Mar 29 2007Tara Reid wears stripes...whee!

:-/ dah!

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asshole

Fuck this skankbot.

Seating humor? *sigh*

uh, so what?

The gross stomach is back.

"You paid for your whole seat but you'll only need the edge!" HAHAHAHHAHA!! Now THAT's more like it, Fish!!

Her gut is still fuckered up ain't it?? Yeeesh.

Well she doesn´t look 30, at all... except for the gross stomach of course LOL

Her gut my be fucked up, but her tits look good and her head is turned so you don't have to see that face. It could be worse!

that nasty stomach is still swirling around her navel like the high seas

'dems fine melons

Ummm, is it me or did they spackle over her belly-button when they tried to fix the mid-rif? I wish we all could walk around looking like a droid...very M. Manson-ish

Superfish, this is the last straw. BORINNNG Give me something worth reading.

I do like the top though!

Why does she insist on exposing that horror that some would call a "stomach"?

Call me crazy, but I'd go to great lengths to keep that scary shit under wraps. Oh, and every night I would softly cry myself to sleep.

#8. you lost your right to speak days ago. shut up.

THE SUPERFISH HAS JUMP THE SUPER SHARK!

HOLY FUCKING SHIT.

She looks like a budget priced call girl. Nah, nah make that text girl.

Why can't these women learn to wear a bra...seriously I am sick of the sight the messed up boob jobs and freaky nipples on parade!!!!

Seriously. A fucking story on a fucking shirt.

I can't wait for the next exciting entry about somebody breathing air.

Superficial take me away.

Q: DanYELL, tell us which guy you liked the most at your last gang bang.

A: see post #2

Q: DanYELL, where did, he......you know.....put it?

A: see post #3

I don't believe it! There is NO WAY this can be true!! NO WAY!

wah wah wah

She has no ass. Simple. No butt. Bummer. Well, she really doesn't have any hips either. A stick figure with tits and a very weird looking stomach. She is more entertaining drunk and falling on her face.

with her pants on that low it looks like someone cut her feet off at the ankles, from far away

While I wouldn't want the microscope turned on my stomach, that shit does look weird. That chick is ragged. I think that, if you saw those tits without the shirt, they'd look less awesome and more like dead fetuses.

Bern - you have breached the barrier of nasty remarks. Good work!

is she missing a belly button?

Does she even work anymore? Where do these people get their money for shopping? It's like, they're all eternally rich or something. Lohan, Spears, this skank - I hope they run out of money soon and give us a fresh, new crop of losers to bag on.

Used and abused, like a lime green '74 Buick LeSabre with no hubcaps.

Thanks, Xeo -- it's how I make my living.

With clothes on Tara reid doesn't look bad lately.Maybe she can wear the next time a burka,i think it looks very hot on her.

tara reid is slightly retarded. have you ever heard her speak? her jaw is on crooked, she speaks really slowly, and slurs her words, even when she's sober, and with all the cigarettes and the rhaspy whore voice, she sounds like a retardobot short-circuiting.

yes, but she is a truly talented actress. hehe.

she's one of those people who sounds like she's always saying

arsch arsch arsch arreghhhhhhhhshshsh

I think I'm just going to assume that something radioactive happened to her stomach. When she gets hungry, it turns green and punches people. Makes sense to me. Hulkiness aside, she looks good in these pics.

Nice theft from the dragstrip & stock car racing radio commercials, Fish. You forgot to include "Sunday! SUNday!! SUNDAY!!!" and "NIGHT ... UNDER ... FIRE!!!!!! You, sir, are the jackass. Unless you let DamYELL steal that crap writing. Then calling her the jackass would be redundant.

Everybody pay attention: her fake boobs are OK, her liposuctioned stomach is a mess, her brain leaked out of her ears a long time ago, and everything that happens to her she deserves.

Nothing further needs to be said, so let's stop with this Tara Reid madness and wait on the edge of our seats for some news on this site that is actually interesting and recent.

Veggi, is she really a talented actress? Did I miss something?

i think this is a celebrity gossip site and not a celebrity news site

hear hear. her boobs alook nice, thoug

I thought this was match.com?

Hey Fish, If you're going to post pictures of untalented actresses who are just shopping, can you at least post pictures of Jessica Alba?

well, you would get just as many dates there as here, so for you it might as well be match.com

Ah yes, you took the bait. Always the queen of the obvious joke you are.

thanks, biatcho! and here i though i wasn't even remotely funny.

hey jim,

if reason is founded not on itself, but on a life force, then there is no truth except beauty, and no persuasion except seduction. are you saying i can't even seduce an idiot?

Oh believe me, you're not. Not every joke is funny even though it's called a joke.
Like you, you are a joke but still unfunny, get it now?

um, wait, was THAT supposed to be funny?

You know what is really funny? The fact that biatcho can't structure a sentence properly. Now THAT is fucking funny.

being funny is one of many ways of being interesting, as i see it. and i doubt anyone here would disagree with me that you just sound like a frigid, disagreable bitch. which is remotely interesting, but only insofar as being in general is interesseting, and then the word loses its meaning.

arsch arsch arsch

whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa...t?

interesting is by definition the opposite of boring.

if everything is interesting, there is nothing boring, and the word loses its meaning.

drrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

You know what else is hilarious? All the little queerbaits on here that seemed to sprout up right around the same time the Superficial writer jumped the shark. You little kids always take something golden & turn it into absolute shit on a stick. Please, some of us are begging you to go back to PerezHilton.com with the other rejects of society.

shut the fuck up. you're making me seasick.

Is it working on biatcho? And why put forth the effort? Just becuase it can be done does not mean it has to be done.

Good point Ruby

Let the owning begin...

In other news, I have to totally agree with most comments that Tara's stomach is scaring the bejeezus out of me. It looks like The Alien is trying to rip through where her belly button used to be.

Also, why the fuck do we care if she's window shopping? It's not like she has any money left to shop at anything but Old Navy.

Lesson heeded, Jim.
Almost stooped but caught myself in time.

Sware to christ, one fucking dull-normal tells schack one time that something he/she posted was funny and now he/she thinks they're the authority of comedy. Wanna make me laugh, Schack---run through Compton wearing a Confederate Flag and videotape your beating.....that'll make me laugh.

i don't know... what kinds of stuff do you make in your woodshop? ;)

I love her movies. It's like watching a fat guy try to ride a unicycle. Completely amusing, yet not meant to be.

And the only point Ruby has is the one on her fucking forehead.

WHAT movies, veggi?

I am off to a liquid lunch. Jrz, Slim... please take over in my absence. Since I am getting "owned". Whatever that means to the kiddies with low self esteem.

Have one for me, Biatch!

Enjoy the slimfast, biatcho.

me too!

and schack, she's in low budget horror movies that turn into comedies becuase of her.

You mean the ones where they going running out of the house just in their bra and panties and they find the only branch that can unhook and remove thier bra as they are running from the house? I love those movies

Her and Lindsay Lohan are the same. From the tits up...they're not bad. Nice rack..decent face. Below their tits...they are Clay Aiken.

who doesn't love a hot slut?

Is it just me, or is her body 90% torso?

Why do folks keep saying she has a "nice rack"?? Have we all forgotten about her infamous nip-slip already?

Those things are scary! Her nipple looks like ... nipples shouldn't look: http://www.phun.org/phun/galleries/tara_reid_nipslip/tara-reid-nip-slip-nipple-pics-pictures-gallery.htm

#1 fuck you

Damn! I would wonder aloud at why Tara Reid seems to always refuse to wear a bra, but then, in these pics, I'm not gonna complain.

But wtf is up with her stomach?! I heard she had lipo or something, and while her stomach looks thin, it looks like it has some sort of deformity or something. How'd that happen?!

Where the hell is her belly button?

She's 8-months pregnant with jellyfish. Either that or a cow-pie.

Why don't you guys - I mean, the ones who get the most defensive about being boring and unfunny - compare myspace pages and start your own goddamn celebrity gossip site, then, if you think you're so fucking interesting and/or funny?

The only reason biatcho sounds like a frigid, disagreeable bitch is because none of you simpletons want to admit that it is YOU, not New Fish Guy, that's turning this site into a verified yawnfest.

Looks like the woman next to her has her zipper down... maybe it's just the pants...

That's supposed to be a woman standing next to her?!

Slow news day, eh Superfish?

eh not good

At least her tits are straight now!

First.

Hmmmm... her shirt looks like a boobie-ternicate.

I wanna motorboat those funbags!

she really shouldnt wear low rise jeans because it makes her long torso longer and a pair of a 10-year-olds legs stuck on to it.

she'd be good on the back of my hog

that is the freakiest stomach i have ever seen...

Somehow her bellybutton is discreet covered up...Or maybe it's not.

I want to know what brand her jeans are :) Thats all

my cock would look great between those tits

Nice.. RACK.

guh