Apr 9 2007Brandon Davis has no friends
Brandon Davis showed up to the Details magazine party at producer Mary Parent's house, but when he was denied entrance "he started demanding that staffers get Stavros [Niarchos]" because he had apparently told Davis about the party and was already inside.
But when staffers found Niarchos, he begged them to tell Davis that he wasn't there, adding, "I didn't invite him here, and I don't really want to be around him." Niarchos then joined the other revelers. Davis eventually made such a fuss that he was allowed in - and Niarchos beelined to a Details editor to apologize, adding, "You know I would never bring him here."
You'd have to be insane to want to take responsibility for Brandon Davis. You'd also have to be insane to try and juggle bottles filled with your own urine. Somebody else's urine, sure. But your own? That's just crazy talk.
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Reader Comments
1. YoungOne - April 9, 2007 9:33 AM
Frist! Who is that bloated bloke?
2. veggi - April 9, 2007 9:37 AM
Who?
3. TheRanchTooth - April 9, 2007 9:37 AM
Poor Elvis. He's so greasy I bet Rachelraquel is tempted to rape him with a strapon.
4. At-Law - April 9, 2007 9:40 AM
Does this guy own stock in Crisco? Cause it looks he bathed in hot cooking oil.
5. PunjabPete - April 9, 2007 9:41 AM
Must suck to be a loser with affluent parents...
Maybe he should try not being a douchebag...
6. veggi - April 9, 2007 9:41 AM
theranchtooth. You're a sick little puppy...
7. lohanhasthebestcokeinCA - April 9, 2007 9:41 AM
he is gleaming with grease. thats an alliteration for you, also, thats some crazy coke theyre blowin in that club. and that stavros, well, he just strikes me as a cockgobbling cod.
8. Fifth Stooge - April 9, 2007 9:42 AM
What a fucking soap opera.
9. veggi - April 9, 2007 9:45 AM
hahahahaha! I had to google this guy.....
and this is what it said.
"OILY heir Brandon Davis appears to be running out of reserves."
Oh, google, you kill me!
10. Fifth Stooge - April 9, 2007 9:46 AM
If the Fish keeps posting shit like this, he ain't gonna have no friends either.
11. F-Sucker - April 9, 2007 9:54 AM
He still gets props from me for the "firecrotch" comments.
12. daylin - April 9, 2007 9:54 AM
Brandon Davis?! He always looks like a moist vagina.
SLIPPERY WHEN WET!
13. didey23 - April 9, 2007 10:03 AM
seriously....who is this guy?
14. Jimbo - April 9, 2007 10:06 AM
I don't understand why they did not let him in. I am sure there were lots of dirty dishes to wash? Did Hollywood close down for the weekend? These have got to be the worst fucking stories I have seen around here in a long time. Yes, I know he sneaks one in from time to time but this is 4 in a row of pure CRAP!!
15. Ellie - April 9, 2007 10:07 AM
HAHAHAHAHA! Burn!
16. amaritimer - April 9, 2007 10:07 AM
can you imagine having this fugly bastard sweating over you? Pumping away and the sweat dripping on you? Face red with the effort. *gags* I wonder if his pubes are as greasy as the rest of him... Ewwwwwww, no need for lube, he comes already greased.
17. amaritimer - April 9, 2007 10:09 AM
or imagine trying to get past the smell to suck him off? Looking up at him... I think I just made myself sick...
18. veggi - April 9, 2007 10:10 AM
16- there goes my cheese and crackers. Thanks.
19. veggi - April 9, 2007 10:13 AM
17- I just ate them again because thrown up cheese and crackers is more edible than that. Good Night!
20. Jimbo - April 9, 2007 10:15 AM
Hey Veggi - can I be one of your Myspace friends?
21. wedgeone - April 9, 2007 10:16 AM
"juggle bottles filled with your own urine. Somebody else's urine, sure. But your own? That's just crazy talk."
DamYell must be on his payroll again. This is some of the worst writing ever. EVER, Fish. DO YOU HEAR ME? EVER!!!
22. sympathee - April 9, 2007 10:19 AM
Have no clue who this guy is either, it's the day of unknowns.
23. HollyJ - April 9, 2007 10:31 AM
16. Posted by amaritimer "can you imagine having this fugly bastard sweating over you? Pumping away and the sweat dripping on you? Face red with the effort. *gags* I wonder if his pubes are as greasy as the rest of him... Ewwwwwww, no need for lube, he comes already greased"
Amaritimer, you just made my vagina sob with fear and repulsion. I didn't even know that was possible until this moment.
24. ghiagirl - April 9, 2007 10:32 AM
He is the grandson of supposed billionaire Marvin Davis, oil tycoon.
25. jrzmommy - April 9, 2007 10:33 AM
"made my vagina sob" - so you got wet??? Yikes. I think I read about that type of thing once, in a doctor's office...
26. FRIST!!! - April 9, 2007 10:37 AM
WTC?!? I think he's totally cute!!! He can come to my party any time as long as he doesn't bring Hilton or call me a firecrotch or anything!!!
27. lambman - April 9, 2007 10:39 AM
"You'd also have to be insane to try and juggle bottles filled with your own urine. Somebody else's urine, sure. But your own? That's just crazy talk."
Who's writing this crap? If you're going to insist on posting a "news story" as lame and insignificant as this, especially when its not regarding an actual celebrity so much as Paris Hilton's ex boyfriens at least make a good joke.
at least comments #4 and #16 were funny
28. HollyJ - April 9, 2007 10:45 AM
I don't care if he's the grandson of Jesus of Nazareth. He's a brainless disgusting smarmy douchebag.
29. Katherine - April 9, 2007 10:58 AM
Why is he always sopping wet?
30. hilaroushillary - April 9, 2007 10:59 AM
What a painfully painfully slow news day ...
btw, Fish, you're losing friends, too. (but I guess, the real "Phish" is enjoying himself somewhere on the Bahamas or what do I know.. but your WRITERZZZZ SUUUUUCCCCKKK AAAARGH, bleh, cough ..)
31. hilaroushillary - April 9, 2007 11:03 AM
"juggling bottles filled with your urine" ... WTF??! Is monkeyerotica writing here? what a shame. this site USED to be a whole lot funny.
32. Courtney - April 9, 2007 11:13 AM
Good god there's nothing worse than spoiled little rich boys. AND FUCKING WASH YOUR HEAD, MAN. I've never seen such a shiny mug andh coiffure in my life.
33. DrPhowstus - April 9, 2007 11:35 AM
Maybe because they were all Muslims and Jews. Those people hate porkchops.
34. fritobandito - April 9, 2007 12:09 PM
I seriously hope this guy just got done running laps or butt fucking Paris, he is seriously sweaty. And gross. And greasy. Too bad money doesn't buy soap, and clean water, and shampoo, maybe some dry underwear.
35. rrd - April 9, 2007 12:19 PM
if you ahve to aks who he is you are not a true gossip afficianado,
36. FRIST!!! - April 9, 2007 12:45 PM
#29 He's not, this is just the only picture they have of him. He happens to be sweaty in this one.
37. rrd - April 9, 2007 12:52 PM
no. he is always aglow with oil.
38. rrd - April 9, 2007 12:54 PM
It's cause he is alwayd sweating booze
39. rrd - April 9, 2007 12:57 PM
god my typing sucks
40. luvinit - April 9, 2007 12:59 PM
Who the hell is the queer with disgustingly greasy hair that I can see my reflection in? And since when is Stavros a person that can get in a party you'd think that they'd be affraid to let someone in that had sex with Paris. He might be a carrier of one of her STD's! @3 -theranchtooth- FUCK YOU! Don't EVER compare some oily fag to the legendary Elvis!!!! Very bad thing to say!
41. lambman - April 9, 2007 1:11 PM
36 - No, its not a case of reusing a picture. Brandon Davis looks that sweaty/greasy in the majority of photos taken of him. Actualy I challenge you to find a pic where he isn't SWEATY AND OR GREASY
42. whitegold - April 9, 2007 1:43 PM
#11 - Oh, is he the firecrotch guy?!? Wow, how sad is it when a guy is only recognizable for his comments about LL and her firecrotch haha! That's some claim to fame he has!
43. F-Sucker - April 9, 2007 1:48 PM
#42
It is indeed.
He's famous for that.....and being friends with Paris Hilton.
44. F-Sucker - April 9, 2007 1:51 PM
#42
It is indeed.
He's famous for that.....and being friends with Paris Hilton.
45. rrd - April 9, 2007 1:58 PM
here's one! he's not oily but he's wiping his ass!
http://www.theheadbitch.com/you-see-what-that-bitch-did/brandon-davis-is-a-loserduh/187
46. woodhorse - April 9, 2007 2:02 PM
#3 Brandon Davis makes me queasy just too look at him but - dammit!- how dare you compare him to Elvis!! Elvis was the original musical rip off artist, mysogynist (worse than calling someone a firecrotch), a racist, and 10 times fatter and greasier than Greasy Bear Davis!! Not only that, Elvis took pounds and pounds of pills but offered his services to the DEA to help catch "drug smugglers/abusers" - Brandon just takes drugs and leaves everyone else's business out of it. Think about what you're saying before you open your mouth!!
47. sharpei dude - April 9, 2007 2:08 PM
Who is this fucking smegma stain again and why isn't security fungo-kicking his ass back to his car???
48. ToiletDuck - April 9, 2007 2:42 PM
Will someone remind me who this no-talent, celebrity-wannabe, ignorant twat is again?? What is it that hs is supposed to be famous for???????
49. rrd - April 9, 2007 2:48 PM
He is heri to the Davis Oil Empire, I think.
50. wedgeone - April 9, 2007 3:28 PM
The only "oil empires" are in possession of dudes with towels tied around their heads and bomb building factories in the basements of their palaces.
Brandon is a professional celebutard who might be the source of oil for the Davis family, but that' all.
51. Truthseeker013 - April 9, 2007 5:52 PM
Uhhhh...
WHO?
52. lochia - April 9, 2007 9:16 PM
Great blog, but seriously: Next time you post about the antics of unknown losers could you post a bio or something?
This will save me the time of googling only to discover that the dude is best known as a feature loser of many, many blogs.
Plus, I won't have to clear my browser in order to not be reminded, much to my eternal shame, that I googled such a loser.
I still don't know why this guy exists.
53. dannielynn'sdaddy - April 10, 2007 12:51 AM
Lindsay, if you're reading this, two words:
Crisco Crotch
54. LOOKWHATICANDO - April 10, 2007 7:34 AM
He pays for it
55. Spindoc - April 10, 2007 9:07 AM
So Jenna Jameson's losing weight because this guy is eating all her food....got it.
56. ambrosia - April 10, 2007 4:11 PM
asshole or not forget hes famous or rich disowning someone like that is low have the balls to tell them whats wrong with them or something you should not be ashamed of them if you are have the balls to discreetly say it to them
57. BeerBaron4life - April 11, 2007 12:09 PM
"My God, you're greasy."-Homer Simpson to the pimply faced-teen
58. Al - July 20, 2007 10:54 PM
I don't havre no friends either. He is not a looser. He is just a person like you. I work all the time and I don't have time for friends. the only time I have time for a friend is in bed.
59. Missystar - October 25, 2007 6:08 PM
God, I hate this smarmy shit-for-brains. He reminds me of all the rich boys who hassled me in high school.