Mar 8 2007Rosie O'Donnell is sad, hangs upside down

Ursula the Sea Witch.

She is so smokin' hot!!

She's quite the porker isn't she?

I now have a phobia of walking into a dark room and realizing that Rosie is hanging from the ceiling above me. It would take me years of therapy to get over that...

Batter up, hear the call
the time has come for one and all
to Play ball....

"Yes, Ms. O'Donnell we can install a steel I-beam support in this ceiling, but just how much weight do you need it to hold?"

I would tap dat in a second but I'll need to shovels to spoon back the fat.

God she's hot!

Couch jumping bitch who wishes she was funny.

@1 ha ha

I admit that in the past I've been a nasty
They weren't kidding when they called me, well, a witch
But you'll find that nowadays
I've mended all my ways
Repented, seen the light, and made a switch
To this...

The hanging upside down was my idea. I was tired of battling her gunt every time I tried to lick her rosiebud.

Big Missus potato-head havin' fat-ass. She just needs to go away quickly.

I'm sure her depression has nothing to do with Columbine and has everything to do with her being a fat, ugly bitch.

I find it really hard to believe that the Columbine shootings threw her into some massive depression. People don't go into greiving to that extent for people they don't know. They can feel for them, and even cry a little, but that seems a little exaggerated.

If she was that big of a humanitarian, she would be nuts by now, the world has always been ugly. Columbine is one tragedy in a sea of disasters.

What a load of crap.

I wonder if The Donald donkey punches the back of her head when he's doing her doggie-style?

She just hangs upside down so entire cakes can be deposited directly into her stomach using a pole.

Years ago i saw her as a guest on the Tonight Show and apparently she can stand on her head. Being upside down for her comes naturally because her fat shifts into equilibrium like any amorphus blob would. If she remains in that state long enough eventually her head will fluidly drift back to an upright position.

Rosie is a terrific person and YOU ALL SUCK!

I have the same problem. I can't sleep for many months after tragedies. I didn't sleep for 9 mionths after 9-11.

GO AHEAD AND SLAM ME FOR THAT YOU ASSHOLES!

the upside down hanging can't be a good sight for Kelli Carpenter - the hairy pimpled stretchmarked flabalanche, the farting right at nose level, all the lost pieces of ringdings falling off to the floor, finally settling down into what looks like a gigantic 3-scoop cottage cheese tower with an unruly black bush growing out of it. and all that's before she even opens her mouth to start squawking...

I didn't sleep for 11 months after 9-11. I win.

The only way I'd even be slightly interested in watching Rosie on tv is if they put her and Dingbat trump in a locked room and made them fight to the death.
Hopefully they'd kill each other.
Then we could fill it in with cement and use it as part of the levees in New Orleans. At least they'd be useful then.

Now...if only she'd include some rope.

I haven't slepted since my eighth prenatal month, after the tragedy of having my dad poke my head during sex with my mom (pigs, the both of them). I win.

"slepted" lmao. I guess I suffered a head injury too...

I have difficulty sleeping after going to the 7-11, but that's probably because I get stuff with caffeine in it.

#17

Yes, if by terrific person you mean fatass windbag.

I bet her cooch smells like a 2,000 year old wet dead wolf.

I went bowling the other day and picked up a 7-10 split and was so excited I couldn't sleep.

I couldn't sleep after I sprained my neck during 69.

I banged 11 chicks the other night and didn't get any sleep.

What a GREAT parent. She was so upset at what happened to those kids in Colorado that she traumatized her OWN children by abandoning them and forcing them to deal with a mother who is acting crazy.

Hey Rosie, A REAL parent drags her ass out of bed no matter HOW they are feeling and takes care of their kids. If you aren't capable of doing that then you should not have adopted.

And everybody on this blog isn't gonna sleep for the next 48 hours because of that thing in the orange jumpsuit.

So there, we're all winners.

Oh, and #17

If you REALLY didn't sleep for months you would be dead. I think what you MEANT to say is that you are such a hysterical Drama queen desperate for attention that you pretended to have a mild case of insomnia for several months after 9-11.

But it's ok, we knew what you meant.

#31:

maybe she is dead.........maybe she's a ghost.......i'm scared now.

I don't think I'll be able to sleep.

#10...OMG, eeeeeewwwwwww, there goes lunch. When I picture that cow hanging upside down, I picture a big slab of fatty meat hanging on a hook in a meat locker.

Great a big lesbo post to attract that cunt Libraesque... hopefully she's in hot pursuit of Rosy so she can catch her while she's in prime position to munch some rug.

I can't wait to see the witty retort from Libra... "You're a teenager who lives in a trailor and did you really think you could talk to me like that? Um, no.. enough said run along now" Libra-follow your own advice and go run along the 405..try not to dent the cars when they hit you...folks in Cally, brace yourselves for the big one!

So, Rosie was depressed after the Columbine shootings for what reason? I mean, I know it was sad, but it wasn't a personal attack on her family. It's not like someone shot HER little nephew or something.

On a funnier note, I bet when she hangs upside down in front of a mirror, she can finally see her cooter.

Do you think can she see the coot when the flapjacks she calls tits are hanging over her face?

I bet she took those depression pills on accident thinking they were candy. Why god why did you invent those pills.

I'll guess she's hiring a towtruck every time otherwise i can't figure out how she'll get herself upside down.

First time poster. Long time fan.

Why oh Why does this woman exist ? and why is her big yap open in every photo. My vote for the biggest celebrity blowhard of all time is this cow. Can someone please drive her out to the wild somewhere and release her ?

She's on anti-depressents ? big deal so is half of North America.

Dammit! You heard her, the drugs saved her life. That doctor needs a good beating!

83rd time poster, long time enemy.

Fuck Rosie O'Donnell.

this all one lame attempt to humanize her and convince the earthlings she's not Jabba the Hutt's niece.
It's been like what? 10 years? why is columbine suddenly relevant other than a tool to make it look like she's capable of emotion?

I just want to point out that I didn't have volcanic diarrhea this morning until I read this post. Very suspicious coincidence.

While I'm sure Rosie was genuinely distressed by the events in Columbine, to say that her distress caused her great enough mental anguish to require professional help for something that didn't happen to her or anyone she knew and probably occurred at least a thousand miles from her location at the time shows her to be not so much clinically depressed as a big fucking drama queen. She clearly didn't get enough attention as a child and she's making up for it. America is a nation of drama queens now, thanks to people like her. We're supposed to prove how awesome and sensitive we are by freaking the fuck out at everything, because that proves you care and that you're a wonderful, moral person, right? Right... I still like her better than Trump, but not by much, which is saying a lot because I hate Trump. Rosie might find her depression would get better if she would not open her gaping piehole at every opportunity. I know it would make me feel a lot better.

amen to that LL. clinical depression, if there is such a thing, given what it's supposed to be, shouldn't end in a song and dance (well, squak and lurch) routine on national television.

the doctor can write you a permission slip to be crazy and a certificate of authenticity, but he's just the kid who sat next to you in English, who became a failed philosopher in college, and so tried his hand at psychiatry.

Is there a bigger hypocritical cunt in this country? Can you imagine her upside down?- the bar bending and her fat utters scraping the floor. Geezus my lunch...

she might as well say:

ANYONE WHO DENOUNCES DRUG DEALERS IS STUPID. MY DRUG DEALER SAVED MY LIFE!

i once had a psychiatrist tell me that smoking pot would have very similar effects on me as prozac. did you try a little dope, rosie? i doubt it, even though the law should be doubly dubious to ms. double-chin and her illegitimate wifey.

If scientist's can create a substance strong enough to support an upside down Rosie then why can't they solve global warming?

Ever notice how everyone named Rosie is always hideouslly fugly?

so many questions..

schack keep grinding that axe. You don't sound at all defensive. Nope, not one bit.

why, hello, biatcho!

i missed you!

Ahh, the perfect chance to bring back a yo momma snap. She don't hang upside down, she just so fat she jumps up in the air and gets stuck.

Roflcopters @1! Maybe if they put a bandana around her head she can pass for Wally Tusket (from Ultimate Muscle)

I can hear Rosie now...

"Must hang upside down so the fat will come up and not down. Mayonnaise, MAYONNAISE! WHERE"S MY MAYONNAISE? mmmmm Ho-Hos... Is that a hot dog or are you just glad to see me? Seriously, gimme a hot dog."

There's a joke about a fat bat somewhere... I'll work on it.

Exactly what does this fucking cow hang from?

That has to be some type of special formula governement steel....

Hey guys, watch the View on Friday, I read in the newspaper this morning that she is going to demonstrate and hang upside down on the show!!! I hope they have a stroooongly built set for that one....then again, her crashing to the floor would make some good TV. LoL

She hangs upside down so she can do 69 with her lesbo lovers and not crush them to death.........

Oh... bad visual.... yuck... I hate the taste of vomit........

That explains the earthquake in Indonesia.

I bet she beeps when she backs up.

Hanging upside down? That explains the fat head and penchant for liberalism. Seriously, Columbine sent her into a depression? How the fuck did she survive 9/11? She probably lives on excuses. "Kelli, Tom Selleck really pissed me off today, get me some vicodin." "Kelli, Donald Trump took a public shit on me, grab me a handful of oxycodone, would ya?" "Kelli, Lil' Debbie's discontinuing the moon pie, load the 9mm, please hon."

#17 mztry, Rosie is a big old Attention Whore and by telling us off you are getting in the way of her fix. She's not gonna be happy with you.
There, that should give you insomnia for the rest of the month.

What object in this universe is strong enough to hold up THAT as it hangs upside down?

Hmm, I'd like to put down the numbers of some of the posts and tell them how funny they were, but damn, too many, this is one of the funniest threads in a long time. More Rosie-Bitch, less Lindsey-Ho

I wonder what crazy T.Cruise thinks of that, I would guess thier not friends anymore.

TCLTC
RLPFT (Rosie loves prozac filled twinkies)

Why wont this dumb bitch go away, far away like Brando in Apocalypse Now, she can sit on a throne of shit and eat the natives.

If Rosie had been at Columbine no one would have dieD. I'm guessing she could easily suck up 2 -3 thousand rounds of ammo and at least a metric tonne of shrapnel and still be able to waddle to Denny's for her 3rd grand slam of the day.

#17 mztry - I had really bad gas after the space shuttle exploded.

stupid fat ugly
upside down hanging free fall
crater left post-crash

66 comments about a fat lesbian being an asshole and Lesbianesque is no where in sight? Sweet Jesus it's Christmas in March.

Now something tells me she'll be here in 5...4...3...2... and go.

24 & 49 - impostor biatcho... you need better material. Maybe once your balls finally drop we'll get some good shit out of you.

Somebody mentioned earlier something like Why can't this fat bitch keep her mouth shut.....

And you know, now that I think of it, I don't think I've EVER seen a picture of her with her mouth closed.

I'm just saying...

What a visual..yikes! Picturing that whiny loudmouth hanging like a big, fat bat is hilarious, lol. She'll say anything for more attention, since she stopped being funny awhile ago. I guess when she can't get positive attention, she'll settle for whatever she can get.

Wouldn't she suffocate when all the fat slid down around her head? Does she use a snorkel or something?

Biatch, nice to see you're still jonesing over me
how sweet
Just cuz she's a lesbian doesn't mean I don't think she's an asshole
An asshole with a huge cake hole that needs to be cemented shut. The only thing she does that's funny is make that ridiculously dumb blond on the View cry

I can see the Fish goes to absolute shit when you and I aren't on here playing slap and tickle

yawn

All we can hope is Rocky strolls by when she's hanging and starts punching the shit out of her.

you people are too mean. rosie is a charming, thoughtful and sexy person. just watching her on tv makes my panties moist. i can't help myself. usually I start by pinching my nipples, one then the other. when rosie interrupts those other useless women i have to bite down on my popsicle stick to keep from moaning. if it's close to welfare day I might have some crisco left, then I can grease up both fists and let my imagination run wild.

Oh Lord, 74, you, my friend, are wild.
#63 I love it, Prozak filled twinkies, HA!

Oh and #17, Please no one cares about your pathetic life and your need for sympathy, go play the violins for another crowd. I think that you needed some fucking prozak
Go talk to your homegirl Rosie, she'll hook it up.

i really wish this fat bitch would just shut the fuck up. all she ever does it start shit and aggravate everybody. she sounds like an old man who smokes 6 fucking packs a day.

Gee, I wonder what's on SuperFish t-BYAAAGGGH!

*laptop blows up*

Having to visualize all these comments about Rosie hanging upside down, really rapes my brain. I feel violated.

Next time she's hanging upside down, I hope that Rocky comes by and mistakes her for a side of beef and uses her as a punching bag. I can't stand the obese, obnoxious cow....no disrespect to cows intended.

@ 72...Libra: You should follow your own advice to Rosie & get some cement and take care of that huge cake hole of yours. While you're at it, please cement anything you can type with into cement filled buckets so the posters here @ fish don't have to be subjected to the rantings of a 40 something year old wretch who seems to hate everyone who doesn't love Angie and Brad or any other celebrity whose ass you choose to defend.

On 2nd thought, just grab the cement bricks and tie them to your ankles and hop in the bay!

Save yourself the time....I've already put your standard reply in my previous post num. 34..... Yes, you bore me with your retorts. I love you darling... love to hate you that is!

I'm being forced to watch this episode right now and I'm seriously considering stabbing myself in the ears and eyes.

#80 WHO the fuck are you and WHAT are you going on about you FREAK
And how do you know how old I am
FREAK

I'm the freak? Hello, pot? This is kettle calling, you're a cunt.

Honey, your age, sexual orientation, photo etc are well known on this site. Why don't you go do us all a favor and strangle yourself with the feather boa you're sporting in the photo I saw of you on that lovely spoof blog that was created?

BTW: I don't hate lesbos- just you. The fact that you're all about munching the rug is just another thing to have fun with!

You know me.... aside from the board, you gave me the worst oral I've ever had.

Cheers!

um, anus, I've never seen your screen name before, so you must be one of the pathetic LOSER regulars who is now hiding behind another screen name

and....you're quoting my age, etc. from a spoof blog, do you know what that makes you? A fucking idiot. If it's a spoof blog IT'S NOT CORRECT

and munching the rug.....who uses language like that except a 12 year old redneck, but you go right ahead and "have fun with it" If that's your idea of fun you're as big a fucktard as you sound

Man she is so full of shit!!! Depressed over Columbine... Give me a break !! she should wrap the rope around her neck..

Its all ratings for the View people. When she does shit like that it gets plastered all over every network... There isn't a house rafter in the country that can hold her fat ass up.
She should be more depressed her partner doesnt have a Weiner...

She's probably depress because the Trump Man bitch slapped her all over the networks... You notice she doesnt talk shit about anybody anymore...

Dont mess with the Donald you Fatster.

Can you believe this little hussy. Now shes spouting her mouth out about 911 being an inside job. Its one thing being an idiot and a fool and liar and ugly and fat and its another thing to point her chubby the little finger at people who are alot smarter and funnier and say the Americans did 911. WHAT A LOAD OF TRASH. Have you read her blog?

Rosie O'donnell says that 911 was an inside job. Let her burn for her lies.

god - that's a very disturbing image - she's like a fat vampire - literally