Apr 12 2007Alessandra Ambrosio promotes something or another

I think she's promoting her ass.

I'll take two!

ENOUGH!

FUCK FUCK FUCK sooooo close.

The poor girl, to be so homely. It must suck to be her. How does she get up and face each morning?

Seriously, Fish! We get it already. She's hot. Goodness gracious...

Whatever.

Another V.S. trannie?

What, no trademark "blow a kiss to the camera pose"?
Oh- nevermind. There it is.

This girl drips stupid. Every photo op is the same collection of hammy poses she's been practicing in the mirror since the fourth grade. Yawn.

Am I missing something? This 'girl' is a proper fug monster! Cracking body, but about as pretty as that Aniston chick (ie. not very).

#8 are you blind? no wait, u must be a girl...or gay. yea you're probably gay.

MAN! if that were my chick, i wouldn't start my day just waking up next to her, i'd wake up, bang her and go RIGHT back to sleep cause that's just how hot she is.

i can't decide if her face looks more like a two-year-old or a chipmunk on acid.

She looks happy... TOO happy... lol

She's got a big mouth. That's handy.

FUCK this bitch. Thanks to Superfish I feel like a guy who has fucked this girl way too many times and is now board shitless by the sight of her. And she was not a good lay either, she kept posing like she was modeling beachwear and she refused to take off her miracle push-up bra. Finally I told her to get in the position #95 (it's not as hot as you think; that's her modeling the backside of a bikini pose) but it got her in the right position. Done and Done.

Seriously though as a girl the sight of her does not make me wish I was back in my experimenting days, maybe that's because I never wanted to experiment with cross dressers. As a girl I can tell you that those shoes give her 4" of extra height (most women's sexy dress shoes do these days it's the fashion) So that would put her at 6'2"- 6'3". She's just like a dolphin in pictures they are so cute and you think you'd love to swim with them but, if you were out in the ocean and one of those giant fuckers came right up to you you'd be scared shitless.

No Shit?!

Damn, she looks good. I love the dress.

she's pretty but i wonder if she knows her own name. Man, she looks dumb. well, what can you really expect from a Brazilian.

#13

Maybe you'd like to see more pictures of Charlotte Church, or those two lardasses with Kate Moss.

I'm afreaid that I am her child's father.

she looks like you'd want to go hit on her, but all she'd do is make glazed over kissing expressions. Then you'd lure her into the bedroom by saying there's a huge box of all the bubblegum lip gloss she desires.

She can stop making that face anytime soon! That me-so-cutsey face. It's like she was making that face when her dad called her Princess 18 years ago, so she stuck with it. Tune in 60 years from now. It'll be funnier then!

#13

hah funny. yeah this girl is hot but somehow i just dont think she pulls off sexy. oh well to each his/her own

Awww, it's Alessandra! She is so goregous!

I'm not gonna say the girl isn't hot or that I wouldn't hit it, cuz she is and I would, but really now...random posts of her is getting kind of old, and the more I see of her, the less hot and bangable she looks. Sometimes less is more, distance makes the heart grow fonder, and other crappy expressions like that. Is it just me, or are other people starting to miss Spears. Come on BS, do something stupid to entertain us!

And those two close up shots of her face sitting at the table, okay, those pics just look ugly and scary.

She looks like an elf. Stop posting pics of this uggo.

#17.
Nope they would crush me I would die. I'd rather see pictures of a young Kelly Preston.
You see if I am going to temporarily switch teams again I insist on someone who does not remind me of a man, otherwise what's the point, so 5'7" or under and I would like some big boobies to enjoy.

If I wanted to do a supermodel I'd just make my 6'2" athlete husband starve away all his muscle, I'd get him to shave and shave some more and then I'd get Paris Hilton's super bra and one of her wigs and my makeup. Yeay! Tranny makeover. Wait that's how they make supermodels right? Amozonian bitches don't actually exist do they?

No matter how hot she is, someone, somewhere, is tired of her shit.

Let's get one thing straight here, FOR ME, the best lay has always been that curvy unassuming girl you meet at some pub, she's not drunk or coked up. The made-up, clicky, fashion sheep are ALWAYS lousy and/or too drunk. Chubby girls are also very hmmmm, experimental. (think Nicole Richie BEFORE meth)

I always thought Alessandra Ambrosio is a bottle of Italian or Spanish wine.But now i know it's a make-up promoter.

Shes borderline cross eyed, ahh but what the f*@%, I'm sure that just by looking at these pics most men still get just as hard as michael Jackson gets on a trip to Disney World.

I would fuck her so gently.

#30. You'd have to. She would break in half otherwise but, like I've said before if you get the long end of her broken leg then you get to make a wish.

#18. Are you sure you aren't HER father? Because from you're spelling I see a definite genetic resemblance.

fuck this shit... there is never any "news" with a hot guy promoting something or OTHER (not "something or another" - this replacement guy is a moron) on this site... aside from that, it's bad enough that i endure ads for the "worlds sexiest underwear" on tv, in my mailbox, in my email and on every other webpage clicked on but now it's trying to pass it self off as my morning gossip? We see VS models on here so often that I can't help but wonder if someone has stock in the company

She could promote high voltage ass dildos made of broken glass and SuperFish would buy one.

She's cute, we get it.

she has the body of a svelte 12 year old boy with small implants

i think the aesthetic is a manifestation of repressed gayness. can't have man-ass without giving up a certain illusion of power, so you go for the next closest thing: girl-ass that looks like young man-ass.

Adriana Lima>Alessandra Ambrosio

Go easy on the Superfish. Repetitive posts like this are his only alternative to not just posting from TMZ or Perez... and at least he's choosing a pretty girl to be repetitive about. Although why not alternate her with Adriana Lima and Leo's new supermodel girlfriend?

Is she's really God's gift to men, then lots of girls in the sorority down the street should be getting agents.

Seriously, she could fit right in at this University... and this school isn't particularly unusual.

#34. HAHAHAHAHA LOL! Is it called the Paris Hilton 2000, because that's what I imagine sex with her would be like. Come to think of it I think I saw Paris selling them on an infomercial once. "It's just like having sex with ME and That's HOT! and then she fell on one of them and it burrowed into her head and she died. Yeay! Oh ...Fuck that was just a daydream.

#36. SO true.

#37 I agree completely. Alessandra's face is just over exaggerated naturally, and then when she does her silly expressions she emphasizes that even more. I'm not saying she isn't gorgeous, but she doesn't make good use of her looks and ends up resembling a little retarded child playing with mommy's makeup and clothes.

She's really pretty but something about her just kinda bores me. She's not as exotic as somebody like Giselle, or as cute as Hiedi, or as crazy as Tyra.

Plus she's like a generic version of Daria Werbowy

I want to give her an enema, too! Make that two. Got to get them girls CLEAN!

She's hot...!

I agree. Enough already. It's close, but I think I'm less bored with the Jenna Jameson posts.

I'm with #6 and #8. I just don't see the big fucking deal with this girl. She ooooooookaaaaaaaaay, but by no means a major hottie. And yes, she looks like a dude in some of those last few pics.

i want more jenna jameson.

She's pretty but she bores me to tears.
It's easy to be pretty. What does she even do? Is she a model? An actress? I don't even know a damn thing about this bitch except that I see her on thesuperficial ten times a month for no apparent reason.

#33 I totally agree. There are never any "news stories" about hot guys. And I'm guessing a lot of the people who visit this website are girls (just judging by the way most guys I know don't give a rats ass about celebrity gossip) so why would be want to be constantly bombarded by pictures of this chick? I guess I'm just jealous. But seriously, enough already.

I'm fascinated about what her unshaven pussy might look like. Lush would probably be an understatement. Might be wise to leave a trail of bread crumbs (but not sourdough).

"i think the aesthetic is a manifestation of repressed gayness. can't have man-ass without giving up a certain illusion of power, so you go for the next closest thing: girl-ass that looks like young man-ass."

One of these days somebody has to update all those Intro to Women's Studies textbooks.

What's she promoting? Man Brows? Jesus Fucking Christ. Boooooooring.

Good God superfish, why don't you just turn this site into an ode to alessandra anorexia or whatever the fuck her name is. We get it. Just go fuck a pencil. It'd be pretty much the same thing only the pencil probably has more personality. Moving on...

what an appropriate name, suicide.

thou doth protest too much!

#32, You also have a glaring spelling mistake. :) It should be "your" not "you're".

and that doesn't come from a textbook, but from observation. it's always the stifled gay ones that sit around spitting vitriol at women who look remotely like women, like they're mad that they're supposed to sleep with 'em.

i seriously dont get it, whats so pretty about her?i have friends that are prettier and they havent had stuff done!people need to get over the skinny shit and put some real girls that wear the stuff they promote:)are they selling lipgloss to men?

#55. I know it's because I'm her sister. I
look just like her just not as mammothly tall and I have bigger boobs and a cuter rounder little ass. She tried to kill me once and she pretends I don't exist because she's ragingly jealous of me, so that's why no one has ever heard of me.

"It's always the _____ ones" is always an invalid statement. Just ask a psychiatric patient.

Lots of homos posting here.........I can see that.

Or nerds that sit at the computer all day whacking off.

I'll bet most of you haven't even gotten laid.

'______ is always an invalid statement' is always an invalid statement. just ask my ass's ass.

Sanjaya looks really pretty here.

lol

My real name is ARDENTEMAIS AMBROSIO.

'Ardentemais' means MORE HOT (ie HOTTER) in Portugese, which is what they speak in Brazil (just a fact for any retards reading this).

'mais ardente' actually means 'more sour' or 'more acidic'

arder is the infinitive for "to sting"

but that's more appropriate anyway.

Superfish, do not listen to the queers who talk disparagingly of the Goddess Alessandra for they are the homogay. They can go back to that Perez website and wallow in their faggotry there.

She's so hot I bet even her farts smell good. Thanks.

you should talk, conky! you have a man's hand so far up your ass it comes out your arms, 24/7

...Yet another attempt (unsuccessful) to impress by the Superficial's own Debbie Downer...

For they are the homogay? Who's retarded? Conkadonk! That's who!! Now go back to playing with that tick between your legs.

ARDENTE [a] (hot) used for physical heat; having a high temperature or giving off heat or feeling or causing a sensation of heat or warmth.

That is the effect I have on the male penis and the female vagina. Even the rarer PEGINA, possessed by hermaphrodites like Hilary Clinton, gets ARDENTE when I'm around.

I'm so bored and not being even remotely entertained right now! How am I supposed to make it through a day at work when this story is the best they can come up with! Somebody wake me up when something exciting happens...

In other news, I read that Doherty is getting his dick pierced for Moss. Isn't that sweet! And apparently it was Cheeta's 75th b-day on Tuesday! I wonder if Tarzan showed up? I heard Kim K was there. She let Cheeta pee on her as a b-day present. Paris was super pissed cuz Kim didn't even show up for her b-day party, and they're supposed to be BFFs.

And apparently Jessica Simpson and John Mayer might be getting married! I thought he was gay? Then again, I wouldn't put it past Simpson to be willing to tie on a strap-on.

#71. Yup were definitely all fucking bored as hell her. In reference to your news about pee stains Kim Kard I am going to recycle a comment in protest of my bordom, since superfish isn't giving us anything new nor shall I.

I don't blame the guy for pissing on Kardashiwhore. People always mistake Paris for a toilet stall. If I saw this Kim bitch next to Hilton, when they were friends, I'd think hmmmmmm... that brown porta pottie looks a bit cleaner then the first filthy white one so I'd go ahead and pick the brown one and then I'd peeeeeeeeeeeeeee my heart out. Then I'd eat some (4-7) chilly dogs (I have a sensitive tummy) and I'd leave a load of steaming pooo batter on the white one ... just to be nice, so it didn't feel left out.

BORING. BORING. BORING. BORING. BORING. BORING.

you've got quite a hookup on her and nobody else cares about her. so stop posting about her boring ass.

i want chilli dog...mmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Ok I'm bored, but not bored enough to do my job. I'm supposed to be writing a letter to a Dr's office about former clients, but instead I'm sitting here wondering how in the FUCK this J-Lo song got on my iPod nano. WTC!!!!! Did you do it Schack? Hm? Didja?

Wahh, Kurt Vonnegut is dead!

Sure, i come to this site and am something of a starfucker, but there's people like this Dyslexia Amrosia who ya look at and it makes life kind of depressing and empty, and Kurt, who makes ya glad to be alive.

Kurt even made my pants happier than this wash cloth of a woman.

thanks for telling me, honeycombs. he's a great author.

that's not all i did, frisky. the suprises are gonna be coming up prairie dogs on your ass. just you wait.

#1 -- I'll always promote her ass...and my new book. This book is all about a guy killing everybody in Hollywood...well...not exactly...but kind of.

http://search.barnesandnoble.com/booksearch/isbnInquiry.asp?z=y&EAN=9780595422258&itm=1

#66. Funny that you went 'straight' to describing her farts and how good they would smell. Aren’t farts the gay man's perfume, you know farts being what guys let out when they are being ass hammered. You went 'straight' for the Homogay holly grail; THE ASS and it's pitiful ass smells. So turn that finger around and you’ll be pointing at the; homophobic, hard as a brick in the boys locker room, overcompensating, gay porn downloading, hypocrite douchequeer; the ALPHA MALE SUPERFAG.

As a woman who knows the many secrets of men let me tell you that homophobic slurs and supermodels are EXACTLY what closeted frat boys use as proof that they are not gay.

No tits, no ass, alien face, lots of bones, no iq, she is the perfect girlfriend for a 12 years old virgin.
That is one ugly woman.
For all the gays here who want to fuck her, maybe you just want your dick to look bigger, but think about it, it will look smaller in her mouth... enjoy.

I don't much like Alessandra, there is something very unsettling about the set of her mouth when she smiles. It reminds me of the Joker. Also she seems to think she's all that, but in my opinion she is fairly unremarkable except for her skinny frame. Jess Alba is much hotter.

hey alessandra, it's time to bleach those yellow teeth!

she always makes the same face

She looks much better with her mouth shut.

her teeth are fugged, her eyes are crossed, she has small tits and no ass. total hottie.

#37 yes

and you find her sexy when her teeth are ugly?

in that top picture, doesn't she look alot like cindy crawford?

either way, this chick looks as dumb as jessica simpson, posing with lipgloss and blowing kissing. good luck getting a paycheck in 5 years when your looks start to fade.

As a model, being stupid is understandable, but what the hell's with the hairy arms?

top 3rd pic from the left... suicide attempt?and wtf is with her teeth?...bulimia's a bitch