Mar 6 2007Rachael Ray might have rabies

The dog saw her abnormally huge teeth and was panicked. I'd bite her too

FIRST?

first???

I think he was probably just hungry and bit the nearest meatball in sight.

RACHEL RAY IS SO CUTENESS BURGER!

ok, maybe not, but at least i gave it a shot...

anyway, who is this person and why is she trying to bite the camera man?

Also, who the fuck names their dog "Isaboo"? Maybe she can give herself a nickname to match... "Isaporker"

Might have rabies? She's a DONOR.

READ the story. It said ONE of the dogs bit her, not necessarily the stray dog. If one of the dogs that bit her was there with their owner, she probably got confirmation that it was current on its shots.

This is a non story

Rachael: Okay? That's it? I don't need a shot?

nurse: Not shot, dog bite.

Rachael: No, no, no. I know I wasn't shot. Do I need a shot?

nurse: Not shot, dog bite. Woof woof, not bang bang.

She kinda deserves it for naming her dog Isaboo.

That was no dog - that was Sharon Stone.

Dogs can sense evil

i got food poisoning from a cuteness burger once, don't ever eat there!

It would have been funnier if it had humped her leg and she got a bruise from it. And, the dog was a chihuahua. With a cold. And one of those dumb little sweaters. Dang, gotta take my meds again.

Is this D-list week or what? I had to google her to even know who she was.

i got food poisoning from taking a bite out of a raw stray once (well, it wasn't so much RAW as ALIVE, but to me all living things are just raw meat, kept warm). don't ever eat raw strays. oh, and babies are the best- just the soft parts, of course.

What's on her wrist? Did she just get out of a concentration camp or something? (The kind where they over-feed you instead of under-feed you, apparently.)

FIRST!

No! GOD DAMNED 56k!

LAST (so far)

FIST

I can't stand this ugly, fat, annoying cunt.
I wish that dog would have eaten her.
Stupid fucking dog - you gotta capitalize on your chances, who knows when you'll get the opportunity again.

By the way, who are the fucking geniuses that put this annoying twat on every-other TV station round-the-clock? They should be shot in the face too.

Too bad the dog didn't chew out her freakin' voice box.

Might have been the EVOO dripping out of her vag that attracted the dog.

She is too annoying to live. Dogs (or some other entity) please kill her before she breeds.

P.S. what kind of torso is that?

Does this mean she likes it ruff? And here I thought I was being original blogging on this story this morning... :(

Are sure she didn't give the dog rabies?

How is she supposed to get 'checked' for rabies? LOL...The only way to test for it is to cut your head off and have it tested in a lab. Which, wouldn't be a bad thing for her. She should still go through the treatment. Just to be safe.

This loud, homely, vulgar, EVOO spoutin, full of herself piece of shit really really iritates the pee out of me. I actually heard O(god)prah say "you're in the circle now" to this twat. Trust me, I know poop when I smell it, and this girl is a big ole bag of it. Ok, I feel better. What in the hell has she done besides cooked a lot of fat ass unhealthy crap on t.v. & then, gets a fucking talk show. Im just going to ask the obvious here....."who is she fucking??"

Such boring posts lately. Who the hell is the chick anyway?????????????

yeah, rachael ray can be more than a tad annoying at times, but wtf is up with calling her fat? she's a cook! she better have some meat on her. who the f trusts a skinny cook? not me!

this bitch is more annoying than oprah.

THANK GOD!! I thought it said she might have babies. That's much scarier than her having rabies.

how is this news again? why bite the bitch when u could just rip her insides out or get the owner to beat the shit outta her. what was he doing? begging her to cook?
~N@ughty

It's almost like the bubble butt and ability to smile that were surgically removed from Victoria Beckham's body have been grafted onto Rachael Ray. It's spooky - like an alternate Spice universe. Kitchen Spice.

Maybe rabies drool will sweeten her helium-on-crack voice. She always looks like she's baring her teeth though.

It was bad enough that she's got all those TV shows. Now her chunky face is plastered on boxes of Nabisco products. The only place I'd like to see her face is on a milk carton.

I for one knew who she was... Her face is on my Triscuit box! - ok.. THEN I had to look for her name. Whatever.

Who's this girl?Does she like rabbies?

Lucky Dog! I'd love to sink my teeth into that hot piece of Aaaaashe, but you know what is really delicious .... whole sticks of butter dipped in powdered suger ... mmmmm butter.

In the first small picture, you can see a huge booger in her right nostril.

Not that I was looking for it... Well, I was, but not THAT way.

I'd like to hit her in the shitter, with my one eyed critter

Boooooring... Come on - can we do better next time?

Her "cooking" is a joke and her voice is like nails on a chalkboard. Who thinks this useless chick is cute? And who geenlighted her talk show? I hope that person and her show die a quick death.

I'd give her something.

I doubt it would be rabies, but it could be a disease.

In honor of Rachael Ray as the prize post of the day:

This is the end
Beautiful friend
This is the end
My only friend, the end

Of our elaborate plans, the end
Of everything that stands, the end
No safety or surprise, the end
I'll never look into your eyes...again

buh-bigh, SuperFish

Sexy voice or no, I HATE seeing her on every product.

Burger King, Wusthof then santoku knives... Now I can't buy Nabisco crackers or a box of fucking cereal without her angler fish teeth staring out at me.

MAKEITGOAWAYMAKEITGOAWAYMAKEITGOAWAY
**twitch**

Considering how she acted BRFORE she got rabies, I'd hate to think of how she is gonna act once she starts foaming at the mouth.

WTF, who cares about this chick?!? This site isn't even funny anymore. It's making it very hard to avoid work...

This chick is really scary looking. She looks like a hyped up midget.

I was having a crappy day after having to go to the DMV, but this news just made it better!

I hate Rachel Ray, she can't cook and on her "40 dollars a day" show she coverts Dollars to Euros the wrong way, meaning she's really spending over $60 not under $40...dumb bitch

To rub it in, the stray went "Yummo" when he took a hunk out of Isaboo.

One more thing, what's with this site's titles all being "Might" have rabies, "sort of" works out, "sort of kind of" shows her nipple...etc...
This site is on a rollercoaster ride to hell....
It's like the weather man saying everyday that there's a "chance" of rain...duh!!!

this story has nothing to do with cocaine, and thus i am disappointed. oh, jrzmommy, youre not funny. stop trying.

She was defending a pit bull? I'm confused, isn't that the equivalent of giving advice to your psychotherapist?

#41 - Especially when they're deep-fried.

I can't insult a woman who'd cook me breakfast the morning after. Actually I can, I'm just too lazy to link round shoulders to rabies together.

Or type coherent sentences.

If Rachael Ray dies of rabies, we will henceforth be spared her 15 millionth on-air explanation that E.V.O.O. is "extra-virgin olive oil." And that, as her competitor Martha Stewart might say, would be a "good thing."

Mmmm....rabies. Dee-lish!

As Anthony Bourdain put it, "Rachel Ray does to food what Hitler did to Poland".

I don't know about rabies, but I'll tell you what Rachael Ray DOES have -- man hands. And perhaps crack cocaine. (Seriously, who is naturally that "bubbly"?)

LEAVE MY WOMAN ALONE.

This broad is so much more bangable than Martha Stewart, bro.

-East Coast Bro

That's "EVOO™" to you fuckers, thank you so very much.

I still think she's more doable than most of the girls who get posted about, here.

She's more doable™
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Hey! What are you up to, there?

What are you up to?™
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What the–stop doing that! Lay off, you goddamn assholes!

Silence...

Okay, that was easy :)

That was easy™
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Shoulda hired ME for the new writer ;)

wow...i knew she was annoying on tv, but i had no idea she could be that annoying in a photo

GIADA DE LAURENTIIS >>> Rachel Ray.

And those boots look too tight on her.

I had to Google her to find out Rachael Ray is some kind of cook on the Food Network? On second thought, I think she's herald to the anti-Christ.

I'm from Europe, which not only means that I'm superior to Americans because I do have a cultural background, but it also means that I don't know who the fuck this Rachel is and that supposed pit-bull mix dogs are illegal here. You know why, because they have the inconvenient habit of chewing on the face of little babies. She probably intervened because she saw the slaughter coming if little Isaboo tore out of here cute doggy clothes and remembered she was an animal again. Then some of the other dog owners would probably sue her for a couple of million. That's what you do right? I thought sueing others for your own stupidity was like the American dream.
Personally I lost my arms because the instructions of the chainsaw didn't say that I couldn't use it on a human body. Guess what I'm typing this with.
I'll give you a hint, the keys are all smudged and sticky.

Doesn’t she seem like she ALREADY has rabies? Seriously, her perkiness is getting on my nerve! Who’s the cnut who decided to put her on everywhere? These people have obviously never seen or heard of Nigella Lawson. Now that’s a sexy cook!

#46 - Lemme get this straight... does that mean your trolling days are over? Jesus H Christ in a handbasket... say it ain't so! Wait... you're not really Scooter Libby, are you?
Odd how I managed to post a bunch of times yesterday when I wasn't anywhere next to a PC... hhhhmmmmmmm

Someone get lordjors some tea. He's all worked up.

I'm recoiled by the insane nature of the look in her eyes in every photo. It's like she's trying with all her might to quell the alien inside her from bursting into your living room.

hey LORDSJORS pretty funny comment-but if you saved the whole things about being superior to Americans for last, then i would have laughed. or maybe you should have saved it all together seeing as America is a melting pot that consists of a HUGE mix of European descent. so go smoke a fag and calm down, boss.

Maybe Rachel..or Isaboo...or the stray, whichever one has the rabies ..could bite the snotty Euro trash from post #67. I didnt know that culture led to being an asshole. Proud to be overweight and American! Guns and pitbulls rule. Keep your finger off the trigger and your babies away from the food bowl if you cant take it.

lol, that's what she gets for having such a pussy dog..how come that pit-bull mix wasn't in the mix?