Apr 9 2007Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz get it on

I'd send them both sympathy cards.

OK so Monday is starting off slow. Hopefully it will pickup. Does anyone really care about this?

well at least they can share makeup and skinny jeans

i wish MY boy toys would agree to hit the town with me in matching pants! oh, and wear make-up.

I know her: sister of Jessica, Lip-synch screw up on SNL.

Who is he?

You have a boy toy?

I never thought Ashlee would be hotter than Jessica...but it's happened.

you start work awful early, jim

I think he needs more lipstick though :P

wow ashley simpson is soo much better looking now sence she got her nose job! She looks really good, better then jessica now.

Geez, these "rock and roll" types nowadays. Pete Wentz with Ashlee Simpson. John Mayer with Jessica Simpson. That guy from Good Charlotte with Nicole Richie. Way to blow whatever small scrap of cred you were trying to mine. You never saw Joey Ramone going out with Marie Osmond for the publicity. You suck.

you people are fucking blind

They BOTH need a shower and to wash their hair. Good Lord. His tats are ugly.

She obviously isn't a size queen.

I hope they have children so that the kids at school make fun of them for falling down the ugly tree and getting hit by every branch down the way.

Ya know...Ashlee is no prize, but, she's gotta be able to do better than this horse faced jack-ass. Seriously. Somebody get this guy a bag of oats.

Why are we fucking blind?

She wears make-up, she's prettyyy.
Who cares what these losers do. It is a really slow Monday, somebody had to have gotten drunk/coked up, whatever, and got naked in public. That's alot more fun that whatever these two goofs are doing. Didn't Blohan show here coochee again? Shitney bought a new wig. Where are the "exciting" pictures of that.

Excuse me but that girl I mean guy isnt a "rock and roll" type...he's cof cof cof an *emo shit guy* cof cof.

Hey!
Everybody has to have somebody.

how was your weekend?

I could easily see them swapping mouthfuls of my urine. But that would require me to actually pee in their mouths and, come to think of it, I wouldn't pee in their faces if their heads were on fire. Now, her sister's a different story. I have this thing for trannies. It's called a full bladder.

I spy a straight edge tattoo. bwahahaha.

Ugh.....these people give me acid reflux....

Papa Joe told Pete that when he's going down on Ashley, the analfinger - at precisely the right moment - will always put her over the top.

There is NO WAY that guy is straight. At the very least he likes to get pounded in the ass while she blows him and at the very least when she's blowing him he's imagining it's Vin Deisel.
I mean I've seen preened metrosexuals before but goddamn if you'd have asked to describe that guy's life from his picture I'd have said his name is Tarquin and he's a hairdresser from San Francisco.

He's looking like your typical fashion designer PL-GAF. Guaran-damn-tee ya that he's using wax or duct tape to peel his unibrow off.

Ashlee isn't doing too badly on the other hand. So long as she perennially has a schlong in her mouth so she doesn't sing, I could tolerate her. I do agree with #13 though - that greasy unclean hair look has to go!

That little fuck-ass is from the same area as me.

Lemme tell you, he's a fucking push-over.

Go Ashlee, go!!! Ruin Fall-Out Boy! I'm cheering for you!

She looks good....But her taste is men is weird.
She should be with meeeeeeeee. What do I have to offer? I dunno....

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For the Wedding Gifts Pete and Ashley "Yoko" Simpson would like gift certificates for future nose jobs.

These will be useful for any of the kids that take after their mom.

they weren't really making out, she was just lip-syncing it.

Will someone please take the sharpie away from this dousche.

They are a GOOD LOOKING couple.

You judgmental people must be PERFECT!

They're both such desperate wannabes that its really hard to give a crap that they're an item.

No we're not perfect, just not idiotic enough to think corny preened metrosexuals and glazed eyes bimbos are attractive.

So which one's the bitch and which one's the butch?

Is that a Robert Dinero Taxi Driver cut-out in the backseat or what? Creepy....the only 3-way Pete would have is with another dude.

Her nose is starting to grow back. I hope she kept the receipt.

hey, does anyone think ashlee is starting to look like mary kate? i do

What's a parc?

#33 That's right, mztry, we have critical faculties and we're using them. Unlike you, who slobber all over each and every single celebrity that the fishdood puts up, showing you have no judgment whatsoever.

And it's obvious - he took her hair appointment.

Wait...wasn't he the one that sent pictures of himself stroking his erect dick to some chick via email? Or was that Ashlee? I forgot since they both have penises.

Who the hell is Pete Wentz?!

Yep, this is the douche who sent pics of his dink. Twice, I believe.

I wonder what it's like to date a boy who wears eyeliner...

Aww, everyone beat me to the obligatory "Who the hell is Pete Wentz?" posts.

And #16, shame on you for being so shallow! He may be a perfectly nice young man!

And why the hell is that stupid bitch wearing bright blue leggings.

He is just sleeping with her to get to her sister to get to John Mayer...

Interesting. Now she doesn't have to borrow clothes from her sister, she can borrow them from Pete. They're the same size and have no taste...

YAY! lol

#46 those aren't leggings..

those are tight ass blue denim pants lol

well it looks like denim... not leggings though

condolences

uhh. her eyes are the eyes of paris hilton!!!

I don't know about sending them condolences, but I'd definitely slap them with an injunction that prohibits them pursuing parenthood...real or otherwise!

also has ne 1 noticed her outfit is grossss!?

#53 - you can add 2 extra "s" to gross, but can't type out the entire word "anyone"? How much time did you really save with your text language?

Go home, ya' tard!

pete wentz is my cousin. i was ashamed to admit that before, but now i'm pretty sure i'm going to leave the country.

LMNAO@ #3. And nothing else should be said, for the common good.

I love Pete and Ashlee's... ok. I think they're cute together and I have no idea why. She could never wear his pants, cause he's hotter in them.

I hate Ashlee... and I hate Fall out Boy. I'm ashamed to be from Chicago... beacuase of fucktards like this guy.

Ashlee and Pete. Um.. I thought he was like gay. Oh well. At least someone is happy. Pete wentz and her , I dont think they will last but hey, they look happy so who knows?

I know not whether this is true, but my boyfriend said that he recently said in an interview that he disliked Ashlee Simpson and Avril Lavign (they are interchangable after all).
I guess maybe he didn't really say that?

I want to bang Ashlee. For 2 weeks.

#33 mztry

Thanks for noticing.

Pete Wentz, you're such a girly-man*.

(pronounced in a drawn-out German accent).

and nice EMO hair there, biyatch.

I seriously don't like Ashlee that much. She thinks she's who she is after having a nose job. She basically hates Jessica after she said, ' I don't want to be known as Jessica Simpson's sister and I don't want to look like her. I want to be my own person.'
Maybe she looks okay now, but she doesn't suit going out with Pete Wentz who once tried to kill himself and didn't make sense when he told everyone how it made him feel. It was about being isolated.

She's still fugly and talentless and he's hot as hell.

66 I totally agree with you! I find it funny when he's shocked though (like the time he got Punk'd). Lol the guy tells him to say that everything is cool and when the camera comes to him he's like, ' Umm......' =D

I like Pete's hair.:) He's hot and I don't care what anyone says right now but when I lost interest like I did in Bam Margera, then....I dunno.

P.S, why isn't Pete ever smiling when he's walking with her? She laughing and smiling all the time because she knows she has a popular guy holding her hand. She held Fergie's hand while shopping and she's popular. Why wasn't she smiling then?

OMGthere both ugly, and wearin way to much make-up, y don't they just addmit theyre datin' then the rest of the ugly world can have a little party!

wot the fuck is a hot guy like him doin wiv a slut lyk her??!! lets face each day she looks more lyk her slut of a sister and wen ur wiv sum1 ur ment 2 be happy wiv and poor pete looks nothin like that and wot she is wearin is fuckin horrendous!!!

Hey loser ... do the ho-down...miss plastic surgery, since I can't sing or be beautiful...

Oh come on, Ashlee's cute. Just maybe not in those bright blue pants.

oh no!! pete wentz.. o_O
they don't match.. >_<"

XDDD This is fucking hilarious. Just when my (limited) knowledge of Pete Wentz and his vomit-inducing band couldn't paint a more pathetic picture, he's dating the most irritating, talentless "I'm-so-fucking-rock-and-roll-but-only-because-its-cool" generic blonde girl to ever live. And I think the length of that sentence was /justified/ when insulting these two, thank you very much.
#33 - saying they're 'good looking' is a judgement too, hypocrite.

I think that Pete and Ashley are really cute together, her jeans are wicked and I envy her soooo much, Pete is a complete stud muffin!And she isn't so bad herself!

#50, what is your problem with them! They are both lovely!

Well they look happy together, but I can't stand the fact that pete could do sooo much better. She isn't creative at all. She is the polar opposite of pete. Hell this lady is fake too

How an amazing song writer can ever be turned on by ashlee simpson is beyond me. you think hed feel degraded or something... pete...Im losing respect.

Pete needs to know that there are other girls out there who love him. Love him for who he is and support him other than Ashlee Simpson. Ashlee Simpson is okay I guess but Pete deserves better.

I agree with danielle. Pete is so hot. So hot that he deserves better. Maybe someone like me.:)

Oh and by the way, Happy 28th Birthday Pete!!

it's okay if pete's dating with someone. but why ashlee? i don't know why, ashlee is not a good girl. i think pete's better with someone else! haha

I think their cute together!! And people who dont like their relationship, should just stop complainging.. Like.. theres so many people who says: " Pete is mine " and other stuffs, but hey isnt it great that his Happy! Im happy about it, because his like so into this relationship! I adore it!! And Pete no matter what people say "You and Ashley look adorable together"! PS: Dont let anyone destroy your relationship!!

i don't know sometime they look good but sometime they suck when they walk in the street's of hollywood....

THATS JUST RONG PETE WENTZ YOU AND ASHLEE SIMSPON ARE KOOL TOGETHEWR BUT THAT I RONG RACHEL YOUR BIGEST FAN....

WTF!! everyone who just dissed Pete Wentz why dont you go stick your head in an oven... he has done a lot of good things for charity... and not to mention how hot he is but come on!! how can you not see that!! he is a nice guy and he is extremely friendly!!! its his choice who he dates so shut up!!! your all just jelous that you've never had a gold record!!!

they are not getting married or going to have a baby and they are not going out pete said ashley is just a friend so he is single so be happy

ashlee is not hot at all!!! she is the fakest person!!!!,, she's probable comPETEing with michael jackson!!!,, well, i might jave to call her the PLASTIC SURGERY QUEEN!!!!! girl, dont worry, someday you will be proclaimed as the queen!!!,, sweetie dont worry your dream is going to be fulfilled!! for me you are the queen!!!!! hahahaha
harr harr!!!!
im wicked when it comes to kingston wentz!!!