex-husband worked a few years back, desparate to use the "facilities" and left the toilet screaming for mercy. True story. The one thing funnier than public erections? Public fire-hose ass! :)
50. sympathee - April 18, 2007 8:20 PM
Gross.
51. crewmancross - April 18, 2007 9:57 PM
umm....so this video is like a year old at least...
52. sumnersgal - April 18, 2007 10:07 PM
"Hard" to see the boner in his vintage stone-washed jeans! But - gross.
53. kitty_kat - April 18, 2007 10:07 PM
That is so embarrassing!
54. F-Sucker - April 19, 2007 5:27 AM
For the first time ever, I'm speechless.
55. kacsing - April 19, 2007 5:29 AM
Just goes to show you, it doesn't matter what IT is, a guy will pop for anything!
56. Sassy - April 19, 2007 6:45 AM
Ummm why oh why did I look? CREEPY.
57. krazihottkelli - April 19, 2007 7:04 AM
He's stupid,,and she looks like a bird/evil man/demon...Their both ugllllllllyyyyyy!
58. tits_on_snack - April 19, 2007 7:27 AM
I'm sorry. I just can't get past the fucking jeans. He looks like a Québecois construction worker.
59. *Yanira* - April 19, 2007 7:37 AM
Guys, I feel bad for the guys this might be the only action he's gotten in a while. Even if it is with a man. Was that Fergie? nevermind He wouldn't have gotten a hard on from him, I mean her
60. RichPort - April 19, 2007 7:46 AM
No wonder this hamster dick kicks so much ass. He's mad at God.
61. krazihottkelli - April 19, 2007 8:07 AM
IS MY MOMMIE BRITTNEY, IN HERE,,MY BROTHER AND I CAN'T FIND HER AND WE NEED TAKEN CARE OF ..PLEASE SOMEONE ,MOMMIE,,YOU HATE US!!
62. ToiletDuck - April 19, 2007 9:27 AM
This is obviously some sort of infantile psychological behavior - he WANTS us to believe that his tiny pee-pee is big and hard...
He probably sniffs bicycle seats at the local Catholic girls' school....what a douche...and that skank he's dancing with looks like something from the Addams Family...
63. whitegold - April 19, 2007 9:59 AM
His name is too long, considering it's comprised of a bunch of shorter names. That's kind of annoying.
64. wedge1 - April 19, 2007 10:37 AM
The only thing worse than getting trolled on this blog is when the troll gets the "first" spot, thus permanently smearing your reputation with some asinine remark. If you're going to be president of my fan club, Wally, you have GOT to get MORE creative!
Sorry, Frist (#15). Wasn't me. That's why your post got no answer.
65. Kate - April 19, 2007 11:20 AM
# 7... my thoughts exactly.
Seriously, though, who pops a boner over that THING he was dancing with?
And who dances like him? That was painfully embarrassing to watch.
66. Kate - April 19, 2007 11:20 AM
I almost forgot...nice acid-wash jeans. That man is STYLIN!
67. oksana - April 19, 2007 11:50 AM
Wow!! Im impressed. Most people coked up can't get hard-ons.
68. Me No Know - April 19, 2007 1:46 PM
Ack! I don't know which is worse. Watching Van Damme or Akon dry humping people. Either way I'm feeling ill and traumatized.
69. Jack Zodiac - April 19, 2007 1:48 PM
He's weeks away from just saying "fuck it" and doing porn.
And I'm weeks away from winning a bet.
70. Miss Irregardless - April 19, 2007 6:28 PM
Well, goody for Jean-Claude Van Damme. But isn't he like, eleventy billion years old?
71. Mi$$ XERXES Vanity - April 19, 2007 8:29 PM
hahahaha i trough he was way , well this maybe confirms the opossite
72. checkyourshorts - April 20, 2007 1:56 AM
i think it was less his partner's leg and more the friction of the acid-washed jeans.
73. krazihottkelli - April 20, 2007 7:51 AM
Mommie,,wake up from your self induced coma and come home to us. Brittney(mommie), how long do we have to wait to see you. Why r your clothes and friends more important.
74. Lynn - April 20, 2007 3:59 PM
I've always heard rumors he's gay. Wonder if this was a publicity stunt to attempt to disprove that... kinda like Cruise marrying Holmes...
75. Uhn Tiss Baby - April 21, 2007 2:38 PM
I want his erection in my mouth.
76. krazihottkelli - April 22, 2007 9:16 PM
u r old and ugly...but since my mommie won't come home,,,maybe u can be my mommie? u make stupid movies anyway..why not.....
77. xmarcelax - April 23, 2007 5:18 AM
DUDE
I SAW THAT LIVE YEARS AGO
THT WAS ON "DOMINGO LEGAL", A BRAZILIAN SHOW
and that woman released a porn movies last year
hahahahahahah her name is GRETCHEN,
eeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwww
78. PH - April 24, 2007 8:35 AM
That's really old. It's in a really crappy Brazilian tv show, like, 3 years ago.
For you guys that liked the elderly woman, she's now a PORN STAR!!! Yeah!!
Her name is Gretchen and her movie's name is "CONGA".
Find it in emule and have fun... hahhaha
79. line_tx - April 24, 2007 6:10 PM
It was a loooong time ago, on a brazilian tv show...
Where did you find that?
You tube?
80. Jaclynn - April 26, 2007 5:51 AM
@20 Who doesn't laugh at camel toes? come on, mannn!
81. Truthseeker013 - April 28, 2007 7:08 AM
A fork in both eyes will still never take the memoryu away...
82. gezim - August 14, 2007 3:31 AM
van damme is god is one in world
83. Robert - December 21, 2007 2:07 PM
Jean-Claude Van Damme is a great actor, great doing karate, great with women, great father, great husband and your just jealous he can get erect and it turns you on. Have a great day and keep watching his hot, athletic body and your getting turned on by a great male!