Apr 30 2007Britney Spears wears see through outfit

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That bitch stole my outfit. I wore that last night down at the glory-holes.

I don't care if she wants to run around town half naked, but *please* get some new fishnets without holes, Brit. For the love of all that is holy...

She looks like some crazy bag lady that's been living on the streets.

WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY!!!

Mentally ill.

Damn, I wore the exact same outfit this past Saturday.

Didn't see your post #3.

LOL, I bet we'd look like twins.

oh my fucking god. britney, fire your psychiatrists, fire your stylist, fire your parents, fire your drivers.

hire personal tutors, go back to school, read a couple of books, try lacan.com...

and STOP TRYING TO LOVE YOURSELF

Just because Cinderella hired a team of mice to make a dress doesn't mean that all mice and rats are stylists.
Although you can't blame them for wanting to work with her exclusively, considering how she probably smells like a giant vat of processed cheese.

Teetee hit the mark, there's no way she could go out dressed like that and be a sane person, it's just kinda sad really.

she's not insane.

why won't anyone say the obvious? she's an excruciatingly sane person, trying too hard to look healthy, but she doesn't realize that the health she imitates is everybody else's sickly sweet poison... it's the final fig leaf for those who have to LIE themselves into HAPPINESS- crazies

WOW
Uhm...today I'm thinking, hooker meets gramma meets going to the beach meets hoedown. How can I incorporate that into my outfit?

I just heard on the Radio that Britney is suppose to make a surprize perfromnce at one of the House of Blues here is So Cal. I almost want to get tickets just to see what a train wreck this bitch is and it would not cost me very much. If I go I will take a camera

Looks good enough to bang to me.

Of course, I like dirty whores.

Check out the 16th little picture. Nice tramp stamp!!!!

I don't know what to say.
Somebody say something FOR me, please...

you're so boring, jimbo

Its only a matter of time before she ruins someones nice white couch with those dirty boots just like Rick James did....

Blow me Schack

Do you think she has some dumb-ass tattoo ("Kevin 4-Ever") on her ankle so she's kinda stuck with the boot look? Heh.

"FUCK YO COUCH PARIS!"

Schack, why don't you go back to trolling me. You were much more entertaining then

#10- I don't think so? You're a tranny, from Texas and I'm a mid-western boy on my own.

It totally goes with her see-through self-esteem. And the pull-out target over her ass crack.

Does she wear the same fishnets everyday? If so, I bet the smell would bring in the dogs for miles around.

Thanks for the phone call Schack

To think... we actually used to think KFag was the asshole......

@30 Who ever thought K-Fed and Larry Berkhead would be fighting for father of the year

Does she jump into the car like one of the Duke boys?

i never called you and i never trolled you.

maybe it was the FB fucking I

She's just screaming for attention. Why is it that celebrities dress so oddly? They have all the money in the world, and yet dress like the hobo on 12th St. that tried to sell me her toothbrush. I mean, get a fucking clue.

P.S. the wig is not really working for her. When you can see her short hair under the wig, it sort of defeats the purpose of one, now doesn't it?

Frederick's of Hollywood is making casual clothing now too? Who knew?

Please Lord, let this never ever end.
It's just too entertaining to stop.

In all fairness, I believe she and Bobby Trendy have wager going on....

I LOVE how in the first two pics she's like, "Doo doo doo doop.. yup, just normal me little old walking around shopping like nothing is out of the ordinary.."

It's like Grey Gardens, only without the Gardens.

Jimbo--that's fucking great.

#38...kudos on the grey gardens reference.

she should get ahead of the game and start developing and licensing the "britney post-rehab hoochie halloween costume" for 2007. she could put the jr. k-toddlers thru college with it.

Check out the last pic! You can see her nasty sweaty real hair growing out underneath the wig, ewwwwwwwwwww!

Wow.
I never expected her to go this fucking insane. I thought Christina AguWhateverTheWhoresNameIsA would have been the first one to snap, but Britney surprised me and actually turned out to be quality entertainment after all. She's like a Mariah Carey/Tara Reid cocktail. Better enjoy it while it lasts though. She's standing hand in hand with Lindsay Lohan in the line for tickets to the Anna Nicole Smith after party. I wonder which one will have her "accident" first?

Sorry #34, you beat me to it. I'm sure in a couple weeks she'll be busting out the butch hairdos with her overalls and flannel...and yes...the cowgirl boots!

Oh, and Brit, GREAT PARKING JOB BY THE WAY!

umm, mariah carey's name should not be uttered in the same sentence as any superficial fare

Who actually goes out like this? Walks the streets in this crap?

Oh yea...

HOOKERS!!!!!!

Mom of the year award goes to SPEAR BRITNEY!!!!!

the way she always wears those boots reminds me of wynonna rider in Mermaids. lol.

I've been ragging on Britney for not spending time with her kids, but I guess it's best that they not hang out with her too much. They'd probably be traumatized by all the men asking her how much for a blowjob. This may be the worst outfit I've ever seen on a celebrity, and that includes that insane swan dress Bjork wore to the Oscars or whatever that time.

Stay classy, Britney, show us all how it's done.

I just heard that Britney was seen making out at an LA night club with Sangina from American Idol

MY GOD....those friggin' fishnets most DEFINATELY can stand up without her funky ass in them....the crotch has probably rotten plumb out! eiwwwww....(gag reflex kicks in)

#50 mmmmmmmm yes, I bet they'd make my eyes water if I could sniff them.

Well by the lard dying by the tunderin geez how are you doing you son of a B. You won't get your hose fixed by dressing like that, you are still just a hoe in a cow girly hat.

gotta loves sluts yo. good thing she had c-sections so her box is still tight. Glad to have that body back and not the ugly fat one.

Sometimes I question my focus, but the fact that I can look at an outfit like that and spot the fact that she's worn the same ratty fishnets for a month and a half proves fine attention to detail. It's like spotting the fuzzy dice in the middle of a 10 car pile up.

I want to make fun of her but I can't help thinking that's pretty damn sexy. Maybe I have a white trash fetish.

Oh the only thing to say here is dammit, ugly white trash attention grabber ho, and those FUGLY damn boots and fishnets, I think she shits through the fishnets never takes them off.

What the hell is wrong with her? She looks like a drag queen. And what about her children? Today was the nannies day-off so they could not carry them around Britch???

#11, in response to the firing driver comment:

Obviously she had to because she couldn't afford the $10/hour she was paying them.

Please note how long it's been since she's driven a car, she had to crawl in from the PASSENGER side in order to find the driver's side.
And she took her shoes off to climb over the seat, all she needs is her one kid to act as her seat belt and off she goes into the night! or lamp post... or killing pedestrians on the side walk..

#57 I know several drag queens that would be upset with your comment. I'm one of them.

she looks good.....outfit...not so much...but the body looks good! i do like the style of her bikini....and the sheer thing is nice as like a cover up to the beach...but the boots...ugh

Jimbo: are you seriously beefing with schack or are you guys just being trolled? I'm confused (normal for Mondays).

Must have been a Lezbo cop that pulled her over, either that or a panty-wearing fag cop.

It's sad when hookers are looking at her going "Grrrrrl, you need ta take yo ass to a better store"

Her kids nowhere in sight - again!

she's so embarrassing, goddamn. she doesn't even have her torn up old fishnets on straight. GAAAAHH.

why doesn't ANYONE in hollywood tell her what the fuck she looks like before she walks out the door?

many of us wish she was invisible and we could see through her instead
that is one hideous heifer

I repeat from my post last week: I believe a decoy is afoot. I mean, it's not just the same boots and the hats--those are the same fishnets from last week. AND, most tellingly, she has two different sets of boobs--seemingly real ones and a set of fake ones. I'm not really sure why I care, but that's not really the point.

Just when you think she can't be any more of an attention whore she breaks out the see-thru clothing to add to the Inspector Gadget hat.

And those boots have to smell terrible as we know this poor drunk attention whore has hygiene issues. yuck, ya'll.

I wish she would wear stirup pants and a tweedy bird t-shirt that says "waaaaaning, mood swing in pwogwesss".

Nothing says "I'm an adult" like disney logos.

If you think about it, how is this worse than when Lilo was running down the street in her bikini smoking a cigarette like a crazy cracked out whore? At least Britney's covering herslf up in see through clothes...hmmm.....nevermind.

But check out her own hair poking out under the wig in the last pic. Gross. The whole package is disturbing. All these crystal-clear signs of her mental instability, and nobody's doing a goddamned thing to intervene.
Hey, Lindsay, put down the pipe and read some of these to Britney.

If you think about it, how is this worse than when Lilo was running down the street in her bikini smoking a cigarette like a crazy cracked out whore? At least Britney's covering herslf up in see through clothes...hmmm.....nevermind.

So it was Britney that I saw fellating a homeless guy by that underpass near the Kennedy Center ...

No Bern, that was me.

I just don't get it. WTF is wrong with this bitch???

GOOD LORD !!!!! She is out in broad daylight in the middle of the afternoon dressed like this... I might cut her some slack if she was headed in to a Goth club in Hollywood or even 40 Duce at 2 am. But not shopping in Encino at 2 pm on a Saturday. For Christ sake at this point she is scaring lil kids. No wonder we never see her kids with her they must think it is trick or treat every day.

How is possible for ANYONE to have this bad taste in clothes!! Hell truly the homeless of Santa Monica and hollywood hookers dress better then her

60, that coverup is not nice for anywhere, especially the beach. if i saw someone with a lace tuxedo wanna be shirt on at the beach, i'd use them as shark food.

poll: which smells worse, the boots or the crotch of the fishnets?

75 ~ Good times. Next time you are that close to the Kennedy Center -- whether fellating a hobo, or not -- try to take in a showing of Corilianus.

I kinda feel sorry for her, trying to look sexy but only making a fool of herself.

#78 the boots have to smell worse than her fishnets.

Why why why Britney??? I agree with 80,
trying to be something sexy when all she looks like is trailer trash.. someone who has all the money in the world and has to dress like a superscank? 25 year old disaster of a mother/singer/actress.. get rid of the wig already! you must have SOME hair by now!! no wonder Paris dumped her, some dogs you just can't teach new tricks!!

Ruby - It is a long story. I am amused by it all.

#78 I say it's the fishnets that smell worse...

You know how they say, in the spirit of human equality, "we all pull our pants on, one leg at a time"? Well, in this case, its, "we all pull our pantyhose on one leg at a time, but then Britney fucks up the right leg and has the seam winding around her leg like a drunken snake".

That, my dears, is proof of her insanity: whoever puts on *seamed* pantyhose incorrectly and then doesn't even notice a winding, black line where there shouldn't actually be one, is certifiable.

Is that like a fishnet onsey?

85, this is my point, the evidence of her stark raving madness just keeps piling up.
She is not a well woman.

Hey Lindsay,
(since we know you read this)

Your post before this has almost 1/3 less comments and has been up longer. Your star is falling, heads up!

I am holding my breathe waiting for the Brit's "BIG CUM BACK".....
****Not really*****
As for the poll::::::The fishnets got to win by a nose...hehehe

#85 - Yeah. Bingo.

Kinda like when she underwent her 1st "rehab" stint (or was it the second...? third?...) and was photographed wearing cargo pants with the long, clear-plastic size-sticker still on the leg.

It just ain't fit. She's loco.

Look closely. This is Shiloh's future.

@90 -- That wasn't a size sticker. It was there to measure how long her dick is.

@92-- Stop teasing me, I wish she had a dick.

85, she probably sleeps in the fishnets, so they're bound to get all twisted up & we know she doesn't look in the mirror, so how would she even notice?

Gothic Redneck. I love that style.

Well sure, now we know what retarded LOOKS like, but what does it SMELL like? Other than K-Fed's man chowder of course...

LMAO @95!!
Jim, one day ya gotta tell me about it.

@Frist: Hey. I remember Lohan running in a bikini but she was poolside at the Delano hotel in South Beach. Quite different to what this 'tard is doing.

I am angry with myself. I had a shred of sympathy for this messed up tramp. What was I thinking? Apparently I wasn't...

My first thought was she looks like a lady of the night who had been roughed up a little. My second thought was TexasTranny,Jesus Christ I LOVE THAT NAME!!

It describes two of my favorite things in one word: 1. Texas and 2. Trannys. Now if only you somehow worked peanut butter in there, we would be friends for-ever!!

Love,
trashyandclassy

"Gothic Redneck" HAHAHAHAHAHA!

wow,what she's wearing must look familiar to everyone on the fish. she's already worn that pink bikini top with those black undies a couple of months ago. i wouldn't be surprised if she didn't clean them..... most likely she didn't.

Good God, does the skank ever change out of those fishnets?

I've seen Gothic Hippie, but not Gothic Redneck. Britney is so unique.

I wonder how many cops she fellated in order to get out of her speeding offense. I'm also curious as to why no one has run over her with a truck yet & put us all out of our misery.
Glad to see that my troll has moved on. I can live in peace again.

...why is she wearing the fake nose and glasses in the first picture???...

i can tell it's her, why the disguise???...

63,69 & 71--POTD!! I had tears, you ppl crack my ass up.

Someone else said it last week-can't remember who-but I swear the girl has some kind of monitor on her ankle. If it were a crazy monitor, the fucker woulda done broke.

I hope this flooz performs @HOB. I can't wait to see the pix of her when she chokes.

What a whore. Isnt it enough she has to pick up in rehab? She just continues to make kfed shine. Total twit.

Lol. #38

God. She has the same obsession with those ugly cowboy boots that she did with those white high-heeled flip flops that she wore everywhere last year.

How long will it take for the boots to fall apart?

i still want to have sex with her.

108/109 - and that is the million dollar statement & question. As far as obsessive fugliness goes.

What would complete this outfit is a white cane with a red tip, then it would all make sense.

Britney clearly shops at Fashions From The House of WTF. Their label reads is "It's the SHITTIEST!"

britney needs a reality check.

Hey Brittney bitch...you need a top that's not made for a child..you tit is falling out the side, A-hole..U look like a $10.00 whore, I see U still have those stinky boots on..where's your kids...?

"People do not love me anymore. I should be a slut so they will."

Why does that one pop up in women's heads?

Hey Jimbo, did you find out what House of Blues? I think it's ironic she's going to try to perform at a House of Blues at all..
I remember hearing a couple of months ago the K-Fed was suppose to play here at the DT Disney one, but they couldn't sell enough tickets so they canceled his show.

It's like the "emperor's new clothes" all over again. She thinks she looks fabulous, we're all laughing at how bad she looks. Sad, but that's what happens when you think you know it all and are unwilling to listen to reason.

And for heaven's sake, will someone rip those fishnets off of her legs so she's forced to buy new ones? Lazy and crazy ... bad combination.

I swear this outfit looked waaaaaaay better when she was sucking my cock.

#99...... I think I love you. No, no I know I love you.

Still can't believe with all her money she can't afford a new pair of fishnets -- besides we have been exposed (or better yet she has exposed) to her legs in those SAME EXACT fishnets for days on end -- I have to assume she smells like A** by now -- YUK. But maybe she just sprays on some of her lovely perfume and walks out the door after all she has no hair to wash - LOL.

Notice the 2nd. small pic at the top,,it has a chalkboard in it..please don't tell me she went to the kids daycare dressed like a 2 cent whore..and we really needed to see the shit that is packed in her ass crack in the last pic...some career..don't hear ya, only see your sick choice of clothing..

Why does BS wear a see through outfit? A)Because she thinks she's a sexy body.B)She's to release gas on regular base.C)Because of the always sunny Californian weather.

So what if she dresses the way she does ? She has more clothes on than that slut paris hilton wears on any given day. What people fail to notice is that she does have her figure back after 2 kids, and she is out shopping instead of cooped up in a drug rehab and feeling suicidal. She pays for her own clothes, she can wear what she wants. Shes young, rich, talented, and has motherhood. No one can judge her, because no one lives with her behind closed doors. She is a good mother, if she wasnt her kids would have been taken by now, with all the times that social services has been called on her. If anyone should be critisized, its the photogs who have nothing better to do than hound her just to make a few bucks. I think personally that shaving her head was like a cleansing to her, to shed the image she felt forced to keep up with for public sake. And I will bet that the people who make fun of her for shaving her head probably need to shave a few things off themselves, like meaness and a few pounds. WTF ??!! Leave this girl alone already.. Sounds like jealousy to me.

So what if she dresses the way she does ? She has more clothes on than that slut paris hilton wears on any given day. What people fail to notice is that she does have her figure back after 2 kids, and she is out shopping instead of cooped up in a drug rehab and feeling suicidal. She pays for her own clothes, she can wear what she wants. Shes young, rich, talented, and has motherhood. No one can judge her, because no one lives with her behind closed doors. She is a good mother, if she wasnt her kids would have been taken by now, with all the times that social services has been called on her. If anyone should be critisized, its the photogs who have nothing better to do than hound her just to make a few bucks. I think personally that shaving her head was like a cleansing to her, to shed the image she felt forced to keep up with for public sake. And I will bet that the people who make fun of her for shaving her head probably need to shave a few things off themselves, like meaness and a few pounds. WTF ??!! Leave this girl alone already.. Sounds like jealousy to me.

RUBYSLIPPERS===HI BRITTNEY!!!!!ASSHOLE...How can you be a good mother when your never with your kids..what a doof...and if your not Brittney, than clearly ...your sucking her dick...

Is it me or did she walk through the car to get to the other side of it. One pic shows her getting into the drivers side, them climbing over to the passenger side, then finally out the other side. This is the most complicated chinese fire drill in history.

#126 Holy heck, you're right!!
I'm so confused now

It's rather obvious that she does this on purpose... just as with a little child, any attention is good attention. Looking decent and a bit normal would get kind of boring and we'd all move on to gawk at someone else.

#65 - The people around her probably tell her she looks great like that so she will go out in public and they can have a good laugh at her expense.

Anyway that's what I would do.

Ripped Fishnets? Was that ever in style?

Maybe 1986 when samantha fox did it...but she was only famous for like a week...I think it was the ripped fishnets that killed her career.

And does she just buy those hats with the wig attached like you get at the halloween stores? Think Groucho Marx glasses...yeah, yeah...thats the ticket Britney. Crazy ass hoe

HOOKERTRASH--TEN DOLLAR,PLEASE!

I bet Justin Timberlake goes home every night and says a prayer of thanksgiving that he's not sticking his dick in THAT anymore!!

Britney, thanks for making me feel normal.

I LIKE YOUR COMEBACK,,COULDN'T COME UP WITH ANY NEW SONGS..REAL GOOD COMEBACK ,,,AND YOU COULDN'T EVEN SING THEM,,EVERYONE THERE SAID YOU WERE FAKING IT..LIKE ASHLEE SIMPSON..U KILL ME..JUST TELL YOURSELF ITS OVER, YOUR DONE..EVEN AVRIL CAN WRITE A NEW SONG FOR HERSELF,WHAT CAN U DO..WEAR TRASHING CLOTHES..THAT'S ABOUT ALL..NICE COMEBACK,STUPID BITCH.

This bitch is crazy... And not in that fun, double penetration bookakee porno kinda way.

I mean REALLY crazy!

This bitch is a fat cunt and horrible selfish mother.