Mar 13 2007Pink has the ideal body
Pink showed off her belly at a Bally Total Fitness Conference, though I'm not sure why they would want her as a guest. Yeah she's got muscles, but nobody's looking at Pink thinking that's their ideal body. They might as well have brought a gorilla out on stage and poked it with a stick while announcing: "Get a Bally Total Fitness membership and you too could look like this!"
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1. tomdeleteseverypageimake - March 13, 2007 12:51 AM
first? yea
2. tomdeleteseverypageimake - March 13, 2007 12:52 AM
btw she does have a pretty good body in person...she opened up for justin timberlake and it took me a sec to figure out which of the two it was.
3. cayana - March 13, 2007 12:57 AM
Why does she even bother wearing a bra? There's nothing there that needs support.
4. radmacdrunkpants - March 13, 2007 1:01 AM
you're all scared coz she'd kick your ass all the way to tuesday!
i'd rather have a million Pink's in this world than one more Paris/Britney/Lindsay skanky clone wasting oxygen.
5. leo - March 13, 2007 1:02 AM
are you an idiot?
she has a good body. you can't see the definition in her abs?
your blog has become not only misinformed, but so terribly boring lately.
6. crestlin - March 13, 2007 1:41 AM
her body is fantastic! i wish my husband's abs looked like that :/
7. loungechic - March 13, 2007 2:17 AM
nobody said she didn't have a "good" body... if you WANT a muscular man body... complete with muscular V leading to your crotch like guys have.
I don't ever remember that being hot on girls. :) Not to diss girls without curves, but the "ideal body" is typically one with sexy curves!... Not a flat chest/V crotch/no hips.
8. loungechic - March 13, 2007 2:18 AM
considering what nature gave her, she's made a pretty badass body for herself though
9. ImaCracka - March 13, 2007 2:23 AM
I have a body like that......
I keep it under my bed in my basement.....
(insert evil laugh here)
10. KMayLi - March 13, 2007 2:46 AM
I'm looking at Pink, thinking that's my ideal body...dollars to donuts when she's 30+ she'll still be lean and androgynously sexy, unlike certain other young female singer-types that we know...
11. allgravybaby - March 13, 2007 2:47 AM
doesnt this butch have someone to tell her what compliments her figure and that a mid drift does not?!
12. crazyotto - March 13, 2007 3:56 AM
yeah she looks good,eating pussy keeps you young and fit
13. Antonio - March 13, 2007 4:22 AM
Where are her tats?
14. arrested-development - March 13, 2007 4:28 AM
Say what you will, but that girl can sing. And with a voice like hers, she could look like the hamburgler and it wouldn't bother me.
Also, she can beat the crap out of all the britneys, hillarys and lindsays...making me like her even more!
15. Fifth Stooge - March 13, 2007 4:59 AM
Pink its like red but not quite.
16. Trollhattan - March 13, 2007 5:21 AM
Starbuck? Is that you?
17. oshkoshb-goshdammgosh - March 13, 2007 5:21 AM
She looks like if Dennis the Menace grew up and liked dick in his ass a whole bunch.
18. DrPhowstus - March 13, 2007 5:26 AM
The only reason this chick wears heels is to keep her knuckles from scraping on the floor.
19. RichPort - March 13, 2007 5:54 AM
5. You are correct, Pink does have an abundance of definition, and her attire doesn't leave much to the imagination. You can clearly see the outline of her penis.
20. p911gt10c - March 13, 2007 6:05 AM
I think it's the short hair that's holding her back from being feminine. Much cuter when she had longer straight hair and was peeing in the parking lot at the beach.
I'd still hit it.
21. Libraesque - March 13, 2007 6:08 AM
Pink make Libra happy! *grunt grunt*
Pink make Libra rub special spot! *grunt grunt*
22. BarbadoSlim - March 13, 2007 6:12 AM
Doooode, that's a dude.
23. daylin - March 13, 2007 6:49 AM
Pink has more moles on her body than a Denny's waitress!
so wrong, yet so true.
gawd i'm superficial.
24. Lobo - March 13, 2007 7:25 AM
The necklace is kind of an odd choice if in fact she's straight.
25. schack - March 13, 2007 7:44 AM
i read an article on discoveryhealth.com last week, which said that moderately raised testosterone levels in women increases sex drive and the probability of orgasm.
which means that half these silicone-scrotum sluts with no muscle tone are probably lying there with their fat all flapping around while they blubber and fake it, while pink is actually getting off.
go figure!
26. schack - March 13, 2007 7:45 AM
but half these guys wouldn't know the difference.
27. Turkishjade - March 13, 2007 7:48 AM
She looks like Randy Harrison... that kid from Queer as Folk.
http://www.berkshiretheatre.org/gallery/album01/Randy_Harrison
28. wowzers - March 13, 2007 7:48 AM
I am such a big fan for abs and wow she has wonderful abs! I thought my abs were super toned but she beats me
29. Austin Powers - March 13, 2007 7:50 AM
She's a man Baby! Yeah! Wowzers, that's disgusting. Keep that shit to yourself.
30. doogleberg - March 13, 2007 7:52 AM
Who is this guy again?
31. Jeff - March 13, 2007 7:55 AM
Anyone else notice the sweaty pits?
32. RJ - March 13, 2007 7:55 AM
Dude, these pictures are over two years old..........
33. jrzmommy - March 13, 2007 8:06 AM
21--HAHAHAHA!!!!
34. BarbadoSlim - March 13, 2007 8:27 AM
Discoveryhealth says women with high testosterone get-off easier eh?
That's because they are men.
35. schack - March 13, 2007 8:39 AM
there's also reason to believe that women with more masculine features are evolutionarily cleverer.
current evolutionary theory explains sexual dimorphism largely through "sexual selection," which amounts to saying that certain features were more attractive. women with big jugs and hips were more likely passively selected-for by men, whereas women with less attractive features managed to be successful reproducers through their own inventiveness.
36. schack - March 13, 2007 8:41 AM
womens capacity to exert selective force on men would, of course, be limited, since men could just beat them into submission. men who appealed to women would probably have more successful offspring, but i think there's a reason for all the gross body hair and balding...
37. schack - March 13, 2007 8:42 AM
and for the prevalence of small penises...
38. Chouli - March 13, 2007 8:51 AM
Does it think that by wearing a lace bra (for no reason) we'll believe its a female?
39. jrzmommy - March 13, 2007 8:54 AM
is cleverer a real word? methinks not.
me also finds irony in you making big gigundus citations like a Ph.D. while using a word like cleverer.
40. BarbadoSlim - March 13, 2007 8:55 AM
So, to sum up,
that's a dude.
41. Tits_McGhee - March 13, 2007 8:59 AM
How is this lez married? Carey Hart must be a little gay to want to bang that every night.
42. Jimmy Showbiz - March 13, 2007 8:59 AM
I'm not talking bad about her she might come over here, bust up my keyboard and kick my ass.
43. biatcho - March 13, 2007 9:12 AM
oh leave shack alone, she just enjoys hearing herself speak (a lot, mind you) because no one else listens.
44. mxmommy - March 13, 2007 9:30 AM
Your an IDIOT! This pics of Pink are from 2002. These are OLD! Cant you think of anything better than putting up pics that are 5 years old. You are getting boring.
45. me0w - March 13, 2007 9:32 AM
Look at her necklace. That's the sticker the construction workers put on their pickup truck windows
46. Yeahyah - March 13, 2007 9:34 AM
Did you see her shoes?? They're like 5 inch platforms!
Who wears that crap?!?!
47. 86 - March 13, 2007 10:11 AM
I guess I'm gonna be the one to have to say it, officially.....
ITS A MAN, BABY!!!!
Wow you guys.
48. Libraesque - March 13, 2007 10:26 AM
Jizz, you're laughing at the troll @ #21??? Shame on you.
Everyone knows by now that when something is posted under the chosen ones screen name, and it's foul, disgusting and perverted, it's gotta be wally gum boots clickety clacking away
49. itspat - March 13, 2007 10:28 AM
with those ab muscles she must have very perky erections.
50. UNCLE NED - March 13, 2007 10:32 AM
They're bringing back the old Creature Feature?
51. jrzmommy - March 13, 2007 10:32 AM
Whatever.....that shit was funny.
52. Chouli - March 13, 2007 10:33 AM
#39. Cleverer is a word. http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/cleverer
53. jrzmommy - March 13, 2007 10:49 AM
well mea culpa.....for that I will not look at naked pictures of Fabio Cannavaro for a week.
54. Libraesque - March 13, 2007 10:51 AM
Jizz, no it wasn't, it's fucking pathetic that what's obviously a disturbed 16 year old sociopath is so void of his own personality that he has to post shit under other peoples screen names
what am I doing here on this site that's gone to absolute shit, I'm too intelligent to be here
55. Libraesque - March 13, 2007 10:54 AM
I mean I've got better things to do than fight with Jizz until I get good and wet.
56. Libraesque - March 13, 2007 11:07 AM
wow wally gum boots, 3 whole minutes before you posted after me, slacker
57. BarbadoSlim - March 13, 2007 11:08 AM
@52 ha! NERD!
58. Chouli - March 13, 2007 11:26 AM
@57 Ya, I totally own that I am a nerd.
I just thought it was funny that jrz was slamming someone for their grammar and she was the one who was wrong.
59. WTFiswrongwithUppl - March 13, 2007 11:47 AM
If pictures had sound, "Macho Man" would be playing in the background.
60. belle - March 13, 2007 11:56 AM
That outfit is exactly what this retarded 11-year-old at my school wears daily. No joke.
61. Chloe - March 13, 2007 12:05 PM
Yesterday on "The View," Rosie O'Donnell said that when she pictures how she'd ideally want her body to look, she thinks of Pink. I don't think any commentary is necessary on that. :)
62. DrunkBlogger - March 13, 2007 12:15 PM
I saw Pink at the Sherman Oaks Galleria one time. Two hours later, I was dead.
63. Carsten5577 - March 13, 2007 12:26 PM
She looks fat, not fit.
64. jrzmommy - March 13, 2007 12:42 PM
There once was a jerk off named Chouli
Who had a face that was quite ghouly
Shut the fuck up!
No one likes you, slut
Now go get fucked in your assholey!
65. UNWASHEDMASSES - March 13, 2007 12:58 PM
And I thought Mel Tillis was a poor choice for spokesperson when Whataburger hired him back in the day. Has to be worst celeb spokesperson ever. Who wants to look like Pink? She's the very definition of fugly dyke, in fact there's a picture of her right next to Rosie O'Donnell in Webster's Illustrated Dictionary.
66. imran karim - March 13, 2007 1:20 PM
i'm not digging the shirt
67. Saera - March 13, 2007 1:53 PM
WHAT KIND OF SHOES IS SHE WEARING?!?!?!
68. Jocitch - March 13, 2007 2:19 PM
I think she looks great and have always thought she was very sexy. The only thing I dislike about her is the tattoos. I can handle a couple, but even her tattoos have tattoos. hehe.
Btw, what happened to ones on her forarms? I noticed she has them in the pictures where she's in her bikini, but not in this pictures. Did they wash off? Maybe they were stick ons? or did they photoshop them?
Your thoughts?
69. DIANA - March 13, 2007 2:30 PM
Yeah, she's fit, but it's scary how much she looks like a man. If Bally's told me I'd look like that if I worked out, it would definitely make me lose weight- from all the running in the opposite direction!
70. BarbadoSlim - March 13, 2007 2:37 PM
And to top it all off, ahem... "she" is always sneering, looks sweaty and I'm pretty sure she reeks of B.O. after a sunny afternoon.
It's all the testosterone.
71. kamihi - March 13, 2007 2:48 PM
I think she looks damn hot, small boobies but SHIT so what a lot of women have tiny boobies - Way to go to NOT have fake ones. Although I don't like those moles on her face much.
72. NipsyHustle - March 13, 2007 5:02 PM
she must have a clit that looks like a clinched fist
73. fashionbitch - March 13, 2007 7:34 PM
she looks like what aaron carter always aspired to be. he only dreamed of those muscles in his teenage days.
74. herbiefrog - March 17, 2007 10:28 PM
at least she's not afraid
to speak out...
about your "president"
and your "democracy"
let us know when you wake up
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