Apr 26 2007Britney Spears has saggy boobs

brit-luvin FRIST!

THIS IS NOT NEWS.

This girl has the weirdest style ever! Cowboy boots - straw hat - dress/nightie - WTF?!

At least she has managed to keep her big mouth closed for most of the pics.

You just now noticed that SuperFish? Where have you been looking, at her beautiful face?

sometime during her coked out/alcoholic binge, she must've mistaken her kids for her stylists, cuz this bitch is always lookin some kinda crazy. also explains why you never see them in public with her...she thinks they're on the payroll

i suppose her huge collection of hats is for keeping the huge collection of wigs on her huge head?

Even the pink whorey kid shirt and denim mini looked better than this disaster. I don't get it. What's the point of being rich if you can't buy good clothes??? She's frustrating to watch.

The first three pics could be taken in the time from rehab.She tried to escape in her nightie but then the security guards came after her after she yelled at them.

At least nobody can accuse her of being wasteful. She really is getting her money's worth with those brown boots.

I am excited to see what new adventures Brit is going to have with the Straw Hat.

Top 20 Hats I think Brit should consider wearing while she is out running errands:

1. Construction Worker Hat
2. Motorcycle Hat
3. Mickey Mouse ears hat
4. Pirate Hat (no eye patch--that is going too far)
5. Indian Headdress (to round out the Village People theme)
6. Top Hat (a la Monopoly Man or Mr Peanut)
7. Aviator cap with googles and white scarf
8. Football helmet (with chin strap!)
9. Asian "Cooley" Hat
10. Cat-in-the-Hat Hat (like the lead singer from the 90s group 4 Non Blondes)
11. Red Devo "Energy Dome"
12. Those Statue of Liberty foam spikes you can buy in Times Square for $5.
13. A sweet Catholic Bishop's Hat (like the Pope wears--especially cool since Easter is around the corner)
14. Full "Bee Keeper" safety hat (safety gloves optional)
15. Fencing Mask (not really a "hat," more of a mask, but that would be cool for her to wear around for the day)
16. Turban
17. Russian Mink Hat (aka The Rat Hat from Seinfeld)
18. Wicked Witch hat (tribute to Wicked, now playing at the Pantages)
19. Fez
20. Ass Hat....oh wait, she wears that one every day......

Q: What do Britney Spears and your grandmother have in common?

A: They both have their tits hanging to their belly button.

LMFAOOOOOO Goonies =))

I think my Grandma had that same night gown back in the 70's......

These dresses looks very comfortable to wear on windy days.

Britney's wearing underwear here; she must truly be recovering!

Didn't she just get pumped up with some kind of fat-melting drug? Maybe it's melting HER. Wouldn't that be fucking rad?

Those damn boots are not even cool... worst is that they don´t even match that bath curtain dress she´s wearing, looks like a pijama to me... thank God she was wearing panties, at least..

She looks like a scary school lunch lady or something. Just throw a hairnet on her and-- oh wait... Nevermind.

well hello last pic...can you say cameltoe?

It's been about 5.7 years since this taint has made my dick move, at all -- shouldn't that have made her irrelevant by now?

I guess maybe the masses don't keep tabs on the movement of my dick as vehemently as I'd like them to ... curses.

When are those boots going to discintigrate?

...all that's missing in pic #1 is drool out of the side of her mouth...

...she could fit a mexican family under that tent...

Crazy Aunt Alice goes to the grocery store!

You'd have saggy boobs too if instead of breast milk in your cha cha's you had rocks.

What a mouth-breather. This outfit just screams truckstop hooker.

BREAKING NEWS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What's next, Tom Cruise is a Scientologist?

With these new hats she is wearing it appears that Britney is a conehead. Very strange.

Cool Britney!

Lol # 9. At least we found the Mad Hatter !

LOL 24, or Lot Lizard

Ok, I don't know y ppl still photograph her like she is a fucking celebrity. NO ONE of sane mind wants to see that shit. I cannot believe that there are still some sad ppl who consider themselves fans to this trainwreck. Although she is the one of those "celebrities" that I look at and go: "wow I am so much hotter". Makes me feel good every day

Okay....I KNOW that her hair has to be long enough for her to get a weave! Why doesn't she just do that instead of wearing these ridiculous hats all the time!?!?!? And think about how the inside of those boots smell. It makes me throw up in my mouth a little bit. :P

As much as I'd like to see her choke on her own vomit, I have a feeling that the majority of parents that have teen girls don't have a fuckin clue as to what their kids listen to. So, by the time Joe Simpson Dirty Sanchez's Brittney Spears, her name and career will have a Mr. Clean, sprakling new image. Kind of reminds me of the duurrrrrrrty whore Cristina Aguilera, who is now trying to pass herself off as a Marylin Monroe knockoff.

Give me a break, she doesn't look that bad at all. I'd be more than willing to give her a dirty spears - fuck her in the ass then rub my cock on her head until it looks like she's got short brown hair. I suppose that one will only work with bald chicks

She's gum chewing white trash. What more could you expect from such as this specimen of humanity?

Obviously nobody wants to admit it, but Britney's looking much better these days. If she can keep doing whatever she's doing, she'll be a total hottie again. Plus, nobody even mentions that her two boys are gorgeous. They may turn out semi-retarded (or fully), but they hit the jackpot for looks. In just a few years they'll be "oh my god I hope I can control it as only jerking off" hot. And between Britney and Kevin, they're basically unsupervised...Dear Diary: Jackpot!

Aw c'mon! I'd hit that and then have her make me a sandwich while I mainline a quart of antibiotics.

oh my fucking GOD !!!! those boots again , damn noooooooooooooooooooooooooo wayyy

she really needs assistance and support whit her clothes !!!!

told you she was still FUGLY AND FAT :S
she needs a lipo... seriously! whoever said she was thin is eating too many shrooms

We've known this for years. Next.

That chunky roll of knee fat above those boots is hott.

Damn you #9 - that comment was so funny I nearly blew the Sprite I was drinking out of my nose...and now it burns...oh how it burns....

@9. A burka would be safer.

Awesome. I love a natural sag to a boob (á la Jessie Simpson) rather than those stupid-looking, nasty fake titties (á la Mrs David Beckham).
You go girlfriend!

i think she only has one pair of shoes - she is wearing those boots in nearly every photo. She even disguises them sometimes by putting black leg warmers over them. Surely she can afford more than one pair?

Just seen number 9 comments - glad i'm not the only one who has noticed!!

Somebody neeeds to get into her closet at night and take everything out except things that can/should be worn together, so that she has no choice but to look halfway decent.

At this point it's like watching a two year old dress itself. A two-year old who thinks it understands the concept of 'going incognito'.

Looks ok to me.

I don't mind a little sag in the hooter.

once again stinky boots,MOUTH WIDE OPEN, trashy cheap clothing,AND NO FUCKIN KIDS... I guess we can face the fact that this bitch will never change..and of course she's not allowed around her kids.FLORIDA HATES BRITTNEY....SO SNORT COKE OR HEROIN and take that stupid ugly wig off!

And next time u jump in front of the camera,,CLOSE YOUR STUPID UGLY MOUTH...u look like a freakin idiot...

#49,

I agree!!!! Does that stupid cow EVERY colose her fucking mouth or is she constantly chewing her cud?!

#50---hahahahahahahahahahahahah!!!

Why must we suffer this Bitch every freakin day....??????

Least we know she's real. Fake boobs don't sag like that.

Someone needs to give her a good nickname that has to do with her being a cow mouth,,can't think of any, but I'm sure you people can come up with something great..

Hey Kids, its me, David Lee Roth! yeeeeeeowwww bilzee bop, ditty bop!!

Just call me now to purchase one of my hats, or to have me over for your kids birthday party!! I make ballon animals and swill vodka and set myself on fire for the finale!! Yeeeeeow! Ditty bop, bilzzeee bop!!

Dude. She just had a gaggle of babies. Of course her boobs are going to sag. Hell, your mom's boobs sagged after she had you. But I have to admit, they're nice and firm now. Give her a kiss for me, m'kay?

@53 -- What about krazyhottbritt?

You missed the panty slip in the last photo. Looks like she has a nice camel toe going on!

Again...her kids nowhere in sight...

OH NOOOOOOOOOO MY VIRGIN EYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSS

One potato Two potato Three potato Four, Five potato Six potato Seven potato Britney.

i'm pretty sure she stole that hat from a scarecrow.

Maybe it's a decoy. And maybe the now practically trademarked hats and boots are to make us BELIEVE it's someone we don't give a shit about anyway...

#56>>>shut your mofo'kin ass!!
Let me see....
DrPlowcowmouth
Brittplowcow
PlowBrittcowshit
DrBrittCowShit
Oh yea,,,DrPlowBrittShitCowMouth

Hers are fake. She had antbites in "Baby One More Time" and by "Oops I Did It Again" she had Cs. No one hits puberty that fast or that late.

Her tits aren't "sagging" so much as she's got her shoulders humped over like some kyphotic old wingbag (which makes her nipples bend down), and she's wearing a cottony thing that fits badly.

That said, those are some ugly titties to be store-bought.

She has the face of a CIGARETTE BUTT.
But not just a regular cigarette, but one that's been smoked, and passed along by a bunch of homeless people hanging out behind a 24 hour clinic.

31, didn't she shave her head because of her weave in the first place?

35, who's even seen the 2nd kid? he could look like Sloth for all we know. yeah there was that one photo of a baby in a pink coat who supposedly was baby #2, but nothing since. and you can bet those babies are at least semi-mentally challenged based upon genetics alone.

Clearly she lost a bet with someone and she has to wear the hat and boots for a period of time.

She needs fucking Garanimals clothing (for grown-ups) so she could put a decent outfit together!!!

Or those Units separates that were popular in the eighties.

Those ugly ass boots make me want to shave my fucking head.....hey, wait a minute......

Those photos of Britney are udder-ly frightening. I'll bet she's come up with nicknames for every part of her body. Every last one. I'll bet she nicknamed all of KFed's parts, too, along with the skinny bearded dink she hooked up with right before rehab, and the two guys she boned while she was in rehab, and any taxi drivers, gas station attendants, busboys, supermarket baggers and fast food drive-through clerks she's boned since shaving her head. I'll bet she lays back, cigarette dangling from her mouth with a Red Bull in one hand and a Big Mac in the other and taunts her boy toys with come-ons like "Put your big (fill in body part nickname here) in Mama's lil' ol' (fill in body part nickname here). Oh yeah, that's how Mama likes it." And I'll bet she says that stuff in a real N'awlins accent, just like Emeril, and she might even go "BAM!" at the end like he does. Throughout the entire ordeal I'll bet she burps, farts (non-stop), maybe laughs too hard and blows Red Bull out her nose, and for a grand finale she engages in a fit of projectile vomiting like she did in her SUV a month or so ago. Yeah, she's hot. Too hot for me, I'm afraid.

...... and then the hooker says "see that's what you get for $5". ha ha ha I love that joke.
Good job Britney for putting a visual with it.

they don't look saggy to me. They look flat, gross and deformed, but not saggy. Breasts aren't supposed to start at your collar bone.

#35 - truly thou art mad. Get thee to a nunnery! You don't own me!

#48 - most intelligent and accurate statement you've made all week. Well done!

Brit must have escaped from her handlers for a few minutes. That's the only possible explanation. This outfit makes her look like Liz Taylor, and not when Liz was hot, but Liz right now.

Granny Panty shot in photo #6?

How funny are the pics showed a photog taking one armed pics of her face close up? Like anyone wants THOSE pics.

I hate cancer whiners...

DELIVERANCE

Uh oh, Dr.Phow, you opened up a big can o worms there! You got kelli with an "i" to try out her rhyming/thinking-at-the-same-time trick. Harsh.

Ruby -- She's passed out from lack of oxygen. She tried getting it all out on one breath, nearly self asphyxiated, and fell to the floor like a fat man shot in the knee. She's quietly weeping to herself now.

LOL Dr.P. I guess the fried chicken drumstick jammed down her throat didn't help. RIP.

i'd sport that dress... over my bathing suit. and i would wear Uggs instead of those hideous boots. and i would have gone for a cowboy hat instead of that one.

but its like 101 degrees here today, so that might be a lil overdressed.

"Don't look now.
Things just got worse.
I'm drunk again, I swear....
This crescent is just a curse.

I got here,
by killing off all my friends.
I think I figured it out.
My life begins...
when the fun ends.

I got my wings,
I'm free to go as I please.
Yeah, I got my wings...
now nothing really pleases me til
everything falls apart.
Then I get to try it back together,
yeah, it falls apart.
You can count that, and count on
bad, bad weather again.

Was it good?
I don't remember much about it.
When , things start to feel right,
You can count on me to start to doubt it.
And the devil's not in the details,
Nah, the devil is in my hands.
And it's shoot first,
apologize later.
Another quick end to a sure-shot romance.

Well, I got what I wanted,
now I don't want anything.
Yeah, I got what I wanted,
now my life is just pouring rain.

Til everything falls apart ,
then I get to try to put it back together.
Yeah, it falls apart.
And you can count on that,
yoo can count on bad weather.

I met God this afternoon,
riding on an uptown train.
I said, "Don't you have better things to do?"
He said, "If I do my job, what would you complain about?
So I let it go to hell, now I have something to do."
He said, "I let it go to hell,
does that sound familiar to you?"

And everything falls apart,
then I get to try to put it back together.
Yeah, it falls apart,
you can count on that.
You can count on bad, bad weather.

Well, everything that falls apart, baby,
sooner or later, gonna come back together.
And everything that comes together, hey,
sooner or later gonna fall apart."

Ah, the wisdom of Dog's Eye View!

Britney, you have really fucked up a great thing.
You had to have K-Sped, even though he was with
somebody else...and their daughter AND baby on the way.
You need to GROW THE FUCK UP!

Those breasts are udderly ridiculous.

bwaaaahahahahahaha

R.I.P. my ass bitches,,you wish...

Good god, who lets her out of the house in these clothes.

#35, totally agree except Maddox is already ruling the next generation...

#76 love you, you are so funny..."fat man shot in the knee"

I see someone let the dick's outta the house...

No, you didn't cross a line. It was funny!

I noticed that the pictures you have on here don't show Brit's supposed cellulite legs. I believe these are the real pics and the others are doctored.

whatever, it must suck to have people following you every where you go-- Who wants to me famous now? Anyone? Bueller?
If you're going to go outside in casual wear, at least make it something that makes you look good, not something the Von Trap children wear.

I was thinking how much I love what appear to be sweet potatoes. I like those. And sweet potatoes mixed with water balloons, all the more, especially if the crowners are big. But FUPA? Not so much.

Holy shit! That wig is like Halloween. Where is she getting these things? Spencer's?

IS THAT WHAT U CALL A COMEBACK, BITCH..I CALL IT AN ASHLESS SIMPSON...U PRETENDED TO SING 5 OLD SONGS, AND WHERE IS THE COMEBACK SONG..CAN'T U WRITE A NEW SONG LIKE ARVIL,,WHAT THE HELL..JUST KEEP DOIN THE HO=DOWN IN THOSE HO=CLOTHES...AMERICA REALLY NEEDS ANOTHER ASHLEE OR K-FED..U SUCKED.

yeahhhhhhhhhhhhh.. you crossed a line..