Mar 21 2007Tom Cruise is still insane

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TCLTC!

creepy

poor poor Joey Potter.

A triceratop joke? Did you just watch Jurassic Park?

I always have some ideas:) So you really want some chicken?

Tom Snooze is officialy the Antichrist.

Tom is an asshole. I will not pay a dime to see one of his movies. How long before Kattie dumps him????

The baby looks half Filipino.

The rep might as well have said "Tom's not gay" or "Tom's a great actor"

Look you guys... Tom knows much more about weblogs than you do. He has read many books on the subject, and as an OTIII, he has come to embrace the stone cold fact that "There is no weblog, it is just an image implanted in your memory to make you believe they exist"!

Hail Xenu!

For all I care, TC, Kate, Posh, Becks, all of 'em can eat shit and die horribly. Suri is cute and all, but as the spawn of Cruise, probably also should be put down for the good of mankind. I used feel sympathy for Katie, but she buttered her bread, so now she has to sleep in it. Or whatever.

Nice basketball. Like he's even tall enough to play. I wonder if katie puts him on her shoulders so he can dunk the ball like the "big boys"?

hahahah! Is that Phoebe's baby?

and J, you only have 3 minutes to find me. That's when I go to lunch..... and bring your ideas!

I am looking and I have lots of ideas

I'm waiting for the post-divorce tell all book by katie holmes, where she talks about all the ass fucking and the late night naked forest dances and the hooded gang bang that resulted in little suri, until then, I don't really care.

I am with you Namesless

@16 - I assume by "all the ass fucking and the late night naked forest dances and the hooded gang bang" you mean a gleeful Tom getting hammered in the ass by a troop of African mandrills.

it's nice that they both carry along intellectually compatible companions with them. kinda like His & Hers luggage.

I can't wait to hear about all the conversations with the aliens.

Becks is probably sick of TC being on his back all the time too.

"Victoria is an old-fashioned British woman"?? Gimme a break....British, yes, old-fashioned? You mean as in tranny-anorexic-ridiculous-silicone-breasts old fashioned?

@18 - I was thinking it was a group of Yeti’s sodomizing Tom with Katie sitting in a chair laughing her ass off

"Intellectually compatible companion" for Tom would be a superstitious gay bottom midget with an 11th grade education. (No offense to those with achondraplasia out there.)

For 3 million a year (Katie's contract with Tom), I'd swallow my own semen as it drains out of Tom's ass. Honestly, what's the big deal?

why's that short little motherfucker carrying around a basketball?

I would think Katie could make more than 3 million a year on her own. I think I would shot myself if I had to wake up to that ass hole every morning

Jrzmommy, He wants everyone to think that is how big his balls are

This seems to be Tom's method... get a good woman, dog her out, then move on to a younger one.
Well, I guess if you can pull it off, go for it.

for every 10 posts, someone must say....TOM CRUISE LOVES THE COCK!!! TCLTC!!

To whoever said the baby looks filipino--I COMPLETELY AGREE. My boyfriend is half filipino, I know his whole family, and his older brother married a full blooded filipino woman so their two children are about 3/4 filipino...and Suri looks frightening similar to their youngest, who is three. Its all in the EYES. Their eyes are exactly the same. That baby, somewhere down the line, has Asian blood, and I would bet my life on Filipino, based on looking at Suri and my bf's nephew.

Now that's more like it, tom walking behind katie like a good little bitch.

#9 no it's half Thetan. Xenu, the evil intergallactic ruler is after that baby.

I have to agree with some of you-Katie made her
bed now has to be poked in it!
Whenever I look at Tom, I remember that scene
where he's at an orgy with all the men in hoods
and masks-it seemed so realistic to me.
Poor Katie and poor Suri too.

First.

What kind of utter BS is this crud?>>>>>
"Victoria is an old-fashioned British woman who believes in God." Only a very tiny minority of British people ever even go to church or are god believing Christians. Assholes.

God isn't Christian

number nine... that's cause I'm the daddy :D

...anyway, never encouraged anyone to join scientology... he's discouraged a few to be certain.

Aren't the British the folk who killed Jesus? Christ-Killing Limeys!

he has that sexy man-on-a-mission look about him. i like it, i like the whole thing. i'd fuck 'im.

and TCLTC

Q: DanYELL, you ho on the corner of what and Q Street, SE?

and i think he definitely believes in god.

posh is the matter-of-fact whore if i ever saw one.

oh good, my troll is back. i was beginning to lose self-esteem.

Victoria is an old-fashioned British woman who believes in SHOPPING. No fucking way is she giving up any botox or couture money that would go to bankroll "Battlefield Earth 2" or "The L. Ron Chronicles". She wasn't 'Stupid Spice', after all.

Notice how the reps didn't deny the part about Katie complaining.

you mean she wasn't "TB Spice" (true believer spice)

Stupid Spice was Gerri

#47 I thought she was Old Spice?

I don't know what they're doing inside the scientologychurch but it must be something what's really excite him.He really wants badly Katie holmes to join him.It must be something like they're all singing gospels and he wants her to join them.

TCLTC!!! (every ten, right?)

She was Faketansalot Spice.

i bet you're from the netherlands, low

lowlands is a dyke?

We totally believe Tom Cruise's rep. Why would he lie?

Sincerely,

Pete Rose, OJ, Bill Clinton, and that reverend who was recently "cured" of his homosexuality

#48 I thought she was Pig-Nose Spice?

#49)No,it's 'what really excites him'.I just see it on time.

He can be as Gay as he wants to, that is no way to treat a mail-order bride dammit. Her parents should hide her and baby until Cruise comes through with the cash. If he wanted low maintenance, he should have stuck with Mimi Rogers. At least he let Nicole go to work and keep her paycheck. What an Thetan possessed, Napolean complexed, misogynist.

I guess the $cientology tents he puts up at all his movie locations would support what his rep said

If she becomes a Scientologist, they can hypnotize her into thinking she's had sex with Tom. No one has had this much of an obstacle to overcome since Lisa Marie and Michael Jackson, or like me and Wally.

"Us Weekly reports Katie Holmes has been crying over the phone to Victoria Beckham because she says "Tom is denying her every single thing...""

Well, Katie is an adult. Can't she stand up for herself? Sickening.

TCLTC

Victoria Beckham may be completely vapid, but even she knows a phony cult religion when she sees it. Good for her. Bad for Katie.

she's crying about Tom Cruise denying her some dick

Seems strange when they are together, Katie is always holding the baby. Well, not really strange, sense this entire baby, marriage thing is a joke. I just know when hubby was around, it was time to give the back a break. Maybe this baby cries when Tom holds her?

#58 maybe Tom should go around the country doing "tent revivals" like they did in my Grandpa's day. How much fried chicken and potato salad do Thetans eat??

#64, you should watch the video over at accesshollywood, it's hilarious, he goes to touch her head and she jerks away and hugs Katie.
TCreallyreallyLTC

Esteemed AuthorPerson, you assume that TommyBoy was *ever sane*...

betcha can't tell me what sanity means!

EsQue: I went to that site and the video I showed only had Suri jerking away from Tom. If it's true what L.Ron said about babies hearing things while in the womb then Suri hates Tom's guts.

TCLTC

And because no one said it at #50, TCLTC

Hi ponk! :-)

Girl meets boy, girl falls in love with boy, girl marries boy, has baby with boy, boy acts like a total asshat. Girl ruins her figure and is lonely and unhappy. Yep, the true tale of love, played in the public sphere.

Dear outer space aliens,

Please come pick up ambassador #69 Tom Cruise. He has probed enough asses and is no longer welcome here on earth. This will be best for the intergalactic community as a whole.

Sincerely,

John Travolta

Dear Lieutenant Travolta,
i don't get why we keep conducting anal probes. all we've discovered in the past 100 years of probing is that 1/10 doesn't really seem to mind. alas, a whole lot of us would be out of a job if we shut down the operation. it's a runaway train.

In Solidarity,
Galactatron

#66 thanks for the link, that just shows how crazy he is, even she knows it!

Does anyone really believe he had anything to do with the conception of that kid??? After all, TCLTC! (It's been about ten, right?)

I give it about one more year until she can't put up with his control freaking, and she runs to her lawyer daddy and says, "I know you were right about him daddy, please forgive me and let me stay here!"

After this one, I don't see how he could do another trade-up...or maybe get another Bonnie Lee Bakley type--hah!

that's right, katie. give up all those rights just to be taken care of. pay attention gold diggers. there is a price to pay for auctioning off your pussy to the highest bidder. she'll never get custody of that baby.

ok this sites not even funny go to my shit and read someythin actually interestin an funny http://kayvan13.blogspot.com/

what a psycho she needs to leave his ass PRONTO before you know it he won't even let her leave the house without a collar on.

Tom Cruise is baaaaaallllliiiin!

Dear Galactatron,

It is very true that many of us would loose our way of life without anal probing. I for one have built my entire career and livelihood here on earth through the inspection of the male human anus. The 10% who do enjoy the probing have proved to be quite useful but, beyond that our research has not been very fruitful. For so many years I have been so engrossed in my work, I have such a passion and love for it that I have never thought to ask the big WHY?
Perhaps we are not meant to know.
I feel that ambassador #69, Tom Cruise, has brought only shame and disgrace to us and I would like to petition to take his place. But, Deep, deep down I know that I do have the natural anal probing skill he possesses so again perhaps it is not meant to be.

Sincerely,

Lieutenant Travolta

The PR person's remarks were TECHNICALLY true, but only because of one reason: Tom Cruise has the ability to create, destroy, and relocate all matter, time, and space, at will, so, you see, if that is Tom's reality, it is THE reality. You obviously need a Free Personality Profile and a Theatan Rinse.

He looks like he thinks that basketball is his other kid, like he's named it 'Dave' and sits trying to feed it baby food and reading it bedtime stories every night.

I don't know why, but I feel bad for Tom Cruise. I wish I could hit him upside the head so hard that he'd fall into a coma, wake up later with amnesia, and then when he'd ask "Who am I!?" I'd say, "You're the best movie star in the world and your sole goal in life is to make the best butt-kicking action flicks of all time. Now get back to work!" Then I would set him free, and I would cry like a mother watching her grown-up son go off to create a life for himself.

Damn you, martians! Why did you pick to brainwash Tom Cruise for your evil plans!?

#83
"Who am I!?" I'd say, "You're the best movie star in the world and your sole goal in life is to make the best butt-kicking action flicks of all time. Now get back to work... by the way, you just lost a BOYfriend, go and find another one!"

Never pressured anyone to join Scientology? What about Katie?? Bah....This guy is yesterday's news. Face it - the last good film he made was in 2003 (Last Samurai) and with all the weird stuff he's done lately, his fame has fizzled out. He should just hop on board that ship to Xenu or wherever and rid us of his face.

Oh, and TCLTC

Oh dear Katie... that�s what you get for marrying such an old guy for you... he probably fears that if he lets her out she will find a better looking - taller man and runaway with him.. haahahahaha

Tom Cruise is nuts..

#13 - LMAO

I think Tom Cruise is awesome as well but not as crazy and ALIVE as Pete Doherty.

Tom Cruise is Gay???? Why the hell didn't anyone ever tell me!! I mean I own every movie he has ever made. What If I have become gay due to over exposure.

DAMN YOU TOM CRUISE!!!!

I suppose this is the price you pay when becoming Tom Cruises "womb for hire"

I bet Victoria Beckham is regretting making the move to America now!!! She must be wondering how the heck she is supposed to get away from the Crazy Cruises. I imagine it's kind of like a scene from those old Everybody Loves Raymond intros (come on now, don't pretend like you've never watched it), where the Beckhams look out the window and see the crazy Cruises walking across the street visit, so they panic and close the blinds and turn off the stereo and then David realizes the door is unlocked so he dives across the hallway hitting the door like just in time, but as he slumps beneath the door Tom's freaky hand reaches through the mail slot and touches his head. Yeah, I could see it going down like that.

O Pacey Pacey, where for art thou Pacey?

I'm with NamelessHussy, oh, and I think TC needs to drop the religious shit, it's fucking his career up...big time

hhhmmmm it smells like divorce to me... hahahaha

Suri is a spitting image of Christian Bale, Katie's Co-star in Batman which interestingly enough was filming when Suri was conceived. Was it a bored actor/actress occupying each other in a trailer between scenes, or just an uncanny coincidence?

Christian's pic & profile: http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000288/

Posh is the best!!

seems to be a trend with tom cruise. he has an issue with being on peoples asses and not knowing when to back off.

i wonder if he changes katies tampons.

anyway i know weirdos need love too...but damn i'd never marry tom cruise even in his hot days if i knew about this. even if this isn't true he's still fucking weird. and to top it off, he looks like he has a small penis.

Has anyone ever seen pics of J. Travolta's daughter Ella, there is a very strong resemblance to young ms Suri, it's almost freaky. Makes you think that they might have the same donor??????? and it's not TC or JT.

Suri's cute. I don't for one minute believe she is Tom's and Katie's biological offspring, but she is a cutie.
And Tom's insane, and Katie is just NOW finding this out??

I'm a Scientologist and I'll tell you that this crazy story about Xenu is total crap. Some people in the press keep saying that this Xenu story is what Scientologists believe. This is such garbage and it's a story repeated over and over and is intended to keep people from looking into what Scientology actually is. So why would some in the media intentionally try and keep people away from Scientology you ask? Because most media is well paid by the pharmaceutical industry. They see Scientology as a threat to their profits because it is. Scientology has many, many answers that work and are practical. Let's look at 1 example of how the psychiatric drugging industry is hurt by Scientology technology... Let's assume you know someone who has been depressed for several months or even years. Did you know that with Scientology you can literally snap him out of his dark days and make him feel happy again, sometimes in less than five minutes. How could this be? Because Scientology helps and works like nothing else before it. There is no need to be on a psychiatric drug everyday for the rest of your life. This is just one of thousands of solutions Scientology has and it would take literally books to tell you all it has to offer and can do. Give a Scientologist just a few minutes of your time and you'll quickly realize what a sham psychiatry and the psychiatric drugging business is. It's OK to be skeptical about Scientology, but don't assume that what you've been told about it is actually true. Just ask yourself would all these celebrities be involved in it if didn’t help them and others tremendously?

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