Mar 14 2007Tori Spelling probably won't be fat anymore

Tori Spelling and Dean McDermott gave birth to a baby boy in Los Angeles yesterday and named him Liam Aaron McDermott. And in case you care (which you don't) Tori has been reconciling with her estranged mother Candy, and she visited Tori in the hospital after not talking to her for over a year.
I just hope this doesn't mean we won't be seeing Tori Spelling looking like this anymore. I don't think my heart could take the shock of seeing somebody so stunning have their beauty stripped away from them like that.

Reader Comments
1. MsMonipenni - March 14, 2007 4:18 AM
FIRST!
and does anyone really care?
2. elizabeththewellread - March 14, 2007 4:21 AM
Did any of you see that blue dress she wore to the opening of their B&B? MOOooooooo
I mean, I want to cut her some pregnancy slack, but when she goes around dressed like that, I just can't. Congrats on a healthy kid, though.
3. herb3 - March 14, 2007 4:27 AM
Beauty to begin with?
4. Zeebrat - March 14, 2007 4:29 AM
Eh I wish her the best. So Notorious was hilarious while it lasted. Now its like 10 bucks on amazon for the entire series lol.
5. pancakes - March 14, 2007 4:35 AM
how somebody impregnated her in the first place is a mystery..
6. herb3 - March 14, 2007 4:44 AM
Whale+Cow= Tori Spelling
7. ch474 - March 14, 2007 4:51 AM
Poor kid, growing up on a diet of force-fed silicone.
8. connie2331 - March 14, 2007 5:01 AM
she can't act, she's ugly, she has not had a major roll in who knows how long, and she reminds me of a pig when i look at her face! tori spelling you disgust me! death to all tori spelling content forever! she makes me sick! after seeing her on here i long for more news about shitney queers or firecrotch! (but not paris hillbilly hilton) please try to limit any tori content to maybe once every couple of years if you can. i can't believe tori spelling is allowed to roam the streets without a leash, and a proper license.
9. connie2331 - March 14, 2007 5:11 AM
she is so disgusting i had to post twice. look at that rats nest she calls hair! she has two carry outs, after the picture was taken she probably stopped off at five other food places. tori, please go back and hide in your trailer and try not to come out. that's what husband's are for dear, send him out for all your food cravings. put him to good use, and don't fuck up and get divorced so we don't have to read any more about your sorry sick ass on here ever again!
10. grits2005 - March 14, 2007 5:12 AM
herb3 that was sarcasm in teh article, guess u missed that lol, and wow there are some very unhappy folks on this site. to make such hateful remarks about a chick u dont even know well damn can you say "not happy with your own sad life" lmao. i agree she is ugly but saying he shes ugly is enough i think, after all she owns a mirror im sure she knows shes ugly without all the other insults.
11. connie2331 - March 14, 2007 5:19 AM
my whole freakin day is ruined after seeing this piece of shit on my new found favorite site. she is such a disgusting piece of shit! who would want to stick their bone in this pig?
12. Richie Rich - March 14, 2007 5:21 AM
She's not THAT fug. She doesn't scare small children and make people vomit. I've certainly seen worse at fast food places.
13. RichPort - March 14, 2007 5:27 AM
She is the pink elephant in this room, only not as charming or interesting. The kid better hope he gets sold 'accidentally' at her next garage sale. It's his only hope.
"Excuse me, how much for the spawn of Satan here..... it says $3.75, but I could swear they went for less than that? Oh, ok, $3.50? Sold. I'll take those used paper plates and that Hibachi too....."
14. TashaVin` - March 14, 2007 5:42 AM
What exactly is wrong with her hair? I mean seriously, I think it looks just fine. And SHES PREGNANT stupidass, thats why shes fat... (we was, at this point)Before pregnant, the only thing pooching out on her was her eyes. oh and about the food.... Its nice that you assume it's all for her...and maybe it is, maybe she had two different left-overs and didnt want to put them together and have slop later. Don't be stupid when you post, just to get people to "like you" you aren't one of them, and you're bad at 'dissin' so get over it. You failed miserably.
15. connie2331 - March 14, 2007 5:56 AM
@14 sorry your such a HUGE tori spelling fan. your a pig too if you think her hair is even the slightest bit o.k. and by the way, i don't dis or whatever nig slang your trash vocabulary is calling it. bottom line....tori is a fat, ugly, stinky, no good, piece of trash.
16. TashaVin` - March 14, 2007 6:02 AM
You know her?! Wow, I wouldn't think someone as posh as you would socialize at any point with such "Trash." It's wonderful that you now attempt to take your frustrations out on me! Sorry you didn't get laid last night. Pity for you. and did you just say "Nig Slang" are you attempting to present racial slurs to me? This is hilarious. It's silly, really, for you to go on like that, and to make attempts at pissing someone off on line. Even more hilarious. Sort of like the special olympics, connie, even if you do win, you're still a retard.
17. connie2331 - March 14, 2007 6:15 AM
@16 you must be tori spelling! you defend her like you are. tori....you piece of shit (with terrible looking hair) you can't act, and now your mother of all people stole all your inheritence. you poor piece of shit! it figures you would come on here with an alias of TashaVin and try to defend your trailer trash self like this, but now i have said what i always felt about you and that's that scum like you does not belong on television. (with your terrible looking hair) and if you like nigs so much why don't you marry one. or as they do it in hollywood, just have an affair with one. (if a nig would even have your sorry looking ass.
18. hotguy - March 14, 2007 6:21 AM
THERE WILL ALWAYS BE ONE SIGNIFICANT TORI, AND THAT IS TORI AMOS, AMEN. With that said, off to go wash my cat.
19. Fifth Stooge - March 14, 2007 6:27 AM
Did she give birth to a boy or a pony?
20. IFuckingHateYou - March 14, 2007 6:28 AM
Quit putting pictures of Mr. Ed on this website.
That's the ugliest horse-faced cunt that's been on here.
21. NipsyHustle - March 14, 2007 6:35 AM
#19
she gave birth to a male pony. how convenient that she's reconciling now that she has the baby. i guess she ran out of shit to sell on ebay to support her KFC habit and her deadbeat talentless hen-pecked husband.
22. RichPort - March 14, 2007 6:50 AM
@15 & 15 -- I love it when chicks argue. I especially love it when they pull each other's hair and, like hockey players, try to take off each other's shirts so their opponent spends more time covering their tits that protecting their face from cat scratches. I agree with whoever called Tori Spelling an ugly fucking cow unable to be helped by corrective surgery. Oh wait, that was me.
23. BarbadoSlim - March 14, 2007 7:00 AM
Good for you Donna, now take your ugly ass, your little shitspawn and your gold-digging manwhore and get the fuck out of our faces.
ASAP
PS, Superfishdoode's comments are teh suck.
24. shanonorato - March 14, 2007 7:12 AM
i sincerely hope that the last sentence on that post is sarcasm!
25. BarbadoSlim - March 14, 2007 7:15 AM
No it isn't sarcasm, I don't know who's doing comment duty here these last two weeks but he/she should be working on on TMZ or that shitty Janet Charlton site.
go to Yeeeah to see how it USED to be done.
26. k naz - March 14, 2007 7:26 AM
if you are mad about shitty comments look at what there is to comment about. its all bullshit. like who wants to fuck with a pregnant woman-i know shes ugly but no woman is near her prime when she gains like 100 pounds ok? and secondly, be the change you want to see, meaning-if you want good comments you should make some too! and if you can't find it in you-THATS BECAUSE NO ONE ELSE CAN EITHER. IS THIS WEBSITE YOUR LIFE?
27. Fifth Stooge - March 14, 2007 7:28 AM
Are those chocolate cookies in her hoof?
28. schack - March 14, 2007 7:35 AM
my thoughts exactly, stooge...
should she be double-fisting chocolate cake or cookies?
26- if this website were my life, my life would be a really soothing shade of lavender.
29. schack - March 14, 2007 7:43 AM
hotguy- your kitty's fur has valuable vitamin D in it, which kitty is supposed to lick off herself. there are also natural oils that condition the hair shaft and skin, which shouldn't be stripped away on a daily basis. be sensitive to kitty's needs. she gives you so much. don't you think it's time you gave back?
30. TashaVin` - March 14, 2007 7:45 AM
My question is why hasn't Xtina's pregnancy been plastered all over Superfish...
31. schack - March 14, 2007 7:51 AM
i think the real superfish is bound and gagged in a basement somewhere.
i wonder if silicone is bad for sucklings? microscopic amounts always leak out, and i know it's in sand, but i still wonder.
32. BarbadoSlim - March 14, 2007 8:19 AM
@26....err...who the fuck are you?
STFU
33. connie2331 - March 14, 2007 8:28 AM
IT ALL STARTED BECAUSE OF TORI!! she is the cause of shitty postings, people arguing with each other on this site, and just bad all around karma. tori is a fat, ugly, trailer tramp, dead in bed, bad actress! (not to mention her hair looks like shit)
34. schack - March 14, 2007 8:45 AM
actually, she was pretty good in "House of Yes"
35. EvilEm - March 14, 2007 8:54 AM
Fat or thin Tori Spelling will always be down right homely!!!
36. DrunkBlogger - March 14, 2007 9:02 AM
Congratulations.
-Perez Hyatt
37. RichPort - March 14, 2007 9:13 AM
And while you people argue, Tori gets to shove two plastic comtainers full of brownies in her mouth at once. Nice.
38. schack - March 14, 2007 9:16 AM
That's one chick you don't want screaming "GET IN MY BELLY"............
39. imran karim - March 14, 2007 10:01 AM
is this a recent picture? i don't think she'll be losing the baby weight if she always eats 2 slices of cake
40. jrzmommy♠ - March 14, 2007 10:21 AM
While she's in there can someone fix her fucked up schnoz?
41. illissa - September 28, 2007 9:34 PM
To: Connie2331.
I feel so disgusted for you, you obviously have a terrible life, your taking your anger out on someone and all it looks like is JEALOUSY. So if i were you i'd shut-up because your only showing us how obsessed you are with her. Do you have NOTHING better to do.. i wonder how you look like?? Your probably just as fat and ugly and are taking your anger out on someone who's pregnant!! hello are mentally retarded, your supposed to gain weight! So like i said, your just showing jealousy. what else could it be? you don't know her, she hasn't personally done anything to you... can u grow up, get a life and stop being soo negative! This is my first time visiting this page and probably my last, so you can write whatever you want about me. Thanks =)
42. Bagel Slinger - January 7, 2009 12:50 PM
What must be realized is that Tori Spelling's ass crack would smell like a blend of rotten parmesan cheese and 10 day old road kill.
43. Aimee N - April 25, 2009 1:19 AM
For the longest time EVER I thought Tori Spelling was a famous Transvestite...