Apr 12 2007Alessandra Ambrosio again for no reason

Fist! Up her ass!

My day has just been made.

Fish... go join the Alessandra Ambrosio fan club and stop posting this shit.

Is it just me or do none of these photos load?

Ok first of all the code on this thing is all jacked up and all I'm seeing is text. Secondly, Alesandra Whatever Her Name Is is boring as box of bran flakes and I would actually rather sit back and snicker at Courtney Love's malformed body. Thirdly, I'm awesome. And Fourthly, I want a cinnamon bun - I haven't had one of those things in years.

#5- i thought you only snacked on tits?

scream!!!!!!!!!!!

She needs to get 8 hours of beauty sleep and then write a paper on it.

Hey the photographer caught that guy squeezing off a silent-but-deadly.

http://thesuperficial.com/image.php?path=/2007/04/alessandra-ambrosio-south-beach-03.jpg

Like I said before, I am so sick of SANJAYA! For the love of cinnamon buns, make him go away!!!!

I think there are loads of other women who have a prettier face than she does. She looks like a deer. Bambi-looking girls might be pretty but not deer. But then again I'm not into girl so I wouldn't know..

pic 2 proves how overrated this chick is.

Fish post some Adriana Lima next please, she destroys this chick.

OMG! @12, I just enlarged pic 2 and she scared the shit out of me!!! She looks like a cross-eyed frog. And I used to think frogs were cute.... poop.

Jeebus, enough already!!

We don't pay these hefty yearly subscription fees for a lame Alessandra Ambrosio fan site. Here, let me save everyone the trouble and type their comment for them: "She's so hot! She has kewl boobiez!"

(Wait, we ARE all paying for this content, right?)

I agree, this girls body is sick, but her face.... eh.

Nice hair extensions. Weighs more than she does, probably. Cousin It wants his hair back.

you could stand up a bowling pin on that right knee of hers... freaky!

I'm off like Alesandro Sanjaya's eyes. See ya'll.

EWWWWWWW! Her stomach is all nasty too!

Oh wait, that's just her dress...

what do you mean "this girl's body is sick?" sick as in stupid or sick as in great? I can't iamgine being with her... I mean she's probably taller than most guys. ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww who wears the pants in THAT relationship

momma, rock me

I like looking at Alessandra while eating ketchup packets here on my lunch break.

yawn, I think I'm done with this site

She's still hot!

i got ketchup AND crackers today! Yay!

Oh Superficial,

Your empire is crumbling....

Wow! Her hair "grows" fast! Somebody give her a turkey leg -- she looks hungry.

her teeth still looking as yellow as they seem from the last post...come on, bleach those teeth! yuck!

Well, she's skinny, so that makes her hot.

Thanks #12 - TOTALLY

She's got a great body and good taste in clothes, but BORINGGGGGGGGGGGGG. Long-ass scarecrow fingers too.

'Lots of more beautiful women out there IMO, dark AND light. Beauty is a subjective thing, after all, and since I'm not a ruglicker, it doesn't matter to me that much.

lol @ turkey leg 27

Honeycombs, you're making me sad watching you sustain life on ketchup packets =(

ok. she's cockeyed. get over it superfish, she's not that hot

#30 Dammit I was going to say WTC is up with her freakishly long fingers, but you beat me :(

Sucks cuz that's all I could think of....

Thin or prepubescent? She's a butter face.

i'd say she has nice legs......... for an ostrich. for an actual woman..... not at all.
these goddamned euro-skeletons are not sexy. i think some just like the sound of their names.
now amy robach..... thats a beautiful woman.

I require more pics of this hot babe.

And another box of tissues while you're at it. Thanks.

Ethiopian knees...DISGUSTING!!!

cell phone in hand? ugh
adriana is way hotter, yes. despite her retarded english.

35...Get layed

I bet 99% of you nerds have never even kissed a woman, much less been laid.

#39, shut up! I've laid lots of times.

I'd pound her relentlessly.

Ya, we get it, you have a raging hard-on for this chick, but come on, let's move along shall we?

this chick is scary. she is what 3 pounds?

the more i look at her ugly face, the more i hate the superficial for being in love with her.

she looks like her mother was an alcoholic and she has fetal alcohol syndrome. stupid fat cunt.

#44, seek help. Whatever your mother did to you, it's time to let it go.

hey, #45, it's not time, it wont ever be the time, fuck that cunt, she ruined my life.

oh wait, no she didnt! She is actually a very good mom.

go fuck yourself.

@39 lemme guess you're the 1% on the internet that has? Congrats, you win the internet.

Trannies get all the great shoes

OMFG 40, AHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!! You owe me a new monitor damnit!! I love a good BC reference. My poor pc though...!

I bet I know how #39 came up with his statistics...him and his 10 "friends" (and I use quotes cuz, well, I don't really think you can call people you meet in online chat rooms about wizards "friends") were talking and they were like "hey, have any of you guys ever had sex?" After a round of "nos", #39 was like "but I saw my moms tits once, and then I ran to the room and jerked off to it, that's kind of like sex, right"? All the other friends were very impressed that #39 was such a stud, and they determined that based on their little survey, 99% of the people on the internet have never had sex (they couldn't give #39 full credit, hence the 99% rather than 90%).

You're a stud buddy.

I was actually so bored earlier today, and had so little to do, that I actually snuck out for an afternoon quickie. True story. That's why I haven't posted in a while. And my point is...some people on her actually do have sex. Especially the ones who are married with kids. They've all had sex. Well, other than poor Joseph, damn that Mary and her "immaculate conception". But even then, I'm sure Joe still got some.

What was this thread supposed to be about anyways?

she's starved herself so mucch and for so long that she looks about 10 yrs older than she really is. She's like 20 but she could easily pass for 30-35

Fucking hell, she's got one long face!
HORSE

I'd do her. No complaints. All of you think you could do better??

Long face, f'ed up nose and too skinny. Not to mention every other picture she looks like she got a lazy eye. Is that Corky's sister?

I have done, sweetheart.

She has freakishly long fingers, and her knees are kind of cock-eyed.

Then again, I am just a jealous fatty.

^^ at least you admit it, unlike all these bitches.

i am not, nor will i ever be, as attractive as Alessandra. & none of you guys who are slamming her have ever touched a woman on the same dimension of hottness as her.

kbye.

someplace somewhere a horse is missing its tail

HELP!!! Does anyone know who makes those shoes she's wearing? i MUST have them!! There's a pic with her leg up, and some writing on the platform, but i can't tell what it says. HELP!!! ANYONE?!?!?!?

In the fifth pic she is answering all the paparazzi’s questions by holding up 2 fingers.

Alessandra, how many brain cells do you have?

Hey Alessandra, how many years of formal education do you have?

Miss. Ambrosio how many dollars did you used to suck cock for before you became a supermodel?

How many calories do you consume a day?

You have the mental capacity of a child who is how many years old?

Which fingers do you use to vomit you way onto magazine covers?

*first and fifth pic

As you'll notice in every one of the pictures that has a guy in it, NONE of the guys give a shit or are looking at her.

When I am photographed you see guys in the background staring like posessed zombies at whatever part of me they can catch a glimpse of, that and lots of blood from women killing themselves and wecked cars from all the traffic stopping hotnesss and people just jerking off and screaming in amazement.

Don't listen to any of these nay-sayers! Any of you fuckers don't wanna see her, that lil X in the top right corner will solve your problem.
Keep posting more of her.

All Alessandra all the time; fine with me. Nothing nothing nothing is wrong with her.

Notice in pic#3 her beauty literally burned that dude's eyes right out of their sockets.

i once mistook my puke sitting in an old tijuana toilet for alessandra's face... but then i realized my emesis was more symmetric.

Jealousy is a beautiful trait reserved for the ugly's and fatties.

She is beautiful, but something's wrong with her knees on the third picture in the 1st row.

Nice 1,#60.

Anyone can be hot, just have to quit eating and get off the computer. Hottest chicks are here in Florida,,,your not invited, bitches.

Kelli with an I: you obviously aren't one of them.

Baby Daddy/feed my kid joke coming in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1........take it Cyclops!

@12, both Gisele and Adriana are way overrated. Alessandra pwned those chicks!

what? you're complaining about her knee and fingers?? as if you people are perfect. who are you to judge? idiots...

When Lohan flashes the peace sign it makes me want to vomit. When this chick does it I want to masterbate. Interesting...

she's hot but adriana is WAY hotter.

http://macanie.blox.pl/resource/Alessandra_Ambrosio.jpg

#70---actually you topped my joke with your own,,,that you was a nappy headed HO, and those were your words, Bitch, not mine., so don't start your crying.So sick of that shit!

Alessandra's hot as hell, but I also enjoy the junkie-corpse Courtney look. I wanna dip my balls in it.