Mar 14 2007Scary Spice is very pregnant

Scary AND bootilicious. Do you think the baby will lean more towards trannies when it grows up?

First a preggo Tori and NOW a preggo Scary? WTF is this site coming to?!?

once he started filming Norbit that relationship had no chance

so, is it eddie murphey's kid or not?

Looks like she's giving someone "THE EVIL EYE".

Oooof, that's one rough looking bitch.

Or... maybe she's fanning away a fart?
She has that look like; "uh what have I been eating..."

Scary, yeah, but in a DIFFERENT way.

Wow, she's something like beautiful, or not. Oh yeah, I meant ick.

since men don't have to go through the whole pregnancy thing, i don't think they have any right to comment on how pregnant women look. especially since most guys eventually end up looking pregnant themselves.

@7
It must be a hell of a fart if it makes your belly blow up like that!

#4- Let me try.

Is that Eddie's baby momma?

Damn, When the badonkadonk goes bad. I wish I had more hands. I'd give that ass four thumbs down.

That may be the only picture of her in existence without her flashing her tongue piercing.

PS Actually, that tongue piercing could be what started her whole pregnancy thing in the first place....

jesseeca farted

Hi # 9,
You're on a site called The Superficial. What do you think superficial means?

All the SpiceWhores are hideous, always were and always will be. Pure, EURO. TRASH.

Is that an ass or a shelf?

com'on monkeybreath, we all know we're happy that folks like jeesseeca come 'round to help us be grateful that we're not THAT person.

i'd say it's an assshelf

which is the bound and gagged version of
ahhhhhelp!

#9 jeseeca,
yeah, and since women don't have a penis, i don't think they should be telling guys what they can and can't say, how they can and can't feel, and what they can and can't look at.
grow one, and then you can be superior, until then, stay...a woman. yeah.
it amazes me how women say "you can't comment on blah blah cuz you're not a woman, and you don't know how we feel" and then proceed to tell men how they should act and feel.

that almost looks...painful

Damn, which end has the baby inside???

She just ate a big burrito, that's all.

Holy shit, looks like that burrito was the size of connecticut!

@9 -- jeseeca, I'd like to make your throat pregnant. Seriously, it's possible.

You guys need to stop acting like you've never fucked anyone that looks like this. I mean decent knockers, pretty fat ass. As long as you can deal with the constant doggie style and the kicks from her belly, she'd be like fucking a weeble. And who amongst us hasn't wanted to try and do that? Oh, just me? Fucking prudes. Pregnant chicks are easy to pick up (not literally) because their self esteem is at their lowest. And that's when I strike.

Eddie likes big butts and he can not lie.

well, #21, i think you bring up a good point, which is that jeseeeca has no authority over us, and authority is the precondition for useful chastisement. when one lacks leverage entriely, diplomacy and persuasion can no longer be the practice of moralization, but must be the art of seduction. MAKE us FALL in love with you, jesseeca, or put your wagging finger where it might do someone some good.

#26
DAMN! it's like you know me so well.
i have to raise my hand....guilty...thought i could hide it, but you're too good.

why would you want a girl when her self-esteem is low? that just means she'll be excessively clingy and crazy once you do fuck, and she'll probably break into your email and tell all your friends that your scrotal web is so big that your dick looks like a pimple on your ballsack.

Another Sasquatch sighting I see........

#30
cuz, above everything else, women with low self esteem do the NASTY stuff that my ex girlfriend wouldn't do. :)

this is what it looks like in DETROIT. she is going to pick up the state aid check, go to KFC, then off to the crackhouse, go to the party store and pick up some colt 45, then go home and get some sleep.

lmao

i know i'm worthless, and i'll shit on your chest any day, papi ;)

my deepest apologies to everyone. I, like all of you, was voicing my opinion. I wasn't issuing some mandate. calm the fuck down!

schack, i assume you're like those people who just like to hear themselves talk, except you like to read your own posts instead.

#34,
hahaha, i love it! uh, the joke...not the scat thing...i was drunk, and she said she "slipped" so i ignored it...after an hour or so.

still, it's a good thing she's pregnant, it will delay their reunion tour, and leave time to kill one of them and cancel the whole thing.

well, for the most part they are the wittiest and most well written.

but i find your constant bitching pretty endearing too, hon.

@30 -- What? Are you trying to buy her flowers or fuck her? Get your priorities straight. It's amazing how a well placed pillow under her belly can hide the fact that she is engorged with human child. Plus, she'll be more likely to swallow you hollow, since she's feeling unattractive and bloated. Then you tell her you'll call her, but of course you'll be lying.

how long did it take to stop steaming?

Can't quite figure out how she is going to have her kid.

Is she going to shit it out or does she prefer natural childbirth?

#40
stop it...i'm laffing my ass off. oh god. my eyes are watering. (gotta think of a good retort)
uh...
she had me blindfolded.

you know what? I'm going to show this pic to my kid when she gets older and tell her that this is what comes into your room at night when she's a bad little girl. SHOW OF HANDS: Will it work?

#43
***raises hand***
then i'm callin the authorities. that's child abuse!
:)

sorry, dude, what can i say? i'm a sucker for laughing, sunlit skin on a sunday and tickle torture. my mom always told me, "boi, if i do one thing right i'm gonna raise you to be a lover. you don't have to go to harvard, or even fordham. just learn how to love."

damnit you bitch, you made me such a pussy! i even like them crazy *lowers eyes in shame*

@35
shut the fuck up already! PLEASE shut up jeseeca before i post your picture up there and say "the REAL superficial: because this bitch is UGLY"

schack, hold your head up man! be proud.
my mom refused to teach me to be a good lover, no matter how many times i snuck up on her in the bedroom when she was asleep.
hahaha
gotcha!
i think

seriously, though, papi (nothemommi), you call me, you let me know. i won't shit for days, i'll hold it in. you bring the cocaine.

@44. you know you'd do it too. lol

yup. you nailed me. for sure.

i think it'd be one line and i wouldn't even have a choice!

re #48
i'm on my way! :)
re #49
hahaha, hell yeah! :)

Schack and NotTheMomma are like the funniest ppl here! u guys should get jobs with Anticlown Media the way you guys just dogged this pic! lol
seriously, im dying laughing (and im at wrk)

#53
scary spice made it too easy. :)
and schack...well...all i can say is "eat lots of grapes, i got the cocaine" :)

the ol' flattery approach... well it's naught going to work, if you catch my drift. i'm still trying to get the onion smell off my fingers and the fiberglass insulation itch out of my skin from the last time.

Holy cow, she looks like she has a baby growing in her ass too!

now we know why she's "scary" spice.
not saying she's ugly, but when she was born, the doctor slapped her mother. (rim shot)
take my wife...please (rim shot)

no wonder eddie's denying it all

She looks entirely too National Geographic/Jane Goodall/Aboriginal for me.

So many pregnant celebs... this is obviously a conspiracy. Aliens are abducting famous singers/actresses and impregnating them with their evil spawn.
Oh yea, it's all a matter of time before the human race is enslaved by alien-human cyborg baby celebrities.
First Hollywood. Then the world.

*waits patiently and drinks some whiskey*

Eddie Murphy is a total pig - she's 8 months pregnant and he skeets in her eye.

She's gone animal, she shall henceforth be known as Gorilla-Spice

46, wow, you sure showed me. 2 posts on my part results in a "shut the fuck up already" i didn't realize you were the Superficial Police. fuck off douchebag.

Fuck Tori spelling... Scary is where it's AT ! ! !

Damn, now where is my lube and box of Kleenex??

#64
dude, don't use kleenex to wipe up the lube. use a wash rag, kleenex just sticks to everything.
and besides, from the looks of things, you're not going to need any lube. this woman's been gaped pretty bad. i saw an upskirt of her coo-coo once, and her panties looked like they were stretched over the opening of an 8 oz empty can of v8. true story.

Damn, I would still hit it. Does that make me wrong?

#66
not wrong at all.
just turn out the lights first. it's all pink in the dark.

Well, we know she's a woman...so maybe Eddy isn't the father

Shit she is fucking scary alright. Props for Eddie for the hit and run regardless of the dna, he done good.

This enormous person wasn't the person Eddie was at the Academy Awards.....some chick named Tracy...and he told Baba Wawa on the pre-Oscar show he was in love with this Tracy chick. And Tracy didn't look like Big Foot.

Jesus, look at that ass.

her booty is bigger than her pregnant belly! That's fuckin wild!!! If she walked backwards and upside down, would anyone be able to tell the difference? (I guess that depends on whether she shaves the bush or lets it grow wild like that hair!)

Okay my take on the whole thing is,

Its kinda mean to make fun of women when they are pregnant cuz believe me we already feel like shit emotionally and physically and the last thing we want is to believe that people actually view us to be as hideous as we feel already...

BUT (and thats a huge BUTT in this case) Scarey Spice was a butta face to begin with. Actually I think her body looks really good for 8 mos pregnant...its that face, that God Awful mug on this bitch.

Scarey is a good name for her and u better believe she was impregnanted from behind, how else could a man finish in that used up british cow.

#67

Thanks I think I just threw up in my mouth a little bit...thanks for that

OK, by show of hands, how many men (I said MEN, not self-obsessed metrosexual manicure addicts) would, when confronted with her in the same outfit sitting on your couch, refuse a blowjob? That's what I thought most of the hands went up, good. Now, we've all nailed some less than desirable chicks on a tryst that just started as head, so of those of you that put up your hands, how many wouldn't back her from behind after a nice sloppy sausage suck? Only a few of you, niiiiice. Bottom line: many of you men (see above description) would nail her, ready to pop and all. It's not like this is Tori Spelling people.

I think I just threw up in my mouth a little bit is the new "Let's Roll"...the Burberry plaid of comebacks...the Paris Hilton of vaginas....i.e. OVERUSED. Stop fucking saying it.

she looks just like the scarecrow in the movie "the wiz".

http://wendyswizardofoz.com/wizpics/wiz6.JPG

I'd take Tori over Scary any day. But, I already have my Scary. And she's at home thinking about which "outfit" to wear tonite. Hail to the Chief, baby!

#70

the "tracey" you are referring to is the former wife of r&b singer kenny "babyface" edmonds. when she left babyface ,she took about $70 million with her. first of all i can't believe that anyone named "babyface" had $70 million to spare.

i think eddie is trying to woo tracy because she has money and he's struggling since his divorce, supporting 5 kids, losing the oscar nom, and having to pay for this monster's future baby.

@63 i mailny told u to SHUT THE FUCK UP 'cause as almost 8 or 9 ppl have said to you...THIS IS THE FUCKING SUPERFICIAL!!! therefore...your comment telling guys to "leave women alone" only make comments on a post BORING. you should be banned from Superficial! join PETA or go to Oprah with your "women's rights" shit. no one wants 2 read that crap. since u insist on "dont talk about women, MEN," i guess ill give u a little support when i say women do have rights. and right now WOMAN, you have the right to just KISS MY ASS!!
douchebag? i don't think so. tramp!

Know what else I don't want to read, in addition to crybaby rants? I don't want to read shit that has U for YOU and ur for YOUR and 2 for to or too. That shit's got to go. You aren't being charged by the letter, motherfuckers...spell that shit out.

U R rite. Y didn't U spl out jrz?

Because believe it or not Jerseymommy was taken, jackass. Any other fucking questions from the Asshole Gallery today? No? good.

Jeez, can't you people see what's going on here? Her ass had to grow in order to balance out the front end, otherwise she'd just topple forward.

I've seen many-a preggers woman, and they're ass doesn't take a few minutes to follow them through the door.

Geez lady, take it down a notch, just trying to be playful... who took a shit in your happy sandwich today?

How would you feel if you got 6 black jujyfruits in your box of jujyfruits? Pissed off, that's how you'd feel. Then you're sitting here eating the colorful fruity tasty ones and you gotta try to read some horseshit that looks like one great big run on typo.......

This is really gonna look like one big mama,so i guess he dumped her on time...

I agreed with you and was trying to highlight the idiocy of the practice, as well as ask you why it looked like you chose to employ something you abhor. Easy mistake. I hate all jujyfruits so I can't relate. You might wanna switch to Chuckles or something, no blacks.

Racist accusations in 5, 4, 3, 2, ...

so THATS where they got the inspiration for norbit!

Dude, Chuckles are even less bang for you buck....there's like, 5 chuckles and 1 is black...that means that if you spend $.70 on a thing of Chuckles, you've just wasted $.14...that black Chuckle just cost you $.14--and 1/5 of your candy is inedible. I wish the fucking store would just start selling Sour Patch Kids or Gummi Bears.

Black gummis are only worth 60% of any other gummi.

Jesseeca - I thought your comment #9 was pretty funny.

Still...that's one big ugly woman...

tell me what you want
what you really really want

She looks adorable! Beautiful skin tone, cute face, cute hair, and once she has the baby her body will be even better than it was before the pregnancy (she'll have bigger boobs).

EWWWW!

What kind of season is it over there in California right now?

I see the mate-season was about 8 months ago.

Yep. THat's scary, all right...

wtf? there is no way in hell that thing is melanie brown aka scary spice. no way in HELL! and if it is her... wtf happened to her a plastic surgery went wrong? did she fall on acid? wtf? mmm pregnancy did this to her? o SHIIIAT!

Reow!

This is a contribution to the fertility of human.

If I was a writer for the Fish, I would have a running gag, that I would only bring out in certain circumstances, and it would be, "There are no words."

That is what I'd leave as a caption for this.

Keeping in mind I'd only save it for special occasions.

Annnd this is one of them.

There are no words.

"67. Posted by NotTheMomma
just turn out the lights first. it's all pink in the dark."

ACTUALLY, the rods of the eyes- which are solely responsible for our night vision- have no real ability to discern color. What little "night vision" humans have is black-and-white, grey tones.

You know it's pink in your mind's eye, so you think of it as being pink even in the dark, but it's read in grey tones by the rods in very low light. (I won't obvious make the ROD-LABIA analogy here)

Next time you're with some labia minora, turn off all the artificial light and try to look at it in low moonlight. Everything looks greyish in the dark.

Then start singing to her "when the moon hits your crotch like a big pizza-pie, that's a'more" ..cuz that'd be really funny. XD

happy steak and blow job day.

#103 You're one of God's literal children, aren't you?

This is a case of mistaken identity. This is NOT Scary Spice. It is Scariest Spice. (SHUDDER... penis shrinking like a frightened turtle)

#102- You might be right?
There just might not be no words except for #104's "happy steak and blow job day."

i'm sooo lmao at all these comments these straight guys are making.

ya know, just for the simple fact that you're hetero and actually taking the time to read and...my god, post, on a celebrity gossip blog, i can only imagine how incredibly sad your lives are. i hope you have plenty of girls with low self-esteem comin' your way. poor fellas. :(

Now she looks like your typical American negro on welfare.

After seeing a 300 lb Tori Spelling, I just looked at this and went.. *shrug* Anti-climactic.

dear god kill me now!

@108, you must be one huge 300pound piece of pure ugly heifer.

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2nd trimester is super-horny time. I was. I was climbing all over my husband's mast like Captain Hook. I wanted to smother his face with my boobs all day and night. They were spectacular by then.

Then you hit the last trimester and you're like "STFU! I can't see my crotch anymore to trim it! Goddammit I've got hemorrhoids! I can't sleep! I can't tie my fucking shoes! You did this! DIE FUCKER DIE! Where's my Ambien!? Get it OUT OUT OUT! Get it out! I need a martini! Fuck you!!"

Nature's a beautiful thing <3

shut the fuck up, barbadofatass. check out my myspace and see how incredibly wrong you are. i'm sure you have plenty of spare time, being as that you're a loser and all.

@113 um...wow. it sounds like you had a beautiful pregnancy. all you need now is maybe some zoloft or possibly heroin to calm your nerves...other than that, i think you turned out pretty well. :)

You are on MYSPACE, and you're calling ME a LOSER! hahahahahahahahahahahahaha I'm not going to to yours or anyone's space to look at fake pictures fatso.

You guys think deadly skinny it's beautiful, what's fun at looking at a skeleton? its disgusting like looking at the runaway models She is pregnant every woman gets bigger when they are pregnant

@109 yep, my thoughts exactly

Oh and 113, LMFAO! God that is funny. But also makes me never want to get pregnant, fuck that shit, I'll just pull an angelina and buy some etheopian orphan or something.

DIS-GUST-ING!
my whole body is quivering from disgust.

big booties are gross.

my whole body is quivering from disgust.

my whole body is quivering from disgust.

ye, i also think she could be more nice

#120, you have got to be kidding with that comment. More cushin for the pushin is what I say. I'd take a big ass anyday over one of the Olsen twins.

Dooood! Whaddup wid all dat boooty?