Mar 6 2007Sharon Stone is looking, uh, not young

Boy, she will not handle old age well. I look forward to more of these pictures - as well as imaging her ripping up pictures of cuter, younger women and smashing all the mirrors in her house.

AH..the magic of Hollywood..

Did she used to be hot? I mean ever? I keep hearing these rumors, but there's really only so much one can believe before they need real proof.

Not bad for 75.

The only thing this lady's famous for is a shitty movie with a beaver shot. She probably didn't listen to her agent or the pleas of the general public who didn't want her to go through with making the geriatric sequel which was deemed by many as one of the worst movies of the year. Everything was older, uglier and more wrinkled in that movie. And that includes the beaver.

Can anyone blame the paparazzi? I mean I bet they didn't even know they were taking a picture of someone famous. The guy was probably walking down the street, saw her and thought "Shit! Living dead!" I mean it wasn't until later that he was trying to show the pictures to the news that someone told him, "No no, don't worry, thats only Sharon Stone... this sort of thing happens all the time."

OMG! Yikes.

it's REALLY hilarious that she's taking a picture of the guy who is taking her picture with her stupid cell phone. hahaha! it reminds me of those idiotic people who get on this site and say "number 51, reported!!" (ooh, it's so scary and threatening!!!)

Wally, we all know you downloaded our pictures. Sending them by email is one thing, but you've stepped way over the line by posting these pics of jrz.

Is she yawning in that first picture, or trying to take a bite out of an imaginary enemy?

My "Basic Instinct" here is to run.

Motorola should use that last pic in their ads.

Isn't she already dead? i mean it looks like she stepped out of her coffin and walked around

It looks like her head is trying to escape her body.

Wow fake tits sure look out of place on a grandma body.

Three words, you old slut: Turtle Neck Shirts.

Boy, she will not handle old age well.

"Will"?

yes, turtle necks are natural, the way God intended us to be, they give more sensation, and don't increase your risk of infection if you're careful to wash under them. there's no rational reason to ever take them off.

Skeletor coming to get us. Painz rules.

TSFSRT.

She was in Casino, so kudos for that.

But her tits are to good for her body, give them to me

well, i'll give her some credit. she's probably not wearing a bra, she's 80 years old & her boobs are less saggy than 25 year old Britney.

She looks like the damn Crypt Keeper. Apparently her last name is now an accurate description of her face.

And she's dressed like a 14 year old girl. Not a good look.

This is, to all trained zoologists, the aggressive posture adopted by wild monkeys as they try to warn the perceived enemy away from they territory... Or, she just bad ugly. I mean uglied up. She is so ugly, you could get any dog to play with her IN a pork chop FACTORY!

Bad thing is, she never was pretty.

she's 49 on the 10th. looks older..

Ahh cut her some slack shes aging normally..instead of using plastic surgery...I mean hey she could look as bad as cortney love?...now thats fucking bad.

Is she heading off to Iraq? Nice camo.

she looks like my 70 year old aunt.

I would still do her.

Macaulay Culkin stars in Home Alone: 50 Years Later

How ghastly! The first picture looks as though she's releasing a zombie moan to alert other undead to the presence of fresh meat. The rest, taken bravely by the frightened photographer, document her slow zombie shambles growing closer and closer to her gruesome feast. Spine-tingly!

She's starting to look like her first husband, what was his name again ? oh yeah, Tutankhamen

I'd still spend an hour or so playing with her fun bags....

Posted by Donkey:
"My "Basic Instinct" here is to run."

I can't top that :) Good one Donkey..

Not bad for 87. Although she shouldn't make porn like her last pathetic movie.

#11 & #32 - LMAO.
WTF is Sharon Stone doing at a FLEA MARKET?!? Is her fortune completely gone? I guess that Basic Instinct 2 didn't fill her bank account back up. Next thing you know she'll be spotted getting groceries at Wal-Mart.

Give her a break - she looks tired because she just finished filming Basic Instinct IV - in the soon to be a hit sequel, Katherine Trammell, who is now a grandmother, is the prime suspect in a string of horrible murders where an old woman is killing off rich, older men by showing them her snatch and scaring them to death...Michael Douglas stars as the retired cop trying to nail her, and his Dad Kirk is the first victim...

FEED ME BRAINS!!!
BRAIIINNNSSS!!
Rowr. Rowrr! ACK! PhThh!!

Yet still dressing young. Sad and gross.

#31 f-ing hysterical

It seriously is so funny that she is taking a pic of them with her phone. I'll bet she really taught those pestering paparazzi a lesson about what it's like. Yeah, she really showed them. They'll never come back to take a picture of her. But probably just because she broke all of their cameras due to severe ugliness and all of the tabloid magazines told them that this would be the last picture of her they would take because they frighten away readers. Or maybe she just wanted to document that they were actually taking her picture so that she can prove to people that she was actually once sharon stone-"See! They knew who I am! They know I'm famous. They think I'm pretty."

I am confused. I don't see anyone in these photos. I do see a camera that appears to be suspended in air.

HOLY SHIT! My grandmother is 81 years old, and has a better face than this! No joke.

Can we say turkey neck, anyone?

Why is she taking a camera phone picture with one eye closed? Sweetie, there's no viewfinder on a Razr -- it's got a big f'ing screen.

somewhere in cairo, a tomb is missing its mummy.

is it just me, or is her right ear oozing off her head?

Well, she looked much better than she had any right to for a woman who didn't even get that notorious sex-witch role until she was pushing 40...but it appears that the chickens--I mean the crows' feet have come home to roost. Consider yourself lucky, Sharon--not everyone can freeze in their prime for 400 years like Dick Clark.

OMG 46 - You're RIGHT- Her right ear is seriously like a 2" below her left ear. WTF?

she did used to be hot. really hot.

now she looks like an old woman with oranges glued to her chest. unfortunately, they're worse than glued-on. they're fucking hanging on in a skin bag inside of a loose pocked that was ripped open with a blunt tool, so that when she lays down, they slide up on her ribs.

when women get older, their bones become brittle, nails get thicker, and skin gets thinner. so what are her skin bags gonna look like 3 years from now.

i don't know why anyone NOT planning to die young would ever get implants. it's a kamakazi mission for your chest.

The scary thing is that if the front of those pants sagged down further, you'd see that her vag looks just like her mouth - red, thin-lipped, gaping, with teeth inside.

Since when is 33 (the age she was when she made Basic Instinct) "pushing 40"?

The pants are MUCH scarier than the face.
A cross between Desert Storm and Harum-Scarum.

As TO the face, it's not so much that she looks old, it's that she looks like shit in broad daylight sans makeup (except for the red lips). I defy ANY gal over 18 to look fantabulous in the cold light of day without makeup. Ain't happenin'.

At the very least, Sharon should have worn a pair of shades from the Eva Longoria Let's Go, Girls! Power Workout Collection.

Isn't she married to a rich-guy, runs a SF newspaper or something? Somebody better tell him his wife is out on the streets again. I'm sure he'd want her covered up, or something. She's spooky.

The phrase "Live by the media, die by the media" keeps running through my head.

Ms. Stone has, by her own admission, made a career out of trying to generate her own hype as often as possible; funny how nobody ever seems to think the media beast might turn on them, until it does.

I didn't know the Crypt Keeper wore make up.

Can you say "rode hard and put up wet?"

not to mention what is she even wearing? is that a fanny pack? is that fanny pack tied backwards? are those camo gauchos with matching camo shoes? too much. just too much.

#57, I can say it, but I prefer put "away" wet. I still can't see anyone in these pictures.

scrumptious

Why even bother with the fucking bright red lipstick?! Some eye makeup would've been more helpful!

"You young whippersnappers! Don't you take grandma's pic! You kids today have no respect, none, ya hear me?!"

#58 - I think it's a sweater with the sleeves threaded through her belt loops.

Wow!! Kirsten Dunst looks better in this picture than she has in a while!!!

I'm at the moment enjoying some boiled potatoes with gravy,spinac and bratwurst.While eating i must say that Porsche Cayenne looks quite hot.

She looks an awful lot like Conan O'Brien with chesticles.

"I've seen corpses that looked more healthy and youthful than this."

Maybe you could have those corpses write the jokes, too, then.

Here we go......

#53 - No, the pants aren't scarier than those eyebrows that are dual ended like a birds' tail. It look like she shaved off the real end of her eyebrow and then tried to pencil it up much higher. She looks like a Freak. She might want to get some "work" done by someone qualified - if for no other reason so that I don't have to be horrified when I look at her.

i imagine the view is the same when you look under her skirt.

I'm not sure if my healthinsurance covers that.That's why i prefer to see her with clothes on.

Bubba Ho-Tep.

Weird. The face of the Crypt Keeper and the boobs of a 18 year old...

Of *course* she's angry. She was just handed the reviews of all of her movies at once. Nothing like reality slapping you in the teeth to cheese you off. As for the body/face thing- you'd all hit it. Don't play.

15---That, my friend, is true irony :D

Her next film will be the remake of "What Ever Happened to Baby Jane" and she will play the Bette Davis role. Of course if she wore a black silk sexy dress to a swap meet we would give her more crap. I think she is like 65 so she looks ok.

Covered in grave mud, the mummy rose from its tomb, shrieking, "Give back my treasure!" But the Hardy Boys were already in their Jeep, and starting the engine.

"Hurry, she's getting closer!" said Bob as his brother kicked the old Jeep into a roar before putting it into gear.

As they pulled away, Bob looked back and watched in horror as a huge snake erupted from her mouth, which remained agape as she disappeared in the rear view mirror, still stalking towards them.

"That was disgusting," said Bob. "Can we pull over so I can puke?"

"Not until we're in the next county. Roll down the window–the next car wash is on you," Doug replied.

Bob, still frightened by the sight of the stalking, open-mouthed terror, rolled down the window and vomited. As Doug warned, the wind smeared his spew all over the Jeep.

"We better wash the Jeep before we eat," Bob said.

'Yeah. That, and throw away any pics of Kirsten Dunst we have in the car. Now that's really totally gross."

They both laughed.

® 2007, Sid Superficial

she looks like one of the grasshoppers from a bugs life...my god

One can almost smell the rotting ovaries....

Love the outfit, Sharon.

i hope i look that good when i'm 130

Daylight just does not agree with her.

The reason her tits don't sag is that they're fake! Since she has 0% body fat and paper-thin skin due to her old age, I assume you can actually see the implants through her skin.

i hope madonna sees these pictures so she can see what she'll look like if she starts doing the white.

#8... REPORTED!

Essential Hollywood cruising materials: Extra large bottle of Tequila, Lots of large paper bags; I think my penis has completely retracted!!

She's 49 years old. And if you actually look at her skin in the photos, she really doesn't have much for wrinkles. Neck ligaments, yeah - she's got those in droves - but not a lot of wrinkles.

That's about what everyone here will look like when they're approaching 50, but only if they're damn lucky and can afford a buttload of aesthetic treatments.

You all won't be twelve years old forever.

Sharon looks like Bette Davies-- from the movie "whatever happened to baby-jane". I know we all gotta age BUT not every one over 50 looks this sinful!!!-- Shes pissed because we all know what she looks like without her make-up artist. I wish she would dry-up and go away-- Well, she has already done the first part, - Now get lost leather-head!!!

good lordy. I just came back from IMDB and saw her posin' with Jon Bon Jovi looking drop dead gorgeous, but I ended up stumbling into this mess? That's sad. It shows how many celebrities are in desperate need of make up to look sexy. This is sad. I feel sorry for Sharon. Age really has gotten the best of her.

Good lord, I just came back from IMDB and saw a picture of her posin' with Jon Bon Jovi looking drop dead gorgeous, only to stumble into this mess? This is sad. This proves that many aging female celebs are in desperate need of makeup in order to look sexy. I feel sorry for her.

:sigh: sorry for the double posts. my comments didn't show up for a second until I had to approve my email address for the second time.

she does look like a grasshopper.

yeah, she's been very old and disgusting for a while - just careful lighting and makeup has made her seem doable