Apr 20 2007Alec Baldwin leaves angry messages

here's a story. snore.

I could've gone "First" but then decided not to :)

#2 that and you not actually being 'first' :)

btw, snore

who cares. maybe kids wouldn't be so screwed up like they are these days up if parents talked like this to them all the time instead of buying 11 year olds cell phons and catering to their every need.

That's disgusting that he's speaking to an 11 year old child that way! I'd be horrified if my dad spoke to me that way and I'm 21 years old! I mean I can see why he'd be angry...but leave the message on her mother's phone!

I'd be furious, too...if my crazy ass ex kept me from my child! Has she even been to rehab, yet?

Man, those New Yorkers know how to swear better than everybody else...I'd say he showed some restraunt here!

That poor girl is caught in the middle.

Prince dumped Kim because "she was too weird". What does that tell you?

Wow.

A pig? I'm sure that will inspire her to grow into a fine young lady, like that nice Lindsay Lohan or K-Feds Ex wife.

Man.

I put this on my ipod and pretend he's talking to me. Straighten my ass right out.

Way to go, mom. Go public with the family business.
And then trot your daughter around town so the photogs can get some shots of what a great, caring, protective mother you are!

Oh My God! What kind of person calls thier young daughter a pig?!

OOOH, I'd like for Alec to fly to my house to straighten ME out!

Wow. That's some crazy crap.
I agree with Post 5. He can be angry, but he went way overboard. Calling her a pig? Brat maybe, but pig?
Again, crazy crap

maybe she's fat.

"God complex? I am God."

Holy crap! That's one kid who is gonna need some therapy!

Gee, I wonder why she won't answer the phone

My daughter is thirteen, and quite frankly...it takes some serious self control not to tell her like it is sometimes.

I meant to say "restraint" before! Yikes! I'm kinda hungry...I was probably thinking restaurant! LOL!

I'll tell you one thing,

Tennessee Tuxedo will not fail.

#16....I agree that it's hard to not "tell them like it is sometimes" (I have a 13 year old brother with ADHD)....but that does not give him the right to call her a pig! Maybe he shouldn't be allowed to speak with her at all if that's the way he's going to do it!

to keep this baby drama going on and on and on... statistically, most divorced dads lose interest in about a year, marry and get a new family. i can't imagine what kind of weird shit they had going on between the sheets.

and i mean father and mother, not father and ireland. the irony of that name.

what impresses me most is he doesn't really remember how old she is.

Someone's gotta put him in jail he's gonna hit her (both child and mother).

Kim is f*cked. Alec is f*cked. Now their kid is f*cked.

Surprised?

Nonsense, as a dad he has an inalienable right to call her out on her shit. Of all the "mean" things he said, I take offense to pig - ouch.

i only defend him because i like 30 Rock. but this is completely taken out of context. today is the 20th, i wonder how that meeting is going...

It's mean, yes, but I don't deny my dad would probably leave a similar message on my phone. It may not be the best way to go about it but then again niether is how parents raise their kids in hollywood to get anything they want whenever they want it. I'd rather see a parent putting some restraint on their child then just letting them grow up to be Paris Hilton. He shouldn't have called her a pig or cursed so much since she IS 11 yrs old but he also can't expect to have a ton of control if he doesn't see her regularly.

this kind of poor parenting, insulting both your child and your child's mother, is probably what made her not want to check in with you in the first place. grow up. oh, and if you are soooo concerned about your child, at least remember her age! idiot.

I want to send that fat bastard to Iran where life is so much better than here in US. What a butt munch!!! Yes this is boring story, but you don't talk to your 12 year old kid like that. For all he knows she was in the bath room braffing up lunch like her mommy

Cool, he should replace Daddy Spears.

Seriously though, who is worse? Him for talking like that or Kim for putting this up knowing what her daughter will have to face at school/in public. They both suck.

She must be really fat. He's just trying to help. Y'know, if you call a pre-teen girl "pig" enough times, eventually something will click and she'll learn to either put down the Twinkies or (as Jimbo poited out), puke them up and stay nice and skinny for Daddy.

I have a suppository for Mr. Baldwin. It looks a lot like a grenade but I really think it will help him. Or me, really.

Jimbo POINTED out*

Look at the bright side. At least he didn't leave a message like: "Oh, sweetie, you are so much prettier than your mommy. I can't wait to come up and see you for special daddy-daughter snuggles. Did you get the frilly pink lingerie I sent you? Make sure you wear it..."

Now that would be gross.

this is sad. The worse thing is that i am so sure that he is not the only sorry man on this earth that does that kind of idiotic crap. Celebrities (although he is not much of one anymore) should come with a handbook of what to and not to do or your celebrity status will be taken away, and everyone within reachin distance gets to slap them. Obviously Brit, Lindsay, Paris, Nicole and the Weird Olsens would be slapped continuously. And Scary Mary from the Spice Girls for wearing those horrible pink pants in public. Instead of slapping Paris, I would get a sharp object and puncture her inflatable breasts!

32. Are you being dirty? Jimbo, are you pointing out again? Keep that thing down.

Yeah he's being a douche but at the same time I'm a firm believer that parents are way too easy on their fucking spoiled brat, cellphone-toting, can't-spank-me kids these days. I completely agree with comment #4, and comment #25. If I was pulling some stupid shit with my parents at 11 years old, I would damn well expect them to rip me a new one and use some colourful words to describe how they felt about my behaviour. Now if you excuse me, I'm gonna go sit on my front porch with a shotgun.

Jeez. My dad was a crazy rifle-toting Hungarian farmer who would snap your neck like a chicken's if you were caught on his property ...
Ah, I recall those days bright days of my youth when he would chase me around with his leather belt, shouting lovely epithets like "I'll murder you!," "I'm going to bash your brains into the ground!"

*wipes tear from eye*

Wow, my daughter's 11 and has a cell phone. Sometimes when I'm at work and she's out of school I try to call her to make sure she got home ok, and when it goes straight to voicemail and I have to worry about her....
I SOUND A LOT LIKE BALDWIN (but I never call her a pig...)

My dad loved me.

I mean he really, really loved me.

Really.

Veggi - there is no way that thing is point down today. At least not until I get home tonight.

FRIST - Thanks for the details of your evening last night. It really brightened up my day - Bitch :)

Wow, I Just lost a lot of respect for Baldwin. what kind of jack-knob treats his kids like that.

Hey Jimbo, I left you a message on the Parid Blunt thread

@41 What kind of repect did you have for that Hollywood wack job before this?

Nevermind...
PARIS that is
I see you got it

@ 36, sure I agree that some parents are too easy on their kids nowadays, but there is also the other extreme of being a verbally abusive tyrant. Are you saying that is better? Nobody should speak to their kids that way, I don't care what the 11 (or is it 12, dad? Jerk.) year old did.

Who names their fucking kid Alec anyway?

FRIST - I got it. Read my @40 Loving you!!!!

NORMAL kids her age are going to resent the absent parent... the resentment is fueled by the mother... the kid is messed up... the father is messed up...

GOD HELP THEM!

While not defending Mr. Baldwin, I can relate that it is more difficult to raise a girl than a boy. Girls are just plain nasty.

For example, my son is 8. He is bigger, faster, and stronger than his five-year-old sister. He also has a green belt in karate.

Nevertheless, my five-year-old daughter can and does beat the ever-loving-shit out of him on a regular basis.

It all comes down to attitude. She is willing to soak up a lot of damage just to get one good shot in. When my son sees her coming at him, he's knows that there is nothing he can do short of killing her that will make her stop. She's like the Terminator.

Still, I would never call her a pig. A brat, yes, but not a pig.

Hey, I was just trying to make you feel better.

How's the hangover?

Is there a new post yet?

His daugther will become just an asshole like her father.Like most of us assholes creates assholes,like usually.

Guess not. What I want to know, is how his daughter not answering her phone is humiliating for him.
Get over yourself...

FRIST! What about MY hangover??? Isn't MY hangover important??? And I shall have another one tomorrow. Wine slushies!!

This world is created by assholes and assholes get created.

lowlands, that's deep man.

FRIST - sorry that did not help. if you would have called me and taked dirty, that would have cheered me up. Any pictures or videos from last night little romp?

The hang over is not to bad. I am waiting for the BS to hit. I hope it happens before I get on the plane. If not the poor suckers that are sitting around me are going to be in for a rough flight

When my husband and I bought our first house, we neglected to notice that the lovely turn-of-the-century home next door was owned by an alcoholic divorcee. Who also worked at a matchmaking service. So she sets herself up with this prisoner, then she fucking marries him right around the time our first child, a girl, is born. Soon, we learn that PrisonerDude has an eleven-year-old daughter. We learn this b/c we hear him screaming at her in the manner of Alec Baldwin. And then, alcoholic widow starts wandering over into out garden in the afternoons, crying to me about how SHE has to sleep in a guest room on the nights when his daughter stays with them, because he and his daughter like to "spoon" each other while they slepp together. AND rather than being worried about the sexual abuse that is assuredly taking place, the bitch gets CRAZY jealous of the daughter, says the daughter rubs it in her face that the dad prefers her, and she kicks them both out of her house and divorces him.
Then we moved.
The end.

Ok Veggi, how's YOUR hangover....der you sound just like me...most of the days I come in to work STILL buzzed from the night before.

Wow, I'm not the only one with a hangover apparently. *feels like he belongs*

When Alec says he was pulled out of a meeting, he means that he had to pull it out of the stripper and put down his drink to give her a call. So you can understand why he's so mad. I mean, if you were drunk and having sex with strippers and then had to stop to call your daughter and she didn't answer, you'd be pretty pissed also. But this is an example why people shouldn't drunk dial, whether it's to an ex or your own kid.

But what I mainly want to know is HOW THE HECK DID THIS MESSAGE BECOME PUBLIC?!?! From what I've read her, it sounds like his ex-wife gave the clip to the press?! Seriously? What sort of horrid person do you have to be to release this to the press? What a huge bitch!!!

And while I was shocked with the way he spoke to his daughter, as someone else said, maybe it's time parents start laying down the law on these little brat kids who think they're entitled to everything. I mean, he's calling his 11 year old on her cell phone at 10:30 pm?! I dunno about you, but when I was 11, I didn't have a cell phone and I wasn't out running around town at 10:30 pm at night!

#12 - haha, that made me laugh. You make a good point there, maybe he was justified in his comments.

Step 1 is admit you have a problem

step 2 is to admit you don't give a damn and go on with your drunk happy life

@54 you just need to add a little bongos to your story

How mortifying must it be for him to have this go public?

He was absolutely wrong to call her a pig, but people say awful things in anger (that they don't mean) to people they love. For all we know he has since apologized ... or just feels like a shit now ... or doesn't give a fuck ... whatevs.

30 Rock, um, rox mai sox.

#57 - WHAT?! You're just fucking with us, right? That isn't a true story, is it?

"Therefore fathers shall eat their sons in the midst of you and sons shall eat their fathers...I will send famine and wild beasts against you and they shall rob you of your children; pestilence and blood shall pass through you; and I will bring a sword upon you. I, the Lord, have spoken."
Ezekiel 5:10, 5:17
The Father always loves his children. :)

What I want to know is how to do these guys have such rad hairlines at their age?

I am 34 and my hairline is poo!

Are these guys getting plugs or something? I wish my hair would look like his at that age, but it is impossible because it already looks worse and I am way younger than him.

Leo DiCaprio also has rad hair.

The only cool thing about my hair is that it gives me an excuse to wear a cool bird hat.

I'll never understand how two people (married at the time) can have a child they both claim to "love" so much and later on when things go sour, put their offspring through utter hell. And to make it public? Sure what Baldwin said to the girl was awful but the whore of a mother prostituting the information like that... what a tramp. Kim's neck looks like a vagina anyway... I'd be bitter too.

haha FRIST! Now, you read MY mind. I was just going to write that I've already got step one taken care of...

I love my drunk happy life. I'm rarly bothered by anything, and if I am, I soon forget all about it. Yay!

#56 Yeah, I'll send it right away

#64 It's all true. And now I feel like shit that I didn't call Child Services.

D'arcy should a say a couple of Hail Mary's and i am good to go?

Thanks your the best!!!

These deep and spritual words of mine that's all for today folks.

Veggi...best part about it, is it's FRIDAY, so I can drink quadruple the martinis, or appletinis and margaritas and pale ales and sex on the beach and wait what was I saying?

I probably have the liver of an 80 year old...or Lindsay Lohan...

Yay!!! Well, I'm off like Brit's panties to go get some lunch (2 beers). Filling and delicious!

FRIST. My liver tried to jump out of my body last night, but I pushed it back down with a corona. Silly liver! Good thing we have 2 ;)

FRIST!!! you are making me thirsty...

71. Do what you please, but remember: God wants to paint his creation in all the shades of our blood.

I'm going to drink until I pass out now. Goodbye!!!

Veggi - have a good lunch. Drink a 3rd one for me. I will see you on Monday

That voicemail message has become an instant part of pop culture, driving thoughts of Imus and Sanjaya right out of our minds.

First things first, Baldwin is way out of line leaving that kind of message for his daughter. However, we all say stupid things to our kids. The Bill Cosby line about sounding like an idiot in front of his kids because he's constantly censoring himself comes to mind. Baldwin obviously has problems with that control.

The big problem here is that it's no longer a family matter. Proving correct Baldwin's long-time assertions that his ex-wife Kim Basinger is indeed a batshit loonball with no sense of decency, she leaked the tape of the voicemail.

Think, for a moment, about how long in the age of the internet that message will haunt her daughter. Imagine how bad your junior high and high school existence was. Now imagine every time you get something going and you feel moderately cool, somebody loading up the dance remix of your dad calling you a pig and letting it play.

It's eternal hazing by YouTube. It's just not fair.

http://www.reidaboutit.com

Haha 2 livers!! That veggi always doubling her organs...

Am I on the Superficial or at mass? I am confused

Anyone who's drinkin already, that's not FAIR!! I got like four more hours to go!!!

I didn't realize Kim Basinger was such a whore that she would publish internal family matters involving her pre-teen child. What a snatch. I think the daughter will be scarred much more by the attention than she was by the message. What a snatch.

Hey Jimbo, at least if we were at mass there would be wine :)

doesn't really sound like him.

WOOO HOO I am up for that!! In a few hours I am getting free drinks

Really, it's not that bad, he didn't call her a "nappy-headed ho", just a "Little pig" .... Little pig! little pig! Answer the phone! (the list of acceptable names one can call another is getting shorter and shorter)

seriously, why does this little kid have a cell phone and stay up until 10:30? what the fuck need for a cell phone does an 11 year old kid have?

If more parents treated todays kids like the little shits they ARE they wouldn't be such the whiny pampered little pieces o' shit they are.

Make no mistake, it's the liberal hippie therapy addicted whiners that have turned parents into scared figureheads and teachers into nothing more than nannies.

Jimbo...free drinks? What, are you going to raid the tiny fridge in your hotel room before you go?

maybe it's 10:30 NY time. let's assume that this "little pig" is in california and it's not really that late. more the reason to be disrespected mr. baldwin!

@88 The "nappy-headed ho" call will be from Eddie Murphy to his daughter. Look at Alec, put an apple in his mouth and he is ready for an Hawaian luau. What a fucking tool!! Now that guy is trying to explain his phone call. Where is Team America when you need them!!!

No I am out of my hotel room. They give you free drinks when you sit in those nice big leather chairs in the front of the plane

#89 Fabio- A lot of kids that age have cell phones. In my case it's because I'm a single parent who works all day and she needs it for emergences. And BFD my kid stays up til 10:30 some times.

94 Oh, right...and I would know having flown first class all my life...

I thought you would have

#93 I got your Team America right here

We're dicks! We're reckless, arrogant, stupid dicks. And the Film Actors Guild are pussies. And Kim Jong Il is an asshole. Pussies don't like dicks because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes. Assholes that just want to shit on everything. Pussies may think they can deal with assholes their way. But the only thing that can fuck a asshole is a dick, with some balls. The problem with dicks is they fuck too much or fuck when it isn't appropriate. And it takes a pussy to show them that. But sometimes pussies can be so full of shit that they become assholes themselves. Because pussies are a inch and half away from assholes. I don't know much about this crazy crazy world, but I do know this. If you don't let us fuck this asshole we're going to have our dicks and pussies all covered in shit.

#12

I love you.

ROFL, a little over the top, but at least he isn't pussyfooting around kids that need to be whipped into shape. It's so goddamn annoying when parents don't discipline kids this days. >:O

#98 WTC was THAT all about???!!??

@98 Thanks for that. That was great.

See all of you assholes and pussies next week.

You takin off Jimbo? Great, now I'm all alone. West Coast sucks :(

Jesus Christ, I can't believe Alec left a rant like that on fucking tape; you have to wonder what sort of rant he would consider too abusive for an eleven year old to hear. He makes the Great Santini look like a total, utter pussy. And Kim is an equally shit parent for making sure this crap made it to the media.
I work sometimes as a court ordered non-custodial parent visit supervisor, and if I had a case like this, I'd be recommending that neither of those frigging manipulative tools were allowed near that kid.

And yes, she is probably fat.

I think it's awesome that someone who calls themselves "StudsyMcSex" works occassionally as a "court ordered non-custodial parent visit supervisor". I dunno, something about having Studsy McSex come to pay you a visit to review your parenting, just seems funny to me. Good choice of name haha!

Only thing missing was him saying "Here's Johnny" and telling the kid they were gonna stay at the Overlook Hotel for the weekend.
Jesus, get that man away from sharp objects!

Okay he's an asshole and there is no need to talk like that especially when you're the fat pig. Who knows what his daughter is like. Don't assume that being a CHILD automatically makes you an ANGEL.

Funny if this guy was my Dad he would have a heart attack and be dead by now. Luckily I grew up to be one of the few kids who isn't scared of my parents. I love grown people who are still scared shitless of Mommy and Daddy.

Obviously she's only 11 years old but the sad thing is many GROWN ADULTS still let their parents talk to them like this. The healthiest thing anyone can ever learn to do is to be able to tell your parents TO FUCK THE HELL OFF, it's the and the right of passage into adulthood. I actually get along well with my units NOW. But if they ever spoke to me like that I'd throw bricks like Mcauley culkin.

So she'll either learn to put Daddy in his place when it's retirement home choosing time or she'll be scared of him for life.

With a druken violent alchoholic father and a Mom who decided she didn't feel like being a Mom anymore, when I was still in junior highschool, I learned to demand respect.

Try it people if you are a grown Man or Woman who is still intimidated by your parents call them up and list ALL their failures to them then tell them to FUCK THE HELL OFF and end it with I'm young I'm smarter and better than you will ever be, you're old and your time is done I win you lose oh and I love you.

Then you will actually be able to be friends with them and never have to listen to their shit again.

Kim Basinger is one crazy-mean vindicitive cunt to release stuff like this to the media given how it might damage Baldwin's reputation.

Ah, the joy of ex's.

vindictive even, lol

@107 thats great advice tell that the 11 year old

I’d be willing to bet money that Alec left another message to his daughter when he cooled down apologizing for losing it - we just won’t get THAT voicemail leaked out by the mom which was probably left right after this angry one.

While I do not agree with him cursing out and calling his daughter names but after following this epic custody battle over the years I definately can empathize and see how he could have snapped. Also, after listening to his tone of voice and the entire message I honestly didn’t think it was as horrific as many of you seemed to think - here in Texas we call these types of gripe outs “Come to Jesus” talks. They are usually verbally jarring and meant to get the kids attention in such a way as they will never try to pull whatever stunt they were pulling again.

If the worst thing Ireland has to worry about is that her father is so hurt and furious when she fails to turn on her phone during a scheduled talk time that he gripes her out and then rearranges his schedule to fly half way across the country to let her know how hurt and angry he is - then she’s a pretty lucky little girl.

What I got from this was that this guy really, really misses his little girl and damnit when he has a scheduled time to talk to her then he will move mountains to do it and she should have the courtesy to take the call.

p.s. I think Kim is and has in the past been a total tool during the custody battle - you guys forget that Kim refused for months to let Ireland call her father and that is why the judge had to order her to let the child be able to talk to Alec and Kim insisted on these preset talk times.

I bet when Ireland grows up she will have horror stories about her.

haha I didn't think very much of this voicemail until he said "i don't give a damn if you're 12, or 11 years old"...then I realized this message is a bit age inappropriate

btw, today is Friday, the 20th. Ireland's bout to get an ass whoopin!! Clear space for the next post about Alec getting arrested for child abuse

Alec is pissed because his little bovine is giving it up to Kim's boyfriend, and Alec is very bad at sharing. At some point a judge will have to hammer out a legal agreement to share the assets (boyfriend gets oral on Tuesdays, Alec gets anal on Fridays, that sort of thing). Happens all the time. For once Kim will be content to sit in a corner and munch on Xanax - she's an anxiety disorder patient who hates sex. (If schack were here, s/he could tell us why there's no such thing as a psychiatric disorder...HEY SCHACK! WE KNOW YOU'VE BEEN LURKING ALL DAY! STOP HIDING! You owe Jimbo some dirty blogging.)

Kim isn't protecting her daughter from anything, letting this recorded private message in the public domain exposes her as manipulative to try and destroy Alec's relationship with his daughter. It's disgusting. I can only imagine how angry I'd feel if someone interfered in my relationship with my kids. And if the kids started adopting the custodial parents negative game playing, too, would sicken me. I can hardly blame him for what he said.

#110 did you even read my ENTIRE post, because you're comment proves that you didn't read it all or you didn't understand it.

1. Alec BaldOne is an ass pig, yeah he shouldn't have said those things.
2.Find me one parent who hasn't snapped and said something they regret.
3. Having an asshole parent will show what a kid is made of, she'll either grow up to be; a sissy, a horrible bitch like Mom or Mom or a tough woman who doesn't stand for shit.
4. This stuff does not surprise me, I have seen way worse. The fact is 99% of people are complete idiots so most people suck at being parents. The world is a shit hole, welcome to reality.

haha Freudian slip in point 3. I said *Mom twice when I meant *Dad. Bah same shit, same pile.

Pig daughter looks just like Kim, that's why Alec is so harsh. Divorce would be boring without kids to traumatize with displaced rage. At least he didn't say he was flying out to see if she was "clean all over"...

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Good day to you, you sarcastic, heartless, acidulous degenerate.

That is a disgrace.

I don't know what's worse...the message itself or the fact that Kim leaked it to the press (on the exact day that he said he was going to come to LA and straighten out his daugther). Kim and Alec are both lunatic freaks, they're made for each other so in that respect, I'm surprised they aren't still married.

@116 #2 here i got you 2 of them.
An asshole parent will show what a kid is made of what the hell? Are you comparing child care with a militaire academy?? A child still has to learn and they will do that mostly through their parents, If she's gonna get yelled at and abused (which isn't the case here probably) she learns that that's a way to get your goal in life and she will do that to her own kids.

And yes i read your whole post, both of them and i do understand.

#121 Wow, beercan penis.....can I see???

Parents are just people and as varied as people are, so are parents. While I wouldn't do this, I also don't have the spawn of Satan teaching my child that it is acceptable behavior to be repeatedly disrespectful and demeaning to the father. So he snapped. As far as losing it goes, it comes off kind of mild. As for what the daughter has been doing, repeatedly, sounds like a pig from hell in the making. And why did Kim the Gremlin have a tape? And why did Kim the Gremlin think it was OK to embarrass her daughter by showing the world this tape.Maybe because daughter isn't embarrassed. Maybe she is proud of learning to be an asshole like her mother. Maybe Kim bought her a new white seal pup coat for making the tape. Are mother/daughter snickering about it even now?

Which one of you thinks it is OK for an 11 year old (my Dad never did know how old any of us were) to be demeaning and disrespectful to her father to the point of "making him feel like shit"??

I've lost it so many times it's not even funny....well, kinda funny sometimes. But then you make up and all is good again. It's just hard for me to picture Alec saying any of that, after seeing his mild-mannered ass on 30 Rock lastnight ofcourse.

It sounds to me like the daugter is a spoiled little brat and Alec just got fed up.please this is nothing my mother has said a lot worse to me and i knew it was because i pushed her last button. this happens with most parents and their kids

#104 Maybe you would have to call Adult Protective Services as 99% of that tape is describing how abusive the daughter is to the Dad....and how would an eleven year old learn to be so nasty unless she had Satan for a mother. Kim's a great actress though. I guess that makes it OK.

oh please, my parents have done ten times worse. that mother is a thoughtless, selfish bitch to put this out there. the only ass here is her.

#107 Why don't you think it's sad that Alec has to beg his daughter to be nice to him??

I'm sorry your parents weren't what they should have been.

My Dad died last year. If I could have him back for just one day, it could be the worst one, the one where he had a horrible day at work (supporting 5 kids) and swore cause we left out bikes out (again) or whatever - just to have him back one day.

As much as it pains me to agree with BarbadoSlim (can I just call him BS?) - Ireland sounds like she's made great progress in turning into a prize dirtbag.

"I am most saddened that this was released to the media....Once my book is published, I'm sure more people will understand"

Hypocritical asshole.

This is not just a parent being fed up and "losing it", he obviously is a bully with control issues who becomes verbally abusive when things don't go exactly his way. And there is never justification to speak to a child that way. And god I wonder why she doesn't answer when he calls, he's such a sweet loving Daddy. Charming.

"Once my book is published, I'm sure more people will understand"

You have got to give him a tiny bit of credit for still finding the time to plug his new book, what a read that will be... im sure.... :/

In the same breath as he's putting down his ex for going public...no less.

Hey, I accidentally posted a comment at 4:20 on 4/20...that's kind of cool. Yes, sometimes easily amused.

You think it's cool because it's Hitler's birthday.

Not really, but Alec Baldwin probably does. :p

Seriously? He's apologising? I've just apologised to my ex she called me a few days ago and said. "i'm covered with choclate. come round take me now"
yeah i listened to that voice mail today. ooooo that sucked but i stil got some even though she was half asleep.
Alec baldwin just needs to get some! for Godsakes lades! sleep with this man!

You know, talking to her like that will certainly teach her respect and mature behavior. Nothing like modeling how you want your kids to act in order to ensure that they follow your excellent example.

Alec Baldwin is an asshole.

I think Alec might be a little stressed that the Democrats have not exactly turned out to be the "Dream Team" lately.
Although he was blown up in 'World Police' - not sure this guy is any Rosie.

@131 ...you can call me whatever you want, even Big Poppa Smurf.

Oh, give me a break. He went off on the girl because he was upset. My mom use to go off on me all the time. If he cusses on a regular basis, I'm sure she's use to hearing the language and I'm pretty sure it won't scar her for life. Kids are sensitive and all, but lately, we take that way too far. They are sheltered from everything. People aren't allowed to whoop that ass every now and then when it's needed. And I'm not talking child abuse worthy... just a good old fashion ass whoopin'. We've got kids running around doing whatever they want and thinking, "MY PARENTS BETTER NEVER TALK TO ME THAT WAY..." Blah blah blah. MOST (and I say most because some parents aren't worth a shit) parents deserve a little respect. Sure, they might not have been perfect, but they took care of our pathetic asses when we couldn't do shit for ourselves. So, if she disrepected him then a little ass chewin' ain't gonna hurt anyone.

Oh and PIG? Give me a break!!!! We called each other worse on the playground in the 4th grade. GET THE HELL OVER IT!

11 year old (smarty pants): Yeah Dad. I was watching the Colber Repor (tm) on Thursday, with Sean Penn, and I'm having a few problems with your 'Democratic' party.....
(ok mom - run the tape)

142- Why should she respect him? Parents who repeatedly make selfish decitions based only on their need are not worth respecting. I'm sure that kid was let down by those two in a much grander magnitude. He had a choice as an adults to be a reliable parent but he chose otherwise. Now he demands it of her. It's not fair. He needs to take a look in the mirror.

I agree on good old fashioned parenting to "whoop" an ass; however, traditional values are a part of that as well. He can't behave one way and expect a different result. Everything that is happening to him was created by him.

(#144 him and the and the evil doers)
Why doesn't everyone just go shopping to get over things ?
Oh. ok. They already did that one

#144 did you listen?? That 11 year old (yes #114, Kim taught her to be a pig, she must be so proud: next she'll teach her acting) GAVE HER FATHER AN APPOINTMENT to call her. You don't see anything wrong with that? How about Dad calls when he thinks he should and brat either answers or gets grounded? Maybe Ireland Pig (that's her new name BTW, courtesy of Kim Pig) should live a year with kids who don't have a Dad....

my mom used to yell at me like that whenever i came too soon, what deja-vu she even has a voice just like that, i wasn't aware there was anything wrong with it

k.bassetgar or whatever her fuckin last name is the little i know appears to be certifiable

if anything this increases the possibility that smart-alec (what the fuck just use an 'x' like everyone else) is the better parent, did the kid go to the fucking National Enquirer with this information??

just imagine your worst enemy hiding in your bushes recording whatever you say or do releasing anything they can to humiliate you for public consumption

clearly she was called a "pig" because she isn't one, the context or whatever of the yelling had nothing to do with her looks, if anything he's concerned she's turning into kim-jr. or paris-jr. or some shit like that
i mean who amongst us hasn't called a hottie a pig just to keep her in line a little this was nothing like that

at least i don't think so i don't have 11-or-12 (so fucking hilarious how old is she Alec) spawn so i don't know jack-shit about this subject to begin with, growing up this kind of conversation happened all over the place, usually it's from a concerned parent, is B.Spears going to have this kind of concern?

some funny shit for this topic, the asshole-asshole concept is particularly intriguing i wonder if Steven Hawking has discovered anything about that yet

i really enjoy some South Park episodes i didn't get much out of Team America, i thought the celebrity deaths in Celebrity Deathmatch were a hell of a lot cooler and funnier, whatever the fuck this comment adds to the pursuit of world peace

This is the sound of a man who has been beaten down by his exwife. I watch my brother attempt to get in touch with his kids regularly, and they dont answer the phone. Days and days go by and he doesnt hear from them..but guess who's paying the bills for them, private schools nd all? About time his little spoiled brat kids start paying some respect to their old man. The guy wouldnt be calling her in the first place if he didnt care. Alec Baldwin sounds like a defeated man, and I dont blame him for letting her have it.

Thank you Big Papa Smurf. Don't try and talk me out of it: I am going to sell bumper stickers. AND open a Barbeque down in 4th ward named Smoked Basinger Pig. AND advertise with a poster of Ireland with an apple in her mouth. (Free cell phone minutes with orders over $25.00)

If Alec and his hairy as a Geico caveman body had only kept his promise and left the country after W was elected, none of this may have happened.

#133 if that's the only way he gets to tell his side, fine. I'll buy it and donate it to the public library.

Good CHRIST! This man is psychotic and terribly verbally abusive. What's even sadder is how lightly everyone takes this. If he left bruises all over her or slammed her on her head, CPS and the public would be outraged and she'd be rescued from her abusive prick of a dad. But since the wounds are on the inside, it's no big deal. Disgusting.

And Trixie, you can't blame HIS verbal abuse of his daughter on his ex-wife. No matter what there is no excuse to abuse your children!

#98 (1) I didn't understand you (2) I am vaguely afraid (3)no, I am Artie Bohunk.

"Everyone just go shopping. Everyone go shopping. Everyone go shopping"
Oh - sorry. Just a flash-back to the 2001 mass murder and treason there for a sec.
I guess I should go shopping and will soon lose the 'impulse' and 'karma.'

Not.

Man, iamsosmrt.. the reason I don't do that is because I love my parents, and I am better at expressing love than they are. My mother has left me messages like this many a time. When I was in COLLEGE. She didn't start saying anything remotely like this until I was over 16. The thought that I might actually make my own separate life far away apparently threw a switch that made her crazy. And I was only going to live two hours away. He is across the country from his daughter, and freaking out, it seems like. It's still wrong, and it still hurts to hear this kind of thing, and I'm still afraid of her -- imagine if she had started when I was 11. Altho he should be stop and think, and realize that this is only going to make her avoid him more, if she even is (of her own accord) now. If he wants her to be in her twenties and still dodging his calls, then yeah go ahead and scream at her some more.

First, Kim/Ireland should get a restraining order. Second, he needs to take additional anger management classes. The fact he brings his ex into the name calling is very disturbing. He does not deserve to have access to his daughter. He is a self centered and damaged person. All the Baldwins seem crazy! YIKES.

So - 155 156 How do you feel about mass murder and teason ?
(keep it short)
( These two may be new)

treason *

Where'd you go ? Cowards.

Public at LARGE : I guess they're shopping Binky.
Binky: Oh. Ok.

What a pro, he even slipped in a nice little promo for his upcoming book. Nothing like screaming at your child to get free advertising. I think when all is said and done people are on Alec's side on this one, he obviously loves his daughter and what father hasn't yelled at their child before?

Wow, this puts a whole new spin on the phrase, "kind of a Baldwin".

And Binky, most women love to shop for a plethora of reasons. This is not a new trend stemming from 9/11.

#161 - What about 911 ? What's going to happen ? The Mossad seems to have blown up the buildings sending Americans into war against Muslims who were uninvolved. Comments ?

(#162 Well ok - I always thought the women and shopping thing was probably always on)

I'd better go. Don't forget. They want you not to care.
They 'know' you won't care.

3000 + murdered in broad daylight in downtown New York. No one charged.
Leading to thousands killed in stupid wars.
Maybe there's no religion.
The revolution begins with you.
Wake Up.

Both political parties avoid the topic.
They're gone. Watch who supports them and boycott those companies.
Boycott any company supporting Fox NEWS.Run independents. Stay away from certain religious groups,(hint hint - 'High Five')secret societies and Rhodes scholars. These groups have proved that they're more interested in ruling the world than helping their brothers and sisters.

First of all isn't his 11 year old daughter suppose to be in school at 11 o'clock??? I don't know if the girl is homeschooled or has school at various times of the day but I was in school from 7 or 8 till 2:30 in the evening. Secondly, why is Alec Baldwin taking his frustratioins out on his daughter, what if her phone got stolen, broken, and or her mother took it away from her. Baldwin doesn't know his daughters circumstances, the message shows he doesn't care, in the message it sounds as if he was talking to his exwife making it as if the daughter is the same as her mother. Lastly, his daughter may be a spoiled brat because her father is a high paid actor. I doubt it due to the fact her father, Alec Baldwin is mentally and verbally abuseing her on this message.

it'd be funny if he flew to her and burnt her with cigarettes to teach the bitch a lesson she won't ever forget. i'd lol.

Kim should have never leaked the tape to the press...some of thos Baldwin brothers are KAH-RAY-ZEE!!!

@4... I agree :) A bit harsh, but all parents SHOULD be strict with their children. Too many fucking bratty kids around these days.

And no, your child isn't perfect. Accept it.

Baldwin and all his brothers are fucking cocksuckers. You dont say this shit to a little girl, i dont care how angry she makes you. This dickhead should be ashamed of himself. Kim os 10 times the parent he is.

Did 147 say his mom yelled at him like that when he orgasmed too soon during sex with her? O.e

This guy confirmed what we all thought- He might be the biggest douche bag in Hollywood (not easy). Severely bullying an 11YO girl, his own daughter no less; he needs to be violently beaten with a tire iron. The fake apology is the cherry on top. The only thing more disturbing is the "edamame" stalker, multiple posts defending him.

I love how he has no idea how old his kid is.

That being said: Go Baldwin! Dicipline those kids so that we'll have less brats in the world. I got smacked arond as a kid and you didn't see me breaking windows and being an asshole at age 11. Then again, this kid might be a-ok already, and Baldwin the brat.

At least this BASTARD wants to see his kid, unlike BRITTNEY, he might be a son of a bitch, but he actually does want to see her face..I think Kim screws around alot with his visitation and of course , he can't handle it...

I'll say this in his defense even though I never liked any of the Baldwins much...Kim Basinger is a total bitch and if Alec wants to repremand his spoiled daughter, then he should be allowed to parent her. He isn't beating her, and the word pig is probably justified given that the girl has more money than you and me put together okay? My Dad's called me way worse for no reason, he still loves me and it's no big deal. Kids these days are so damn sensative and pathetic, and the celeb's kids deserve a good verbal lashing now and then. The girl should *want* to see her Father, she owes him respect regardless. I'm a female who wasn't damaged by strict parents, maybe because I'm not a little pussy. Kim and her daughter need to grow up. I too agree...snore...onto a real story please.

Public at LARGE: Sometimes I think your brain goes shopping.
Binky: You've got a point there. (Some days it's like I was out pubbing with FRIST or something - I'll shut up)

erm... whats the fuss about?? fathers have to fight for there rights to see there children... nowadays kids are ignorant and spoilt brats so imagine if your an 11 year old with millionaire parents!?... pathetic!!! parents are always pushed to there limits... especially a parent who can't do anything about it and the other parent is pushing all the buttons!! kids these days are waaaay to spoilt, they get away with it too.. yet again, leeving the parent to look like the fool!

Yeah i agree we should all molest our children, they're all little brats and we have to teach them!

I can understand Mr. Baldwins frustrations. If you've ever raised a teenager you know you tend to lose your cool with them when they act like spoiled inconsiderate brats. He was lashing out after being taken advantage of over and over again. Personally, I think her mother should have taught her to have a little more respect for her father, I mean just because they're not together anymore as a married couple, they do have a daughter to raise TOGETHER and both parents should support each other for the raising of the child. Personally, both father and daughter need to apologize to each other. Remember he wouldn't have lashed out if she had been more respectful and appreciative of her dad. I say he's not a bad dad, just a misunderstood one.

wow. just...wow. i can't believe i'm reading all these negative comments about the little girl. it scares the crap outta me that people like you are reproducing.

ya know, i don't give a flying fuck how bratty and spoiled she may be, no "adult" should EVER speak to a child that way. i can't imagine an 11-year old doing anything that would warrant this asshole to call her those names and insult her mother like that.

Binky- the reason people were't responding to your post-marathon last night is because they actually have something to do on a Friday night. Also, sorry to burst your bubble, but your posts aren't clever...assuming that was your intent.

#166- Why should she behave like a good kid if he doesn't behave like a good parent? Most likely smart-alec pencils in "parent time" into his busy schedule. None of us are informed enough to really comment on the dynamics of that dysfunctional bunch; however, smart-alecs uncertainty of her age and general indifference is somewhat telling.

183 - that's exactly the only thing that needs to be said.

He and his ex have let that little girl down in ways that easily overshadows anything she has done in her short 11 years of life. I would like to see if the libs in Hollywood take smart-alecs work away like they did with Imus. I dunno- it's a bit more severe than adult wommen being called nappy headed hos.

...i'm surprised he did'nt tell her she "will grow up to be a prince-sucking whore just like her mother"...

...fuck alec anyway...maybe his brother steven will talk a little "jesus" to him...

#185...

that's why hollywood sucks...those gut-less fuckers still look up to that kid-fucking roman polanski...

...maybe baldwin will take the brat to france for an overnight with "uncle roman"...

@185...while I do agree that Imus was railroaded. I'm curious as to why a supposed conservative disagrees with a parent disciplining his child. Should he have taken care not to wound her self-esteem? Ha? Should the government step in? What kinda pansy ass hippie "conservative" are you?

If your kid's acting like an ass you call him an ass or WHATEVER he/she/it needs to be called,and/or kick their ass. This why we have Lohans and clitneys fouling up our culture. Permissiveness and lack of discipline.

My name is Alex Baldwin.Oink,oink.

are you guys nuts!!! if my dad is going to talk to me this way live in the phone, why would i answer the damn call???? rather have it on voive mail to have an option to listen to it or not..aller..talk to the hand....

188-My political views are none of your concern, nor should they warrant your tripe attemt to discredit my views. I'm simply stating that Baldwin tore up his parenting card a long time ago with his self serving narcissistic attitude that runs rampant in hollywood. Once adults reproduce they have willingly taken on a role to nurture and teach by example. How can smart-alec demand respect if his parenting does not merit respect? Surely you must understand the simple concept of respect is given where it is deserved?. Even as a parent...it is not a birth right genius!

and yes... traditional values are the "only" way to raise a family in my book...conservative or whatever other label you want slap on it.

I wonder if you could just cruize along and cosign to whatever poison is injected into your life ...due to no fault of your own.

Hey douchebag, I DON'T GIVE A SHIT, about your political views YOU brought them forward when you called on "libs." Didn't you? YOU are the one who started labeling. Since you came into this public forum and now seem to be flip flopping on what you yourself started I'm gonna just go ahead and label you as a hypocrite who talks out of his ass.

Binky~I DID take your advice. I went shopping and bought the most beautiful, sexy, alluring white high heel shoes. They are so pretty I can't bring myself to shove one up Kim Basinger's ass so I won't. Anyway, I feel better than Alex does and I spent IrelandPig's allowance to buy them.

Big Poppa Smurf~what goes better with white high heels: tight blue jeans or a lacy white skirt???

White skirt and of course, no panties!

I think he has serious anger issues, but everyone knows that. You don't call your daughter a pig and threaten her just because you are pissed at the Mom. He talks to his daughter like she is his bitch ex-girlfriend. Dude needs to SEPARATE his issues.

Whoaw!!! calm down slim jim. First and foremost you mislabeled me as a him. I believe the correct way of saying it would be "a hypocrite who talk out HER ass". Secondly, if you didn't give a shit you wouldn't be reciting your dance card for all to see. Thirdly, your mindless drivel is unimpressive; therefore you are not credible to make a judgement on who is or isn't a hypocrite. Stop attacking me because in the game of wits you are unarmed.

I don't know if this is news to you but most humans know that Hollywood is predominantly liberal...I'm not breaking any new grounds with that statement.

"I am most saddened that this was released to the media because of what it does to a child." -- of course, I mean.. calling your 11 year old daughter a worthless pig, I mean.. no harm there! WOW.

Wait - wait...I gotta work this out on scrap paper...if Ireland is an "insensitive little pig" then (scratches feverishly) that would make daddy Alec...aha! "An insensitive big pig!" And that would make Basinger "an insensitive blonde sow!" And then the big bad Judge came and BLEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW them
all away...

I knew advanced calculus would come in handy!

He's probably freaking out on his daughter because his ex Kim B. is playing nasty games with him...But still he's the baddest of the baddest parent i could ever imagine.

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