Apr 2 2007Courtney Love has stomach problems

FIRST!

She is kneading her stomach because it hurts from being hit repeatedly by a shovel.

Wow, this is one gross chick.
Milk would not even do this body good.
How many kids does she have? 12? 14?
It must suck to be this ugly and have everyone want to photo you and prove it. I think old boy shot killed himself so he wouldn't have to face this every morning.

All the kings money and all the kings men,
couldn't put Courtney together again.

She's 46. She's not exactly meant to look like Jessica Alba in a bikini. I think it'd be unsettling if she did.

Huh… a life of drugs and trashing yourself out will ravage your body.
Who would of thunk it?

According to the fourth pic from the top,she's the proud owner of a body with 2 navels.

Why does she look so dirty? She's covered in shit smears.

Why does she look so dirty? She's covered in shit smears.

For God's sake, the woman recently dropped 44lbs from her body! Of course she has some saggy skin, it's not easy for a belly to lose that much weight and retain its elasticity. She'll either have to have some cosmetic surgery to remove the excess skin, or hit the gym and tone up the abs.

She looks freaking amazing, ESPECIALLY after putting in the hard work to lose the weight.

She's over 40. This is what happens to a woman's stomach when she reaches that age. It's not pretty, but it's what happens. Plastic surgery has nothing to do with it.

Yes, this will happen to YOU one day!

On the 2nd pic from the bottom looks like Bruce Willis strangled her belly-button the night before.

I know everyone says "it's inevitable after 40/having a baby/losing weight" and we're all supposed to take some spiteful pleasure out that...

But can't we just pretend it isn't inevitable? Why are we never offered hope that if enough money is thrown at a problem then saggy stomachs need not be?

Damn it!

Comparing to this belly-button i think indeed Tara's belly-button ain't that bad.

stomach problems are the least of courtney love's problems.

Shes not kneading her stomach, she is squeezing it back and forth, pretending that it is talking to her. Good to know she is still nuts, even without the extra weight. Oh yeah, and she has a mouth like a carp!!!

I think the parrot is wondering when it grew a crack whore out of its ass.

to hell with her stomach - that ass pic will haunt me forever! why did I scroll down...

it's completely appropriate that there's an anchor on that bikini bottom, 'cause that butt is sinking fast...

To Lowlands. True nuff but my guess is that if you saw both Bruce and Courtney naked together, she'd still be the hot one. At least she's entertaining sometimes. Not sure why she's so dirty though. I'd say because she's on the beach except that with the exception of Lindsey Lohan most bikini wearing celebrities are, and they usually manage to not look quite so uummm dingy. I still wish that rumor about her replacing Paula on American Idol were true. Now THAT would be entertaining!

Considering that she should be dead, I think she looks pretty good. The chick has staying power, much like Keith Richards.

i am waiting for the alien to pop out.

Extra skin is in.

holy fuck-a-doodle-doo! man, this chick is uglier than a mud fence...

At least she has enough skin to cover a lamp-shade.Could be handy when you need one.

Looks like Cobain's melon sucking on that shotgun. And she should know, 'cause she made it happen.

ehh gravity

#16: you mean like when Jim Carrey "talks out of his ass?" - is she now "talking out of her navels?" - since she has two navels, can they talk to each other?? I am awaiting update....

"She looks freaking amazing, ESPECIALLY after putting in the hard work to lose the weight."

Are you crazy? Is that your problem?

Take it outside
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DO NOT WANT.

this seriously eeps *my* stomach out.

#27, I believe she has learned from some of the greats. Jim Carrey, Homer Simpson (making his stomach talk AND eat pizza!) And lets not forget Patrick Star, although that was his "Pats back" he made talk!! Still, I see Courtney watched all of these closely. Way to work on those acting skills carp!

A tummy tuck would take care of that mess, but I suspect that in her drug addled brain, she thinks she's looking smokin' hot.

"she thinks she's looking smokin' hot"

Yup, and therein lies the problem, she actually believes she's "rockin'" that bikini. Someone needs to walk up to her and say, "okay, you need to stop"

We must
We must
We must play with our mush

@10, angelesque: You make me want to take you outside to hit YOU in the stomach with a shovel!

Am I the only one who thinks she had some kind of facelift? The skin around her mouth looks really tight, I didn't even recognize her when I first saw these photos. I'm sure it must be hard for her to be her age, have damaged her body so much, and still have photographers following her around.

Okay, ya she's ugly and her stomach is not looking too schnazzy but look at her fingernails........GROSS. They're all chewed and dirty looking. Talk about skank-a-licious.

"She's over 40. This is what happens to a woman's stomach when she reaches that age."

Oh stop making excuses for her. I have two words for you: Brooke Burke. 35 years old, a mom, and absolutely gorgeous.

I hate it when women fart out one kid and then act like that's their lifelong excuse to be flabby. Stop whining and making excuses and GO TO THE GYM.

Fuck all of you. She looks damn near perfect.

For her age.

I mean, seriously? If you are a man and you are not attracted to this woman, you must be gay. Her skin is flawless and her figure is even better than CarMAN Electrified's.

And Barbado, you must be either gay or blind because Courtney is fucking HOT!!!!

I'd break in her hole so bad she'd be sore til' Sunday!!!!!

You know it's going to be a good day when you look at a picture, and you can't tell if it's Jenna Jameson's vagina, Courtney Love's stomach, or my face!

according to IMDb.com she's 43 not 46. but whatever... so just just needs to either 1. exercise.. or 2. get a tummy tuck

she does look better than this though:
http://m90.org/gallery/paparazzi/courtney_love_yikes.jpg

It's the revenge of Kurt Cobain. He's eating her soul from the inside out.

@41.

Good one. I'd like to eat her out though, Kurt wouldn't stand up to my technique.

Let's put it this way @38, if I had to choose between her and being gay , I'd start buying Liza Minelli records without a second thought.

ew.

neo maxie blah blah blah:

you are one sick puppy. she's gross.

She looks like Tara Reids' mother.

Ew,Seeing these pics make me want to download 'candle in the wind' somehow.

While I think Courtney Love is a dirty crackhead whore, and her stomach is pretty unsightly, she doesn't look all that bad for a chick in her forties. I still don't want to look at her, but shit - most chicks her age don't look so hot, either.

Cool...vampire at the beach - don't see that everyday.

@48.

Agreed....

What does your mother look like?

Her body is stinkingly similar to my 85 year old grandfather's.

What is she on vacation from?
Shooting heroin?
It's a hard life.....

Her stomach looks like Tara Reids? Did they go to the same plastic surgeon?

I have been trying to figure out what is on vaction from too. I am drawing a blank. I did not know crack whores needed them

"I hate it when women fart out one kid and then act like that's their lifelong excuse to be flabby. Stop whining and making excuses and GO TO THE GYM."

It's not an excuse - it's a fact. When a woman hits 40 or 50, she can spend half her life in the gym doing abdominal crunches, and the skin on her stomach will STILL look wrinkly and weird. It makes no difference whether or not she's had children. You're probably about 18 so you have NO IDEA what's waiting for you. Heh heh heh.

Tara Reid, now - THAT's not natural.

Blegh! That's gross! I hope my tummy never looks anything like that!
In other news... check Out that parrot! It's freaking awesome! I want one!

That is NOT something that just happens to women over 40. Demi Moore, anyone? This is what happens to people who lose a lot of weight, abuse their body, or who are just prone to certain body issues. It has absolutely nothing to do with age.

That being said, her stomach makes me love mine sooo much.

#43, 48 Every post I've made since I said "I'm out" yesterday has been a troll - an every post you read from now on will be, too. It's not like I'm deeply attached to this name, asswipe, so have fun with it - maybe you'll get better - you suck ass so far. And you're what makes this site suckier every day.

Forget her saggy stomach, check out her face!!! It's so gross and weird. Not normal. I'd stare at her saggy ass stomach for years if she had only just left her poor face alone.

That's odd.
It doesn't look weird at all in these:

http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2004580002-2007140550,00.html

hmm... Courtney, my love, why didn't you just lose the weight the old fashioned way?
Oh well... you are forgiven.

Courtney. One word. One-piece!

She's got the ass of an 80 year old.

In pic 8 she looks like she's rolling dough.

She needs to gain some weight.

neo_maxie, don't fret over barbadoslim, for he is one of those ever persistent ever obnoxious "courtney-killed-kurt" people who are not going anywhere. It is best to go "sure sure" and keep walking.
It's like my boyfriend says, "even if courtney did kurt, then she did the world a favor."

Anyway, Clove is looking good except for some stomach weirdness. People will pick at anything.

neo_maxie, don't fret over barbadoslim, for he is one of those ever persistent ever obnoxious "courtney-killed-kurt" people who are not going anywhere. It is best to go "sure sure" and keep walking.
It's like my boyfriend says, "even if courtney did kill kurt, then she did the world a favor."

Anyway, Clove is looking good except for some stomach weirdness. People will pick at anything.

BTW-

In that third pick, my hand should be there instead of that anchor.

That is some sweet ass.

Ok, NOW "I'm Out".

#64 Oh, dumbYELL, you always go too far. Only you dribble out the spacing in your little posts like that in order to make them seem more important than they are. And the quotation marks - pure you! I'm surprised you didn't end this one with the classic "THEE END".

$62 Rachelraquel, thanks, but you're talking to danielle the troll. And she's somewhat confused as she doesn't know my gender - she's been flipflopping on that all weekend. It's kinda funny - you can actually see the wheels going round in her pinhead with each tedious little post.

just when I was going to make an appointment for lipo on my entire mid section! SHIT now what?

Yeah she looks really good, and for dropping so much weight I'm not suprised her stomach looks like that with the extra skin and such, but that 4th picture from the top is just fucking scary. I imagine an alien's body would look like that. AH IT'S SCARY!!!

It's always fun to poke fun at those of us who know the truth is out there. But guess what, it's funny right up to the moment when her next boyfriend gets to french kiss a double barrel.

I bet you think the "moon landing" was real too.

When did she turn into an albino?
I take it back...maybe she DOES need a vacation. At least to put some color on her skin. She looks like death.

She turned albino right afeter I did.

A tragic experience indeed.

What is "afeter".

Try again troll. I know it's you Barbado.

Fuck off.

actually, this doesnt happen to every women after a certain age. my mom hasnt ever been fat, but she had some extra weight. so she went on a diet, started working out, and even at the age of 44 she looks amazing now.

thank god she's my mom and i've got her genes. hahahaha. :P

Dude I'm just gonna answer with a simple no. Not my style.

Show off that tan and amazing body for that incredible comeback you're gonna make, Courtney.....crystal meth is a powerful drug

Looks like a scene from the blob.

#73 No kidding - it's not mine, either. Anything derogatory the troll addresses to you, just ignore it, it ain't from me.

Was she the double for Jerry's girlfriend in the 'Man Hands' episode of Seinfeld? Gross...

Also,

Anytime "I" address anyone, please ignore me.

My troll is doing a better job at commenting than I am.

Act like I don't exist.

Including the "new neo".

Seriously, fuck off troll.

This is official notice of my intent to sue the owners of this site for eye damage and malicious intent.

I have tears, I was laughin so hard at this thread. Holy shit, the anchor comment was awesome!

I almost feel bad for Courtney. Her face looks extremely painful. Oh well, I guess that's what you get for messing with your face. She could have spent way less money getting her nasty fingernails & toes fixed and that would have been a major improvement. I will never understand chicks that can spend thousands of dollars on surgery but can't give quality attention to their hands & feet. She probably gnaws on her toenails like Slitney.

I'm not sure why she spent all that money on "improvements" when she could have taken a bath for free. No matter where her hands have been, that shit would eventually soak out from under her fingernails and around the cuticles.

GEZZUS CHRIST I have tea-bagged heroin addicts some woman/some men with better bodies!

Shut up I am out of work, and have to make a living some how!

She's lucky to be alive. With all the drugs she's done over the years, it's a miracle she can walk and speak at all...

The saddest part is if old Courtney hadn't become the world biggest sellout she would be an aging, highly revered punk goddess and she would be expected to look this shitty, and no one would care.

That will teach ya to look for credit in the straight world 'Court

Look at it on the first pic! It looks like it's alive!!

#85 well said and very true

This is common when someone loses a lot of weight without actually lowering their body fat content at the same time.

That stomach says one thing: I lost weight too fast, in a very unhealthy way.

Now remember kids - Don't do Drugs!

Her face is somewhat improved though.

goddammmmmm,, my gramma's got tighter abs than that.. The must have got all drug melted...

The scarey part is that Cortney's abs are probably the tightest part of her body.LOL LOL LOL LOL.

Come on Cortney put the brown paper bag back on...Pllllleaaazzzzzzze

I am no fan of Courtney Love...However, she did have a baby some years ago. Pregnancy stretches out the skin. Duh. Without serious plastic surgery, it doesn't go back. I woud hate to see some of you whales in a bikini after a kid or two at 47.You will wish you looked that good.

well i can say one thing for courtney. she's a fast reader. she was just starting that book in some pics posted like 2 days ago.
And yeah for #91. I pretty much hope I still look that good at 46.

There was just a post about her losing weight, and that's what your stomach looks like after losing weight. That's what tummy tucks are for! I actually think massaging the skin might help it tighten up, so at least she's not just doing that to pass the time or to look crazy for the cameras...

This Courtney Love imposter is either a) Cameron Diaz, or b) some Vegas celebrity stand-in that the real Mrs. Cobain has hired so that the real Courtney can continue her downward spiral uninterrupted by those pesky paparazzi. No way the real CL would look this good. And that ain't sayin' much.

Serves this tramp right for killing a music legend such as Kurt Cobain.

She had the baby when she was 28. All the destruction seen here occurred long after that.

ok. I gotta say it. Being 40 or 46 or however old she is is no excuse to look like that. The saggy bum scared the shit outta me.

I know someone who is 47 and she looks amazing. No plastic surgery, nothing.
She can take it up with Jessica Alba any day. Scouts honor. Just proves you don't have to be filthy rich to look good. Believe it - its true.

Is it me or does she look really filthy?

oh Court. You keep doing your thing, girl.
I for one can't wait for her new album and I pray that it is better than her last.

eeww gawd

Rachelraquel-srsly,you're an idiot and so is your boyfriend :].
Anyway,she looks good. She just needs to get better taste in books.

Yeah, I'd eat her out too if I had half a chance. Considering the amount of dangerous drugs she has consumed in her time, I'd say she looks pretty good. Usually, they look way worse than she ever had after years of drug abuse. I'm personally glad she's trying to get herself clean. Now, if we could just get her to freaking eat some food instead of wasting away into a skeleton. *shudder* Eat some food, Courtney!!!!

Courtney looks great,and your all jealous.She's a rock star and your not. She's famous and your not. She's rich and your not. She can travel the world,over and over and over again,and you can't.So keep on trying to hurt her with all your evil words they make her even more stronger against people like you.Courtney Love will always rock .