Apr 26 2007Eve arrested for DUI

omg FRIST!!!

Who's that girlllllllllll?
oh yeah, she's the one fucked up a MASERATI!
People this dumb should be barred from buying such fine automobiles.

Whoa, I started freaking out when I read this.

I was so worried about Eve, and whether Eve was injured in the crash, and what was going to become of Eve and whether Eve was going to be released from jail.

And then I realized that I didnt have to worry anymore.

Because I have no clue who Eve is.

Is she Britney's wig consultant?

This reminds me of Chinese food and Chocolate Pudding.

Way to Go Eve!

I saw Eve and Sean at Hyde the other night. They looked quite chummy.

Eve likes her some vanilla?

Street Cred... it's what's for breakfast.

And HER gold Maserati? Riiiiiiiight...

I see Eve and all I can think of is...

"Corn chip Nail Tip" !!!

With RAP music no longer selling like it once did I think we will start seeing more and more of this. These once popular rappers will be engaging in all sorts of illegal things... and with out CD money to pay for lawyers they will all be spending time in the slammer.

Just an aside...

What is this nipple-less "Holly Madison" thing to the right of my screen?

It is going to get me fired.

#3- HA! Britneys wig consultant"

Ill never understand these celebs driving drunk. They piss my salary on clothes alone and wont get a cab to take their drunk ass home. Or better yet, dont they have "people" for that?

oh my goodness, the superficial is hilarious again. Red Bull and Lucky Charms, teehee. Sounds delish.

Sean was confused, he thought the blotter said Neve, as in Campbell.

How do you total part of a car? If you total a car that means the repair costs more than the market value.

Is that her natural hair color ?

Eve is actually KIND OF attractive.

L'il Kim, on the udder hand...

Why can't these idiots take a limo? Its really really really fun to be drunk in a limo, but I hear getting a DUI is not all that fun.

isn't sean penn still married?

yeah , he's into the swirl !

They were a lot more productive out in the fields.

They is sum nice veneers she gots there. I really dont care though, about her, Eve WHO? Sean Penn? Yeah so? hes married right, how dare he cheat on his wife? bastard.

Hahaha @#3 Me too either!!!

Oh, and I'm FRIST!!!

So in order to wear a wig like that, does she have to shave her head? Seriously.

She'll get the same lawyer that Paris & Nicole got, & this ordeal will slowly disappear, sad to say.

Better her than me, though.

My troll returns.

#10: I hope and pray that you are correct.

Rope --> Tree Limb --> Problem Fixed.

Monkeys can't drive cars..

Another fine vehicle ruined by an "urban" type. Although it was probably "pimped" which means it was already fucked-up beyond all hope.

How does one total just the front of their car???

Thug life, bitches.

19- Yeah, Sean is still married to the Princess Bride

To see how she was doing?? It's not like she was in the emergency room. What a fuck..

What a stupid bitch. She has enough money to buy a maserati, but lacks the sense to have a designated driver in her entourage.

I don't understand why celebrities drink to the point where we could reasonably assume there will be some vomiting, and then go climb into their cars that cost more than the house I live in. Do they want to puke on their custom upholstery? Even if they don't crash, there's still fucking vomit stains all over your nice-ass car.

#21 & 27 - that would be
Troll --> Rope --> Tree Limb --> Problem Fixed.
You forgot the first step ass clown.

whoops, I meant:

10 year old boy --> me --> HARDON!!!

NO WAY ! I thought I had the only gold Masterati :(:(:(:(

Uhhhh...

Am I *meant* to give a tinker's dam?

Nasty,,fake teeth , fake cheeks, fake tan, and of course fake hair...Hate to see what's under all that fake shit...

She keeps driving drunk and she's gonna have to hit up Xzibit to pimp her wheelchair.

Love the "Corn chip Nail Tip" !

Geeez... poor Eve could only muster 41 comments. Further proof that rap sales are in continued decline. That and wannabe high school students who think it's cool to act Black, while crossing the street whenever some Erkel looking motherfucker approaches. How that the Maserati's gone, where will she live? Back to showing unemployed drunk guys even massive A cups I suppose.

You are SOOO right Krazi Kelli. Eve is so fake. Why can't she get out in the sun and turn brown the natural way like everyone else? I wish I'd thought to say that first. You're so smart. And omg Eve is such a fake loser!!!

Who is this dumb stupid cunt with the wig and why is she all over the news? No one here seems to know who she is or what she does yet, she's all over the place.

EAT SHIT AND DON'T PATRONIZE ME, BITCH...

LMFAO, some of you idiots need some serious help..I can totally see you guys flipping burgers at the local McDonalds as your profession.
First of all FRIST..I don't know if you purposely spell FIRST wrong, but either way it's really dumb. Who gets excited for posting first on a dumbass blog like this? No life much? Get employed idiot.

DirtChicken could you sound any more stupid by asking, "Is that her real hair color?" If you knew anything about anything then you'd know that it's obviously a wig/weave of some kind. Seek education fool.

Wedgeone, "They were alot more productive in the fields", what kind of airheaded comment is that? I know that your probably some illiterate trailer-trash barefooted bluegrass dingy-toothed prick who sleeps with your cousins in the boondocks while your mom whore's herself out just to feed her kids, but you don't have to portray all that stupidity on the internet. It's the 21st century and whether or not you like it, slavery doesn't exist like it used to. Problem? Deal with it.

BarbadoSlim, "urban" people aren't the only ones that crash expensive cars. You need a reality check and a clue, and possibly a downgrade on your racism. I bet if Paris Hilton crashed a gold masserati you'd be like, "Oh poor Paris", grow up bitch.

Krazyhotkelli, you do know you're a total dumbass don't you? I hope I'm not the first one to tell you that. Eve is an African-American, which as you clearly don't know, means that 9 times out of 10 her skin will be darker than other races. I say 9 times out of 10 because not every African-American is dark-skinned. So for you to say that she has a fake-tan is hilarious beyond belief. I know that you sit under a tanning-bed all day every day, so I sense some jealousy in the fact that she's darker than you? HAHAHAHAHA...seriously go buy a clue girl. You deserved to be patronized with that wack ass comment.

And finally..to this dumbass site itself: how can you say that all comments will be moderated when 100% of them are either obnoxious or racist? You need to make up your mind, you're clearly not a credible blog so just say that all comments are acceptable and stop trying to play up the dignity because you clearly have none superficial.com.

I hope you all enjoyed this dose of reality.

Yea, like anyone knows who EVE is!! She is no one. In the whole 18 yrs. of my life , I have never been in a tanning bed..my tramoline is my tanning bed...In 90-100 degrees, 45 minutes is burning time..so in Florida, why would anyone need a tanning bed when I can get a freakin tan in 45min.? asshole! Leave the people on the site alone, however u did forget to mentioned one perve,,DrPlowShit,,which makes me wonder,,r u PlowShit? probably!! After all, he is the biggest asshole,,how could u leave him out?!! P.S. GO EAT YOURSELF,,,NEW ENGLISH SLANG....TAGOT YOURSELF..FIGURE IT OUT,BITCH!

#46 my bad....correction(trampoline)

awww hope shes ok!