Apr 27 2007Britney Spears shows off her new body again

What's up with the boot obsession?

Boots is hot. right brit-brit?

She should put that black woman in the red t-shirt and jeans on her permanent payroll, and make her stand next to her in every single picture from now on. It's her only chance.

Is that even her kid? Would she know the difference?

What's up with those fishnets? It looks like it's the only pair she has because they always have the same HOles.

i don't know which kid that is, but he isn't as gorgeous as someone said in the last post about britney.
if anything, that could be donald trumps kid with the combover he's got going on there.

please note: these are not the same boots as she's been wearing. apparently she's invested in 2 pairs of ugly high-heeled cowboy boots. way to branch out britney!

She slept in that outfit. I'll bet it smells ripe?

The ol' glue in the bottom of the boot trick. That was mean Kev.

Does she dance in those boots as well? ouch...mmm i can imagine her "comeback" all full of cowgirl crap... and it will probably suck.

if that wasn't Brit - but the body and outfit was exactly the same - there'd be 50 "I'd hit it!" comments by now. in her current form she's the new queen of silent-shame online masturbation.

Why can't white people keep their clothes on? Sheesh.

This is turning out to be a boring day. Big deal Tyra did not pay her bill and so what about Britney? I am glad to see she is off her ass and getting back to work.

This chick looks so different from one day to the next, that I'm not sure whether I'm still wearing the beer goggles or not - need to sober up obviously........

I wanna be a cowgirl hooker...is there a college credit class for that?? Fish Net Weaving and Repair 101, Ointment Application and Condom Care 103, First Aid for Cold Sores and Blisters, and all the exams are oral.

What makes torn clothing sexy? Actually, what makes people think they are sexy. Poor white trash wearing crap. Spend 20 bucks, get some stuff that isn't full of holes.

#5 Yep
#7 you must pay great attention to detail, I assumed they were the same boots.

What is she some kind of hooker cowgirl???

I fucking hate that goddamned hat!!!

WTC, I hate the whole outfit, she should just walk around naked, it would be an improvement. She must still be on drugs or something if she thinks that looks good...

Please please someone take her to the shoe store and get her some decent shoes and hose. Those fishnets are making me vomit...just like the boots did the other day....

Oh, I saw this on Cops!

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In that pic of her with her kid (pretty sure that's HER kid) what's going on with her skin???

Nobody's told Clitney here that you are NOT supposed actual crab fishing nets as clothing.

jeeeeeeez...

*to use

Aw hell, shes fired David Lee Roth and hired Richie Sambora as wardrobe consultant....grrrrrrreat.

so i know i keep suggesting that the boots are hiding some kind of ankle bracelet to keep her ass in check, but i have an alternate theory now based on her daily transformations...

her body double has a tattoo on one of her ankles, and the boots hide it...this way no one can prove its not the real Brit wearing torn fishnets and practicing her dance moves...

what do you think...there MUST be a reason for the boots!

@23 What? No she didn't, she NEEDS to!!!

She is the epitomy of the Getchen Wilson song "redneck woman" She buys all her clothes at walmart and the dollar store. I saw that hat when I was buying my wife tampons.

You mean, 'Britney Spears was spotted today'

She is doing nothing to 'show off' her body.

'dem boots were made for raging

The only thing missing from that picture is an alligator roach clip with feathers hanging off the hat....

I think she is dating the dude that spreads pixie dust on the tilt-o-whirl

How the hell did she lose so much weight so quickly?!

Maybe we're looking at her reflection from a mirror - you know the ones they have at the circus which can make you look short and fat or tall and skinny...

What I don't get: she clearly takes the time to change into the ugly cowboy boots AFTER doing her "dancing" (read: lypo) and BEFORE leaving the studio - could she not also try bathing and then change into some real clothes, or even just slip a muumuu back on over her little wonder-woman outfit before going outside?

I'm beginning to agree that this is just a body double being used for publicity - but one of these days Scooby and the gang are going to show up and rip off her mask and fishnets-and-boots Britney will turn out to be...(dun dun duuunnn)...JOE SIMPSON.

Did You know David Lee Roth use to write off his condoms as a business expense? What a life!!

The reason for the boots is this: Britney is a feral slob with no taste or hygiene. She needs to haul ass to Louis Vuitton stat.
Poor Sean P is wondering who the fuck is the country western hooker hanging with them.
And is there really a baby in that carrier?
I believe of the 3 apocalyptic horsemen, she is the biggest attention addict.

fucking GOLD #29!

Don't you have to be a stripper, whore, or in show business to dress like that? I know she is not in any kind of show business, so my assumption is that she is whoring.

I like to trash the celebs, but sometimes it's a little silly when these sites get lazy about their material. There will be a post from a movie set and morons will rush to comment "how can she go out dressed like that!" Or this one - she's rehearsing for an upcoming gig at House of Blues, and since she can't sing, she's preparing her usual whore-dancing show, complete with the cowgirl whore outfit. It's the exact same type of act she's always had, and the deal is she's always made her money from these touring whore-shows, not from her "albums" which have never been top sellers. She doesn't have a star trek transporter that beams her directly into the rehearsal studio, so she can be "spotted" walking to it. Wow. What a scoop.

Okay I just don't *get* the cowboy boots. It must be some kind of inside joke between her and Woody Harrelson. Don't think he's not involved in any of this.

Those boots are starting to look pretty worn out...

And #29....quote of the day.

Fucktastic.

#3 & #11 = Troll. Not me.

When is Brit going to realize that the entire world knows that she SHAVED HER HEAD!?? The wigs just aren't fooling anyone.
How funny it must be to be in her dance troupe & she busts some move & her hair falls off!

Wedge1 - Don't you feel special to have your own troll. I am not sure where mine is today. I think she might have had a rough night and is sleeping in.

Wassup FRIST? big plans this weekend? mine include drinking, writing papers, drinking, dozing off on said papers, drooling on my papers, drinking, and finally sending in my completed research papers all written in crayon. good times.

I'm coating my unit in Cheeto dust as we speak, just waiting fo my big chance.

Careful Dr., She'll bite it off.

re: identifying which commenters are trolls (*yawn*)

Don't care, don't care, don't care. Goddamnit! Can we please... just get back to playing our celebrity-trashing game, PLEASE?!

What is up with the tatoo or stamp on the inside of her right wrist....is it a lesbian thing?

Thank you Brit-Brit

Showing off that big sexy ass has bumped Lindsay from the Number-One spot of my favorite celebrity fuck machine. (Well, for now)

This outfit looks like she's modeling for her new perfume: Trailer Hussy - This product may cause/cure syphilis

@45 I would love to get back to playing our "celebrity-trashing game" there is just nothing here. I am having more fun plucking the hairs off my nuts. I am almost done and if a better story does not come up, I will have to pluck the hairs off my asshole

She certainly loves the retro trash look. That baby already has his feathered look coming in.

That boy is destined to be living in a pop-up trailer and guessing peoples weights....

Jimbo, I hear ya. My teeth make great pluckers, by the way, in case that better story doesn't come up...

torn fishnets? classy!

#45 - The sole purpose of identifying the troll is because the troll says some of the stupidest shit ever uttered on the planet, futilely convincing himself/herself that (s)he is funny!

The troll also has homoerotic desires. Be happy that the troll hasn't moved on to you, or you'd be fed up with it to your earlobes!

#41 - Knowing who your troll is gives you a significant advantage in your retaliation. Good Luck with that!

SEE WHAT I MEAN, #45! #51 is a classic example.

Thanks for the offer Wedgeone

dear lord i hope those aren't the same fishnets she got from those dancers a few weeks ago? even if they're not, she still wears them EVERYDAY. imagine the smell of the crotch on those things? yeah, they're filled with holes, but still, must be pretty potent stuff!

Wedge1 - I knew that ws not you @51. I still appreciated the offer

I drank 12 beers and a half a bottle of wine last night and I feel fine today. Is that normal?

#42 Fishstick, I remember those days....I don't know how I graduated college with HONORS...I drank while I did my homework, studied for tests, wait I never studied, oh yeah cause I was drunk. I'd sit in the back with a fracking hangover every single day drinking a 40 ounce mocha and trying to pay attention and not spontaneously combust.
Yep...goooood times!

Oh yeah, and my big plans for the weekend consist of yardwork, alcohol, and if it's nice on Sunday I want to go flying.

I admire how Jimbo deals with trolling. He just rolls with the punches in a bemused way, as if the trolls are no big deal. Wedgie, on the other hand...yikes. You really need to contain your menses. It seems like every day you're seeing red.

#49 Jimbo...you copycatter!!!

Her kids nowhere in sight....again

THATS PURE TRAILER PARK REDNECK TRASH.

Stan the Fan, maybe you just aren't popular enough to have your own troll. Someday, baby. Someday.

Maybe the secret to Brit Brit's big comback is she is going to sing country music and maybe open a theme park BITNEYWOOD, where you to can enter the fun house and see yourself in the same reality shifting, fashion forward mirror she looks in everyday !!

Jeezus, what the fuck is with the stupid hats/wigs and those boots? The rest of her looks fairly decent but does the girl not own another pair of shoes?

Nice to see her in the same general area as the kids, though, even if she does seem pretty much disinterested in them (except for the last pic).

@62 - FRIST how am I a copycatter? Who else is plucking the hair from their nuts?

Do you want to go out to dinner tonight?

Ooooh... so Brit dresses all chaste when her kids are around... the mark of a true whore.

Call me, Brit!!!

Ruby - will you be my troll today? I don't know where mine went

Why do you guys get all bent outta shape that she is wearing the same shoes everyday? big deal. I'm sure all of you wear the same shoes everyday or alternate between a few pairs. The girl is an entertainer and entertainers dress up. She is not walking down the street like that, she is rehearsing and that is her costume.

Fishnets with holes in them are hot and Britney is fucking gorgeous and all you people hating on her are just miserable jealous cockmonkeys. How about next time you insult her looks, you post a picture of your fat ass with it so we can judge you since Im sure everyone on this site commenting is gorgeous!

Can she not afford to buy better wigs? Or just, you know, go with the Natalie Portman pixie thing. Cuz these wigs all look like bad tranny hair.

yeah, we're so jealous that we want to shave our head & go to rehab too.

and if she was walking down the street like that, i'm sure she'd make more money hooking than she is now doing nothing.

Sure, Jimbo! Was your troll schack? And how do I know it is reaaallllly you?

@71 Internet forum lemur "attack" #1268: rant incoherently at the regulars and ask for pictures of them.

Nice try, but we already know that your rants are hackneyed and weak and that they come from a well known list. Also, your name is stupid.

@ 71....buhahahahahahahaha welcome to the fun house !!!

at least she is tryin, ya'll.

@71 -- Everyone on this site is gorgeous... well except danielle and kelLIE. And I personally have a huge cock. Stop googling Brit and ending up in the hell hole of insults, cesspools, and dried up semen. Yea I'm sure it reminds you of home, but you'll be leaving your dignity at the door.

@71 her boots are fugly. Just like yo mama. (How's that for a warm welcome?)

#71 - you did get one thing correct. Brit is an entertainer. I find her self-destruction most entertaining.

I can't wait unit the sex tape comes out with Brit being gang banged. Because she can't let Kim K.'s tape be better than hers.

Someone get the Bang Bros. on this project Brit + 48 inches of manmeat + video camera = TRUE ENTERTAINMENT!!

"The girl is an entertainer and entertainers dress up."

So do 3 year olds. nuff said

HAHAHAHAHA in the last picture (#8), it looks like "her son" is wearing a wig too.

i bet her feet stink

imran karim

She must have blown one hot fart, theirs a hole right were her hole is!

Her booty is out of control.

The boots and ugly wig ruin it.

Goddamn, that girl has quite the ass on her.

If I see these boots one more time, I'm seriously going to punch something.

I think I had a bad dream about her boots last night.

I can't take it any longer. Someone needs to do something.

SHE'S STLL FAT. HER LEGS ARE HUGE AND DISGUSTING. AND I BET HER VAG SMELLS OF ROTTING FISH. SHE LOOKS ABOUT 40 YEARS OLD. TRULY AN UGLY FAT WHORE WHO HAS NO BUSINESS BEING MOTHER. SELFISH BITCH.

#12 and just who invented "wardrobe malfunction"? Butt-chest, that's who. And while our children's retinas burned, she got her fantasy rocks off-with the white guy who kept his clothes on. A Janet Jackson/Cisco Adler pairing would be appropriate.

Dr. Phowstus, have fun honey but please make Britney check the umbrella at the door.

Wedgeone, your troll is delightfully clever.

Where is my darling Lowlands?? I am missing you and your commentary.

why the hell is she putting wigs on her kids?

and why the hell does she have holes near her crotch? those arent dance lessons she's going to people!

IVE GOT IT !!!!!!!!
from the days she's been hiding her ankle from view of the public, it doenst take a brain surgeon to figure it out.

i think she is wearing a court ordered
alcahol sensor on her ankle,and she DOESNT WANT ANYONE TO KNOW !

if the sensor device senses any alcahol fumed eminating from her pores it will tell the court if she has been drinking any booze,
mandatory weekly checks so see if shes been drinking.

BRUNNETE AND PROUD !!

and she's most probably doing it for the child custody case judge that whether or not she's fit to have full custody.

Post # 71..must be Brittney's ass kisser..#78--PlowShit...go fuck yourself, that dick must be small or u wouldn't be saying its LARGE....the kid Brittney is holding must be a friends..funny how she finally picked up a kid after all the kid insults I gave her...

#89---you couldn't of said it better...

RE: #90 Sorry Barbado, Danielle's stupid remark cost you a point. *lowlands gives woodhorse tally mark* I am not washing your car this weekend.

She must like them-thar boots...

Now if only someone could train her how to dress.

Look at those buttcheeks hang'n outta her shorts....I can only hope that is her kid..doubtful......

WHITE TRASH SLOB.

Can U just imagine the smell...the sun is beating down on those stinky boots,,OMG,,,change your stupid boots.

She looks better than about a month ago.I'll take a next sixpack.

Thankfully her kids have already forgotten her by now and won't have to see mommy dressed as Trailerpark Crack Ho Super Hero.

Give me a reason to just keep keepin' on.....
*sniffle

What are you all talking about!? She is Smokin Hot! I'd pay a 50 cents to tap that any day! Shoot, when the trailer homes a rockin, don't come a knockin!

you guys might have noticed my grammar mistake "a 50 cents." I was gonna put down "a dollar," but I reconsidered and thought that would be too much.

I see DingDong DrPlowShit hasn't arrived, MygoodSir is busy doing his profession, sticking mygoodsir up his assssss.

Hey, Britney....you know what is a great workout?
Carrying your own fucking kids! Do they wonder why mommy hardly ever holds them? Or do they think your manny and your nanny are mommy and daddy, and you are the crazy cousin who drinks alot?

#108--TOTALLY LOVE THE COMMENT....

Forget the boots, wig and fishnets, has anyone here spared a thought for that poor baby that man is carrying for her?? It is smothered by that yellow sweater - how can it breathe for f*cks sake? You can see it's little arm hanging out at the side which means it's head is where that enourmous sweater is lumped! This photo is full of many shames but surely this has to be the greatest shame of all?

I'd bone Brit and let her kids watch... cartoons in the other room. Don't be fucking sick.

#111==U F'n wish...Hey Brittney...good comeback..next time write a song and actually sing it..u and Ashless Simpson should team up, since both of u fake singing..5 old songs in 14 minutes,WOW,SOME COMEBACK.....Ashlee can teach U the HOoooooooo---------doowwwwnnnnnn,,,,,

Britney is as beautiful as ever. She is strong-willed and ambitious. Her life is an open book, so controversy is expected. Overall, she supports her children, her family, her ex, her ex' family...give her credit where credit is due...Britney, you're doing great, you look awesome, and I bet you sound amazing...Keep your chin up, ignore the bad comments and keep on truckin', p.s love the boots!