Apr 12 2007Britney Spears had work done
Star magazine is reporting that Britney Spears has gotten a ton of work done to help get ready for her comeback.
Gone to church, dabbled in bulimia and now heavy into light lipo. It's more a cooking session. You heard of Tomato Reduction? We're talking Britney Reduction. Shrinking her size 6 to size 2. Since surgery requires drugs, this addictive rehab alumna is - per Star magazine's current issue - into soybean anti-fat injections. Stuffing tofu up her tutu means Vegas, six weeks, 12 sessions, $130,000. Then she's on to BevHills doc Raj Kanodia, who reshaped Jennifer Aniston's and Ashley Simpson's noses and so shies from publicity that he actually spelled his name for me. Then she's getting rid of those crappy tattoos.
Don't ask me why the New York Post is writing their articles like a shopping list because I couldn't tell you. They could replace everything they wrote with "magic" and it'd be just as interesting to me. Although this is clearly the best Britney Spears has looked in a long time. Compared to how she used to look her regiment could consist of hitting herself in the face with a frying pan and it still probably would've been an improvement.
Reader Comments
1. Fifth Stooge - April 12, 2007 11:19 AM
That is just short of amazing.
2. crewmancross - April 12, 2007 11:20 AM
1?
3. crazyotto - April 12, 2007 11:20 AM
first!!!
4. crewmancross - April 12, 2007 11:20 AM
fail :(
5. crazyotto - April 12, 2007 11:20 AM
third...damn
6. DrunkBlogger - April 12, 2007 11:21 AM
Screw Britney. Buy my book.
http://search.barnesandnoble.com/booksearch/isbnInquiry.asp?z=y&EAN=9780595422258&itm=1
7. YouRang - April 12, 2007 11:21 AM
It would be awesome if she went on SNL to make fun of herself. They could fill the whole time slot with embarrassing material.
8. redharing - April 12, 2007 11:21 AM
pizeep. who cares?
9. redharing - April 12, 2007 11:22 AM
work sucks and my supervisor is drunk. seriously. apparently hes been sleeping here the past few nights after everyone has gone home. well worth my $12.50/hr.
10. jrzmommy♠ - April 12, 2007 11:27 AM
did she get hairplugs?
11. schack - April 12, 2007 11:28 AM
so she's gonna go slim&glam to be who? gwenyth paltrow? britney, britney, britney. your bald head made me my hero for like a day. why trade in iconic status and diva citizenship for dowdy, 'classic' pretension?
12. whitegold - April 12, 2007 11:28 AM
I read that she had the work done at The Advanced Lipo Dissolve Center in Las Vegas. Sounds like a real first rate medical centre! And I dunno what's worse, actual liposuction, or soybean anti-fat injections!!!
13. schack - April 12, 2007 11:29 AM
where's herbiefrog when i need him? someone's gotta eulogize britney. the girl we loved is dead and done.
14. Zooni - April 12, 2007 11:29 AM
I know the trick. Dress up like a grandmom so people forget you flashed your pussy a few weeks ago.
15. veggi - April 12, 2007 11:32 AM
WTF is she wearing??? She looks like Boy George!!!
16. NoSHIT? - April 12, 2007 11:35 AM
#9- so is my mum and do you hear me complaining?
17. F-Sucker - April 12, 2007 11:38 AM
She should look into a face transplant.
18. redharing - April 12, 2007 11:38 AM
#16: but fridays are drunk days, not thursdays. its just not productive, see?
19. Wow Just Wow - April 12, 2007 11:42 AM
Oh ya.. 18 cases of Red Bull a day ought to do it. But will it cure her cankles?
20. Dr. LikeyLikey - April 12, 2007 11:51 AM
#15 - I thought that looked familiar. You nailed it.
21. Donkey - April 12, 2007 11:55 AM
If she really wants to lose weight... try cocaine. It the most amazing weight lose drug around. It does have a few side effects though.
22. Liverpool FC - April 12, 2007 11:58 AM
SHE IS A FAT TRAILER PARK REDNECK WHORE.
23. ImaCracka - April 12, 2007 12:01 PM
The work she should have done is to pay someone to pull her head out of her ass......
Please be honest... Are you going to buy her next CD? No... friggin has been... will be dry fucking Flava Flav next season on VH1.......
24. Donkey - April 12, 2007 12:03 PM
I'd rather listen to Coldplay than "Oops I Did it Again.... Again".
25. Lowlands - April 12, 2007 12:03 PM
This is the last time i comment here on thesuperficial.BS=booring to me.I rather read something about quantum physics.
26. Fifth Stooge - April 12, 2007 12:05 PM
Just kidding.
27. Donkey - April 12, 2007 12:13 PM
25->
Well here you go Lowlands;
http://www.quantum-physics.polytechnique.fr/en/
28. MrSemprini - April 12, 2007 12:13 PM
Somebody PLEASE burn those boots! Doesn't she own ANY other footwear?
29. chaunceygardner - April 12, 2007 12:20 PM
"Her regiment"? What, is Britney in the army now?
And, they can do all they want to her - you still can't polish a turd.
30. tits_on_snack - April 12, 2007 12:25 PM
"You heard of Tomato Reduction? We're talking Britney Reduction"
What? Sorry. No. I actually haven't heard of Tomato Reduction. Sounds like I'm really missing out on something exciting though.
31. TrippyGoogler - April 12, 2007 12:26 PM
Now if only they had a surgical procedure for body odor.
32. verania - April 12, 2007 12:27 PM
If Britney was a size 6 when she was at her beefiest then I must be a size negative 6. She was really gaining a lot of weight, probably from binge eating due to depression. Nonetheless, I feel bad that she has to resort to such crazy and invasive tactics to try for a comeback.
33. lambman - April 12, 2007 12:33 PM
HEAVY into LIGHT lipo? Um what?
Does that make any kind of sense?
34. teetee - April 12, 2007 12:40 PM
Why are her boobs leaking?
What's with the red bull ALL THE TIME?
35. sympathee - April 12, 2007 1:02 PM
Red Bull gives you breasts?
36. Mighty D. - April 12, 2007 1:27 PM
#34 - Finally somebody noticed! I thought I was imagining things...dirty, smelly, sweatty boob things. But, no! nooooo I say!
37. urockmysocks - April 12, 2007 1:29 PM
my neighbor, which is a 78-year-old lady with osteoporosis dresses way better than that. where in the hell hole did she buy her clothes? My best guess would be a dumpster, or somewhere around there.
38. Superevil - April 12, 2007 1:30 PM
too bad she can't get the past 3 years of her life removed by surgery
39. monkeyrotica - April 12, 2007 1:33 PM
She looks the way a fart smells.
That is, POOTASTIC!
When does K Fed get his first severence check? Because his kick game is about to get REALLY ridiiculous.
I don't even want to think about his watch game.
40. FRIST!!! - April 12, 2007 1:37 PM
#9 I know how you feel, got me one of them drunks here too and this time it's not me!!!
I'm sorry, what???
41. FRIST!!! - April 12, 2007 1:38 PM
I think it's cute how she thinks she's going to "come back"
42. imran karim - April 12, 2007 1:41 PM
well, if she looks good..
43. F-Sucker - April 12, 2007 1:43 PM
#21
I'm sure she's already sucking a lot of penis.
44. BritneysFUCKhat - April 12, 2007 1:49 PM
Did I read right? She's getting a nose job? WTF Her nose looks just fine. Well it could be fucked up on the inside. But that only happens with cocai....oh.
45. Sassy - April 12, 2007 1:57 PM
Why does she have tit sweat stains on her shirt? I'm tellin' ya, she's the epitomy of class. And what word is in 'class'? ASS. You got it.
46. edmund.ignasious.aloysius.III - April 12, 2007 1:59 PM
Dont you idiots remember her meat flaps for a vagina. Shes pointless to talk about anymore, unless of course I was knee deep in the meat flaps.
47. Shanipie - April 12, 2007 2:21 PM
What the hell, is it that hard for her to stop stuffing her face with fried chicken? Its called a "DIET" Dumbass Spears. You don't need to pay for all that surgery and shit all the time if you just cut your calories back and get a trainer to whip your ass in the gym 4-5 times a week. She's so retarded. Thats why she always bloats right back up, she never loses weight the right way.
48. Manistoned - April 12, 2007 2:35 PM
Shitney and Maniston have to be 2 of the ugliest women to be considered hot in the history or womandom.
49. Ellie - April 12, 2007 3:43 PM
#29--"you still can't polish a turd"
Classic. Just fucking classic.
50. cm - April 12, 2007 4:23 PM
Liposuction for celebs...$100,000 and up
$3.....price for that crappy outfit at a resale shop
The media finding someone better to photograph and totally forget this bald-headed train wreck..priceless.
51. bungoone - April 12, 2007 4:58 PM
i thought i read she was a size 6 before she got fat & pregnant. i'm pretty sure it's not physically possible for her to be a size 2. unless she wasted away to olson-twin size & everone knows they're not sexy.
52. Eye-Dish Lass - April 12, 2007 5:04 PM
Britney will pay less alimony to Fed-Ex than she does to RedBull and Phillip Morris.
53. clairargent - April 12, 2007 5:19 PM
"REGIMEN" is the word you were looking for.
54. Krotch - April 12, 2007 6:25 PM
There is NO WAY she is a size 2. I'm thinking a 6 now and maybe a 10 or 12 at her chunkiest. And why is she wearing my grandma's quilt? That bitch has style and class.
If Britney actually manages a comeback after all of this, I'm moving to another country.
55. krazihottkelli - April 12, 2007 7:17 PM
Shit, is that stupid anti-christ again trying to rise up.. We have had way to much of her stupid life. Please God send us someone new that isn't a crack, divorced times 2 going on 10, drunk breasting so-called mom, that never see's her kids anymore, coz she's suckin Paris's ass...
56. Rachelraquel - April 12, 2007 8:04 PM
I couldn't really give a shit about this if I tried, but I would have to agree that the NY post article is horribly written. I was thinking "did he get this some 12-year-old's blog or something?"
No. It's from the NY Post.
At least I know my future career in journalism will be easy...
57. WileyJay - April 12, 2007 10:41 PM
What happened to the AA meetings?
58. Slinxter - April 13, 2007 12:08 AM
# 46.. Britney so does not have a badly packed kebab....WTF are you on about?? BTW only idiots like you call everyone idiots and can't code their default "my space"..
59. Meklorka - April 13, 2007 2:54 AM
If she shirnks down to a size 2 she'll probably look a whole lot worse. Starvation is not pretty. She'll probably look a bit like Jenna Jameson, which is really a frigtening thought.
60. licklick - April 13, 2007 5:45 AM
If you think she looks/acts like shit now, wait for her comeback.
Hey Britney, bring it on!
61. krazihottkelli - April 13, 2007 5:48 AM
You must know why she is so upset these days, she plowed into lesbianism with Paris and L. Lohan. Disease heaven!
62. Bodylotion - April 13, 2007 7:01 AM
What the fsck is it with Bitchney and her God forsaken hats!
63. belle - April 15, 2007 9:09 AM
Now, if she could only get a stylist.
64. krazihottkelli - April 16, 2007 5:35 AM
To all the reporters out there, you know alot of magazines would sell if you grabbed that bitches wig by mistake(wink),,,the world would truly love you...
65. opinionated - April 16, 2007 4:51 PM
Be careful not to be ignorantly persuaded by whatever media tells you. If you look at the picture, you'll see that she just came out of a dance studio which would explain the sweat from her chest (she is human). Also, i'm not too familiar with plastic surgery but i'd think that one won't be in any physical condition to dance.