Apr 2 2007Avril Lavigne thinks Britney Spears is weak

Avril can only dream of Britney-like fame.

this kid is so out of touch.

does anyone know where her bag is from? what brand?

Why did the pop up below Tara and her really undersized bikini top?

And who is the bitch? and why do her comments matter?

She was in Sponge Bob Square Pants the movie. I remember her now!!!

GASP!!

Don't insult Minnie Mouse like that you turd!

She's my hero.

Why? Is your life the fucking pathetic that you look up to her?

I hate this cunt.
She tried to be a country singer, that didn't work out.
So she tried the skater punk schtick which was good for a few singles.
Now she's... blonde and wearing schoolgirl outfits and making videos about stealing unpopular girls' highschool boyfriends...?
Isn't this bitch married? Shouldn't she be writing something resembling a serious song by now?

This bitch is as hardcore as a packet of Quaker's microwave oatmeal.

"You probably didn't even know Avril Lavigne was still alive until about thirty seconds ago..."

Yea, pity she still is huh...

@#3- I 'm pretty sure you can obtain all of Avril's clothes and accessories at WannaBeAPoseur.com.

In this case, Avril is 100% correct.

People are generally responsible for their own problems. Only the weak blame others.

^7.

It's called sarcasm dear.

Yeah.

Nice rock Avril, too bad you shitted it up with the garish nail color. Damn kids!

Ha Ha. Avril has 100 times more talent than trailer trash britney will ever have. You dont know who she is because your minds are weak. You have been brainwashed into believing that stupid 'manufactured' twats like Britney have talent.

Try reading something other the top story on CNN sometime you dumb fucks. Go USA.....

8--at least she ditched the tie, lol

I agree with Avril. Sure, she doesn't have the success of Britney and maybe she won't ever achieve that status ...but get real people! You all about Britney so bad, but when another celebrity has something to say you all are on Brit's side. What a bunch of riders. Anyway, celebrities really piss me off when they have the audacity to complain about all the unfortunates that come with being an 'A' list celebrity or just plain interesting. It's part of the job like Avril says. These celebs sound like this, "Yeah, I won't to be a stripper and I love the potential tips, but dammit I won't take off my clothes I don't care if that's the code."
How stupid is that?!

Yes, #15...Avril was 'creative' enough to have The Matrix Group write her entire first album. That's pretty fuckin hardcore.

#8, you are whacked. Where did you read she tried to be a country singer ? The back of your cereal box ? Or the playboy magazine you stole from your dads briefcase.... You are from the USA right ?

Figures.

>>19 & 17<<

Is that you Avril?

@15, no one here has ever used the word talent to describe any of these two. But facts are facts Clitney was/is more famous than the other one, whoever she is.

OMG, did I write that post? So many typos!
You all catch my drift.

#19, you're being sarcastic, right? Because yes, she did try to be a country singer and it's not some super-secret fact either. And no I'm not an American, I'm unfortunately from the same province as dear ol' Avril.

Is she from Canada?

#23. You are wrong. Suck it up.

#15 my mind is not weak - I excercise regularly. And if I have been brainwashed into a manufactured twat, how could you tell over the internet?? I think you are a lying cunt and you are probably the bitch that stole my earrings.

@13
Thanks for the clarification sweetie

Clitney is more famous because it's more fun to watch her spin out:P

And I DO know who Avril Lavigne is - I just didn't know her "real name" til you printed it but I clearly remember her face from the Addams Family, she was a cousin or something named It or Thing and lived in the Chimney. Talk about someone who can't handle pressure!!

#26 you sound hmmmm very special. Did you escape from the 'special' school today. Go read my post again. I said Britney is a stupid manufactured twat. Where are you from ?

#17. It was real stupid.

#25, even though I'm convinced you're just playing dumb, I'll post this from Wikipedia:

"She was discovered by her first professional manager, Cliff Fabri, while singing country covers at a Chapters bookstore in Kingston, Ontario.[1] During a performance with the Lennox Community Theatre, Avril was spotted by local folk singer Steve Medd (a relation of the influential Canadian journalist, Ben Medd), who invited her to sing on his song "Touch The Sky" for his 1999 album Quinte Spirit. She also sang on "Temple Of Life" and "Two Rivers" for his follow up album, My Window To You, in 2000.[1]"

"the bitch that stole my earrings"

HAHAHAHA

...wait, I can't find mine! Thief!

I agree with the superfish on this one.

And while most of the time a person would be 100% correct saying that the star chose that life and they have to deal with it *caugh* Paltrow, Anniston, Diaz *caugh* excuse me

But it's not like Britney actually chose the life she has. Her stage parents forced it upon her. Do you think when she was 11 and on the Mickey Mouse club she had any idea that 14 years later she'd have the paparazi follow her around everywhere?

From her IMDB Bio

"Was orginally pursuing a career in country and folk music, but transitioned into "punk-rock" because of its more lucrative possbilities."

Now, Shut the fuck up.

Clitney is also more famous 'cause it's harder to rhyme shit with "Avril".

#30 do you have a map with push pins??

Don't we all pretty much think Britney is weak?
I might be wrong, but I just thought that was an excepted conclusion by most people.

Part of me wishes somebody would just ship all of these stupid cunts off to a concentration camp, but then I realize that that would deprive me of the pleasure of laughing at their mind-blowing stupidity and hating them. And hating is fun!

#35. Dont believe everything you read on 'IMDB' you twit. Is that where you people get educated in the greatest country in the world ? ha ha.

"Where are you from? Where are you from? Where are you from?"

You have to be a 14-year-old Canadian.

Or Avril.

Or maybe her gay-ass husband.

I have to agree with Avril here.

#37-nice one.

#41 All to easy to get you fired up. What sore spot did I hit ? The fact that you are uneducated perhaps.

Now, I *would* agree with Avril, except that Avril has nowhere near the same amount of paparazi crap to deal with as Britney - never has, never will. Not even in the same realm. Bitch has no clue.
Plus, isn't she always photographed giving the finger to the paps and telling them to fuck off and leave her alone?

@40 Would it lend it more credence if it were printed on a nice parchment or an ancient stone tablet perhaps? What do you use there in the XIV century?

Consider it lucky that this nobody at least has an IMDB, barely.

Shovelhead is too awesome for oldskool maps with pushpins, he uses Click2Map. That crafty bastard!

#37 - haha

Let's talk this over
It's not like we're dead
Was it something I did?
Was it something You said?
Don't leave me hanging
In a city so dead
Held up so high
On such a breakable thread

Didnt she spit on paparazzi one time?

She doesn't complain about the paparazzi... she just kinda spits on them is all...

Nice one #46.

The photos and original text on this site are funny and nicely done. Thought I would comment just for fun. Thanks for participating in my study of self-important losers.

'Consider it lucky that this nobody at least has an IMDB, barely'

WTF ? are you trying to make some point ? ha ha. Later.

#44-Yes, I am pretty 'fired up". You are starting to sound a lot like the long lost troll, lamebananas....I seem to remember it having a profound affinity for Avril.

Now go do your Algebra before your mom gets home from her shift at the whorehouse.

#50/51
Yep. And yells at them, gives them the finger, tells them to fuck off and let her be, etc.

Hypocritical bitch.

Nope, not trying, I made my point.

She is not a drug addict, with two kids that she can not care for and the IQ of a tree stump.

Shovelhead I thought you were leaving.
So your point is, Avril is a great person in comparison to Britney Spears.
Well jeez. Somebody hand Avril a fucking trophy.

#58 you are hurting my feelings.

Yes, I think Avril has a better voice.
No, she does not have a better character.
She fucking flips the bird to anyone and everyone that comes into contact with her.

Atleast Brit Brit gives ya a smile and a downtown view.

What has Avril given?

She does have a point. There are a lot of celebrities who are able to deal with their fame better than Britney has. But Avril isn't half as famous as Britney so she really shouldn't say anything.

Seems like she's just saying the same type of stuff that we all post in here about Brit.
The only difference is her statements are a little more public, and her statements are nowhere near as harsh as what we say.

Avril sucks, get rid of her.

Good thing she isn't too punk rock for those great big designer sunglasses she's hiding behind.
Wendy O. waits beyond the grave to give Avril her comeuppance in the afterlife, let's just say that.

LameShovelBananasHead - don't you realize that you are defending someone who would shoot you the bird, spit on you, and attended the University of IMDB? You cannot possibly have an IQ. Now give me back my damn earrings!!

Man, that'd be sweet if Wendy O.'s ghost just waited with her fist cocked, and every punk poseur who died got a sucker punch from her as soon as they showed up at the Great Table of Judgement.

what a douchebag

Looking at her pig face I'm getting a definite oversized clit vibe from her.

If she thinks britney is weak then they should arrange a catfight to prove who's right.I'll bet the bald and masculin built britney will be in no time chewing on her like she's a bag of Cheetos.

#69: $100 bucks on Britney.

Isn't she like the Britney Spears of Canada?

"I created Punk for this day and age. Do you see Britney walking around wearing ties and singing punk? Hell no. That's what I do. I'm like a Sid Vicious for a new generation."

"People are like, 'Well, she doesn't know the Sex Pistols.' Why would I know that stuff? Look how young I am. That stuff's old, right?�"

Did Avril Lavigne really say that shit?

I put $200 on Britney!

She'd probably hit the bitch with a bag of cheeto's then catch her off guard and splash a can of Red Bull in her face before finishing with a fart.

I'm feelin' lucky!

Avril is a smart cookie. Trash a soft target and gain free publicity all over the place. Why not?

#60 Excellent point! Britney is way more fun and user friendly.

WAIT!!!!
You're telling me this isn't Adam Levine dressed in drag.

SHUT...UP!

oH..Well! Whoever this guy is...he's right about Britney!

Doesn't avril the overpaid white trash SPIT on people when she gets upset?

she needs to go put some socks on her arms

Hmmm....Avril spits on the paps, and Britney kicks their asses with umbrellas. I think Avril's just jealous that Britney's a bigger badass. Brit's my hero, Avril is my footcramp.

Check this out: http://nieuwsmening.blogse.nl/log/whats-with-the-stars/avril-lavigne-gets-burned-by-interviewer.html

the interviewer treats with respect she so truly deserves, and she comes off looking like a humorless tool. Ugly mouth too.

This is coming from someone who hocks loogies at paparazzi.

As the pot said to the kettle: "Dude, you are sooooo black!"

#49 - I'm slow sometimes.. don't understand but it sounds like a question. I'm not a genius like Wally.

They're lyrics to Avril's song......can't remember the title... then again, I can't remember Avril so.....

Just posted it to break the ice. Shovel dude was getting too aggressive.

Who the fuck is the broad anyways? Avril Who?

Thought as much.

You mean Avril is NOT Britney Spears? Have you heard the song "girlfriend"? I swear Britney wrote that when she was like 11.

#15 you're a dumb fuck. Avril isnt even American dipshit. As far as Avril having more talent than Britney, are you fucking kidding me?

^^ btw, i wasnt saying Britney has one shred of talent by saying that.

#3 it's a yakpak bag - yakpak.com
now i must burn mine because it seems i have the same taste as avril.
how disappointing!

Avril is about as punk as Ashlee Simpson was, and even less famous. That doesn't, however, take away from the fact that she's right. There are a shitload of celebutards who are more famous than Her Vajesty and they handle it a lot better than she does. Avril isn't one, but then again she didn't say she was.

Opinions are like assholes - everybody has one, and they all stink.

Speaking of which, as I've said before, if Britney wanted out of the limelight, she'd get out. Believe it or not, some celebrities have people whose job is to keep them *out* of the papers.

#50 and #51 You are so right about the spitting!!! I guess it takes a strong person to deal with the paps by spitting on them. So mature.

Britney and Avril both suck, just in different ways. Sure, Britney is weak-minded, but Avril is a huge poseur, and yes, she WAS originally a country singer. Her label pushed her into psuedo teen-angst faux-punk because they thought (rightly, sadly enough) that it would be more lucrative.

"You can't complain about the pressures, the paparazzi, the madness because that's the job."

Right, you can't complain about them, but you CAN spit on them.

How about they are both simple boring rats who should be eradicated for the survival of human intellect? I'm happy with not taking sides and being rid of both of them. I don't understand why ANYONE is taking sides. What is nice to see is that Avril has a few fans that figured out how to use a computer instead of using a crayon on the monitor.

I love how everyone on this site thinks they know so much about all these celebrities. Don't you realize you know nothing about these people! haha jokes on all you assholes who keep talking about them and making them even more famous. Avril can do and say whatever she wants and so can Britney. They're laughing all the way to the bank.

And for all you who say Avril is a punk poseur; she is a little bitchass girl with a bad attitude so the clothes suit her personality. How does that make her a poseur? She never once stated she was punk, in fact, she stated many times that she never said she was punk so all of you need to get the hell over it.
Britney and Avril make way more money than you do, and if you can't handle that they are smarter than you, then you poor baby.

Hey, at least Avril has hair on her head.

And probably on her sniz too, lol.

i would like to punch that ugly bitch in the vagina.

Know what's really weak? Avril's new song "Girlfriend"...*puke*

not that britney has made the best choices in men but at least she didn't marry Paris' sloppy seconds.

If Avril said she never said she was punk, that's bullshit revisionist history. She once said she was a Sid Vicious for a new generation. Or is that too metaphorical for you to comprehend?

No, Avril is not smarter than Britney Spears. "He was a sk8er boi (yeah the song title is spelled that way) she said see you later boy, he wasn't good enough for her" is no work of genius. Yeah, yeah, a lot of us are mean about Britney Spears and so on, but what Avril's doing is different. She's saying that she comes from the same place as Britney and that she has the same problems. Last time I checked, Avril doesn't have two kids or a shaved head and she's not running around shouting "I am the antichrist" and writing 666 on her head. (Britney's actually more punk than Avril lol) The last thing I read about Avril was something about her unpunk fairy tale wedding that had pink roses and everything. So of course the papparazzi follows the interesting people with interesting stories, and who's more interesting than Britney Spears? Not Avril Lavigne. And if you watch the videos of celebrities walking around, the papparazzi are pretty bad. Now I'm just saying, if I was having the world hate me and worrying about my ex-husband and being lost and confused like Britney is right now, well, Avril shouldn't call Britney weak. Toxic is a better song than "Girlfriend", better than "Candyman" too. Britney's one of those pop divas who don't belt or yell their songs. At least she's likable. Avril... even as a kid I didn't like her. I fell for Britney Spears, NSync, even JLo, but never Avril. I hate Avril Lavigne.

I think we can agree on 2 things

1- Avril is a poseur that only care about fame and exposure

2- It worked (currently no.7 on the billboard chart)

Didn't Avril just spit on a paparazzi? Like recently?

80: Jesus H. christ, was a BITCH!

lmao, good god, she made the rudest faces throughout that interview!

thanks for posting that :)

#93, I think my irony meter just exploded.

I don't claim to know these celebrities personally, but my powers of observation tell me that Britney is somewhere in the ballpark of 25 years old and has had approximately 7 years (since legal adulthood) to tell her stage mom to stuff it and to get the heck out of showbiz if she can't handle the disadvantages of being famous. Plenty of stars have gotten unwanted attention at very painful times (divorces, etc.), but managed to not lose their composure and to not be harassed around the clock because guess what? They didn't act like complete idiots all the darn time, showing off their genetalia and whatnot. I feel sympathy towards Britney's deteriorating mental state. I do not feel sympathy towards her for having to deal with the paparazzi because so much of that is her own fault.

Avril wasn't claiming to have Britney's level of fame. She was just rather coldly pointing out what pretty much everyone in their dog has been thinking about Britney for quite some time.

That being said, Avril kills my soul. I was disappointed to learn that she's still making music. How on earth is that Girlfriend song No. 7?

This is probably the most retarded post I have ever read here.
I agree with Bill Clinton - #42.
A LaV can't speak sense - because she's not famous enough ? (26 million records) ?
What's the IQ of this Fish idiot and why come back ?

#64: Hell yeah. Wendy O. would beat the crap out of Avril, and I would pay money to see it.

"I'm not defending Britney Spears, but she's on a completely different level of fame than Avril Lavigne."

Wow! the Superfish guy FINALLY said something smart!
Little avril is always trying to talk smack about real celebrities and yeah, I didn't even realize she was still making music or anything.
Apparently Spin Magazine claims her new album is good, according to my boyfriend.
They must all be smoking crack. It cannot be good.

#87 Think of it this way, she has the same taste as YOU. You got yours first, right?

Different levels of fame, for sure. But what makes Britney's fame? Tabloid spectactle. Crotch shots. Messy celebrity relationships and 51-hour marriages. She does stupid shit to get noticed, and perpetuates her own "fame," by letting them feed off of her. If Avril was a backwater whore like Britney, and gave her life to the tabloids to feed an obsessive need for fame and attention, she'd be on the same level. What is Britney actually famous for, otherwise. Some cleverly marketed records (that were pure shit, musically) that sold a lot? She's an icon for being a whore. And she follows in a long line of low-grade musicians who become media icons for being slutty (Cher, Madonna, Mariah). Wow, America, you must be proud. Nevermind the fact that Avril's debut record was the highest selling record by a female arist in 2002, and that her second record sat on top of the world record sales charts for 7 weeks. Also, forget about the fact that she has one of the biggest world-wide hits of the year on her hands (#7 on worldwide singles charts after 3 weeks at rotation). She may be Britney with less media training, less skin and more guitars, but I'd venture to say she's a little more worthwile than Britney, raw talent-wise.

Avril has a point, but frankly she was brought up differently. Her parents didn't force her into showbiz. Britney's did (or her mother, specifically).

No, I'm not saying I feel for Britney -- she's a grown woman now, so she has no more excuses.

As for Avril, I doubt it matters to her that she's not as famous as Britney. Pragmatically speaking, how can you quantify the level of fame someone has, and further, why would it be any better to be "more" famous than another person?

But, ideally, Avril should have kept her opinion about Britney to herself.

B spears was like 7 when her parents jon benet'd her. So I guess the whole famous thing is more of her parents doing BUT if anyone I know acted the way she does they would have their kids taken away...who would have thought that 6 months ago we would all be rooting for k-fed to get custody?

Plus being a rich dumb cunt doesn't excuse you from being a human being (see also Paris Hilton)

http://nieuwsmening.blogse.nl/log/whats-with-the-stars/avril-lavigne-gets-burned-by-interviewer.html <--- lol I love popworld, though Alex isnt as good as Simon Amstell was! Avril seems so up her own arse, what a bloody idiot.

Every interview I've seen of Avril, she comes across as so child-like and lame. I mean yeah her music is ''catchy''..its music for the masses, she isn't deep and shouldnt claim to be. Britneys got issues, but what makes me laugh..is Britney never claimed to be this ''tough'' person...so when avril gets divorced and loses it all, she's really gunna have a lot to live up to. She's too stupid to see the irony in her own situation.

Hey! Hey! You! You!
I don't like your girlfriend!
No way! No way!
I think you need a new one
Hey! Hey! You! You!
I could be your girlfriend

Hey! Hey! You! You!
I know that you like me
No way! No way!
No it's not a secret
Hey! Hey! You! You!
I want to be your girlfriend

You're so fine
I want you mine
You're so delicious
I think about ya all the time
You're so addictive
Don't you know what I could do to make you feel alright?
(alright alright alright alright)
Don't pretend I think you know I'm damn precious
Hell yeah
I'm the mother (fucking) princess
I can tell you like me too and you know I'm right
(I'm right I'm right I'm right)

She's like so whatever
You could do so much better
I think we should get together now
And that's what everyone's talking about!

[Chorus]
Hey! Hey! You! You!
I don't like your girlfriend!
No way! No way!
I think you need a new one
Hey! Hey! You! You!
I could be your girlfriend

^^copied and pasted from a google search on lyrics for her new single/video--

wow apparently she throws a f bomb in there, so gangsta Avril! If she tried to blow me, I would just dickslap her, then hang her on a coat rack by her grannie panties.

Shes like, TOTALLY deep with those lyrics.

*sighs* Damn, she makes me want to like Americans better than Canadians. :(

I remember a conversation I had with a friend a few years ago when loveangelmusicbaby was sweeping the airwaves along the lines of how Gwen Stefani could do anything and make it the thing to do while everything Avril Lavigne did just seemed desperately misplaced and wrong no matter how hard she tried. It seemed kind of unfair at the time but everytime I see her on TV or interviews pretending that she's all tough and punk like her tough punk midget boyfriend it just makes me want to pat her on the head and say It's okay sweetie jesus loves you just be who you really are. And then I really that nobody -least of all her has any idea who that person is. Or cares. The only thing that's puzzling me about this story is how she got into the conversation in the first place. We must have been standing right in front of a giant roomsized poster of her so large that we had to stop our forward progress and walk around it for her to enough register that she existed.

Ah, those lyrics, the sad thing is, she does represent today's youth. They ARE that "deep"

Oh, shit people are defending Avril. On artistic and moral grounds. Are they all Canadians? It's always great to wake up and find a established post about some wannabe no talent celebrity after they crossed the douchebag line and then read the enraged comments from their ardent supporters.

I'm going to be laughing about shovelhead (15,19,23, 30, 35, 40, 44, 52, 57) and all day. GRRRRRRR! Always funny when guys call other people uneducated and self-important losers when their own attempts at humor consists of stuff that most third grader have outgrew when they hit the first grade and you keep getting outsmarted at every turn without even realizing it.

And revielle Thanks for the astute observation. Now I undertstand why I can't ever remember who she is. I didn't have the proper persective.

She's not a punk. She never said she was a punk.

She's a little bitch ass girl with a bad attitude.

I think that sums up the person she pretends to be perfectly. If she put that on a tshirt and started wearing it around maybe she'd finally break into color and turn into a real person like those Canadians in Pleasantville did after they found out people had sex and roads went to other places.

Woodhorse I liked that line about the earrings. Something abot the timing. Barbado Slim nice response to rageboy.(56) You did. Thanks for the link. I'm on my way to check it out now.

Any idea where she made those comments because I'd like to go make fun of her there as well.

First.

I don't even know what to say about that. the guy started off like he was an even bigger idiot than she was and for a second or 2 it looked like she was actually pissed off enough by it to do something about it. Then the guy starts outright fucking with her and she ends the interview by saying thank you very much with that little prim schoolgirl voice. Like I said, I don't know what to think.
It was nice the way she defended Venice from smelling like eggs. Maybe I've had her pegged all wrong.

Ok - 104 was a bit harsh. A laV was on TV yesterday and it was painful even if you were just surfing by.
Her audience is 12 year old girls. And who the paparazzi follows around remains a mystery...

I have never been against Britney.

As for Avril, she's a hypocrite. She bitched about Hilary duff having girly pop songs and then she goes and does the same thing.

Avril flashed her underwear [as once scene in the superficial], next thing you know she won't wear one.

seen*

Britney *might* be more famous/well known in the States especially compared to Avril, but Avril will definitely be around longer and continue to become more famous every year...

For instance, Avril sings live - Britney lip syncs - re: watch Avril singing on Mad TV completely live and alone, not long after Ashley Simpson's SNL problem.

Also, Britney tried and failed to star in her own movie, but Avril is taking her time doing small roles and voice over work instead of being the lead star in a movie (which she certainly could get if she wanted to).

And Avril is expanding her portfolio slowly and skillfully (singing, acting, voice over work, modeling, etc) but Britney - aside from endorsing a perfume with her name on it - does only one thing...

Oh, and maybe Britney does some of charity work - although I don't know of any - but Avril dedicates a lot of time for charities. i.e. visiting sick kids in hospitals, and performing songs for charities like War Child (who sell one of her songs on a CD and she has also worn their shirts in concert).

BTW, how old are you who wrote that 'article'? 50? The only reason Britney is better known is because she has personal problems. Avril doesn't make her own life public and she has a lot more respect in their audience (age group) than Britney does... even one of Britney's own fan sites closed down because they had enough.

Check and mate.

As crazy as she is, I'll defend our Britney over this Canadian piece of trash any day of the week. When Britney was at her best, she was 10 times cuter than this Dudley Do-Right-looking monster ever was, or ever will be. When Avril was doing fucking Community Theater in fucking Toronto, Britney was the star of an off-Broadway show in New York City. Before this ugly shit got her first period, Britney was a professional working TV. Britney exuded happiness, and the fun of being a girly-girl. This black creature exudes nothing but negative, black bile. Fuck you, you Canadian whore! Go to Hell!!

And #124 - obviously you want to suck this dog's cock, you know way too much about her, you probably work for the bitch. None of these celebrates do charity work that doesn't help their careers, and isn't promoted by their publicists. Get real. "She's expanding her portfolio slowly and skillfully" - sounds like your expanding your mouth to take in her super-sized dick. When this bitch Avril sings at the Super Bowl, or the NYC tree-lighting ceremony, get back to us. Until then, stop sucking this girl's dick so much.

YOU BUNCH OF F'N ASSHOLES, ANYONE CAN SING,BRITTNEY IS FREAKIN WEAK. SHE CAN'T STAY MARRIED, SHE CAN'T TAKE CARE OF HER BABIES, SHE BREAST-FED THEM ALCOHOL AND DRUGS AND ANYONE STICKING UP FOR UP IS AN IDIOT!!! AVRIL CAN NO ONLY SING, BUT PLAY MUSIC,UNLIKE BRITTNEY. AS FAR AS PARIS'Z SLOPPY-SECONDS, WHO ISN'T HER SLOPPY'Z?! BRITTNEY NEEDS TO QUIT SINGING AND GO HOME AND PLAY MOMMIE FOR A FEW MINUTES OF HER DISCUSSTING LIFE, SO WE CAN ALL FORGET HER MEAN, BALD, ANTI-CHRIST FACE SHE SHOWED THE WORLD. I NOW THINK K-FED WOULD BE THE BETTER PARENT, SO FREAKIN FIGURE. LAST COMMENT.......BILL CLINTON ROCKS, MAY HE LIVE ON FOREVER..

I AM A TEENAGER FROM FLORIDA AND I USED TO LIKE SPEARS UNTIL SHE BECAME THE ANTI-CHRIST!!!SHE IS SO OUT OF IT, THERE'S NO COMIN BACK...STICK A FORK IN HER SHE'S DONE AND THE WEAKEST PERSON I KNOW!!! AVRIL IS SO FREAKIN HOT AND KOOL,I WOULD DO HER, BRITTNEY IS OLD MARRIED SHIT, WHO WANTS THAT?! I LOVE AVRIL, SHE REALLY SURPRISED US WITH THAT LAST SONG,EVERYONE AT SCHOOL LIKES IT. AT LEAST SHE DIDN'T RUIN HER LIFE LIKE SPEARS DID, WHO DOES BRITTNEY THINK SHE IS(ELIZABETH TAYLOR)!! TWO HUSBANDS DOWN 8 TO GO...WHY WON'T SHE BE A MOM, SHE CHOOSE TO! I GUESS THE KIDS R LIKE THE HUSBANDS, SHE GETS SICK OF THEM IN LIKE 5 FREAKIN MINUTES.WHAT A LOSER. GO HOME, GET STONED, THAT SEEMS TO BE YOUR FAVORITE THING TO DO, AND OH YEA, AT LEAST PARIS DOESN'T PRETEND TO BE SOMEONE SHE'S NOT. AVRIL WRITES HER SONGS, BRITTNEY BUYS HER,,,GET REAL,,WE ALL KNOW WHO HAS THE TALENT AND ITS NOT THE ANTI-BRITTNEY=CHRIST=SPEARS!! VOTE FOR THE CLINTON'S, LAST CHANCE ON A WOMAN PRESIDENT!!!

Reading this, the words "pot", "kettle" and "black" all come to mind...

Re #s 127 & 128- eh? Couldn't hear ya kiddies. Speak up!

#125 uncle ned no need to slam my enitre country because of this retarded little douche. After all do I hold Paris Hilton, Kiki Dunst, Fergie et all against the good old USA? Of course not, although I can't really see them coming from anywhere else.

She is just a bitter bitch, always pissed off at the world. Stop trying to be so punk and angry, Avril, and go get a life.

Avril Lavigne is a c-word....meaning...a cheetos eater when she is high, all the time

#126 - "Uncle Ned"
>obviously you want to suck this dog's cock

Nice language.

>you know way too much about her, you probably work for the bitch. None of these celebrates do charity work that doesn't help their careers, and isn't promoted by their publicists. Get real. "She's expanding her portfolio slowly and skillfully" - sounds like your expanding your mouth to take in her super-sized dick.When this bitch Avril sings at the Super Bowl, or the NYC tree-lighting ceremony, get back to us.<

Okay - Avril sang at the closing ceremonies of the Winter Olympics. What have you done?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P6hi_hcgOo0

Check and mate.

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#126 - "Uncle Ned" said:
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"obviously you want to suck this dog's cock"

Nice language.

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"you know way too much about her, you probably work for the bitch."

No, although I am a fan, live in the Napanee area (where she grew up) and have a blog about Avril - although I've never met her in part because she moved away before I moved here.

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"None of these celebrates do charity work that doesn't help their careers, and isn't promoted by their publicists."

Sorry - I didn't know you were an expert in celebrity charity work and could speak for each and every celebrity over the history of mankind.

My mistake.

But for the record, most of what I've seen about Avril visiting sick kids in hospitals was from pictures fans posted online who were there (ie on flickr and photobucket etc), not in some magazine or other places a publicist would try to use it to promote Avril.

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" Get real. "She's expanding her portfolio slowly and skillfully" - sounds like your expanding your mouth to take in her super-sized dick."

I think you need an anatomy lesson because I'm thinking you've never seen a naked woman before (and "accidentally" walking in on your grandmother while she's taking a bath doesn't count).

But I do apologize for writing words you don't understand and therefore believe must come from a publicist or someone far higher educated than you are.

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"When this bitch Avril sings at the Super Bowl, or the NYC tree-lighting ceremony, get back to us."

Okay - Avril sang at the closing ceremonies of the Winter Olympics. What have you done?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P6hi_hcgOo0

Check and mate.

It kind of sounds like Avril is really just talking in her songs, hell at least britney tried.

WHO THE F GOES TO THE STUPID TREE LIGHTING CEREMONY AND Y WOULD ANYONE AS POPULAR AS AVRIL WANT TO SING THERE?! LIKE THAT'S IMORTANT! WHAT THE HELL DID BRITTNEY EVERY DO? DOES SHE HELP POOR PEOPLE, OR DONATE HER TIME FOR THE HOMELESS, NO SHE'S PARTY'S HER TIME AWAY. ALL SHE WANTS IS ATTENTION, HER MOM AND DAD DID A REAL NICE JOB RAISING HER, COZ SHE SURE DIDN'T GET ATTENTION AND THAT'S WHY WE HAVE TO PUT UP WITH HER STUPID LIFE, WHAT A WASTE OF TIME. HELLOOOOOO, DID ANYONE TELL HER THAT WHEN U HAVE A BABY, U R NO LONGER THE BABY ANYMORE, DUMBASS! SOMEONE NEEDS TO SCREAM IN THIS BITCHEZ EAR AND TELL HER SHE'S A MOM,,,,START ACTING LIKE ONE, AMERICA IS SICK OF YOU BULLSHIT, GROW THE HELL UP...

ARVIL HAS MORE TALENT IN HER BABYTOE THEN BRITTNEY HAS IN HER WHOLE UNSTABLE, SLUT-E LIFE! LETS NOT FORGET WHO CAN WRITE AND ACTUALLY PLAY THE MUSIC IN THEIR (OWN) SONGS THAT THEY ACTUALLY WROTE..BRITTNEY NOW LOOKS LIKE A GIRL-MAN THING WITH THAT BALD HEAD,MAYBE SHE SHOULD LOOK UP HER OLD KISSING PARTNER, MADONNA, THEY COULD BE A COUPLE.NO ONE LIKES THEM ANYMORE, I WISH THEY BOTH WOULD DISAPPEAR OR JUST BE A MOTHER, AFTER ALL THEY HAD THESE KIDS, THEY SHOULD TAKE CARE OF THEM. SO, MADONNA THINK SHE'S JESUS CHRIST NOW, WHAT A TURN OFF...ANYTHING FOR ATTENTION.PLEASE GROW OLD LIKE U HAVE AND STOP MAKING US SUFFER,ENOUGH ALREADY.....

Avril is not a bitch, and who the hell isn't pissed off at the world? Real nice world we have, fighting a fake war, f, I'm pissed off!! Oh yea, Avril does have a life, as least she not stupid enough to bring kids into this stupid world that she doesn't plan on taking care of. QUESTION: HOW MANY TIMES SHOULD U GET MARRIED IN YOUR LIFE? ANSWER: ASK BRITTNEY-ANTI-CHRIST=SPEARS...SHE'D PROBABLY SAY, OH I DON'T KNOW, MAYBE 10. I THINK SHE NEEDS TO HIDE IN A CAVE IN THE MIDDLE EAST OR GIVE HER A SUCKER AND CALL HER KOJAK!!!WHAT A LOSER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

fuck, i want that bag.

FORGET THE BAG, I WANT THAT BITCH.!!!!!OH YEA, VOTE HILLERY, SHE'S THE MAN....HELL, YA!!!LOVE SMART BITCHEZ!!!!

jajajajajajjajajja! poor little kid, shes so stupid.

britney its the king of pop contemporany madness... !

ah your dialogue is rather intriguing.
on could only look at this as if it played out in real life: there would be much hair pulling and frantic slapping.

avril is a dumb whore

Avril sucks and has always sucked! I remember her always talking shit about Britney way back. I knew she was a jealous little Canadian bitch then & I still think she is! Yeah Britney is a dumb bitch that can't control her dam life, but I still can't stand that poser, wannabe ass Avril. Why the hell does she still kae High School songs and videos when she is a married adult grow up and then just die Avril!!! What the hell, britney do the same and Paris as well! I am sick of these bitches!!!!

She is forgetting this and so it that lesbian looking Pink that if it wasn't for BRITNEY opening the door for people such as Jessica Simpson,Mandy Moore, Christina aguilera she wouldn't even be selling shit ! Oh, and stop with the hating avril the site has you pinned down in an area meant for paparazzi to show up and take pictures of you. Its like saying ''Come take a picture!'' while your marriage is in trouble you should be focusing on saving it not dissing the lady whom you'll never be for starting your ass in the right direction. Now you're wearing skirts and shit so don't be all ''Oh, its her fault'' you brought your own new image in because ''sex sells'' blonde hair, nose job and all the sudden you ''love pink'' get off it.