Mar 22 2007Queen Latifah doesn't like her swimsuit

not first.....I use to buy crack off this dyke in '89 on some street corner in East Orange,NJ

First!

Oh yeah: Mooooooo!

Dang. Second.

I'd rather have her in my bed then so many of the skinny personalities on this site.

Danielle! You're cute but don't pick your wedgie in public.

*In Jacques Costeau voice*

Ze ghetto whale is one of nature's biggest creatures.

Genetic diversity is a wonderful thing. It enhances our cultural, intellectual and athletic endeavors, and provides the species with an insurance policy against extinction.

That said, evolution is a process of trial and error, sometimes failing in spectacular fashion, as evidenced by this big, fat slab of hog.

Oh, and the "real" RichPort, though decidedly gay, has been known on occasion to rapidly copulate with extraordinarily large ovulating black women, purely for reproduction. True story.

Quick, somebody grab a harpoon!

Please can someone push this beached whale back into the sea?

If only I could get my thighs to look so spectacular!

I don't know you guys, her thighs are a lot less cottage cheesey then I'd have expected. I gotta give her props for that.

WOW imagine how scared those poor fish were when they saw THAT snorkeling in their neighborhood!

In the picture where she has her hand around her ass region, she is actually looking for that fish that swem up her ass, "damn, where did my lunch go" she seems to ponder

She's just clowning around, right? I mean she can't be that dumb to reveal that she is truly a miserable fat bitch instead of the persona she parades on teh red carpet and elsewhere.

She looks SO ghetto in that first picture! HAHA! I love it! She's cool though. AND she's a jersey girl!

Forget the pap, she should just be thankful she didn't get caught in the nets.

Outta the way behemoth.

If I was that size, I wouldn't want my photo' taken, either.

I think she is one of the few beautiful bigger actresses out there. She is very talented and if the only thing people can find to look down on her is her size, then i belive she pretty accomplished.

Hey, fat ladies deserve to vacation, too. I like QL, even if this picture is totally unfortunate.

#4-Did you actually write "coon"? That's not funny, it's just racist.

That's a HUGE bitch ...

just like to point out that you wouldn't have to see unsavory photos like this if the paparazzi weren't bothering people on their vacations. i would be pissed too!

Stop eating so many sandwiches!

(In a Trump voice) SHE"S HUUUUUUUUGE

And they say that Tsunamis are caused by CLIMATE CHANGE....

#16 - When you say she's a Jersey Girl you mean she's as big and New Jersey, right?

You know Queen Latifah may be a little more full-figured than the average star, I mean seriously these women are walking around skeleton thin. I agree that she would look more beautiful if she just smiled and went with the flow, but hell I'm not a celebrity and ordinary people get on my nevers just by virtue of existing in the same world as me. So I can see how being scutinized and stalked by the paparazzi can really piss a person off. Actually, I applaud Queen for not giving in to becoming the status quo, these girls out here that are masquerading as stars are just twigs with huge fake boobs, that�s not a real woman by any stretch of the imagination.

Well, we can at least say she's bouyant.

@6 -- HAHAHAHAHAHA

@8 -- What's the deal with "richport"? You seem a bit obsessed. You're reasonably funny without the fixation.

Now that I think of it, looking at Nicole Richie then getting a panoramic of Dana Owens here is quite the before and after example.

I think she looks good to be her size. She is thick but dang, Nicole Richie and the freakin Olsen twins look horrid compared to her. also... #4 c'mon, grow up- coon women? Get a life and a brain... that is just ignorant!

#4 is our resident retarded David Duke. You'll have to just excuse him.

ya gotta not mess with the queen, she's all woman and she's got more class in that middle finger than most of the people on your site :)

she isn't caught up in that bullshit of what other people think, which is precisely what is wrong with all the other skanks.

Queen Latifah rules!!! I bet we�d all have a lot to laugh about if there were YOUR swimming suit photos in this blog.. hahahaha... leave her alone...

I agree with what some of the other folks here are saying - Queen Latifa's awesome. I never listened to her music back in the day, and I have no plan to, but she makes good movies so I give her props.

i really don't care that she's overweight. she's freakin' hilarious and very talented.

I like Queen Latifah. She does not pretend to be anything other than a street girl. Although, that picture of her pulling her bathing suite out of her ass, that is priceless!!! Or was that where Brittney's dog was hidding??

So the Kim Kardashian video after much deliberation is now OUT! available ON the internet. Of course I am the first person to say �Nay� to celebrity worship and NSFW content such as those now available for download on my blog (shaking my head in disgust, yuck!)

kim kamwhoistmacaller is not a celebrity #38.

she's somehow kinda cute.

*knock* *knock*

Who is it?

......candygram.....

Who?

....uh....cable man....

I didn't order cable.

.....queen latifa........

Oh, ok.

ARGARGRGARGARGAGRGARGAGRGAGRA!!!!!!!!!!

So she's a big woman, so what, she still has more money than I'll ever see! But missy needs to work on her 'finger' gesture...she aint very good at it and the second picture looks like her ring finger!

i can't believe i'm doing this, since i vowed not to give too much energy to sites like this, but i cannot help myself.

i can take all the comments you make about people being too fat or too skinny or too slutty or whatever, BUT:

the fourth poster in this list of comments includes a blatant racist slur, and you absolutely must remove it. if you're going to allow comments on your site, you need to at least review them periodically to make sure that garbage like this doesn't stay up. otherwise, you are complicit.

thank you.

i agree with her. fuck you, paparazzi. she's not giving up red lobster for nobody. those cheese biscuits are dynamite!!!!

I got something to lift your spirits. It's real nice. Got it at Target. It was on sale.

BTW, go QL!

#7 - laughing so hard now that I'm wheezing.
#8 - {yawn} ... zzzzzzz ....
#33 - if QL isn't "caught up in that bullshit of what other people think", then why would she even acknowledge the papaz by flipping them off? Wouldn't the correct response have been to not respond at all?

I'm on the side of the majority here who would much rather see QL, Phoebe Cates, or Tyra Banks than the emaciated Olsen twins or Nicole Ritchie. That being said - please start a workout regimen, QL, for the sake of your health! You can afford it!

#43

newsflash---no matter what the occassion, there will always be a racist comment when the post is about a person of color. you know why? because making racist comments are the easiest way to get someone to comment on your post. and racists are some of the biggest attention whores on the planet. it's like my kindergarten teacher said "if you really hate someone, why spend all your time talking about them?" #4 does this all the time because frankly it's all he/she/it has to offer.

so lesson learned, ignore people who are offensive. they aren't witty or clever enough to post anything of real substance so they rely on the jackass method of getting attention. it's really sad but censorship isn't the way to go. people have a right to be idiots and you have the right to ignore them.

@6.

Fuck You.....

Y'all know me. Know how I earn a livin'. I'll catch this bird for you, but it ain't gonna be easy. Bad fish! Not like going down to the pond and chasing bluegills and tommycod. This skank, swallow ya whole. Little shakin', little tenderizin', down you go. And we gotta do it quick, that'll bring back the tourists, that'll put all your businesses on a payin' basis. But it's not gonna be pleasant! I value my neck a lot more than three thousand bucks, chief. I'll find her for three, but I'll catch her, and mount her, for ten. But you've gotta make up your minds. If you want to stay alive, then ante up. If you want to play it cheap, be on welfare the whole winter. I don't want no volunteers, I don't want no mates, there's too many captains on this island. Ten thousand dollars for me by myself. For that you get the head, the tail, the whole dang thing.

"AND she's a jersey girl!"

I think most people assumed that as soon as the pictures loaded.

What did you get at Taget?

i don't think anyone says tsunamis are caused by climate change.

Yeah, Martini's in the house.

and the target thing is a quote from Taladega Nights......

I didn't think it was even possible but there's a fish behind her that's holding its nose.

Those of you who crave a little sapphic large ghetto action might wanna check out a 1996 film titled Set it Off. Not really my thing but different strokes or different folks.

Maybe someone should post a picture of Rosanne to even out the playing fields.

I love Roseanne!

her body doesn't shock me as much as that HEAD does! OMG..it's amazing what they look like without their "white" hair...

even if you have a "perfect" body, it doesnt make you beautiful. take a look at the previous entry of janice dickinson...would you honestly say she's attractive? she's so fake its disgusting. why drag the queen down for her wieght when she has so much more to offer than a washed up model or a spoiled twenty-something stick?

We don't need a picture of Rosanne. Somebody needs to track down stills from the hot tub scene with Kathy Bates in "About Schmidt" - it took balls for her to do that scene, and in some shots you can actually see them.

real cover girl marerial right there... she could easily cover rhode island.

marerial=material

fuck its early

I think you're confusing attraction and repulsion - when she gets naked it won't be a good thing that "she has so much more to offer."

COME ON! Brit Brit's been out for a whole day! Why is she not naked eating pancakes on the roof of her car with the baby driving yet!

The snorkle belonged to the last guy who tried to have sex with her. Now he's chatting with Lemmiwinks.

What's up this morning? You ditched me for lunch yesterday!!

You didn't find me. Had to get some vegetarian gormet all alone.

You should just e-mail me

My email is jiimbo@registeredsexoffenders.org

Don't get me wrong, I admire Dana Owens and think she's a great voiceover for Pizza Hut, though it appears she's using way too many of their coupon vouchers. I just think that any chick tipping the scales at 200+lbs needs to no show us the booty. And we had to deal with ANS and her fat ass all these years, so I guess it's only fair.

@6 -- I think #48 has a (ahem) crush on you. Run fast and run hard, but make sure to zig zag when you do. Those ghetto girls are terrible at hitting moving targets.

hahahahahahaha. Thanks Jiim. real one please

She was in Maui filming her next movie, "Free Queenie".

Why use a snorkle when there's already a blowhole in her back?

and #7,that's fuckin' hilarious!!!

#43 - leave #4 alone. (S)he has the right to be a racist. And also to live a life of solitude and spend the rest of eternity in hell for being a hater. Let 'em be.

In other news, Vivica A. Fox has been charged with DUI in California:
http://www.showbuzz.cbsnews.com/stories
/2007/03/21/people_hot_water/main2595120.shtml

You "might" see the Fish post this in a day or two. After all, if Phoebe Cates rates a post, why wouldn't Viv?

The people on the beach all said the same thing..."First I saw all the water receding back about 100 feet..."

YOU DO NOT MESS WITH THE QUEEN!!!!

Carmen Electra is dating Joan Jett.

#49 - I think whales are bigger than sharks, but that's OK. Good reference.

This is the problem with Hollywood these days. Either you are a skeleton like Nicole R, or you are "a whale."

I would rather look like QL than that Skelator Nicole R any day...

Oh is this site a bunch of closet homos?? Seems the hate ALL women....

Queen Latifah

Yo MTV Raps! circa 1992 : PHAT

on vacation, circa 2007 : FAT

but she's arguably more "successful" now
so more power to her

I did not post that one

Why the snorkle? I guess her blowhole got clogged.

Check the Brittney comments from yesterday

hahaha. she probably rolled over and the penis(es) that were in there just snapped off. she didn't notice the cries of horror because the men (formerly attached to the penises) were stuck in her fat rolls. when she saw the blood, she thought she was masturbating. her waxer subsequently found the corpses, but decided not to say anything, lest she get a smaller tip. the penises, however, are still stuck in the blow hole.

"I would rather look like QL than that Skelator Nicole R any day"

It's mathematically possible for a woman's weight to fall somewhere inbetween those two extremes. Just sayin.

masturbating=menstruating whoooops

I think only girls with Tourette syndrome get the menstruating whoooops.

@78 We hate everybody ('cept Phoebe Cates and the Hoff)

@74 hehehehehehehehehehehehe..nice

I like Latifah from an artistic perspective, but god damn. She could jump off the pier and make it rain for a half hour. Bitch has her own gravity.

She's a big girl, but she's not all flabby and cottage cheesy. All things considered, I think she looks pretty good.

#38 yeah, came across some links for the vid too
didn't download - why not

- for real porno, there are real porno flicks (Taylor Rain!)

- for a real celebrity, blockbuster and netflix are chock full of movies with real starlets ("Gia"!!)

- for real models and supermodels, there are plenty of very high-quality images and videos available (supermodels.nl)

Kim who??

I'm sitting here reading all these rude and ridiculous comments, almost in tears from being so upset.

Yeah, the lady has a few extra pounds. Join the club! So does 66% of the USA. That's right folks, she ain't the only plus-size person in the world, let alone this country.

You people can be so shallow and hurtful sometimes. Big deal, she doesn't fit into a size 0 dress. At least she is nice, makes great movies, and is talented unlike you rail-thin hypocrites.

Fuck you very much!

Dana Owens could probably start a massive fire with her thighburn alone. I mean look at the water churning, frothily boiling around her as she heaves one thick leg in front of the next. If you never heard a starfish scream, just throw a few underfoot as she plods on by. I'm shivering.

#78 two words

Monica
Bellucci

Spoken like a true fatty, DanYELL. Cry me a river.

i don't know about Tourettes and menstruation...

Wow, Danielle, that is the most human I have ever seen you. It might be taken a little more seriously if you did not rip on every other ho bag that has their picture and story posted on this site.
I personally like QL and don't think she belongs her execpt for the picture of pulling Britneys dog out of her ass.

So Fuck you too very much

"I'm sitting here reading all these rude and ridiculous comments, almost in tears from being so upset."

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

No seriously HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA

I think our work here is done.

Three words, to be more precise:

Monica
Bellucci's
tits

@91 -- WHOA!!! This can't be the same danielle that excoriates every two bit celeb for overdosing on Red Bull and cock, is it? I actually was touched by that comment, you multi-layered sassy little ball of genuine emotions. That almost makes me feel bad for #92. That said, diet much?

Cmon, that's not danielle. She wouldn't say something like that here, and even if she wanted to for some reason, she wouldn't say it that way. Sheesh.

Apparently pictures of the "catch of the day" has trigger some early trolling...

you can be funny enough, mommy, but i can't help but think of how soulcrushing it must be to have a scoffing, resentful NAZI whore for a mother.

isn't scathing classism just role we play as explicitly as you do when we're young and our whole lives are ahead of us? doesn't becoming a mother entail recognizing human dignity beyond such measures? and if not, doesn't becoming older entail classier classism? quiet, pitying contempt?

Why, oh why, are paparazzi bothering a large black woman on her vacation?

More Britney, less LaTEEFa!

you're like a Lohan mom. i can just picture you. scratchy whore voice and everything.

Hey schack, who the fuck are you talking to? This isn't a chat board ya silly freak.

"Not a body anymore just shapes". So now that you have been exposed for stealing tylers material you are now stealing Dane Cooks Material which was stolen from someone else. Man I used to love this sight. What happened are there new people working on this blog.

It's a good thing she has a pretty face...

this is just disturbing...

your syntax would indicate that you are talking to me, conky, but then your question borders on nonsense.

#104, it is best to ignore the shack. It has no friends and loves hearing itself speak around here so once you engage, it sticks to you like wet sand in your crotch.
Just be the ball & ignore it...

I have met her and talked with her for a while, she is gorgeous in person, she is a large framed woman and carries her size very well. She's stylish, fills her clothing well and has muscle tone vs. flab. She's beautiful, natural and like most women has struggled with her weight. I know for a fact that she works out a lot. This skinny celebrity thing is clearly easier for the genetically gifted....

wait for it, shack's next comment "Biatcho I have missed you". Coming in 3...2...1...

these people are your FRIENDS? damn. i...just...damn.

Someone is off her meds..

Haha, that pic was awesome! I don't care if she's fat, it isn't like I'm trying to hit it or anything, but I love the attitude she has while giving the finger to the pap. Good on her haha. This pic just reminds me that we've seen a serious lack of celebrities giving the pap the proper "salute" they deserve. We need more pics like this! (i.e. I'm not hoping that the pap stop taking pics, I'm just hoping the people they take pics of give a bit more attitude rather than the usual cover your face and run on by photos).

slim... could it be Libraesque's alter-ego?

Martini's and medication! whooo hooo!!

What is she digging in her ass for? Some undigested food that she is going to take a second shot at?

B...I wouldn't put it past her!

That's a new one.....a Kraut calling ME a Nazi. HA! Bend over, Schack!

WTF???? since when is making fun of over weight people celebrity gossip? are you saying that because she is a big girl, she should never be allowed at the beach? dude, we are in the middle of some crazy times in this world, the future is uncertain globally, and you still think it's interesting to make fun of a fat person at the beach. maybe you should dig a little deeper for some REAL celebrity gossip. We all know she is a BIG girl, what's the gossip?

wow, i was going to comment but i see my troll has been busy and saved me the trouble.

Do all of your share a troll or has each of pissed of different idiots?

Half of the day wasted on this crap..... for the love of thesuerficial, give us something we can use!!!

are you pickin' up what I'm throwin' down?

definitely better with clothes on

#121 - we all share the same troll. He's awesome and hilariously witty.

121 RichPort seems to have unleashed an absolute psycho, who trolled probably around a dozen people. That started last fall. Since then, it seems many people have dabbled in trolling. Congratulations go to RichPort though. He made somebody act out as though they escaped a psych ward.

as though they escaped? yeeeah...try HAS escaped.

Biatcho, you STILL crushing on me???
damn, just can't get me off your mind can you????

@125 -- Thanks. Does the troll post as itself or just everyone else? It doesn't seem anyone actually appreciates the troll commentary. Is it safe to assume that #121 is a troll as well?

#115, that was my supper last night...yum

Honestly, I think Libra, alot of the time DanYELL, ALL the time Richtroll, jrztroll, prettybaby troll and now add ponk troll and biatcho troll, and sometimes wedgeone and woodhorse are all the same person. the same fucked up, bored, non-productive jackoff of a person.

"these girls out here that are masquerading as stars are just twigs with huge fake boobs, that�s not a real woman by any stretch of the imagination." thats up there somewhere. People who say things like this...stop encouraging obesity. It's just as unhealthy to be fat as it is to be anorexic. Why isn't it a real woman by any stretch of the imagination to be thin? because you are to lazy to work out? because you enjoy your big mac to much? come on.. people like you are pathetic.

speaking of pathetic...........

did you guys ever read anything by that fitness guru/assbreath Elainey?

Hey Libra: Got Cock?

jizz, what are you droning on about???

Hey Lainey, what about the women who get to eat whatever the fuck they want due to a really high metabolism, never have to work out, drink a ton of booze, smoke cigarettes, do drugs and still manage to have a high paying job? Are they still real women? And are you jealous of them as well?

hey bitch, got a brain?
I know you're homophobic as shit but I thought you at least knew the basics
lesbians cock-a-doodle don't
but considering I recently fell in love with a guy I may have cock soon, I'll let you know

Hey, Libra, you fat fuck.

and I thought you understood sarcastic irony.

and the question of the day is... is your "man's" name Terry, Chris or Pat? Regardless, i am sure it doesn't love you back.

Now if there's a smile on my face,
it's only there tryin' to fool the public,
but when it comes down to foolin' you;
Now honey, that's quite a different subject.

But don't let my glad expression
give you the wrong impression.
Really I'm sad.
Oh, sadder than sad.
You're gone and I'm hurtin' so bad.
Like a troll I pretend to be glad.

Now there's some sad things known to man,
but ain't too much sadder than
the tears of a troll
when there's no one around.

Oh yea, baby....

Now if I appear to be carefree,
it's only to camouflage my sadness.
In order to shield my pride I try
to cover this hurt with a show of gladness.

But don't let my show convince you
that I've been happy since you
decided to go.
Oh, I need you so.
I'm hurt and I want you to know
But for others I put on a show.

There's some sad things known to man,
but ain't too much sadder than
the tears of a troll
when there's no one around.

Just like Pagliacci did,
I try to keep my surface hid.
Smiling in the public eye
But in my lonely room I cry
the tears of a troll
when there's no one around.

Oh yea baby,

Now if there's a smile on my face
Don't let my glad expression
Give you the wrong impression.
Don't let this smile I wear
Make you think that I don't care

Really I'm sad
Hurtin' so bad......

I always hated that fucking song........

oh, and bitch, I would think that anyone with half a brain would realize NO ONE is jealous of someone who smokes, drinks doesn't work out and does drugs, (i.e., you) because those people are nasty, tore up and raggedy, and they may be skinny but they're flabby and gross, and when they(i.e you) exert themselves by walking up 3 stairs their sweat is so toxic it makes them smell like a sewer

hey jizz, you good for nothing fuck!

You people are on your own with #140. That is a desperate cry for help, like danielle pounding her porky fists on the counter at Church's Fried Chicken screaming "Biiiitch, I IS NEXT!!!"

Oh, come on now you grumpy old dyke....everyone is good for something...even you.

Oh Libra, you see, I am sorry you resemble that remark but if you had just started using Oil of Olay at age 17 your skin would still be in tact. Try it some time, oh wait, you're already over 40... not gonna help you now dyker.

Libraesque stepped out of her skirt and pulled her top off over her head. I was really surprised to see that she wasn't wearing any underwear. I have to admit that I was turned on by her naked body. My heart pounded in my chest as she climbed on the bed and got down on all fours, swaying her beautiful bottom in the air at me. Suddenly she tumbled over on to her back and spread her legs, and started fingering herself in front of me.

I think if you succeed in Holywood without being ANOREXIC-OVER EXPOSED-TRASH then you are truly talented. So thumbs up for Ms. Latifah, she rules!!!!

yea bitch, that's why I got carded buying a bottle of wine at TJ's last week
poor you though, Oil of Olay isn't gonna help those track marks

#149 They carded my mom, too - she's 60. She bought an extra bottle she was so flatttered. Looks like YOU bought it, too!

Now, 149 sounds like DanYELL.
Here's some erotic fantasy shit...

Libra walked into the room and found DanYELL and the Troll on the bed already. Libra pulled out the can of gasoline. Very erotically she doused DanYELL and the Troll with it and they rubbed their hairy naked bodies together in it. Then.....Libra lit a match and they all went up in flames.......

Jizz.....NICE

#151 Is this under contract anywhere?

I thought fat trash like you only drank boxes of wine? Must have been a big night out for you! And by big I mean fat.

im not jealous im one of them. i eat whatever i want and im naturally thin...but for people who cant do that then im saying exercise and eating healthy is not "unrealisttic." i still dont eat like shit because im naturally thin because it just makes people look bad. bad skin, bad hair or really fat like queen latifah here. I should know better then to tell u americans to put down your burgers tho shouldn't I. when you say things like "fitness guru/assbreath" because i said its not good to be unhealthy then you are just proving my point and making yourself look like an idiot.

#155

*crickets*

bitch, I grew up in Palos Verdes Estates, the only box of wine I'm aware of is the one that the vineyard sends the case of Dalla Valle Cab in

I would do doggy with her, just to see that ass bounce, Beatcccch

I'm white btw

155--you don't like to eat shit? then how did you get that assbreath?

So you live in some sort of Mexican neighborhood, fats?

*Throws on hairnet, unbuttons all buttons except for the top one & says "Hey Ese, let's throw the word eeestates on the end so it makes us sound, you know, rich & not fat and sheet".

I love Queen Latifa!!!

She looks 100% better in a bathing suit than when Star Jones was photographed at the beach..

besides, what is she suppose to wear in the water? a track suit?

goodness.

Is she auditioning for a role in Gorillas in the Midst? Those fat-monkey females are sure attractive.

You know, I like this site. I laugh my ass off at most of your comments. However, it PISSES me off that you treat anyone who is overweight like a piece of garbage. Who really gives a shit if she's overweight? Its not like she would want anything to do with you anyway, so don't harp on her for not having a perfect body. Its jackasses like you that account for self-esteem issues and eating disorders among a majority of young women. Grow up!

Here here, #163-- the fatties do keep the garment and textile industry in business....all those XXXL sizes....could you imagine if there were only size 0s to outfit? No one would make any money whatsoever.

Diane >> probably another fat pig lashing out at the world for her lack of self-control and morbid obesity. God I hate fat people...especially whiney fat people...

#163 WTF? You like the SUPERFICIAL but we're mean for slamming fat people? Oh, boo fucking hoo. Go on the Omaha Steak site and convert them to broccoli for your next futile effort.

161 would you talk to her about wearing the track suit in the water? I really think that would be best for everybody involved.
163 You're right, she'll never know what we're talking about. Don't tell us what to think, or say. Go Fuck Yourself.

I think Queen Latifa should change her name to Teen Laqueefa.

biatch, I'm not at all suprised you don't know where PVE really is

PVE--Personal Vaginal Elongator? Poopy Vagina Extraction? What is PVE?

Palos Verdes Estates. Look, Libraesque, no one fucking cares where you grew up. Get a fucking life.

Yuck!!! What a fatass piece of lard.

163, thanks for the extra laugh.

COME ON!!!! I would rather look at Queen in a bathing suit, doing something that looks happy and fun, than look at Britney and Lindsay all doped up showing their cootch to the world! How can you possibly even dog on this?

The Palos Verdes Estates High School football team were a bunch of pussies!

She looks like a big momma in these pics.The only thing she's missing is the fruitbasket on her head.

@41

It IS the ring finger. I wonder if she thought she was being clever, like the promotions for The Family Stone.

maybe the second one...but the first one is definately the Jersey Salute

I know first hand that Queen Latifah is an f'ing bitch. Just ask people who have had the pleasure of working with her on the set.

This chick has let the fame go to her brain and it looks like she's let Krispy Kream got to her stomach. What a whale!

The only thing left to say is..."THAR SHE BLOWS MATE!"

Fat chicks are worthless.

aawwwwww dweeb wassamatter, did someone steal a twinkie out of your lunchbox

Dan, guys with 3 inch dicks are worthless too, but here's the thing, The Queen can lose weight, there's no hope for you

Lesbianesque, I think you're hungry again. You seemed to have eaten all the punctuation marks at the end of your sentences again.

Libraesque, still snarfing twinkies with that TJ rotgut? Good luck on that renouncing butter/weight loss thing of yours. Just proves that ugly is bone-deep.

And we still don't care where the fuck you grew up. Never will, either.

I Love the Queen!
Multi-talented, beautiful, and you have to respect her...she was a fucking pioneer for women in music. It's so easy to pick on a woman for being overweight, but it's difficult to point out all you losers with low I.Q. and teeny nads.

all HAIL the Queen!

I don't know about that, I see some in spaces #163, 181 and 184 right now...

Renouncing butter, what the fuck are you talking about exactly.
and yea, you obviously care since you KEEP ON mentioning it asswipe
I wouldn't expect you to be aware of the great selection of wine at TJ's since you make a b-line for the two buck chuck

Who would you rather do...
Queen Latifah or Jenna Jameson? I wonder if that plastic will melt if it gets too hot?

Who ordered the super-sized dyke combo heavy on the fugly and with a side of attitude?

188, your daddy did when he picked your mom out of the fat ugly mail order bride catalog

munch, munch, munch. I love periods!

biatch, why aren't you funny anymore??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

Because you also ate my sense of humor.

not enough fat in questions marks for you I see? I guess you only like periods because its almost like eating your girlfriend out every 28 days or so.

have I told you lately that I love you?
I have missed this SO much

xoxoxoxox

193, now that's better, I knew I'd just have to stroke your g-spot to get the humor back

#144 sometimes you are really funny like sometimes PissedRichPort is but WALLY RULES. It is a privelege if he shares his genius and you happen to get to read it so pay attention you shallow, self-absorbed Dr.Who wannabe. If you don't want to interact and learn something about other people, what are you doing here? Did you think you just found a mirror in which to revel? The only thing better than Wally trolling these posts would be knowing him in person and jrz can only dream of conquering him.

Danielle, Hi Honey! Number is off but they probably pulled some dipwad's post to skew the numbers. If we all gave into eating, we'd all be fat. QL does not have a "slow metabolism", she just gives in to her cravings, same as Pete Doherty and we all love to trash him. Granted, QL is a great gal but as long as she looks like that in a swim suit, she is going to be made fun of. I can imagine Pete Doherty in a swim suit would get just as many remarks. I, myself, eat right and excercise so that when Wally sees me in a bathing suit, it will change his religion.

196.....jesus christ wally. Are you going to kill yourself when they finally lock you up in Happy Acres and you don't have 24/7 access to a computer????

woodhorse, if you're not wally, who the fuck are you?

woodhorse is a lonely penis in search of a vagina (or vice versa).

i mean... how do you know wally?

biatcho, that sounds a lot like wally.

just think of all the starving african nation's that could be fed with them dingleberrie's !!

I know Wally because he very effectively seduced me and stole my heart with his gallantry. you are all so jealous, or should be... you can see it for yourselves if you go back to January and start reading. 2007, what a great year.....

look at wally go
clickety clack clickety clack
WHO AM I!!!!
clickety clack clickety clack

pathetic loser

I'll take pics of Queen Latifah's fat ass over Nicole Richie the walking skeleon anyday.

#204 Jesus, Libraesque, if we lock YOU up in Happy Acres will YOU promise to kill youself? You sure as hell qualify now!

203 ok woodhorse that means you are either wally, or wally's mom.

to say I "know" Wally is quite a bit of an overstatement. I delight in what bit I do know of him. I am happy that I got to see just that little, incredible bit...I'm sure it would be better to know him even more, but all I get is the Fish. I'd ask him to come to a MySpace site but mine didn't work. Until something else opens up, I will have to be content to play on the Fish.

Oh what a shocker! Queen Latifa's plus-sized. Who knew. Seriously, until I saw pics of her in this conservative, full-coverage swimsuit I figured she'd probably look just like Naomi Campbell in a bikini. No, really!

dweeb, do you EVER say anything original, or did that personality bypass you had leave you incapable of doing anything but copying people?

207 you are so jealous. Isn't is great that you have to see a person by what they say instead of what their physical appearance is? Physical appearances can be so decieving, but if people think no one is looking, they will say very revealing things and that is...nice. Generically, I am a single white female, hetero, but my life story says I am so much more.

#210 See, Libraesque, if you reference an inane remark someone said, that's NOT the same as copying. If you weren't so bitter, twisted and fat you'd get that. Maybe you will someday - or not.
(I don't much give a fuck either way.)

Grand ... Wally the Troll is back again. His "pink penis-o-meter" must have lit up that the site got lively again.
Everyone should bail out now. See you in a week.

anorexic looking black women are rather unfortunate. you've pretty much come to expect it from white girls.

If we can make fun of Nicole Richie for being skinny, then why cant we make fun of this harpoonable hellion?

Most of society is either a little too skinny or a little too fat, but to be so grossly obese when you have money for personal trainers, chefs, spas etc and you still look like that, you should be giving yourself the finger.

Ill bet she has not taken a shit since the 20th century.

@90.

Nice try. Mcshit Stain.

Maxi, JizzDispenser, Wedgie, JimHo, Brabadick Shit, Funk....whoever the fuck else that has an IQ of -3453.88, continue on with your daily "stick a finger in your butt and smell it" routine. You obviously have been sniffing for some time now if you seriously believe that the shit on aisle 90 even remotely belongs to me.

@90

You're a dumbass crackershit loser with way too much time on its hands so..> go fuck an AIDS patient and overdose on meds ya twat<

This isn't a fucking site for tears and whiny blurbs.

Now, I'm gonna go and come back later. "danielle" or whoever the fuck else you pretend to be, I hope you drown by then.

It's time for a serious name analysis to seperate myself from whatever plague posted at 90. Hold on a sec.

Oh look, there's a fucking heart. Now go and steal that you fucking prick (90)!

P.S.

I hope you trip on a shotgun and shoot yourself in the nuts ya windbag.

Be nice, everyone! I heard a rumor that she is in negotiations with Ahab...gonna play the title "roll". Seriously, most of us wouldn't want pictures of ourselves in swimwear plastered on the internet, but most of us don't make the money this fat bitch makes! Eat it, own it, Queen!

After looking at that photo, Charleton Heston quietly mumbles... "get your hands off me you damn dirty ape". He then picks up the phone and calls Jane Goodall and tells her one of her subjects has escaped again.

That's not a whale - it's whale shit!

I LOVE Queen Latifah! She rocks! She might be as big as the moon, but she can pull it off. Big and beautiful. You go, sistah!

"I'm sitting here reading all these rude and ridiculous comments, almost in tears from being so upset.

Yeah, the lady has a few extra pounds. Join the club! So does 66% of the USA. That's right folks, she ain't the only plus-size person in the world, let alone this country."

AHAHAHAHA. This site is called THE SUPERFICIAL. What exactly did you expect when you came in here? Don't scream at us just because Queen Latifah could be your body double and a bunch of people on the Internet are calling her fat (which she is). Either get over it or get to the gym.

btw, 66% of the US being overweight doesn't make it normal or acceptable. Congratulations, you all have lowered self-esteem and a higher risk of heart disease and other conditions aggravated by excessive weight! Way to go. FAT PRIDE LOLOLOL

Anyway, thanks for the laugh and just keep on crying us all a river.

^^^....oh god, for the last fucking time.....nevermind.

It's too early in the morning for this shit.

#90 danielle ... fatty

QQ more noob.

It's unhealthy and it looks gross. If we were meant to be this size it wouldn't be called "overweight".

Oh yeah, JizzDispenser:

That wasn't me in 149 ya dickhat. I'm not soooooo fucking lame that I go through all the trouble of creating ANOTHER fucking Typekey account just to post under all the people I hate combined into one.

Ok. Now I'm done. Goodinght.

hehe poor Danielle. It's ok to be a fatty, don't be ashamed. We still love you.
Well... not me... I mean I don't even know you.
But I suppose Jebus does at least.

^Poor Bessahah...uh, what the hell does that mean anyway?

Is it ok for you to be an ignorant twirp? I thought I just stated that post a la 90 wasn't me. Did ya not read my terrific speech at 217?

But, whatever. That's right, you don't know me. So buzz off ya obese turd.

I was making fun of you obsessively defending yourself against the trolls... like anyone gives a shit.
You know how whenever someone says something on here and people give them shit for it they pretend it was someone else who typed it?
I'm not saying this was actually the case here.
I was just having fun.

How can I be the ignorant one if you're the one who doesn't understand what I'm saying?

You need to relax. Not everyone is out to get you.

Well, do yourself a favor and...make fun of your reflection.

If ya call me a fatty, or use any terms not to my liking, I'm gonna post a reply. You may not like or agree with that reply but >who gives a shit???<

(I don't)

more like...

DAIRY QUEEN Latifah

She's probably sticking her finger in the air because that makes her think it's a chocolatebar.Big chance it's the only way to bring her body in movement just like a lazy donkey is only gonna move when you hold a carrot in front of his nose.

#217, 218 and on and on...just stop it, you are being so pathetic here! Look at all the ranting you're doing and pretty much all to yourself, too!! Sorry if this isn't in "Terms to your liking", but you need to get a grip because you're just embarrassing yourself - you sound like a 2 year old who needs a nap. That little heart thing is just stupid, too, if you hate so many posters here.

I think both the real and the troll danielle are probably gorgeous and unfairly sexy. To wilderbeast. Some one get me my velcro gloves.

all you haters need to get a life!!!!!! God must have fell asleep several times when he made stupid, dumb ass people like you that have nothing better to do with their life but talk about someone who is doing something positive with their life and for others. I would have flipped you more than the bird DUMB ASSES!!!!!!!!

all you haters need to get a life!!!!!! God must have fell asleep several times when he made stupid, dumb ass people like you that have nothing better to do with their life but talk about someone who is doing something positive with their life and for others. I would have flipped you more than the bird DUMB ASSES!!!!!!!!

Regarding Queen LaQueefah. I admire her for being a covergirl despite looking like a hungry hungry hippo. Java the hut must be rolling in his grave.

189 - I was actually referring to you, not Queen Laqueefah.

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emma pele... i thought it was a guy who had this horrific compulsion to try to ruin this website post typing "FIRST" avery single article... "emma"... is it supposed to be an XX then? (couldn't call somebody like you a 'woman' so I won't spoil the word)... jesus... you must be a crazy cat lady for sure... are you playing "annoying like a paparazzi" with this website?

would it be possible, by any chance, that you have an overdose injecting your abundant and easy to access cat pee in your bloodstream so we can be rid of you for good?

thank you!!!

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238, and I was referring to you, and your daddy and your fat ugly momma, so WHAT is your point????

Relax, Libraesque, I know it's hard sitting at home all day with your 27 cats waiting for the government check to come. Maybe you can masturbate to Rosie O'Donnell again to pass the time. Or see if your mother has rescinded the restraining order against you. Perhaps you can pop in your well used copy of Bringin' Down Tha House and have a little Queen LaQueefah film fest, replete with popcorn and Astroglide-coated chicken wings.

How original. The middle finger. I like it better when it's up her fat ass.

What a classy lady.

EVERYTIME IS LIKE THE FIRST TIME WITH THIS POST.
FIRST OF ALL THE HEADLINE IS KILLING ME.. I AM STILL DYING OVER IT. ITS RICH.

What the hell is all this about? I thought we come here to make fun of CELEBRITIES! And why is everything about fatness? I would like to make fun of QL's poor taste in swimsuits. Or her poor bird-flipping technique. Or that she made Last Holiday.

Wally, come Meetup with me in Houston. Will be there this Summer. No, I ain't your Momma and no is You but You. I'm not afraid of your Anger, but you might be, Sometimes.
OXOXOX

dang! that whale just jumped out of the water and flicked off the camera! this creature must be able to reason. whales are starting to get as smart as dogs.

i think that whoever is hating on the queen needs to shut the bleep up!! I think that she is lovely, and she has the money, and talent to prove it!!!! all pisces, have to stick together!! especially when we share the same birthday!!!!!

Queen Latifah looks great. She will defiantly win the oscar someday. I think she will get a nomination for hairspray but I don't think that will be her win she needs a dramaticm role like "Set it off"

you know what is funny . . . i bet the people on this site that are talking shit about her are ugly as fuck themselves! you should be forced to post your own photo (in a bathing suit)next to your comment. then we would all have a good laugh!

Q.L. is dope! she does not give a fuck that is why she is better that all you losers!

Queen Latifah is one big sexy woman. In this bathing suit, she looks to have very tight, firm skin..a real solid big beautiful woman, with firm meaty thighs and a big firm behind. Beautiful skin too. It takes a real man packing some serious heat to hit the back of that booty. I'd love to have some of that. Talented woman who happens to be beautiful and black. I support her.

I'd Tap that

Oh my god! What is up with you bitches?! Queen latifah is chubby, yes, but NOT fat. And I think it's kinda funny how she gave the finger and pretended to pick a wedgie in front of the papporazzi. Stop whining about her to make yourselves feel better.

P.S.- Yeah, I'm 141 lbs., an entire 6 POUNDS overweight!

But I like my swim suit I purchased from 'Smart Bargains' store of CouponAlbum site (http://www.couponalbum.com).

I'd do her 'til noon next Tuesday. She has one of the sexiest mouths around.

idk y all y'all niggas is hating. i think queen latifah is one of the fines thick women around. STOP HATING ON THE MEAT. you know you all like some juicy steak...

you are a great Woman in the movie world, dont be distracted by Gossips, keep up your good works, you make women proud.

Queen Latifa,
Congratulation, you are an encouragement to women. I love all the roles that you play.

what the fuck is rong with you,you piece of shit.Its her buisness if she wants to look like that.It would be a hell of alot easier for these people to get on with there lives without all the fucked media.Most of the shit they say is not even true.Thers other people out there with profiles even worse than that,but you walk rate by them and go for a great actress.Your fucked hew ever wrote this article.I hope you email me fucker.Eat shit.Have a nice day fuck face.

Ratsnarf@hotmail.com!!!!!!!!

Fuck you all
Queen Latifah is beautiful just the way she is. I feel bad for you because you have nothing better to do with your life than trash other people when really your the one who has a problem. You should be ashamed of yourself and your actions. She probably looks a hell of a lot better than you do.
So suck on all that you losers.
Your site sucks.
You wish you were Queen Latifah
Your jealous and you can go to hell.
Go fuck your self you loser
Fuck you
You are a cunt

Fuck you all
Queen Latifah is beautiful just the way she is. I feel bad for you because you have nothing better to do with your life than trash other people when really your the one who has a problem. You should be ashamed of yourself and your actions. She probably looks a hell of a lot better than you do.
So suck on all that you losers.
Your site sucks.
You wish you were Queen Latifah
Your jealous and you can go to hell.
Go fuck your self you loser
Fuck you
You are a cunt

I don't think her legs are that bad, but her upper body definitely isn't eye candy of any sort.

gueen looks like a hardback smelly thing, she can keep what she `s got, it looks like she been eating too much nani though!

I hope by now all the people who have hated on the queen have eaten as much of their words as they have managed to lash on her. Do you know that as many people that you criticize for being even slightly overweight there are just as many that are in rehab centers for starving themselves trying to get to the perfect are what they think is perfect zero size. Basically, some of the same organs that are damaged for being overweight are the same organs that are damaged when a person is underweight. There is a pressure and shutdown of the heart, kidneys, lungs, cardiovascular. Not to mention, diabetes, highblood pressure, brain damage, failure of other organs. I give props to the Queen and other people who really just want to have the right to be who they are and live not giving apologies to anyone for that.

Shut ya'll racist ass bitch ass mouths up. calling her ghetto, and shit. do any body use racial slurs on them slob ass dagos all over Hollywood, hell naw. then shutTheephuckCup!

HATERS HATERS HATERS HATERS, THROUGH THE LORD'S NAME I REBUKE YOU!!, I WONDER IF THE WRITER OF THIS WOULD HAVE THE COURAGE TO SAY ALL THIS NONSENSE RIGHT TO HER FACE...SO UNTIL HE/SHE DOES, I HAVE NO RESPECT FOR YOU(THE WRITER) AND THIS POST...WEAK SOUL!!..YOU DESERVE DEATH!!

DONT FUCK WIT MY GIRL SHE MY HEART AND SOUL BUT MOST OF ALL SHE IS A QUEEN SO MAN DOWN AND I LOVE HER SO LEAVE HER ALONE

I am a big woman, i am accomplished, happy and loved. If you dont find fat people attractive dont have sex with them. Past that being overweight doesnt effect a personality, a spirit or an ability to be hurt. Some of you people on here talk about big women like youd expect rasists or peodofiles to be spoken about. Very hurtful and very closeminded. I think shes a wonderful and inspiring performer.