Apr 11 2007Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt buy really expensive yacht

A yacht that size is required just to carry around their over-sized egos!

Why the hell is this news?

now they can fill a yacht with all of their 3rd world babies. yippee.

I can't think of too many things better than banging Jolie on a boat. Brad should save himself $285,900,000 by visiting the local boat shop.

They have the yacht so they can travel to every country and adopt a kid.

#5 hit the nail on the head!!!!

7th! or 8th!

Noah's Ark

Who the fuck needs a boat with a heliport and submarines? What a waste of money.

It is not a yacht. It is a sweat factory for all of their 3rd world babies to make the new bradjolina clothing line. They will anchor it off the California coast and make those little bastards sew their fingers off

Michael Jackson is going to captain the boat.

He's looking for a job, and he won't mind babysitting for them.

Who cares... what I do care about is how god-awful Brad looks. What is he? 70? *sniffle*

Thats over a million dollars per foot. Imagine what walking on that would feel like?

Wow... all this so they can steal more children?? It's like their own military coalition. Fuuuccked up!

i wish i were an iceberg

i wish i could do jolie in a helicopter or submarine.

why?? she looks like a vampire.

Wonder if Who Flung Poo and Maddox will comandeer the sub? Maybe John Travolta could score them some bithcin capn uniforms. Cocktail Lovey????

Sounds like they just bought Steve Zissou's boat.

#15 i hope they hit you.

no standards, man. i just love the submarine idea. goth chick in the submarine is better than no chick in the submarine.

I hope they go out for a three hour tour and are never heard from again. That would be sad.

Submarine?

Do they even have that much money to blow? Isn't Angelina some sort of save the world/end hunger and poverty person? And Brad kinda just goes along with the whole thing?

I'm thinking 268 million would help quite a few youngsters in Ethiopia.

But why end starvation when there are fantastic Italian yachts out there?

Why does Angie have that satisfied look on her face? I think she thinks she'll get the whole thing in the divorce settlement, leaving Brad without anything except child support payments and a nasty rash.

#21 goth chick is better than NO chick period man. lol

$280 million? that's alot better than my idea of buying a boat...which was getting one at a local toy store for $2.50 and playing "sailboat" in the bathtub JUST before bedtime. how cool is that?

So what, they've moved on from the adopt-a-kid fad and are now going to start the buy-ridiculously-large-and-expensive-yatchs fad? I swear, if news breaks of other celebrities all buying huge yatchs, I think I'm gonna be sick!

And as for the money and then not being able to afford it, come on fish, didn't you notice it won't be ready until 2009. I'm sure they've got a realsitic savings plan set aside for that. It's called "budgetting". I do it all the time. Like those burger things with cheese on them that they sell at that new upstart restaurant, McDonalds...I've been looking forward to trying one of them for years and years. So I've been budgetting, setting aside my money, and next week I'm finally gonna meet my financial goal and be able to buy one. I hope it was worth the wait!

#23

I thought the same thing. Save the children, wait, fuck the children. I need a yacht.

@15 niiiiiiiiiiiice.

Hmmm, Brad's starting to look a little used up as well. Obviously her strapping him down to ride the pony every night is starting to take its toll on the poor boy.

I don't get it - when did Angelina Jolie become a Bond villain?

notice how Angelina Jolie hasn't made any movies yet since her "family" got started? notice how Brad Pitt's style is a total "makeunder" instead of a MAKEOVER? Man! If that's what happens when you get older, start a family, and make a living buying $268 million boats, then I'm out. Unfortunately, us "working-class" people have REAL BILLS TO PAY.

This sounds Soooo True,,,,,,,,,,,,,NOT

#29 do you think they use knives like she used with that one asian lesbian chick?

Man she used to be sooooo hot. now i'm starting to make up my own personal nickname for her. the DOOM-Raider. Only she doesn't raid, she rants on...and on...and...pretty much on...

A boat with a pool? Well then, I'm outfitting my BMW with a Ducati motorcycle.

Brad needs some botox

Once i was on a yacht and i had been really looking forward to this.But i became seasick after the boat entered the sea...No more boats for me!That's for sure.

Is that even them in the picture or are those the wax mock-ups?

Why don't they just build themselves a space station? Then somebody could break into its computer system, engage the thrusters, and rocket them into the Sun.

Big chance Madonna is going to buy soon a $350 million yacht...I know a country which are experts in yachtbuilding.

Wow, they're all in on their bet that they'll still be together in 2009. I mean I know he adopted the kids and all, but its not like a bunch of foreign kids cost 268 million dollars

I thought she cared about the environment and starving children and all that?
I'm glad she's spending $268 million on a boat when there are so many more needy kids to be adopted. Plus, she doesn't even look human anymore- she looks like some kind of queen alien.

and what the hell is the submarine for?

At what point does it stop becoming a yatch and start becoming a cruise ship?

It also occurs to me that at $268M for 280 ft, they're essentially paying $1M per foot of lenght. Seems a bit excessive.

I guess they could afford what with all the money they are saving using subsidized daycare. Waiting list??? What waiting list??? Screw the poor people! They should stop having all those babies anyways and just adopt some orphans, then they may be worthy of a spot. I bet those parents are thinking "I hate all the orphans in the whole world!"

It might look expensive these kinds of yachts but i think it's a good investment...The owner(s) will spend in general at most maybe 20-30 days a year on the boat.The rest of the year most of these boats are hired out.If you're willing to pay $50.000 and up,you can be the captain of one of these yachts for a day.

She still looks like a frigid ice queen. And I'd still hit it with Brad. I could care less about their yacht.

#10 you freaked me out.

#47)Now you mentioned,i think she's frigid with men.But maybe with women she could be an animal.

Is it just me or is she starting to look like thw wicked Queen from "Sleeping Beauty"?

Oh, and Tom Cruise Loves the Cock.

does someone feel like arguing about fame and pressure and being paid $20 million for six months of work? cause it looks hard.

Using a software algorithm to measure distance in photographs I have determined it is three fucking miles from Jolie's chin to the back of her creeped-out, highboned, superior-looking bitch head. That profile looks like a Nefertiti cartoon.

Stories about celebs, especially negative ones, are popular because they sell and appeal to the public's envy and malice. 99% of the post here prooves it. What a bunch of losers. LOL.

Now I see... the adoptions are just self-justification for living like some pamper Persian royalty.

Why is Brad always wearing the "Something about Mary" hairstyle all the time now?

I'm sorry but even if I had 123761231283719283 million billion dollars, this would just seem like the biggest waste of money ever. Not to mention yachts spew out the worst pollution imaginable, and hey - won't the world's oil reserves be dried up by 2009 anyway?

"Wheee, I'm ridiculously overpaid to play pretend and dress-up all day...Look what my wealth can buy me all you people with important yet underpaying jobs"

She gives me the creeps.

He's just lame.

THeir kids are going to be sooooo f*cked up!

I'm guessing their collective carbon footprints are about the size of Neptune at this point.
Enjoy the boat!

(looks at first pics of Jen Aniston, then at Angelina)

Brad, you are a frackin' IDIOT.

ok comments.

1. Angelina was recently interviewed bitching about the price of adopting babies, and they go and buy a yacht worth anywhere from 140-268 MILLION ??

2. If Angelina is so conscious and aware of all the issues and problems around the world with starving children why wouldnt she put that money to better use. Like Oprah did in opening a school!

GO OPRAH!

angelina is materialistic twat. someone assassinate her.

Hey... John Travolta's got a jet.

61. John is also a pilot. what are we gonna see next angelina landing her helocopter and then diving into the submarine to study plant life at the bottom of the ocean? or maybe she'll take it to drive into less fortunate countries to smuggle more babies in.

Maybe they really are Mr and Mrs Smith...

It will be its own little floating city __ outside of legal restrictions on land. So they can adopt anytime and do anything they want.

Yeah, I've heard those yachts are super environmentally friendly. What a bunch of Hollywood hypocrites.

I also have to say, Brad's looking TIRED.

Pekpekshorts what is it that you are trying to "proove"?

Brad is starting to look like the Marlborough Man's father.

Wow angelina really is planning to take all the refugee from Vietman in style...they are not called "boat people no more, but yacht people

To afford a 268 million dollar yacht you'd
probably need a billion dollar net worth.
Even at 15-20 million a movie, that's a ways to go.

Oh yeah? Well......Jennifer Aniston's nipples are hard!

Angelinga has now killed me with jealousy. It will take months of something -some unknown superpower - to get me over this. If ever.

#71, thanks, but it didn't help much.

268 mil?! That's alot of ice cream!!

But seriously, what a fucking waste of money miss "I wanna save the world". You know how many ppl you could feed/clothe/shelter with that? I don't know if i believe it though. #70's right. My friend works for a company that designs the interior of viking yachts, and their clients are all pretty much billionares. They're millions to buy, not to mention gas, maintenance(sp?) and crew.

Fuck saving the world. I want a boat with a submarine in it.

woodhorse, at least you're honest about it. As for Angelina, holy fucking hypocrite batman...

Pekpekshorts...the reason people feel "malice" toward Hollywood stars is because they're all a bunch of whiny hypocrites!!

It's their Arc...they're gonna start collecting them by two now.

#78 I am wondering if they need two smartasses...

i gotta admit, i am VERY skeptical they can possibly afford this yact. even if it were the lower price that was mentioned. both are rich on their own and richer still together. however, i don't believe that both of them combined could afford something so expensive.
only super rich folks like spielberg or lucas could afford to play around with that kind of money. this sounds like a a serious stretching of the truth here. they are probably just going to rent the sucker or lease it from time to time. now way can they afford this thing. whats next?- they buy a 787 dreamliner so they can fly to vietnam so their kid can eat some bugs whenever he wants?

maybe 26.5 milllion paul allen formerly of microsoft his is of astronomical prroportions even bigger than some cruise ships and his was bought for approximately 100 million dollars

You don't need $200mill in the bank to buy a $200mill yacht. How many people buy $250K houses with $250K sitting in the bank? Almost NONE.

Pitt had a net worth of around $100mill in 2005 and makes $20mill per picture. (http://abcnews.go.com/Nightline/Entertainment/story?id=529657&page=1) I can't find specifics on Angie yet. Whatever. With that kind of money, you can live a princely life off interest and rarely if ever touch principal, if you don't want. Plus, I believe their EARNING power (if they continue to work) can meet or exceed what they already have in the bank...

You only need to be able to make payments on a boat like that. You can mortgage it like a house, and if you have the kind of wealth these two do, you can get a long mortgage with a great rate. They'll get bored and unload it after a few years. The boat will probably be worth MORE when they sell it because it will be "the former yacht of Jolie-Pitt" Even their NAMES bring value and power.

You'll see, they will come back with a little vietnamese army on their yacht this summer and try to take over the whole world. Be afraid, be very afraid. BuahahahahaahaldfhhAUFHELUF

It's the psycho incest version of THE LOVE BOAT.
So does Angelina stand at the foot of her Yacht with her massive cargo of fresh babies in the background screaming “I’m the queen of the world”

So I guess Angie will be the captain of the Psycho seafarers and Brad will be first Bitch ( I mean mate). Awe, it’s just like Travolta is the captain and Tom Cruise is the sexy air hostess of their own gay airline( Queef airlines; "how $cientology fairies fly")
I love how this crazy bitch is going to have a virtual village of kids in every color to match her bland neutral colored wardrobe. Angie loves her kids; like a drug addict loves crack but, she means well. All she wants to do is give all these kids the opportunities she never had. You see all Angie ever wanted since she was a little girl was to have sex with her brother. BUT NO they couldn't because it's "frowned upon" because it's "Illegal". So here she is, out of the craziness of her heart, creating a family filled with brothers and sisters who are not technically related so they can have all the nasty brother-sister lovin' they want. Sure Angie knows it won't be as fun as the real kind, but they'll have to make do. She has had to accept having sex with her little bimbo Brad, but she makes darn sure if he wants any he has to call her SISTER. "Whose your sister?" *hurls a newborn at him to show him who is boss.
"You are Angie” says a beaten emaciated Brad chained to the radiator. “That's right brother now give it to your little sister”

SPEW I just threw up in my mouth a little. Thank god I am an only child.

Let’s just hope they find the Bermuda Triangle.

Let's see..adopting a bunch of international kids, buying a huge a$$ boat..yep, they're starting their own floating United Nations. First step to world domination.

YAWN!

#23. Thank You!!!
They are the biggest HYPOCRITES ever. Clearly in this insane world full of suffering and problems people should be spending $200 million on a fucking boat, ya and Rosie Odonelle should eat 200 million calories a day (instead of maybe giving that food to all the starving kids), you know because it just makes so much sense and it's all for the greater good not her own gluttony.

#82. Exactly.
They can totally afford this shit, whether it's true or not.
To those who defend them and other greedy celebs do a ltitte research and you'll see how hideously selfish and dishonest they really are.

I think all of Hollywood lives by the seven deadly sins; I just loooked them up for fun and as I read them it just all made so much sense. I'm not a bible thumper but could some religious nutjobs please come and destroy Hollywood already.

The guide to being a clebrity.
1 Lust
2 Gluttony
3 Greed
4 Sloth
5 Wrath/anger
6 Envy
7 Pride

we are living in their world.....my fellow bitches

#8 has it. It's their ark, and they're travelling all over the world to collect a male and a female of each race of people. Then when the flood comes they will all pile into the ark to ensure the survival of the human race. Repent sinners!

Ok lets get the facts straight. They DON"T have that much money to spend on a boat. But they're smart. You see, the master plan is to adopt as many foriegn kids as they can so that they can make the kids build the boat, like in a sweatshop. I'm telling you, we've been under estimating how smart these two actually are. I mean thier plan is freaking brilliant.

I remember when she said she can't adopt as many kids as she'd like because "raising a family is expensive." Lols.

And doesn't Travolta own an island or something? I think Brando did too.

They adopted kids so they could justify in their mind the fraud waste and abuse of their money.

Traditionally two captains on a ship doesn't work out.Maybe Angelina allows Brad to be First or second mate.

Just imagine the family Brangelina showing up on the main deck of the ship in nautical outfits.Bought at the local carnivalstore.

Sorry Fish face, if there's no topless shots of Ang, who gives a krazihottkelli-slappin' flyin' fuck?

Holy Cow.

Brad Pitt looks so rough, poor bastard.

Doc, please don't conjure up Kelli with an I here. I never thought I'd live to see the day that someone even more stupid than DanYELL would surface.

Geez... they both look exhausted, and like refugees from Madame Tussaud's Wax Museum. Brad looks like he's morphing into Teddy Kennedy and Angelina looks like she's turning into the egglaying mother creature from Alien.

Not so easy raising kids now, is it? Even with a staff of au pairs and housekeepers and cooks...

Life's rough idinit, now? Shoulda just thrown money at an orphanage.

#84 That was hillarious! LOL

#15 - BEAUTIFUL! Please fill out an application to write for AntiClown Media immediately.

#30 - I thought the exact same thing when I read this: Brad Pitt as a real life Emilio Largo, SPECTRE #2 & Angelina living out her fantasies as Lara Croft.

#62 - refer to said Lara Croft movies.. Movies are real, aren't they?

Un ... not unbelievable ... just Un!

I like yachts, but this is ridiculous. I only paid 100 mil for mine.

jrzmommy...funny how you called yourself a nappy headed ho, at least you know who you are..bitch!
DrPlowshit...I can see that you missed me, and yea, that nappy ho knows who she is, but I'm not sure that you do.. one minute, your freakin married the next your creaming your shorts over Marc Anthony.. someone please tell M. Anthony that he true love is here...

#96, You will you could slap me bitch. In your freakin dreams, I would cut your freakin balls off...

Sorry to dissappoint you all, but the yacht is only costing $97 million. I would be embarrassed to be seen on it, myself. And with that money, you could only adopt 4850 babies...