Apr 13 2007Brooke Hogan is ashamed of her stomach

She's got a chin like a snow plow in that last one.

"Ohhh, let me go out in my sports bra no one will notice me..." fast forward to photogs and her with this shot...
Dear God, can't something of value come out today...

She's not that bad.

She's sooooooooo the next paris.

she's what, 20? people, tanning will destroy your skin!

Has she seen the stomachs of Courtney Love and Tara Reid yet?

GOOD GOD, she actually looks better without her makeup, as in younger than 40 and not so much like a tranny. Seriously, I'm relieved to see her looking like a human...now if the Hogans would just get her on that Intervention show for her tanning addiction...

What was she doing on Lincoln Road, looking for a shiny penny?

holly madison is THE barbie doll woman.

maybe she just stands funny

too bad she cant suck in her face and fix that

Wait just a gosh durn minute. If she's the hulks daughter, shouldn't she be green?

As weird as this is, I think this is actually the best I've ever seen her look.

She's actually my age, just a few months older. I'll be 19 in december. She looks fucking five years older than me though. Maybe it's just me because someone once asked me if I was 15.

She looks like she feels odd.
Plus, she's 18, not 20

Brooke isn't constrained by her looks like so many of her vapid musical contemporaries like JoJo or Hillary Duff. She really has a lot to say about important subjects that need to be preserved for future generations. Hendrix, Joplin, Lennon, Morrison...all base novices compared to the nightingale and artistic luminary that is Brooke Hogan. I only hope that she die young as this will surely cement her place in the annals of human history. God Speed on your parole Mark David Chapman.

The Hulkster is gonna kick everyone's ass for insulting his little princess.

#5 thinks she's 20, #7 thinks she looks 40, #15 thinks she's 18 and #14 is 18 but looks 15. That's exciting.

she should be more ashamed of her face

I am not going to say anything mean about this girl because she could kick my ass but in that case to save myself I would just kick her in the balls.

I trust she just came from a workout, a sports bra is not really going out wear even in Miami I presume.

Also... is her cell phone even open in the last picture? If you're going to stage a shot to "look busy and important" open the phone.

Ashlee Simpson???

I've already nailed her.

She's a good lay.

Don't even pretend that you wouldn't give her the time of day! She'd make you cry.

she does the sucking in so bad, I think she should practise because she will have to do that more often in the future

FRIST - How long before it is my turn?

Veggi - See I am here

too tan, too blonde.

i have seen her before on hogan knows best, she is nice looking but everybody has bad moments. i was too bad in my first comment

Should she be like, famous or something?
#24, you're right.

you can't be too tan, too rich, too thin or too blonde.

don't forget that, my friends.

She looks fine. Her body is great and it's nice to see people without layers of makeup.

Still amazes me to see people spend money on tans though. Why would you want to look unhealthy?

GJ
http://www.60in3.com

WELL YOU KNOW BROTHER ... like I was sayin' to my Dad the Hulkster the other day, "WHAT DO YA' THINK OF MY 12 INCH PYTHONS?" And my Dad the Hulkster said "BROOKSTER, you got HULKAMANIA running through your veins. All you need to do to hulk up is SAY YOUR PRAYERS, EAT YOUR VITAMINS, and flex your pythons like this:

{cue the first photo}

UUUUNNGGHHH! WHATCHA' GONNA DO ... WHEN THE BROOKSTER RUNS WILD .... ON YOU!?!??

I guess they do make battery acid strong enough to remove the layers of black eye shadow she wears.

What happened to her? She used to be so very cute and now she is starting to look like dear old dad.

I'd still bone her but she's no Alessandra, that's for sure.

She should be ashamed of her musical talent.

Awww this is just sad.

BTW her hair is way to bleached, it looks like shit

"Hurry up and take your pictures. I have to pee really bad."

Dude, how come there is never any posts about the Gallagher brothers on here?

She looks like that because she's got one of her Dad's neon banana-hammocks crammed up her ass.

Awww.

She's ADORABLE without all that make up!!!

All she need to do is lay off the Mystic tanning and she'll be OK.

God help me, I'd do her. (From behind, of course.) Don't ask me why because I can't quantify it, I just would...and I'd like it.

yeh, if this doesn't convince girls that tanning is the most unhealthy thing you can do to your skin-- nothing will. i agree with those who think she looks 40. i'd guess 44 with some plastic surgery if i didn't know who she was.

In the words of Austin Powers, "She's a MAN, man!"

That's not Brooke Hogan.

Jimbo- Oh... not too long I'm kind of a whore

I'm there!!!!

heh heh

#14
im almost 20 and people still ask me if im 14...

Don't tease me!!! it is Friday and I am ready to jump just about anything

well her stomach is fine (beeyotch), she should be ashamed of that horrible hair though its an overbleached haystack and yep looks older than 20, way to keep outta that sun.

man! Brooke Hogan is somehow like the girlfriend i NEVER had. i mean, look at that sexy body, those lucious lips, that great tan, that perfectly shaped waist...it's like she's the girl of my dreams.

*********IN OTHER WORDS:
I'd do her. AAALLLLLL night long. all morning too.

#48 - Even Paris? Or LiLo? Or DamYELL & her ground scraping twatwaffle?

I'm not just "anything"!!! Mom says I'm special.

Nick Carter got a sex change??

#31 - I think Brooke would take Hulk 2 out of 3 falls, BROTHER!!

FRIST, you dirty birdy....

and btw, I've been gone for 2 hours and it's still as elle said, nick carter??? blah blah. See ya'll tomorrow.

she's twice the man Joe Fransissy is, i'll bet she wouldn't pay a penny over 225 for a Pellegrino in jail

she should beat Nick Carter to a pulp
it'd boost her streetcred

She's very sturdily constructed, which, in a strange way, is kind of sexy. I mean, you're not going to break her if you get rough.

I think I still need to see her helming a huge combine harvester in the nude before deciding if she's hot, though.

As for her stomach, or any other woman's, they ALL look MUCH better after being freshly blasted by some dude's doogan - preferably MY doogan.

#20 That's probably a SideKick that does not "flip" open to talk

Fat pig, oik oik...

She doesn't have the beauty from her father (cough,cough).

Yes I know how special you are, that is why I want you!!!

#57 yes she's very teutonic, whatever the fuck i mean by that

btw thanks for being-there, and by that i mean, at post fifty-seven of course......

She just needs to be snagged by the What Not To Wear folks and get something done with that Sun-inned hair disaster.

she has no talent! keep sucking it in til you implode girl!

#7
"...now if the Hogans would just get her on that Intervention show for her tanning addiction..."

The Hulkster has quite the addiction too, good luck with that.

that's a man, don't care what any one says.

Ugh...we need to get a royal rumble between her and Xena. If little Hulkette is lucky enough to get her face disfigured, then she'll look a lot better than she does now...way too manly.

#67 - She'll need implants before any wrestling org will consider her. Big cans & tiny waistlines are mandatory wrestling attire these days, at least for women.

saw Brooke in a gym locker room. Packing about 7 inches I would say.

She looks just like her daddy.

Wow is that chin hereditary or store-bought?? Her body is great--not too thin, not too chunky, nice tone.
The only deep penetrating she needs is of the hair conditioning variety.

She's apple-pie cute in the phone pic - looks better without all the heavy makeup. Her hair is really bad - looks like my cat when there's a lot of static in the air.

yeah....# 70...I don't think i could do her because i'd be thinking about her ugly, deep-fried-looking old man....can't get nastier than that...probably can, but for now, no.

Her face is ehhh... Not bad though.

please people,lets not make her a celebrity

HELLO PEOPLE!!!
Thats not even Brooke Hogan!

Looks like Woodhorse wants to do her again and again...

She makes a much better celebrity than Courtney Love.

At least one I would rather put my penis into. Thanks.

I'd be embarrassed if I looked like Terry Bradshaw and Beatrice Arthur's love child too.

Yeah, right. That's not even possible. How would that work when they both have a penis?

43 & 76--How the fuck is this not Brooke?!

http://www.hotcelebshome.com/brooke-hogan-sports-bra-candids/

This IS Brooke. Without facepaint. It'll be okay, I promise your world will keep spinning.

79--GOLD!!! lmao

That's what? 225lbs of pure tranny?

To be honest i'm quite strong myself.I think i make a good chance to take this girl in a iron grip inside the ring.Her father will probably jump from the upperrobes on my back in an attempt to set his daughter free.While having his footprints on my back i think i've to ask the referend for a coffeebreak.

#77 no, but I'd stand in line for Lowlands..... (takes ticket #3)

Where's his neck?

As the Hulkster would say:

You'd need Pink's dick to hit that, brother.

At last, a Hogan worth laying down for.

Wow, I never realized how flat-chested she is! She's about 5'10" and looks to be about 160-170 but she's flat as a washboard. If only her chest was on her stomach. But seriously this is kinda ridiculous. I'm 5'9" myself and 160 lbs. but at least I've got boobs to show for it. There's nothing wrong with her face or her stomach, it's the boobies I tell ya.

She would look fine if she wasn't trying to suck in her soul.

Looks bettet than most of these where she heaps on the makeup.

http://www.watt-up.com/j_gallery/Brooke_Hogan/Brooke_Hogan.html

Yummy tummy. Got no probs with her. Agreeing in totis with #90.

She looks so different w/o 25 layers of makeup! Hey guys, in all fairness about her size...she's no Charlotte Church!

@92...I know where you are coming from, but I'm compelled by the forum's mission statement and rules to call her a raging 'roided up bulldyke with possible ties to Al-Quaeda.

I wonder who would win in a "cage" match between Brooke Hogan and China Doll........hmmmmmm

or Brooke and Britney........now that'll sell tickets

She looks WAY better than Britney! Now as long as she doesn't show us her cootch, start kissing other woman's body parts and drinking like wicked dried up pop wanna be, she'll be, well, boring. I give her a month!

Sorry, I'm confused. What does this girl do? I thought she wrestled like the old man.

screw the tan... are you all missing the fact that she's like 300 lbs? look at those whale fin arms!

She is ugggglleeeyyyy, but brittney is worse, coz she thinks we want to see her old snatch,puck.

And if you don't think she's lovely she'll know your block off.

POW!

Do it again.

She looks fine. She seems down to earth. It would be great to see Brooke kick Paris or Jessica Simpson's ass...body slam those biatches.

Brooke fat-hog-an is spot on fugly.

Uh she really isn't fat. If you watch the show, she's a pretty normal weight and even looks pretty good at times. It annoys me that girls bash her about her weight and everything, and they're probably the same size or bigger...

um.. idk what half of you people are talking about she's not fat and she isn't a stick like a victoria secret model but shes athletic looking. whats wrong with her stomach? looks flat and toned if you ask me so lets see your stomach whoever posted this because after we see pictures of you then you can judge brooke, k? but i guess you have a life considering you probably looked for hours for those pictures of her just to attempt to make fun of her, but clearly didnt work get a life thanks.