Mar 9 2007Rosie O'Donnell hangs upside down

FIRST!

FIRST

phh...second..lolzzz

Thanks, 'Fish....I just ate. *wretching*

Hippos everywhere are officially turned on.

SECOND!

Damn, she is the most revolting, disgusting slob of a creature I have ever seen. How can anyone stand to look at or listen to her ? Why is she on TV ? Why do people watch her ?

I'm sure I'll get blasted for this, but I thought she was much fatter than that. Has she lost weight?

i fucking hope she droppes on her fat huge nogin. and i've seriously had enough of her, she's fat, abnoxious and "disgusting" as Trump would put it

Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-Fatman! Fatman! Fatman!

that explains all the water in her head.

i hope she pops an artery and gets a brain clot.

Cut the rope!

It is a shame that the celebrity lifestyle allows people to reamin emotionally stunted woman/children doing every idiotic thing that pops into their head in a never ending quest to get whatever attention they didn't get from their parents. The level of immaturity is truly astounding.

I just have one more thing to say. Nyahhh Nyahhhh, Tom Cruise Loves the Cock.

I want to hear Trump's comment on this one.

Oh my eyes !

I hope the washroom is not occupied, lunch is about to come back up. Please stop this. This is like some bad B movie. Island of the disgusting, lesbian vampire bats.

I see Red Lobster's open for business.

Man, I bet the ABC execs are regretting hiring her more than passing on "Friends".

Holy shit.. When you gotta start buying your inversion equipment at "Trapeze-Artists-Are-Us" you are one fat bitch... Is that a goddamn livestock sling? I think I saw Mike Rowe using that on heffers on Dirty Jobs... Come to think of it, I think I saw him use it on Rosie actually....

The circus will never be the same....

I mean really... is there anything more distrubing than the site of a face high inverted Rosie snatch??? You know she uses that so he "wife" can eat while standing...

ACk ACK ACK.... BARF....

I gotta get me one of those.

One of those fat bitches I mean.

As the two-legged hippopotamus rugmunchus hangs upside down from a very sturdy tree limb, its vulva can be heard gasping for air, as this is the only time of day that it is not smothered by the animal's massive FUPA.

#19 Fifth Stooge

Comedy Gold!

How ironic that this vid clip actually increases my sadness.

Isnt it supposed to help depression, not cause it?

If I didnt know the history of psychiatry and that ridalin was a street drug, I think would just skip the hanging upside down and take some anti-depressants. Instead, I will exercise and take vitamins.

Just kidding. I am being glib.

#20 - LMAO....

I really did enjoy her in "A League of Their Own."
...and when she had her show, I watched it, of course I lived in the woods, with no neighbors and no cable or satellite TV... I don't watch TV anymore, and just started keeping up with the celebrity gossip thing, so I have nothing to say. other than I was like "THA FUCK" when it came out she was a Lesbian!

I prayed to the heavens for the ropes to break. Alas, my prayers were not answered.

Thankfully she still at least made herself look like a complete idiot. Next up in Rosie's mental health series: spin around in your living room (Ricky Bobby "windmill"-style) for an hour a day to increase feelings of positive, quiet solitude as your friends slowly abandon you for acting like an insane buttmonkey!

i think she's sexy

@20 gross, but funny!!

Thank you so much for all of the nightmare fodder. I've got the Hoff in drag, a naked Jared Leto and now, Rosie O'Donaskmewhy hanging upside down with her legs spread. I'm never going to sleep again...

# 20 is great- In the wild kingdom voice. I wish someone would hunt her down and mount her enormous head above the fireplace. With of the guns from Kmart- that she so strongly opposes...yet still took their money to be spokesperson from...cunt

what a fucking pig. she's on anti-depressants huh. if i were a child abuser like her, i'd be on more than drugs. i'd probably slit my own throat.
she's such a pig.

rofl! i just choked on my tea...

on a side note, she's a comedian guys, get it? they do stupid/shocking things to make people laugh...oi.

I only wish one of my 2,762 porno vids made me as hard as this clip.

#29 - Can you imagine how many darts it would take to take her down and get an ear tag and GPS collar on???

Too bad old Stevo is not with us anymore...
He could have run on the stage and jammed a fist in her cloaka....

umm, you can pass out doing that...

i hope someone breaks their face and sues her

#31 hold on, checking my dictionary...

OK, comedian is defines someone that is funny or does funny things. That lets her out...

They should call that thing "Cables of Steel"........

Wow Rosie hanging upside down...those are some big pants! I would dislike being the guy that has to go around and collect everything that fell out of those. It would be like cleaning up the set of a 6 way porno orgy video!

Only cleaning up her garbage I'm sure you would just find yourself with many questions especially after you found some money with ellen's face on it, a naked picture of oprah, a pocket pussy and elmo's left furry limb!

LORD SAVE US!

I wish there was a terminator out there for her.

Can anyone else smell pork?

It's like a scene from a slaughter house....you know.....where the big sides of beef are hanging up........Jesus. Lose some weight you fat dyke!

Now...if only someone would hang a sign right above those flabby opened porkchops that says: "Insert Knife Here".

Wow! The Rosie O'Donnell punching bag! I bet if you punch it too hard you'll get cottage cheese and gravy on your knuckles.

Even Libraesque thinks Rosie looks like a barnyard animal here, but of course that's the _____ calling the _____ _____.

All we need to do is fill her with hydrogen so we can send her to germany and say "here you go, we fixed your hindenburg".

YEEEEEAAAAUUUGGGHHHHH!

It burns!
It burns!

Oh my god, its like one of those giant balloons you see at a car lot!

43--The dyke calling the faggot gay? The Yetti calling Rosie fat? What?

I only wish Rosie did it naked. I'd stand behind her and lick every curly black hair rising out of a whitehead along the entire length of her chronically chafed buttcrack.

Looks like Rosie's knocked up to me. Maybe Kelli took a gob of sperm from an anonymous donor, put it on her nose and impregnated that loud-mouthed dyke.

Regardless, when she's hanging like that, all I can think of is eat at the "Y". You know you were thinking it too. Yumm, yumm.

That pinata holds a LOT of candy.

While she's upside down like that I want to fill her vagina full of fire ants.

I always hang upside-down. It's easier for my Great Dane to eat his peanut butter that way. I call him "Sir Licks A Lot".

PS.The new editor is stupid and not funny. I can't believe anticlown didn't hire me, especially after I sent in that picture of the extreme close up of four dildos in my pussy. Four, dude.

She is a pig...disgusting....yeah, I'd support the fire ant project in # 50.

I'm thinking the real reason she does this is that it's the only way she can get any air to that part of her lower abdomen that's fully covered by that fat waddle while she's standing.

I'll bet it's like wildly stinky under there.

And I need to apologize for calling her a dyke earlier, because she's really a bull-dyke. Wallet on a chain and the whole nine yards.

Well, we know she pees standing up...but can she pee while hanging upside down? This IS a good look for her because it make the fat in her ankles slide to her calves...DISPLACEMENT I believe is what they call it.

I feel unhappy with my body because I'm starting to get a gut and some man boobs. I've been starving myself all day, but seeing rhe fatty rolls flap up her body makes me so nauseated I truly have dry heaves. This is no joke. I really think I can go the rest of the day on one can of slimfast.

UUUUUUUUUURRRRPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!

Rosie is like the obnoxious drunk uncle that comes over and talks trash about everything, all the while bemoaning how unfair the rest of the world treats fat, lazy assclowns like themselves. She's insulted everyone in the world, yet people find her amuzing? Shit! Someone do us a favor and skin her alive while pouring vinegar over her wounds, filming that and showing it live on tv. Now that is something I'd watch! Either that or crane her fat ass over a volcano and plug it up for good. She needs to die like NOW!

Think nice thoughts
Think nice thoughts

NOT WORKING TRY HARDER!

Think nice thoughts
YESS! I am getting something, here. The swing breaks and she falls with all that weight directly on her face and snaps her own neck.

Ahh, better. That was worse than a nightmare.

Oh my god a fat woman with her legs spread.

Oh my God, fat women have smellier vaginas. Oh my God, ugly people have even smellier ding dongs and vaginas. Oooooh gross!

I guess we should all give thanks to our Creator for giving beautiful people like me fresh, odorless vaginas and giving all ugly fat men stinky manginas [wenises]..since they're um gay.

the moderator has a stinky wenis !

oh my god #43 you're so FUNNY, and that ____ ____ thing, WOW, clever!!!!!

And Jizz, you're really just ...WAY too funny for the Fish, you shouldn't be wasting that talent of yours here

Whenever she get fired for whatever reason,she can start easily a new career in a circus as a curiosity.Next to the woman with the beard.

All we need now is a vat of batter, a giant deep fat fryer, and a 2X4......

We could cook the worlds largest dyke on a stick....

#61 - why not let her do both? Woman with a beard on a wire.... Wicked!!

Go Carnies go!!

Now we gotta see this shit all weekend. WTF.

Friday rules are to put a story we can tolerate throught the weekend on top. This ain't it. That smug stupid cowbitch.

observations

1. rosie is clearly currently attempting to shed weight; that along with trying to get the make-up dept. to make her if not actually, at least more presentable
if successful, she will experience what could be called the "Limbaugh Effect"; that is when an untalented celebrity is desperate for acceptance to the point where they force themselves to shed their obesity; only to reveal and discover that they still have an enormous misshapen head, making their cranial-to-bodily proportions even more disturbing

2. i GUARANTEE r. o'donnell's 'people' are tracking sales of ceiling-69-slings as we speak, to determine if this appearance by her boosts numbers
entities such as r.o. and bill "access hollywood" o'reilly ONLY measure success in terms of people they can blindly lead
they have ABSOLUTELY NO INTEREST in improving the world in ANY way, micro-megalomania is the name of the game
you may remember when lil' bill feigned outrage at hip-rap or rock-and-soul or whatever, and DEMANDED a boycott of Arby's Sandwiches or some shit like that; again, it was multi-orgasms for him when discovered even one-tenth percent sales differences

3. this video footage further underscores that
ROSIE O'DONNELL IS INCAPABLE OF DOING ANYTHING BUT LYING
she is even lying to herself, she knows fucking-damned-well that hanging like a bat-cow doesn't do jack-fuck'ly-shit for "depression"
she has NEVER been anything but a LIAR
she finds a demographic that somewhat matches her own (typically unhappy housewives secretly taking prescription anti-depressants) and will say ANYTHING they want to hear

4. r.o. had her own comedy-show, if i remember it was on VH-1, and literally could not make a hyena laugh with her lack of talent
and now her she is, causing me to laugh uncontrollably for 2 days straight, by talking about her "depression" and its "solutions"
she's funny when serious, and cannot elicit a single laugh when being a comedienne
for all his faults, d. trump PEGGED HER SPOT-ON
Rosie O'Donnell is a LOSER, and is a FAILURE at EVERYTHING she does

5. post #19 has made me laugh the ENTIRE DAY, kudos

6. why the fuck am i numbering these fucking thoughts; whatthefuck is this, a powerpoint presentation???
seriously, in 6th grade did you EVER think you'd end up in the shitty situation you're in right now? life was so hopeful then
as a child, a nightmare is monsters under the bed; in real-life, the nightmare is plodding in a shit-crapping job almost every day of your life
speaking of which, i hear the call-of-un-nature

Good Lord. It's a yoga swing, and it looks like she's never even heard of the word yoga. I mean, she probably thinks yoga is something you eat with granola in the morning or something.

Thank God she tucked her shirt in so we wouldn't see her fat rolls.

Bulldykes across America are even appauled.

Fucking manpig!

This is almost as revolting as the pic of Cisco Adler's hanging gonads.

#61
Rosie already was a woman with a beard :

Tom Cruise

Fuck! what's with all the ham?

I leave for a week and you bastards turned this into a meat products fetish site?

not that there's... err anything wrong with that.

she needs to complete her program with aa ultra-cleansing liquid plumber enema!!!!

A repulsively fat ugly woman hanging upside down advising me on depression?

This is just too weird. I can't process it properly like the rest of you. I gotta go back on the meds. I gotta go. I really gotta go.

I love Rosie. She doesn't care what anytone thinks.

first of all, of course, I had a typo. She doesn't care what anyone thinks. give her a break, ok? wow, slow news day

65, thanks for sharing, Donald.... ;)

@65- It must be just anothershityear for you.

i can hear those stretch pants screaming from here.

The cameramen should've gotten a pay rise for that stint. Plus a hell of a lot of counselling. Such brave, brave people.

OK, whose paying for my carpet cleaning since this made me spew on it. Think the blood rushing to her head has affected her?

ew, i'll never eat again. i'm amazed the entire building was able to support her fat ass. TEAM TRUMP BABY!!!

Wow, for a minute there I thought I was back working at the meat processing plant. But then Rosie began talking and then I realized it wasn't a dead carcass hanging there.

Up until now I had no idea whether gorillas could hang from trees like other primates. Thanks to Rosie, I know the answer is "yes."

Donald Trump was right: she's a retarded ugly slob and filthy dyke. Another candidate for compulsory euthanasia.

Why are pictures of old men posing like this anywhere near newsworthy?

This must have been probably a Libraesque's post,otherwise i can't figure out how this video got posted on here.

Oh God, I did not know she was a lesbo. That just makes me wanna blow chunks.

DYKE!!!!!!

shes like a fat lezbian bat

bwahahaha!

maybe this isa why she acts so strange- she hangs upsidedown too much and all the blood rushes to her head.

OK... I understand that some people are depressed... i understand depression can bother you... I mean i am now depressed that I saw that fat lesbo pig hanging upside down....

But why tyhe fuck did she get dpressed after Columbine? Did she know anyone there? I mean yes it was a tragedy and those two trenchcoat wearing homos should have just killed themselves but why did she get depressed?

Is she that alone in the world that she cant get depressed over her own shit? I mean my god, she is a lesbo cause no man his right mind would EVER fuck her..... Richard Jeni thought of it and shot himself.......

Just dont get it........

#85
PUT DOWN:
the crack pipe and the jug o moonshine
ya aint makin' no sense boy

10 bucks says she does this naked someday and is smothered to death by her own sagging, gelatinous, yes gelatinous, tits.

either that or she chokes on a ham sandwich. I'd say its 50/50 either way

i like how she threw in serotonin to sound knowledgeable

imran karim

good lord - talk about load-bearing beams!