Mar 12 2007Snoop Dogg arrested for drug use, shocking!

Snoop Dogg and a woman were arrested today in Sweden for suspected drug use. They were detained for four hours being released. A Swedish police officer says:
"He was arrested for use of narcotics. It's illegal in Sweden to use them, even to have it in your system," he said. "You can see that a person indicates that he has used narcotics in looking at his eyes or his movements. (Police) suspected that he had taken drugs."
You know how else you can tell if a person has been using drugs? If they look like Snoop Dogg. And you know how you can tell if a person is capable of dropping jaws and melting hearts? If they look like me. I'm dreamy.
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Reader Comments
1. tito - March 12, 2007 7:54 AM
Haha, black people...
2. Fifth Stooge - March 12, 2007 7:58 AM
Why they gotta play my man Snoop like that?
3. ImaCracka - March 12, 2007 7:58 AM
Thats Amazazing!!!!!!!!
4. Xanthia - March 12, 2007 7:59 AM
Freaking keys!!!
as I was saying, In other news we figure you are too stupid to remember for ten minutes:
#1: Paris is a skank;
#2: Brittany is a loon; and
#3: TCLTC.
5. rtnmac - March 12, 2007 8:03 AM
I wonder if they ever got that crazy dope fiend the Swedish Chef from the Muppet show. that dude was so fucked up, he couldn't even speak.
I bet his eyes were red as a firetruck, too.
Hell, he had chickens running around his kitchen. What's up with that?
6. New York Pundit - March 12, 2007 8:06 AM
Shocking? What would have been shocking is if we would NOT have been stoned! And the REAL reason the swedes suspected that he was blazed is because he reeked like weed, and had just left a candy shop with two grocery bags in tow!
7. mrs.t - March 12, 2007 8:06 AM
The one Swedish officer happened to be female, and Snoop couldn't stop laughing, calling her "Shizzugar Tittayz".
8. crestlin - March 12, 2007 8:07 AM
i've just gotta ask? why sweden? i've got relatives there and THEY don't even want to live there. besides, amsterdam is like a 45min plane ride away. idiot.
9. badattitood - March 12, 2007 8:10 AM
Note to self: Stay the hell out of Sweden.
10. S.P.F.R.S. - March 12, 2007 8:13 AM
10th! or something close. the only way Poop Dogg could be an interesting piece of news is if he managed to AVOID the law for a year or more.
11. jrzmommy - March 12, 2007 8:21 AM
That quote was almost accurate:
"He was arrested for use of narcotics. It's illegal in Sweden to use them, even to have it in your system," he said. "You can see that a person indicates that he has used narcotics in looking at his eyes or his movements, or if his skin has turned a darker color. (Police) suspected that he had taken drugs."
12. k naz - March 12, 2007 8:21 AM
TITO-haha black people? this shit should make you laugh at how square sweden is. you know snoop has the dankest shit ever, so go him. more like HAHA paris hilton or any of these other white bitches that get caught on a daily basis because they can't even conduct themselves in public while high.
13. HerpesHilton - March 12, 2007 8:24 AM
They had suspected he had taken drugs? Do you think maybe they recognized him and figured he would be a 'sure bet'? Filling up some officers quota for the month?
14. HoraceMcTittiesworth - March 12, 2007 8:25 AM
Lol @ Tito, so true!
15. blondi - March 12, 2007 8:26 AM
That quote was almost accurate:
"He was arrested for use of narcotics. It's illegal in Sweden to use them, even to have it in your system," he said. "You can see that a person indicates that he has used narcotics in looking at his eyes or his movements, or if his skin has turned a darker color. (Police) suspected that he had taken drugs."
Don't insinuate racism in Sweden if you don't know anything about the country. We have thousands of black people here. Most have come straight from the wars in Africa. It's getting close to that there are more immigrants here than actual Swedes.
16. mrs.t - March 12, 2007 8:26 AM
...and let the race riot begin.
Let's have 50-60 more posts about race superiority, with 3-5 interjections by Herbiefrog and his cryptic riddle haikus.
That always makes for a scintillating thread.
17. danielle - March 12, 2007 8:32 AM
A "riot" wouldn't need to begin if pastey hypocrits would just keep their own insecurities to themselves.
Go count the number of pricks on extacy or heroin, and then maybe we'll have a more accurate discussion.
18. PrettyBaby - March 12, 2007 8:32 AM
Yikes. mr.t missed the g-spot this weekend, I guess...
19. jrzmommy - March 12, 2007 8:36 AM
I agree, there are far more whites than blacks hooked on drugs...and intelligent enough to avoid getting arrested for it.
20. mrs.t - March 12, 2007 8:38 AM
No, the little t's are all fucking sick with bronchitis-have been up all night hacking. They are all finally asleep and i'm wired on the buckets of coffee I had this morning in anticipation of another long day of mommy-can-you-get-me........
21. danielle - March 12, 2007 8:39 AM
Yes...IQ does seem to factor into the matter.
I guess that's why more people of the "lighter persuasion" hide in crack houses when dealing with illegal substances.
Either that or their garage.
22. Tits_McGhee - March 12, 2007 8:40 AM
In other news, the sky is blue.
I mean "bluedizzle".
23. lookma_nohans - March 12, 2007 8:49 AM
Hmm, what was snoop doing in Sweden? Um, let's see... [puts on Sherlock Holmes cap and checks copy of Girls Gone Wild Doggy Style]... well the Snoop likes the ladies, that's fo sho. And Sweden *is* known for its blonde girls... Huh, plus it's a well known fact that blondes drop their panties for the blow....
Elementary! I deduce that Snoop is just lucky they think he was high, and nobody found the half-kilo in his suitcase.
24. whitegold - March 12, 2007 8:51 AM
Is it legal to arrest Snoop for drug use? I always thought he had some sort of universal diplomatic immunity or something that allowed him to be high all the time and could never be arrested. Clearly Sweden wasn't aware of Snoops special status.
#5 - So true, that guy was seriously stoned!!!
#13 - That's what I was thinking, some officer meeting quotas. I mean, Snoops a pretty sure bet if you need to get your narcotics arrest quotas up for the month!
25. whitegold - March 12, 2007 8:54 AM
Or maybe when Sweden official learned that Snoop was in the country, they were so excited they were like "we've gotta make sure the whole world knows that Snoop is in Sweden" (cuz really, I think the most shocking news here is 'what the heck was snoop doing in sweden'), so they figured the best way to make this public knowledge was to arrest him, and charging him with drug use was a pretty easy charge to make stick.
26. biaatch - March 12, 2007 9:05 AM
Snoop performed in Finland with Diddy last friday and they blazed a joint on stage. Cops were not involved.
27. PrettyBaby - March 12, 2007 9:08 AM
#18 Troll
28. jrzmommy - March 12, 2007 9:11 AM
You're arguing with JrzTroll....DUH! Have a good time.
29. love seeing celebs make fools of themselves - March 12, 2007 9:47 AM
I doubt it was weed. Only in the US is weed considered a "narcotic".
30. LL - March 12, 2007 9:50 AM
#24, fo sho... I thought everyone understood that Snoop gets a pass. As for being in Sweden, why not? I've never been there, but seems like a cool enough place to me, drug bust aside. Snoop will pay a fee or whatever and it'll all be over.
Speaking of Tom Cruise, I tried to watch a bit of "Vanilla Sky" this weekend, and failed. Jebus, that movie sucks ass. Mostly, it's just boring. Likewise Mission Impossible 2.
31. Whammer Jammer - March 12, 2007 10:00 AM
I don't think this idiot can do anything without getting arrested.
See kiddies, rap rots your brains.
32. jrzmommy - March 12, 2007 10:09 AM
He looks like Rudy Huxtable with severe hormone issues.
33. Lowlands - March 12, 2007 10:28 AM
Once i was arrested in Sweden for drinking to much coffee.The police-officer looked into my eyes and noticed the pupils were slightly bigger as usually.Anyways,maybe it's too late already for Snoop Dogg but for all the other foreigners which are gonna visit the Swedish jail in the near future,don't pick up the soap when they ask you to.
34. At-Law - March 12, 2007 10:58 AM
Well I can't speak for Snoop but Sweden was good to this blk man. Those tall, blue eyed, busty blondes sure loved me while I was there. Everywhere I went I had the pick of the litter when it came to getting laid. On a one-week vacation I did it all, from threesomes to anal. I made up for three hundred years in one week.
So assholes, What the hell does his race have to do with his obvious drug addiction? I am an attorney and I have lost the ability to be shocked when I see my "white" attorney colleauges on their steady coke diets. Drug addiction comes in all colours idiots.
35. lickmybutt - March 12, 2007 11:12 AM
aye aye aye, snoop, just stay home, here in Killa Cali, where the po-pos dont mess with us for blazing the sticky-icky.
p.s. all of you idiots posting debates on which race has more people hooked on drugs... GET THE FUCK OVER IT. racism is dead, or at least it should be. you should all be shot.
36. Whammer Jammer - March 12, 2007 11:23 AM
#34: You're lying about your exploits in Sweden. How do I know? You're an attorney. Everyone knows attorneys are incapable of telling the truth. About anything.
37. HughJorganthethird - March 12, 2007 11:23 AM
I hear in Sweeden they chick your penis to see if you've been smoking crack. Crack dick = jail.
38. Chouli - March 12, 2007 11:26 AM
If he shaved and slapped on a little lip gloss, he'd make a great pre-op tranny.
39. At-Law - March 12, 2007 11:52 AM
#36. There is no reason for me to lie, however I wish more readers could be like you. You said something negative about me without attributing it to my race. I am impressed. Bravo bravo!
40. HollyJ - March 12, 2007 12:18 PM
He must really stand out in Sweden--A 6'4 black dude stumbling around an ocean of albinos.
If Snoop wants to be less obvious, he should get high in Jamaica.
41. Whammer Jammer - March 12, 2007 12:53 PM
#39: Not me. Race should never enter in to it. Although, there is one "person" who posts in here who accuses me of being a racist because I hate rap.
42. RAMistheMAN - March 12, 2007 2:22 PM
WOW... I... AM... SHOCKED! (rolls eyes)
43. herbiefrog - March 12, 2007 2:53 PM
hay dog... : )
never let it be said...
that romance is dead... etc : )
they will try to take us down
every chance they get
but they cant win
can they ?
africa
starving
thirsty
homeless
exploited
us vs them
but... no fighting
...so
what ya gonna DO? ...
life huh ?
44. Stink - March 12, 2007 2:56 PM
Getting high don't count when you're wearing safety glasses.
45. licklick - March 12, 2007 3:23 PM
If a Swedish drug test consists solely of "Look into my eyes", then they have got to be the stupidest country on the planet.
Either that or they are all clairvoyant.
46. licklick - March 12, 2007 3:26 PM
#15
Should improve the gene pool dramatically. You might evenutally figure out how to do real drug testing after a few generations.
47. kamihi - March 12, 2007 3:51 PM
Sweden is great I have been there its wonderful (no I am not Swedish) anyway so what? Is this news? News he got caught perhaps but thats all, this is such an ugly guy, not cos hes black some black people are beautiful but just cos hes UGLY FUGLY DOGG.
48. kamihi - March 12, 2007 3:54 PM
Sweden has more immigrants/asylum seekers/refugees per capita than anywhere else, certainly more than the USA. Europe is inundated with Africans now cos we are closer and have stupid over generous welfare laws.
49. jomanov - March 12, 2007 4:03 PM
I happen to know a few swedish people and they do get high quite often, but they've never got busted, so I guess he just seems to look high all the time or maybe he is, who knows
50. ponk - March 12, 2007 4:14 PM
When in Rome do as the Romans,
When in Sweden do drugs while looking like pipi longstocking.
51. Carsten5577 - March 12, 2007 5:36 PM
Can someone just put that ugly man-ape hybrid with his ridiculous hairdo behind bars forever and throw away the key?
52. HollyJ - March 12, 2007 5:40 PM
#45 - OR they have common sense.
IMO, with most drugs, you can tell by the person's behavior, if not by their eyes (a dead give-away). Coke pupils are pinpoint tiny even in the lowest light and X/heroine pupils are so dilated the people look like fuckin' deer. Let's not even get into the tooth grinding. We all know what pot-heads look and act (and smell) like. Tweakers are, well, obviously tweaking.
I don't think it takes a genius to detect drug use. The purpose of drugs is to alter reality. If it didn't change how the user felt (and therefore acted), why would they even bother?
53. belle - March 12, 2007 6:05 PM
Why the hell was Snoop in Sweden? His hair looks like something a five-year-old black girl from the hood would have. What's up with that? All he needs is those hairties with the giant plastic baubles on them.
54. Skip Smith - March 12, 2007 6:06 PM
How do you say "mukaka" in Swedish?
55. Fifth Stooge - March 12, 2007 6:31 PM
#53
"giant plastic baubles"
HA!
56. WTFiswrongwithUppl - March 12, 2007 7:28 PM
LMFAO 5, Bork! Bork! Bork!
57. herbiefrog - March 12, 2007 8:58 PM
ok so we'll avoid sweden
its has created the ideal 1984 society
enjoy being robots
...you swedes
[lol... are they really ]
[gonna put up with this ? ]
[they used to be so cool...]
58. herbiefrog - March 12, 2007 9:16 PM
saag
ingit
meer#
[thanks monty python]
or somthing ]
like that
shame on your people
59. sumnersgal - March 12, 2007 9:36 PM
Snoop doesn't give a FUCK!!!
60. lilygirl - March 12, 2007 11:55 PM
32, 50 and 53. so funny. I totally see it about the hair.
I mean this man is SUPPOSE to be gangster?? (confused)
I mean how can anyone be intimidated by a man with a little girls hairdo?
Seriously.
Oh God plus he has earrings and woman's sunglasses on! LMFAO! Ahh, this is too funny, what a fucking queer. He should just come outta the closet already.
61. ernesto9 - March 13, 2007 12:47 AM
Hahaha... wow.
Crackas are ridiculously transparent...
And really, really corny
62. cayana - March 13, 2007 12:56 AM
Fo shizzle.
63. ambrosia - March 13, 2007 7:24 AM
Numerous studies have shown that marijuana is not addictive with out additives as i imagine snoop would smoke the pure stuff. Its alwasy been a propaganda issue because of its assumed addicts identity. Look up la guardia ( yes the guy the airport is named after).
No one does more drugs than white people they ( users) just assimilate better with the "regulars". SO their apparent excuse from punishment is not really racism. MOSt drug users ( not just marijuana) i know or have known are on the honor roll i f not ivy league will definetly be making at least $200,000 by the time theyre 35.
64. 86 - March 13, 2007 10:07 AM
I just came in here to see how many "-izzle" jokes there were posted. You guys disappoint me. Ok here goes
"fo shizzle my nizzle it's the big naptizzle with the snoopy d o double jizzle!!!"
Sigh, much better.
65. HollywoodSnark - March 23, 2007 11:53 AM
please - sweden - keep him....i don't care what you do with him - put him in a white suit and have him sell chocolate or whatever
66. djteel - May 25, 2007 5:06 PM
poop dog looks queer..gay.. no way this fagot looking fool was a real gang member. he looks queer as one can get..and i'm going of course by his looks.. i'm glad the fagot gave up his lil girl pigtails..the friggin' butthole surfer