Apr 23 2007Fergie looks like real live girl

(_*_) kiss it

fergie vs. ivanka for best trashbag of the year award.

seriously, where do you even buy this stuff?

#1- You have a chip on your shoulder huh?

I think #1 just came up with the new "FRIST".

I know this much.......I'll bet that girl can FUCK.

Fergilicious...

Don't get mad! Get Glad.
Looks like a fucking outer space towel.

No.

No!

NO.

NO!

NO!NO!NO!NO!NO!NO!NO!NO!NO!NO!NO!NO!NO!NO!NO!NO!NO!NO!NO!NO!NO!NO!NO!NO!NO!NO!NO!NO!NO!NO!NO!NO!NO!NO!

Absolutely not. No.

She looks wonderful.

But...that neon nail polish has got to go.

She has to wear clothes like this to hide his/her gigantic 12 inch penis.

Fucking tranny.

Wow. That's riveting journalism. Exciting news day. I gotta get a new job. I'm literally dying of boredom. DYING!!!!!

she does look pretty good.
love the hair.

seriously not that much has improved or changed

whenever she walks onstage she should walk in backwards, showing off her legs-and-ass and long hair from the back

learn to walk backwards 24/7 fergie
lead ass-first, leave ass-facing-out
no one needs to see the face

hey buttah-buttah-buttah, work your assets

Goulet thinks jamie presley would be better after eating a new goulet bar. www.gouletbars.com

TRANNY

still fugly.

FRIST I can call you and breath heavy into the phone. Would that cheer you up

It is nice to see that we are getting fashion tips from DanYELL

Her face looks like 'her' face. She isn't ugly.

I can't say the same for Terri Hatcher, who is 10 years older than Fergie, but looks as if she's 75 rather than 42.

Stop it with your google bars. Nobody wants them, mmm k?

She kinda reminds me of stifflers mom :s

Gumbo, get bent.

DanYELL Blow Me!

Hagman she does, But you wanted to do Stifflers mom, Fergie makes you want to turn gay

well, that's a nice Hefty handle-tie bag she's wearing there...i want another round of her in a bathing suit being pulled to look like a thong, this is just basically what she always looks like...

Blow what?

There is more to blow than you can get your big fucking mouth around

I think # 1 spends a wee bit too much time indoors, with his cats.

I'll pass.

[ AIDS ]isn't on my "What I Want in 2007" list I made up for New Year's.

Danielle's "What I want in 2007"
1 - Male German Shepard so I can get laid
2 - Extreme Makeover from ABC
3 - A new brain from the great Oz
4 - Vaginal reconstrustion surgery.
5 - Anal reduction surgery.

Your right AIDs was not on your list

She looks like she just got out of the sauna. Or had one of those quick showers you take after the gym or after a midafternoon fuck break, only she doesn't seem clean. Then the tinfoil spa wrap just adds to the whole 'steam room chic' element.
Baked potatoes with weaves don't normally wear high heels, so I can only conclude that this is Fergie, and she may have showered or sauna-ed, which might trick some of you into thinking she looks good.
Don't fall for it.

@30 -- You forget:

#6 - increase in welfare benefits allotment
#7 - sense of humor
#8 - chastity
#9 - 9th kid
#10 - a life

In other words, the same things she wanted last year.

#30 and 32. Just stop it you heartless bastards. Don't you know nothing hurts more than being the butt of un-funny, over used jokes from random people you don't know on the internet.

Well maybe syphilis, but your the experts on that right?

my baked potato with cornrows wears combat boots, but no heels.

wow, in the thumbnails it looks like Ali Larter (Heros) gained 20 pounds and had her face run over by a truck! Big step up for Fergie!

#33 - ok, you've got a point. I think ordinary syphilis is painful enough, but my own affliction (anal syphilis) is excruciating. Just once, I'd like to smell my fingers and not be confronted with anal pus residue.

Hey Doc,

I didn't know you could count that high. Looks like reading the back of cereal boxes did wonders for you. Congrats!

Gumbo:

That's [You're] dumbass.

BTW- I found YOUR list in the local paper under the "Obituaries".

1. Find a life
2. Save up money to get the life
3. Buy the life
4. Shoot myself

So sad.

@33 Fuck you Go crawl back under the rock you came from. If I want any lip from you, I will get it off my zipper

Don't try to be a sexual tough guy, Jimbo. We all know girls hide from you whenever they can.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA YOU SO FUNNY DANIELLE. Can't you come up with your own material? Coping everyone else just isn't funny you dumb BITCH!!!

No Schack only YOU hide!!!

What's up with the freaky-ass bright orange fingernails & toenails???

Nice nail polish. I guess orange is the new black...?

Anyway, back on topic - Fergie actually looks hot in these pictures. I've never been with a tranny but if she were this hot in person, I'd be tempted to suck her dick. Only thing is, it can't be one of those hormone-shrunken weenlets that - at best - grow to 5 thin inches and dribble out a couple drops of the thicksalty after 30 minutes of stroking. If I'm going to put that thing in my mouth (and elsewhere...wink wink), I want the full package!

OK Thanks for that Dr Phowstus. That discription is going to leave a scare on my brain

Sorry, I usually refrain from posting to the comment threads, but this one needed a bump to the top thread:

77. Posted by tits_on_snack on April 23, 2007 1:24 PM

Veggi... The idea of being pregnant used to creep me out too, in an "alien bursting forth from chest" kind of parasitic, something-inside-me way.
Then I grew up and stopped thinking like a little self absorbed awkward teenager.

LMAO!

@40.

Did you forget that your post @30 was based on my concept @ post 29? Dream on you pathetic little twit. I can count numerous times that you've recycled material from past posts. Go find a brain that actually works rather than trying to use your own, your comebacks are lame.

AND...

Ah hah! I count atleast 2 posts that disagree with Fergie's choice of nail polish so...what was your point again, Gumbo?

Looks like the trolling is going on fast & furious now.
Life is short for you Walrus!

Danielle, you dumb shit!! It is not the fact that her nail polish is "freaky-ass bright orange" It was the hierocracy of you giving your 2 cents worth on fashion. You show up underdressed to a taping of Jerry Springer. I think it is time for you to go check the mail and see if your welfare check has arrived. Then go down to your local liquor store get your bottle of Thunderbird and go pass out on the park bench like you do every afternoon.

Wedge1 - I hope that you by that you mean the comment about you and your 52 year old dad is false??? That scared me

The fact that you took time out of your ass scratching schedule to post a paragraph containg useless information about "fashion", your gay lover Jerry Springer, having only 2 cents to your name and your montly welfare checks, makes me wonder why you even exist.

How can you even debate on the subject of fashion when you live out of a trailer full of species unknown to man? If anything, you should be arguing what cheese to use on jelly sandwiches or what brand of insect repellent to use when going fishing.

As for "Thunderbird"...I prefer a cold Dasani. But, don't let that stop you from indulging in your daily habits.

She desperately needs a nose job.

I see Schack is trolling again. There is no way Danielle could compose 3 paragraphs that are structured correctly, let alone drink Dasani

#49 Jimbo--you're funny!! Sounds more like something I would do, well, minus the welfare check...
That cheered me up a little :)

Where have you been? You can come passout on my couch any time. Are you feeling better?

She looks like Franka Potente's homelier older sister.

When my troll speaks, "it" usually includes a [mashed potato] in its post.

But, I can't blame you. If I had been kept in a cage underneath of a trailer for some odd years, I wouldn't recognize the 'smart' danielle from the 'obsessed' one either.

You're boring.

I'm outta here

(btw- anyone who thinks Gumbo is actually funny is either related to it, just plain stupid...or drunk)

Is this serious? She still totally looks as weathered as one of those porn stars at the end of those videos in which they sleep with 500-600 guys over the span of like 6 hours ... not that I've seen any of those videos ... yes I have ... what of it?

DANIELLE SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU STUPID BITCH!!!!! you think you're hilarious/somewhat intelligent, but you've spent two hours making an ass of yourself. quit wasting air.

fergie still looks like a dude by the way.

YOU FUNNY SCHACK. You can't use the same sayings as Danielle and expect that I would not notice.

Awwww, I'm stupid and drunk...how cute.

Yeah, I feel ok, a little depressed today.

Fishstick what was that about a baked potato with cornrows and combat boots?

She looks the same to me.

Once a tranny always a tranny. I don't see the differnce either LilRach. Maybe that new trash bag she is wearing is new

I could really use that bag for my yard...

(Google images)+ "fergie" + "pee" = http://images.google.com/images?hl=en&q=fergie+pee&gbv=2

I don't see it.

Did she pee her pants or is that love juices

that was not me, jim

She peed her pants. I don't pee my pants. Usually.

Oh Ok

What do you do usually?

God I wish my boss would leave so I can put my trash bag on and crank up my iPod

Are you going to wet your pants too

Usually I pee on my tree trunk in my backyard, but not in my pants.

Hey!!! I just read that clearer, WTC was Fergie doing at a PROM???!!!??

You are getting me hot. Do tease me about peeing on the tree trunk.

Her boy friend is only 17 and she was at his prom. That is the only thing she can get to go out with her.

Ok good, my boss just left...turning up the Sex Gang Children, looking for trash bag....
All we have are the little white ones. It'll be kinda tight, but I'll make do.

I think I've lost my mind. I should go home now.

@ 30 + 32 omfg that was the funniest thing i've heard last couple of days! thanks so much :D

Thanks Ballie

FRIST See you tomorrow

Schack surprise us with someone new tomorrow. It was fun figuring out who you were

#76 - Ha Ha, you're crackin me up ;)

Bye Jimbo

LilRach, it'd be funnier if it weren't true.

her face still looks like an ass.

I like this site so much! I like reading tidbits about celebrities, then reading the ensuing comments about whether one would hit it, and why, or why one would refuse to hit it, if the chance arose.
Then, mocking those who advocate the hitting of it, or belittling those who would not - depending on the celebrity, and/or quality of picture of the celebrity.

Sometimes you just start taking celebrities for granted and forget to consider whether you'd tap em. Thanks Superfishalicious, for making us think...

HEFTY!
HEFTY!!
HEFTY!!!

wimpy.
Wimpy..
wimpy...

I'd hit it. Wait, no I wouldn't!!! Anybody here who would hit that is a fucking MORON!!!
Wait, why wouldn't you hit that? She's HOT!!!

WTC is J-Lo doing on my iPod, I swear to God I erased all that crap...

Still fugly. Just less of it.

I'd let her suck it, but think that's as far as I could let it go.

No matter the photo, she always looks like one of those foam rubber "Bogglin" toys that came out in the late '80s. And, no, I am not admitting to masturbating with a Bogglin. ::ahem::

Chauncy, the only toy worth masturbating with in the 80s was the Magical Musical Thing. Try it sometime. Well, that is, if you're a girl, or a guy who likes it in the poopshoot.

Bah she's still Fergie and I think that says it all.

Now the reason she looks more human or less non-human is that her skin is not ORANGE or tanned (as they call it Hollywood). She is also not wearing a ton of tranny makeup. However her eyebrows still have that "I was a man with giant thick bushy brows but I plucked them down to make them look like women brows and they turned out like this" look.
Anyway this whore is a bore, now I will go hop on pop 'cause I've got a case of the Monday's, but I hope on pop every night so that has nothing to do with it.

Just one more example of how modern celebs have no brain cells. Latest fashions--super-thin, then wear a sack dress or baggy suit that hides the thinness. No brain cells.

So far I've seen the sack dress on Fergie, Britney, Michelle Rodriguez (sp?), what's up with that ugly idea? It's worse than last year's expensive black nail polish and the boots with jeans tucked in.

Jimbo sez:"If I want any lip from you, I will get it off my zipper"

Wow. good one. You my friend are a comedic genius. What you gonna wheel out next? "Where's the Beef?" or "shit happens"?

Is it physically painfull being so un-original and witless? Just wondering...

Hey DrPlowShit...please spare us the graphic details...your making me sick..trying to eat here..gross.....

And how does neon orange nail polish go with.....purple?

@91 -- kelLIE! How they hanging? By the waist I suppose. If graphice details make you sick, you might wanna consider taking down all the mirrors at home. I'm just saying... alas #44 wasn't me, but I appreciate it making you nauseous. My day is complete at 9:15am!

she's been working on her fitness I'm her witness

G-L-A-M-O-R-O-U-S

The moron is wearing orange nail polish!

And anyone who thinks the ho is Fergilicious or Glamorous because of one good set of photos has serious problems. Its like you thinking Tara Reid is hot because there has not been trashed photos of her for ages.She is gross!

Nope, still ugly.

Hey DrPlowShit Mofoooo- how is it that my boobs would be hanging,,,hello,,,boobs don't hang at 18, asshole..

@98 -- 18? Riiiiiiiiiiiiiight... Shoe size? Maybe. IQ? Probably. Circumference in inches for each ankle? Likely. Age? Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiight.

PLOWSHIT--for your 411, was born in
1988..I think I freakin know how old I am, asshole...I think your nose is 18 inches, sure ain't you dick...

ONE last comment for PloWShit...shouldn't you be plowshitting some fagot face somewhere. Enjoy your old life...u wish u were my age, bitch.

@100 -- For my 411? Is that even English? Put the 50 cent CDs away tootsie pop and stop pretending you're Black when there's no Black folks around. I understand that you'd lose count after all these years, but geeez, no need to take it out on me! You pre-menapausal chicks sure are bitchy. You seem to be obsessed with plowing shit and assholes. I therefore officially deem you a gay dude. Run along, Nancy.

kelLIE, I'd say you're cute when you're angry, but I have a strict policy against, porkers, gay dudes, and illiterates. It's like the fucking loser trifecta for you.

I'm not a guy, you freakin idiot. No,,your the loser, DrPlowShit, common, with a screen name like that..what r u trying to prove.?
Your the perve in this site, which clearly makes u the loser..I have to stop talking to these old bastards..you probably look like the crypt keeper,,better yet,,u probably do him....you wish, asshole.

Lemme try and rite this lyke u wuld. ur a dude,,,face it,,,a 49 yr old dude. u like uthur dudes n u r not a gr8 luking dude at that. I C U h8 b'n reveeled, dude,,, I M no pervier than any1 else hoo wants 2 fuck a pregnant chick. u'r funny when u'r mad.

That hurt my brain.

Kelli...with an I.....I see a bear trap in your future.

kelLIE is crying into her Hello Kitty pillow as we speak, lamenting her lack of wit, punctuation, waistline, and female genetalia.

complete with double commas. are you sure you're not DR. Kelli with an I?

I don't think he's a Dr, no I really don't.

#50 - yes, the story about the 52 year old Dad & the chocowinkie are completely made up by the buttmunch troll that has been hopped up on my grill for the last week.
He's projecting his reality onto other people as fantasy. Sucks to be him.

Is this he/she realated to Taylor Dayne?

Man, this is the shit i love. Kelli with an i and also krazihott with a k and 2 tt's.
You smell of Sheepshead Bay, Brooklyn and/or Staten Island. Let me guess: you also drive a white Honda Civic, have super long nails with bright pink designs on them & you talk like Marisa Tomesei's character from My Cousin Vinny, right?

Has to do my homework, bitches. Now that I'm back,,u freaks ffff'''nnnnnnnn kill me! I am a girl assholes, and a virgin I might add....just like certain girls, and I didn't want to do the pregnant bitch either, maybe after the baby, not now, that's f'n gross. I'm so done talkin to Plowshit,,oh yea, not from up North,,,Live in Florida, assholes.

#112---u so want to do Marisa Tomesei...that's funny, but I am not a New York or Jersey bitch..they talk like f'n idiots..makes me laugh....so funny...

another teacher in Titusville,Fl arrested for having sex with a student..middle school bitch got some nerve,,,she loving that young cock,,,what a ho........rrible teacher...

Nope. Still looks like a guy.

@113 -- I have a homework assignment for you: an in depth analysis of what makes a middle aged man pretend to be a hot 18 year old chick online. Discussions should include feelings related to lack of self worth and gender confusion, as well as a propensity to over eat and lie shamelessly. No plagiarizing either, this will be graded.

I think we all see what happens when the boil that is PerezHilton.com ruptures.

#114 - and with the way you speak you make George Bush look like a fucking Rhodes Scholar uber-intellectual.

biatcho---I'm now guessing that u definately r a new york or jersey idoit..must of step on your freakin toes..bitch...u do talk like idiots,,i watched Sopraneos and their language is a freakin laughing joke...lmao

Ok, I'll sink down to your level for a moment here... freakin laughin omg wht r u freakin talkin 'bout freakin freak freak r

wow, that was painful.

@120 -- Biatcho can spell dictionary, I'm quite sure of it. You, my pretend hot 18 year old who's really a 49 year old dude, are still holding onto your virgination as you blow the football team in the locker room. Just sad.

they wished....don't want their freakin germs that why I hang onto it...this is Florida , everyone's here from another state,,don't know what your getting.

kelli - you never answered my question: do you drive a white honda civic, have long, hot pink, fake fingernails & fake tan?
Judging by how you speak I would say that's a resounding YEAH.

Hell no.. live in Florida all my life so what is a fake tan? You r describing Jersey bitches ,not me.