Apr 19 2007Akon goes nuts

Who's Akon?

I'm sure the little ho' loved every second. NEXT!

#1, he's that high-pitched fucker who can't make his own music (see Eminem and Gwen Stefani).

WHAT THE FUCK?!?!!!!?!!!!!

That totally brings me back -- it was just like the bridge and tea partys at my grandmother's old nursing home, God rest her soul.

Ewwwww....he's disgusting. I'm sure that that girl didn't know what she was in for when she went up there. Ugh what a pig.

I saw that on national geographic once... I think its a tribal ritual, followed by the eating of beetle dung and the castrating of an elders goat. Who was holding his spear and watching his water buffalo while this took place... that is the real question. Don't blame the african youth, blame the tribal elders.

That was surreal.

ok so pretty sure that's the gayest thing i've ever seen. doesn't he call himself "convict" because he got caught stealing a car? GAY GAY GAY. also kind of looks like...he was lip synching there....hmmmm...... and dry fucking the shit out of some girl who was probably like "OMG I DID NOT COME UP HERE FOR THIS"

Dry humping - The #1 way to not get pregnant.

That reminds me of the porno I was watching yesterday...only add two more guys and everyone was naked.

I love how he has one of his handlers roll her off the stage when he's done.

What the fuck was that!?!?

He's so going to get his ass sued by that chicks mom. Oh my god.

and lets talk about double standards... Imus calls a ho a ho and gets crucified and this future felon molests an under age girl and he's idolized. Would love to hear Sharpton's review of this video. "uh, as a black man, uh, he is expressing his inner rage, uh, as he was perpetrated by da man, uh, and is therapeutically, uh, releasing his black culture, uh, through his artistic interpretation uh, of a fornification act of artistic importantce... because the white man has brought him down"

Dry humping a 14 year old. Hmmmm. Yep mommy isn't going to be pleased.

Nobody put a gun to her head ANYONE, who attends one of these thugfests deserves whatever they get. They are all trash, maybe our next psycho suicidal gunman should take a hint. THIS IS WHERE YOU NEED TO GO.

I can't speak still. I can't get my jaw out of my lap. WTF!!!

Guess he wants to get "locked up".

@14: LOL

Yeah this is pretty horrendous.

#17 - ditto! and not only WTF but WTbloodyF and OMG!!!!!!!!!

Can you say "lawsuit"? And I believe I heard his singing in the background. Talk about throwing your voice.

That's not Akon, that's Don Cheadle tweaking at a rap concert

OOH OOH AHH AHH

How do we really know that straw headed ho really is 14? Did R Kelly fuck her?

I am so disturbed, I watched it again. What the fuck is wrong with me??!!!!
Maybe it was that beer I had on my way into work this morning. Fuck, I need another one (twelve)

Sounds like she's screaming

Horse haired ho!

shes screaming for R. Kelly.

"Lookin' back on when I, was a little nappy headed boy.
When my only worry, was for Christmas what would be my toy..."

A little Stevie Wonder for y'all.

oh my lord. not too bad for the first few seconds but....she's gonna need therapy for the rest of her life.

So did Imus get in trouble for the nappy part or the ho part? I don't get it. People get too damn butthurt over little shit. Maybe this site has just desensitized me.

If Gwen catches wind of this she might have him thrown off her tour...

The Black community has so very much to be proud of.

I can see Al Sharpton running at light speed to rally around the 14 year old girl who was so shamelessly been humiliated........oh, wait, her humiliator was not white. Never mind, he doesnt care what happens to her.

Veggi - you are obligated to share your beers. I'm sorry, its the rules. (or Akon will hump you)

What makes this girl 14 years old? Why do we think that?

If that video is any indication, Akon looks like he'd be pretty bad in bed.

#14 - good comment!

dear sweet baby jesus would you losers stop trying to make political points in the comments here? i mean seriously, shut the fuck up already!

Will you idiots stop with the racist banter. How is this different from rock concerts where angry white men form circles to "play" fight and violently bump into one another?

I don't agree or disagree with what Akon did but hey its a music concert and the celebrites are there to entertain. Entertainment is strictly in the eye of the beholder and it obviously worked for him and that crowd.

Hey at least the little girl did not leave there with a black eye or a broken arm.

I didn't see anything remotely related to politics here. Racial issues yeah. Politics...um, no.

@37 -- It's called a Mosh Pit, and I'd love to get you in one.

haha fishstick. Ok! Ok! I'll share. Please, I don't want to be jackhammered!

lol @37. That "little girl" looks like she is having a blast.

Oh Christ, quit whining about racism. No one dropped the N bomb ffs. For the record, I hate that word and I don't think anybody should say it. Nigga is just as bad. I'm sick of black people crying racism over stupid petty shit. And I'm sick of white folks who bawl & squall about minorities when they have had no contact with anyone non-white. Go pick on Britney instead, she deserves it more!

@39 Thanks for the education. You will never see me in a "mosh pit" because

1. I have a brain;

2. I am very good looking and I like would like to preserve my looks; and

3. Unlike the rest of you in the "mosh pit" I tend to get laid on a regular basis thus minimizing my need to seek out other means of obtaining sexual gratification.

so number 37, you see nothing wrong with some possibily young girl being flung around probably against her will and humiliated for the purpose of Akon's sexual bravado? that's REAL entertainment. At least people in a mosh pit have a say in whether they get out. it's demeaning.

#14 thank you and #29, Stooge you are brillaint. I am a sad Imus fan.

Good, At-Law. go away. we don't like you

Well, la-de-da, miss too good for a mosh-pit.
I for one love slamdancing

What's with the dancing (public fucking with clothes on) updates? Hmm, Van Damme popping a boner with a Brazilian tranny or some chick who likes Acorn and attends his seemingly packed concert? I can't tell which is the better closing scene for my new movie set in a dystopian hellscape.

I didn't know that moshing was an alternative to obtaining sexual gratification. I've been missing out!!
At-Law, you missed #4: Extremely arrogant.

Jesus H. Christ, people! What does that whole radio commentator thing have to do with this tape? Why is everyone making SUCH a big deal about it anyhow?

Lol. This is good footage of mating rituals for the Discovery Channel.

#14 and #42: I agree completely.

Al Sharpton is an evil remorseless toad.

@43 -- Three lies in a row? You know that doesn't win you a prize, right? And boning sheep is technically NOT thesame thing... put the velcro gloves away you smart, handsome, fuck everthing that moves non-mosh pitter!

#45- Brillant, no. I am but a child of God almighty.

shut up about racism. The people who bring up racism are most likely the racist people.

enough said.

@44. Please read my post again. I stated that I don't agree or disagree with what Akon did. I am smart and I have been exposed to enough cultures to know that "entertainment" is a relative term. For some its dry-humping for others its mosh-pitting. Whatever works for you! As long as it is by your own volition.

Also you have no idea how old she is, and you have no clue as to whether or not she was being kept there against her will so stop jumping to conclusions. A good detective you are NOT!

disgusting.

i hope he gets served.

Mr. Lonely was just trying to make a new friend...

#54- Agreed.

This woulda been WAYYY funnier if that were Aiken, instead of Akon.

When will the human race stop judging one another based on color, and start judging each other according to their inability to handle money & fame and poor fashion choices??!

oh please at-law, you really think she was briefed before the show and signed a disclaimer that states 'at some point in the show you may be dry humped by Akon.' and then proceeded safe in the knowledge that she was about to be manhandled?

I know she might not have been underage, which is why I used the word possibly, no detective yourself, love.

I know if that was me and no matter how much of a fan I was (I don't know how anyone can be THAT much of a fan of Akon's) I'd still be so embarassed if that happened.

He's a pig, pretty much.

LMFAO@Aiken

I think this guy was on here:

www.adultsheepfinder.com

he needs to be locked up.
i mean he practically statutorily raped that girl!
what a sick fuck

Doesn't it always seem to be the truly intelligent and really good looking people that feel a need to come on to the superficial and post comments telling everyone how good looking and intelligent they are. Weird how that seems to be the case.

yes #65, that is odd.
Just like guys who always say they have big dicks, really have little pencils

i second #33 notion. and 14 is correct as well.

al sharpton is probably the single most hypocritcal individual EVER! well not ever, but close enough.

@65: Dude, I was thinking the same thing. At-Law is a douchebag.

@65 - I think it is listed in the MENSA manual: "Sure, YOU may know that you are smart and good looking and never use the moshpit as a form of sexual gratification, but logon to the Superficial to let them know too. Because they fucking care. They do."

"It's the African anteater mating ritual!!"

@59 - lmao

I thought in mosh pits, guys just threw each other around in a roughousing way.
I know it gets really violent sometimes, but its not supposed to be.
Being a girl, I don't go in them because I've been hurt before just standing on the side.
But guys aren't in there doing sexual stuff... right???

Hey At-Law: 1. You protest too much. The more you tell us you have a brain, the more we know you do not. Same goes with 'good looking' and 'get laid'. Remember that. 2. How in sweet jesus' hell can you not have an opinion? I don't care if you think Akon is the dope shit for carrying that girl around on stage like a baby koala, or if you think he's a child molester, but FFS, have an opinion. Relativism is bullshit. It's also a spineless way through an argument. "I don't agree or disagree with what Akon did"?? Bah! 3. Nice logname. Are you, like, an attorney or something? Wow. I bet you have your University sticker on the back of your car. Along with a vanity plate that says AMBLNCECHSR. I also bet the vanity plate goes well with your cheap ill fitting suit and comb-over.

For the record, I "disagree" with what Akon did.

Kill 'em all.

(I'm only saying what everybody's thinking.)

Sorry, but I just don't see any victims here those who go to see these beasts are nothing but enablers for this type of thuggery. Let's save our disgust for real victims. Are you REALLY going to defend the little ho' in this video? I bet she walks around like she a "thug/ skank/wigga/wannabe/chola."

What a surprise, yet another thread with a black person featured that turns into a race debate, people are pathetic.

Right on #42, some black people give others a bad name by using the race card any chance they get, like that jackass Al Sharpton. Equally so, some white people like to spout off ignorant shit and then hide behind the idea that if people get pissed off, they're just being 'too sensitive'. It's a crock of shit.

Man, this site used to be decent... what the fuck happened..

the niggers moved in, that's what

Holy fuck, when I read this I was expecting some suggestive dancing up against this girl not grabbing her and violently pounding her like some fucking horny dog on angel dust. GG Allin used to do this type of thing but with more class.

it looks like he could really be hurting her. what an asshole. that's not even close to dancing. its just creepy and disgusting.

WTF? mosh pits are gay?

the evolution of mosh pits is simple:
you're at a rockin' concert; you get into the music; you start flailing around your elbows a little, expressing yourself; other people are STANDING RIGHT NEXT to you (limited space dumbshits), and THEY are flailing around a bit too; you run into each other, over and over and fucking over again; then everyone realizes, let's stop goddamn elbowing each other accidentally, and do it with some purpose instead; form that circle and that's all there is to it

any idiot in this thread following the gay-train of thought, get into a mosh pit and off your ivory tower, (headliners with no front-seats), once you get out tell us how "gay" you felt (when you regain consciousness you woosie)

at the hard rock concerts i've attended, the dudes just hit each other in the circle and leave; the chicks always dressed hot as hell stand well outside the pit in the back (some hardcore ones join in too), after the encore there's plenty of shit to do in the parking lot; there's etiquette, don't raise the elbows too high, if someone trips get the fuck out of their way; shit like that

any time two or more guys interact now, it has to be some homosexual expression?
at what point does this fucking bullshit theorizing stop?

soldiers defending this country?? gay??

(nothing wrong with being gay..
nothing wrong with being straight either)

#59 lmfao
& how about if while Akon was dry-humping her, Aiken ran on stage and started doing the same thing to Akon? taste of medicine my friend

Did he use to be a stripper? I have only seen strippers molest women like that.

Wow, there's a lot more to moshing than I knew. After reading that descriptions, it sounds...gay.

lol @ 81!!!

All I know is...if that was my daughter(hopefully she'll never go to a thugfest!!) we would soooo be on our way to being rich! Cuz my poor baby would be "scarred for life" after all that being thrown around like a ragdoll business. *cha-ching* hehe

While all of you dipshits are sitting here saying how piggish and disgusting his actions were....did you not see the female subject already sitting spread eagle on the fucking stage with her hooker heels on???

I'm sure she saw him again later that night with a lot less clothing on.

WHo is Akon? That girl was into it. She had her legs wrapped around him like she was riding a bull.

Is that what goes on a Rap concerts? I guess I am missing out when I go to see the Who and the Stones

The bitch loved it and you know it. If she wants to hang out with him that's her problem,,but I'm sure there are lots of people in jail for this.

That was a whole sack of nasty.

he evolution of mosh pits is simple:
"...start flailing around your elbows a little, expressing yourself; other people are STANDING RIGHT NEXT to you (limited space dumbshits), and THEY are flailing around a bit too; you run into each other, over and over and fucking over again; then everyone realizes, let's stop goddamn elbowing each other accidentally, and do it with some purpose instead; form that circle and that's all there is to it

any idiot in this thread following the gay-train of thought, get into a mosh pit and off your ivory tower, (headliners with no front-seats), once you get out tell us how "gay" you felt (when you regain consciousness you woosie)"

Dude, sometimes it's best not to explain things, this sounds like a prison gangbang right up to the part when the person regains consciousness.

Just sayin'

Hey Sparkles: it's nice that you think this female is a slut and all, but don't you think, just maybe, that nobody gives a shit what you think about this girl whom you have never met? What gives you the right to conjecture about absolute stranger's morals and personal decisions, especially the moral implications of her high heels? While websites like PerezHilton.com and TheSuperficial.com may mock celebrities, they do not sit around and call bystanders extremely unfavorable names. So SHUT THE HELL UP. This thread was created to talk about AKON and his rather graphic entertainment tactics, not the girl who may or may not have been a willing participant.

@72. Thank you for your kind words. The fact that I do not have an opinion on what Akon did is not about being spineless, but actually based solely on the fact that I do not know what happened at the concert. What if the girl was not 14 but 24? What if she, god forbid, actually had a good time? What if the crowd was pleased with what went on? Do you get my drift?

I am not some self-righteous prick that gets offended by everything I don't agree with (except mosh pitting).

BTW I am a 3rd year law student. No I do not have my school's sticker on my car, because I do not have one. I live in DC and take the metro. I probably will not ambulance chase, because unlike when I first chose this name as a 1L, I don't think I will want to be a trial lawyer. Just wanted to give you some biographical info.

P.S. Yes I am good looking, but I am still looking for sheep to fuck. I have banged every ethinicity of woman out there and I am now onto animals. Your help will be greatly appreciated in this matter. MORON!

Nah, YOU Shut the FUCK UP she's the one who went up on stage to sweat it up with him. She even spread for him BITCH.

Aw yeah. My boy was just keeping it real. Know what I'm sayin'. Tha hoe wanted some ding dong...know what I'm sayin'...aw yeah. He shoulda peed all over da mutha f'in place too after he was dfone working ova that bitch...know what I'm sprayin'...umm I mean sayin'...Peace

#92,your a trip...I am still laughing...ding dong, that's funny...little education for you guys...14 is the new 25..hello...where ya been...they r pumpin out ho's faster than shit these days...14 sounds kinda fun...

#88 no, it doesn't. it really doesn't. young guys are angry, and punch each other. have you ever been in a fight

what the fuck is wrong with you people?
oh yeah no experiences just keyboards

#81 PrettyBaby, perfect example
"sounds" gay
get in the pit and elbowed in the face
walk out with a loose tooth and a bloody nose
it won't "sound" like anything then

theory bullshitter

now every time i'm driving in my car and hear this song... ugh.

who cares how old she is. 24 or 14, she's still a ho! more so if she's 14, at a concert and dressed like that.

Why the hell is it that when ONE person does something, their whole entire race get blamed? Akon is a bastard who needs to go back to whatever jail cell he crawled out of. Just because he's a jerk does not mean the whole black race is retarded, misogynistic, and prone to criminal behaviors! Just because Don Imus is an idiot does not mean every white person is rascist!And Al Sharpton and Jesse Jackson DO NOT represent the entire black race! And that girl if she is 14, had no damn business going to a concert unsupervised and walking out of the house dressed like that. Shame on her parents and on her too!

#14 lol, that could be an actual transcript of him; is it? HTF did that guy end up becoming the go-to-guy "leader"

btw at what point does a person take responsibility for himself/herself
the past of a woman does not give anyone permission to do anything, but does the present?
seems in this country now laws are supposed to protect us from ourselves, we don't choose and we don't leave people the fuck alone to do what they choose and suffer the consequences
that attitude used to be called marxism now maybe it's absolute morality
(yeah i know what the fuck am i talking about)

wow... if i was that girl

a) i would hold on for dear life

b) wish to god for the damn song to be over

So, maybe guys, Akon was havin' like a rough night wit da crowd eh? An' he be like, I gots tah spice things up, right? I don't think they all be diggin' my lip syncin' anywayz. So guy, here's what I do. I pick da sweetest little honey from da crowd eh, and I mack da juice outta her an she get up like she don't know what hit 'er. Akon hit smacked dat booty an' it waz GUUD.

Dudes, the reason Imus gets dragged into this item is simple: he got fired for a pretty lame remark that was supposedly so devastating to the basketball girls (none of whom had ever heard of Imus before) and black girls/women everywhere. If what he said was poisonous to young women of color, what the hell is this? Some kind of mega-poison?

I was mildly aroused, surprisingly.

Am I going to jail?

By the way, what if your sister/cousin was wearin' heels, tight jeanz, a fly top, an' make up? Would that be reason for Akon to decide to go on up and bang da juice outta her? Even if buddy waz jus fakin'? That's right guy. You wouldn't like dat. You'd be pissed as hell at that fucka and wanna give him a piece of yo mind.

And in the meantime, I'd be a fuckin' your sista, the one you call a ho cauze she be wearin' slutty heels, tight jeanz, and ho make up. That's right. I am one Hip Oh Kritt baby, yeah.

#89 - it's nice that you think "sparkles" needs to shut the fuck up and all, but don't you think, just maybe, that nobody gives a shit what you think about this person whom you have never met? What gives you the right to conjecture about absolute stranger's opinions? While websites like PerezHilton.com and TheSuperficial.com may mock celebrities, they do not sit around and tell people posting on their site to shut the hell up. So SHUT THE HELL UP. This thread was created to talk about AKON and his rather graphic entertainment tactics, not some commentor whose comments you don't agree with. (sound familiar? now I'm not saying there is a problem with bashing other people, I just think it's funny that you bashed someone for doing basically what you're doing to them)

#90 - Wow you sound like a dickhead! You must really think you're something special, don't you? Thing is, whether your really special or just making shit up, nobody on here really cares to hear about your BS ego.

#98 - I'm glad you know what the fuck you're talking about, because I don't think anyone else has any clue?!

Today just seems to be one of those days...

KNAPPY HEADED HO'S GONE WILD!!!!!!!!!!!

I bet Akon owns the complete RKelly collection....

What a fool.........

@77 GG Allin and the word "class" do not belong in the same sentence. The world may implode ... please be more careful next time.

I know this is a superficial website (hence the title), but some of you people really piss me off. She was THERE and she dressed like THAT, so she deserved it? Really? REALLY, really??? I hope that those of you that say these things are joking because otherwise that's truly frightening.

That video grosses me out.

I would tend to agree that he would likely not be stellar in bed.

He jerks and twitches like a rabid tree monkey with ticks.

#103: Thanks. That was exactly my point. And since this thread is obviously never going back to the point, Akon's graphic behavior, I guess we can continue to disuss the girl.

#104: I wasn't bashing anyone, and if you can point to any phrase where I spoke negatively about a particular person, I will leave off. I, for one, did not call anyone a slut, a whore, an idiot, or anything else. I was simply trying to convey the point that this was not posted for everyone to discuss a girl's outfit and how that automatically makes her a moral-less tramp.

Now, if Jessica Simpson wears tight jeans, a midriff-baring topic, and spike heels, does anyone call her a slut? Does anyone jump on her at a concert and dry hump her?

go #14!!!! you are so right!

the double standard is sickening! The entire week that Imus was being crucified for buying into a genre, where the fuck was Jesse and Al when in Naperville, IL, at Nequea Valley High School, a black teacher beat a black student for dating a white girl? Think I'm lying? Google it.

I have nothing against African American people. What I have a problem with is any member of any group that lets their own individual egos get in the way of what the group is really there for. Fuck this shit.

What's saddest of all is that the chick he was mock-banging likely felt somewhat of a celebrity afterwards.

Hey, if you wanna make this little ho' into your poster child for black hypocrisy be my guest. But the facts are: 1. she's there 2. she obviously enjoys this thug's music and lifestyle 3. she's dressed like she wants it.

Do you really want to portray her as a victim?

Imus--glad your old,ugly ass got fired...you meant every word you said,,your a man,,I am a white girl, and Imus is just like all those old bastards..woman hater...Glad your fired, but I think I lost some of my rights ,because of you....AMERICA,,,WE CAN TRASH ANYONE,,BIG FFF NNNN DEAL..

#108 - umm, you said that nobody gives a shit about what they think and told them to shut the hell up. I don't know about you and your definition of speaking negatively about someone, but I'm pretty sure that telling someone that nobody gives a shit about their opinion on this topic and then telling them to shut the hell up is pretty negative speaking. One might even say you were bashing them.

So does this mean you're going to leave off?

I'm at work so I'm not even going to venture clicking on this for fear of being fired. But I do recall on "Best Week Ever" they showed this sleazoid dry humping the f$%k out of the Tara Reid. Actually he did a gang dryhump (who knew that was even possible). It was him in the front and some loser in the back and they bounced Tara like a ping-pong ball. What's worse is she had the good sense to be disturbed. When a skank like Tara Reid gets weirded out by being humped by two pervs, you know there's a problem. Nasty bastard.

#14 "imus calls a ho a ho"

uhh...he called college student-athletes hoes for no reason. ugh, i'm not even gonna start with that, cuz you're an idiot.

but yeah, I dunno wtf akon thought he was doing. my favorite is how he just gets up and walks away as she lays there

"Now, if Jessica Simpson wears tight jeans, a midriff-baring topic, and spike heels, does anyone call her a slut? Does anyone jump on her at a concert and dry hump her"

Nettiquete rule #1 familiarize yourself first with a site then, think about opening your filthy piehole.

If you knew anything about this place you'd know Jessica S. is nothing but a filthy Papa Joe screwing whore.

littlefattycakes...dear heart, though his behavior may be deplorable, makes no difference because the participant is indeed willing...
Otherwise, it's just some nutjob running around shirtless thrusting the floor. Which subsequently, isn't as interesting because there's no protagonist.
Watch the beging of the clip, you see she's already there waiting for him. She then wraps her legs around him. From her actions in addition to her choice of attire, I can deduct that she indeed enjoyed that and the attention she recieved from the crowd. His actions are no more depraved than that of the insecure female, seeking attention with unimaginative revealing clothing and trying to validate herself with how well men respond to her looks. Basically, there are no victims in this...everyone was happy to oblige.

111-man, you're trippin. and i notice whenever a post involves black people, you're alarmingly critical and ignorant in everything you say.

1--she's there. yeah, so what, I might've gone too if I felt like buying tickets. So would a lot of suburban white kids. That doesn't make them "thugs" and waiting to get publicly dry humped

2--yeah, she enjoys his MUSIC. see how his lifestyle and sexual behaviors are not included in the word "music"?? Plenty of people enjoy songs just for the song's sake...not cuz they're standin up for everything the artist does in his personal life.

3--she's really not dressed any differently than every other girl I've seen going to a concert. hardly dressed like a slut.

chill the fuck out

What in the holy old hell has happened to this site? Jesus christ.

i'm pretty sure his music (and i use this term loosely because i've heard the shit this guy puts out & it's garbage) shouldn't be listened to by 14 year olds, if in fact she's 14. and if she is, then yes, she is dressed sluttily.

@118 what the fuck do you think this site is for?

And yeah, I'm sure "music" is the first thing that comes to mind with Akon and his ilk. And I know more "african americans" than you asshole. Figure it out.

#104 by my own comment i'm not sure whether i knew what i was talking about that was kind-of what i meant if you got what i meant

being at shit-fucking work i'll just assume the anger is boiling in me, and i just had an outburst without any real structure or meaning to it

thanks for pointing out i'm writing like a fucking idiot whitegold
every chance i get i'll return the favor

when exactly did you become this site's H. L. Mencken?

and btw why the hell do you have something against putting a little libertarianism into the superficial discussion?
beats the war-machine / welfare-machine paradigm any day

So, Barbado,

If yo mamma wuz 1) at a Dwight Yokam concert an' 2) waz wearin' a ten gallon hat wit dem purty little cowgurl boots an' 3) enjoyin' da western lifestyle, does dat mean I can dry hump yer trampy little mama, cuz man, she wuz askin' fer it. SQUEEEAAALL!

@124...did I tell her to go to a Yokam concert, her? That'd be her problem, I figure the music alone would be enough trauma.

That momma shit don't work on me son. She was a dirty whore.

Back when I was in the Stones (rather, back when I used to shoot heroin with Keith and drink backstage at all their shows), I dry humped a fourteen year old girl.

She still can't walk.

Aha. I rest my case.

And its 'Miss' to you, boy.

That was you, Jack?? All I wanted were a few autographs.... and for Mick to stick his tongue down my throat.

#116: Yes, I've been reading this site for about a year now, and I'm very familiar with how people interact here. I don't think that any of my comments have strayed out of the realm of "normal" or "commonplace" for Superfish.

And sure, people are certainly entitled to their own opinions, but I just have a difficult time understanding how any of you people can sit there and say, "She was dressed minimimally; therefore, she DESERVED to be humped." If she wanted to be up there, good for her, she got what she wanted. If she didn't want to be up there, that sucks for her and Akon shouldn't have done that. All I want to know is, if a random girl wears revealing clothes, does she deserve to be called a whore by hundreds of people who don't know her? (I know that people call celebrities sluts all the time for the way they dress, but celebrities know that's the way the media works--you become a celebrity and people criticize your every move.)

And hey, I can't really tell from the video if that girl wanted to be up there being humped or not, I'm just saying, who's to say? I think that StoneRose gets the point...

and people ask why I dont listen to this kind of music. this guy should get sued

Question: why don't you all try dressing like a 'slut'. You too, Barbados. Go out to the nearest corner, and wait for it...*honk* Ah. That's what you'll hear. Sweet approval. There's only one thing worse than being *honk*ed at, and that's not being *honk*ed at. There, secret of the universe revealed. Now go back home and pull on that same pair of grimy jogging pants and sweatshirt and hang out at the 'fish watering hole and spread the good cheer.

@126 oh are we in court? And I'll call you whatever I feel like calling you, you sound like a lesbo to me, so son is more than appropriate.

As for the rest of this argument, LOOK she was not dragged on stage, she got up there willingly. She was also dressed in a manner that can be interpreted as imitative of what what you see on the videos the these people put out. So I believe and it is MY FUCKING OPINION that she was a willing little skank. Not a victim. This is not about poor Imus getting fired(I actually listened and watched Imus EVERY day, there's a lot of people coming out of the woodwork that weren't even fans, I'm a fan of the man and his good works for children and veterans) or Jesse and Al's hypocrisy. It's about two people who don't even matter.
Those would be this Akon and his suburban little skank.

Oh, and I'm done with this thread lesbos, good luck with your next Lillith Fair or, whatever it is you do besides munching rug.

PS;You need to pick your causes better, this one's a loser.

WHY IS IT THAT EVERY TIME I TRY TO WATCH A "POSTED" VIDEO ON SUPER LATELY, IT'S "BEEN REMOVED?" WTF?

LAME!!!

Can someone provide a new link?

If anyone knows where I can go online to see this crap (other than YouTube obviously), I'd be much appreciative =)

Jesus fucking Christ, I'd sooner witness more Paris/LiLo/Britters crotch shots than that.

This guy is as talentless and deluded as they come - even by the standards within the rap community, and that can't be easy. He is also absolutely EVERYWHERE, with his relentless nasal whine about women and life in the ghetto and general crap.

Fuck, I'd forgotten how much I hate this guy.

#14, #52 you both are super hot and genuine. Barbado Slim you ignorant slut. Were you never 14 with a 14 year old's judgement? Maybe you never even got that far apparently. You never sneaked out of the house at 14, and of course you have never been taken unfair advantage of by anyone (except Wally, who is brilliant so we adore him when he takes adavantage). BTW, Barbado Slim, are you wearing penny loafers with a mumu again? I told you that didn't match....

Hahaha. Lesbo? Is that what you called yo mamma? That's right, I've got bigger shitheads to fry than you. Good luck with the next beer can you crush on your cro-magnon skull, you moron. Men everywhere cringe in shame to be associated with your gender, if in fact you are a 'man', homo.

Akon should be a registered sex offender. And then somebody should let their ill-mannered German Shepard hump his leg.

I think we're losing sight of the real issue hee, which is that there are people in that audience seemingly watching an Akon concert of their own free will. Most of them paid for this using actual money. Let's let that register for a moment.

And how bad is it when you produce noise pollution like Akon's, ha, "music" and you can't even reproduce that level of suckiness on stage and need a backing tack?

AKON IS A FUCKING ASSHOLE

#1. He is a felon who has spent 5 years in jail
#2. He was a drug Dealer
#3. He owns a conflict diamond mine
#4. He is a Polygamist and has three wives

He is a greedy filthy piece of shit. I lived in Africa for years and the worst treatment of the impoverished people there was not the discusting racist whites( which was bad enough) but the worst treatmnent was from rich black who treat the poor like their slaves and use them like dogs to increase their wealth. Akon is a prime example. He is filth. Now you can add pedophile to his impressive list.

*a total of 5 years
*black

*rich blacks who treat the poor like their slaves

Can't make any spelling mistakes because some poindexter with a lap pinky or some Rosie O'Fatty will come and corect me and I can't stand that shit.

Pedophiles always stick up for other pedophiles. I'm sure many grown adult men on this website did the same thing to a fourteen year old girl last week. See you on 20/20 with your pants around you ankles, you know who you are fuckers.

#143

They will come and "correct" you, I think you meant.

It took me awhile because I had my pants around my ankles.

-- Poindexter

PS:

SHE'S 14 YEARS

HER DADDY IS A PASTOR

SHE HAD SEX WITH HIM AFTER THE SHOW

HER 'WEBSITE' IS : deevybaby.hi5.com

SHE CRIED ALL DAY IN SCHOOL ON MONDAY WHEN THE BOYS STARTED SINGING SMACK THAT, WHENEVER SHE CAME OUTSIDE.

Just a quick pop-in to give you a link to your victim, turns out she's not even white so you can stop giving a fuck now.

Anyway here's your victim slash slut.(scroll down)

http://triniscene.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=3889&start=15

Oh yeah, it must've been horrible...

I saw this one already and this guy Akon is gross. I'm so sure that girl could do anything to stop that. That is so embarassing.

#101 oh yeah those basketball girls were so devastated by being called a name by some stupid ugly old guy who is not even in sports but they call each other that all the time. Even in high school teams call each other worse names than that and it is not devastating. Maybe you would be devastated if Clay Aiken called you a name.

If she's 14, he's a pedophile plain and simple. That's the way the law works fuckers. She could be wearing nothing and come on to you but if she's 14 and you're a 25 year old mentally retarded, pathetic, uneducated loser douchebag it's not leagal. Yep that bitch Akon is fucking 25 years old just like Britney Fucking Spears and if you've heard his unintelligent ass speak he's about as fucking smart as her too. What a little fucking sissy, I bet he cried in jail just like Jo Francis. He obviously has the mental capacity of a hamster. No amount of fame and money will ever turn a worthless brainless turd into something that matters, he's a waste of skin and I bet his parents think so too. His songs scream MY DADDY DIDN'T LOVE ME or maybe MY DADDY LOVED ME TOO MUCH... you POINDEXTERS know what that means don't ya fat bitches.

@149...hey asshole, is she wearing her fucking birth certificate on her forehead. She's dressed like an adult and I'm pretty sure she's not supposed to FUCKING EVEN BE THERE. That's my point that's supposed to be for adults.

And lastly this dude's "music" even comes with parental warnings. Why are her parents allowing her to even be there? to even listen to any of his crap? There's no excuse, LOCK UP YOUR FUCKING KIDS. Little missy here was supposed to be studiying at home not whoring herself out to this dirtbag.
Once again, parents of the new generation *clap* *clap* *clap*

nice job!

Ubfortunately girls do not wear there birth certificates on their forheads, which makes it kind of hard for guys like this to obey the law (something he's obviously had a lot of trouble doing in the past too). I never said her behaviour was acceptable and her parents are obviously doing a bang up job, just like Lohan's Mom and the horrible Hitlon's and countless others that are clearly raising the sluttiest, whoriest generation EVER.

When you're famous or capable of getting some you've got to watch yourself.

Plus any guy who has to try that hard to show how manly he is is one of two thing:

#1. A GIANT CLOSETED GAY MAN
or #2.A MAN WHO GOT FUCKED IN THE ASS ... A LOT.

I'm gonna guess in his case it was #2, In jail and by Daddy.

*unfortunately
*foreheads
*behavior

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IDw8F3x9pxA

*their

At least I can spell convicted and my real name which is untrue for Asskon who had to shorten his real sentence... I mean name, which is Aliaune Damala Bouga Time Puru Nacka Locku Lu Lu Lu Badara Akon Thiam. No joke.

Most thug rappers are closet homos, and as for the sad state of todays generation I give you her page as an example:

http://www.hi5.com/friend/displayProfile.do?userid=36687791

why any parent allows shit like this is beyond me, enjoy.

Don't forget to enjoy her music selections which include the kid's all time classic:

"More punanny"

Thank you for the entertainment. Her spelling is incredible!

Also she lists her favorite quote as; "what goes around comes around!!! dont hate the playa hate d game!!! level"

Now that is fucking priceless.

Too bad she will only understand the irony of those words when she is a miserable drunken cougar with boobs down to her knees and with 30 bastard children to care for all by herself.

By then Akon should be back in jail or dead. Life is funny.

Well well,

Thanks superficial for making me aware of this. More information on this is becoming available. The girl is confirmed to be 14 years old and the daughter of a pastor in Trinidad. The public is outraged, and rightly so. If anyone is interested in following up on this, and also wanting to actually see the video, check it out at: http://www.ttgapers.com/Article1704.html

Take care.

ttgapers

Konvict
Music
I wanna fuck you

And with that, I think most people can figure out what kinds of fans this music attracts. If kids are listening to this, their parents are doing a piss-poor job.
If people are of age and choose to enjoy that music, when they go to concerts they are leaving themselves open to the kind of environment where lots of shit goes down and women can be objectified. That girl might have wanted to go onstage with Akon; she might have wanted to dance with him; but she got humped on too fast to object. That was no Ron Jeremy autograph. That said, I bet there were girls in the audience who envied her, but they're mostly stupid sheep who think they should objectify themselves. And also their taste lays in their asses because the guy can obviously not perform live and needs a fucking track, and he's a coattail rider, and look who his hosts are - the milkiest of the magnesias. And from the looks of his sorry assing he doesn't seem to be much of a performer in that dept. either.
If she is 14 she shouldn't be there, maybe the tape stopped before her dad in the audience jumped onstage and thumped Akorn. It's a shame these guys think they can just do that to chicks, it's a shame chicks put themselves out there like that to be done to. People need to just value themselves a bit, fuck.

TY 154 for the site =)

Um.. I didn't see her fighting him at all. In fact, was that her squealing with delight as he pounded her pubis? I mean, he's a disgusting pervert, but what is a 14-yr-old doing at a concert wearing that outfit and letting a grown man hump her on stage? Where was her "preacher" father? Does he have no idea who's concert his 14-yr-old was going to dressed like a street whore?

This is why 14-yr-olds have PARENTS. Their judgment sucks donkey balls.

Her pastor father and the public are outraged.
I'd be pretty outraged too the day I found out I was a horrible, out of touch, useless parent or that my pastor was raising a skank.Pastors seem to have the most screwed up kids. It must be all that Holy pretension backfiring.

Well at least it's Karma time for Akon.

SO judging by her clothing (or lack there of) in all her pictures on her fancy My space page she is clearly a spoilt rich kid. Religion is such a lucrative business, when you are selling the invisible product the sky is the limit(pun intended).Just like that hour of power jerkoff whose daughter (one of them) was on Laguna Beach (the real OC).

So this girl says she has no job because she lives off "Papiiii", yeah that's called being a CHILD.

What an awesome world we are living in where crappy parents, gigantic asshole perverts and sluttiness are a global trend.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IDw8F3x9pxA

Send him back to jail. If he does this in front of people, god knows what he is doing when the cameras aren't on.

I would lock him up solely based on his awful singing.

Last thing.

I GUARANTEE that that 14 year old is feeling absolutely miserable right now. That's the thing about being a kid, especially these days; you don't know what you want. Most adults don't even know what they want. Even if you can fill out the slutty big girl clothes and people treat you like one this girl is just a kid and despite the whole "image" what she probably wants most of all is to be some guys Cinderella but these days the media is only selling Sluterella and most girls don't understand the difference between respect and attention. Today's typical parent is too damn busy and absentee to know what the hell is going on because their work is more important than their JOB of being a parent. I have seen this song and dance over and over again. When I was her age I was watching The little Mermaid and eating candy (which is also what I did yesterday hmmmm).Anyway, it's a shit world but parents know that going in to parenthood so there is no excuse.

I honestly hope her family takes this LESSON and learns from it, because I don't think Akon will learn a thing.

Perhaps this post was a little too soft for the Superficial but that's too fucking bad. I vented and said what I had to say. This world is a mess.

My question is, how did she survive that?! Being freaky is one thing, but that was like getting whipped around on a bull and getting pounded by a jackhammer. What a ho, where's Imus for this one? Maybe this will teach her that if you dress like a ho, you get treated like a ho. Get enough attention now??

imsosmrt calm down dude, some say 14 is the new 25. Just don't get caught fucking the bitch.

"we are talking about 3 to 5" here. - little miss sunshine.

-ahnela

she enjoyed all the way down baby !!

Oh you can get caught, in fact you can tape that shit and sent it to Utube, if you're a famous millionaire.

Most 25 year olds are mentally 14... at least Akon is, well make that 4, a really horny 4 year old because I don't think the boy can spell or count to fourteen.

Oh I'm good and calm because I don't have to live my life looking over my shoulder for the hidden 20/20 camera.

Sux for people who can only get laid by breaking the law.
Hookers, underagers or rape; the way douchebags have sex. They all get caught someday...

That's exactly the kind of attention that "little" groupie was looking for when she chose to wear those two strings "covering" her chest..

To all you theorizing pedants dissecting the morals (or lack thereof) of this "story":

After witnessing this, there is no way you cannot come to the logical conclusion that even an ant farm's inhabitants exhibit more intelligence, class, and self-respect than do this stinky monkey and his somewhat compliant ragdoll prop.

My wrap-up? The world is going to hell in a handbasket and the INSECTS ARE SET TO RULE THE PLANET in 2015!!! (directly after the big ol' guy up there pulls the plug).

#145--there's your answer..HER DAD IS A PASTOR...all preachers kids are wild as hell. Any chance they get,, they'll do anything and everything with anyone.THEIR BORED OF ALL THAT RELIGION!!

Get this.

The girl won a dancce competition before hand and was told that the prize would be a trip to Africa. After the on-stage pounding she was told that Akon was "Africa" and that she had already gotten her trip. LOL WOW.

As far as ppl wondering what a 14 year old is doing in a night club....
I am from Trinidad (the country this took place in) and there is no minimum drinking age there and there is usually no club entry age either. The only requirement to get into most night clubs in Trinidad is that you have to at least be in high school (i am guessing there). At 14 you are 2 years away from graduating high school there, and that is the age when most kids start going to clubs.

Wow, that's the normal thing for 14 year olds to do in Trinidad? Thank God for the AIDS epidemic!!!

The girl's name is apparently Deena Alleyne.

#121. I figured it out. You work at a pawn shop.

#173.......What?

It's a normal thing for 14 year olds to go to clubs in Trinidad.....not to have sex, nor to act like a banshee onstage with an ex con.

What the hell are you talking about?

There are some people out there who just should not speak..........you are one of them.

All the pervs want to blame the girl. This post was probably like a Christmas present to them and they will spend weekend wrapped in their come stained sheets chanting "she begged me, she begged me". That Barbado guy probably blames Polly Klaus - she was in pyjamas, after all.

No, I don't. I also don't make generalizations like you. Neither do I make willing participants into victims.

This was no Polly Klaus.

177. I understand what you’re saying as I made a similar comment @149.

However not to speak for Mr. Slim but if you read his further comments you'll see that's not true at all.

GOOD JOB, WALLY! #176 SAID IT BEST. You should not speak ... ESPECIALLY USING OTHER PEOPLES' TYPEKEY DISPLAY NAMES!

In the words of Edna (who is probably also you in another personality): REPORTED!

People, most of the crap that you've seen posted under my screen name over the past 4 days is the site's resident troll. He's now targeted me like so many others before me - those who used to make this site a grand place to chat. The troll right now is easy to spot - he'll post some crap that is designed to incite anger, like "Kill 'em all." or "the niggers moved in" or countless other statements that make absolutely no sense. Eventually this troll will spam so much under my name that my real personality will be lost forever. Next step for him will be to put "Twatwaffle" in every post he makes under my name.

I'll defend myself to the death against this rat bastard with no life troll. All you people need to do to help is NOT RESPOND to his absurdity. My real posts crack on either the subject of the article or the author of the site. Anything else relating to "my gayness", "my racism", or "my transvestite adventures" are bogus. Just like the life of the troll - bogus.

To the regulars on the site, remember me after I've gone the way of AFJ, jrz, richport, p0nk. Remember me the way I was, not the way the troll made me out to be.

Walrus Loves The Cock!

Please shut the fuck up all you PRUDE girls. A girl who is "14" would love even seeing Akon. She doesnt care if she got humped. She liked it. Her parents might not have. And a girl who looked like that at "14" is called a ho. She looked very skanky and was treated as such!!!!!!!!

Haha, the video is removed due to a copyright claim by Universal Music Group.

http://www.dailymotion.com/relevance/search/Akon%2BHump/video/x1r7h5_singer-akon-dry-humps-14-year-old

http://www.hollywoodgrind.com/?p=5355

for #134,#135.you can see the video here.

this girl looked for what happened to her! she was there, all ready and waiting for akon to dry-hump her. shameful shameful little girl!
disgrace to Trinidad and women on the whole. As for Akon? What a sick fuck. he should be fined for that behaviour! reguardless if the girl was underaged or not, he should not have behaved like that!

PKs are always wild.

Her parents probably had no clue where she was. She probably told them she was at her friend Ginny's overnight, and every time they called to check up, Ginny said she was in the bathroom or asleep.

So they may not suck as parents...she may be just a normal teenager rebelling and suchlike, and they just fell for shit parents fall for--though usually only once.

I was prepared to say she made the decision to get up on the stage and should deal, but if that stuff is true about him lying and telling her she won a trip, then he is a bastard and needs an asskicking.

It's one thing for a teen to do something stupid and have to deal with the consequences--it goes with the territory--but for him to use a lie to get her up there is bullshit, and I doubt in that case she knew he was going to try to blast through her pants.

UPDATE:

DANAH LEANDRA ALLEYNE APPEARED ON TV TONIGHT TO APOLOGIZE TO THE NATION FOR HER 'LEWD' ACT. ALL THE WHILE SHE WAS SAYING SORRY WITH A SMIRK ON HER FACE. SHE SAID THAT THIS INCIDENT HAS MADE HER A STRONGER PERSON AND THAT SHE WILL NOW JOIN THE CHURCH DANCE GROUP....

WHAT A FAT LAUGH.LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

but she did look cute saying it though....

ps: #184, her father (the pastor) drives her to the parties that she attends, for your information. He said that he likes to give his children "freedom of choice"....so he does have a part to play in all of this....

he drove her to Zen that night, saw her outfit and gave her the $400 dollars for the ticket.... He admitted it on the news and said that all his daughters dress in that manner. He also mentioned that he does not punish his children but instead encourages them to make their own decisions

In that case...

They do suck as parents, and deserve an asskicking as well. And he sounds like another Joe Simpson.

Thank you for the update.

first. As a Bajan Living in Trindad I go to ZEN and this was one of those things that got totally out of hand. Many things came about that got this girl on stage. Heckeling from the crown about her to simple peerpressure. Akon is totally out of place and a legal stance should be taken against him. this went way WAY out of hand

Akon is a dirty dog, but who doesn't know that? Hopefully , he's not like my mommie(brittney spears)..she won't never come home and change my poopy pants....i hate her gut....,,i mean , i hate her bald head...

PREACHERS KIDS ARE THE WORST IN THE WORLD,,LET'S FACE IT.....DO U BLAME AKON FOR HER BEING A SLUT FROM HELL? OF COURSE U DO,, EVERYONE KNOWS HE'S A STUPID MAN WITH A HARDON FOR WHATEVER NO MATTER WHO IT IS....NOTHING NEW...

I was goin to post another link for anyone who missed it but I see someone has already provided noe.

HAHA@them trying to get rid of the evidence.. no chance.

euuughhh.

i kno that girl she's from trinidad plus she's been all over the news,her father's a pastor!!!!!!!!!and her brother is sum othr important man in trinidad

check out: deevy-baby.hi5.com

you will not be disappointed, trust me...SHE UPDATED HER SITE,AND IT'S HOT

In response to those discussing mosh pits, at-law in particular. I'm pretty sure that no one who dances in pits does so because of some viable means of sexual gratification. It's mostly about proving that they are "tuff" or "hardcore", which I guess in some sick depraved way could cause some sexual gratification. More or less my point is that those people are no different than Mr. Akon here. Their self-centered and sex obsessed, womanizers.

Has Everyone seen the video of Akon throwing some kid straight of the stage for hitting him with a bottle? (which might of been an accident).

If you haven't seen it check it out here
http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1762444

eww shut up, it was her own fault, she seemed to enjoy it pretty much!! she couldve never gone up there, if its such a big problem, hes not even hurting her or anything, omg!!! that.. omg!!
akon is the best<3<3

eww shut up, it was her own fault, she seemed to enjoy it pretty much!! she couldve never gone up there, if its such a big problem, hes not even hurting her or anything, omg!!! that.. omg!!
akon is the best<3<3