Apr 4 2007Halle Berry makes out with the ground

I will tap that so hard...they will give me a star.

Oh FRIST!

Lucky star...

I love her. She's so down to Earth. I wish other 'celebs' would take note.

I love poetry. And a nice glass of Scotch.

That star is in my bedroom and she was kissing it as she left.

And I did her right there on the red carpet

i never understood why celebrities get so excited about the stupid stars. they have to pay for the damn thing themselves.

yeah she's real down to earth. how many poses can do you do over your star halle. i count 10!

She is a shit actress. And don't write back stating how great she was in Monster's Ball.
She is mediocre at best.

Is there a hotter chick on the planet!? Seriously, I can't hink of one.

I would like to personally thank the masons who put that glory hole into her star. Halle worked it like a professional, no teeth whatsoever.

i wonder how long those stars stay there before the exhume them

Oh Bung man I disgree for three minutes she was amazing in Monsters Ball.

13, i didn't say she wasn't a good actress. i wouldn't know. i haven't seen any of her movies. i just said she doesn't seem down to earth.

And then she made out with my schlong.

@14- you didn't say she wasn't a good actress. You said she is a shit actress....

I'm not saying she is a good actress either, but for three minutes....WOW. But I think it is inherently impossible for a famous person to be really down to earth. It’s hard to be with the entire world kissing your ass 24/7. On that we agree!

There's no reason this ugly cunt should have a star or an Oscar.
Well, there is one reason.

god I'm hung over. Bug guy said that....

I wish I was the ground.

BOING!!!!

now she's starting to remind me of janice dickinson...but without the panties and the flying hair and the obnoxious remarks and the crazy out-of-this-world attitude...well, maybe not janice dickinson. halle berry is actually NORMAL. the other chick is just nuts.

That was strangely arousing.

Shack - the stars stay there for ever. There are hundreds of them along Hollywood Blvd.

@18 if you $5k and promise to appear at the unvailing, you can have one too. There are tons of them for people that no one living outside of LA have never heard of.

Those pics of her rubbing her tits all over the ground reminds me of my 6-month-old puppy when he makes sweet love down by the fire with his fluffy (and now sticky) puppy cot.

That's gay. She's gay. HAR HAR HAR

She's an absolutely beautiful woman, its a shame she can't act.

Peter Coffin, You are gay

#26 she CAN act! the Oscar says so!

not even halle berry can pull this off. she just looks silly

I love puppies!

Attention whore much?

Maybe she was having a delayed reaction to the "head injury" she suffered when she hit somebody with her car and fled the scene a few years ago.

I'd hit it, but she'd have to promise not to talk.

An oscar and someones abilty to act are two differnt things. All and Oscar is is a Hollywood popularity contest. I think she is an OK actress and she was smoking for the 3 minutes and 32 seconds in Monsters Ball.

Funny, I could swear she was in the exact same position as the second to last pic when David Justice knocked the hearing right out of her fucking head.

Halle Berry got that Oscar because of the nudity..not her acting skills.

The same way Denzel got an Oscar for cursing every two seconds in Training day.

Body: YES.
Face: HEeeeeEEEEELLLLLLL NO!

GOOD FOR HER

That boyfriend of hers is riduculous. "What....oh hey, dude. Yeah, man, I just woke up....had NO idea they'd have all these cameras here...but I'm chill....ohyeah, Halle got one of those octagons with her name on it....what?"

#8. Posted by bungoone

#9. Posted by Bugman4045

(bungoone and Bugman4045 are two different people)

I agree with both of them. This woman is annoying and unintelligent; just a few days ago everyone was ripping her apart because of her suicide attempt comments, now she makes with the sexy and it’s all forgotten. Sexiness aside she looks like a nutcase, if she was ugly she would be dragged away to the looney bin. Who acts like that?

I cannot imagine anything less down to earth than making love to a shrine of yourself. I guess she has to do it now while it's fresh and new because in a day it will become what all the other walk of fame stars do; a piss spot for the homeless and no one wants to kiss anything that was covered with hobo pee, well except Britney Spears. Now if we could just get homeless people to start pissing on the stars themselves then I would be truly happy.

he needs a shower. or he should have at least shaved his neck for the event

If you don't find Halle Berry hot, you are obviously a cock jockey.

Is that her boyfriend? I think he's kinda yummy, in a Sawyer-from-Lost kinda way...

Sawyer IS yummy!

Jimbo.

FOREVER. my, that's a long time.

She could have lifted her dress & showed her pantiless inputs, and then filmed a gang-bang right there on her star!

THAT'S what I would call a dedicated actress!

She ain't done nothing good since The Flintstones. And the only good thing about that was her dress and that bit where the pterodactyl did a huuuuuge shit on the playground. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Classic. I wonder if that's on YouTube.

Yes it is. Are you feeling better today? Any urge for babies today?

@37 LMAO!

Has she made one decent movie in her life, apart from the one were she went doggy with BBT

40, wow, you really showed everyone with that comment. like your opinion matters more so it's now law?

I for one am just so glad to see this people constantly celebrated and given awards. They are absolute heroes and being paid millions is just not enough for their heroic work. Clearly they are much braver than firefighters, more dedicated than doctors, more intelligent than scientists, more interesting than world leaders, more creative than great authors and more important that the rest of us. They are certainly constantly adding class, honesty and dignity to our world. I am so pleased that so many little children want to grow up to be like them. If I have learnt one thing from all my travels and my time in the world it is that you can never have too much money and too many awards, mansion or marriages. Because the goal in life is to TAKE as much as possible gather it up into a big giant pile and put your name on it. Life is about putting yourself on the biggest pedestal you can create, building monuments to yourself and being idolized and worshipped, because there is nothing more tangible, more real and more meaningful than fame.

Wow you are smart. But nobody gives a shit cause you ain't famous.

she's looking mighty good in these pics

must say she looks pretty dopey french kissing the floor though

Ya, I wish I was famous. I mean just the other day I went to the bathroom (I've increased the fiber in my diet) and it wasn't front page news, and then I had to wipe my ass all by myself (because I don't have a publicist)and on top of it all my toilet is made out of porcelaine, not solid gold. My life is so hard.

"I cannot imagine anything less down to earth than making love to a shrine of yourself."

I cannot imagine any statement describing the bullshit that's going on in these pics any better. Cuz, you know, she looks real modest here... *rolls eyes

Oh, to be that stretch of ground...

#53 i feel your pain iamsosmrt. i really do i mean, i was in the mall and i bought this REALLY expensive dress, but the cameras pointed to the dumber chick...i think her name was lindsay or hilary or something...i dunno. but anyways, i put the dress on and STILL no attention...the only attention i got was from this bum...and he asked me for change.

I get noticed everywhere I go. I can't get away from all of the attention. But maybe it's because I lay down and lick the pavement and pose like an idiot for passing cars. But maybe not.

#57 i tried that too and i STILL dont get noticed. i mean, i'm totally hot too! what's ur secret? lmao

oh, easy. I'm usually naked.

#54. Are we on the same page here?

I was stating that she is insanely full of herself (someone said she seemed down to earth which made no sense because she is clearly worshipping herself)and you seem to agree that she has no modesty.

In that pic with her boyfriend, she has a huge zit on her chin and she's greasy like an oiled-up mo-fo

Girl needs some powder STAT

#56.
The best way to get attention is pretend you don't want it. Just keep telling people you want to be left alone and you neeeeed your privacy. Then start telling people all your private business, embarrassing stories and painful things from your past. Also try getting a disease like alcoholism, it's very easy to catch just go hang out in a bar. People always notice the drunken person, especially if they are drunk when no one else is. Try doing drugs in public too, losing a ton weight and getting arrested (it's easy to do when your drunk or doing drugs). Walk around half dressed, especially at times when others are more covered up, like in the winter. Do all of this while constantly saying how much you want to be left alone and how you're just a normal girl like all the others. People always want what they are told not too. People will be chasing you around in no time and Lindsay Lohan will start trying to hang out with YOU. If she gets too annoying just put her in direct sunlight, she'll catch on fire in a few minutes and then you'll get even more attention.

This was taken from Nicole Richie's second book "Diamonds: I make them myself with rocks and my own asshole".
Wow Look out Martha Stuart, she crafty!

Any idiot with 15 grand can buy a Star. Big whoop. She is beautiful though. Glad she has done so much for humanity with that.

she had to pay $25,000

After she's dead they can put the stone on her grave.At least she kissed her own gravestone,not everybody can say that.

can't stand the fuckin' bitch. What has she done appart from going to the surgeon? She's 60% fake plastic, she acts poorly and is totally vain.

#63 lol

who gives a fuck about this bitch??

Dumb bitch can't keep her story straight about her suicide attempts. She whines about it every time a new movie of hers comes out (check out the story on msn.com). I also find it stupid that she considers herself African American when she's half white! Her mom is white! Let's not forget her car accident incident where she hit another car and drove away, claiming that she blacked out and didn't remember what happened. This arrogant cunt deserves her bitter and abusive divorces. Her exes probably couldn't stand her self-centered ass and put her in her place.

people with those stars are full of themselves. you know they actually have to go before a board of people to determine if they're worthy of it, and then when they are, they actually have to PAY for their own star.

I hope this starts a life long fetish of Ms Berry to attempt to hump inanimate objects.....you go girl!

Price of a stone,maybe 50 bucks?Put a star on it and sell it for $25.000.There're about 10.000 'celebrities'x $25.000 = i start a new company in Hollywood.

#68 Man, you are so right. She's aired that sobfest one too many times for me, and each time it escalates. Given any situation featuring her, she will wring every last drop from it for attention. I now have massive sympathy for her exes.

This skank ain't good for nothing except transporting swimmers from the bed to the bathroom. She's a perfect example why euthanasia should be legal. Her disturbingly large ego and self centered arrogance are disgusting.

God she's so annoying, talking about her "trials and tribulations" when she got her Oscar and she barely even looks black. Fuck you, Halle Berry.

And shit, those stars cost that much money??? FUCK, charities and orphanages need that money way more that the ground needs a star carved in it and Halle Berry needs her attention fed.

Best lay she's had in days.

Ready mix is better than most.

the 7th pic with her turned to the side waving is gross...you can see the Afro Sheen melting from her scalp..eewwww

At least she could have kissed the ground for real...
I read somewhere that while having her new kitchen built, she made the workers sign a contract saying that they couldn't look at her and they couldn't even talk to her if she hadn't spoken first.

Lucky, lucky ground I say.

All the praise and a star for Catgirl.. she's hot, but didn't she do a hit and run..bitch should be in jail...