Apr 18 2007Jean-Claude Van Damme gets erections

omg FRIST!

Kinda reminds me of when my dad taught me to dance.

Ew. I did not need to see that.

@2 EEEWWWWWWWWW!

OMG that´s so funny, how embarrassing LOL

#2, Ewww... don´t be gross.....

Let's see him do the splits now!

To be fair, the guy he's dancing with is pretty hot...

Great, now I have to eat dinner.

Beans and Wienies!

Hung like a hamster.

Well, that's an old video from a stupid Brazilian tv show and that woman is a bitch that says she's a singer, actress (Now porn actress) and model...

I watched the tv show that day and his cock really got erected and he couldn't hide it annnnnd the stupid tv show host started signing and saying that Van was hard on... ¬¬

Funny and grooooooooooooosssss! :)

That guy he's dancing with could seriously use a nose job! Couldn't they have found a more attractive dude for Van Damn to rumba with?

I'm at work so can't watch it but judging by your reactions i'm glad i can't!

I hate this guy - such a Loser

all i can think of to say is.....yuck. o.o

That guy is The Muscles from Brussels!

Um....yes????? I'm waiting wedge...

Erections are funny!!!

That little dance he does at the end is even worse than Ashlee Simpson's little jig.

Funny clip though!

I just think it's funny that he got a hardon from that ugly skank!

I don't know what to be surprised about more. People wanting to see the erection of an old man or that Van damme got an erection off of that ugly thing dancing with him.

Unfortunately, I guess Viagra works.

Why are erections funny? Should we laugh when your nipples get hard? or you get a little camel toe? Damn, I just got an erection

Why are erections funny? Should we laugh when your nipples get hard? or you get a little camel toe? Damn, I just got an erection

Just to feel like I am fitting in I think I am going to say ew. or eeewww. or grosssssss. There I am cool now.

Only if you are a chick!

I love it when girls get tittie hard ons! Makes you wonder if your the one getting them nipples hard. JIMBO don't laugh if we girls get lil camel toes, just point and laugh...nah im just kidding :-)

Bet he feels good about himself - having people point and laugh at his manhood.

Only cool people get camel toes without underpants or outerpants on.

Sadly for him, I wouldn't have noticed a thing had he not bent over with his hands cupped in fron of his "penis". Or where a penis would normally be in a man, anyway.

Swinger - I don't laugh. I love perky nipples and Camel toe and just the top of your thong above your jeans and low cut top that shows lots of cleavage. Shit another erection. Don't laught FRIST

Ah yes...a tiny raging hard on is the perfect accent to one's best pair of acid washed jeans.

Oooooooooold...this was circulating months ago. Still funny, though.

Subtle of him to use the microphone to hide it.

Waaah haaah haaah, ok, hardons aren't funny. Just tiny ones. If I was a guy, mine would be HUGE, and raging ALL THE TIME!!!

I gotta turn off the porn....

Thats me!!! Huge and raging all the time

FRIST I must agree w/you I too, would have a RAGING hard on all the time. I just hate it when I am extremly excited (wet) while working, shopping and or cleaning.

Me I just hate when you are wet all the time:)

Wow!!! We're like twins!! Only born in different decades by different parents and different sexes.

LOL FRIST,I knew I had a twin somewhere! It has it's pleasurable moments but damn not while working, although ..grinning...I probably can sneak off and rub one out real quick just not that DAMN daring!

I am happy to sneak under your desk and do one better than rub one out

Excuse me, I have to wipe the leftover ravioli and cream of mushroom soup I had for lunch off my keyboard...

I haven't seen anything this nauseating since the photos of Britney's flappy cunt appeared on the net - Richard Simmons is more macho than this guy...

Oh..I'm that daring....

39 I just laughed so hard I spit on my computer screen

JIMBO I would love to see you under my skirt i mean desk lending a helping hand i mean tongue.

Ok, I gotta go get my drink on and play some cards!!! It's 5:00, right?

6 more minutes and counting down till happy hour

I am there with tongue in hand or mouth

Where should we meet for drinks?

I didn't see anything because all I got was a blank screen. I am wondering why he looks like he is going to kiss that ugly man in the picture above though....Lowlands, since I couldn't see Van Damme's erection, can I see yours??

gross...and with a tranny...

Whew, sorry I'm late. Which one is Van Damme?

Van Damme also gets diarrhea. He came into the self-storage place where my ex-husband worked a few years back, desparate to use the "facilities" and left the toilet screaming for mercy. True story. The one thing funnier than public erections? Public fire-hose ass! :)

Gross.

umm....so this video is like a year old at least...

"Hard" to see the boner in his vintage stone-washed jeans! But - gross.

That is so embarrassing!

For the first time ever, I'm speechless.

Just goes to show you, it doesn't matter what IT is, a guy will pop for anything!

Ummm why oh why did I look? CREEPY.

He's stupid,,and she looks like a bird/evil man/demon...Their both ugllllllllyyyyyy!

I'm sorry. I just can't get past the fucking jeans. He looks like a Québecois construction worker.

Guys, I feel bad for the guys this might be the only action he's gotten in a while. Even if it is with a man. Was that Fergie? nevermind He wouldn't have gotten a hard on from him, I mean her

No wonder this hamster dick kicks so much ass. He's mad at God.

IS MY MOMMIE BRITTNEY, IN HERE,,MY BROTHER AND I CAN'T FIND HER AND WE NEED TAKEN CARE OF ..PLEASE SOMEONE ,MOMMIE,,YOU HATE US!!

This is obviously some sort of infantile psychological behavior - he WANTS us to believe that his tiny pee-pee is big and hard...

He probably sniffs bicycle seats at the local Catholic girls' school....what a douche...and that skank he's dancing with looks like something from the Addams Family...

His name is too long, considering it's comprised of a bunch of shorter names. That's kind of annoying.

The only thing worse than getting trolled on this blog is when the troll gets the "first" spot, thus permanently smearing your reputation with some asinine remark. If you're going to be president of my fan club, Wally, you have GOT to get MORE creative!

Sorry, Frist (#15). Wasn't me. That's why your post got no answer.

# 7... my thoughts exactly.

Seriously, though, who pops a boner over that THING he was dancing with?

And who dances like him? That was painfully embarrassing to watch.

I almost forgot...nice acid-wash jeans. That man is STYLIN!

Wow!! Im impressed. Most people coked up can't get hard-ons.

Ack! I don't know which is worse. Watching Van Damme or Akon dry humping people. Either way I'm feeling ill and traumatized.

He's weeks away from just saying "fuck it" and doing porn.

And I'm weeks away from winning a bet.

Well, goody for Jean-Claude Van Damme. But isn't he like, eleventy billion years old?

hahahaha i trough he was way , well this maybe confirms the opossite

i think it was less his partner's leg and more the friction of the acid-washed jeans.

Mommie,,wake up from your self induced coma and come home to us. Brittney(mommie), how long do we have to wait to see you. Why r your clothes and friends more important.

I've always heard rumors he's gay. Wonder if this was a publicity stunt to attempt to disprove that... kinda like Cruise marrying Holmes...

I want his erection in my mouth.

u r old and ugly...but since my mommie won't come home,,,maybe u can be my mommie? u make stupid movies anyway..why not.....

DUDE
I SAW THAT LIVE YEARS AGO
THT WAS ON "DOMINGO LEGAL", A BRAZILIAN SHOW
and that woman released a porn movies last year
hahahahahahah her name is GRETCHEN,

eeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwww

That's really old. It's in a really crappy Brazilian tv show, like, 3 years ago.

For you guys that liked the elderly woman, she's now a PORN STAR!!! Yeah!!

Her name is Gretchen and her movie's name is "CONGA".

Find it in emule and have fun... hahhaha

It was a loooong time ago, on a brazilian tv show...
Where did you find that?
You tube?

@20 Who doesn't laugh at camel toes? come on, mannn!

A fork in both eyes will still never take the memoryu away...

van damme is god is one in world

Jean-Claude Van Damme is a great actor, great doing karate, great with women, great father, great husband and your just jealous he can get erect and it turns you on. Have a great day and keep watching his hot, athletic body and your getting turned on by a great male!

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