Mar 9 2007Haylie Duff and Kristin Cavallari are very famous

I don't know these chicks are, but I'd sure FRIST them...

This is what Hillary Duff will look like in a few years if she starts hanging out with Paris.

These girls aren't nearly pasty enough. More Kirsten Dunst!

Shes foxy!
But, her little sister... Hilary Duff, ain't quite old enough, so I ain't ever seen a Butt like that... (eminem)

What do you think that oh-so-stylish key Kristin is wearing around her neck goes to? Untapped talent?

Its heartwarming to see two pretty young ladies looking so relieved and grateful to be noticed.

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORING

Such bright pretty colors. Is it just me, or does Haylie have Paris-sized feet?

And such posts from such sites only helps these useless people rise from obscurity

kristin fuggallari needs to just disappear. i think she looks ilke a horse ( perfect that she hangs with her other equanines), and has THE most annoying donkey nasal voice. i wonder how many times shes had to blow, fuck, or whatever to land a role in ANY C-list flick....sorry, cant stand this girl she looks like she reeks of yeast infections and is just BUTTA! lol

Mr. Eps you said it

Yawns and goes to wash cat again! here, pussy pussy pussy?

They should invite Antonella Barba to join them...

Haylie is pretty, but she almost looks older than Hillary!

It looks like the other girl is trying look like Carmen Electra. Or is it just me?

When is Hilary gonna buy her big sis a nose job??

hahaha thats great "HAlie Duff and Kristen Cavalerri are very famous" Good one.

I give them another 6months before theyre on the next cast for the "Surreal Life"

"Vote For Summer!"

did duff get a chin implant?! holy leno that shit is pointy!

Why does random blonde girl from that one "reality" show always look like she's shooting a toothpaste commercial.

I would hit it, gladly. Twice. And then call in Hilary and repeat. Hell, for that matter, call in Paris, I'll take a chance....

Stop me if you've heard this one...

A horse named Haylie walks into a bar.
The bartender says, "Why the long face?"

Thanks...I'll be here all week.

Stop me if you've heard this one...

A horse named Haylie walks into a bar.
The bartender says, "Why the long face?"

Thanks...I'll be here all week.

Horseface and Plain Jane

Ok i know the one girl was Pedro but who the fuck is the other one?

These hags should be on a rock calling horny sailors to their doom.

If these bitches are famous, *I* could be famous, damnit!

I'd be as excited as these girls, too, if the papparazzi mistook me for an actual celebrity and started snapping my picture.

These two should be sterelized, or else they are gonna be the next to get knocked up by Tom Brady.

Atleast Kristin looks as if she COULD be somebody important.

The hair- blonde and styled nicely
The nails- french manicured
The feet- freshly pedicured
The outfit- cute babydoll strapless

Now...that other *thing* on the left in the green hobo pants with what looks to be a grease stain on the right leg...not so much.

Seriously, HELLie? You could've put a litte more effort into this craptastic ensemble you jus threw on. Oh, and the hair? It looks like you just stuck it in a blender and said "whoopie!".

If anything, this broad could easily be mistaken for a streetwalker...not a celeb.

I'm gonna start washing my cat, too.

And I agree with Tits_McGhee... What happens to all these almost-has-beens in Hollywood when they turn 30? By that time their skin looks like brown paper bags from all the tanning, their hair is patchy from all of the weaves and extensions and their boobs are fucking chest-scrotums... they can't even do PORN in that state, and most of them haven't ever gone to college and barely know how to read!? what happens to them and their children?

thank god for diet coke...

whoopie? as in goldberg?

who says whoopie, ever?

Somebody get that horseface a carrot and a salt lick.

Dude, seriously. You suck.

#27 danielle- I can't believe I am saying this, but I totally agree with your entire post!! The only problem with Kristin Cavallari is that she is toooooo obviously thrilled every time she sees a fucking camera- if she got caught taking a shit on camera by the paparazzi, she's still have that giddy face and stupid pose.

Haylie Duff is a Horseface.

Let's not post these two anymore. No idea who they are but if you have to show D-list celebrities- they must be showing skin or or at least somewhat revealing. The Duff chick looks like a horse and all her clothes are on. You suck.

#29.

I do. Whoopie. Said it again. Darn.

#32.

Yeah, Kristin Calamari does wet her pants every time a camera happens to flash a pic of her. I could go up to her with a disposable 5.99 camera from Kmart and the bitch would probably smile.

I was there that weekend and saw them partying with all the other faux-celebs.

They were hanging with:
1. "Puck" from The Real World
2. Justin Guarini
3. Julian Lennon
4. Kim Kardashian
5. TV's Felicity
6. "Tattoo" from Fantasy Island (even though he is dead there was a cardboard cutout of his little body)

Well they must be something "somewhere" because here they are on this website.
I mean really, isn't this site strictly reserved for entertainments superstar elite such as Britney Spears and Lindsay Lohan? Seems to me Haylie and Kristin have finally made it to the BIG times!

britney is a bona fide has-been. she's had a million hits and platinum records, etc. she's iconic status, whether that's good or bad.

but hillary, blowhan, hayley and kirsten are not anyone, really. and what are they gonna do when they turn 30? britney will still be rolling in dough, but these girls probably have credit card debt already!

p.s. #35

i love you. are you serious? please don't tell me. i want to believe. PUCK!

my butt itches.

South Beach huh? That's not far from me, I think I should get out the hunting rifle and do the world a favor.

Where're the blowjobpics??

#40 Simmer down now, besides, you outta head over to Promises Rehab Clinic.

@40 Go ahead, we're all behind you buddy!

No PrettyBaby, I think Britney might have a few more antics up her sleeve. I want to see what she does next. Is she taking over where ANS left off?? It's fascinating.

#44 Good point! I am waiting for Britney to join the Aryan Brotherhood next.

No, no..I agree with Pretty. I think someone SHOULD head over to Promises. I hear that Lindsay's crackhouse is on the way as well as Paris' abortion hangout.

Better to do away with two windbags than none at all.

I'm just sayin'.

Kristin, honey, the SmartWater isn't fooling ANYONE.

Pretty Baby, I'm picturing Britney telling the Scientologists that she's the incarnate of L. Ron Hubbard, but even they won't want her. Pre-K-Fed, they would have loved her, but she's uncontrollable now. She makes Tom-loving-the-Cock-Cruise seem like a soft spoken accountant.

Zzzzzz.....Zzzzzzzz.....Zzzzzzzzz....huh? grumble mumble mumble Sasquatch mumble zzzz....zzzzz.....zzzzzz.......

Pointless cunt that would love to blow ND now....

older whore of a younger whore.....

LOL

"Summer Wheatley? How the heck are gonna do that?"

They'll be famous if they ever meet me. Until that day, they are screwed. Well...not screwed, but you get the point...not really though.

#35 - pretty funny!

Now bow your head in shame that you a) remember those people b) were able to spell all their names correctly.... :)

All I know is you better keep that Duff chick away from my cocaine.

I mean sheesh is that thing even legal?

Neither one of them are famous enough to be on Surreal Life. That show is for has-beens, not never-was's.
Somebody please tell me who Kristen is...was she in a movie or something?

Haha,

Haylie looks like she is wearing a prostetic face...

looks like someone was playing in photoshop and just pulled her nose and chin out as a joke!

You guys are awful, I mean its not their fault they have horrible features as a barely famous person! Now as street whores, they would make a wonderful living dropping turds on the chests of Japanese business men!

Haylie, Kristin, if you read this contact me at pimping_white_bitches_on_old_japanese_men@yahoo.com

i only charge 10% as a Caucasian pimp! much cheaper than the brotha's! WORD!

Haylie Duff?

I thought that was Dick Van Dyke in drag.

hahaha! I love your added comments. It's what makes the site!

isn't kristin like 21. why does she look like she's 40? and haylie confirms that the duff family has an ancestor who was a horse.

@32- Haylie Duff is a HorsesASS.

Interchangable Nobodies.

Who's who? *...*

My point exactly.

smart water. such irony

"Cameras! Hehehehehehehehe-*fart*"

Haylie Duff looks like that girl from Coyote Ugly. Anyways, South Beach is the name of a gay club here.

I just got myself a paypal-account for studying more of these wannabe celebrities blowjobpics.But where are they??

Duff is really ugly but she thinks she's pretty. This annoys me.

i don't see why kristen should be famous. i know she was in a tv show, but she was being her regular bitch self. i know plenty of girls as hot or hotter than her, and have a far more interesting and tv show worthy life. anyone can live down by da beach... boy, why don't they air a "jamaica beach"...that would be something.

Who?????????????

This is the kinda story I like.

It's better than another lame pic of Paris where nothing is going on (like the one about her bra). It shows us how pathetic these people are, without power. I mean, Paris' sister slowly became a celeb, too, y'know.

This isn't something you can really make fun of, either, but I do like it.

Good one, Fish :)

Hay-lie - Horseface

It all somehow fits together doesn't it?

She looks dumb as shit. Why is she posing for the paparazzi cameras in that manner? Per the new Britney Spears Paparazzi legislation it is imperative that one must always look into the camera of a papparazi with a grimacing scowl, fat face and shaven head. Preferably threatening cet paparazzi with an umbrella or other phallic device. So it is written, so it shall be done.

Hey, ain't any of you dreg bitchez familiar with Napoleon Dynamite?? Haylie was one of the stars! Shame!!

Who are they again?

I DONT GIVE A FUCK

wow i have those sweats at home

LAME

please, can we stop covering retarded celebs' retarded siblings? they have done even less than their stupid siblings.....