Apr 13 2007Britney Spears tries on hats

You know it's a slow news day when I'm stuck posting about Britney Spears trying on hats. Seriously, what is this? At least with Britney you know she'll pull some stupid shit, like trying on a hat on top of a hat. My three-year-old cousin is smarter than this. Hell, the neighbor's puppy she plays with on weekends is smarter than this. And he eats his own poo.

A ton more of Britney Spears and her straw hat after the jump, including one of her spilling out of her top.

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1. Lowlands - April 13, 2007 3:29 PM

Fucking frist!!

2. Lets Go Oh No - April 13, 2007 3:32 PM

Where'd she get that hair?

3. Lowlands - April 13, 2007 3:33 PM

#1)That doesn't show much manners but a la.

4. brittinea - April 13, 2007 3:34 PM

hahaha

5. Chlorine - April 13, 2007 3:35 PM

The work she got done looks really good. I even like her crazy bra-showing dress. I'm in.

6. eXtasyStef - April 13, 2007 3:38 PM

A Pinafore. Dear God. Next she'll be sitting in a really big chair and talking with a lisp.

And I thought Madonna looked goofy in a cowboy hat. I think my kid has one just like that.

7. no1justminda - April 13, 2007 3:41 PM

i like her fake hair. that's about it for today.

8. honeycombs_big_yeahyeahyeah! - April 13, 2007 3:42 PM

She's always in a hat nowadays. I guess it's to keep her wig from flying off, Mr. Weatherbee style.

9. Poroleishon - April 13, 2007 3:43 PM

Cowboy hats are trendy now? uh...what planet are we living in again?

10. Charm - April 13, 2007 3:45 PM

her wig is such an improvement over that bleached blonde trailer trash stringy mop she used to have.

11. freak_show - April 13, 2007 3:53 PM

Where are Britney's kids? Are they disposable just like her animals were?

I have 3 children and never leave the house w/o them. She never leaves the house w/ them. We both have a little problem.

12. eXtasyStef - April 13, 2007 3:59 PM

She probably does leave the house with her kids--she just forgets to bring them back.

13. Negatrice - April 13, 2007 4:00 PM

I can only come up with one thing:
a hat-wig.

You know, same as fake tie with shirt. Or nose and moustache with sunglasses.

14. FRIST!!! - April 13, 2007 4:03 PM

No, I'm fucking FRIST!!!

Ok, that thing she's smelling in the 3rd pic? I have one. Why does she always want to copy me??? Why does EVERYBODY always want to copy me?????

15. chaunceygardner - April 13, 2007 4:05 PM

You know, sometimes I look at Britney, and I wonder what she thinks about when she's taking a shit. Some of us read; some think about things they have to do later. But, when I look at this mindless piece of neo-humanity, who seems like she should be drooling pretty much every minute of the day, I simply cannot fathom what might be going through its head during its toilet down-time. And that mystery is far more frightening to me than the fact that I'm interested.

16. onecritic - April 13, 2007 4:11 PM

She has been hideous since she got out of rehab. Is it because she spent the whole month tanning???

17. andrewthezeppo - April 13, 2007 4:18 PM

Well, it looks like she's maybe going back to her former self. Which is good. Leave it to god old country Britney to buy straw hats lol

18. Peter Coffin - April 13, 2007 4:36 PM

Reminds me of crazy.

19. wedge1 - April 13, 2007 4:37 PM

There goes Brit again - first wearing a dress that Fish's 3 year old cousin would wear on Easter Sunday, followed by a complete change of clothes and the last pic she's ... going into a hotel room?

All the while, she's got that "I jump humped the neighbor's cat" look on her face.

#15 - She's thinking "I must be popular again because you're all following me & taking endless amounts of pictures of me. You must REALLY love me! Can I get copies of the pics after you get them developed?" All the while she doesn't realize that the cameras are digital & don't require time for "developing".

#11 - don't forget Brit's new divorce settlement ... K-Earl has the rugrats more than Brit does. So she's free to goof off!

20. Manistoned - April 13, 2007 4:45 PM

I have trouble staying awake anytime I see a Bri.....zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

21. herbiefrog - April 13, 2007 4:59 PM

its called the double switch

...you just about managed...
...to work out the single switch

[hello Bright TY, etc]

but there is obviously...
...another switch

deeper

and...

for...

that one...

it was them not you
it isnt then... its now
you are no longer powerless...
you are powerful

look underneath ))

[love] babe )

22. BritneysFUCKhat - April 13, 2007 5:00 PM

LOL 30, amen to that. Yeefuckinhaww Brit, all you need to complete that look is a moonshine jug & a wad o chewin' tabacky

23. BritneysFUCKhat - April 13, 2007 5:00 PM

whoops, 20

24. woodhorse - April 13, 2007 5:10 PM

Frist and Frist - Britney is cute and here to stay: get used to it.

25. marme - April 13, 2007 5:12 PM

Good god why the hell is she so trashy...fuck man I gave her so many chances I thought hey ya shes just being real and herself but YO wtf why do you gotta be so EXTRA trash. Her and Kid Rock would be a match made in heaven.

26. PennyLane - April 13, 2007 5:17 PM

i think she looks gooood.

27. ImaCracka - April 13, 2007 5:51 PM

This is one of the reasons I moved out of California......

Stupid bitchs doing thing they have no reason doing.......

Gawd that fucking state sucks... yes I was born there raised there... Etc.. Cal sucks.... give it to the muslims and then nuke it

28. teetee - April 13, 2007 6:24 PM

She is just so darn.....country.

29. sympathee - April 13, 2007 6:25 PM

Hopefully her next album flops and she's stuck working at mcdonalds.

30. bitchaholics - April 13, 2007 6:32 PM

What an ugmo.

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31. cm - April 13, 2007 6:44 PM

Let's see.. stupid, goofball 60's pinafore dress from a thrift store, granny purse and to finish the look off, a hick hat. Trailer Trash/Train Wreck couture. Good job..at dressing like a rodeo clown.

32. crazyotto - April 13, 2007 7:22 PM

i got a german helmet that would fit her nice an snuggly

33. fritobandito - April 13, 2007 7:27 PM

#15, I don't think she thinks or reads(illiterate) in the shitter. I just picture her jiggling the handle a lot. You know, fascinated by the flusher, like my 2 year old niece.

34. krazihottkelli - April 13, 2007 7:37 PM

I'll tell you what this bitch is thinking on the can... she saying, hum, who will I married next and how many babies will I have that I hate TO FREAKIN TAKE CARE OF. BRITTNEY, BITCH, YOU HAVE KIDS, GO HOME, GET FREAKIN STONED AND FEED YOUR KIDS, ASSHOLE, LOWLIFE...

35. Conky - April 13, 2007 7:47 PM

Ain't nothing but a weave.

36. krazihottkelli - April 13, 2007 7:49 PM

Someone,PLEASE, tell this bitch to go back to NewFreakinOrleans and stay there..It will be fun making fun of her when she starts to perform,,it will be k=fed all over again,,,

37. Binky - April 13, 2007 7:53 PM

If this chick is the Mad Hatter - I guess we're all Alice. We'll all get out of here together.
I've got such a bad 9-11 headache - I'm considering switching planets.
# 62 April 9 Katie - 'Jordan' thread. Don't be afraid - they want you to be afraid.

38. Binky - April 13, 2007 7:59 PM

'Only jokes or blind rage are the proper response to the horrors of life'
Kurt Vonnegut RIP

39. BaldingSuperhero - April 13, 2007 8:07 PM

She's... clean? It's a miracle!

40. Don'tCallMeShirley - April 13, 2007 8:35 PM

Say what you will about Britney's weave.
Or her dress.
Or her hat.
Or her awkward facial expressions.

But I'm minorly impressed because:
a) She looks almost hygenic.
b) Has the majority of her body covered
(Oh right. Her boobs, you say? Boobs Scmoobs. Who HASNT seen them?)
and
c) She closely resembles a regular human being.

Small steps, people. Small steps.

41. BritneysFUCKhat - April 13, 2007 8:48 PM

I'd pay a photog to snatch off her wig & run with it!

42. Binky - April 13, 2007 9:25 PM

Oh - And in other news - for those of you keeping score at home:
The official report on 9-11 is physically impossible
http://www.911blimp.net/prf_FreeFallPhysics.shtl
Them guys could blow 'em - REAL good !!
But they flunked physics.
In the future if schools have to quit teaching physics - feel free to question.

43. Binky - April 13, 2007 9:31 PM

It's a pity the crack teams at 'Sixty Minutes', BBC, New York Times etc didn't pick this one up !
Like even Binky, (your internet pal), caught this one. {And this idiot lives up in an igloo somewhere.}

44. BarbadoSlim - April 13, 2007 9:35 PM

Nice one "bitchaholic"
You just proved what a huge fucking faggot you are, go to perezhilton's site with that spam shit. He's a faggot too, JUST LIKE YOU.

45. BarbadoSlim - April 13, 2007 9:43 PM

As for britnay she still looks like she smells of stale, unwashed, fat clit.

46. Binky - April 13, 2007 9:55 PM

Ok. This was the link. Blame the NWO for the boo boo.
(And reality)

47. Binky - April 13, 2007 10:07 PM

You can break a lot of laws, but, my sources tell me - you can't break the law of gravity.

48. azmehr - April 13, 2007 11:45 PM

hi all.. i know it is supposed to be a little crazy in here, but i am wondering why britney spears is famous? i am completing a short assignment on the american mainstream culture. i have read up on her as well as seen her videos. i do not understand why she is considered significant. i have seen more gifted performers. perhaps she has made big record sales and is very relatable to young american girls? thank you for any help.

49. Binky - April 14, 2007 12:55 AM

Azmehr- maybe try the 9-11 report and see if that is significant.
If your prof goes: " We want Britney" maybe consider another college.

50. hotpantsarehot - April 14, 2007 1:10 AM

I can't wait for the day when she tries on a shoe OVER the shoe she's wearing

51. Binky - April 14, 2007 1:14 AM

Azmehr -'American mainstream culture' is just biding time before the revolution.
Beware of the power of the USA
(with their pals)

52. Binky - April 14, 2007 1:30 AM

(Then again maybe Brit should go for a chapeau a little less "Cowboy")

53. pekpekshorts - April 14, 2007 2:29 AM

she will always be richer than you. so go kill yourselves. lol freakin' lSuperficial losers are at it again.

54. heyheyhey - April 14, 2007 2:57 AM

i think its great how paparazzi can snap shots of celebrities doing everyday normal things, and it always turns out to look completely ridiculous, and then we all laugh at the celebrity's expense.

not that this post really relates, since britney IS wearing two hats and a dress that looks like she's prepping for a few rounds of square dancing...that's not really "everyday normal"

55. MrSemprini - April 14, 2007 3:02 AM

Wow, she's doing that "Mr. Planter's Peanut Classy Stance". Man, you can almost see the monocle. I weep for joy...

56. YouAreUnreasonable - April 14, 2007 5:56 AM

where are her 2 dogs?! did she killed them when she got bored with them or what?

57. Xanthia - April 14, 2007 6:52 AM

For the Sweet Love of God would someone please introduce this idiot to a concept known as a camisole!!! I am so tired of seeing this moron in a skimpy dress with her white bra poking out everywhere that I feel bulimic from vomiting!!!!

58. Wow Just Wow - April 14, 2007 6:59 AM

Doesn't seem possible for people like this to ...

... PUT THEIR CELLPHONES DOWN FOR A WHOLE 5 SECONDS, even while trying on clothes..

I mean, why bother buying a $1,200.00 handbag if you are just going to hold that phone in your sweaty hands 24/7.

59. BarbadoSlim - April 14, 2007 8:14 AM

Stoopid cowboy hats, the ever present gum in her ever open stink hole, the saggy tits. This girls is all class.

Oozy, sticky, smelly class.

60. polythene pam - April 14, 2007 9:32 AM

thunder thighs are on the move. thunder thighs are lose...thunder, thunder, thunder, thunder thighs!

61. BarbadoSlim - April 14, 2007 9:46 AM

Excellent Thundercats reference #60. Btw, nicole richie would be perfect as Munra.

62. mrlithium - April 14, 2007 10:26 AM

i cant believe you made this the top news story FOR THE REST OF THE WEEKEND cause you're a lazy ass and dont update just cause its a saturday

63. BarbadoSlim - April 14, 2007 10:42 AM

Instead of Superfish he's Superllama.

64. iamsosmrt - April 14, 2007 11:13 AM

Bah she's still fat, unkept and crazy looking.

65. ThePartyScene - April 14, 2007 1:14 PM

Yes... why MUST famous people hold phones all the time? They aren't using them. And if they are, they're probably pretending to talk.
They should all just take a leaf from my book. Keep stuff in your pockets, and it'll be a surprise to look forward to when you next wear your jeans/skirt/weird-pinafore.
"Oh, what's this? A ladybug? How did this get here? Ha ha ha." �_�

66. PopChatter - April 14, 2007 1:57 PM

Remarkable that this is such a news-worthy story - but people apparently love it. It's #1 on http://www.popchatter - vote for TheSuperficial and this article here:

http://www.popchatter.com/1151/Britney+Spears+tries+on+hats

67. ballie - April 14, 2007 4:48 PM

@42 blablalba near free fall collapsing of the towers couldn't happen and the speed of the collapse ain't 10 seconds, you can see debris which has more friction with the air falling faster downwards then the building and that is just because the movie in which you see the building falling down in 10 seconds starts at a point in which the building already has collapsed a bit.

and secondly that little site of yours says that its strange that a floor which held the building for over 30 years couldn't do it during the collapse. Well guess what the building Collapsed that means there's a whole lot more power that those floors had to provide at that moment. And that's not the only thing there are quite some more errors in there but ill try to keep this post a bit small.

There are a million things to question about this conspiracy theory more then the actual report!

68. Binky - April 14, 2007 6:03 PM

#67 It's not my site. Write to the woman with the Phd.

69. wedge1 - April 14, 2007 6:07 PM

Why can't the Fish keep his site up to date on weekends? Do you think that the world just stops existing on Saturday & Sunday? If you've got enough time to get sponsors to pay your lame ass for advertising space here, the least you can do is give folks a reason to come here on the weekends.

For God's sake, Howard K. Stern is suing ANS mom & her attorney for slander, and we get stuck with Britney trying on hats all weekend? With her fake brown pony tail??

WTF MAN!

P.S. The least you can do is give Mr. Bitchaholics in #30 a whack from the blog!

70. thestraightshooter - April 14, 2007 6:46 PM

Is she trying to bring back Hee Haw?

71. Rachelraquel - April 14, 2007 7:36 PM

She actually doesn't look like she's had any work done.

Well, except for her extensions...

72. Tpoison - April 15, 2007 12:47 AM

At least they caught her with that huge fat mouth SHUT for once!! i faint everytime she opens that stinking mouth!!!

73. crazyotto - April 15, 2007 3:23 AM

in pic one) "I just invented the old lady gardening hat a'top a cowboy hat look,ya'all"

74. evian_baby - April 15, 2007 3:34 AM

This comment is related to the pete-kate moss story but no ones reading that anymore so i might as well post here...

he must be AWESOME in bed

thats all x

75. ballie - April 15, 2007 7:32 AM

@68 I dont care if she has a Phd, if she claims the actual reports are impossible by simple physics and logic she should use them on her own text and next to that.. on the governmental report there have been working quite a few people with Phd's as well.

But enough of this, if you really want to believe in these theories be my gast.

76. krazihottkelli - April 15, 2007 7:45 AM

If Pete is awesome in bed, why wouldn't he be?,his head is full of coke and so is his dick..ever slept with someone on coke, common! Brittney makes me want to kill myself when I hear the bitch talk, she's so freakin hillbilly. PLEASE GO FAR FAR AWAY!

77. krazihottkelli - April 15, 2007 7:49 AM

This skanky whore trying to look like a little girl in those stupid ass clothes. PLEASE, someone tell her when you have a baby,you are no longer the baby, bitch. What did you do with your kids, snort them or smoke them,,,maybe she ate them...

78. Niki_Jacob - April 15, 2007 11:40 AM

WHY IN THE FUCK IS SHE WEARING A WEDDING RING STILL?????????????????????????????? Also if you look at the pic where she's trying on the hat ontop of the hat.... Look at the back of her neck, her hair is already growing back... She can't do shit with it yet. And to think I USED TO BE jealous of Britney!!!!

79. Truthseeker013 - April 15, 2007 1:11 PM

Re #30- I think you got the point across the first fifteen times. And I wonder if she knows that it's best to wear the hats *one at a time*...

80. Lowlands - April 15, 2007 2:23 PM

The hat which BS is trying in the first pic could be victorian style.The blue/white dress which she's wearing in some of these pics could be borrowed from Courtney Love.Maybe BS hoped CL left some coke in one of the pockets for her.It almost hurt to say this but till now it's Paris Hilton which approached the victorian style most near with her attempt.So at the moment it's Paris Hilton who's #1 followed by BS/CL,because they're probably sharing the same dress.Although BS showed us almost a victorian hat,she didn't wear this.Allright then,i give Lindsay Lohan the poodle-prize because of her attempt with the blue sleeve.

81. krazihottkelli - April 15, 2007 4:11 PM

Brittney can try on all the clothes she wants to and it won't change the fact that she has no talent and of course no hair, what a dumb bitch. Where are your kids? You are the worst so-called mother I have ever seen. Even Tony Soprano's mom was better than you.!~!

82. Binky - April 15, 2007 6:12 PM

#75 Write to her. HAL-2000 is down right now and I haven't had time to check her work. Maybe she'll change it on her site.
Oh, by the way - guest*

83. Binky - April 15, 2007 6:24 PM

Public at LARGE: #47 I think your sources might finally be right with this 'law of gravity' thing.
Binky : Yes I told them they would have to improve or I'd just start making things up.
(I think ballie and azmehr may be new here - welcome)

84. sweetsassymoleassy - April 15, 2007 11:53 PM

an entire weekend and still with this bullshit??? WEAK

85. evian_baby - April 16, 2007 2:17 AM

@80 lowlands, wtf are u talking about? im not being rude, i genuinely dont understand? x

86. Lowlands - April 16, 2007 4:41 AM

#85)I'm just trying to be polite and i wish i could answer your question.But i can't Because i'm only the assistant of the real Lowlands which put sometimes comments for him on this site when he's having his daily siesta with his private secretaries or doesn't feel to put comments.I don't dare to wake him up because that means probably the end of my career.Just pray he answer your question later when he wakes up.Sincerely,the 2nd assistant of Lowlands.

87. krazihottkelli - April 16, 2007 4:51 AM

Will someone please change this Brittney shit to something else, anything, politics,what the freak ever, just get rid of this bitch.....

88. Lowlands - April 16, 2007 5:51 AM

#86)Did you put this comment in your coffee-break?I don't think so,you can forget now about your 2% salary raise at the end of the month after 3 years of duty.Don't start the crap again about your 6 kids and disabled wife with wooden leg and glass eye.Lots of spelling-mistakes as well,what also proves it's not the real Lowlands.Use some translation-software the next time!

89. Lowlands - April 16, 2007 6:37 AM

#86)Try this the time next your translate text. I it use also sometimes. http://www.worldlingo.com/en/products_services/worldlingo_translator.html

90. veggi - April 16, 2007 8:06 AM

I'm sorry #30, I didn't quite hear that. Can you repeat?

91. schack - April 16, 2007 8:13 AM

it's sad that she's still trying to be hot in the traditional slithery, slave-for-you kind of way...britney, you shaved your head, you attacked a car, you need to kick the fucking mirror into oblivion. THAT's your kind of beauty.

92. BarbadoSlim - April 16, 2007 8:18 AM

@91...."slithery" in that female elephant kind of way, and, just as sexy.

93. wedge1 - April 16, 2007 8:26 AM

I could look at these pictures forever.

94. schack - April 16, 2007 8:29 AM

slim shady, where've you been lately?

95. wedge1 - April 16, 2007 8:40 AM

He's been watching a hilarious video about losers who commit suicide, called "Nature's Own Self-Cleaning Oven".

96. BarbadoSlim - April 16, 2007 8:43 AM

i've been stalking and killing, say, What was your address again?

97. schack - April 16, 2007 8:46 AM

your blind spot