Apr 13 2007Courtney Love denies getting surgery

Enough of this bitch already!

Disgusting.

Christ. It sounds like she was typing on Ambien.

It's called spell check Courtney. And using punctuation.

Drugs are bad, mmkay?

3=======D

Cocaine is a hell of a drug.

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Oh PLEASE, she is a reformed Cokehead, they ALL gain weight after they come off of any kid of speed-like drug. She is either back on drugs or had the sugery. The fact that her stomache is so small you can see ripples in it would seem to indicate a really fast weight loss or Lipo Scaring.

I can overlook a typo or two, but when we're talking about words like "muyinspirationf" I just have to wonder.

Courtney writes like she looks,

ALL FUCKED UP!!!

Why is she still famous? I don't remember her doing anything worth a damn in a long time.

Hey YOU! yeah you! Don't tell anyone but ....ah just between you and me:

SHE KILLED HER BOYFRIEND, yup.

#11- BarbadoS, where the fuck is Abby today?

i didn't know she could type in swahili

@12 Must be in a cave ...somewhere...

It looks like her ass is trying to run away from her body.

ohly ufcking lisdexia abtman...

What does a hot babe like that need surgery for? She is perfect. I want to marry her and take her home to meet mom. Then I want to have 7 or 8 kids with her. I want to keep her barefoot and pregnant

sptud si as stupid deos

Courtney... One word...
Treadmill...

I always wondered if Cobain was murdered, but after this display (and Courtney's rocking hot body) I'm sure the prick shot himself.

Let's face it, Courtney Love is not the kind of person who spends all day on a computer.

Of cource her typeing skills are going to be crap. You would think someone would spell check it for her before posting it.

#17, Just gotta wait your turn...

Coutney put the pipe down when yer typing...

Shit, maybe I should too... couRtney, duh...

Wait, I got it, she has one of those programs on her computer that types what you say in the microphone....and she was FUCKED UP

Since when is the fact that a something is illegal been any sort of consideration for this stacked actor?

Courtney's crazier that a shithouse rat, but she's still one of the most entertaining bitches around. I have to admit, I get a kick out listening to her ramble. She needs a show.

As for killing Kurt, that's a bum rap. I'm not saying she didn't drive him to it. Hell, if I came out of a drug fueled haze for a few moments and I realized I'd married and procreated with Courney Love, I'd suck on the business end of a shotgun, too. But she didn't pull the trigger.

I didn't know she spoke ebonics!
Wow, impressive! I guess she used her time in rehab wisely, and learned a new language.

Maybe her daughter wrote it in a sad attempt to take up for her mother, but even my kids have better typing/spelling skills than this!

Someone should compile the "best" of these types of rants (Lindsay included) and use them in a PSA! I mean, kids should know what the REAL effects of drug use are, right?

#14- She lives in a cave. Maybe the aliens got her again?

Not the kind that cross the border illegally.

FRIST - What about you? Will you marry me and have my 7 or 8 kids?

Jimbo, what is sad about that is that you are the first person to propose to me EVER....and I'm 36!!!

But still...you just gotta wait your turn!

How funny, Lake of Fire is playing on my ipod....speaking of Kurt

bleh

Here's a tip - when there's a red squiggly line underneath the word, IT'S WRONG.

ME KORTNEY LOVE. ME SKINNY NOW BECAUZE ME STOP EATING SO MANY BABIES. HURR HURR. ME SLEEPY NOW. ME GO NAP IN GABARGE.

I get it now...no way did she actually mean to kill Kurt. She thought she was pointing the gun at her head while showing him how to set the saftey, but actually she was pointing it at his head and pulling the trigger. Various technical things can be confusing to her, such as typing on a keyboard, or stuff.

All I can say is I am so glad this bitch is a mother she can clearly take such amazing care of herself so certainly raising a child must be a bag of COKE for her....

Yeah, she can't type, but she can swim AND smoke.

See, famous people are better. Than me anyway.

She obviously had lipo and nasty lip injections. Anyone that would get so pissed that people noticed it, that they typed so frantically that they misspelled every single word, is a psycho.

Courntey Lvoe msut be taikgn the smae drugs as me! Adn if yuo ddnit undresantd that its 'cusae i'm toatlly high rihgt now. It's a shame someone as cool as me can't rite wurds corrictlee.

#11 she's too stupid. granted she's skanky enough, but (1) he was her real meal ticket and (2) she's just too stupid to have done it AND gotten away with it

Do you know what the real waste is? This woman once had talent. She was excellent in The People vs. Larry Flynt. Hole's first album was really good (even though a friend of mine said that Cobain had something to do with the songwriting, uncredited, which would explain why Hole's 2nd album, isn't as good). Now she's a coked up celebrity. What a waste.

What a skag whore. Cobain's in a better place and doesn't have to bear anymore days with that beast.

Ummm, if she had exercised her ass off, it wouldn't be so flappy...

She didn't actually kill him, but I doubt she was much help.

If she wasn't a useless crackhead, she would have take the gun away and chucked it in a river somewhere, or even sold it for fricking crack. Or even been aware that maybe Kurt wasn't feeling so happy and done something other than light up another pipe.

This was the widow who was so grief-stricken she printed his damned death certificate on T-shirts and sold them as a 'tribute'.

He may have been her meal ticket, but she was probably under the misapprehension that his death would further her crappy band.

its weird that she can manage to post things online, but can't figure out what spell check is for.

Everything considered, that is one bitchin' bikini she's got on there.

Those ass creases freak me the fuck OUT

and I was thinking she needs to take all that crap back to the Thrift Store - I wear a colored macaroni necklace sometimes but it's because my 10 year old made it for me on Mother's Day.

Writing, so easy a caveman could do it. Then there's Courtney..oh, yeah...she hasn't evolved yet herself. Typing while high on crack sure doesn't help, either. Apparently all those stints in rehab did nothing for her. Who cares if she lost weight,she's now (barely) operating on a negative amount of brain cells. Yikes.

Clearly she was typing with her nose as she attempted to salvage the cocaine that she spilled on the key board, when she got all excited to see people were still interested in her!!

QUESTION,What do bitches do when they know they're getting dumped? Answer: kill. You just don't pull out a shotgun and kill yourself.. those bitches are long and if it shot you, someone else was holding it(COURTNEY) Her last name show be DEATH, NOT LOVE.

I had to stop reading after the first line. How can you subject yourself to that shit??!!?? If she had exercised her ass off, why is she still smoking a cigarette?? I couldn't walk a mile when I was smoking...

her stomach doesn't look weird AGAIN.
looks weird one, doesn't look weird the next and so on in that fashion.

Whatever, I know a lot of retarded smokers who have no problem exercising. It seems impossible but my mom and exbf are the type of hypocrites who smoke all day and then go workout for like 3 hours. Weird, but some people can do it.

oh and #45, they were both on drugs. what do you expect?

I think I'm done here. Yeah, I am.

Oops. not done.
#42, check your facts babe.
"even though a friend of mine said that Cobain had something to do with the songwriting, uncredited, which would explain why Hole's 2nd album, isn't as good"
Hole made their first album in 1989 before Courtney ever met Kurt.
(And the lyrics are just as great as the other 2 albums.)
I've heard that Kurt helped her before too and I doubted it but I was sure when I read "dirty blonde" her diaries because she had a lot of lyrics from LTT written in the form of poems, again before meeting Kurt.

Preaching to the choir, SUPERFICIAL—*preaching* to the *choir*!

if girl had a bmi of 40...she wouldnt be 100 lbs. she'd be 100000000 lbs. if she knew anything and didn't lie about shit, she'd know that maybe her bmi is about 17. that's below 100 lbs and at her height and age, that's really unhealthy. i feel bad for her thought b/c no one likes her when she's got meat and no one likes her when she's skinny.

i think shes getting the "Demi" body style make-over,but on the installment plan

#57, while I agree that a BMI of 40 sounds like a lot, Courtney actually said you have to have a BMI of 40 and be 100 lbs overweight, not just be 100 lbs. So like, the woman getting the surgury would have to be like 250 lbs and have a 40 BMI. but that does sound like a lot. Maybe not 100000000 lbs though. lol.

Every knows Courtney killed the cute husband of hers, so who cares what this bitch looks like..NOTICE, this bitch hasn't had a boyfriend since, everyone's afraid she'll SHOOT them... Please don't bring up that stupid Demi , we got rid of her years ago, and no one wants to see that bitch again, she couldn't find a man her age, had to grab a baby. Good thing no one wanted him either......

One of my closest friends had gastic bypass performed
by the doctor who invented it-it's scary stuff!
Why can't we lose weight the old fashioned way
anymore!
Courtney belongs in an old Jaclyn Suzanne
novel-Beyond the Valley Girls and Dudes
Who Do It All and Poorly!

meth=wt.loss

Courtney Love is the most disgusting celebrity that has EVER lived.
She's got no talent,her crap movies & her solo album proved that.
She's famous for being famous.
I can't believe she fought "Nirvana" band members in court,won there hard earned money only to spend it on the ugly face.
What a Cunt!

I won't read it and you can't make me, F this whore.

She should follow the example set by her former husband Kurt and just do the dirty.

KABLOOEY!

No more Courtney.

jealousy ... its just an evil thing hahaha

ugly skanky whore and kurt cobain killer