Mar 13 2007Pink has the ideal body

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Pink showed off her belly at a Bally Total Fitness Conference, though I'm not sure why they would want her as a guest. Yeah she's got muscles, but nobody's looking at Pink thinking that's their ideal body. They might as well have brought a gorilla out on stage and poked it with a stick while announcing: "Get a Bally Total Fitness membership and you too could look like this!"



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first? yea

btw she does have a pretty good body in person...she opened up for justin timberlake and it took me a sec to figure out which of the two it was.

Why does she even bother wearing a bra? There's nothing there that needs support.

you're all scared coz she'd kick your ass all the way to tuesday!

i'd rather have a million Pink's in this world than one more Paris/Britney/Lindsay skanky clone wasting oxygen.

are you an idiot?

she has a good body. you can't see the definition in her abs?

your blog has become not only misinformed, but so terribly boring lately.

her body is fantastic! i wish my husband's abs looked like that :/

nobody said she didn't have a "good" body... if you WANT a muscular man body... complete with muscular V leading to your crotch like guys have.

I don't ever remember that being hot on girls. :) Not to diss girls without curves, but the "ideal body" is typically one with sexy curves!... Not a flat chest/V crotch/no hips.

considering what nature gave her, she's made a pretty badass body for herself though

I have a body like that......

I keep it under my bed in my basement.....


(insert evil laugh here)

I'm looking at Pink, thinking that's my ideal body...dollars to donuts when she's 30+ she'll still be lean and androgynously sexy, unlike certain other young female singer-types that we know...

doesnt this butch have someone to tell her what compliments her figure and that a mid drift does not?!

yeah she looks good,eating pussy keeps you young and fit

Where are her tats?

Say what you will, but that girl can sing. And with a voice like hers, she could look like the hamburgler and it wouldn't bother me.
Also, she can beat the crap out of all the britneys, hillarys and lindsays...making me like her even more!

Pink its like red but not quite.

Starbuck? Is that you?

She looks like if Dennis the Menace grew up and liked dick in his ass a whole bunch.

The only reason this chick wears heels is to keep her knuckles from scraping on the floor.

5. You are correct, Pink does have an abundance of definition, and her attire doesn't leave much to the imagination. You can clearly see the outline of her penis.

I think it's the short hair that's holding her back from being feminine. Much cuter when she had longer straight hair and was peeing in the parking lot at the beach.

I'd still hit it.

Pink make Libra happy! *grunt grunt*
Pink make Libra rub special spot! *grunt grunt*

Doooode, that's a dude.

Pink has more moles on her body than a Denny's waitress!

so wrong, yet so true.

gawd i'm superficial.

The necklace is kind of an odd choice if in fact she's straight.

i read an article on discoveryhealth.com last week, which said that moderately raised testosterone levels in women increases sex drive and the probability of orgasm.

which means that half these silicone-scrotum sluts with no muscle tone are probably lying there with their fat all flapping around while they blubber and fake it, while pink is actually getting off.

go figure!

but half these guys wouldn't know the difference.

She looks like Randy Harrison... that kid from Queer as Folk.

http://www.berkshiretheatre.org/gallery/album01/Randy_Harrison

I am such a big fan for abs and wow she has wonderful abs! I thought my abs were super toned but she beats me

She's a man Baby! Yeah! Wowzers, that's disgusting. Keep that shit to yourself.

Who is this guy again?

Anyone else notice the sweaty pits?

Dude, these pictures are over two years old..........

21--HAHAHAHA!!!!

Discoveryhealth says women with high testosterone get-off easier eh?


That's because they are men.

there's also reason to believe that women with more masculine features are evolutionarily cleverer.

current evolutionary theory explains sexual dimorphism largely through "sexual selection," which amounts to saying that certain features were more attractive. women with big jugs and hips were more likely passively selected-for by men, whereas women with less attractive features managed to be successful reproducers through their own inventiveness.

womens capacity to exert selective force on men would, of course, be limited, since men could just beat them into submission. men who appealed to women would probably have more successful offspring, but i think there's a reason for all the gross body hair and balding...

and for the prevalence of small penises...

Does it think that by wearing a lace bra (for no reason) we'll believe its a female?

is cleverer a real word? methinks not.
me also finds irony in you making big gigundus citations like a Ph.D. while using a word like cleverer.

So, to sum up,

that's a dude.

How is this lez married? Carey Hart must be a little gay to want to bang that every night.

I'm not talking bad about her she might come over here, bust up my keyboard and kick my ass.

oh leave shack alone, she just enjoys hearing herself speak (a lot, mind you) because no one else listens.

Your an IDIOT! This pics of Pink are from 2002. These are OLD! Cant you think of anything better than putting up pics that are 5 years old. You are getting boring.

Look at her necklace. That's the sticker the construction workers put on their pickup truck windows

Did you see her shoes?? They're like 5 inch platforms!

Who wears that crap?!?!

I guess I'm gonna be the one to have to say it, officially.....

ITS A MAN, BABY!!!!


Wow you guys.

Jizz, you're laughing at the troll @ #21??? Shame on you.
Everyone knows by now that when something is posted under the chosen ones screen name, and it's foul, disgusting and perverted, it's gotta be wally gum boots clickety clacking away

with those ab muscles she must have very perky erections.

They're bringing back the old Creature Feature?

Whatever.....that shit was funny.

#39. Cleverer is a word. http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/cleverer

well mea culpa.....for that I will not look at naked pictures of Fabio Cannavaro for a week.

Jizz, no it wasn't, it's fucking pathetic that what's obviously a disturbed 16 year old sociopath is so void of his own personality that he has to post shit under other peoples screen names

what am I doing here on this site that's gone to absolute shit, I'm too intelligent to be here

I mean I've got better things to do than fight with Jizz until I get good and wet.

wow wally gum boots, 3 whole minutes before you posted after me, slacker

@52 ha! NERD!

@57 Ya, I totally own that I am a nerd.

I just thought it was funny that jrz was slamming someone for their grammar and she was the one who was wrong.

If pictures had sound, "Macho Man" would be playing in the background.

That outfit is exactly what this retarded 11-year-old at my school wears daily. No joke.

Yesterday on "The View," Rosie O'Donnell said that when she pictures how she'd ideally want her body to look, she thinks of Pink. I don't think any commentary is necessary on that. :)

I saw Pink at the Sherman Oaks Galleria one time. Two hours later, I was dead.

She looks fat, not fit.

There once was a jerk off named Chouli
Who had a face that was quite ghouly
Shut the fuck up!
No one likes you, slut
Now go get fucked in your assholey!

And I thought Mel Tillis was a poor choice for spokesperson when Whataburger hired him back in the day. Has to be worst celeb spokesperson ever. Who wants to look like Pink? She's the very definition of fugly dyke, in fact there's a picture of her right next to Rosie O'Donnell in Webster's Illustrated Dictionary.

i'm not digging the shirt

WHAT KIND OF SHOES IS SHE WEARING?!?!?!

I think she looks great and have always thought she was very sexy. The only thing I dislike about her is the tattoos. I can handle a couple, but even her tattoos have tattoos. hehe.

Btw, what happened to ones on her forarms? I noticed she has them in the pictures where she's in her bikini, but not in this pictures. Did they wash off? Maybe they were stick ons? or did they photoshop them?

Your thoughts?

Yeah, she's fit, but it's scary how much she looks like a man. If Bally's told me I'd look like that if I worked out, it would definitely make me lose weight- from all the running in the opposite direction!

And to top it all off, ahem... "she" is always sneering, looks sweaty and I'm pretty sure she reeks of B.O. after a sunny afternoon.

It's all the testosterone.

I think she looks damn hot, small boobies but SHIT so what a lot of women have tiny boobies - Way to go to NOT have fake ones. Although I don't like those moles on her face much.

she must have a clit that looks like a clinched fist

she looks like what aaron carter always aspired to be. he only dreamed of those muscles in his teenage days.

at least she's not afraid
to speak out...

about your "president"
and your "democracy"

let us know when you wake up

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