Apr 17 2007Britney Spears flashes her panties

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Yes, that was sweet. Now for my real comment. That dress makes her have no shape and it gives me a headache.

Wow, this really is a whole new and improved Britney. She's started wearing panties! The world rejoices!

She looks like a magician's assistant.

Those blue contacts are creepy and when she makes that face she looks like Bat Boy's evil twin....in a muumuu

Spears seems pretty exicted about the panty prospect too. And ha ha to #2 & #3. :)

what a freekin clown

Brittney needs to shove her pretty wig down her pretty panties.

I have nothing remotely funny to say about this. I thought about commenting on her ridiculously blue contacts, or something to do with panties, but then I got bored and my train of thought derailed and I started thinking about the shirt I ordered and how it got delivered to my apartment earlier today, and how I can't wait to get home and try it on. Maybe make some vegetable soup, do some pilate's... *yawn*

The sad thing about this britney is that she probably purchased that window curtain for $100 bucks and it probably won't even cover a whole window. She got jipped.

hahaha. Why oh why does she keep mistaking pillow cases for dresses. And who is the transvestite with her? Is that Paris?

nice on #4

Cool hat! I didnt know she was so into "A Clockwork Orange."

That's the face of realization: "So THAT's what panties feel like!"

^^^^^^^^^^^LMNAO @ #13!!!!!!!!!

Panties? so thats what that breeze was....

At least she's wearing panties now-a-days.

I don't like those blue eyes. They remind me of cheap werewolf movies. As a matter of fact, in the last picture Britney dinstinctly looks like she's about to attack the paparazzi, tear her clothes off, and transform into a mutant (not necessarily in that order).

Didnt she learn from hanging out with Paris how rediculous those contacts look!

That "dress" is awful.

And Britney, stop with the wigs and hats. You cut all your hair off. Deal with it.

You know what it must feel like to be Brit? It must feel like your walking down main street in a hello kitty outfit singing Avril Lavigne to yourself and having your liver try to jump out of your body but you force it back down with a gin and tonic. Or maybe that's what it's like to be me. I don't know anymore. I need a drink.

I am sooo bored with this fat, ugly cow. she needs to go away!!

A clockwork fuschia

She kind of looks like she's about to go play the MC in an all girl version on Cabaret...
She scares me.

Maybe she could eat Paris, and then crawl up into a pigs ass and make herself a ham sammich.

Poor panties...knowing you'll be burned at the end of night due to infestation must be a bummer.

#4 - too bad no one sawed her in half ... for real!

#12 - Maybe she wants to be on the receiving end of the gang bang scene from that movie? Or maybe someone should prop her eyes open with toothpicks and force her to vomit every time she sees a photo of herself!

Whoever talked her into wearing that outfit should be taken out back & scourged.

what a clown!!! she seriously looks like a clown!!

Does she HAVE to have her filthy piehole open all the time? Just imagine that stinkin' sewer breathing next to you IN out IN out IN out IN eee. www.

I actually believe the face of her in the last pic is her realizing she just finished her last can of red bull.. to the left of her.

I like that designer mumu she's wearing. It covers up her, like, her pregnancy bump like ya'll. Like, people are sooo nice!

I agree with #19.

Imagine waking up to that in the middle of the night. Her Chatty Cathy doll eyes staring at you. The marionette-like mouth: yak,yak,yak.

Now HERE is some news hot off the wire that is worth talking about:

SAN JUAN, Puerto Rico (AP) - A summer cruise for gay and lesbian families organized by Rosie O'Donnell has cut Bermuda from its planned itinerary because of possible protests by church groups in the British island territory.

O'Donnell's charter company said it wanted to avoid the type of protests that greeted passengers when one of its cruises stopped in Nassau, Bahamas, in 2004.

heh-heh-heh: not cancelled due to possible protests, but due to probable WHALE POACHING!

Her fake eyeballs remind me of that movie, Mars Attacks.

huh huh, awesome 31.

Good one, #22. Hee hee. Believe it or not, that sack she's wearing is the height of fashion now (well, the shape, anyway). It's all billowy, shapeless dresses and tops in all the stores right now. If it was up to the fashion powers that be, we'd all go around asking each other, "So, when are you due?" Fugly.

The blue eyes are creeping me out, too. And why does Britney always look like she's spazzing? She really does seem to have the emotional capacity of an excitable 6-year-old. My sympathy is slowly but surely edging more torwards K-Fed every day (and that is sad).

@32 What the hell a my gonna do with 100 torpedoes now?!?!!!

Did she go to the Rosie O'Donnell's School of "Make sure you open your mouth and look excited in the picture.

When was the last time you saw this chick smiling with her mouth closed in a picture?!?!?!

Britney, you can not match your ugly brown lipstick to your brown bag. And coordinate your blue bracelets with your blue eyeballs. someone shoot her now.

This is funny, but wouldn't it be funnier if she had a prosthetic leg? Not like anyone expects her to act sane, anymore, so she may as well make it more interesting for us ...

I see she's gone to the same alien eye dr. as Paris to get those sexy sexy alien eyes

Fuck! AGAIN????
WTC!!!!

snooooooze.

I'm just glad she's back to her old self again.
Psychos are the only people I can relate to, you know.
Wonder if she'll come over for tea or margaritas...

Yes WTC!!!! where is this dumb bitches people? That wig looks like the one my grandma use to wear in the 60's It looks like Polyester not real hair. The cloths she is wearing came from that crazy homeless lady on Santa Monica Blvd. SHe she wearing panties? We almost got a look. Not that I want to see her snatch, but I am kind of curious if she has a wig on that thing too?

Oh Yeah, does her fucking mout ever close? Have we seen a picture of her with her mouth closed? WTC!!! shut that stupid mouth or give someone a blow job. One or the other

#20 I can relate....

#32 That's Funny!

K, I actually have an assignment!!!!

I guess she is wearing panties. You can see something white in picture #6 or maybe that is Paris's Dog hiding.

I guess since Paris started wearing panties, she decided she would too.

I wonder how long it takes for the nastiness that is her hoo-ha to eat through those bad boys.

@45 your assignment is to call and talk dirty to me

MY GOD! that woman is turning into a whale!
Where is green peace to rescue this thing? Or rather place them selves on a boat between her and the rest of the world..sheesh.

#35 LOL

Wedgeone - is that like AirForceOne?

I hate those contacts.

seriously, how does Britney alternate from train wreck to mildly presentable every single day...

and if you were wondering, this would be a day of mass carnage

Fuck Green Peace, call out the Japanese whaling ships to harpoon that fat ass bitch and put her out of our misery

Jimbo...come on I already showed you how to get free porn. Do I have to do everything around here???
WTC!!!

Jimbo, you are right though, about her nastywig, and yeah, her mouth is open in Every pic!!!

I appreciate the free porn site. I am just fucking bored. They had me fly all the way out to the Windy city and there is nothing to do!!! I am stuck here all week!! WTC!! And while free porn is nice the real thing is much better. Sorry I am just going shit house here. WTC!!! I hope no one bends over in front of me!!

HEY!!! KOOLAID!!!!

That's just frightening. Clown school is in session....

Hey Jimbo....go outside!!! Find a nice bar and grill, get some appetizers and a long island. Shoot a game of pool. There ya go.

Ahhh yes the Britney face, how I've missed you so.

Where's the kids these days anyway?

She has kids?!?!?

Wow, I guess I was kidding about her work looking great. She'd just wiped her mouth. Take off that ridiculous fucking lipstick, please.

At least she's WEARING panties! THAT should have been the headline: "Britney Spears wears panties". Which is more than I can say for those blue contact lenses - tacky in the extreme.

Ew she looks like she has cataracts with those fake blue contacts. She looks like hell, really was Shitney ever hot? Cos Dammit I can't remember that anymore. She always looks like she got dressed/styled by someone who really HATES her.

NO Britney ... NO!

#10 we think it's spelled jypd : ) [duh]

and #44 she is waiting anxiously : )

hey babe : )
no problem... : )

but... maybe... speak less ? : ))

http://x17online.com/bspearsweb1041307small.flv

YOIINKS! She looks like a Clockwork Orange reject in the first photo. Those cheap ass contacts have *got* to go! (Think Paris gave her her disposables)

Picture 2...what's on the inside of her wrist?

First i thought she just left the shower with only a towel wrapped around her and forgot to dress.But on the second hand i see it's a superflipoverdress a la Jenna.

She looks quite content with her dress on the first photo.She must like the wind gusts which are tickling her underwear now.

Bends over in front of JIMBO

She looks like a freaking clown. Don't skanks like her look in the mirror before they leave the house?

Don't tease me Swinger

No need to tease baby...Cum n get JIMBO

Wow, those blue contacts look terrible on her. She really should go back to the brown eyes. Looks MUCH better on her.

Man. She sure makes going crazy look like fun.

Ah when did she get pyscho, blue clown eyes? Nice satan sheets turned into a pillowcase turned into a moomoo.

nothing on this outfit matches even remotely. and i am so god damned sick of people wearing colored contacts. fake bitches, everywhere.

It's true--she's the female Samson. All her looks and talent, not to mention what few remaining functioning brain cells, were all in her hair.

Chain her to a couple of pillars before she breeds again.

Oh, dear. That smock is showing up everywhere, from Jenna Jameson (who doesn't realize she can't fingerpaint with menstrual blood if she doesn't have periods) to this fucking dimbulb (who wants to look trendy when she writes on the nuthouse walls with her own poop). It's not just the contacts, those eyes say she's about to lose it soon. Again.

bitch needs some eye cream.

IS HALLOWEEN HERE YET?

Remember the movie "Magic" with Anthony Hopkins & his freaky ass ventriloquist dummy? She totally looks like that scary wooden motherfucker. I can virtually hear Britney cackling "Abracadabra, I sit on his knee!!" I want my mommy.

Who is doing her makeup? Stanley Kubrick?

Think "Clockwork Orange"

That ugly pink dress looks like what my old aunt would wear,,you look terrible in colors. Why don't you stick to Black, isn't that what 666 is required to wear? I have a theory why we never see her kids with her. Guess what? They're not allowed to be around her after that rehab fit. She's dangerous!

Its just lost all meaning, it's a sad day.

Mouth wide open ready for a hot dick. Bitch, your arms are so freakin fat..you have some nerve wearing that piece of shit dress, and to who designed it, you suck in fashion.

That is the ugliest fucking dress I have seen in a long time!

'drag clown'

Oh-mi-gosh! See is so obviously on extacy! Her pupils are dilated just like mine get when I do it except I'm not a role model for little girls so I can do what I want!

#64 Cataracs are HOT!! I keep telling my wife Ethel not to have them removed. I just keep the volume turned low...

First off, I sort of like Britney. . . not sure why but I do. It's not because of her music because I NEVER really listened to it. I mean, I have heard it but I never wanted to. I like that she's a Southern girl and all that. She's screwed up a lot but hell, who doesn't?

Anyhow, with all that said can someone please tell me just how you get your eyes THAT dilated???? Holy shit! Oh and what the fuck is with that last pic of her? I have had plenty of BAD pics taken of myself but what is THAT?!

What exactly is that fuck nugget wearing?

LOL... that last picture is incredible.... its like she sat on the emergency break handle or something........

OK ENOUGH, someone needs to tell that bitch how to dress and to KEEP YOUR FREAKIN LEGS TOGETHER, SLUT! You sinle-handedly ruined your own career. Hope you like it, coz the only thing American wants to do with you is write mean, hateful, shit about you, and if ever there's a nice message for you, then it'l you or one of your family writing it. The rest of us all know you a slut from the South.....

SHE IS A WORTHLESS TRAILER TRASH WHORE WHO NEEDS TO KEEP HER LEGS SHUT.

HEY CRACK WHORE...GROW UP...AND STOP SMILING, YOUR KIDS ALREADY ARE PLANNING YOUR FUNERAL..."I CAN SEE IT NOW, BRITTNEY, DEAD AT AGE 35, KILLED BY HER 10YR. OLD", WHILE HE WAS SCREAMING"YOU WERE NEVER MY MOMMIE, BITCH"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

MOMMIE....CAN YOU HEAR ME... R U STILL ALIVE...I DIDN'T MEAN TO SHOOT U, BUT U WOULDN'T STAY HOME AND HOLD ME..SO U GAVE ME NO FREAKIN CHOICE..IT'S OK,,,I HAVE THE NANNY,SHE'S MY REAL MOM...BYE, LOSER!

Why when I look at her she looks like the guy who wore the derby in a "Clockwork Orange?"

britney is a hot mess but at least she is wearing panties in this pic!! another thing..why would you wear a dress when your leg hair is as long as a mans?? i just dont get it...

This is lame. Loads of people have that happen when they are getting into a car. Yawn.
Although, I very much enjoy the crazy faces she makes. Very Liza Minnelli.

Bagladies dress better than this nutcase. She looks old and worn out, too. What a loser. She's just a media whore, desperate for attention, any attention. Reminds me of that girl from Different Strokes, who ended up a junkie and overdosed. Must be a slow news day, she's old news. Enough of this Bozo-wannabe.

there are so many things horribly wrong with these pictures...but i have to comment on this one: red lipstick with a pink dress? what the hell? doesn't she have millions of dollars or something? can't someone at least tell her that you don't do that?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k7JJK8W-UQs

Yep, that's Britney alright!

WHERE IS MY MOMMIE? DO I HAVE ONE? WHAT DOES SHE LOOK LIKE? WHO IS THAT STUPID GUY THAT SAYS HE IS MY MOMMIE? MOMMIE,MOMMIE!!!

BRITTNEY ANSWER: I am not your Mother...I don't have kids..why would I have kids? Everyone wants to be me...kids would just get in my way..if I had to carry kids around, then no one would be looking at me,,,it would be all about them..I CAN'T HAVE THAT,,,NO WAY..NO KIDS IN MY FUTURE.... I'M NOT YOUR FREAKIN MOTHER...

SCARYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

What the fuck is she wearing.