Apr 20 2007Britney Spears is mad at dad

Great, this whore again?

Well other than the hat but that's a personal thing. Not a big fan of hats.

Spoiled, nasty, rich, white trash little girl. She's digging her own grave.

Hmm my first post didn't go through.

"She is looking OK at least."

This cunt has every excuse in the book. Personal accountability completely eludes her. Next she will say "the devil made me do it" or some bullshit. Why can't she just OD already?

Are all of pets spayed or neutered?

Whats with the 80's panama jack hat? David Lee Roth her new wardrobe consultant?

She is still trailer park, I dont care how white her teeth are or how much fat they suck out.

I can see that at any Lynyrd Skynyrd concert....

unless you're under 18 or it's court mandated, how does one get forced into rehab?

gee, brit, god forbid someone tries to help your worthless piece of shit self.

"a real woman's love" wtf? since when is she ra real woman? she better get some mental help & soon.

"all the men that have been in my life do not know how to accept a real woman's love."

on the other hand, they're still trying to clean her 'love' out of that mercedes upholstery from a month ago.

I know that's her natural breathing state but could she please just close her foul mouth for 5 minutes, for the love of humanity.

Fat & fugly!!
The bitch has reached the point of NO return.
If I was a stylist I wouldn't go anywhere near this mess.
If I was a publicist I wouldn't go anywhere near this mess.
A lost cause.
Superfish, PLEASE spare us the tidbits of her miserable existence.

#7- "David Lee Roth her new wardrobe consultant?" That's good.

"Bop, boz de bozzy bop, titty bop"

I so hope her career is over she looks a state looks like she's on coke and doesn't deserve any of this publicity or fame she gets.I think shes a regular cocaine user its the nose, lots of celebs have the coke users nose and her is one of them. Go away Brit you are boring me - she's tasteless and talentless.

I like how she's blaming the men in her life for not knowing how to accept her love. I don't know, but I've got a feeling her idea of "love" is some pretty scary shit.

"If you really love me, you'll turn around and face the wall while I open and close a pair of garden shears behind your head, and you won't turn around when you hear the creaking of the rusty spring."

She's upset that her daddy can't accept a real woman's love.
Disturbing...

12 LMFAOOOOOOOOO

Superfish doode I truly hope you're not planning to leave this on top all weekend. If you do, I swear I'll make it my mission in life to track you down and gut you like a ....err ...well, a fish.

Is it just me, or are there stains all over that blue dress? She is always so dirty. Yuck.

I second (of fifth) the motion. No more paying attention to Britney. It just feeds her delusions of grandeur. Ironic that a washed up teen pop star has delusions of grandeur...I mean, why couldn't she go the way of the Tiffanys and Debbie Gibsons of the world? Then we'd at least be able to revel in the nostalgia of "Oops, I did it again." She's ruined the memory of a perfectly good novelty career.

How the hell did Britney get that bird to sit so still on her hat?

A real woman's love? When the men in her life walk in the house after a long day at work do they find a little mound of choice cheese puffs Britney's set aside for their enjoyment? With a little note laboriously scrawled in pencil that says "You no I love you"? Sexy times.

Also, I'm just wondering if her concept of "real woman's love" is anything like the real mother's love she's been lavishing on the kiddies.

Stupid Bird on the side of her hat thinks it's gonna peck her brains out. Too late stupid bird.

"It's sad that all the men that have been in my life do not know how to accept a real woman's love."

She should really try to hold out until at least age 30 to talk like an old fat bitter bitch.

She's a multi-millionaire. Think of that the next time you pray, and you'll know no one is listening.

The hat is a ploy to keep anyone from noticing the stains on her blue dress.

I'm so sick of those hideous boots she insists on wearing with everying. Can you imagine the microbe city thriving inside? I betcha they've got a monorail...MONORAIL! MONORAILLLLL!!!! MONORAILLLLL!!!

Also, I see a relapse very soon...denial is a very ugly thing. Not as ugly as that hat, however.

*Everything....who needs "th" anyways? "Th" is soooo overrated. Like my humor. At least I make myself laugh.

I have tears #26, that is gold!!

text book addict response.

So following the new Fish trend, I expect to see a Mischa Barton fish flap story next. Or that one about Lohan blowing a donkey.

I side with those rooting for an OD.

And that hat needs to go. The boots too.

All I see is Anna Nichole all over again. This bitch is dropping weight just like her, she's always hopped up on speed and coffee as well. She's gonna crash and burn baybee. It'll happen just after her CD tanks, big time.

"It's sad that all the men that have been in my life do not know how to accept a real woman's love."

Britney - Maybe the problem isn't with all the men in your life... maybe it's with you. Maybe this should tip you off to the fact that you are a stupid, selfish, annoying bitch.

Was this "team of professionals with over 100 years of experience" made up of beautifully immortal vampires?

Hey Sparklez, you have to actually "quit" in order to relapse. Take it from someone who knows...

Hey Fish:

The next time you decide to post a "story" about Little Miss Smears, could ya do us all a favor and...

Don't.

That funny, I've always said that the women in my life do not know how to accept a real man's love.

Instead of acceptance, I get police harassment, restraining orders, and pepper spray.

34 & 35 HA!!! Love it!

Well, yesterday I shaved my head, then I attacked an SUV with an umbrella, ummm then I flashed the peach at all the people outside the restaurant, after I put on a stripper's bikini at a party and then...

stop hatin britney spears is lookin bettttterrrr! holla!

And then I licked my star on Hollywood Blvd, and then I ate a box of raisins because I love em' y'all, my tummy hurts...

Like you guys, Brit's dad is a loser that she should ignore. Brit's looking better every day. She has more talent in her pinky than everybody here combined. You all want her to live a plain colorless life, like yours, so you can feel better. No dice. Deal with it, losers.

If, by plain and colorless you mean productively functioning, then you my friend are correct!

I retract that. I like it better when she can't function. It's so much fun to watch her fail!

Sorry about #42, guys. I just took a shit and youwantthetruthyoucanthandlethetruth came flying out of my moist asslet. My bad.

Castro's new line of hats must be all the rage in LA

"came flying out"

hmmmm...that must be one wide greasy asslet...

42. That's the most fucking retarded name. Fitting.

@42

Is that you Britney?

#42- Wow, I hadn't realized whining and singing out of tune while looking like you're having a seizure was talent.

HEY MA! YOU WERE WRONG! I TOLD YOU MY FLAMING PLUNGER JUGLING IS GOOOOLLLDDD!

#45 Good one HollyJ..... btw i can smell it from here PHEW!!!

And we still don't see this trash with her kids....... hmmmmmm maybe they were a huge PR stunt and we will see them in walmart one day with their real mommy and daddy..

I can't begin to imagine the STENCH from those boots. Those nasty, dirty feet of hers all jammed in leather boots - EVERYDAY. Wearing them to dance practice. And we all know she doesn't have the sense to wear socks - only fishnets & legwarmers.....

*gag*

What men in her life? Her body guard?

it looks like she was in a food fight in picture #3

#45 - I bet the sound of ouwantthetruthyoucanthandlethetruth coming out of your moist asslet and hitting the water is much more musical than anything we'll hear on Brit's upcoming release.

Little birds everyone should be pissed at Britney for wearing that ugly hat and making them look bad. I think all the birds should unite against and take one giant shit on her head. That'd be pretty funny to see.

Just what the hell ARE those grease stains all over the bib, skirt and ass of that purple dress? It's not just grease... it's... it's... opaquely white and... sticky...

mouth-breathing, slack-jawed yokel.

caption for pic #6: "say hello to my little friend"

god! those awful clothes and she seriously doesn't know how to dress like a WOMAN. money can't buy class.

AND NOW EVERYONE, !!!!!

WOULD YOU PLEASE DIRECT YOUR ATTENTION TOWARDS THE LOVELY NUMBER 56, THE OLDEST VIRGIN IN ALL THE LAND.

(*cameras are prohibited)

Aw... C'mon, peeps, cut her some slack. At least her milky complexion still looks like a baby's bare ass...

(That is, a baby with raging pustular dermatitis beneath its soggy nappy.)

Wow. I've never been called a LOSER more than 950 times before. 862 was the tops...and I deserved it that time.

LMFAO

Dude! Where are her kids? Why are they never with her? I mean I understand that even mothers have to be away from their kids sometimes, but she is NEVER with them.

Daddy, please, not tonight, I'm still bleeding out of my anus from last night.

May we please have another story today if we promise not to bitch anymore Mr. Fish?

She has kids??!!??!!??

#63 - actually, in this case you were only called a loser 945, but your guess of 950 was pretty darn close. (yes, I am that damn bored at work...but really, copying and pasting it in to excel doesn't require too much effort)

It takes a special kind of person to post "Losers." 945 times. So might even say it would take a loser to post such things.

"Larry was the one chosen by the team to...deliver the message." She must be like Billy Mumy in that old ZONE episode "It's a Good Life". They all must live in fear of her. Notice how she says she's "concentrating on my work and my life right now"? What about YOUR KIDS, you stupid Bitch?

946.

I win.

#56 = SOme jackoff celeb like Tom Cruise... TCLTC btw...

Fuck Brit... The world will revolve around her until the day she snorts too much coke or someone goes Cho on her ass....

thanks for the finger exercise jerks

After all.... The name of poster for 56 was a line from A Few Good Men...

TCLTC... Scientology is filled full of homosexuals and self absorbed psychos...

I hate scrolling

I have come to the conclusion that Britney really likes her bird hat above her other hats.

Last week, she goes shopping for hats. She buys a cowboy hat and wears it out of the shop, but if you look at the other hats in the shop, there is one like the bird one, only with a big spider on it. My guess is that she probably asked the shop for a bird one instead of the spider one because, hey....its a bird.

Then she records that strange youtube clip where she seems to be rocking her new bird hat. It was time to go public with the new bird hat and a youtube clip seems like as good a way as any other.

After a couple of days of laying low, it is time to hit the street and "get some work done." So she throws on her cool bird hat and her brown boots. Right before she leaves her house, she decides that it would be a good idea to throw on some leg warmers over her boots because it gets cold here in LA. She walks around wearing her bird hat and leg-warmers and boots.

Then, another day or two passes and Britney gets into a fight with her dad. Before she can go public with her comments, she puts on her bird hat and goes out to buy some dresses. Once she feels safe in the comfort of her cool bird hat, she then declares herself a "real woman" and slams her dad through the press. She apparently had time to stop at Starbucks and pick up some coffee, too.

I look forward to seeing the further adventures of Britney with her cool new bird hat.

I really like bird hats.

You know he's gonna spam 'LOSERS' again now..

I want to be rich enough so that when I spill my Coffee Bean & Tea Leaf latte on my granny dress I can just go buy a new one outfit the spot.

Well, in my case, they would be coffee stains...god knows what she's spilled on herself.

yup, frist

Unlike Scientologists, I'm a self-absorbing homosexual (I jerk off into my own asshole).

You'll never win whitegold, get a fucking life asshole!

The gay world ROCKS!!!!! WE LOVE YOU BRITNEY.

You should come to ohio's #1 gay spot. I'D GIVE YOU A FREE LAPDANCE. LOVE YA!!!!!!!!!!

ALL OF YOU ARE FUCKING LOOOOOOSERS!!!!!!!!!

I hate scrolling too. Especially when my finger is already sore from disempacting Grandpa.

LOL whitegold
I found that extremely amusing. C'mon guys, it's good to spam a spammer!

77--It's not so much that she likes the bird hat. She just really likes the sandy blonde wig and can't get it untangled from the hat.

OMG!!!! For the first time ever someone actually bothered to troll my account?!? Who ever would have thought I'd be worthy of something like that. I never would have thought my comments made me even remotely worthy of being trolled. This is a pretty exciting day. But that was really weird...and they actually bothered to make sure they wrote "Winners!" exactly 946 times (at least, I assume they did...I couldn't be bothered to confirm that this time). So assuming I was trolled by the same person who wrote all the "Losers." comments, it really makes you wonder, doesn't it, just who exactly the loser is on this thread.

#84 - sorry to disappoint, but that wasn't me. But I must admit, I found it kind of amusing myself (other than the need to scroll through it now), so I was kind of pleased with my troll. Good job. Clearly funnier than I am.

#82 - regardless of whetehr or not that was me, "You'll never win...get a fucking life"...huh?!? I didn't realize there was something at stack to win here?! Who the fuck cares really? Stop being such a loser and go back to making fun of celebrities.

Oh whoops, I thought that was really you whitegold. I thought you were giving the spam twat a taste of it's own meds. Oh well, it was funny anyhow!

Congrats whitegold on "making it" here on the 'Fish! Well done!

I must now resist the urge to count the number of "WINNER" posts :O

82--Perez, go back & monitor your own website!

I bet all of you are really fat and disgusting.

It shows.

"...men that have been in my life do not know how to accept a real woman's love"

Is she accusing F-ked and her dad of sleeping with transvestites or simply having sex with blowup dolls?

#87 - haha, don't do it, resist the urge to verify if there really are 946 winner posts! And thank you for the congratulations, it feels really special to be trolled, it's like I'm prime time now, a main attraction, a celebrity in my own right. I will most certainly be walking around a little bit taller for the rest of the day. Cuz I'm clearly so damn cool now.

Hey, after reading that LL thread, does anyone ever think now that maybe Lohan and Spears and Hilton and them really do have accounts at site like the Superficial, and they're actually the ones who log in and troll other peoples account cuz they think they're being all sneaky and helping to defend their reputation? Sure that may seem far fetched, but I'm going to believe that it was Britney Spears herself who took the time to troll my account. No, wait, Britney would never be able to count as high as 946. Damn, there goes that theory.

Britney looks like the kinda gal who shaves her legs 'n pits maybe once a month, uses the same plug for her entire monthly flow cycle, showers and brushes her teeth every third or fourth day (on a good week), and nixes the deodorant completely.

You can also be certain she pops her crusty zits compulsively and eats the resultant scabs, rolling them against her palate, along with the ear wax trophies and assorted nasal treasures.

Jesus. She's almost as hideous as Avril Lavigne.

Hey 89. Why don't you crawl up a pigs ass and make me a sammich!

Alright.

Bend over.

hahaha. That was actually funny, but as you can see, I'm not fat..... sorry to disappoint you twatwaffle.

How now, fat cow?

I will have a samosa, some cilantro-and-red-onion chutney and a Sol.

The sun is shining and Madame Spring is here!

Alright.

Your obese.

Oh my dear God I cannot believe I just did this. But I'm bored as hell & too lazy to count all that shit so I googled this site:
http://wordscount.ezpublishing.com/beta.html

I c&p'd the "WINNERS" crap and this is the result I got:
http://wordscount.ezpublishing.com/servlets/process.jsp

So evidently it WAS posted 946 times. What a meticulous troll we have here!

I'm gonna pull a Britney and blame the SF guy for this. If I had a NEW STORY to read, I wouldn't have had to do this. :P

Hey twatwaffle, you're retarded. It's YOU'RE, not your. Now go back to fucking your dead donkey.

Who farted?

and how exactly does she look better?

she can't possibly look better than a week ago. it's not possible.

she's probably just having a good wig day. that's it.

i didnt realize britney was so flat. didnt she have huge boobs a couple years ago?

But I already gave your mother her money.

If I ask to fuck again, I'll have to pay extra.

Boy am I ever doing nothing.....

90, although that was probably the most disgusting thing i've seen since the pictures of britney above, not shaving your legs & pits isn't a hygene problem.

That's HYGIENE dumbass.

#104... Are you a vegan bull-dyke, honey?

Just askin'...

oh, i didn't realize i needed to spell check a comment posting. i left out a letter, my apologies. i didn't realize dumbasses like you wouldn't understand what i was trying to say.

no, 106, just wanted to point out that not shaving isn't a lack of HYGIENE.

What is with all these garbage ugly clothes? No one even tries to copy her. Angelina always looks great and Jessica Alba does and Jessica even had a shaved head and so did Natalie Portman. She needs to quit worrying about her shaved head and wear some hot (not slut hot, pretty hot) clothes.

#90 - Your eloquence moved me to write a haiku:

Pop! Crusty zit scab
Assorted nasal treasures
A fine snack a-waits

Damn, I'm bored.

#109... I am *sniffle* moved to tears by your sincere homage.

I am bored also.

What say you about the recent VT massacre? More specifically, do you feel that the onslaught of grisly media coverage detailing the killer's motives, diaries, personal photos, etc. is warranted? How many more sick f*cks will be thrilled & inspired to do the same?

Yeah, too bad no one is gonna buy her next cd. Keep it up Britney, ya bitch.

110 - we talked about Cho in school today and basically (1)it makes us nervous not to talk to the geeks in case they go get a gun and (2) because ignored geeks go crazy it is Bush's fault for dropping the ball with his "No Child Left Behind" brainstorm so (3) there should be a social club called No Child Left Behind and that way the geeks will be happy and not shoot us.

Britney is just acting like a typical addict. My real question is when she will run out of money? A few more months? What will she do after that? Since she can't get her has been ass in the studio (takes away from party time) will she do a Vegas show, a la Celine Dion and Cher? Or will she just be another coc head who loses her kids, her money, her house, her car and we will see photos of her rummaging through garbage bins looking for some food?

What'd she do, piss herself? (4th picture)

Funny how this washed up has-been can't take any personal responsibility for her actions. The men in her life are to blame. Of course.

What's always so freakin' funny with her? She's always showing us she has all her teeth like someone just told the best joke but no one else is ever laughing...

LMAO - So now I get trolled too... Too funny...

Anyone remember waht Tom Cruise claimed Brooke Shields needed for her depression....
Vitamins and Exercise....

Wonder what Scientologist freaks say you need if you breath toxic air at ground zero?
http://apnews1.iwon.com//article/20070420/D8OKE05O0.html
Vitamins, Exercise, and Sauna tretments for 30 days...

OH, THANK YOU SCIENTOLOGY!!! YOU HAVE ALL THE ANSWERS!!! NOT!!!!

TCLTC

Christ... do you know how big a cooz you have to be to make me sympathetic towards not only K-Fed, but Britney's parents AND her manager? Well, now you have the answer. Britney Spears. THAT'S how big a cooz she is.
"A real woman." WTF does that even mean? She's squeezed a couple kids out of there and that makes her all-knowing now? Any dude that hooks up with her for any reason whatsoever now cannot say he wasn't warned. You'd have to be comatose now to not know what a truly heinous bitch Britney is at this point. Could someone send her Anna Nicole's left-over drugs now, please? Personally, I think Superficial and all other sites should just do a big Britney boycott now. Let's see how she likes it when no one gives a shit how crazy she acts.

No, seriously, what's the deal with those boots?

110 i hear you, it's sick that these vulture anchors are being so oblivious to a real tragedy. They all just want ratings, so sad.

This bitch is a lazy, selfish, whiny retard. She doesn't even know the definition of a hard life. With all the shit that goes on in the world she feels sorry for HERSELF, a rich Pop Princess. Her GIANT pity parties are completely interfering with her parenting (or lack there of). She has so much wealth and she has two healthy kids, so she has NO reason to feel sorry for herself. She needs to grow the FUCK UP realize that life is hard for everyone and the world doesn't owe her JACK SHIT.

HOWEVER, her parents and manager are just as useless and worthless as she is. They are all talentless useless retards who took free rides on this girls back. Her parents weren't even PARENTS, they sold their child to the highest bidder and reaped the benefits and now they wonder why she's so fucked up. Her parents apointed her manager to tell her she was going to rehab, yeah that should tell you something.

People you don't have to pick sides you can't hate everyone. The whole Spears clan is a giant steaming pile of shit, they all suck every last one of them, including
K-Fed. THE END.

ooops I means you CAN hate everyone. You Can Can!

And she finally looks like the old Britney.
It's nice to see her in some normal clothes, that are nice, instead of the potato sacks she has been wearing lately. Although I do have to say, even though she is wearing underwear (props Brit!) it doesn't look too good showing through that white and yellow dress. Time for a g-string! She just seems a little confused as to when big baggy underwear is good and when it isn't. Hmmmm can't expect total change over night! Go get em' Brit!

has anyone seen her with her boys since she left rehab? i guess shes been too busy shopping.

Sixties flower-girl dress (stained), hat with a sparrow on it, funky boots. Mary Poppins called, she wants her outfit back.

So Britney doesn't like her daddy for caring about her health? She should be Alec Baldwin's daughter for a day...she wouldn't bitch about her own father ever again!

She's such a delusional twit.

Her daddy shoulda beat her ass into rehab - her manager shouldn't have been responsible for shit.

Fuck you Britney if you don't like it that you had to go through rehab. In case you didn't go back and read the funny papers the last six months, YOU WENT NUTS!! You're lucky your fate didn't lie in the hands of the fine people on this thread!

Who's crazy now? I'm writing this like she actually reads shit on here.....who has the Jack Daniels????

why she look so hippie !!!! nasty and those boots does she ever wear the same ones ... her look suck ass , shame on her

@127...I'll take you one further, not only beat her into rehab, they should go in there and just plain kick her ass, old school style, for a good three hours minimum.

#42--I think you are Brittney...talk about men not understanding her love..this bitch has no love except for herself, once again,,,no kids in sight..what the ffffffff, unfreakinbelieveable.....some love , britttneyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!11

MOMMIE(brittney), is that you,,, I am crying, and sick. Where r u? Do I have a mom? Daddy says you are the sickest person he knows...Please come home, MOMMIe!

She lost her boobs.

Oh Britney, men not being able to handle *your* love? Nope honey, you blame your Daddy issues for everything and make men run screaming away from you, ducking umbrellas, shielding their faces from your baldheaded rage. I tried to feel for this girl, but she is simply a loser in total denial that she's the source of all her own problems. And if I see one more damn pic of her in a granny dress with tall boots, stupid hat and with her mouth gaping open often revealing gum, I will have to shoot myself. Truly Brit - because *you're ugly*

Is that the Monica Lewinski cum dress???

Whats with the stains on this girls clothes ALL THE TIME?

what a nasty whore

MOMMIE...still waiting,please someone hit her in that bald head of hers and wake her up...my brother and I are waiting for you (brittney) at home. Why do you think you are better than us? Why did you have us? When are you going to feed us and rock us to sleep. Did your mommy treat you like this? Is this why we have to suffer having you as a mother..Someone told me that how I end up depends on you...looks like I'll be in prison the rest of my life..hating my mommie.............................make sure you kiss that puppy of your goodnite...

Mommie...looks like in these pictures that all you really care about is those ugly trailer trash clothes you keeping wearing, and pretending your a great person in front of the cameras...come home MOMMIE...

In Pic #8 she is saying, "No, not that one - it doesn't make me look fat enough"

I don't know what the intentions of BS are on the pic.But it looks like she's going to try to shove that cup back in her throat.

As it shows on the 6th pic,she's always hungry.she's probably feeling the guy's pockets for some candies,must be the caffeine.

Theory: she woke up in that dress after having fallen asleep with a bag of potato chips. Seeing the grease stains, not knowing how to use the washing machine, and needing a cup of coffee (and not knowing how to use a coffee maker) she proceeded out to buy clean clothes and get a cup of coffee. On the way home, she spilled her coffee on her new ugly clothes and had to go back and buy more clothes and Red Bull.

MOMMIE,,,,,,,you r ugly...i hate u...i pooped my pants and u won't change them...why? Who r u mommie? Who is Brittney Spears? I thought u were my mommie! I am sick of waiting for u...I look at the door all day wondering if u will come home..why r u always shopping and not here for me and my baby brother? I hate u.....

Y R U ALWAYS LAUGHING.....IS IT FUNNY THAT U GET TO HAVE FUN WITHOUT YOUR KIDS..U MAKE ME SICK....I AM TELLING MY FRIENDS WHAT A BAD MOMMIE U R....YOU SUCK................

get a life and stop shopping, u freakin idiot from helll..is that all u know? maybe u should feed your puppy,,,or yea, maybe the kids once in a while,,what a loser, u r so digging your own grave. AMERICA IS SICK OF YOUR UGLY ASS.

"It's sad that all the men that have been in my life do not know how to accept a real woman's love."
I am not sure her kids are going to survive much more of Britney's love. She is using again, or soon will be. The britney trainwreck continues.

i thought jamie was her sister =(

she looks so much better

she just loves to blame everyone for her problems "they can't accept the love of a real woman." sorry Shitney but you're not showing anyone love, not your fans, kids, family, or yourself. you're just acting like a fucking brat and throwing a tantrums when people don't agree with the way she is acting.

blame blam blame game Brit! someone take those babies!