Apr 16 2007Avril Lavigne still jealous of Britney

FIRST! and i hate avril!

She's with her evil henchman! Jeez, you'd think she could afford a bunch of tough mimes.

Kinda getting a big poop shoot there aren't you, Avril.

Oh please. Avril, the reason the paps don't hound you is because you are waaaaaaay less interesting.

What does Avril mean English, "she who has no facial expressions?"

Aww matching sunglasses

Ugliest pants ever.

The reason they don't get attention is because they're midgets, paparazzi have to use all the zoom they've got to really see them.

Gee, I think that may be a sign of her trying to reach Britney status, sorry Avril, your music isn't that good, and no one believes your bad ass image. Just write your teenage angst filled songs and dye your hair back to whatever the hell color it was before you tried to look like britney.

Its time for a reality check!
oh pahleeeaaaase. Why is this dumbass still talking about Britney Spears? Does she just go up to any reporter and go on a tirade about how she is too good for the paparazzi, meanwhile shes just bitter that no one gives a shit about her? Britney Spears is supermega famous. The photographers literally stalk the woman, she cant even go into drug rehab or a store without a deluge of cameras documenting her every move. Avril should focus on her own shitty music and less on other people. Isnt she 22 or something? Why is she singing some junior high bullshit song about stealing some chicks boyfriend? Get the jizz outta your ears and listen to how much you suck. AND I AM THROUGH!

I smell a nose job, oh, and The Gap's new "conterculture Xbones" fragrance.

britney is an icon. avril is a charicature of a charicature of an icon.

they look so young!

@5
Depending on the dialect. Other translations include, "She who takes herself way too seriously" and after seeing her interview on Popworld, "Humourless twit."

Based on the content of her speech, her facial expressions, and her ever-enlarging pooper, my diagnosis: chronic severe constipation.

Folks, Britney is a no-talent, uneducated piece of white trash. Everything that has happened to her is a result of her own doing... She is a stupid person. She could control the media attention surrounding her very easily just dont give them what they want ! problem solved. Like her or not, Avril is more talented, smarter and better looking. Plus she is not some 'manufactured' pop act. Oh, she is not a drug addict or alcoholic either.

I hate this phony twat. She is so full of shit. I've seen her photographed coming out of The Ivy, Teddy's [came out spitting] and Koi just to name a few razzi hotspots.

Cheesy and lame, huh? Funny, that's pretty much what I think of the two of them.

pink roses are SO PUNK ROCK!!

Why isnt Avril just being honest and admit that she is not the freak that Britney is.
Britney gets press because she wants it and because she is such a mess, that people enjoy seeing her and laughing. No amount of money can change true trailer trash. Makes me feel better.

@ 16

Go back to Canada and FUCK YOURSELF along the way

#16- It is seriously hilarious that you think this cunt is not a "manufactured" pop act. The only difference between Avril and Britney is that Britney makes about a jiilion more dollars. Yes, a jillion.

She's like the kid at school that no one likes and she plays it all cool and tough when not invited to parties. I'm so sad she's Canadian. I like Celine more then her.

Even when Britney had hair, i would have still put one in this bitch over baldy anyday. A maybe a little donkey punching might change her attitude problem.

no seriously, post 16 is funnier than anything the superfish has written today.

Oh, and hahaha to jakebarnes. I didn't notice until now. Who has the cheese now?

At least she's smart enough to realize that you're less likely to have pictures of your twat all over the internet if you wear panties on a regular basis.

it is obvious that she is a hypocrite when she says she does not go to hot spots in order to avoid the press.
i hate her so much, that stuck up bitch!

she does seem kind of stuck up and elitist, but she has a point. not just about britney, but anyone who lives in hollywood and complains of press.

#16 = idiot avril was never a skater before her first album. the studio 'made' her become one.

@16
Not a manufactured pop act, aye? Tsk, tsk, you haven't done your homework. She actually got her start by winning a CONTEST to sing with Shania Twang, (Intentional misspelling) The "punk princess" got her start in country music and her record company revamped her image to attract the young teen crowd. Not manufactured my ass.

16- Totally agree with you!!
20- Go FUCK women from THE FATTEST NATION IN THE WORLD! Us Canadians can't help that we're way better. It not our fault. It just happened that way.

WTF? Why a re peole sticking up fro Britney? We never see her with her children, she acts like she's retarted, she shaves her head, marryies K-Fed???, goes to rehab, fucks a fellow rehab dude behind the bushes, wears no underwear, hung around with a walking STD, attacked a paparazzi's car with an umbrella, wore some random chicks bikini for a day, and she wears ugly wigs!!

Avril has real boobs and hair, has talent, married an non homosexual wannabe rapper, acts NORMAL, is gorgeous(guys don't you dare say that you wouldn't hit that! we know you would)

Avril has a point about britney and every other celeb that complains about the press

I like when people go to the media to bash other people for being in the media all the time. It's like, yeah, you "intentionally" keep such a low profile, but you decide that talking smack about BS was worth coming out of your private bubble?! Really? You claim to want to keep your personal life private, but felt that if you were going to go public to discuss anything, the lifestyle of BS would be the thing worth going public for? Interesting...

Yeah ... let's turn this into a US vs Canada battle ... fucking douchebags.

The fact is that both of these skanks suck. They are BOTH manufactured pop acts ... it's just that Britney had success at one point , and that little canuck whore didn't. Trim up your mullet and go to Tim Hortons for another donut, Gord, Eh.

Oooh Avril SK8 off into obscurity will you dearie, & let Brit self destruct in all her glory in public.
What an ugly husband she has.

Like, right, Avril, stars could stop going on the red carpet (sorry you were only called for the premiere of "Clerks 2") or eating at the Ivy (which alot of us reg-u-lar people don't know too much about, bitch) or you could be a shining example, idiot........
AND NEVER RECORD ANOTHER ALBUM AGAIN.
There, your annoying little girl image and horrid musical skills are gone. Show Britney up! Don't miss this offer! It's only for a limited time (before you start being pelted with tomatoes).

She thinks she's punk or something?
Yeah, and Courtney Love is a diet expert.

Welcome to the Land of Munchkins!

Fuck Avril lavigne, for making everybody defend Britney Spears. What is this suddenly a Britney Spears shrine or something? they both are or were talented but in different types of music and audience. Avril should stop trying so hard on that old bad girl image, its Bull Sh... and Britney? she was once famous for her talent, but now she´s just lame... don´t know which one is worse...

Ew, shut up you disgusting Canadian Avril-lovers, and quit making me ashamed to be one of you.
Avril is pop crap and a disgrace to my nation, just the same as the billions of American pop artists churned out every year disgracing THEIR nation.
Avril Lavigne cannot sing or play an instrument worth a shit. She "shouts" her songs in an out-of-breath monotone deadpan voice when she's singing live (studio recordings don't count, since they've been polished and run through a thousand processors - and even then she still sounds like ass). She has one "move" which consists of kicking her foot up into the air, not to mention she's a grown married woman singing about stealing highschoolers boyfriends and looks like she was raised and bottlefed by sixteen year old Hot Topic employees.
Fucking "Nah nah, hey hey, I don't like your girlfriend"? How old are you? Twelve?

I bet she has good pussy. Even for a Canadian!

@ #12- Britney's more famous than Avril, but I don't think I'd go as far as calling her an icon. She's just another one of those trashy celebs that are more famous for their personal lives than their actual craft. I don't think anyone is gonna remember Britney 25 years from now.

That said, Avril needs to get over her Britney jealousy. This is so ridiculous!

i'd like to punch avril in her ugly, gnarled toothed face. she is just as annoying as britney, only worse cuz at least brit is doing her "thing" as pathetic as that thing is, but avril is only in the media to talk shit about other people. she needs to be put in her lame ass place.

To the unaware: Bashing Avril does not mean you like, and are defending Britney...believe it or not...it is possible to intensely dislike both of these posers and their so-called music.

Avril is half-right, but half-right is NOT enough to warrant her opening her mouth. I mean, yes, Britney does do/ wear outlandish things and do things to draw attention to herself but she and Avril are so obviously not even in the same league in terms of celebrity status. There's a difference between not getting any attention from the press because you're too clever for them and not getting any attention because they're not interested in you. Get over it, Avril. And I'm by no means a Britney fan, but as far as my opinion of Avril in general goes, check out the last 6 lines of #38...couldn't have said it better myself...a married woman talking about stealing boyfriends...yeah...

I hate Avril but she's 100% RIGHT about this.

If Britney would have just gone to Louisianna and stayed with her parents after the divorce none of this crap would have happened. Celebs like Britney who go shop on rodeo and eat at the Ivy and go clubbing at Hyde KNOW the paparazi are at all of these places, and there for have to right to complain about it.

Look at somebody like Ben Afflec, when he was with J. Lo his pic was taken every day, because they went all around LA all the time. Now that he's married to J. Ga you never see them because they moved outta LA.

#43, word.
Same with the whole Aniston/Jolie crap. Anytime someone badmouths Jolie, they're instantly on "TEAM ANISTON" which irritates the crap out of me, since I detest both annoying wenches.

#16- did you just call avril talented? wow good joke. GOOOD joke. she's the most manufactured singer SINCE britney spears if you think about it and she can't sing to save her life. Now she's singing about somebody else's bf she can't have in 8+ languages or something... its quite pathetic

did i miss matching sunglasses day??? damn, my girl is gonna be pissed!

#45 hit the nail on the head.

#47 is also right. Avril is as fake as Lee Press-On Nails. And I remember when the punks in the 1980's used to go up to Hollywood to fuck shit up and spange, not to go shopping at Fred Segal.

It's a shame. I think Avril's EXTREMELY attractive...but everytime she opens her mouth, it's something about Britney. I think she's gay for her and this marriage to Deryck is a sham.

The press isn't all over Avril for the same reason that the press isn't all over Clair Danes, or Melissa Joan Hart, or Jennifer Love Hewitt.

They aren't as popular. Avil's total sales is less than the Sales figures for Brittney's 1st CD.

That and she looks like she smells bad. That said, I still think Britt is Trash, I just don't think that Avil is lower than trash.

Self important poseur bitch

geez....I'm Canadian and I hope all these ppl defending Avril aren't doing it just because she's Canadian....I hell hope this townie turned punk princess was never a Canadian for these kinda jealous comment...I have absolutely no respect for Britney for wot she has inflicted upon herself...and i know she could have avoided SOME BUT NOT ALL media attention by acting more normally (at least she could make them more positive)...nonetheless, face it Avril, the main reason why Britney is getting more publicity than you do is because SHE IS A MILLION TIMES MORE FAMOUS THAN YOU ARE! so quite these jealous comment and try to be famous if u so want to. completely agree w/ #32 btw, if you so want your privacy, i dont think Britney's life is worth you bashing in the media and "jeopardizing" your o so private life.

Pls quit making these comments and make ppl think Canadians have no class.

She isn't a real human being anyway, just another photocopy from Canada.

Will someone send this bitch back to canada-land! Along with Keanu Reeves, Jennifer Tilly and especially Peter North, I'm tired of that canadian blowing his sausage jockey all over our American womens faces!

THATS A STICKY SITUATION!

If Britney truly wanted privacy she has the money to create it. However it's not really that Avril is right about this and more so that when an idiot shoots their mouth off long enough something obvious and true will eventually come out. I believe will all of my heart that Britney is a raving insane lunatic and so her behavior can't really be scrutinized the way a sane person's would be. Does she behave like an freak who asks for trouble? YES. BUT does she have a brain or a solid non- retarded mental state? NO. So nothing Brit does is logical because crazy people are stupid.

Avril Lavigne and her midget prince are not a bunch of clever crafty wizards that have found a way to avoid massive hoards of attention directed at them, they are a loser douche and douchette couple with insanely big egos who no one actually gives a shit about but, don't tell them that because they think they are Catwoman and Batman. Punk Smurfette is a rude snotty self righteous little bitch suffering from the post teen know it all syndrome for which the only cure is time; time for life to smack you in the ass with precious humiliating life lessons. She' a little child who has been married for what less than a year, so maybe in 20 years she can dish some advice out but right now her opinion is as worthless as she is.

all true, certainly, but really there is simply no way to give even the slightest bit of a fuck about britney spears anymore. really. avril is a totally ho-hum uninteresting artist, but by now she's way hotter than britney. that video of her is pretty smokin, she has a nice ass. other than that i wish she'd shut up and stop making schlock music...

Who is Avril Lavigne?

LOL

I believe *with
*a freak
*she's

and whatever the fuck else I spelt incorrectly

These losers couldn't even get into the Ivy for lunch, and aren't invited to the red carpet.
I saw Avril on SNL the other night, good heavens she sucked. I hate the way she puts her hand on her hip like a pep squad reject.

Actually, I'll bet that in high school she tried to be a preppy popular kid and no one would let her, so now she's a "cynical bitch" who likes to carry a skateboard.

Poor Avril, all she ever wanted was for a girl like Britney Spears to sign more than "have a nice summer" in her year book.

Oooo, look out, its Avril and Derek...

...or just a pair of juvenile, oompa-loompas gone shopping.

I'd dress all dark and punky too if I were so short and blonde and white, HAHAHA.

#16

Damn! If I could stop laughing for a moment!!

Okay, saying Avril is more talented and better looking that Britney is like saying emphysema is more desirable than cirrhosis of the liver. You're killing me!! I gotta give it to you, though, you made me laugh almost until I pissed myself!

You know what else is cheesey and lame aside from going to the Ivy for lunch? Avril Lavigne.

Its funny that Avril actually believes that the Paparrazi or ANYone is even interested in her. she WANTS to be lumped into the same poser idiot catagory as Brittney, because they both suck at bringing anything worthwhile into the entertainment industry. Im embarassed that she's from Canada, but then again theres losers everywhere right?
So congrats to Avril, you are fake, conceited AND delusional

All she needs to do is shave her head and act retarded and she is Britney.

Avril: "I'm the Sid Vicious of my generation."
Johnny Rotten: "I wish. Then she'd be dead."

Owned.

#16 actaully said this "Avril is more talented, smarter and better looking. Plus she is not some 'manufactured' pop act"

Say what? Where in the fuck do you think she came from you moron. Oh yeah after years of touring as an indie act she finally got her big break based on her song writting skills and amazing live presence? Give your fucking head a shake. Do non manufacured pop stars have "the matrix" write all thier songs for them? This feeble minded no talent doesn't even shit unless her record label tells her to. I have never ever seen a more packaged, fake peice of shit than Avril. At least Brit had the balls to go nuts and actually show some personality, albiet twisted. Avril would have to ask her handlers wether she can get angry or not. What I wouldn't give to see Amy Winehouse get loaded and stab this cunt to death with a broken whiskey bottle. Oh yeah and by the way Canada doesn't fucking want her back, she's all yours now, enjoy.

Avril,

Can I get a Price Check on Huggies? When you're done we also need a vomit clean-up in asile 4.

"Actually, I'll bet that in high school she tried to be a preppy popular kid and no one would let her, so now she's a "cynical bitch" who likes to carry a skateboard."

Actually...yes, she was....

Avril is just cranky because her husband used to plow Paris the Filth Hilton and even put her skankness in one of his video's. I can't blame the little poser for being pissy, I'd be pretty permanently bitchy if my hubby had had some Hilton before me... you know because STD's are so itchy, painful and deadly.

Nice dork hat, Derek. I recall Zits wearing the same one on Degrassi High...in the 80s which is where that hat belongs.

And nice 'natural' hair extensions, Avril. I recall another pop princess wearing the same shit before she shaved 'em off...oh yeah! Its Britney! Who knew!

In the 3rd pic it looks like she is gonna hock a huge loogey at the photog.

@57

Ha!Ha! That reminds me of when she mispronounced David Bowie's name on some award show and then later claimed it was because she had never heard of him or his music. What rock has she been living under? I suppose it might be true though, since she was raised on COUNTRY MUSIC! In the infamous words of Sid from "Flushed Away,
"LOO..OO..OO..OO...OOSER!"

She needs a good, strong punch in her crooked mouth. Or a cock.

I'll volunteer both.

Don't worry everyone, Avril and Deryk will soon be dead along with all of Hollywood. It's the six degrees of Paris Hilton and her vile, vile diseases. Soon all of hollywood will be wiped out.
Unfortunately only the mating of Paris Hilton and either Charlie Sheen or Gene Simmons would be able to kill the anti christ Hilton and her festering warts Nicole and Nicky.

I'd still rather bang Spears.

Degrassi is the greatest thing to ever come out of canada

everytime i see her with her husband i feel like she is just playing house. ike omg it would be cool to get married today and buy grocieries together hehehehe.

What she's saying makes PERFECT sense. I mean, Avril is basically a pop culture icon. "Hey, hey, you, you, I don't like your girlfriend"--Who else could spin such lyrical gold?

April Levine is a ridiculous manufactured poser idiot. Her husband is butt-ugly, her songs are fucking unlistenably bad, and her performance on SNL was worse than laughable, it was "cryable." I can barely stand to look at her stupid face and ridiculous clothing. AAAHHHH!!!

p.s. She's wearing Converse high-tops with SKULLS on them, that tells me she's TOUGH and ALTERNATIVE!!!!

p.p.s. Oops, not Converse, they're some other idiot brand. What-fucking-ever!!!

A complete loser is jealous of a complete loser...

What an amazing Cosmos we inhabit.

Yes, Avril sucks. She IS manufactured, she is pop, and she is talentless. She is still better than Britney though, mainly because Britney sucks just as much and is just as talentless but she gets her ugly ass kissed so much for being "talented." I hate that shit! I can take Avril better than Britney for the very fact that she is ignored, which is what Britney should be too.

hey babe : )

so you thought...
...you were better
...tyhan our babe : ))

best of luck with that

and bye babe

[closedown]

Canada & Mia can suck our ass, that bitch told me to fuck the American flag and jump out a window, that bitch thinks she knows all about our country and trashes us to Hell.

I'd rather be Avril than Britney 'Skank' Spears anyday.
Also, just because Avril isn't in the limelight as much as Spears doesn't mean she's a bad person.
Everybody has a right to their opinion, it's called free speech, morons.
Avril seems to have more originality than Britney and Britney has no class or culture at all.

I'd rather shoot myself in the face than be Britney Spears. And Avril is right, if Britney hates being hounded so much by photogs than she shouldn't flaunt her ass around so much.
Those kinds of celebrities that say they hate the paparazzi are the ones who go out and do stuff to gain attention from them the most.

I saw the new DeGrassi and it really depressed me. Some of the popular student characters that were in the original show are now parents & teachers in the new show. God DAMN I'm old :(

#76- What about insulin?

She can pretend she's the anti-Britney all she wants, but the peroxide and the don't-fucking-look-at-me-I-can-buy-you sunglasses speak volumes.
Wendy is waiting, Avril. And she'll eat your soul.

luvinit, you are such a pristine example of unwarranted Canadian arrogance, it actually boggles my mind.

I love how you go on and on about how awesome Avril is, as if her alleged greatness somehow vicariously transfers over to you. NOBODY GIVES A CRAP ABOUT CANADA. GTF over it. And Avril Lavigne is the perfect example of a no-talent, stuck-up, fake and obnoxious Canadian slutbag. Maybe you'll figure that out after she flips you off and spits in your eye when you ask for an autograph.

@16
About not being a drug addict:
You obviously didn't see her interview on MTV News where she is bragging about being drunk the entire time that her last album was recorded. Not that it makes her an addict, but she's on her way. She was also obviously on something during the interview.

I think the manufactured poop star has been covered already, so I won't even go there.

#90 -

"Unwarranted Canadian arrogance"? I love how your rant became a pristine example of American arrogance.

Avril is definately better than Brittney, I know alot of people in school who still like her, but hate Brittney the BALD ANTI-CHRIST, Most people just want Brittney to stop being so "poor me" and how about" poor babies" who will never know their Bald Mother...She still thinks she's a Mouskateer!!!Dumb Bitch.

arent they on the OC........

Deryck and Avril? How did the two people with the dorkiest names in the world find one another? Are they like Canadian names? She's so special...sigh...

She's just jealous cause she didn't think about shaving her head first.

She stays out of the public eye, so these pictures werent actually taken? They must be a marage of Avril and her dopey ass husband. Hmm could it be that no one gives a rats ass about you because you're a hypocrite and you turned into everything you once said you hated? Assbag.

Seriously, who thinks her new song on the radio sounds like the most pop song ever... reminiscent of OH MICKEY YOU'RE SO FINE, YOU'RE SO FINE YOU BLOW MY MIND! HEY MICKEY!

#86.
Yes freedom of speech is important, which is why most of us here are commenting on what a MORON Avril Lavine is.

Sure Avril is entitled to an opinion and Britney is a train wreck who asks for trouble. However Avril, as a younger less experienced, much less famous person is really in no position to lecture anyone. There are hardly any Britney fans here, people simply don't appreciate the know-it-all antics of a little celebrity whose career was made in part possible because idiots like Britney and the ancient skank Madonna opened the door for young women, like Avril, to sell themselves... I mean their "music". Clearly Britney needs a slap in the face but, Avril Lavigne is the last person who qualifies to do so. Little Lavigne is just begging Karma to knock her on the ass. She is a young, newly married celebrity (her husband dated Paris Hilton and you know what they say about people that touched Hilton) shooting her mouth off as if she's got it all figured out. She'll soon find that life has a lot in store for people after age 22 and that she doesn't have all the answers. She is making an ass of herself by being extremely obnoxious and arrogant especially as such a young immature little woman (her lack of eloquence shows her IMMENSE immaturity; have you heard her speak?); SHE IS TEMPTING FATE. Everyone in Hollywood self destructs sooner or later. So NO ONE famous should ever talk shit about another celeb (regardless of free speech) and when they do the people will rip them apart; hence this post.

Anyone can say anything; that doesn't make them QUALIFIED to do so.

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Did you listen to the video of the student with a cellphone on the campus? Now they're saying he only had one gun. Bullshit!!! Anyone who has fired a pistol (or two) knows he had more than one firearm! What is the American Government hiding? Witnesses even reported the guy had two pistols! What's the deal? Did the Bush family make a deal with this guy too? Where's the freedom of information in the states? They're hiding somtehing! Someone please tell me what!
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HELLO-----GONZALES TESTIMONY CANCELED BECOZ OF THIS......

You know what else should be cancelled? The oxygen delivery to your fucking brains you hemaphrodidic pederast's.

John Candy, the greatest actor of all time, was Canadian, and if he was still alive he would have eaten Avril by now.

So suck the end of my fat dick Canada bashers.

just the tip, you don't deserve it all.

when ever people talk about the paparazzi, she thinks they're referring to the nickelodeon club.

#101 was just kidding...

Can someone shut this Avril fucker up? I hope they have demented babies. Those poser bitches.

#106-you so know you want to do her...

Funny thing is she was being all 'punk' during interviews talking about how she did this CD all herself and would kick people out of the studio who tried to help her... then it comes out and it has a huge list of producers, mixers, people helped with lyrics...

AVRIL...MY MOMMIE IS BRITTNEY AND I KNOW THAT YOU ARE NOT JEALOUS OF HER...HOW COOULD YOU BE..SHE IS A TERRIBLE MOM TO ME AND MY BROTHER..SHE NEVER FEEDS US OR ROCKS UP TO SLEEP.. I AM SAD AND CONFUSED..MOMMIE HELP ME,MOMMMIIIIEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How is advice on how to avoid the media taking a 'shot' at someone? Why would a happily married, successful, young woman be jealous of a twice divorced, apparently unhappy mother of 2 children(that probably don't recognize her half the time) that is always in rehab trouble, being outrageous, flashing her nude crotch, and being ridiculous in general. I'm sure if Avril wanted the coverage britney is getting..she'd shave her head, make a nude video, flash her pussy..or any of the other things these other girls do for the sake of media. Fuck you whores for thinking someones attempt at living normally while being famous is in any way a form of jealousy.

Can someone please tell me if her new song "Girlfriend" is a spoof or satire on all the other lame ass pop songs? Because I laughed at it when I first heard it, thinking she was all clever and shit. But if it's real, I hate her. That song is the most disgusting thing I've ever heard in my life.