Apr 2 2007Fergie was a lesbian sex maniac

Wow she just made lesbian sex uh, unappealing.

Ironically, most of my fantasies about her involve her having a gun put to her head.

That ain't no chick!

Ummmm...

What girl in their right mind would let this thing go anywhere near their vajayjay??

Is there a list of the women she's slept with so we can contact them to make sure neither of them are in wheelchairs or...dead?

Why won't she list the number of men she's slept with?

Could it be that Josh Duhamel is the first?

No one is interested in the sex life of trannies

aww so ugly

She wouldn't be so bad if she didn't try so hard. It's the air of desperation that whole pay-attention-to-me-or-I'll-do-something-we'll-both-regret aura that hinders her, I think.

A few more years and she could rival Courtney Love...

Somewhere out there, some crack dealer is going, "Hey, that's the tranny that owes me 50 bucks!".

Ew, look at that low, Neanderthal hairline.

Why is that all these singers feel the need to regale us with how "sexual" they are. Riiiight, they would have you believe they walk around the house naked with dildos poking out every orifice and spend their afternoons by the side of the pool sipping on chilled semen and vaginal fluid.

What. ever.

Her face might be jacked up,but her hair looks really nice here. Does anyone else notice how Fergie has no forehead? I'd rather her have a ginormous head than to have her hairline right next to her eyebrows. FUG!!!

Whoa.
#9 - I never noticed until now... WTF.

this is not stuff I'd tell the general populace

She is so hip now, she's from the street man!

Fucking Fergie from the Block, I can't even make fun of this shit because I actually feel kinda sorry for the bitch.

damn! right when i thought "hey! i wanna try lesbianism" Fergie just fucked it all up!
thanx alot restaurant pig!

#2 that's not a fantasy, that's what's gonna happen if she says she glamourous one more time...

Celebs always tell this really personal, embarassing shit and then turn around & cry that everyone is in their business. I don't get it.

I didn't know she was related to Vanilla Ice!! I see the family resemblance now....

I guess it's okay to be a whore when you have 'street cred'

Does anyone else hate that mole under her eyebrow??

Is that the "come hither" look she used on all those lesbians??

Her body looks like it's all about to come apart in about five minutes. Like she's just going to start melting or something.

This is what happened on the day of the gun incident: So the guy's holidng the gun to her head and then, suddenly, he gets a whiff of something foul and acrid, when he looks down there's a puddle of what turned out to be urine. At that moment he slipped and fell. He woke up at the hospital two days later.

When you're ugly you develop all kinds of tricks to attrack somehow some people.That's probably why Fergie is a lesbian sex maniac.

She knows what kind of guys find her hot.
The same kind of guys who say they love lesbians and hate fags, and yet their big dream is having a circle jerk with Steve-O and Johnny Knoxvile.
You know, straight guys.

She's a singer???!!!
I'll be back, I need a drink.

I don't remember looking like that when she was married into the royal family. Dang.

Is anyone shocked by this revelation? What choice did the bitch have? if she could not find a guy to fuck her, her only choice was some helpless dike

#25)It's all part of the ratrace.So sad...

Man, that is one hot trannie. I might actually allow him to felate me as long as he kept enormous sausage tucked securely away and left his wig on. Oh and also I heard that danielle once was donkey-punched by Fergie. I'm just sayin...

I know she's a Tranny but those bedroom eyes are fierce. I could almost find myself crossing the room before *feet skidding to a halt leaving black marks on the lineoleum* I stared in horror at the pointy black mole but to get my attention again she would *vanilla ice eubonics* tell me how she's done 'hard time', bitch-slapped Snoop for pulling piece on her, and by the time she got to how them bitches love her humps I would be hopping the back fence and heading down the block.... just saying.

21, that mole is a piercing, I think...

DamYell loves the donkey punch! And the labia scrape.

A see-through black dress displaying a black thong and much cheekage (3rd pic), and yet I'm not overjoyed or aroused by that. Must be because I can't get the image of that manly face out of my mind.

Of course Fergie would have had sex with women. Most men still do like that.

#33 - hope you're right. In the 6th pic it looks like it's going to pop..

awwww, she beat up Mary-Kate and stole her shoes... maybe Ashley will buy her some new ones.

I wanna see a fucking ROLL CALL for ANYONE who thinks this Trogdolyte "celebrity" is "hot"...come on, now's your chance. I could give a rat's ass about Fergie OR Black-Eyed-Un-Fuckin-Believably-OVERRATED-Peas, or her "humps," or the humps of Black Eyed Peas, but I am willing to hear from anyone who thinks this crap MATTERS. Carpe diem. EDU-MA-CATE me.

Gotta admit she's good. You can't even see her junk in those pictures. Trannies of the World Unite!!!!

Fugly...Gaguliera called...she wants to know how you got into her house and raided her closet. Anyways, she wants her slutty outfit back; she got makeup all over the white one. And she said if you get jizz on that she's going to kill you because it will never come out of that fabric.

#25 & #30- Why does Lowlands answer himself?
That dude cracks me up.

40--the same reason herbiefrog posts shitty poetry. They are fixtures of the 'Fish.

Check out Alanis' cover of My Humps:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W91sqAs-_-g

I don't like her either, but I like Fergie a lot less.

oh! ewww! ugh! blagh!

@42 NeP, hahahahaha that video is five kinds of awesome bitch really sold it.

hottt

#38 yes, credit where credit is due. What I want to know is where is Wally? This could get Way More Fun!

I was just watching Schindler's List because that turns me more on than Fergie.

#34 Danielle already trashed you under the Paris Could Get Arrested piece in a story----she's about 100 points up on you right now.

#47, then you are at work??

and Wedgie LTB

#10 what color is the patio furniture and does it match the Martini glasses??

Talking about Danielle's story.It turned out to be a first of april joke because i found this snowy white piece of cloth but i had to use it to wipe today the windows dry.

XOXOXXOXXOXXOXOXOXXOX

#52)To wipe the windows dry WITH.Thank you for your understanding and your patient.

@31.

I thought it was your mom?

Only, she wasn't kicked in the face but in the stomach.

When she was pregnant with you.

Which caused her to have a near miscarriage.

But then you wouldn't die......and here you are today.

Sadly.

Woodhorse???? Are you being trolled, off your meds, or am I delusional? But, just in case you aren't being trolled and your tampn is in the wrong way, here's a big ole'

FUCK YOU =D

How about NOT talking LowBlands???

Fergie might be interested in you.It can be good for her career.

@56

Everyone's ineterested in ME LowBlands.

Ahhh, the fans, the fans....

Ew...

@58

ANd the sooner you and Barbadoskank and wedgeoneuptheass and woodturd realize that the better off you'll be.

Get it? Good.

Nice try 57 aka neo aka new neo aka neo_maxi_el dweebo.

Isn't Queer Guy For the Straight Guy having a marathon? You should run on home now. I'm sure you have plenty of lotion on hand to help you along on your viewing journey.

oh, and 58.

59, my bad.

Hey Lowlands? Are we still on for Toronto?

Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa?

what the fuck did I do?

NicotineEyePatch: I offer my sincere thanks. I have never been an Alanis fan....until now.

^^^
If you are refering to #58 Barbado, wasn't me. It was neo, new neo, who ever the fuck else. Just know that when I address you, my comment will either have "sexy" in it or "bed". Simple as that.

#66 ...ewwww. BarbadoSlim, I think you were better off when she was mad at you!

#<63)Why did i had to pick a city so high up in the deserted regions of the cold north?But it's allright to me,Toronto would be fine.

I have to learn to speak Canadian.

I think it's only right that I let you know upfront that I have genital herpes. But, who cares, right? I still wanna get it on.

What time should I come?

#69)You aren't the only one.

#71 Lowlands, wise up - I clued you in yesterday that the troll's having fun with you. Don't feed it, maybe it will go away.

#70)Within one or two weeks i can make time,how about you?

Two weeks??? I have to wait that long?

I guess that's good.

#73 Why do I bother, dude? Ask dumYELL to turn up instead, how about that?

Seriously "new neo" go the fuck away.

Lowlands, please ignore. So obvious that it's a fucking troll since it "decides" to show up uninvited.

So, what place are we meeting?

Ok,it's on.

doesn't anyone have to arrange their plans around childcare or semesters of time off from work?? In the immortal words of Jack Black "It sucks to be me right now."

#74/75 Oh, look, I can change IDs within one minute. Nice timing, troll.

You still haven't named a place Low. I don't know Toronto that well. Are we meeting in a hotel?

#75 Still using "quotation marks" on "odd" words, dumbYELL? "Uninvited" is the story of your life, you leaky douchebag.

As you can see, dumbass...dummy Danielle has ran off to take care of her 17 children....so you can stop posting now.

You're fucking ruining my date with Low.

I know some brothels and hotels in Toronto.We can meet in a hotel if you desire.

I hope it's a five star.

I think Fergie just became the new poster child against drugs and casual sex.

WHATCHA GONNA DO WITH ALL THEM DRUGS?

^^^

Comment #10 was so on the money. So sick of these chicks with their "I'm a very sexual person" nonsense.

#82 Since I'm sure it'll be the only time in your life you'll get laid without resorting to heavy drugs, go for it.

Low?

Toronto is cool because I have never seen it but, by that definition, that would be most of the world. It is also cool because (tecnically) it is a foreign country. I've been in Mexico but it wasn't exciting. San Diego was better. All of California seems beautiful. Houston is OK but it must not be fabulous because no movie stars ever come here. Please don't go to a brothel in Mexico. That's where Danielle keeps her Donkey. The Donkey knows how to do Fergie's "Come Hither" look... dangerous.

Vote for Houston Lowlands. Westin Galleria. I'll be your official photographer.

@82.

At least I can have children ya dyke bitch. All you'll be able to have is deformed, grotesque blobs of stillbirth. Go spell ya crotch and pass out ya piss stain.

As for 89, why do you continue to talk shit retard? Go jerk your wood off to a Justin Timberlake tune and run into a parked car ya dumbass.

#90 Yeah, and enjoy the humidity, Lowlands, you'll get fucked twice that way.

^

Lowlands? Are we going or not?

#88)There's for example a Marriot near the airport.Downtown there're more hotels ofcourse.

I could go for that.

Allright then...I'm going to sleep now so i'm outta here.

bye

#91 you seem to already know how to spell 'ya crotch' (with a "c" not a "k") and I would never, EVER, use Ya Piss Stain for guest beverages.

Isn't it passed your bedtime fag? Go accompany neo to a bed and breakfast and get lost.

Can I just say how fucking irritating I find it when stupid drunken sluts make out with other girls to get attention from guys, then say they're bi or "have had lesbian experiences". Give me a fucking break. Get over here and do some muff diving, then I'll believe it.

@100....hear hear!! and said muff diving should take place immediately on the spot.

I just drew a funny picture of her on my blog.

mrpoopillo.com

I'm Back!

#102 Just imagine our joy.

I logged in with some wise-ass remark to make about Fergie, but made the mistake of reading all the posts. I've been puzzling over who's who.....who's fighting with who....and most importantly, who's trolling who for some time now and I've come to this conclusion:

There are only 4 of you. Obviously, you are all having sex; but it's violent, name-calling, flesh-biting, whip-lashing, hair-pulling festivals of pain and humiliation.

I want in, bitches. I'll bring the blow.

sex for all! excluding you know who.

Hmm, gives a whole new meaning to "lowbrow".

what a skank... where are the fashion police when you need them...BTW is that a belt or is a large tapeworm coming out of her ass and wrapping around her waist?

she actually looks good here. And ugly or not, you can't deny that ass, yo.

The question is, when she had lesbian sex was it with an accaul lesbian or a straight woman who thought she was a man?

Jimmy Kimmel Sucks!

He is a toady,
get rid of his face

#9 - Your right! Her hairline is almost starting at her eyebrows! Must be all the testosterone.

Let's face it - the story of the week is Rosie finally questioning Building 7 on The View.
Check - U-tube. They left some of it up. Comments deleted on most posts.
No matter what your politics, or nationality, building 7 could use an explanation.
Go to Most Viewed - Week. Find Rosie. Watch it. But hit World Trade Center 7 under Video response.
Explain.
Inquiring minds want to know.
(your internet pal)

Please stop tormenting me with these insanely hot pix of Fergie.....cannot make up my mind who is the hottest,Fergie, Avril, or Lindsay. But no matter keep 'em comin!

"The specifics of the fires in WTC 7 and how they caused the building to collapse remain unknown at this time. Although the total diesel fuel on the premises contained massive potential energy, the best hypothesis has only a low probability of occurrence. Further research, investigation, and analysis are needed to resolve this issue."
FEMA
(Not sure if this is a direct quote but think it is)
As a token rep of the Canadians who died in the twin towers on 9-11 - please explain Building 7. Or Rosie.
Or at least that 'My humps 'attraction thing.

"my out-of-control phase"

bitch please, no one cares.

# 115 - (You missed the rehearsal again)

Well, I've been busy, what can I say?

at least she is looking less 'butterfaced' than usual. maybe her lesbian encounter was with rosie o'donnell

Agreed, #19. I don't think we the public ever asked her or any other over-eager celeb how sexual they are, or if they are very or not very sexual or not. Who the fuck cares, if basically what I'm trying to say. I think she's saying it more to assure herself than for anyone else. And, her face looks like it's made of Play-Doh.

Hey Binky, WTC fell because it got a lot of damage done to it when the closest of the Twin Towers fell. It rained concrete and steel for almost 30 seconds. You do the math. If you can. Another piece of advice: don't look to Rosie O' Don'tMyLegsLookFat for anything to do with reality. She doesn't live there.

#120 I think it was probably taken down because it was structurally damaged - but they have never admitted that.The owner said they pulled it.
The video comment clip in the YouTube thing has nothing to do with Rosie. FEMA didn't know what brought it down. Do the math-if you can.

A bunch of you are just poofers.

I'd shag her rotten.

122-Rotten was a superb word choice. That's the only possible result of any sexual contact with Fergie...rotten cheese up in her snatch...you're dick will go all rotten with disease before it falls off...her breath is so rotten your balls will never smell the same after she tongues them...

I don't think she's gender specific as long as she's on the driving end of her Doc Johnson Uber Giganto pusating strap on cock. The power of christ compels her.

I love how she makes whoring it up stylish. Her "lesbian experiences" and multitudes of cock were the result of being a full-time meth head and part time call girl. What's an out of work semi-singer to do when her perceived one shot at fame (girl group Wild Orchid) falls flat? I'm sure she spiralled into drug-fueled whoredom, winding up with the Black Eyed Peas gig after comping the band a circle suck. And she never peed herself - that was just the seminal discharge of all the roadies she serviced before the show.

So now Fergie's a Drug addicted lesbian who can't control her bladder, I wonder if she can add anymore on.

I bet Libraesque would enjoy this thread.

No Fergie, you're supposed to arrange to have a "former friend" or "ex lesbian lover" who prefers to remain anonymous "leak" that garbage to the press.

Poor thing is trying so hard to be edgy and teh saddest part is that some people will actually believe her.

I would like to retract my previous statement. Actually it was Fergie who broke into my house, ate all my cheese and clogged my toilet with an enormous man-dump. Also she sodomized my dog, blew ass all over my shoes and probably was the one who left toenail clippings all over my coffee table. I hate you Fergie. Please come back...

I've only been on this site for a half hour but i'm pretty sure that this Danielle trade-marking whore needs her tubes tied and a swift cunt-punt to boot

Something attracts me to Fergie. Maybe it's becuase she is kind of ugly, which makes me think she is more accessible than other more gorgeous celebs.

I mean, even though I live in a trailer park and my refrigerator is filthy, even Britney wouldn't have me.

This is true.

Sorry I've not had much sleep. Thankyou somebody has picked up on the play-doh butter face. I'm sure that when I first saw Fergie in the Black eyed peas I thought what a pretty girl, and my boy friends thought oh la la she's a fitty. But I don't remember her face looking like that? Has her face always looked like that? I started to see it slightly in Kylie Minogue, like a little water retention around the cheekbones/face? And in other celebs as well, but I'm too tired to think. Can someone explain this 'look' (is it a 'look'?) to me cos I just don't get it?
And has she always looked like this?

I'd hit it.

yeah but you might not get you fist back out of that, can you imagine...

your fist YOUR. Apologies. A little on the sleepy side.

every body that thinks fergie is all those things above is crazy the only reason every body acts like they hate her is because they are jealous so yall need to get off yall ass and stop talking shit about fergie see yall arent in mgazines,tv,magazine covers,or any other kinda stuff yall need to just give it a rest because u could go look in the mirror and you could say the same to your self.
fuck yall

Umm, Fergie isn't that bad...Have you seen some of the Bull Dykes...I'd much rather sleep with Fergie then half the other lesbians out there....you guys talking shit are just assholes with nothing to do.

~Kayla~

ya çok sexisin yalarız seni okkk

Her face is just scary.

You women are sick. Yeah, I get it. Girls are beautiful creatures. You just can't keep your hands off eachother. It's such a throbbing urge. You chicks just crave a woman's touch - it's so vitally important. It keeps you up at night. Everywhere I go, girls grope and gaze lustfully into eachother's eyes.

Oy vey.

A few times in my life - rare times, admittedly - I've seen men more beautiful than not only Fergie but many beautiful GIRLS. Does that make me gay? NO. I've also seen gorgeous girls..that just don't turn me on despite the fact that they're fun to look at, because they're walking coma victims (like most chicks).

Quit worshipping lesbians so much. You chicks love to OUTGAY eachother. "I'm gayer than you!" "I'd go gay for Angelina!"
Are you that shallow so as to not discriminate for gender at all just b/c someone's really pretty? CHILL OUT.
And stop acting more sexual than you really are; most of you are neurotic prudes 99% of the time. If you're gonna be nasty, be consistent.

BAAAAAAAARF!

I'd bang that girl so hard.