Apr 25 2007Caprice Bourret still alive

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Remember Caprice Bourret? I think she used to be a pretty famous model sometime or another. Although I'm not sure if that was for her modeling or because she had her boobs insured for $100,000. Anyways, here's her at the Spider Man 3 UK Premiere After Party, for no reason other than the best way to start off a morning is with pictures of a woman you can't tell is either really hot or a dude. Or both. I'm so confused. *curls up into a ball and cries*

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1. jessiewessie - April 25, 2007 7:56 AM

FIRST!

2. InvaderZim - April 25, 2007 8:00 AM

Nice body/boobs... really bad nose.

3. teetee - April 25, 2007 8:05 AM

She needs some lotion on those knee caps.

4. tits_on_snack - April 25, 2007 8:07 AM

I don't know who this scaley-knee'd tranny is. Nice dress, Morticia.

5. Superfish - April 25, 2007 8:09 AM

wow! there's a celebrity i haven't done before...
but i wouldn't do her. nope! i'd piss on her though.

6. JaeMae - April 25, 2007 8:09 AM

Who wears a spider dress to the Spiderman premiere? Is is a costume party?

7. veggi - April 25, 2007 8:10 AM

Paris' long lost brother.

8. Superfish - April 25, 2007 8:10 AM

so...is she like...famous? i mean, if she was tragically murdered, would she be all over the news with her...um, career? whatever that is.

9. Superfish - April 25, 2007 8:11 AM

#7 that could just be Paris herself dressed up and FINALLY not looking like she could be a 13 year old guy

10. veggi - April 25, 2007 8:11 AM

why #8? What are you thinking about doing?

11. frenchie - April 25, 2007 8:14 AM

I wonder which hair is her real hair? I think she found the worlds longest platinum toupee.
That shredded ill-fitting frock makes her look like a two dollar whore. I guess you can't buy good taste and class. She needs to go home and start over.

12. Fifth Stooge - April 25, 2007 8:17 AM

Thank the lord someone that fake looking is still alive.

13. NicotineEyePatch - April 25, 2007 8:53 AM

Taking clothes OFF before beating them against rocks is always a good plan.

14. NCDave - April 25, 2007 8:54 AM

Her knees look like they lost a fight with 20-grit sandpaper.

15. bungoone - April 25, 2007 8:55 AM

who?

16. td - April 25, 2007 8:58 AM

Why do you need insurance for fake boobs? Can't you just buy some new ones?

17. lambman - April 25, 2007 8:58 AM

Who?

18. schack - April 25, 2007 8:58 AM

#12- wouldn't it be more like, "lord, have mercy! how is something this fake ALIVE?"

19. Juliabella - April 25, 2007 8:59 AM

She needs to put some kick ass moisturizing lotion on her knees man!!! Girl, KY is not all you need in life!!!

20. Debutantejaim - April 25, 2007 8:59 AM

If you ask me I think it's a movable wax figure of what paris will look like in five years.

21. kamihi - April 25, 2007 9:00 AM

Caprice is actually a successful businesswoman here in Britain, but you lot are welcome to take her back anytime (shes American) She has had so much plastic surgery and really for it all she doesn't look that great, especially her face.

22. p911gt10c - April 25, 2007 9:13 AM

#21 Agreed. She looked much better when she posed for Playboy.

23. rrd - April 25, 2007 9:20 AM

I don't think those boobs are fake. She has too much crap on her face, though, and way to bushy on the fake eyelashes. Hence, the tranny look

24. Fifth Stooge - April 25, 2007 9:24 AM

#14- Or a berber carpet?

http://www.becklerscarpet.com/carpet/berber_carpet.php

25. Jimbo ∞ - April 25, 2007 9:28 AM

I don't care if her boobs are fake, if she has knoby knees, or has had a butt load of plastic surgery, this is much better than seeing a picture of that tranny Fergie, Courtney Love and her 70 era bush sticking out of the sides of her bikini or Britney Spears wearing the Big Lots wig and some stupid hat she snagged off the homeless lady

26. OxfordAngel - April 25, 2007 9:29 AM

Amazing what a bit of make up and a c cup pair of tits can do for ones ego...

for the record this is a picture of her looking like a normal human, taken at christ churt college, oxford uni (apparently she doesnt know what tables are for)

http://img138.imageshack.us/img138/8996/n36808007311116745732aj3.jpg

27. FRIST!!! - April 25, 2007 9:30 AM

Awwww....she's the one Balki kept dry humping on Surreal Life

She's actually a very sweet person, although if it weren't for that show I would never have known who the hell she was.

28. OxfordAngel - April 25, 2007 9:31 AM

http://img138.imageshack.us/img138/8996/n36808007311116745732aj3.jpg

29. jeeb - April 25, 2007 9:31 AM

Her knees look like this because I was fucking her on all four all night long baby!

30. OxfordAngel - April 25, 2007 9:32 AM

http://img138.imageshack.us/img138/

8996/n36808007311116745732aj3.jpg

sorry the thing kept breaking the link

31. PunjabPete - April 25, 2007 9:32 AM

PHL - Paris Hilton Light.....

32. RichPort - April 25, 2007 9:41 AM

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA... love the blowjob knees.

33. p0nk - April 25, 2007 9:45 AM

too bad she only insured her boobs. The rest of her looks like she was hit by a greyhound bus in a tornado. She could have cashed in big time.

34. whodatiz - April 25, 2007 9:58 AM

she looks as crumby as my ass after a bout of explosive diarrhea

35. Jack Zodiac - April 25, 2007 10:10 AM

Eh, I've fucked uglier women. If you pretend her body begins at her vagina and ends at her neck, you're set!

36. LadyJane - April 25, 2007 10:31 AM

I often wear big ugly man watches when I done up like a two-bit hooker.

37. jrzmommy♠ - April 25, 2007 10:40 AM

No idea who she is.

38. ivve - April 25, 2007 10:45 AM

Who?

39. chaunceygardner - April 25, 2007 11:09 AM

Man, she's got a serious case of witchface going on.

40. KoRneY - April 25, 2007 11:10 AM

She looks kind of like a pornstar with clothes on.

41. oshkoshb-goshdammgosh - April 25, 2007 11:22 AM

That's it! I'm changing my name to Nissan LeBouche.

42. jrzmommy♠ - April 25, 2007 11:23 AM

I'm changing mine to Boom Boom Del Vecchio

43. queeniemab - April 25, 2007 11:27 AM

i like that spider web dress!!! oooo I WANT IT

44. Lowlands - April 25, 2007 11:44 AM

I don't know Caprice Bourret but her eyes looks a bit familiar to me.Does she have a younger sister?

45. MrSemprini - April 25, 2007 11:48 AM

Fashion tip #148

Pushing-Forty should never dress like Early-Twenties.

46. gammanormids - April 25, 2007 12:18 PM

I stopped reading at "Remember Caprice Bourret?". The answer is no.

47. The Nature Boy - April 25, 2007 12:56 PM

Ah anyone check out the mitts on this dude? Those soup bones look like the jawbones of two unfortunate asses.

48. Truthseeker013 - April 25, 2007 1:07 PM

Uhhhh...

WHO?

49. p0nk - April 25, 2007 1:08 PM

her boobs might be insured, but her chin is registered as a lethal weapon in 37 states.

50. Truthseeker013 - April 25, 2007 1:10 PM

Uhhhh...

WHO?

51. iamsosmrt - April 25, 2007 1:34 PM

HOW MUCH DID SHE INSURE HER PENIS FOR?

52. iamsosmrt - April 25, 2007 1:38 PM

Oh silly Superfish, don't cry. She/he is both, it's called a Hermaphrodite, you can look but you shouldn't touch, unless you like meaty surprises.

53. Praz - April 25, 2007 2:47 PM

I remember her from the cover of Maxim (or was it Stuff?), she's some foreign model. She was hot back then, I guess time has been cruel to her (face).

54. iamsosmrt - April 25, 2007 3:17 PM

You can hsve her for lunch... as long as you like sausage.

55. iamsosmrt - April 25, 2007 3:18 PM

*have

56. Shanipie - April 25, 2007 3:28 PM

Nice Outfit?

57. durtyj - April 25, 2007 4:37 PM

she was on the surreal life, god i love those titties

58. no1justminda - April 25, 2007 4:38 PM

best looking tranny i've seen yet!

59. BritneysFUCKhat - April 25, 2007 7:39 PM

That ain't no chick!