Apr 25 2007Britney Spears nipple slip (sort of)

omg FRIST!!!

You know she tore the shirt on purpose.
Attention Whore!

Congrats wedge. The urge to post frist!! was almost uncontrollable

...i didn't know the joker had tits...

Looks like she's got a nice pair of f'in bologna tits.

OH HEY LOOK AT THAT. Never saw that before. Not hundreds of other (on purpose) times.

eeww HHAHAHAH! she's got sausages for boobs... no matter how fat or thin she gets, she's still gonna look that stupid

what a sped.
it's so insulting that people that look like they dance around and clap wildly when they spell the word "poop" correctly can be multi-millionaires.

Why does this bitch always have her giant mouth open?

No, I'm FRIST!!!

Yeah.....what is it with that stupid assed smile, ALL THE TIME!!!!

Wonder how many bugs she swallows on a day to day basis.

She probably didn't rip the shirt herself.
I'm guessing that whatever bacteria got into her brain and forced her to shave her head probably came through her skin as well and ripped the shirt downwards when the paps started flashing. I think I read somewhere that the bacteria only controlls the person whenever pictures are being taken of them.

It's called: Immanobodypleasetakemypictureitis.

Or, Britney's a attention whore. Give or take.

The shirt ripped because it's cotton.

Picked by relatives, danielle?

Excellent.

Either the car is not moving or they are not going that fast. With the top down the wind would be sure to knock that hat and toupe of hers off with it. Which would be a much more enjoyable picture.

God you're like a fungus.

who let the crazy rehab bitch behind the wheel?
i hope the 2 of them drive off a cliff thelma and louise style.

I've got $10 that says she does Playboy as part of her comeback... Just suggestive semi-naked shots though... No payoff with hooters or poon...

Any takers?

Or Final Destination 2 style. Just imagine Brit Brit flying off a rollercoaster, cheetos in hand and everything.

Nah. She'll wait too long, and it'll be Hustler instead, complete with the failure to airbrush the pimples and razor burn.

I'll bet $20. Only, instead of Playboy i'll bet she poses for Healthy Pet Journal.

...Jeeeezus.

Not THIS bald pig again.

It'll be Playboy, but they'll make her show her glistening chocowinkie.

I avoid such embarrassing "accidents" by wearing a new-fangled contraption called a "brassiere." Someone could make a million bucks if he or she introduced this cutting edge nipple-hiding device at the "Attention-Seeking-Washed Up-or-Never Really Did Anything at All Anyway-Hollywood-Skank" convention.

fergernauster you need to stop repeating what those girls muttered under their breath at the bar last night.

I'm telling you, it won't be Playboy.

I mean, unless Hef decides to go out of business because God knows he will if he ever put that thing on the cover.

Hell, he might wind up digging his own grave 'cause he overlooks all the photoshoots and...I wouldn't suggest an 80+ year old being in the same room as as naked Britney Smears. It might get ugly.

If she were driving fast, she'd be bald right now

#24... Hee heeeeeee. You got 'er, Pontiac! :D

DanYELL--why you dissin' the Almighty and shit?! (#15) It's not his fault you turned your life into a Ringling Bros. meets 2 Live Crew.

She has a friend????

@28.

Let me clear that up Ms. Critter,

I meant to say [Gumbo] you're like a fungus...not God. Sorry about that.

Also, quit while you're ahead with the lame slang game. You just look like an ass when you type the shit.

And...who the hell is 2 Live Crew? Sounds like one of your drunken gangbangin' parties you have every weekend. Take care of your kids ya ho!

Me... needs to... see pics of Nicole Richie... STAT. Where in tarnation is that wispy l'il vixen nowadays?

Sexy little praying mantis... Cum to pappy...

#29/aka veggi... we all know she has only paid "friends".

If memory serves a couple of years ago Playboy offered Cheeto Whore more money than anybody ever, and the offer was always on the table. December issue, no doubt with more paint on it than the Sistine Chapel.

Good GAWD! Everyone knows who 2 Live Crew is..... come on now!

SWEET! The troll is back again. Because everyone who knows the REAL wedgeone knows that he would NOT spell first "frist". wedgeone spellchecks!
Way to sneak in "glistening chocowinkie" again, bonescalp! You get more boring every day.

That wig ... WTF!?! She looks Rastafarian with that on!

Anyone know who the chick riding shotgun is? And please don't make comments about my wife, girlfriend, or lesbian lover, Wallette. It's a serious question.

Heh heh... "Cheeto Whore".

I will henceforth (with your permission, of course) use that phrase on my potato-chip-addicted co-worker.

Who's 2 Live Crew????!!!! And you call yourself black? Wait. wait. wait. DanYELL....you mean all this time you been making us think you're black you're.....really.....a wigger? Who's 2 Live Crew....I've seen it all now.

OK... tangent here, I know, but... which state is greasier ... Rhode Island or New Jersey?

Fuck you, that's who's greasier.

DanYELL.....Whitey Almighty, Cracker-Assed Cracker!

jrz, are you out of Midol?

Ferg, please feel free.

Hey, ask a stupid question...get a Jersey answer.

I can't wait until we get a Perez Hilton nipple slip!!!

Britney still sucks.

I'm so fucking bored right now...

Britney Spears' pimples have nip-slips of their own on occasion.

@32. Yes, most likely right, but why doesn't she pay someone to adjust her hats correctly?

"Good God, everyone knows who 2 Live Crew is"

[laughing]

Good for fucking you. Have a party.

I know who the fuck they are you dumbass. It still doesn't mean I listened to their music. If you can call it that.

@37.

I'm gonna agree with 41 and go out and buy you a box.

BTW- Since when does every black person have to listen to raunchy rap music? Based on your over dramatic post, I would guess your ass listens to Marilyn Manson or some other emo shit. Sit the fuck down and lay off the liquor.

It's her little sister! I knew there was good reason I instantly reached my full 4.371 inches! Sixteen is a little old, but I'd offer her candy any day - I'm firing up the van right now!

Britney kidnapped & drugged Sara Michelle Gellar, and SMG actually looks quite pleased to play hostage!

Only insane people smile like that. looks like Brit is about ready to take a flight over the cukoo's nest.

Calm down Casper.....I mean, DanYELL. So is it tough for your fine white girl hair to stay in the cornrows?

BTW, Britney's nipple resembles a melted puddle of mini creme-eggs.

This is completely unsurprising, which is sad because I keep thinking about what her two little sons are doing ... maybe they are being sacrificed to Moloch?

And here we see Britney swinging around like a loopy chimpanzee, gaping and gallivanting, wearing about as much clothing as Tarzan. It's sick.

why is her fucking mouth always open like that?

#54... yes. And I'd just bet my crusty anus that if she treated her purse-pooch similarly, she'd now be fined and/or in prison.

This is great. I can go to lunch and I am still making post.

FRIST - What have I been saying. That dumb bitch can never shut her mouth. Every picture you see of her is with her mouth wide open

Mouth Wide Open. Just like that Spice Beckham woman.

and here i thought there was no hope for the world of porn when all of a sudden BOOM! Britney's Nipple emerges and...still no hope.
...and when do we FINALLY get to hear about Nicole Richie's neck exploding or Ashley Simpson's rapid weight loss all of a sudden down to a -0? or a -6? or Rosie's sudden death fall from the top of a cliff? man the stories today are just...boring

you can make post with me any day.

The NSFW version was even weak -- all most safe enough for someone working at a convent.

I hate this slut.

Hey dumbfuck. You said you didn't know who 2 live crew was. Or was that your psychological disorder where you have two or more disassociated personalities?

Britney & Akon need to get it on. Girl requires non-stop full-luvin' and Akon is just the man.

#63 she's not 14...i don't think that's gonna work...wait! Maybe she'll wait for Joe Francis

I would love to make a post with you!!!

veggi--she's confused today....she keeps forgetting she's a black girl trapped in a white Sasquatch's body.

goddamnit, troll. you're gonna ruin my name!

55: I don't know, but I really want to shove something deep down her throat. :)

i hope you don't mean your peener.

Oral sex is overrated.

Lets see if my troll can figure this one out.

@70 Says who???

I can't see her nipple,too much loose skin probably.

YOu don't mean you vajayjay?

Jimbo you have to stop trying to kick the football every time Lucy seems to be holding it out.

Well, no not necessarily... many things could be shoved down her throat. Socks, lightbulbs, fire crackers ... Erm. I think it's unwise to continue this reverie.

Ahhh….Brit showing her naughty bits in public again….all feels right with the universe again. I feel…at peace.

how about a nice shiny red delicious.

if we remove the sillies first, i bet we'd make a really good roast outta her.

Britney's privates are so dirty that even the crabs have dropped off and crawled on o'er to Paris.

@52.

I think I would shoot myself if I were white, ya know, to keep up with that good ole' statistic. Besides, I hate white. Such an ugly non-color. But you pull it off just fine. Go fuck yourself.

@62.

No sweetie, you're the dumbfuck, not I. It's called sarcasm...look it up.

And last but most certainly not least...

@66-

Is that your life story? I'm beginning to think so.

#11 BACTERIA??? "I think I read somewhere that the bacteria only controlls the person whenever pictures are being taken of them.

It's called: Immanobodypleasetakemypictureitis."

Jesus H. Christ on a crutch, that is beyond a doubt the most STUPIDEST fucking limp-dicked thing I have ever read. Ever. And that includes krazihottkelli's all-cap dribbles. You just shit all over yourself, you douchebag, and there's just no coming back from that.

DanYELL....What's an Ole Statistic? Is that....some kind of spanish thing?

Biatcho - I find this all very amusing and while Lucy my be holding the football out there, I am just watching to see how long she will keeep it out there. I was born at night but it was not last night

Hi danielle, I was just rollin on dubs listening to this and I thought of you. If I may:

I'm quite single
And occassionally I mingle
But aside from all the rest
You sparks my interest
No m'aam I don't know you
Just offerin the common respect I feel I owe you
Also, some conversation, companionship
Common ground and common sense
There's no such thing as coincidence
In me findin you here
And I really hate screamin in yo ear
So some other time, OK
I waited a day
Hello, this is Carlito
From a coupla days ago
You sound tired
Forgive me if I call you too late
But what better time to relate mindstate
Where could I begin?
Has anyone ever told you have beautiful skin?
You're more than welcome
What do you desire within?
I just wanna be
There's no need to put titles on you and me
Those are limitations
Livin and learnin are our only obligations
Equality, honesty, independence
Intelligence emotin and devotion
Humbly seekin to hear God when he's speakin to us
A one time my mind just couldn't concieve
A woman had to dress a certain way to believe
But, in the same breath allow me to say
That, if you believe, young lady, you wouldn't dress that way
And I was attracted to your class
I couldn't see all yo ass
And I was very content
You deserved every compliment
Indifferences make us the same
You gotta have some game, or
You ain't even gonna be able t take care of yoself
I love when I look at you, I see my reflection
So I offer my love, affection and protecton
Shorty, you dead fine
But the bottom line is, you still my sista
Well, I say
You're my beginnin, my end
You're my sista lover and friend
God is your light from within
It shines from your beautiful skin
What they say 'bout you ain't true
There's no me if there is no you
I hope that you understand
You got to respect yourself before I can
I met you and y'all knew
Saw you again on Marietta
Downtown Atlanta
Checkin your long legs, got me smirkin
Fixed me dinner one night, candles lit
Thought you was slick in the beginnin
But it teurned out you wouldn't lie
Looked me in my eye
I listened
Sucked it up, pushed on
We made amends
Both sides clicked, true friends
Since then, years done gon by
Brought a baby girl into this world
Made our parents grandfolk
Household with no hope
Took care of ye, you me
When shit got put out on the curb
Closer than the skin on the back of my hand
Through the thick and thin
We can win
Beautiful black skin
You're my beginnin, my end
You're my sista lover and friend
God is your light from within
It shines from your beautiful skin
What they say 'bout you ain't true
There's no me if there is no you
I hope that you understand
You got to respect yourself before I can
No need to compete
With the music loud
Or stairs cold
Put on a scale
Of one to ten, you a twelve
I chose her over jail and hell
Originally from ATL
Compatible souls come together
Under bad weather
To discuss the mistrust
Amongst the so-called
Good in every woman
How I wish this was true
I deal with facts only
Already done cloned me
Why I sang the blues
When there's only one God that watches over our every step
I need his help
When I'm walkin
Lookin for the right female
I can't tell sometimes
They tell me the devil's comin humble in his approach
Spontaneous with the game
Caught the naive of a girl fallin for the OK
Let the pistol smoke the one you live by
Die by
Examples of how relationships can be
I rolls the dice
Takin a chance at crappin out
Like today boy
I lost one of my best hips
Natural thick lips
No animal fat implants
Wide load
This daughter workin at the airport
19 years old
Worth more her weight in gold
But it was all my fault
So don't cry, understand
And down the line I want you back
But the feelin ain't mutual
Just promise me you'll find a new man
That's bout some business
Hope she find what her was lookin for
Like Andrea Martin
I wanted to be more than friends
Beautiful black skin
You're my beginnin, my end
You're my sista lover and friend
God is your light from within
It shines from your beautiful skin
What they say 'bout you ain't true
There's no me if there is no you
I hope that you understand
You got to respect yourself before I can

77. Yes! Tökéletes, but I'm too stupid/drunk to think of anything good to add. *faints*

*ORDER UP*ORDER UP*
danielle, your order of BULLSHIT is ready!

(With a side of: we soooo believe you REALLY did know who 2 Live Crew is - you were just being "sarcastic". No, the first answer is the real one - you're just really shitty at covering your ass. Man, it's gotta be a huge one. Lay off the fries.)

@80.

I'm sorry, can you repeat that? Couldn't hear ya with your head stuck in your ass and all. I'll go grab a pen and some paper.

@81.

The suicide statistic you dumbass!!!!!! Geesh, do you even have a brain, or did God just leave a piece of paper saying "I Owe You One".

@83.

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Fuck this shit. You can all continue to play with your wee wee's. This is boring.

83. Thanks for your pointless space-wasting contribution.

Black people don't commit suicide? At all? Ever? Huh......fascinating stuff, Sasquatch.

Boring = Too hard. Typical.

boring is DanYELL's code for her break is over and it's time to get back to the cafeteria line to serve the dinner rush.

If you see a faded sign by the side of the road that says
15 miles to the... love schack! love schack yeah
I'm headin' down the Atlanta highway,
lookin' for the love getaway
Heading for the love getaway, love getaway,
I got me a car, it's as big as a whale
and we're headin' on down
To the love schack
I got me a Chrysler, it seats about 20
So hurry up and bring your jukebox money

The love schack is a little old place
where we can get together
love schack baby, love schack bay-bee.
love baby, that's where it's at,
Ooo love baby, that's where it's at

Sign says.. Woo... stay away fools,
'cause love rules at the lo-o-ove schack!
Well it's set way back in the middle of a field,
Just a funky old shack and I gotta get back

Glitter on the mattress
Glitter on the highway
Glitter on the front porch
Glitter on the hallway

The love schack is a little old place
where we can get together
love schack bay-bee! love schack baby!
love schack, that's where it's at!
Huggin' and a kissin', dancin' and a lovin',
wearin' next to nothing
Cause it's hot as an oven
The whole shack shimmies!
The whole shack shimmies when everybody's
Movin' around and around and around and around!
Everybody's movin', everybody's groovin' baby!
Folks linin' up outside just to get down
Everybody's movin', everybody's groovin' baby
Funky little shack! Funk-y little shack!

Hop in my Chrysler,
it's as big as a whale
and it's about to set sail!
I got me a car, it seats about twenty
So c'mon and bring your jukebox money.

The love schack is a little old place
where we can get together
love schack baby! love schack bay-bee!
(love schack...love schack...)
love schack, that's where it's at!

Bang bang bang on the door baby!
Knock a little louder baby!
Bang bang bang on the door baby!
I can't hear you
Bang bang on the door baby
Bang bang on the door
Bang bang on the door baby
Bang bang
You're what?... Tin roof, rusted!

love schack, baby love schack!
love schack, baby love schack!
love baby, that's where it's at
love schack, baby love schack!
love baby, that's where it's at
Huggin' and a kissin',
dancin' and a lovin' at the love shack!

i actually love that song, jim

#88:

Head, booty, and cock! What you like, fellas?
(Head, booty, and cock) What you like, fellas?
(Head, booty, and cock) Ghetto Style like!
(Head, booty, and cock) What your sister like?
(Head, sex, and welfare checks) What your mama like?
(Head, sex, and welfare checks) Opa Locka like!
(Head, booty, and cock) Overtown like!
(Head, booty, and cock)
No ass, bitch, no backstage pass
(No ass, bitch, no backstage pass)
You say, "No ass, bitch, no backstage pass"
(No ass, bitch, no backstage pass)
Head, booty, and cock! What you like, fellas?
(Head, booty, and cock) Name of this record called
(Head, booty, and cock) What you like, fellas?
(Head, booty, and cock)
No ass, bitch, no backstage pass
(No ass, bitch, no backstage pass)
Say, "Heyyy ho! Hey, hey, hey ho!" You say it!
(Heyyy ho! Hey, hey, hey ho!)
Y'all say, "Heyyy ho! Hey, hey, hey ho!"
(Heyyy ho! Hey, hey, hey ho!)
Everybody say "Heyyy ho! Hey, hey, hey ho!"
(Heyyy ho! Hey, hey, hey ho!)
Head, booty, and cock! What you like, fellas?
(Head, booty, and cock) Michael J like?
(Head, sex, and welfare checks) Even Prince like?
(Head, sex, and welfare checks)
We don't need no music, 'cause all we wanna do,
is sing and dance and party down and play with pussy too! You say it!
(We don't need no music, 'cause all we wanna do,
is sing and dance and party down and play with pussy too)
We don't need no music, 'cause all we wanna do,
is sing and dance and party down and play with pussy too! You say it!
(We don't need no music, 'cause all we wanna do,
is sing and danc

Folks
I'd like to sing a song about the American Dream
About me
About you
About the way our American hearts beat way down in the bottoms of our chests
About that special feeling we get in the cockles of our hearts
Or maybe below the cockles
Maybe in the sub-cockle area
Maybe in the liver
Maybe in the kidneys
Maybe even in the colon
We don't know

I'm just a regular joe
With a regular job
I'm your average white
Suburbanite slob
I like football, and porno, and books about war
I've got an average house
With a nice hardwood floor
My wife, and my job
My kids, and my car
My feet on my table
And a Cuban cigar
But sometimes that just ain't enough
To keep a man like me interested
Oh no, no way, uh uhh
No, I gotta go out and have fun
At someone else's expense
Oh yeah, yeah yeah, yeah yeah yeah

I drive really slow
In the ultra-fast lane
While people behind me are going insane

I'm an asshole
(he's an asshole, what an asshole)
I'm an asshole
(he's an asshole, such an asshole)

I use public toilets
And I piss on the seat
I walk around in the summer time sayin', "How about this heat?"

I'm an asshole
(he's an asshole, what an asshole)
I'm an asshole
(he's the worlds biggest asshole)

Sometimes I park in the handicapped spaces
While handicapped people
Make handicapped faces

I'm an asshole
(he's an asshole, what an asshole)
I'm an asshole
(he's a real fucking asshole)

Maybe I shouldn't be singin' this song
Ranting and raving and carrying on
Maybe they're right when they tell me I'm wrong...
...
NAAAHHHHH!

next time we, um, yeah, next time, can we involve glitter, somehow?

What the fuck is it with this chic? She always has that retarded, goofy grin on her face. I'd love to throw her a brick with a note attached telling her that all the derby hats in the world and cowboy hats in texas won't make her look any better, or make her neck look shorter. Fuck, her psychiatrist needs to rethink his medication therapy on this bitch.
I feel sorry for teh dumbass people who buy in to the illusions that she is genuinely happy. Hell, Xanax and Seroquel will do wonders for nutjobs like this whore.
Unfortunately, Hollywood pimps will remake this trailer trash whore into a household name again, and pre-teens will once again have an excuse to be teenage whores.

Hey asshole, "rescue me" wouldya? hahahaha

Slob on my knob
Like corn on the cob
Check in with me, and do your job
Lay on the bed, and give me head
Don't have to ask, don't have to beg
Juicy is my name
Sex is my game
Let's call the boys, let's run a train
Squeeze on my nuts
Lick on my butt
The natural curly hair, please don't touch
First find a mate
Second find a place
Third find a bag, to hide the ho face
Real name rover
I said bend over
I started to knock, then came the odor
Smelled like mush
Shouldn't had a woosh
Told her to stop, and take a dush
While she did that
I didn't want the cat
So I bounced out and never came back
Suck a nigga dick or something
My nigga D-Magic
Said he had to have it
I said just forget it, it's too craby
Know a little freak, in Hollywood
Sucks on dick, does it real good
She'll give you money, feel up your tummy
House full of kids, parents all schummy
Once had a down, backyard ground
Hit it from the back
Enjoy the sound
Lay on the cover
Always use the rubber
Till I got caught, fucking with her mother
She blamed it on me
We fought in the street
She pulled out a knife, so I had to flee
Called up the boys
Went to her house
Charged the whole place
Threw the bitch out
Police busted in
Where the niggas at
We left just in time, and never came back
Roll through the hood, waving at the freaks
Who's sniffing all the rocks, and smoking all the geeks
Made another stop
Police station
Saw a few cops
Drove by and sprayed them
Licensee tag number
A nigga said he saw
Bogus all the time
Never get caught

#17. I'll see your $10. Bet she shows everything and doesn't take off the boots.

If her nips look that bad, her meat curtains must be horrible.

WTF? this space is for comments on the post, not all that song lyrics up there LOL... you´re nuts!

the poop hole is for pooping, and the eat hole is for eating, except when the eat hole is for vomitting, and the poop hole is for eating.

OH....I see the comment police have arrived.

Is my screen supposed to be sparking like this, with goo dripping from the-

(offline)

@88.

Exactly.

@89.

You're slower than a turtle, seriously.
Crackerville has a higher rate of suicide you dumbfuck. Geesh, calm the fuck down and read a book. One with actual words, not pictures of firetrucks and choo choo trains.

And, would ya stop mentioning my name in every fucking post. Obssesed much?

94 and 95:

You will make fugly babies together. Congratulations.

Did you just learn that in your Anthropology class or something and felt the overwhelming desire to share? Hee. How's the pump fat? Speaking of statistics, Sasquatch, you should watch your weight...type 2 diabetes and hypertension are at skyrocket levels in the african american community. But you're the all-knowing brainiac of demographics....aren't you, Sasquatch.

Damn, My troll is pretty smart

WTF?

DanYELL so fat, she leaves the house wearing high heels and comes home with flats.

HAY GUYZ WUTS GOIN ON?

WHO IS THIS BRITANY SPEERS GIRL ANYWAYZ? LOL!!!!!

Hahaha -- 106 tried to belittle someone's intelligence and/or reading ability in the comment area on a celebrity mockery website.

Classic.

I love irony.

p.s. "Crackerville" also has a significantly lower rate of crime and teenage pregnancy.

@110.

That's your mom...not me. And what is it with you and fat jokes? Are you a formerly obesed reject or something? Maybe you're the chunky one, lady. I bet when you sneeze mayonnaise comes out of your nose.

She looks completely insane.

*sound the alarm, dirt bags, the Comment Police are here*

By-law 47, section C, subsection II:

The posting of songs shall only be allowed IN EXCERPT. While posting a song excerpt at an appropriate time can be funny and entertaining (see comment #95, in which "I'm an asshole" seemed to appropriately fit with the discussion), posting entire songs is annoying, repetitive, unamusing, overly long, pointless, and a clear indication of a douchebag. For example, posting an appropriate chorus can be funny. Posting the entire song, include a repeat of the same chorus on multiple occassions, officially qualifies you as a douchebag and allows you to be ridiculed by others (in fact, even individuals established as douchebags for other purposes will be allowed to ridicule a douchebag under this particular subsection of the by-laws).

So it is written, so it shall be followed.

*Comment Police out*

Fingerbang bang bang Fingerbang bang bang bang bang
I'm gunna fingerbang, bang you into my life.
Girl, you like to fingerbang and it's alright.
Cuz' I'm the king of fingerbang, yea, that's right .
I'll just fingerbang, bang you every night.
And, girl you know that you're the only girl for me,girl.
Girl, you're the girl of my fantasies, you're my girl,
You're my girl, my girl.
Fingerbang, bang, bang, bang, bang...
Fingerbang bang bang bang bang
I'm gunna fingerbang, bang you into my life.
Girl, you like to fingerbang and it's alright.
Cuz' I'm the king of fingerbang, yea, that's right .
I'll just fingerbang, bang you every night.

And I don't want you and I don't need you
Don't bother to resist, or I'll beat you
It's not your fault that you're always wrong
The weak ones are there to justify the strong

The beautiful people, the beautiful people
It's all relative to the size of your steeple
You can't see the forest for the trees
You can't smell your own shit on your knees

There's no time to discriminate,
Hate every motherfucker
That's in your way

[Chorus:]
Hey you, what do you see?
Something beautiful, something free?
Hey you, are you trying to be mean?
If you live with apes man, it's hard to be clean

The worms will live in every host
It's hard to pick which one they eat most

The horrible people, the horrible people
It's as anatomic as the size of your steeple
Capitalism has made it this way,
Old-fashioned fascism will take it away

[Chorus]

There's no time to discriminate,
Hate every motherfucker
That's in your way

Whew! Crackers are crazy!

94. That was not encouragement to add more... what IS that you posted, anyway? It's the stupidest thing I've ever had the displeasure of seeing.

106. You're evil. :)

With all that fucking money, she really needs to get those milk bags done for god sake. Hiddeous nipples too.....

Damn what happened to this bitch, she was uber-hot now she's lynyrd skynyrd roadie....

E mangio pane, pane e sale
e il cielo piove giù
con lacrime d'altomare
acqua che non si ferma più
Ma salgo ancora nuove scale
e vedo ancora + in lì
la luce chiara di domani
precipitando esplode già
E il mattino
sembra tutto
aria serena
e il dolore
si confonde già
nel mattino
sembra un fiume
dopo la piena
nella pace rifluisce già
Guarda i miei occhi come piove
guarda i miei occhi x te
fa che ritorni presto il sole
e che si posi in fronte a me
E il mattino
sarà tutto
aria serena
e la luce ci confonderà
nel mattino
come un fiume
dopo la piena
nella pace rifluisce già
E il mattino...
E mangio ancora pane e sale
e il cielo piove giù
con lacrime d'altomare
acqua che non si ferma più.
Non e' cosi' che passo i giorni Baby come stai
Sei stata li e adesso torni Lady Hey, con chi stai
Io sto qui e guardo il mare
sto con me, mi faccio anche da mangiare
si e' cosi', ridi pure, ma non ho piu' pauredi restare
senza una donna
come siamo lontani
senza una donnasto bene anche domani
senza una donna
che m'ha fatto morir
senza una donna
E' meglio cosi'
Non e' cosi' che puoi comprarmi Baby, tu lo sai
E' un po' piu' giu'
che devi andare lady Yes, se ce l'hai
io ce l'ho vuoi da bere
guardami sono un fiore
Be' non proprio cosi', ridi pure, ma
non ho piu' paure di restare
Senza una donna
come siamo lontani
senza una donna
sto bene anche domani
senza una donnache m'ha fatto morir.......
Io sto qui e guardo il mare
ma perche' continuo a parlare
non lo so ridi pure ma
non ho piu' paure di restare
Senza una donna
come siamo lontani
senza una donna
sto bene anche domani
senza una donna
che m'ha fatto morire
senza una donnavieni qui come on here
senza una donna
ora siamo vicini
senza una donna
sto bene anche domani
senza una donna
che m'ha fatto morir.

@118.

What?

What what? *stares blankly*

Why am I evil?

My mother was a witch, she was burned alive
Thankless little bitch, for tears I cried
Take her down now, don't wanna see her face
All blistered and burnt, can't hide my disgrace

Twenty-seven, everyone was nice
Gotta see 'em make 'em pay the price
See their bodies out on the ice
Take my time

Am I evil? Yes, I am
Am I evil? I am man, yes, I am

As I watched my mother die, I lost my head
Revenge now I sought, to break with my bread
Taking no chances, you come with me
I'll split you to the bone, help set you free

Twenty-seven, everyone was nice
Gotta see 'em, make 'em pay the price
See their bodies out on the ice
Take my time

Am I evil? Yes, I am
Am I evil? I am man, yes, I am, ooh

and with the ashes now, I'll strip your pride
I'll spread your blood around, I'll see you ride
Your face is scarred with steel, wounds deep and neat
Like a double dozen before ya, smells so sweet

Am I evil? Yes, I am
Am I evil? I am man

I'll make my residence, I'll watch your fire
You can come with me, sweet desire
My face is long forgot, my face not my own
Sweet and timely whore, take me home

Am I evil? Yes, I am
Am I evil? I am man
Go!

Solo!

My soul is longing for, await my heir
Sent to avenge my mother, sweep myself
My face is long forgot, my face not my own
Sweet and timely whore, take me home

Am I evil? Yes, I am
Am I evil? I am man

Am I evil? Yes, I fucking am
Am I evil? I am man, yeah

Good to know. I always thought you were.

I'd be a lot more interested in this story if she took off her wig and painted a giant nipple on her head.

Baby beluga in the deep blue sea,
Swim so wild and you swim so free.
Heaven above and the sea below, And a little white whale on the go.

Baby beluga, oh, baby beluga,
Is the water warm?
Is your mama home with you so happy?

Way down yonder where the dolphins play,
Where you dive and splash all day.
Waves roll in and the waves roll out!
See the water squirtin’ out of your spout.

Baby beluga, oh, baby beluga,
Sing your little song, sing for all your friends. We like to hear you.

Baby beluga in the deep blue sea,
Swim so wild and you swim so free.
Heaven above and the sea below, And a little white whale on the go.

When it’s dark, you’re home and fed,
Curl up snug in your water bed.
Moon is shining and the stars are out.
Good night, little whale, good night.

Baby beluga, oh, baby beluga,
With tomorrow’s sun, another day’s begun.
You’ll soon be waking.

kellygirl57 that's hilarious! hahahahaha.

So anyway, how tight is your pussy?

Mouth Wide Open. When she's ready for porn, there's the first title.

You guys make me want to snort heroin...be right back....

there was a hole
in the middle of the ground
the prettiest hole
that you ever did see
and the hole in the ground
and the green grass grows all around all around
and the green grass grows all around
and in this hole
there was a tree
the prettiest tree
that you ever did see
and the tree in the hole
and the hole in the ground
and the green grass grows all around all around
and the green grass grows all around
and on this tree
there was a branch
the prettiest branch
that you ever did see
and the branch on the tre
and the tree in the hole
and the hole in the ground
and the green grass grows all around all around
and the green grass grows all around
and on this branch
there was a nest
the prettiest nest
that you ever did see
and the nest on the branch
and the branch on the tree
and the tree in the hole
and the hole in the ground
and the green grass grows all around all around
and the green grrass grows all around
and in this nest
there was an egg
the prettiest egg
that you ever did see
and the egg in the nest
and the nest on the branch
and the branch on the tree
and the tree in the hole
and the hole in the ground
and the green grass grows all around all around
and the green grrass grows all around
and in this egg
there was a bird
the prettiest bird
that you ever did see
and the bird in the egg
and the egg in the nest
and the nest on the branch
and the branch on the tree
and the tree in the hole
and the hole in the ground
and the green grass grows all around all around
and the green grrass grows all around

[Fat girl!]
[You're a fat girl]
[Fat...fat...fat fat fat fat girl]

(It's funky fresh Eazy E) new kid on tha block
And already got a fat girl on my jock
Now my story's kinda simple, so please take it simple
As I tell you a tale bout this big fat pimple
I was chillin on the ave, drinkin some booze
Saw a fatty comin my way, so what was I to do?
I busted a U, went tha other way again
but forgot that tha Avenue was a dead end
I turned around, here she came, stride for stride
funky fat like that, bout two thirty-five
Stampede was rushin, I double looked
and she had more chins than a chinese phonebook
Five four three ugly as can be, she said

Hello Eazy E. Do you remember me? (I said no)
Huhu yes you do suga
My name is Bertha but you can call me booga
Remember the time when you were drunk at a party
We was slow dancin, give ya all this body

When she said that she loved me, I was in shock
Oh my God got a fat girl on my jock

[I got a fat girl on my jock] [Fat girl] [Got a fat girl on my jock]

She gave me tha grin, I showed tha frown
and with a bare hug picked me off tha ground
Squeezion me tight, atttempted to bug me
Grabbed me by tha rear, said [Love me, hug me!]
I was hell, victim of a scandal
coz this girl's too much for E to handle
Broke tha bee's grip, started to run
Back to tha crib, grabbed tha elephant gun
She's grubbin, thighs rubbin in a hot pursuit
I loaded up tha gun bout ready to shoot
She kept on comin because of addiction
Legs on fire because of friction
My gun broke, now I was doomed
Dropped tha double barrel, grabbed tha harpoon
As I swung, tha fat girl fell
Lyin on tha ave just like a beach whale
That's tha story, it's quite ill
and all fat girls y'all besta chill
All overweight freaks stay off my block
Cause it's eerie to have a fat girl on your jock

#131 Whatever happened to your leaving because it was "boring"? You can't seem to accomplish anything, can you?

She is working on her cutting and pasting skills.

And looking for another unsuccessful comeback....

There is no better feeling in the whole wide world than when the cop that is following behind your car takes a left. Especially when you are driving a mobile methlab.

Is there a new post yet or is this all we get? This ain't worth no $9.95/mo.!!!

Dearest DanYELL, The Pharcyde would like to say...

Ya mom is so fat (how fat is she?)
Ya mama is so big and fat that she can get busy
with twenty-two burritos, but times are rough
I seen her in the back of Taco Bell with handcuffs
The sad fact (what?) ya mama smokes crack (what?)
She got a burning yearning and there's no turning back
Her knuckles drag down to the ground when she walk
Spit comes out that bitch mouth when she talk

I'd give anything to see those two little cunts join hands and drive into the Grand Canyon.

HoMoTrOlL - just fucking stop it ok. No one cares about you! And you'll never get an answer on this blog about how tight her pussy is. It doesn't matter how tight she is because your microschween couldn't pop the cherry of a 4-year old! Don't you remember that from the last time you attempted it!

Now, for some breaking news:
http://apnews1.iwon.com//article/20070425/
D8ONSAOO0.html
Joe Francis has been charged with sexual battery for groping a woman in L.A.

HAH! HA-HA-HA! HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA!

#139 Damn funny quip, my man. But the lovely on the right side seems blameless enough - what say we substitute danielle instead?? I'll strap if you'll tape.

And then she wonders why THE MAJORITY OF THE WORLD HATES HER ASS. THIS IS GOING TO BE A WASTE OF WORDS ON HER BUT I WILL SAY IT ANYWAY GET SOME CLASS BRITNEY!!!!!!!!!!1

Everyone hates me too. I thought it was everyone else that had a problem....maybe it's me after all and I need to seek help for my emotional problems and stop trying to put everyone in their place. I really am a crazy BITCH.

Comment Police? are you all retarded? it´s kinda funny though, LOL you guys need a job.

Britney's going to get it all together sometime in the next year or so, go on tour and successfully sell out every venue where she performs....go Brit!

Britney needs to add "FI" to her name, like people add "Esquire"...you know, John Doe Esq., except it would be "Britney Spears FI" and the "FI" would stand for "Fucking Idiot." I respect the opinions of some people who think she's hot, and that she's going to get her shit together before KFed takes her kids, but I personally think she's a fucking idiot who deserves whatever happens. She had a nipple slip. Big deal, Britney's got nipples. Cows have udders, but how many cow udder posts did you see on gossip blogs today?

137, that's all you pay??? Damn, I'm getting screwed ROYALLY. :(

@143.

Good.

But, next time, you should insert your name in ther.

Okay dumbass? Okay.

You fucktards think you're all so funny.

I'm the most funny and origina person posting on here, ya dumbasses, and ya better get used to seeing that put [out] there. You fuglies all just wish you were as good.

Get it? Got it. Good.

Now fucking get out of my way.

THEE end.

What?

Is that Britney's sister? She looks terrified. You can tell she can't wait to get home and forget that insane smile and the possible impending doom of being eaten at any time.

^^^^^^

Another dumbass.

i see britney isn't fun to pick on anymore so we have to single someone out on here to pick on...it has been quite entertaining, thank you. let's do it again sometime.

Big deal slipping a loose nipple.I see every day girls slipping nipples.I'm nipple-bored.

BRITTNEY- close your mouth, the war's over,bitch...why aren't u taking your kids swimming...never have I seen a more selfish bitch..maybe u should be one of those surrogant mothers..u like to have babies and give them away...loser,whore!

Hey Plowshit and Chicken....I don't have a f'n dick, don't know how to prove it, but I wouldn't want one or know what to do with one...glad I'm not a stupid ass man..men r freakin retarded like the both of u. For some reason, though, Plowshit wants me to be a middle aged man,,I guess he needs some brokeback....

Oh yea...just to let everyone know where Chiken and Plowshit r...they have been apprehended at a bathroom rest-stop..Plowshit is stuck in chickens ass...

@157 -- The same corny joke on every thread. Much like that dude that impregnated your mom, you're getting desperate, flailing about. It's such fun to watch an up and coming poster crash and burn. I'll get the marshmallows.

Once again - no kids in sight.....

MY GOOD SIR (Mr. English Butt-ler)...the reason I posted on all threads...coz it was BREAKING NEWS: ASSHOLE!

Senor Kelli, with an I....you are one angry young man.....and a royal douchebag.

Back to class, children, like how you all fuck around on here while u should be working..slackers....

kelLIE, U R 2 stoopit.

surrogant mothers? Brittney? How flipping retarded are you? Her name is right at the top of the post. It's listed in this blog dozens of times. Yet you somehow manage to not spell it correctly?

Jrz & the good Dr. summed it up well. Kelli, truly u are a stoopit doosh!

kelli with an "i", don't try to pull that "back to class" shit. You're flunking everything, aren't you, and you're gonna be held back - just like last year and the year before. Not even summer school wants you, you stoopit doosh!

Wedgewood----I am a 2 tt kind of person, f'n kill me....ah yea, Brittney likes to give kids away...it's my view..

Chicken----BREAKING NEWS: CHICKEN HAS RETURNED FROM THE HOSPITAL AND HE ASS IS NOW RECOVERY.... please send flowers>>>

#166 "HE ASS IS NOW RECOVERY.... "??

No, people, let's band together and get kelli with an "i" some Hooked on Phonics and some IQ points.

Kelli, if you're gonna be "f'n" incoherent, it helps if you don't it with full-on caps, you anencephalic bloated imbecile.

Kill me bastard, I type fast,,,so sorry for mistakes....anyhow,how is you ass? have u recovered??????????????????

,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

Christ, kid, what grade are you in?

Oh, right. You're Señor Asshole. Sorry, I forgot.

I'm a Senior , u freak....yea,,what tribe r u in? Seminoles or Cherokee!

#168 kelli with an "i", you should NOT keep posting tempting invitations like that, you retarded damp twatwaffle!

I know you posted your tragically incoherent fantasy like little pee dribbles everywhere, but I hate to tell you, it was really stupid the first time and didn't improve with exposure.

BITCH , chickenass, why r u talking to me? Shouldn't u b commenting on the whore at the top of the page??? I think my new name for chickenass will be assman..yea, I like it better......go eat lunch and shut up, oh yea, one more thing...quit trying to talk all like your better than everyone..its boring......

#173 kelli with an "i", welcome to the real world where EVERYONE talks like they're better than you. Or "u". Now guess why that is?

yOUR THE ASSMAN, so of course u would try to impress the other assholes on this site,,yea, your chickenass, too..u never answered my question. How was the hospital visit....sure it will be awhile before u and plowshitass gets together...

HA HA! kelLIE forgot to take Caps Lock off and made her sentence look stoopiter. HA HA!

#176 You know, Dr. Phowstus, I really didn't think that was humanly possible - what a surprise!

I didn't forget shit and u sound like a freakin baby,(haha) that's baby talk..go suck a cock a doodie, while I TA for my teacher.. make sure u do him good.

I think Britney is trying to be the new Carol Channing.
Everytime I see her with her fucking mouth open like that, I imagine she is hissing like a damn cat.

What the hell is up with all these posts? I didn't realize that 6th graders were allowed to connect to the net during class time!

Britney, shut your fucking mouth, keep your legs closed, and stay your nasty ass at home....you know, that place where your offspring live! You do remember that you have 2 babies, don't you?

#178 kelli, if "cock a doodie" isn't baby talk, then what the fuck is? I didn't think it was possible to go directly from stupid to truly nauseating, yet there you are - a new low even for you.

#179--THANKS for the comment on Brittney-s kids..people really need to show her the way..that bitch is lost in space...

And oh yea,,chicken would be the 6 grader that your talkin about...he's a real ass.

magic

imran karim

Yea, heard Brittney was pulled over for speeding, natually they let her go,,she probably blowed the ticket away...wink...

QUESTION: WHAT IS A COMEBACK?
ANSWER: SPEARS THINKS ITS 5 OLD SONGS,SHE PRETENDED TO SING IN 14 MINUTES AT THE HOUSE OF BLUES..COULDN'T GET ANYONE TO GET HER A CONCERT..NO ONE WOULD COME,,SINCE SHE NOW IS CONSIDERED TO BE AN ASHLEE SIMPSON HO=DOWN FAKE BITCH..U FAILED,,GET SOME ADVICE FROM ARVIL, SHE KNOWS HOW TO WRITE SONGS AND ACTUALLY SING THEM....

Where can I find the real pics??

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I see Brittany is back on top with her new single. Well Done!!!

Glad she hasn't gone to the wall too much. She rocks in her new video.

She needs to look where shes going when driving a car!