Apr 4 2007Britney Spears gives K-Fed way more than $1 million

She thanks him for her babies and then gives them to her for 4 days a week. What a peach!

That's what you get when you marry a dirty, white trash gold-digger.

What the hell was the point of the reported solid prenup where K-Fed got almost nothing if now that fucker's gonna get rich off of all this?

& the other 3 days she'll give them to a nanny while she goes out binge drinking & laying guys that she's only known for an hour.
I hate to say it, but the best thing that could have happened for those boys was to be placed in foster homes.

BTW, Mr. Fish, if K-Earl gets "$25,000 a month in child support for [each] of the couple's two children" that comes to $50,000 per month, not 25K. Nice math skills, dude.

the meds she on have calmed her down but she probably came out better than if she had taken an umbrella to him...

Also, the eye looks a bit wonky in this pic, and the face is looking pasty. Is she morphing into Paris Hilton right before our eyes?

Man Birtney was so stupid to for for a loser. It's like she choose k-fed over jutin timberlake, sheesh justis is sexy,k-fed it not attractive at all! She should of stuck with the best,her babies would be even cuter too lol

Just because the Star magazine is such a reliable publication and isn't in it just for the money, I am inclined to believe the above written statements are true.

no.7 = yeah because you love your children, not because of how they are yours, but how cute they are. You idiot

#7- wowzers, are you missing a few letters on your keyboard or something?

Ok let's see -- she put out some of the worst "music" ever, kissed Madonna as a publicity stunt, flashed her pubes, shaved her head bald, beat paparazzi with an umbrella, got so f'd up on drugs or booze that she escaped from rehab twice and became the laughingstock of the world -- but K-Fed is her worst mistake. That should tell you something, Earl. Take the money and run.

Women have been getting these sorts of preposterous deals since time immemorial. Good for K-Fed, I guess. He'll never have to worry about money again or get a real job.

I think K-fed-x was egging her bizarre behavior on. I imagine her tiny brain mentality of, "I'll show him!" When she wasn't showing him. Just showing the world that she's nuts.

And he's laughing all the way to the bank.

Great, now the kfed search engine isn't going down any time soon.

I hate to be a kill-joy, but she actually looks very pretty in two of those pictures. Did she hire a stylist or what?

I don't buy it.

With the air-tight pre-nup her lawyers drew up, there's no way that she gave that walking penis more than $1 million.

Maybe he got to keep all the shit she bought for him over the years, and THAT brings the total up, but cash wise? Nah.

I don't know any couples who shared custody roughly 50/50. Why should either of them pay child support to the other? Does this really happen?

1) It's Star magazine reporting this

2) the pre-nup still rocks for her, he only gets a half million per year of marriage...way better than half her assets

3) child support isn't a part of the pre-nup, so that she's gotta pay regardless

4) only getting half of the money from the house is surprising

Where the hell does she get her cloths? And how do you go from snatch showing tramp to Granny from the Beverly Hillbillies?

lol honestly the world is all about looks now a days! More attractive people get treated so much better then ugly fat people.
I didn't mean anything by britneys kids lol I was just making a comment lol so calm down retard! I was kidding about her kids... fuck lol

her hat is smooshed!

Wtf?I helped britney a bit out to reduce the damage and what's the next thing she does?She plays for Santa claus.Ok that's it,i'm totally fed up with Britney.

Neither one are the brightest bulbs in the box. Just poor rednecks that got a deal singing, and it all went to their head. Like a large number of these sports stars, you can take the kids out of the ghetto, but you can't take the ghetto out of the kids.

He gets half the proceeds of the sale of the house. It's on the market for 13.5M, but it may be mortgaged for much of that amount (or more) ...

The house is no "cash cow" for him.

She was the COW he got.

Where the hell is she that she needs a wool coat? and why is she still wearing a wedding ring?

$250 000 child support a month? That's how much my new-lamborghini-per-month fund is.

K-fed sure knows how to talk to britney.Give her first a bottle of whiskey and then after her 6th glass just try to work on her sentiment.'You remember those good ol'days hon?You goona miss me for sure'.

@27
it is $25,000.00 a month per kid. That is $50,000.00 total, not $250,000.00 a month for child support. Did you go to the DanYELL school for math?

@21. You sure to laugh out loud a lot.

do....
typings hard when you're hung over.

Now he can produce his next album.

@30
LMAO......

very funny jimbo ;)

Anyone who thought he would only get a million is dumb enough to believe that his album was going to do well. Double shame on you.

My prediction is in two years max K-Lucked (Out because of the pre-nup) is that he will have pissed away all of the money on X Box games. He will then be vying for the largest collection of games ever. His next profession will be dressed as a giant hot dog on Sunset passing out flyer's. It is then I will walk up to him and kick him in the nuts for what he has done to Britney..

This skank doesn't have a brain in her head. I doubt she even remembers what her kid's names are. They should be in foster homes, they'll have a much better chance at life.

Angelina could adopt them.

I don't think trailer trash babies qualifies as 3rd world children. Maybe we can find some other Hollywood wanabe hack actor to adopt them. I think David Spade would make a good daddy

Hell for 13mil I'd bang 'lil Brit a couple of times, embarass myself on a crappy TV show, live 2 years with a hormonally challenged white trash hillbilly with a lobotomy, taking flack from the world press for anything I do ... but then again, I'd have 13MILLION Dollars, and the Federrari.

Enjoy that $25grand a month Kev. Once her next album debuts outside of the Top 500 and heads straight to the delete bin, she's gonna haul your ass back into court to lower the payments. 4 days will become 7. You'll be getting $2500 a month from those "where are they now" shows, while she'll be barefoot and pregnant again, living in a trailer in the Bayou with 5th husband Bubba.

He's a fucktard, but his lawyer rocks. BRILLIANT to push to have this negotiation done while she's mentally broken down and a complete fucking basketcase. She'll sign anything right now, she's so fucked up.

IF she ever gets back to a normal state of mind (for her), she's gonna regret signing that. What a twat.

i would have just killed him and got it over with. is there a law against rehabbed mothers killing their Fed-Ex husbands? what about "amputating" genitals?

#41 britney was ALWAYS broken down and mentally retarted, she was just on meds before marrying Fed-Ex so nobody noticed

what was the rush to speed up negotiations? she had time to get an inspector gadget outfit and put in her fake eye color contacts

apparently the fear of a "tell all" book was worth a lot of money. Personally, I wouldn't think four pages of crayon drawings stapled together would be that scary.

is there even anything left to tell?

she better come up with a master plan cause this bitch is gonna go broke and prolly right back to louisiana

What's with the blue contacts?

lol. i'd like to lick her bald head. and her pubes. she's so cute. she's so smart, she so interesting.

Good she deserves it. Who the fuck told her to marry him?

The only explanation is part of this: "He's forbidden from writing a tell-all about their marriage." She must have a lot more skeletons in her closet, stuff he is blackmailing her with. And about K-Fed having the kids 4 days a week? That's GOOD for her! She only has to deal with their pooping and crying rarely.. and even then, it's the nanny who does it.

HAHAHA 45!

You gotta give it to K-fuck, he is pretty darn slick. He blindsided her when she was down and she didn't even see it coming! Hell she still has her wedding band on. I don't think she will be able to afford the child support for the remainder of the kids' childhood, the money won't last THAT long. BTW, since when does it cost 25 grand a month to sustain a baby?? Holy cow, the inflation! And when it said marital gifts, did they include the Ferarri too?

I have to admit she looks pretty in the last pic though. They are both asses, they shoulda stayed together.

On google they have pics of fed-ex moving out of the mansion. If there were sound, you could hear him going, "Ka-CHINGGG!"

she looks good :)

HOLY SHIT!

K FED MUST BE THE SMARTEST person in the world.
no seriously. he is.

Who else do you know that has hustled 13 mill with no work involved at all?

if I were Brit I'd sell the house for $1.00 and give K-Fed x half.

Shocked! Of course dude is gonna be set for life; he's got a crazy junkie for a wife. I hear another rap album coming on.....Heaven Help Us.
I guess the little moron can only love her kids 3 days a week with tender Nanny care.
They suck ass.

yeah the blue color contacts don't suit her at all, makes her eyes look a little freaky.

56, given the way she's been pissing away money in rehab by renting entire wings of rooms, I'd say she needs the money more than he does - HE doesn't have child-support to pay.

"With the air-tight pre-nup her lawyers drew up, there's no way that she gave that walking penis more than $1 million."

she's proven herself as an incompetent mother on the verge of mental break down. kevins got a good case for taking the kids from her..thus the settlement. makes sense, britney makes kfed look sane by comparison after all.

why did she shave her head just to walk around with wigs..

Animosity is very becoming when combined with Hercules' flair and noticing her on the beach.

But without the last exit it's not really funny!

Reading some of these post I reallize how f-ed up chicks are. Calling K FED a loser and questioning him getting the kids half the time. She was driving them around with no seat belts, almost dropped one, Showing her beaver in public, hooking up with guys while married in rehab, has a bad drug addiction and some how K-fed is a bad person, WTF? These kids should be K-Feds full time.

why is she saying he was a mistake, when she stole the guy from shar jackson who was pregnant with their second baby?

britney spear she is shit.the whole night she must be enjoying with kvin...
and now who knows whois the next............