Apr 5 2007Britney Spears stains her shirt

Wow - first

Now, hopefully, I'll be able to stop trolling this site multiple times per day...

That's not just a stain... it's the waiters jizz. She wasn't eating regular steak.. it was man-meat! Slut!

BTW-- where in the hell did her right hand that's holding her purse go???

how is this important ?

Does she even look in a mirror before she leaves?? Perhaps she's going for "circus chic".

Can we get her into fashion rehab next?? Intervention anyone???

Look at the stupid smile on her face. I looks like she is being led from the hospital after her lobotomy operation.

i'm so over this train wreck

It's like she manicures her nails to look like that on purpose. Sick.

That's what happens when you are hopped up on crazy pills, trying to itch your wig, while eating a buttery steak and smiling for the camera....

Nice wig Sinead O'Trashy.

Looks like the final part of the divorce settlement was that Kev got to splooge all over her right tit.

Those fake-ass fluorescent blue contacts need to go.

May have seen a reflection, which induced spontaneous bile-spewing.

Well, we certainly know it's not breast milk.... seeing as how one has to be a mother for that.

Holly J - Just so we don't get into an argument, how big are Britney's tits?

Uma: MILF
Britney: Not so MILFy

I'm surprised she didn't swap shirts with the waitress in front of a security camera..

Come to think of it, I'm pretty sure I bought a gallon of paint with this exact photo on the side! I thought it was a cute little dutch boy, but it turns out that it was really a picture of an aging bald slut. I'm never going back to the Home Depot again.

that shirt is hardly see thru. does anyone ever think about the flashes of the camera? half the time when we get these "see thru shirt" pics I think its just that the bright flashes allow the camera to pick up details you cant see with the naked eye(like a nipple for instance). That outfit however, is atrocious. That hat reminds me of Toad from Super Mario 2. Who remembers that? You could be the Princess! I remember reading Britney interviews where she says that her normal wordrobe was sweats and stuff, and I was like "ya right, you high maintenance bitch". Little did I know it was all true.

A stain on her shirt?
And apparently she has a big black rectangle mark on her shirt too.

DEAR GOD! Her hideous brown bag has eaten her right hand!!!

Poor bag.

Stop wearing those stupid looking wigs.
You cut your hair off bitch... Deal with it!

My 3 year old niece takes care of her nails better than that!

Her nipples are HUGE! Like dinner plates! Except not as clean b/c there's probably spooge on em.

...hey babe : )

...how bout getting back to work
...how bout writing those thoughts as songs
...how bout being the best us you can we can be...

[thanks alanis]

Yeah, a mom would have one of those dorky Tide cleanup pen things and that melted butter would come right off. But in her case, she eliminated the middleman and most likely just takes the shirt off. In a moment of desperation, she probably eats it.

Hat: Circa 1989 --50 cents at a thrift store
Blouse: ripped from an old woman while in rehab.
Shorts--Stolen from a Catholic school gym teacher.

Britney learning to dress herself again...priceless.

sorry about the stain Brit,I just could'nt hold back

She only needs a dummy in her mouth and a rattle to make this a childhoodtherapy-session.

She looks like a NYC cabbie taking a lobster for a walk.

I feel sorry for her, at this point she should be getting fashion tips from Lindsay Lohan

#31 apparently she already is. you haven't noticed?

let's look on the bright side, she's back in the studio, she's gotten out of rehab, she's not flashing her thong (or her vajayay) so maybe this might be her year after all. who knows? superfish could post something about her actually GIVING a homeless guy a quarter...AND HE NEVER HAD TO ASK!

#28 hahahahahahahahaha! its funny you should say that...you put the SAME stain on MY shirt...u cheating on me with trailer trash?

MILNF Mother I like not to F, unless Firestone makes full body condoms.

wow tough day for breasts

#35 - Indeed. Think I'm an ass man from now on...even tho Uma's still MILF

"Those fake-ass fluorescent blue contacts need to go." -- HollyJ

No doubt! What's with that string around her button??? Looks like a tag ... ???

someone please get that girl a stylist!
all that money and she dresses like an idiot.

we still...

wanna see...
...her head
...why hide it ?
...its beautiful
...and yet you are hiding it

to someone
in danger
of losing
everything
that they learnt

get a grip babe : )

@16 Jimbo LOL ..I'm a lovah, not a fighta

I would call those a small C...wouldn't you? -Only perkier cuz they're filled with silicon, not flesh.. Notably, about half the total surface area is puffy purple areola that's covered in overly-inflated Montgomery's tubercles.

Hold on. I'm so sick after visualizing her dirty UFO nipples that I need to go shit blood.

What's the weird black wire wrapped around the top button of her shirt?

#20 Sorry, that shirt IS sorta see through, it's not the flash. Since it has a pleated/ruffled front & cuffs you need a thin material to do that, otherwise it'll be too stiff. You can tell by how the darts and seams show how thin it is.

I'd hit it.

I think maybe this ad was placed by Britney:
http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/sfo/20070412.html

#44 No fucking way. It has words of over two syllables in it.

big deal, who doesnt spill drinks on their shirt at least once....she looks damn good!

What is with Brit's affintity for absolutely atrocious hats? I understand that she's using them to keep her cheap wigs in place, but must they be so ugly?

See, this is proof she has a drinking problem. Or a problem drinking. One of those.

37 & 41 - I think the little string is tied to that crinkled list of fuckers she wants dead.

Yeah, I don't care about the flash bulbs. Surely she KNEW there would be flashbulbs, so the fact that she won't wear a bra must be because a. she can't figure out how to hook it, or b. she figures she's gonna get someone somewhere to give it to her in a bathroom, she may as well have one less article of clothing on.

ohhhh I know what the string is, remember when she went to that fashion show and had her picture taken with the price tag shoved in the side of her dress? She was gonna take this shirt back to the Walmart. Now she can't cause she dribbled on it. She probably spit out her sweet tea when she remembered how much money she gave KFed the day before!

@47 I'll have you know that that hat is the envy of every geriatric train conductor this side of Topeka

If she paid for those boobs, she should get her money back.
Oh, and she is looking more and more like Carol Channing every day!

She dropped some fat.

Retards always spill food and drink on themselves.
They tried to spoon feed her and get her to wear a bib but she threw a tantrum yelling “ Noooooo I can do it”. Then she proceeded to shove a spoon full of soup into her boob and yelled “look I breast feeding” (she thinks that breast feeding means your boobs is hungry and needs to be fed), which explains the whole custody situtaion. The spoonboob game was followed by a VERY long bout of creepy retard laughter and then another tantrum.

Buy my Trott Felipe book. He bangs Britney in it. Ironically, she had a flattop at the time.

Sweet purse.

Uck, she has such potential there but her give-a-damn is busted. C'mon Brit...fix the makeup, slap on a tit sling and ditch the fuckin whore boots & golf hat. It's like she half-assed tries to get ready and then just says fuck it and stops halfway through. I say she needs another round of rehab, plus a year long stint at finishing school. Money CAN buy you class, this broad says so!---> http://www.gloriastarr.com/

Hillary is going to have a shit fit when she finds out that Bill has another intern.

just frikken tragic Brits, tragic.

NICE TRY BRITNEY. Your attempt at 'classy' fashion via tweed and librarian chic blouses (not to mention the velvet knickers) is sadly derailed by your sloppy, sodden spillage on your right boobie.

Whoever you're paying to style you should be shot.

And another thing, butt out - your face is already begging for a face-lift and serious resurfacing. I can proudly say I saw that double chin and linebacker neck before you K-F'ed your life up.

She's showing off the goods again, she's back!

oh, shit she DOES look like Carol Channing! After a round of golf. And trying to feed her breast! hahaha

And what the hell is that black string tied to her top button and tucked under? I swear I bet it's the pricetag and she was gonna return it until she got all dee-duh-dee and spilled all over it...

Fake blue contacts. She's slowly turning into Paris Hilton.

#65 She's more than halfway there - she's got the tits and the stupid part down pat.

wow. big ol' hershey nipples. anyway, i wish she woudl get well. who's sending her out like this? her posse sucks and is letting her destroy herself

#67 Just what are they supposed to do? She's got money (for a while at least) and makes all her own decisions - and you can see how well that's going. If she wants to destroy herself no one's gonna be able to stop her - she thinks she's just fine, thank you. What you're seeing is Britters without stylists, all on her own; the pre-Earl pulled-together version was the carefully crafted illusion.

She's sweet.

She needs to shout that stain out.

She always has her "handler" holding her hand like she is some sort of a lunatic who, if not restrained, will go coo coo for cocoa puffs.

Say what you like, but I envy her ability to totally change her hair everyday. What fun you could have! Ladies, are you with me? Granted she doesn't have that great a bone structure for most looks, but still. Versatility is awesome.

Ok so, speculation on the stain. I'm betting that one of her fluorescent blue contacts popped out and slithered down the front of her shirt before she caught it and jammed it back in.

@71 I was hoping it was to restrain her from spontaneous masturbation. Damn handlers.

I still hold with my early post that she looks like the kid on the dutch boy paint can, but even I have to admit that the similarity to Carol Channing is kind of eerie.

WHERE is her hand?

That is 1 depressed nipple.

How low can you go? Is the question for Brit, and her tit

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Them's some nasty looking udders, she also looks sweaty and ugh...unwashed.

Fuck that, I'll be her rehab rebound fuck. Being Good Friday and all, I'd slap my meat horizontally, then vertically across her crumb laden face, in the sign of the cross, make her speak in tongues, then annoint her head with my human Lubriderm. I guess nipples just get my giddy.

I'd of course call her a sleezy cow and tell her to get the fuck out when I'm done. Memories. Should be just like negotiating a recording contract for her. Only these negotiations would involve testing her gag reflex and cumming on her buzz cut.

I thought this idiot shaved her head because the blonde hair objectified her in the eye of the public as a skank symbol, yet she continues to wear a blonde wig. Go figure.

#81 LMAO!!!

Her sense of style or lack there of is astounding.

I'll still squint to see nipples.

Call me crazy, but sadly, this is the best she's looked in a while. #20, I was thinking the exact same thing about the hat! Now the Mario song's stuck in my head...

AGAIN WITH THOSE GODDAMNED BOOTS! doesn't she knows she has the stubbiest, least-sexy legs in the universe now besides Rosie? GAH!

Why didn't she sent Mary-Kate to Ruth's Cris? She looks like she could use a good meal. At least Brittney didn't flash shaggy again for the cameras.

Jesus Christ. Where were these shots when she was actually hot? She needs to pull a Demi Moore ASAP. Getting fit and then getting a few nips/tucks would do her image and career wonders. She needs an acid peel/dermabrasion bad. It's too bad it would take 2+ years for her hair to get to its natural long length.

ok so i think i know what happened
she was in a bar...AGAIN getting oissed while her kids were being looked after by a local pimp
someone spied her and told her mam she was drinking again...
her mother races to the bar and goes to drag her out telling her shes going to be sent back to rehab again..
britney guzzles her drink down her as fast as she can before they cart her out the pub and spills some on her
she then procedes to run out the pub singing
"tried to make me go to rehab i said NO NO NO"

EWWWWW! Look at the last pic... she has managed to chew off most of her fingernails! Her infected swollen cuticles are so rancid looking! Her tips look like bloody stubs.

britney..britney you need to get your life back together...hmm who thinks shes going to relase a album soon? i think all these rumours about her going to launch a underwear range is compleate and utter pooo i think shes just going to carry on doing what shes doing in otherwords going insane!

She needs to stop dumpstser-diving to find clothes. That girl has no clue on dressing herself. I've never seen anyone have worse taste in clothes. Is this supposed to be baglady chic? Yeccch.

its an seventeen girl yet... she cant handle it mor... its a mamasita forever... britney still rocks. rise and not falled yet...

americans destroy what they put on top. poor nigga jackson...

oops I meant to swallow it all....I still get another record deal right...

Brittney dresses like she comes from Louisana, and she does, so why would she dress like she came from a big city, she's country trash, and she shows it..

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