Mar 8 2007Tom Brady may have impregnated Gisele Bundchen

Does this fuckface not know what a condom is?

Fast forward 6 months... Brady won't be dating either of these dingbats... and they'll still be knocked up!

He's becoming better known for being fertile than... what does he do again?

I'm ready for bathing suit weather, screw these knocked up fools. I just want sunshine!!

Dudes who go around putting a baby up inside as many bitches as possible are SO COOL. Everybody knows that having as many baby mamas as possible makes you a REAL MAN. Anyone who says any different is just a hater. See, Tom Brady is a professional football player, so he spends a lot of time gazing at other men's asses and genitals and grabbing them from behind while "playing football." So he has to make it clear that he's NOT a homo by impregnating as many fine bitches as he possibly can. OK, we get it, Tom, you're "straight." Good for you. Watch out, Anna Kournikova. You're next. If you're lucky.

She'd make for a funny-looking pregnant person

i didn't know men could get pregnant...
WHYT HE HELL ISN'T THIS ALL OVER THE FUCKING NEWS!?

i didn't know men could get pregnant...
WHY THE HELL ISN'T THIS ALL OVER THE FUCKING NEWS!?

"May Have" impregnated Gisele? She'e obviously pregnant-look at that huge baby bump.

God, Gisele, just because your pregnant doesn't give you permission to eat dounghnuts all day-take it easy, you fat cow.

Shameshame --> good work on correcting your typo. Now try being funny.

*doughnuts (or donuts, if you prefer)

Are you sure it wasn't the OTHER way around??? get it...Gisele impregnated Tom Brady...get it????

must....goooo...tooo...gymm....immediately...................

and by the way no i don't get it

Why is her butt eating her swimsuit?

When is the Superficials funeral?

How DARE Mr. Brady dispose of Ms. Moynahan in such a lowly fashion in order to traipse about with this young trollop? I'm sorry, but Mr. Brady you sir, are just...well, you are a CAD!!! (sob)

-Oh ya, Gisele? I'd hit it.

I wish I was Tom Brady's cock!!!!!

super sperm

imran karim

you can't just blame him - it takes two to tango - if she has gotten herself pregnant that's her stupid fucking fault! - Unless she wanted to.
The guy always gets blamed!

Why does Brady only date shemales, he must be gay deep down

ASS = saggy + cellulite
FACE = man + boy

He learns more from K-fed every day.

@ Lilrach
You're right - it takes two to tango - it's BOTH of their faults, not just HERS. These two women and man are presumably adults and should deal with their responsibilities accordingly.

And Tom Brady is in fact getting very little "blame" for anything; he's getting more ENVY and admiration from every mammal with a penis out there. Its backward thinkers like you accusing girls of "getting themselves pregnant" throwing around insults and profanities acting so pretentiously righteous. I'd also like to point out that these women sound rather happy about being pregnant and appear to have no intention of aborting their babies because they don't want them anymore and it was a foolish mistake. As for Mr. Brady, his ego just got a boost from propagating with two rich women and hardly any baggage to go with it.

I can't believe there are still people who say girls "get themselves pregnant" as if they were forcing a flaccid penis to ejaculate and impregnate her. The street runs both ways and you, Lilrach, are just as idiotic for failing to apply equal responsibility to both parties and choosing to fall back onto backward Victorian notions that a woman can "choose" to get pregnant as if rape pregnancies happened because the women actually "enjoyed it" and wanted their rapist's baby.

Watch your own words before you criticize another's.

Apparently Tom Brady's boy's can swim. And by swim, I mean through gale force winds and against currents strong enough to keep bitches skinny

Hey before criticizing remeber this stuff is typically untrue gossip.

Cehck out the website link below. Looks like Tom Brady of the Patriots team filed criminal charges with the US Federal Trade Commission and FBI against Gisele Bundchen, Bridget Moynahan, and at least 20 tv & radio networks, newspapers and magazines, and websites like this one.

http://www.patsfans.com/new-england-patriots/messageboard/showthread.php?p=357475

or

http://community.foxsports.com/blogs/From_Tigger_and_Fayette/2007/03/04/Tom_Brady_Takes_Action_Crime_Report

From a distance, I thought "Tom Brady" was really the spelling of "Thora Birch."

No, I don't want to talk about it.

And this story is boring.

There's no way he sperminated Giselle. She's the world's highest paid model, there is just no way she would be stupid enough to get knocked up after dating this dork for just a few months, especially after he just broke up from a serious long term relationship that always has the potential of getting back together! she would lose millions of dollars in modeling fees and contracts if she was incapacitated for that many months of big bellyness. No way. Plus she dated Leo all those years and he's a way better catch than tom - she wouldn't have wanted his baby more?

You know it's the real RichPort because I'm FUNNY!!!

I hope this isn't true. I wanted her and leo to get back together.

Let's hear it for high-quality camera lenses.

I cannot believe how hot she is... ... ...
What the fuck?!

Daniel Boone wore a coon skin cap.

Seriously, I am also pregnant with Tom's baby. We had so much anal sex it has to be his.

What's the big deal with millions in work to earning a share of millions more by merely getting pregnant in an "accident" so beneficial?

It may take two to tango, but timing is a girl's best friend.

As I said to one buddy about another. How does this girl he hung with all of sudden get pregnant by him at 29.

Some call it beat the clock. Others beat your wallet.

Let's wait to see if girlfriend joined the club.

I wonder if Gisele has ever actually ingested cheese. I'm pretty sure that is the most perfect ass we have ever produced as a species.

First.

I think Brady must just be trying to fit in with all his NFL brothas.

Her hiney must be sad because it's all droopy.

Wait, wait, don't tell me--he is ANS's baby daddy too :(

Oh, don't get this nonsense. Still wishing and hoping for something good to be posted...

what a flat, saggy, doughy ass she has. Oh yeah, she "might" be pregnant so it's natural and she's glowing...

She has the ass of a goddess, but the face of a salamander. ICK!

I have no idea what Tom Brady looks like, but the semi-bald dude in that photo of her arse looks like Kelly Slater. Does Mr Brady know about this?

First, I don't know who Tom Brady is. I do not find any pleasure in watching sports. To me, its just a bunch of grown men playing a kids game while other arrested adolescents watch and get their thrills without leaving the comfort of their LazyBoy (why do ya think they call it that?).

Second, Tom Brady, whoever, better stay rich because at the rate he's going, he's going to have a real Brady bunch. And, something tells me that he won't have a lasting relationship with any woman.

I could be wrong.

But, I'm not.

Well, now we know why the Pats didn't do that well this season. Man clearly didn't have his head in the game.

@44- Very pretentious, blanket statement.

"To me, its just a bunch of grown men playing a kids game while other arrested adolescents watch and get their thrills without leaving the comfort of their LazyBoy."

Isn't this what people like you do with The Grammy Awards (You can't sing), American Idol, Gossip magazines, etc...

I don't find any pleasure in a Country Music Concert, But I wouldn't say it's a bunch of Tobacky chewin' hillbillies hootin' and hollerin', because I don't understand it or like it, you judgemental fuck. You're a dusche (sp).

Nice Brady Bunch reference. You're about as funny as my grandmother.

this can't be true

I hope it's true, I think this is the cutest story ever. Brady's two illegitimate bastard children with two different women will basically be the same age, so they can go on play dates and hang out and stuff. How cute would that be. Awwww.

And talk about adding insult to injury for Bridget. She already lost her man to the hotter girl, and just when she thinks she grabs the attention back for herself by being pregs, the other girl has to go and get knocked up also to steal her thunder. Poor Bridget.

Good job, Tom. You're just nine more bastards away from your own football team!

Hey Ramble, when you finally get your learners permit, drive to a library and READ A BOOK.

I don't watch award shows of any kind. Stupid idea. I find my own adventure without living vicariously through others.

All the big sports organizations are going to have to start a baby clause in their contracts so that the new mothers can get paid for their time with getting the "Baby's Daddy" involved. He's too busy training. And, getting other women pregnant.

Hey, Tom! Convert to Mormonism. Maybe the girls could be roomies.

I wonder if the Patriots center is pregnant too???

TAKE THAT BRIDGET!! yee-uhh.

There goes her modeling career.

He must have super sperm...

This could very well explain her "weight gain" that allowed her to walk to runway in Spain for Fashion Week.

Move over K-Fed, there's a new sperm donor in town

i wish i had her butt!

49, i think your statement She already lost her man to the hotter girl" is incorrect in 3 ways.

1. i think bridget dumped him
2. gisele is not a girl
3. gisele is not hotter, just compare faces

#58 I gotta check my glasses. I thought you said "compare feces".

Come to think of it, it just might work!

It looks like Tom Brady's balls have as much potency off the field as they do on. Tom needs to get back to basics and think football if he is to stop knocking up every chick he dates. Afterall, scoring by splitting the uprights is all good, but the big points are when you toss it into the 'end zone'.

It looks like Tom Brady's balls have as much potency off the field as they do on. Tom needs to get back to basics and think football if he is to stop knocking up every chick he dates. Afterall, scoring by splitting the uprights is all good, but the big points are when you toss it into the 'end zone'.

The most ignorant people are always the best breeders. At least both the mom-to-be's have money to support themselves when they are single moms.
Gisele is one ugly hermaphrodite. I remember when models needed a pretty face and shapely body, she has neither.

Big fucking deal.....entertain me.

Someone tell Brady he's not in the NBA. He doesn't need to have 8 kids.

I got impregnated by Tom Brady just by reading his name on The Fish... Oh, shit. Now I wrote it... Guess I'm having twins...

#1, Bro, he's Tom Brady! He doesn't need condoms. He should be a bangin' broad whenever and wherever he wants. Condoms? Fohget about it!

-East Coast Guy

That sonofabitch needs a beating just for getting to bang these two women much less ruining those bods with his evil spawn....

i like his other baby better:
http://www.dreamboatbaby.blogspot.com

who is the confused, hypocritical nutsack above who claimed he didn't know who Tom Brady was & then proceeded to rant about football? And then who also calims to be high & mighty and doesn't watch sports or awards shows but spends most of his time on here?? I read all of that correctly, right? Just checking.
ahole.

she looks like a fucking man, her face is ugly by my standards, but how the hell is her ass fat or saggy you stupid dipshits. her ass is perfect, it's muscle. not fat.

#70 - I am witchu...

I submit that she could in fact hold herself up on the monkey bars by the shear power of those ass cheeks... Look ma, no hands!!

What a fucking day... Salma, Bridget M, Giselle.... If Scarlet Johansen gets knocked up next, I am gonna have to go postal on someone....

SAVE THE PRIME PUNAYNAY
Just say no to pregnancy....

now if tome brady was cletus early III working down at the coal mine and knocking up women left and right, people would condemn him for acting like white trash. but instead people are "impressed" that women get pregnant when you have unprotected sex with them and leave a dick snot wad in their cunt.

sounds like alot of people missed sex education. people are making babies all day long all around the world by the same irresponsible tactics that these three (tom, gizz, and bridget) used. i feel sorry for young girls growing up today thinking that this is what life is about. getting knocked up by rich guys so you will be taken care of. and how sad for these boys that think making babies out of wedlock is "cool" cause the chick is "hot"? this sounds like an episode of maury povich. all this money and zero class.

this sounds like an episode of maury povich except the cast is rich and white.

70, her ass is in no way fat, i agree, but that's not muscular either. there's no tone. if it was, you'd see the gluteus maximus & minimus.

i really do think her face is busted.

but that ass is PHENOMENAL.

Wait a minute... I thought that ostriches lay eggs, not give birth??!!

To #17. Posted by Flip Rogers on March 8, 2007 5:31 PM

"I wish I was Tom Brady's cock!!!!!"

Only because you would get to hang out next to his sweaty balls all day.

I HOPE IT DOESN'T GET HER NOSE

Sorry for all you Bundchen fans but today is the first time I noticed that her face is not that cute. She got a face like a Russian mail-order hooker. Amazing what a little sperm will do to a girl.

she better start on 50 squats a day cause her ass is slackin

wow - i'm sure they're gonna love receiving those big fat checks from him....maybe he's been getting hit in the head too much lately

This is the funniest forum commentary on a regular topic I've ever read - I feel guilty for not contributing a joke! But, ya gotta luv the guy for slammin' those asses unprotected on a regular basis and knockin' 'em uppers! Plus, the pregnancies give the best rewards of them all...lifelong proof of which bitches you've porked! Schwing!!! 8-D

go ahead gisele!!!!! you hated tom brady. i love tom brady! :D