Apr 18 2007Cameron Diaz forgets her bra

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Ah... nips.

She is Super Really AWESOME! Big Hearts for CD!

She left her brain with her bra.

Three scathing posts in a row.
Way to go out and get those ripe stories Superficial.

Britney's high, Paris is a slut, slow news day.

I like the puffy right nip more than the stiff left nip.
But that blotchy face, Eww!

She doesn't need a bra .... she could walk out her house wearing undies and she'd blend in.

I still have no idea what happened to the breasts she had in "The Mask" -- it has always haunted me to the depths of my soul that my 8th grade self was pausing that VHS cassette to pleasure himself to gorgeous breasts that weren't really there ... the horror ... the horror ...

It should read "Cameron forgets her bandaids" SHe has no tits to put a bra on. If you pushed both of her tits together, you sitll could not make one good one. When Cameron and Clista have a sleep over the swap bandaides. Is this as good as it gets today?

After everything I have seen from our celebrity friends (vaginas, sex tapes, etc), this ain't no thang.

So after checking out the pics in the good lighting (not the shadowy ones), I must say that this is the best that she's looked in quite a while!

I would add to #8 - did she get breast reduction surgery at some point, or was she wearing the "Paris Hilton Miracle Bra" in "The Mask"? Cuz' she was HAWT in that flick!

Actually number #8 she did have very large breasts in The Mask I just watched that movie the other day. The difference between then and now is she was also about 20 pounds heavier. She used to have very nice womanly curves now she is getting really scrawny. Look at her collar bones. I think the problem is the hollywood people don't get is when you have no fat on you it ages you alot faster. So these women who are in their early 30"s end up lookin glike they are in their forties and they don't know any better.

Just in case anybody forgot how hot this woman used to be before she started starving herself to death...

http://www.hardgeus.com/updateimages/cameron_hottie.jpg

Must agree with you #12 & 13 - that side profile photo shows her anorexic side. Strikingly similar to Calista Flockhart, yes?

she looks like she was hit with 2 small-caliber bullets. if only that were true. maybe there's an international student nearby - don't koreans prey on dogs?

meth is a cruel bitch.

Have you ever noticed hold 99% of the celeb pictures during the day have a cup of starbucks coffee somewhere in them ?

i like her, but wow she is SUPER skinny! she doesnt have a gram of fat on her...

How the fuck did that thing ever get famous? She looks like a goddamn Psychlo.

I'm outta here before stupid ass Wally trolls me with more inane and humorless banter.

She's hot. Anybody can see that. Well, maybe not the gay guys who visit celeb sites hoping to win a scratch-and-sniff card of John Travolta's butthole.

boring and old

Plus my dad says it's time to play heiny hide and seek, so I gotta grease up & go.

I figured it out. The hole in the Ozone??? Its directly over So. Cal. That would explain Diaz, Jenna, and all those other previously semi-attractive breast-carriers into leatherfaced-she men who are all competing in the "Women Who Look Like George Hamilton" contest.

all you need is a handful, yo

I'm hungry.

I think her perky little breasts look sexy

I bet she could suck a lot of dicks at once with that yapper.

I'd suck those tits dry and pound her relentlessly.

wurd 25. And I think CD is pretty....

She needs a sammich....mmmm sammich.

i woudln't consider her nicole richie thin. i think she works out alot & is in shape. there's a difference, however, some people do take it over the top with the workouts.

can i have candy bars for lunch?

Okay are yall freakin retarded?

Anyone can look as "hot" as Cameron Diaz with a good makeup artist...seriously. Her face is busted.

Yeah I thought she was pretty hot in "The Mask" days But honestly, anyone who is sexually attracted to her face...is a fag cuz she looks like a man.

There are tons of nude pictures of her from before she was really famous and she NEVER had big boobs. In the mask she was a little more youthful all over but her boobs were about the same size then she just had a Paris Hilton push up padded bra on. Again people trust your hands not your eyes.
Hollywood is the land of special effects.

My "So-What-ometer" just exploded.

33...why not? I'm having chips...

she is far too skinny, eat Cameron EAT damn you! She's too wrinkly to get away with being that thin.

These pictures are so fucking boring. I'd rather watch a homeless person dig through garbage cans than stare at Cameron Diaz in her lousy grey shirt and shapeless jeans, strolling down some random street.

At least when they're on the small side they stay perkier, at Cam's age Jessica Simpson's booboo's will get stuck in her zipper (a la There's Something About Mary) OUCH!

#37: I will give you a milky way for a chip.

So, I just started with a new personal trainer, and he said he'd have me looking like Cameron Diaz in no time. Is that a GOOD thing???

I burned my microwavable cheese manicotti *sniffle*

#42: is he planning on throwing acid on your face?

41...DEAL
43...I hate when that happens!!!
44..LMAO!!!

Whatever happened to the days (I think they were called, "the 1990s") when skinny, flat-chested chicks were green with envy for curvy, feminine chicks with huge cans? Can we keep boobs on a famous chick for more than like 6-8 months? Jesus. I don't ask for much ...

#44 Your my new best friend

She must go to Ray Liotta's dermatologist or something

Those eyes of hers always looked empty to me, like she was planning on eating my soul with some fava beans and a nice chianti....

Ugh,this hurt my eyes.

I just put on my really dark sunglasses to see these pics better.Otherwise my pupils won't open up.

jeeez slow news day huh? I'm boooooooooored

The day of the VT shooting, I tuned into Hannity, most callers start the conversation with , Sean, your a great American ! This one caller said Sean, your not only a great American, but the greatest American who has ever lived, thats when I drove off the road into a ditch. Very dangerous listening to right wing radio while driving.

I'm bored too. Let's all play that game where you find out your porno name.
Take the name of your first pet and the name of the first street you lived on.
I'm Fluffer McNair

#53: you could be stuck here with me and John Tesh.

#54: Misty Edgewood

...but...my stripper names were Ivy & Claudia.

LOL thats a good one...although I use the word "fluff" to describe passing wind.

Mine is alright.

I'm Chloe Jones

I need help deciding my new stripper name for when I lose the rest of the baby weight in a few more months.

I used to be Bunni

Fluffer McNair, Misty Edgewood & Chloe Jones. Sounds like 3 out of the "Fox Force Five."

58: well whats your real first name? that how i chose mine. i dont have an especially feminine name and was always a tomboy, so i wanted to sound girly.

Hey fishstick, which clubs did u work at?

Hm. Well you've come a long way, from stripping to washing machines...heehee

But that is a pretty good porno name, not at good as mine....

I worked in Nashville and NYC.
in Nashville: Deja Vu & Anthony's
in NYC: Flashdancers, Scores, New York Dolls

this job sucks, but i've been "off the pole" for over 2 years now. at this rate i better start losing weight so momma can make some monay!

No shit I wantwd to work at NY Dolls...I moved though.

I worked at Pure Gold, and Thee Doll House in NC

Actually my real name would be an awesome stripper name but I was always uncomfortable using it just in case it got around to my church group lol...totally serious tho

God, I type slow. Maybe I should be a stripper, not a secretary!!!

LOL! Thats awesome. No way, New York Dolls was/is a dirty whorehouse. I was one of maybe 3 girls there not giving BJ's in the VIP. Probably why I was drunk all the time. You didnt miss much.

Seriously once you dance its hard to have a real job...hahaha everytime i look in the want add and it says looking for someone responcible i get dissappointed.

Let me know if Shanipie and I need to show you some moves, Frist. Maybe Jimbo can watch?

Oh and I worked some lame place Teasers. I left Doll House for the same reason. Everyone ex[ected me to be a whore and when I wasn't I was like the "goody goody" or something so the girls harassed me

I know Shanipie. I look at my $400 paycheck at the end of the week and want to cry, remembering when $400 was a terrible night at the club for me!

LOL Def, we could put on a good show.

Frist I've seen ur pics you could pull of that cute "dark" look

and dance to music like Rob Zombie

Shani - cute baby :)

Cool you guys show me how. There's a Deja Vu 5 min from my house!!!

Awww thanks...he's the precious little guy who fucked up my body lol. 8 more lbs to go...now if only these fucking stretch marks would fade faster.

Plus it'll help me get out of credit card HELL!!!!!

BTW my AIM screen name is shanidream7 FYI

Oh, you are the one who did a friend request...I didn't know who you were!

There. I approved you.

I figured. Yeah my husband doesn't want me to dance anymore but I mean the money is too good not to if u still got the looks...lol even if u dont u can make bank if u try hard enough.

Plus u cant beat the attention if your have the same compliment addiction as i do

man i just turned 28 in december and im worried im too old now! the stretch marks can be hidden with fake tan or products like "dermablend" or "ben nye" makeup, as long as they are set with powder. I dont have kids but ive got stretch marks from growing when i was younger and those work well.

my aim is redharing23. i am so cool.

If you're too old at 28, how do you think I feel!!!
I still get carded for alcohol once in a while though...

Fuck, is it lunchtime yet?!?!?

do you have a think for fish? hehehe

Frist - you is cute. now we just need to get you a stripper name...

i heart getting carded.

What for lunch?

Fishstick you heart getting carded?

To get a good stripper name You use the name of your first pet and the name of the first street you lived on

I saw your pics, Fish, you are VERY cute. I'm not gay or anything, well sometimes...

Ok, I'm going to lunch. I'll be back

thats porn name. please refer to earlier conversation.

My porn name: Dinky Ballejo
My husbands: Fluffy Ford

This is another retarded thing to do when you're bored out of your mind with a stupid story about CD in a gray shirt....
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Go to google and put your name and then "looks like". make sure to use the quotes and find out what you look like.....

Any more proof needed that Justin Timberlake is light on his feet?

Veggi - I am so bored I did it. I look like Harrison Ford!!!

veggie looks like a brown, lopsided sphere speckled with whorls and crevices.

FUCK OFF! Now we have to get married.....

i think i did it wrong...:(
I'm a 'tard.

WIll You marry me Veggi:)))))

hahah the only people out there with my name are really jewish or totally black

You are not a tard Fish

Yeah right.

I would pond that deep & hard.

I did it for you fishstick...

Fish Stick Looks Like Christ The woman with the cheese sandwich.

It works better using your real name....

I would slam that doggy style.

LOL!

Oh Jimbo. Didn't you see what I look like? veggie looks like a brown, lopsided sphere speckled with whorls and crevices. Now, does that sound tempting, really?

Veggi, I think I did it wrong. This is what it says : Kari looks like she is playing dress-up in her mom's work clothes & accessories. Kari looks like a kid, & a fun, cool kid at that. ...

haha FRIST. You did it right. I see that one, but scroll down. There are much better ones...
Like this one.
Kari looks like a blow up doll
or
Kari looks like a very beautiful Russian girl (maybe a little bit exotic for Central Russia but not for Siberia) + she’s famous for movies
or
Kari looks like the picture in the Guinness Book of Records of the guy with the beard of bees

2. The Jesus Fish Stick

News of the Grilled Cheese Virgin Mary last week spurred Fred Whan of Ontario, Canada, to dig into his freezer for what some may believe to be a heavenly work of cod — a burned fish stick resembling Jesus.

Oh, wait it also says I look like a Bratz doll, that's true!!! I only wear giant platform boots and shoes!!!

It is not what your outside looks like but what is on the in side. Yes I still want to marry you and FRIST. That would be awsome. Veggi on on side and FRIST on the other WOOOO HOOO

frist: i thought you weren't a stripper?

Eh. Her body's nice and in shape but needs about ten pounds or so, to fill out the gaping crevices around her chest and shoulders.

Her hair's toast.

Her face. Her fucking scary-ass face has haunted me ever since that movie she did with Ewan McGreggor that I can't remember the name of.

She will be tonight!!!!

going to lunch. see ya'll.

Bring me back something good

Hey um, what's with the blonde hair on the background of the main page of this site, and on Perez fucking douchebag Hilton dot com?

I'm not, I just dress like one...

Wow. Looks like you guys had a regular 6th grade slumber party since the last time I checked ... not the first time I've missed out on an 6th grade slumber party ... not getting the nod for the one last Saturday was especially painful ...

You show me yours and I will show you mine. That is for FRIST not Bern

Dammit! is Cameron Diaz's painfully sharp nipples the only celebu-trash thats happened today!?!?

Haha Jimbo :)

Bern, you are not invited to my slumber parties. I am PMSing and I will kill you.

There must be an ass kissing convention in LA...when the celebs get out they'll al congratulate themselves on being masters of the universe

Good for her. I saw her at Starbucks on Santa Monica Blvd. the other day.

I don't know fish, but if they don't come up with something soo, I may as well WORK or something.
Maybe get some filing done...

She left it at my place when she was here last night. Cut her some slack!

FRIST There is a new Paul Abdule story. Time to move on. She looks like shit

ok thx!!!

Hey #46, curvy doesn't mean having "huge cans." It means having curves on your hips too, an hourglass figure. Nothing's wrong with Cameron's breasts...it's the rest of her that needs some meat.

Shes a muppet. You know how they swing completely open halfway through their heads when they talk. Well thats her!!

Cameron looks like shit..i think she had a freakin face lift and looks like someone put retna A on her face or she lit it on fire. Uglyyyyyyyyyyyy

I'd still pound her deep & hard relentelssly.

i feel as if her ridiculouly large bag is going to send that waif giant tumbling... she looks stupid. and ugly. justin is so hot, why was he ever with that nasty woowoo?

Please someone give #132 something fast to pound,,,

HELP..MOMMIE ALERT!!! I CAN'T FIND MY MOMMIE (BRITTNEY) AND MY DADDY SAID THAT ITS NOT HER THAT SHE LIVES IN HERE AND MY MOMMIE IS A JACKEL..HELP,,MOMMIE,,I AM CONFUSED.MOMMIE!!!

hideous face, gorgeous body. Especially for her age.

You know a 34-year-old woman is in trouble when the best thing anyone has to say here is she has a nice body "especially for her age." It's not news how flat-chested Cameron Diaz is. To be hired for "The Mask," Cammy had to agree to fill her bra with more than just the normal amount of prothetics. So it's no wonder that ever since, when Diaz appears as her tiny-titted self, observers are disappointed. Speaking of foundation, on screen Diaz is always slathered in make-up to give her ragged complexion that lacquered glow.

Well, I think she looks pretty cute there.

ok....If all of u would watch the making of part of the dvds u buy u would have seen cameron say that in ''the mask''...she wore pads and a push up....in the dance sceen in the club when they first dance....when he bends her over in the dance they pull in for a close up and you can see one of the pads in her dress....they were small then...just more perky.....I think there awsome especially in the movie right after the montage when she plays witr themm...goregous