Apr 16 2007Britney Spears' message to the public
Do I detect a hint of sarcasm? Maybe just a smidgen? I know this is her trying to be clever, but she just comes off sounding like an idiot. Being clever only works if you have a brain, and not a cartoon drawing of a turtle where your brain should be.
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Reader Comments
1. KevinW17 - April 16, 2007 8:54 AM
is this real?
2. veggi - April 16, 2007 8:54 AM
Like, totally.
3. fe - April 16, 2007 8:55 AM
firsties.
4. Anexio - April 16, 2007 8:55 AM
She should say that Avril has a big poop shoot because that would be true.
5. KevinW17 - April 16, 2007 8:56 AM
eh HeHMMM....
I mean...
"Is this 'ril?"
6. Juliabella - April 16, 2007 8:56 AM
She's playing a game but it isn't really helping her image to talk like that....we read and see that she's dumb and out of control and she goes and make a video like that. Good luck girl. We're getting tired.
7. nico - April 16, 2007 8:56 AM
dude. what. the. f.
(I'm a valley girl, and that was an awful valley accent, especially with the 'y'all' thrown in.)
8. pagebetty - April 16, 2007 8:56 AM
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==She is an idiot. We all now this. Nothing new. I think she is high. Stupid, stupid whore. Yeah she's trying to be sarcastic, but she sucks at it. People kiss her ass so much, so this is to be expected.
9. Fifth Stooge - April 16, 2007 8:57 AM
It's a wonder her brain can generate enough power to make her legs move.
10. sympathee - April 16, 2007 8:59 AM
I can't wait for all your stuff to come out either! Seriously though, I couldn't watch more than a minute of it because she's too fucking annoying.
11. elf - April 16, 2007 9:00 AM
at least she has a sense of humor about the whole thing.
12. PunjabPete - April 16, 2007 9:01 AM
Indignent and stupid... Goes great with her entitlement complex... I hope Anna Nicole is warming up Britney a hot pocket in hell right now....
13. veggi - April 16, 2007 9:01 AM
hahaha 9.
14. Juliabella - April 16, 2007 9:02 AM
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yeah but she shouldn't laugh at the fact that she needed rehab...she just doesn't want to admit it... sad
15. Jimbo - April 16, 2007 9:02 AM
Veggi - were you joking on Friday?
16. TheRage - April 16, 2007 9:02 AM
this video makes me want to punch babies.
17. Solaera - April 16, 2007 9:03 AM
God. What an asshat.
18. chiris - April 16, 2007 9:03 AM
She should hang herself
19. veggi - April 16, 2007 9:03 AM
no. weird, eh?
20. schack - April 16, 2007 9:04 AM
i'm not sure if you mean indigent or indignant, punjab. and anna nicole went to heaven. they took out her sillies before cremating her, and realized that her doctor had implanted a crazywhore chip into them when he did the implants.
21. Jimbo - April 16, 2007 9:04 AM
You had me freaked all weekend. I kept looking for the cops to come knocking on my door
22. Suzie - April 16, 2007 9:04 AM
I don't care what anybody says, Britney is still the best! When she makes her comeback it's gonna be AWESOME and all you losers will be even more jealous! YEAH! GO BRIT!!! YOU RULE!!!
23. pagebetty - April 16, 2007 9:05 AM
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===(In Valley girl Speak) Um. Maybe people like say that u are pregnant because u r like fat and like and it wouldn't be surprising if u were because like u flash your cooch to everybody and u change dudes like u change underwear like. Ooops, u don't where underwear. Well then like, like u change dudes like u change wigs like. Dumbass.
24. HerpesHilton - April 16, 2007 9:06 AM
Even with the fake Valley Girl accent, she still can't hide her redneck, backwoods-ass "Y'all".
25. pagebetty - April 16, 2007 9:08 AM
Please people stop kissing her ass. Then maybe she'll go back to the trailer park where she belongs. This is up there with the video that Kevin did of her. I think she was talking about aliens and munching on fried fish or something.
26. iburl - April 16, 2007 9:09 AM
What was that straggly looking tail coming out from under her hat? I know it wasn't hair.
27. pagebetty - April 16, 2007 9:09 AM
I mean talking about aliens While muching on fried fish and cheetos. Can't forget the cheetos.
28. schack - April 16, 2007 9:10 AM
is that why you didn't open your door when i came by, jimbo? i shaved my legs and donned some of my favorite undies, to no avail!
29. crestlin - April 16, 2007 9:10 AM
hey you idiots, she's faking it on purpose. apparentely she's capable of sarcasm, which is more than i can say for most people who post on this site. i don't like britney, but i'm actaully impressed.
30. veggi - April 16, 2007 9:12 AM
Hey ya'll! I say ya'll. Don't ya'll make fun of sayin' ya'll. Yuns just go over yonder and stop makin' fun of us rednecks. Gawd ya'll!
31. Jimbo - April 16, 2007 9:12 AM
That was you Shack? I was hoping you would call or come by this weekend. Maybe we can have dinner tonight
32. sk8trgurl69 - April 16, 2007 9:12 AM
i'd still fuck her, even if she can't help but be obnoxiously sarcastic.
cunt.
~ali
33. schack - April 16, 2007 9:14 AM
don't pull that thang out, unless you plan to bang.
34. WTFiswrongwithUppl - April 16, 2007 9:15 AM
Hey Suzie, tell your idol to make a comeback as a decent mother you ignorant cunt.
35. jps1980 - April 16, 2007 9:21 AM
I wish she really would go towards the light and die already.
36. pirhan - April 16, 2007 9:22 AM
Holy Shit. I could only watch 30 seconds.
37. rmeno - April 16, 2007 9:26 AM
#29
I totally agree...the part about the world's so smart and I'm so dumb...she's laughing right to the bank...while most of the people who post on here are sitting at a job they hate, (or at home unemployed) surfing the internet and posting hate comments about people they don't even know...haha I totally get her humor on this one..yeah her life hasn't been perfect, but NO ONE has a perfect life..she's just in a position where she doens't have to kiss anyone's ass or really care what people think, she's made her millions..upon millions.
She does act immature at times, but she's grown up under the microscope of America and that's not a good thing any way you slice it...
At least she doesn't have to worry about her boss finding out that she's on celebrity blog pages when she's supposed to be working...no, she could fly to Hawaii today if she wanted...haha
38. arden - April 16, 2007 9:26 AM
Wow, she's bitter.
39. TrimSpaBaby - April 16, 2007 9:28 AM
Please let that light be from an oncoming 18-wheeler. Really, is that too much to ask?
40. Suzie - April 16, 2007 9:30 AM
#34 - don't get angry at me. It's not my fault your dad was caught with that Cub Scout.
41. TrimSpaBaby - April 16, 2007 9:31 AM
Borat has improved as an interviewer!
42. Lowlands - April 16, 2007 9:32 AM
Weak attempt BS,the hat doesn't look at all victorian style.
43. iamwhoam - April 16, 2007 9:33 AM
yet another sign of the death of the Fish: the tone-deafness of the fifth-string commenters.
44. meee - April 16, 2007 9:34 AM
#29 and #37, WE KNOW SHE'S BEING SARCASTIC. apparently you're the fucking stupid ones for thinking everyone here didn't recognize that.
45. Dean - April 16, 2007 9:35 AM
She sounds like Minnie Mouse.
46. Shanipie - April 16, 2007 9:36 AM
Its so funny when morons try to act smart.
Hey dumbass, maybe people think your pregnant again because your always bloated and throwing up, oh and having sex with every loser you can find.
PROVE US WRONG BRITNEY, PROVE US WRONG.
If she doesn't want to be on magazine covers all the time she should try blending in and acting boring...that way no one will care what she is doing. No I think flashing your twat and shaving your head was a really great way to NOT get attention. Retard
47. Osama bin Laden - April 16, 2007 9:37 AM
Funniest thing I've read in weeks:
'At least 20 people were killed in two shootings when a lone gunman opened fire on the Virginia Tech University campus in Blacksburg on Monday, police said. Police said they believe the shooter also is dead. Amie Steele, editor-in-chief of the campus newspaper, said one of her reporters at one of the dormitories where the shootings took place reported "mass chaos."'
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Why bother bombing, you monkeys will exterminate yourselves!
48. veggi - April 16, 2007 9:38 AM
#29 and #37. Britney's smarter than you.
49. daηielle™↵ - April 16, 2007 9:39 AM
And exactly HOW is that funny Osama Been Ugly?
50. F-Sucker - April 16, 2007 9:42 AM
#9
Sure it can.......she manages to get them open often enough.
51. chiris - April 16, 2007 9:44 AM
Osama, why don't you go and kill yourself muslim style?
52. F-Sucker - April 16, 2007 9:46 AM
#18
She tried to, but she couldn't even do that right.
53. Nando - April 16, 2007 9:49 AM
She actually made me laugh a bit.
Good for your, Britney...you made funnies.
54. 21st century digital boy - April 16, 2007 9:50 AM
Good, insult whatever fans you have left. It's like she's following written instructions for total self-destruction.
Like other people said, anytime you're trying to prove your own mental superiority and a "y'all" get's thrown in there, you've pretty much just lost the argument.
55. Sassy - April 16, 2007 9:50 AM
I don't believe that is really Britney Spears. Whoever that was, came off too smart. Ha.
56. whitegold - April 16, 2007 9:51 AM
Yeah, umm, she totally put the media and the public in it's place. I mean, all those media lies about her twice being pregnant with K-Fed's babies, and about the divorce, and about her shaving her head, and her attacking a car with an umbrella, and her checking herself in to rehab multiple times...I mean, like, the media totally made that stuff up, like totally.
No, wait, all that was true...so what the heck is she talking about?!?!
57. Lowlands - April 16, 2007 9:51 AM
This could be a new career opportunity for BS.Playing the 9 year young girl in a remake of Poltergeist.
58. Allahu Akbar - April 16, 2007 9:53 AM
The reports say students were running around in complete panic when they heard the gunshots. Sounds just like New York on 9/11. Americans are such pussies when the violence is real instead of on television. Total wimps, not one real man in the whole country.
59. sk8trgurl69 - April 16, 2007 10:06 AM
arguing on the internet really does prove you arer a man...
~ali
60. sikofdis - April 16, 2007 10:11 AM
If she has such a problem with "the world being, like, so Nice" then she should stop being such a Supid Twat Whore Skank Cunt, and maybe she wouldn't have to revert to the pathetic excuse for real sarcasm that this clip is.
This dumb-as-a-rock piece-of-shit is a potentially legitimate argument for those who refute evolution.
61. Public Service Announcement - April 16, 2007 10:12 AM
Just doing my job here - please note that whenever juliabella or her *hack* alterego mia are posting, the 9/11 and attacking the US topic always comes up - expect Osama to have a fucking French Canuckie accent in 5,4,3,2,...
62. MsSocialist - April 16, 2007 10:20 AM
I hate Americans who talk like that in real life.
63. chelsea_423 - April 16, 2007 10:21 AM
I'm gonna assume that Britney meant US Weekly (the tabloid) instead of USA Today (the credible newspaper). You're right Brit, you are so much smarter than America.
64. rata de chapinero - April 16, 2007 10:21 AM
the only 'comeback' that I can think for her is participating in a Sado-masochistic film, with her being the submissive one (without leting her talk). That would please most of us (I think).
65. allykitten85 - April 16, 2007 10:23 AM
Insanity.
66. TrimSpaBaby - April 16, 2007 10:25 AM
#64 I suppose a snuff film is too drastic?
67. Kate - April 16, 2007 10:37 AM
Just when I thought she couldn't be any dumber...Britney proves me wrong time and time again.
68. FRIST!!! - April 16, 2007 10:43 AM
Dammit!!! I just lost all respect for her. Where's my bald crazy eyed umbrella-toting super villain?
That was.....weak to say the least :(
69. Adrianus Smith - April 16, 2007 10:44 AM
Notice the hat she is wearing is also seen on the mannequin on the earlier pictures of her trying two hats on at once. I guess crystal meth makes you wanna do stupid things like that. Her sarcasm about religion being able to inspire people in a dark place did not go down well with me. I was more convinced when she branded herself as the anti-christ with her bald little empty head and that crazed look on her face. Like I said earlier, I guess crystal meth makes you wanna do stupid things like that.
70. rata de chapinero - April 16, 2007 10:45 AM
nothing is too drastic
71. Conky - April 16, 2007 10:50 AM
Spitney Beers.
72. Adrianus Smith - April 16, 2007 10:51 AM
In response to RMENO who posted #37:
Hey Britney Spears, you are not supposed to be posting messages here in your own defence! Do the administrators of this site know you are posting messages here to try and make yourself look smart? Stop posting messages here and just fly to Hawai, will ya!?!
73. PunjabPete - April 16, 2007 10:51 AM
#20.. Indignant Actually... I spellchecked that fucking word too.. Guess I can't Copy and Paste worth a shit today...
CrazyWhore Chip(tm) or not, I am sure that AC has some Chestnuts roasting on an open fire... Drugs while pregnant equals making smores in hell...
74. fritobandito - April 16, 2007 10:54 AM
47 and 58 I believe you are looking for Rosies blog. So you can add your own special brand of shit. GO be stupid somewhere else dumbass, douche bag, piece of shit.
75. 7-point-7 - April 16, 2007 10:57 AM
She's got what? A grade eight education? Honestly, who shaves their hoo-hoo, let's her dress ride up and shows it off to the world? Hard to take you too seriously now, dear.
The most irritating people in the world are the semi-illiterates that 'think' they are intelligent and witty. Case in point, cement head, y'all...
76. Jimbo - April 16, 2007 10:59 AM
Shack - That is the only time it comes out
77. ptown1024 - April 16, 2007 11:01 AM
the bitch has lost it... if you didn't know this before, it has now been confirmed!
78. megan - April 16, 2007 11:09 AM
guys lyke she was just kidding and stuff. i'd be fucking pissed too if people were like "oh she's on drugs and drinking again and she's popping out 5 more kids because she's so retarded!" you guys have no idea what's it like to be her. i bet it sucks ass.
79. Nikk The Templar - April 16, 2007 11:11 AM
I love watching Britney slowly descend further and further into madness...like Ophelia.
Pretty soon she'll be pushing a cart filled with cans around and telling people those are all of her Grammys.
80. Adrianus Smith - April 16, 2007 11:18 AM
78. Posted by megan:
Hey Britney Spears, you are not supposed to be posting messages here in your own defense! Do the administrators of this site know you are posting messages here to try and make yourself look smart?
81. thestraightshooter - April 16, 2007 11:21 AM
Too bad she wasn't hanging out at Virginia Tech today, she might have taken someone's place who could've impacted the world positively.
I love it when assclowns find a way to be even more annoying, that's what makes the world a good place to live in.
82. cayana - April 16, 2007 11:25 AM
"you're smart and I'm stupid"
I think she may be on to something there.
83. Marthe - April 16, 2007 11:28 AM
I love how Britney thinks America is stupid when we are the ones that created that fortune of her's. After seeing that video I can now assure everyone that I will never spend another cent going to her shows or buying a cd. Good luck with the come back sweetie...NOT!
84. chiris - April 16, 2007 11:36 AM
#81 She at a University??? That would mean the world is really over.
85. kq - April 16, 2007 11:37 AM
HAHAHA.
86. teetee - April 16, 2007 11:40 AM
Hum, looks like her hair is growing back.
87. Rachelraquel - April 16, 2007 11:42 AM
it tells me the video is no longer available? por que?
88. islandgirl - April 16, 2007 11:52 AM
Hey, where did the video go?
89. Conky - April 16, 2007 12:00 PM
Too bad the video got pulled. It showed Britney's awesome improv skills.
:(
90. iamsosmrt - April 16, 2007 12:02 PM
The video is no longer available.
Someone who speaks fluent retard (perhaps from being surrounded by them) please parapharase what the bitch said.
Thank you.
91. iamsosmrt - April 16, 2007 12:10 PM
Until someone does tell the rest of us what she said I will guess that her little speech was the opposite of eloquent, mature, well thought out, interesting, meaningful and intentionally humorous.
I have always believed (even way back in the day) that this bitch was the female version of Forest Gump except less kind, unappreciative, shallow and whatever you are when you are not quite smart enough to be bitchy ... lets call it Britchy and now lets use it in a sentence.
I'm sure the vid is just more proof of what a worthless bricthy fucking skank this whore really is.
92. HughJorganthethird - April 16, 2007 12:13 PM
Oh that's right it was the media that shaved your head and drove around with your kid in your lap and made you marry a douche. Thanks for clearing that up Brit. can't wait for the "comeback". It takes a trully stupid person to not even be able to understand the use of sarcasm.
93. Conky - April 16, 2007 12:19 PM
For those who missed it, Britney babbles to a camera for a minute or two pretending to be cute, funny, or sarcastic but really only came across as retarded as hell. You really didn't miss much and I'm sure the video will(unfortunately) surface again.
94. Adrianus Smith - April 16, 2007 12:25 PM
Well it went a little something like this:
I just want to say that, like, always believe everything you read because it's all, like, true. And I was in rehab and I met this old lady there, and she like told me to move into the light or something. She said like, "Go to the light Britney!" And I did, and so it happened! And to my agents, like, telling me to check into rehab was a really good idea, (Britney throws both thumbs up!) like wow! And I almost feel like crying because America is so smart and I'm so stupid, and just believe everything you read. And like... Blah blah blah!
Then the guy with the video camera blows some smoke up her ass and before she walks away she says (In a totally different accent and attitude take note!):
Yeah, I should hire you!
Wow, that crystal meth is really doing wonders for her god complex! She should decide once and for all whether she wants to be God or the Anti-Christ although she reminds me just as much of the Anti-Christ now as she did when she looked like an escaped mental patient with a shaved head and a grey track suit with 666 on her head.
95. Adrianus Smith - April 16, 2007 12:25 PM
Well it went a little something like this:
I just want to say that, like, always believe everything you read because it's all, like, true. And I was in rehab and I met this old lady there, and she like told me to move into the light or something. She said like, "Go to the light Britney!" And I did, and so it happened! And to my agents, like, telling me to check into rehab was a really good idea, (Britney throws both thumbs up!) like wow! And I almost feel like crying because America is so smart and I'm so stupid, and just believe everything you read. And like... Blah blah blah!
Then the guy with the video camera blows some smoke up her ass and before she walks away she says (In a totally different accent and attitude take note!):
Yeah, I should hire you!
Wow, that crystal meth is really doing wonders for her god complex! She should decide once and for all whether she wants to be God or the Anti-Christ although she reminds me just as much of the Anti-Christ now as she did when she looked like an escaped mental patient with a shaved head and a grey track suit with 666 on her head.
96. Adrianus Smith - April 16, 2007 12:26 PM
Well it went a little something like this:
I just want to say that, like, always believe everything you read because it's all, like, true. And I was in rehab and I met this old lady there, and she like told me to move into the light or something. She said like, "Go to the light Britney!" And I did, and so it happened! And to my agents, like, telling me to check into rehab was a really good idea, (Britney throws both thumbs up!) like wow! And I almost feel like crying because America is so smart and I'm so stupid, and just believe everything you read. And like... Blah blah blah!
Then the guy with the video camera blows some smoke up her ass and before she walks away she says (In a totally different accent and attitude take note!):
Yeah, I should hire you!
Wow, that crystal meth is really doing wonders for her god complex! She should decide once and for all whether she wants to be God or the Anti-Christ although she reminds me just as much of the Anti-Christ now as she did when she looked like an escaped mental patient with a shaved head and a grey track suit with 666 on her head.
97. imran karim - April 16, 2007 12:31 PM
yeah it was a little funny at first but then she just goes on too long
98. justifiable - April 16, 2007 12:32 PM
Here's the video:
http://x17online.com/celebrities/britney_spears/britney_talks_x17_xclusive_its_my_time.php
99. justifiable - April 16, 2007 12:34 PM
Thanks for chopping, fish. Try again:
http://x17online.com/celebrities/britney_spears/britney_talks_x17_xclusive_its_my_time.php
100. justifiable - April 16, 2007 12:35 PM
rest of it:
xclusive_its_my_time.php
101. iamsosmrt - April 16, 2007 12:38 PM
Thank you for explaining.
As I suspected she has learnt ABSOLUTELY NOTHING from her experiences.
The different accent and attitude is mildly interesting. Could this shit really all be an act. Me thinks no. It would all be too risky, she could be the most hated person on earth after all of this. She may well end up like the New Kids on the Block, remember their fantabulous demise (being a genius I hated them from day one, just like Britney). This could not possibly be some big caclulated publicity stunt. Right? I vote for she is insane and has multiple personalities. Lets call the other one BERTHA (it's the bald fat Britney). Good Gaad her life is like a soap opera. At this point she gets ZERO sympathy from me.
102. mztry - April 16, 2007 12:42 PM
Did X17 make you take your scoop down? THIS website is SO lame,
103. Lal - April 16, 2007 1:00 PM
It would be funny if it was more original, and she didn't repeat herself so much, and didn't act like a complete airhead. This is not going to make anyone respect you, Britney. This is just a tired, inane, unimaginative attempt at sarcasm, and makes you look pathetic and bitter. Congratulations on doing what everyone expects of you.
104. WTFiswrongwithUppl - April 16, 2007 1:03 PM
myztry = suzie? Me thinks it's possible.
Too bad *they* aren't reincarnated as Sean & Jayden, then we'll see how much they love Slitney. All those kids see of their mommy is the back of her head as she walks out the door.
**I soooo want to like, have 2 babies and like, ditch them for a night on the town and like go to rehab just for fun, not like cuz I'm an alcoholic or anything!**
Q. What is worse than posting negative shit on a celeb-slamming site?
A. Posting positive shit about a worthless celeb on a celeb-slamming site.
105. WTFiswrongwithUppl - April 16, 2007 1:05 PM
I agree 100% iamsosmrt. Slutney loves her some drama. I just enjoy watching this bitch fail. It's cheap entertainment!
106. Adrianus Smith - April 16, 2007 1:06 PM
Dude: Okay, do you have something to say to X17 and your fans?
Britney: Yes, first of all I want to say 'hey' and I can't wait for all of my stuff to come out and I'm really really excited and also I just want to say that, um, I'm just really really shocked at how nice our world is because it's just so nice, like, oh my God, like the other day , like, I was sitting there and I saw these magazines and they said I was pregnant and like it's so true. Like, America, believe everything you read because, like, you're smart and I'm stupid. Like, for real, c'mon y'all! And, like after that I like totally saw, also, like on the USA today, 'cause always believe everything you read, that it said that, you know, like I was drinking all the time, and like it was so right, it was so true! I mean, oh my God, it was so right and like, my management totally knew what they were doing when they sent me to rehab. Uhg, so right you know, and it just like, I'm just gonna cry right now because like the world is so nice. Like this lady she told me, she said, "Britney, go to the light, go to the light and see Jesus",okay, and I was like, "Haaa, oh my God! I'm gonna do it!" And I did it, and it... ...happened! And it was just so wierd because our world is so nice so thank you so much!
Dude: So nice always Britney, thanks for everything.
Britney: Thank you so much.
Dude: I really appreciate it.
Britney: Thank you
Dude: I really appreciate to take the picture for you...
(Britney laughs like a whore on a carrot farm)
Dude: ...everything from your life where all x17 fans...
Britney: I'm gonna have to hire you man!
Dude mumbles in some foreign accent
Britney: Great, thank you.
107. Adrianus Smith - April 16, 2007 1:19 PM
Yes, first of all I want to say 'hey' and I can't wait for all of my stuff to come out and I'm really really excited
MEANS
I can't smell the rotting corpse of a career flushed down the toilet along with my latest miscarriage and I'm high right now!
and also I just want to say that, um, I'm just really really shocked at how nice our world is because it's just so nice, like, oh my God,
MEANS
I'm a poor little rich girl who is not in touch with reality.
like the other day , like, I was sitting there and I saw these magazines and they said I was pregnant and like it's so true.
MEANS
I had a miscarriage in rehab from doing all that crystal meth.
Like, America, believe everything you read because, like, you're smart and I'm stupid. Like, for real, c'mon y'all! And, like after that I like totally saw, also, like on the USA today, 'cause always believe everything you read, that it said that, you know, like I was drinking all the time, and like it was so right, it was so true!
MEANS
Hey, I helped the Bush administration with their propaganda, why do I have to work on my own? They owe me one!
I mean, oh my God, it was so right and like, my management totally knew what they were doing when they sent me to rehab. Uhg, so right you know, and it just like,
MEANS
There was an intervention
I'm just gonna cry right now because like the world is so nice.
MEANS
I need a fix!
Like this lady she told me, she said, "Britney, go to the light, go to the light and see Jesus",okay, and I was like, "Haaa, oh my God! I'm gonna do it!" And I did it, and it... ...happened!"
MEANS
I have no soul, I am evil incarnate, I am the AntiChrist, I eat my own miscarriaged foetuses
And it was just so wierd because our world is so nice so thank you so much!
MEANS
Maybe I am saying too many stupid things all at once, I better make like a tree and get outa here!
108. suzy - April 16, 2007 1:31 PM
107.. you put a lot of time in your response. lol
*shrugs* i like britney.. she's weird.. I do however believe she should face her demons and take off those stupid ass hats and be free with her baldness... her hair must have grown some anyways.. you cant wear wigs forever.
109. purplepopo - April 16, 2007 1:49 PM
There is no way that is actually Britney... I know she is being sarcastic, but that is not the way she talks and why do you think she is wearing glasses that cover half her face. Am I the only one here who thinks so??
110. Adrianus Smith - April 16, 2007 1:51 PM
109. Posted by purplepopo
yes you are
111. Conky - April 16, 2007 1:59 PM
109, yep... yer the only one.
I tried to watch it again and had to turn it off. I'm embarrassed for her.
112. Shanipie - April 16, 2007 1:59 PM
Wish I was cool enough to hang with Britney, then my life would truely be complete.
113. Morticia - April 16, 2007 2:00 PM
It says video no longer available. So what did the single celled amoeba have to say? Anyone?
114. cm - April 16, 2007 2:01 PM
Like, oh my gawd, y'all. ROFL!! What a complete tard! All her fans? Both of them gave up on her long ago. She's delusional beyond words. At least she's only wearing one hat this time.
115. chasmyn - April 16, 2007 2:01 PM
The video has been removed! I didn't get to see it - you must find another link, please!
116. The Jenny - April 16, 2007 2:13 PM
YouTube is being a complete dicklicker and removing anything with a remote trace of copyright (this video is from X17). If you go to x17online.com there's a link on the right hand side of the page.
117. Morticia - April 16, 2007 2:24 PM
Here ya go folks:
http://x17online.com/celebrities/britney_spears/in_case_you_missed_it_.php
118. Morticia - April 16, 2007 2:25 PM
the last of that is _.php
119. FRIST!!! - April 16, 2007 2:34 PM
Ok, I'm bored, I'm tired, and I'm at work....it's Monday! Didn't something exciting happen over the weekend? Didn't Lindsay fall down some stairs or Paris walk out a bathroom with her skirt caught in her panties or ANYTHING??? Yeah, AND I'm sick of staring at Pam's misshapen tits.
NEXT already!!!!!!!!!
120. NicotineEyePatch - April 16, 2007 3:09 PM
Jesus javelin-tossing Christ. I only got through fifteen seconds of her put-on sarcasmo voice before I had to make it stop.
I wonder if her parents think it's as hilarious as I do to watch her stumbling through life.
121. Kristin - April 16, 2007 3:11 PM
Man it doesn't work anymore. :/
122. chaunceygardner - April 16, 2007 3:13 PM
That video would be much better if it ended with a beheading.
123. sk8trgurl69 - April 16, 2007 3:43 PM
why didn't she just make a sex tape when she was hot...we all would have been just a little bit happier.
k-fed, i know it's in your closet somewhere...just do everyone a favor...people may actually like you.
124. no1justminda - April 16, 2007 3:54 PM
I heard this on the way to work this morning and it ruined my day. She's so fucking stupid.
125. krazihottkelli - April 16, 2007 4:25 PM
HELLO BITCH, (YOU HAVE CHILDREN)!!!! PEOPLE MAKE ME F'N SICK WHEN THEY IGNORE THEIR KIDS.
QUESTION: WHAT HAPPENS TO MOTHERS WHO PUT THEMSELVES BEFORE THEIR CHILDREN?
ANSWER: THEIR CHILDREN GROW UP AND KILL THEM.
126. MissP - April 16, 2007 4:34 PM
Sigh. I'm just so tired of this fake bitch's existence.
127. cate - April 16, 2007 4:50 PM
:: cries ::
I WANNA SEE THE VIDEO!
And 117, thanks for the link, but it doesnt work either :(
does anyone know where i can find it?
128. intricateartist - April 16, 2007 4:57 PM
the video is located at the source:
http://x17online.com/celebrities/britney_spears/
129. delahaye - April 16, 2007 7:13 PM
she has a hot voice, i want to shove my cock deep deep down her throat
130. Rachelraquel - April 16, 2007 9:12 PM
#s 99 and 100 work. Just paste them together.
And omg, that annoying valley girl voice she was doing was just awful. She should have just calmly, in her own voice stated her opinion without sarcasm. I would have listened to that.
131. krazihottkelli - April 16, 2007 9:15 PM
You got to be crazy to want to shove it down her throat.. that crazy bitch would probably bite it off and spit it out and then grit her teeth at the camera as he took her pic...
132. !999natas - April 16, 2007 10:18 PM
she's right. "y'all" suck.
no wonder you're shooting yourselves in a college(a place where you should learn, not kill!)
you all are an incesteous bunch of meat bags, with a mass of shit as brain, have no self esteem and hide behind half-truth/knowledge that you dont understand. live in your small little world, your lies spread thoughout the globe,and whatever..I digress.
she sucks too, so dont feel bad.
133. !999natas - April 16, 2007 10:22 PM
I give you around ten or 12 more years before the US of A nukes itself out of the surface of this world.
bye bye.
134. !999natas - April 16, 2007 10:23 PM
u suck
135. bribear__x3 - April 17, 2007 12:00 AM
ugh, she's so dumb &
sucks at trying to be sarcastic.
what the hell are you
trying to prove, britt?
x
136. loungechic - April 17, 2007 12:36 AM
I don't get it. How is this different from her normal irritating fake voice? She ALWAYS sounds like a fake asshole............ WAIT! DID YOU HEAR THAT????..... OH WAIT! NEVERMIND. It was just the sound of me be "so nice" blowing past her bald-ass alcoholic head...
137. krazihottkelli - April 17, 2007 5:56 AM
Every make sure they laugh their ass off when she tries to perform her fist comeback song..who will buy her shit..she is so over..
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139. krazihottkelli - April 17, 2007 10:20 AM
HOW convient that the shootings happened the day Alberto Gonzales was suppose to be questioned in Congress..and now of course it was canceled!!!
140. yojay - April 17, 2007 11:19 AM
Woohoo! #140.
After reading the comments I didn't even watch the video. I am still pure.
141. HughJorganthethird - April 17, 2007 11:52 AM
"before the US of A nukes itself out of the surface of this world"
Might be insluting if it made any sense. back to the Mosque with you for english lessons Mohammed.
142. krazihottkelli - April 17, 2007 7:27 PM
just joking on #139
143. SnowB - April 17, 2007 7:58 PM
What a complete B**ch. I was feeling sympathetic to her single mother, public eye status....
She honestly thinks people believe and or care about whether she drinks too much, or all that other stuff?
I read this stuff to take my mind off the real world...that right now is not very NICE.
The only ones who care are her fans, and they just got a big ol slap in the face from her.
144. sageashes - April 17, 2007 10:37 PM
Wow. Our world is like, so nice? Wtf? No, this is not smart at all, you ass holes. She's the dumbest bitch ever. And seriously, why does she have one fucking strand of hair hanging out the side? She's so disgusting. I feel bad for her.
145. krazihottkelli - April 18, 2007 4:36 AM
Sleazy Bitch Brittney, trying to blame Paris for your stupid shit, do you have a brain? Coz, I think I heard you had 2 kids, oh, that's right your not allowed around them! What a skank whore, already had her kids taken from her in the first year of their life. Most people have them a couple years before they are taken away. You are one real piece of shit for this to have happened.
146. krazihottkelli - April 19, 2007 7:39 AM
MOMMIE, I CAN'T FIND YOU...I HAD A BAD DREAM THAT YOU HATED US AND YOU DIDN'T WANT TO HOLD ME OR ROCK ME TO SLEEP, PLEASE SOMEONE FIND MY MOMMIE!!!
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