Apr 20 2007Paris Hilton and James Blunt get it on

Nasty little whore.

goddam typekey
yes she is a whore :)

"when his penis falls off I'll jump out from behind the clouds and scream 'Punk'd!'"

LMAO. That was hilarious.

Oh you mean typekey that doesn't save your password despite the two week sign in option and logs you off at some random interval? Bastards.

I like that Paris works so hard to find new ways to prove she has no shame!

Wonky eyes abound.

http://www.celebslam.com/category/james-blunt/

Damn, where'd that guy get the anti-skank spray?

Actually I've got to admit that Paris has been looking pretty hot lately.

(Ok, let the Korean undergrads open up on me now...)

So it's James Blunt in that Starburst comercial...thought that little freak looked familiar.

HERPIES AND AIDS!
HERPIES AND AIDS!
I'M A LITTLE LAD WHO LOVES HERPIESSSSS ANNNDDD AIIIIIDDDDDSSS!

I LOVE how they have her on camera and video getting into the DRIVERS side of a car....am I mistaken or does the skank have a SUSPENDED drivers license????? If that were me, I'd be in jail right now wishing I could see if I made it on the SUPERFICIAL site. What a fucking joke!

This just in - James Blunt is even more of a tool than he was before.

And yes now he also has a number of STD's.

#7 LMAO!

#8 Not even the least bit funny.

Damn! I go out for a 2 hour lunch and I miss the Britney trash talk. Does anyone know who Paris hasn't hooked up with? That tramp has more miles on her than a NASA Space Shuttle

Is it just me or is James Blunt an ugly, sweaty, hippy fuck?

If i saw him in the street i would very much like to give him punch to the kipper, now im thinking of changing that to a ranged attack such as a spit in the face.

Safety first kids!

Solution #1 - Nuke Rodeo Drive.

Solution #2 - Booby-trap all Louis Vuitton handbags with enough C4 to level a city block.

Solution #3 - Glue her cell phone to a raft that's headed for Niagra Falls.

Please Vote!!

Even the caked sperm on her sheets has had sex with eight guys this month.

It just hit me all over again how untalented, unattractive, uneducated, and completely boring this Paris Hilton person is.
Like I really don't understand how she came to be such a cultural icon. There's nothing even remotely interesting about her, and she's not good looking.
The whole "famous for being famous" thing, ok, but how did she get "famous" in the first place? By being a rich kid and hanging out in clubs? LA's full of rich kids hanging out in clubs that are much hotter and far more talented. I just don't get it.

OK where are her tits? She has them then she doesn't. WTC is up with her tits? And there is no way a wonder bra, aqua bra or any other kind of magical bra is going to push those little tits into the pictures we have seen in the past. I would have better luck stretching my balls up to my chest and making them look like tits

y'know we get after Tranny here for just about everything but breathing, but I do feel for her when she gets some sleazy lil greaseball shovin a camera in her face to make money off it.
If I were a celeb, I'd hire the bald Britney to bitch slap that lil 'tard with an umbrella.

He softly licked the blister on her mouth. He's so sweet.

Jimbo that was fucking gross. Shame on me for laughing.

@15 I vote for #1 and #2 for Alec Baldwins ass. What a complete fucking waste of skin.

@21 yes that does leave a realy nasty picture in your mind. Sorry

#10 That is an excellent point you bring up. I hope the judge takes these photos into consideration when sentencing. She's become an habitual legal line stepper.

#17 Clearly she pays a PR firm a great deal of money to find opportunities for her to get public recognition.

#19 Paparazzi photos are her claim to fame.

that guy already lost his penis years ago

I vote for #2 and give Al-Quaida the blame, that way america can start another war against terrorism

#24 I'd say her claim to fame is sucking cock on video.

Wow... those were REALLY some brief 5 MINUTES OF FAME for what... uh... was his name again? Paris ex-boytoy #85,200.......? josh? jake something, nevermind... LOL

Yes brief, but he will forever be plagued by the Herpes!

That's the first time she's worn something I like. I know some people say they wish they could spend all that money on clothes but mostly her clothes look so ugly. Maybe she can only wear them once because the disease germs get in the fabric.

18:LOL you can't do that. Only Cisco Adler could pull his balls up into a bra. Do it. Let's see.

She has herpes!

Oh-mi-gosh this lame retard, poser, phony, ZERO personality, dork, wannabe is so hideously gross and she's loaded! With all that money she's still ugly and a complete moron and guys just use her infected cooch for the notoriety that comes from one night in Paris. What guy could possible put up with this ideot for longer than a couple weeks? Every move she makes is so calculated by her wee brain (explaining why she's so stupid)to "impress" us non socialites, but people, ponder this. The reason Brittney, ho-han, Paris and the like are so miserable is because they have the $ to attain anything in the world, which they do then still feel empty and pathetic and un-happy inside. They don't realize they searching for happiness in the wrong way. Why doesn't Paris do something charitable, lend a hand to a cause, or someone less fortunate instead of making fun of overweight kids at fat camp. She's so ugly she looks like her hag mom in every picture. You can barely tell the 2 old bat's apart except Paris is the one with the fake hair. She feels she needs to impress us so bad that she continues with the hair extensions on a dailey basis. When I had them it drove me crazy that I couldn't run my fingers thru my hair, ever! Not to mention they destroy your real hair. Her nose looks like a penis, her eye is such an embarassment to her she wears her hair so obviously over it to cover it up from us, we know her eye is lazy and goofy, who is she trying to kid? Her meaness and stuck up attitude make her even uglier than she already is which I thought couldn't get any worse. Her fake "baby" voice is so obnoxious and GAY! Every move she makes is so calculated first by her tiny, fly sized brain no wonder she is constantly making an ass out of her self. "It ran out of gas...I never put gas in it. I don't know how. Do they sell walls at WallMart?" And her constant clinging to her cell phone cause she doesn't have the personality to ignore the ideots who are fascinated by her money. If she looks this bad now I can't wait to see her when she's a little older. You think your laughing at us Paris, but we are laughing at you! And WE will have the last chuckle as the papprazi cont. to expose you in your even uglier years. She can't even hold onto a guy for longer than a week. Her parents did such a bad job raising her and her dumb sister. "Gee, I want to be a pop star like Hillary d., and Brittney, and Christina, but I have no talent, so I'll just use daddys money to buy the "career" for me. I want to be an actress just like all the other girls in the magazines but I can't act (duh, her life is the worst acting job in history! You see right thru everything!) so I'll just BUY my way into "movies" I want to be a model like Giselle, and Kate, but my shoe size is a size 12 and my eye goes off in another direction and my nose looks like a penis and I look exactly like my old hag mom, so I'll just BUY that career too!" She failed miserably at all of the above. She sucked at everything she attempted to do. Her song was a joke, the video was a total cry for "Look at ME everybody! Aren't I beautiful with hundreds of thousands of camara tricks, lighting and makeup used to cover up my real self, which is soooooo lame! Paris, you are an ugly dork who has all the money in the world and still can't hold onto a job, career, man, dog, friend etc...I know I sound bitter, I am! I hate phony ideots!

It's idiot, not ideot.

It's funny when "smart" peope spell idiots wrong.

Hey Jimbo, who'd ya go to lunch with??? SCHACK???

Talking about blunt - Colbert Nation (tm)
I've seen the show.
(hummmm...wait a sec, maybe I've misread the top blurb)

Veggi, you were reading my mind. Were you also thinking that the above comment is so long that I'm only going to read the last sentence???

lol, FRIST!!!
@33 so you spent all of that time and "effort" into telling us how much time and effort is wasted on this rich twat? wft?

Finally, the funny is back!

"I'll make him a famous musician. Then I'll give him millions of dollars. Then I'll give him Petra Nemcova. And then *cracking up* and then I'll put him together with Paris Hilton *laughing hysterically* and when his penis falls off I'll jump out from behind the clouds and scream 'Punk'd!'"

FRIST - I went to lunch with one of the guys from the office. Schack chickened out last night. I sent the evening getting hammer

It's funny cause it's true....

Yes FRIST! I was. And come join us in the Alec Baldwin thread please!!!

Awwww.... I'm sorry Jimbo...I haven't seen her on here yet today, but...

If it makes you feel any better, last night I didn't get stood up, I drank ales and bbqed steaks and topped it off by making sweet love to my man.

Did that help any?

Mmm... me wants to skin 'er like a lil' piggy!

LMFAO 31
And no prob Jimbo(23), the funny outweighed the gross!

@33 -- the trouble w/ tribble is it? I think you made your point. You don't have to be rich and famous for no reason to be a douche. Thanks for that... douche.

#33-God, Lindsay, calm down.

47: LMAO.

What a fugly bald headed ho.

Is Parasite paying that guy to spray smart water on her because she thinks it will make her...er...smart???

veggi, you beat me to it...I was going to say "It's idiot, you idiot."

Nice breasts, guy in the hat.

What a cheap whore.

she probably just thought that hooking up with a guy named "blunt" would get her high.

damn, i bet she was disappointed.

Looks like Paris' big fat tits have slipped down to her thighs.

Oh dear. Ew. EW! Just think what would happen if he actually knocks her up with his (probably) teeny lil' weenie. Their offspring would then hatch from an egg, since Paris is obviously half-bird, half-lizard. Then it would grow up to make a shite single called "That's Hot". This is the future, folks - sorry to bear the hideous, disgusting news.

This one was hilarious!
That GOD he has such a wicked sense of humor.

It's good to see that James Blunt is aiming closer to his own league again, why he ever thought he deserve Petra was beyond even my genius.

But PARIS HILTON she is in a league of her own, the lowest filthiest league of all, Blunt should be with Tara Reid, that's a better match.

Paris should date; lighter fluid and matches, lots of matches... or a permanently plugged in chainsaw.

Is there anyone in Hollywood this walking petrie dish hasn't made out with yet? Gross.

I really don't understand how she manages to sleep with so many people...are they all clinically insane? Don't they see how hideously, repulsively ugly she is? Who in the world would WANT to WILLINGLY sleep with this trash?

And why is she wearing a huge cross? She's not a thing of God, she's from Satan.

Paris has seen more dongs than the Superfish's other favorite ho - Jenna Jameson. Line her up with Hedgehog Jeremy.

I couldn't think of why that cartoon drawing shown on TMZ was bugging me now I know: Paris looks like Alice The Goon from Popeye. Wonkeye looks like Alice the Goon from Popeye. Her boobs come and go depending on her Spinach intake. Cartoons that can come to life are scarier than Chuckie.

at least she know how to dress ... by the way , her fresh look , i mean whitout makeup suck ass , do something about it grrl!.

I've thought about this long and hard, and I believe there is only one explanation for Paris' constant ability to get it on with other (sort of) famous guys, despite looking like a tranny, being infected with herpes and god knows what else.... She oozes pheromones out of her sweat glands, and weak-minded men unable to resist her, even knowing what a giant, throbbing sack of crap she is. It's diabolical, I tell you.

When were these images taken?

Do we really have to comment on this bitch..ok, well, she likes it in the butt, so DrPlowshit to the rescue...

Hey, I discovered where she hides her boobs.
When we see her with large boobs, she's with a small bag. Now she has no boobs and is carrying a big bag... I mean a boob bag.

WTF is up with that HUGE Buffy the Vampire Slayer cross she is wearing ????

Okay, I'm confused. 'Cuz the guy in the photo looks to be Black, and James Blunt is a lot of things (effeminate-looking, untalented, forgettable), but Black he isn't.

I don't thing she's with James Blunt. I think she's with ... an unfamous Negro!!! OMFG! The bar has been lowered even further.(Disclaimer: the aforementioned comments can't be offensive, as I am Big Daddy Rufus--that is a Negro, too.)

I guess she just finished sucking on JB's hog, and now she's feeling on her Negro helper / bodyguard / man-servant.

Explain to me what I'm missing, please.

nah, that guy is just spraying Anti-Biotic Liquid to kill off all the germs that Paris Usually leaves behind. Blunt has no class...

He seems to like longlegged sexy blondines.So what's he doing with Paris?

MrSemprini ~ maybe use a life size cardboard cut out of a paparazzi taking pics and have it back away from her slowly. Now, while the cardboard cutout is attached to an overhead wire, Paris is not, so she walks right into the LaBrea Tar Pits.....Paps are the only thing I can think of that are irresistable to her.

Maybe a movie contract attached to a string like some people will do with a dollar bill accidently left on a sidewalk....

69 - no, honey, that would be a step up if the man is black. that would mean that Paris has a brain large enough to recognize racial equality and - as lowlands so astutely pointed out - she only has 2 brain cells. Although her brain cells swell and recede like the tide, they don't actually multiply.

At first I thought, "Wow this makes me want to kill myself" but then I remembered that this is Paris Hilton, had he been making out with Elisha Cuthbert then I'd really be pissed.

He seems to like longlegged sexy blondines.So what's he doing with Paris?

#60 Yes, we all saw the cross. If you park your ass in a garage, it doesn't make you a car. Wearing a cross doesn't make her a Christian.

These 'celebrities' world seems to be some kind of datingclub.They're passing eachother like the moneybag in a crowdy church.

I'm ENVIOUS. She has Bentley Continental GTC.. AND McLaren Mercedes SLR. >_<

Both Cars I'd like to have.

Help me...Why has James Blunt inhabited a black man's body? Does this mean he'll whine in a rich bass voice?

Please keep this under wraps, but have you noticed Paris' face NEVER CHANGES, not even when she's getting ramrodded by an elephant or something? That's because it's a PROSTHESIS.

It was specially made for her by Zenu, only
she got a little close to the crack spoon and melted one eye. Someday it'll crack and fall off, and we'll see that Paris is really Tom Cruise in a fembot suit. And everyone she ever slept with will shoot themselves.

^it's Xenu you idiot

James blunt should confiscate the keys of her Mc Laren Benz and then dump her.

If he's willingly he can change her car with my Camry XL.

#81&82)I'd rather not because of all the viruses.But thanks for your commenting,your spelling made some improvement.Maybe i'll give you as well your 2% raise.

#70. Fantastic!
I was thinking the same thing, though we all know his efforts are futile as no antibiotic on earth could kill the germs that disease bag carries.

What I don't understand is why that giant cross hasn't burned right through her chest, why isn't she melting or turning back into hellfire. I guess the devil is more powerful than I thought.

I went to college with God, lived in the same dorm as him, and that's totally something he'd do. That guy was a total dick.

#77 lol #75 cause I turned him down and btw, people, Michael K. has dubbed her "Valtrex Wonky" so, please, let us all refer to her as Valtrex Wonky forevermore.

how come only blonde white people are stupid? Valtrex Wonky isn't even a natural blonde but she sure is stupid. Tina Turner isn't a natural blonde either but she's not stupid. How unfair is it that Tina is not the butt of blonde jokes?? Hey did you hear the one about the blonde who put white out on her computer screen.....

Soo to start shooting James and Paris' new movie but the produces can't think of a name so it's up to you guys, The Fans to come up with an appropriate title here are a few that have been submitted already.

"Ugly and Uglier"
"Attack of the Pop Clones"
"Epidemic"
"I wish I could sing, x 2"
"The Autotunned Songsters"
"Snot nosed, ugly faced, wonky eyed Valtrex meets dumb whiny guy."
"We are gross"

And sorry for the typos I have a dodgy keyboard at work and not all the leters work all the time...

That's right James, make sure you get some and then give it to someone else.. and while your up there...see if u can pull brittney outta here ass..I think DrPlowshit plowed her up there, and tell that bitch to wipe that stupid smile off of her face. What the freak is so funny?

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