Apr 9 2007Alessandra Ambrosio isn't ugly

FRISSST!!!!! IN YOUR FACE!!!!!

FIRST! and even though im a girl i'd TOTALLY do her...not really

I'd hit it.... She has a purdy mouth... oh yea and FRIST!!!!Q!!11!

#1...ok, SECOND!

DAMNIT!!!!

Son of a BITCH!@!!

DOH!

She has had to have work done, she is just too spectacular. I wonder if my girlfriend will get mad if I ask her why she doesn't look like her.

What's with all this "frist" nonsense...?

Imagine being able to choose between her or Adriana Lima... I'd eat her tampon.

May i add that i totally banged her on valentine's day? so i'm officially FIRST! hahaha

Not that I wouldn't completely hit it, but to be picky, she still has that messed up knee thing going on. What's up with that anyways?!

#2 - if you're remotely hot, then I say don't be shy, don't take back your comments, if you wanna do her, you've got my support 100%!!! haha

And lastly, wow, a 3 way race to be frist. It's sad enough when 2 people try it, but to have 3 people all claiming to be first, that was just sad. Let's stop the races to be first people. It's really not that exciting.

Who give a rip about her messed up knee. You are not going to see them when she is on them. And she is a hell of a lot better looking than that Tranny Jenna or that scary ass STD Paris.

@12 well THANK YOU SOOOO MUCH! now i KNOW i'd do her...hell i'd do YOU if you gave me a chance. lmao

#2 and #12, she's gorgeous, and I would NOT want to have my poor naked body next to hers!!!

#11 are you the REAL superfish? or are you a POSER that just WANTS to do her and its just some sort of school-boy fantasy that's obviously never been...well, FULFILLED?

#15 you have your thoughts, we have ours

@15 you must be what we at Anticlown Media like to call a VERY gay male...then again, there's others like you. let's see, Elton John, Michael Jackson and let's not forget Foxy Brown. But you couldn't POSSIBLY be that ugly, so I'm guessing you probably have the looks of King Kong, only you attract bats and flies instead of public attention.

Don't you think there is an easier way to read comments? celebritypwn.com .

Ill do her, no problems at all, shes kinda cute.

What a slow news day when this gets posted... hasn't Britney done anything ridiculous in the last 24 hours...?

I'm FRIST!!! I'm the only FRIST!!! You can be first, but you can't be FRIST!!!
God, how many times have I said that now. Or unless you're just calling my name, then uh...here I am!

@21 she took a shit if you're interested

@21 she took a dump if you're interested

@23 & 24, of course we're not interested in that crap. INTERESTING things consist of hotties, beer, sex, drugs, rock n' roll and Tara Reid BEFORE liposuction. You, unfortunately, have a nasty mind.

So what's the scandal here? The dress? WTC, I'd wear it. I like wearing weird clothes.

#22 - I could be callin you - do you look anything like Alessandra - that would be hot! hmmm - wow my husband is getting lucky tonight - QUICK I need a brown bag, some glue and a picture of this chick!

Are you a fat woman? Me too. Hehe, that's what the ad says to the right of this. Or...do I want to fire my boss? Ummmmm....yep. Do I want to meet Arab Singles? I don't know, do I have to go out of town for that?

I'd eat the peanuts outta her shit just to know where they came from!!! Where the Anal Gangbang of this hottie, and why haven't I seen it yet?

#25: you funny little Fish guy imposter. Sadly, you're doing it quite well and sadly, you're funnier than the actual writers.

nope - not a fatwoman - but if that turns you on I can obtain access to those fat women suits as seen on "Tyra". I really don't wanna fire my boss - he signs the checks! Arab singles sound hot! Does the "different area code" rule work in those circumstances???

I'm bored, let's say all of us at work still take off early, go to the nearest bar with a pool table, order a long island, shoot some pool all by ourselves, go home and lie to our kids or significant others about why we smell like alcohol. Anyone?

She's pretty but not mind-boggling. 'Great body, but her face? ..She's so PLAIN- long face, plain brown hair, boring brown eyes, fake tan, and a huge pointy Jay Leno chin. Boringgggggg

Maybe I missed the part where someone said her ghole is lined with gold..?

I'd beg to rim her daily.

Okaaaaaay...guess I'm the only one here who's still at work :(
Fine I WON'T leave early, I'll just have TWICE as many martinis and xanax's when I get home. Probably shouldn't drink and drive anyway. Plus I spent all my quarters playing pool yesterday......am I talking to myself? Yeah, well I do that sometimes...

Goodlooking dress.Looks a bit ancient Greech style.

Hey HollyJ how do you look like anyways?

#36)I mean 'Greece' ofcourse.

"She's pretty but not mind-boggling."

Yeah, I guess that's why she's a Victoria's Secret model and you're not. Because she's just so ho-hum.

Oh, and this just in: fake blonde hair and blue eyes are not a prerequisite for being beautiful. Get your head out of the peroxide vat before you go spouting off that crap again.

Thought you were a decent, down-to-earth person... guess I was dead wrong. Your entire post just reeks of jealousy. Alessandra Ambrosio is the polar opposite of ugly, and anyone denying that is simply a typical jealous girl who doesn't look like her.

fucking christ. i overcompensated my scrolling and went to paris hilton's flabby ass. i did the same going back up trying to see the ambrosio story and ended up staring at jordan's ridonkulous tits. why, god, why are the ugly people surrounding the hot one?

I think, at least in the face, she bears a striking resemblance to Tinkerbell, frankly. And since that little bitch was so mean to Wendy...

u guys shouldnt be that surprised about alessandra. she is brazilian! and brazilian girls rocks!

She's easy on the eyes.

"The horror...the HORROR..."- J Conrad, "Hearts of Darkness"

But she does have pretty eyes...

Do you think any guys have the balls to actually ask her out? Do you suppose that she whines to her girlfriends about some loser that said he would call but never did? I bet she is home alone every Friday night wondering what is wrong with her and dreading the next family holiday that she has to show up for alone---I feel badly for her. Poor girl.

She is absolutely GORGEOUS!

this woman is not so great. her legs are straight out of nicole richie-ville. waifish broads like her are so overrated.
she has those awful, scrawny bird legs. but if the media tells most people that she is beautiful, there are enough mindless douchebags out there who will accept it. i see better looking women on campus all the time.

I wish all women looked like her.

Seriously.

From the waist up, absolutely stunning. From the waist down could use some work.

I'd eat that bones and all.

Double-A is t3h hawtness. I would hit it and then some.

I think she's really pretty, but I wish she would do something about her roots. The nearly-black-to-blonde fade thing looks trashy to me, no matter who's doing it.

What a pain in the ass this one is. Probably talks too much.

well i usually think she's pretty hot, but this picture makes her look cockeyed [which is the opposite of hot]

wtf is the superficial dude talking about lately...grow your funny back

Alessandra is definatly the most beautiful woman on earth, but seriously, wouldn't this be a better a story if she were to actually do something?!
Mmm ok. I got it,
"Alessandra tells Entertainment Weekly that she eats live monkies for breakfast every morning."
There, now that's a story.

OK! Maybe I should have included this is my first comment, but uhh
Anyone who is making overly-picky or altogether mean comments about this woman should be ashamed! The girls are just jealous, and the guys spend way too much time looking at the photoshopped pictures in Playboy.
I've never even noticed anything about her knee. What in the world?
Come on! This is about as good as a lady can look, and this is coming from a straight female!

Fuck... she kisses AND waves...

i beg to differ shes pretty ugly and bears a resmblance to a rat - but rats are much cuter.

Just to be real, I'd do her neighbor. If they are female. And nice looking. And clean. And if they are home. And under fifty. If they are a former playboy girl, some things may be adjusted. But, only if they never slept with Hef. Can't compare with the Hef, baby. Or, the Hoff. I'd like to introduce Hef and the Hoff. I'd get up and say, "And, now, I'd like to introduce the Hef and the Hoff". People would applaud and the Hoff would carry the Hef out and juggle him or something equally amazing. Something with fire. Or, maybe a cockatoo. Whoops, that's Jenna's line.

Just another hottie I can't have. I like it better when skankie Hilton, cokehan, and the other tramps are being busted on. It's no fun to see a hottie, and know she is just a picture, adn hasn't done anything dumb yet...

Very nice.

My penis approves.

Pretty girl. There are some prettier some less pretty *s-n-o-o-ze*

Superfish, we know she's you're fuckfantasy already -- isn't there some interesting news out there?

I am SO tired of people implying that either a person is jealous and/or must resemble a troll if they don't agree with the consensus of someone's attractiveness (I'm looking at you #39).

Whereas I'd do Johnny Depp and Scarlet J. up and down the street, Alessandra is not so special to me. So, different people find different things attractive.

And, guess what, you can shove Alessandra Ambrosio up your ass ... she looks like she belongs there.

Boney Feet
Toothick Legs
Knobby Knees
Ugly Smile
Slight Cross-Eyed
Extreme Pushup Bra
Excessively Hightlighted Hair
No Ass

Oh yea, a real fucking dimepiece this one. Those are all of the qualifications right there.

Toothick? I of course meant toothpick. The only thing too thick on this brain surgeon is her head. Let's just say there's not a lot of blood flowing to the old melon there.

There's an a abundance of: fags, fat jealous bitches, or over the top picky guys who jerk off to kates playground too much here.

She's one fine piece of ass, period. A google search of her name and my dick actually jumped off and sat on my desk for a better view. GTFO of here with that "well.. her face is okay.. but,"

Who's the tranny?

#66 if you and your soulmates who get pissy when someone disagrees with your groveling admiration of some chick tried a tack other than to claim the dissenters are all fat/ugly/gay/jealous you might actually be funny. As it is you just come off like you haven't gotten through the developmental stage where you realize that the world doesn't revolve around you after all (who woulda thunk it?!) and that not everyone shares your opinion.

My standard for beauty doesn't happen to be "lingerie model" but hey if that works for you guys who currently wiping the drool off your chins every time you see a photo of this girl, more power to ya.

to 64... are you jealous or somehting lol she is not cross eyed, she has a beautiful smile,extreme push up bras are damn sexy, her legs are sexy... yup you are jealous lol, she is beautiful!!!! shes a model, ofcourse she is one sexy loooking lady!

This bitch is personally responsible for global warming damn it. I need to get her into my house and under a blanket to save the Earth...

@69 You like trannies.

71.. that makes no sence at all

@72 Oh, let me correct that then:

You LOOOOVE men who pass themselves off as women.

lol... you must be a tranny, huh, trying to make yourself feel better about yourself lol. Alessandra does not look like a tranny.

#73 hmmm i see you made a post in the scarlett johanson post hahaha you think the victoria secrets models look like tarnnies because your proably a fat ugly bitch who must gets picked on often. It's not their fault they are beautiful but It is your fault that you are ugly so why don't ya do somehting about it,try and make yourself feel better about who you are.

i dont get it...what happened to natural beauty?

wowzers is this a national holiday or did you convince your mom to let you stay home from school because your "tummy hurt" or some such? Daddy's gonna be awfully mad when he finds out you've been on his computer again!!

@69 -- Get your hand out of your pants. I'm a dude, I wouldn't be jealous over a pencil with A cups, a stylist, and expensive shoes. Lemme guess, you have thousands of fucking pine trees hanging in your living room and the word APATHY written on the wall next to your bed, right next to the stack of soiled VS mags. VS hasn't had a sexy model in 10 years, you closet pedophile.

@73 -- Doesn't it get frustrating to have spoon feed it to them?

@77 lol you are a retard, i am self employed you fucking idiot, I have my own hours lol so what are you doing on your mommy's computer???

Thanks for confirming what I had guessed "wowzers'. Now go put the hand lotion back in your mom's bathroom.

What a hoot.

#80 you are a loser! honestly you must be 12 years old???

@80 You must really be a low life poor loser, who lives off of welfare because your too lazy too work. I own my own bisness lol, as for you, im sure you will be alow life loser for the rest of your life! Do you still get your mommy and daddy to wash you in the tub??? aww poor baby

Sounds like Pikachelse is boring brown too. How sad =(

Too bad I missed this game.
How can someone self-employed be such a terrible speller? Self-employed as ..what?
And, she's hot.

Wowzers, you have long overshot your question mark usage quota. STOP IT.

Her left knee cap apparently has a personality, it's upset at something.

Wowzers, you're a moron. I'd accuse you of acting like a 12 year old, but that would insult 12 year olds all over the world who know how to dish out witty comebacks.

Alessandra Ambrosio does look sort of mannish, but that may be just because she has such a prominent jawline. She's very pretty.
And anyways, trannies are hot.

"trannies are hot."

Just ask Wowzers.

With that much makeup on my dog would look like a supermodel too

So superfish doesn't like Kirsten Dunst (of course I agrree with that) and her vampire teeth but he likes this bitche's fangs.

She's pretty but these tall amozanian bitches look a hell of a lot like cross dressers in person. It's scary as shit when a girl puts on heels and she is 6'2" and her feet are gorgeous what are those size 12. She should never take off her victoria secret padded bra's or the airbrush lines that make her look like she has boobs. If she was shorter(anything above 5'6' and they start to look manly) and had boobs and more of an ass and filed her teeth down she'd be Jessica Alba quality at best.

I don't like to bite the hand that feeds me but obviously Superfish used to be obsesssed with some chick in highschool who resembles this chick and so he love's this girl, that or she looks like his siter or the pictures of his Mom when she was young ( ya know if he's a freak).
Either way her being hot is not news worthy enough, once she flashes a crotch or starts sleeping around; fine. Until then keep the Victoria Secret pics where they belong, covered in spooge in your Dad's shed or in the photo frames on your desk at work.
"why does it say 'red dress $69.00 size XS-XL' next to your wife's face"? MOVE ON.

FUCK I didn't see the legs , especially in picture #10. If I break one of them of and I get the long end of the leg do I get to make a wish? They airbrush the shit out of those legs in victoria secret.
Jessica alba is very slim but there are no bones poking out of that one. Best part is she looks really nice, not fridgid, really down to earth not crazy conceited and super low maintenance, ya I bet she loves camping and doing stuff besides posing and making sexy faces for the camers (whether there is a camera in front of her or not).
When a guy takes this bitch home and the makeup comes off, the only thing that will remind you that she is a girl is the long hair and the bony anorexic vagina she 'might' have, don't call it male or female until you get proof, not when they are as tall as my Dad.